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LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA

RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA

DHOTI UD GAYI

PHIR BIJLI KADKI

LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA


FOTU LET HO.

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.


Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura
karna tha.

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi ? ? ?
Wife: Tumko bus me sabne kyon pita?
Husband: bus me meri photo niche gir gayi aur ek
aurat ke sadi ke niche ja giri to mene us aurat ko
kaha

"bahen ji sadi unchi kariye photo lena hai."

HAR ARZU HAMESHA ADHURI NAHI HOTI,

DOSTO ME KABHI DURI NAHI HOTI,

JINKE DIL ME APP JAISE DOST REHTE HO,

UNKE LIYE TO DHADKAN BHI JARURI NAHI HOTI


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9thMarch2009
LEKIN KHUSI DENE WALO ME EK APP HI KO DEKHA

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NA KHWABO ME DEKHA, NA NAZARO ME DEKHA,

HAZARO ME EK HAMNE APP KO DEKHA,

GUM DENE WALE TO HAR PAL HAI YAHA

LEKIN KHUSI DENE WALO ME EK APP HI KO DEKHA


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8thMarch2009
Bahut khas hai aap hamare

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Tanha kabhi khud ko hone na dena,

Ankho ko kabhi rone mat dena,

Bahut khas hai aap hamare,


Is khyal ko juda hone mat dena.
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8thMarch2009
Kyonki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari

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Nigahen aap ki pahechan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aap ki shan hai hamari,

Rakhna ifajat se tum apane aap ko,

Kyonki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari.


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8thMarch2009
Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi

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Na sathi hai na humsafar hai koi,

Na hum aise hai na hamara koi,

Bus aap ko dekhkar kah lete hai ki,


Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.
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8thMarch2009
Dost ki galiyon me koi gum na ho hamara

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Dost ki galiyon me koi gum na ho hamara,

Ye pyar kabhi cum na ho,

Bus yahi dua hai,tum khush raho,

Kal sms bhejane wala ho na ho.


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5thMarch2009
Duniya ki lahar hai dosti

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Duniya ki lahar hai dosti,

Dalti sham ka khula aasman hai dosti,

Jinko samajh me aa jaye to vah malamal,


Varna bina iske bilkul kangal hai dosti.
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5thMarch2009
Dosti ke bagair duniya men rakha kya hai

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Sitaron ke bagair asman men kya rakha hai,

Bin tere jeene men rakha kya hai?

Lagta hai sub kuch adhura sa,

Dosti ke bagair duniya men rakha kya hai?


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5thMarch2009
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai

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Dosti ek nagama hai jise gungunata hun mai,

Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai,

Akele jindagi kat nahi sakti hai,

Isiliye aap jaise pyare dost ko banata hun mai.


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5thMarch2009
Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge

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Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,

Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge,

Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge.

Larki apne pati se: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.


Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..


kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
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Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO…
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho
KAMEENO…. SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !!
CHEERS ….!! Marna Cancel.

How Women call their husband in 1st to Six year after Marriage!
1st Year:Jannu
2nd Year:OG
3rd Year:Sunte Ho
4th Year:O bunty k papa
5th Year:Kaha mar gaye?
6th Year:Aap aate ho k me ao ?

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.


Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!
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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,

Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.

Ram opens the door.

Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?

Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.