CONTENTS

• LETTERS TO GIRL WATCHER 4
• THE GIRL WATCHER'S ALMANAC 6
• My Favorite Girl for Watching: THE KITTEN TYPE.... 8
• GIRL WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD 10
• GIRL WATCHER'S GUIDE TO PARIS 12
• STALKING THE GIRL 14
• THE GIRL NEXT DOOR 16
• COLLECTING PRETTY GIRLS 18
• A GIRL WATCHER ESCAPES 20
• LOVE GODDESS DEPARTMENT 22
D GIRLS WHO WANNA RE WATCHED 36
• ANSWERS TO GIRL WATCHING PROBLEMS 39
• THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER 40
• STRAWBERRY BIRTHMARK DEPT 42
• THE PEEGEE GIRLS 46
• HIP FLIPPERS. ETC 49
• GIRL ON A HORSE 50







A GIRL WATCHER WITH A PURPOSE is the photographer who has been
handed what looks like an easy assignment. After all, the memo is only two lines
long:
"We want the youngish girl, reflecting all the buoyancy of today's womanhood.
Most of all, she must reflect the spirit of the client's product."
And what is the client's product? A do-it-yourself shim replacement for valve
seats in leaky faucets.
Hut you're a photographer and a Girl Watcher, too, and a challenge is a
challenge. You remind yourself that most any ACWA member would envy you for
getting paid for doing what they do for free, adjust your cornea and attack the happy
task of trailing the quail.
One photog handed such an assignment and heading out with similar resolve, wound
up his day making extended explanations to a judge. After getting downwind of a
number of prospects, but rejecting them on one count or another (one proved to have
termites in her foam rubber), this craftsman picked up the tracks of a girl who fit his
requirements from the tickle of her feather hat to the tip of her open-toed pumps. So
engrossed with her was he that he followed her into a bar. across the salon, down a
hall and through a door. That was where he lost her and melded his appearance before
hizzoner. You just can't make any explanations in a room such as he entered because
there are so many dames squealing and cursing you and asking if you can't read and
trying to cover up.
One trouble with seeking a youngish type is that the wrens, chicks and pigeons soon
take on a sameness which falls into one category—jail quail. After a prolonged,
dedicated snell of Girl Watching on such an assignment, you get so enthralled with all
those accumulated features you begin to wonder if you'd recognize THE girl if she
stepped up and bit you.
Such a search is likely to take you into some school districts and a number of malt
shops. As the full-blown delights gcekle around in their sweaters and the young bucks
concentrate on discussion of their fuel-injection jobs, you tend to parrot the pundit
who observed that youth is wasted on the young.
A hypo hipster on a picture assignment for a magazine confesses to a bit of chicanery
no one ever plumbed. Seeking the exact qualities in one girl, he had almost given up
after a week of sherlocking when he chanced upon a pair of twins who, between
them, had il all. He used one for frontal assaults, the other to bring up the rear. He
speaks of it as sort of pre-emulsion composition work. His only complaint was that he
had to pay two model fees.
Sometimes a paid GW will take the too-obvious tack. Seeking a leggy show-girl type,
one lenser hung around show rehearsals and stage doors so long he got the sequin
shakes. Then he found the right girl when he went to get a loan from a lawyer friend
and the receptionist uncurled herself from her desk and legged her way past his low-
slung lounge chair to the water cooler.
Nothing is more expansive to the soul of the paid CW, however, than having days and
even weeks of tireless and fascinating tracking pay off in finding the VEKY girl.
When the photog's convictions arc echoed by immediate approval of his sample
prints, he knows he still has the old eye.
As a working appraiser with a slide-rule on female fineries, the paid CW has an
obvious advantage over the casual, unaligned tracker. Should the girl turn on her heels
after a long tail job and have that big hand raised for the calculated slap, the photog
can demure, whip out his card and give a good account of himself.
It's a lot like getting paid to sample fine wine.
كلذ نم ضرغلا عم ةاتف بقارم ةلهس ةمهم هبشي ام ميلست مت يذلا روصملا وه . ةركذملا ،ءيش لك دعب
ةليوط طقف نيرطس وه :
فاضاو " مويلا ةثونلا وفطلا عيمج سكعي امم ،ءىشلا ضعب ريغص ةاتفلا ديرن . اهنأ ،هلك كلذ نم مهلا
ليمعلل جتنملا حور سكعت نأ بجي ."
لادبتسا كسفنب كلذ لعفاو ؟ليمعلل جتنملا وه امو برستت ريبانص مامص يف دعاقم ىلع لوصحلل ةقاقرلا
هايملا اهنم .
يدحتلا وه يدحتلاو ،اضيأ بقارمل ةاتفو روصم تنك خوك . اوكأ وضع يأ مظعم نأ كسفن ريكذت تنك
ةديعس ةمهملا ةمجاهمو كب ةصاخلا ةينرقلا طبضو ،اناجم هنولعفي ام لعفل عفد ىلع لوصحلا ىلع كل دسحلاو
مسلا ىلع ةدئاز نا .
دحاو photog ضاقل ةعسوم تاريسفت لعج هموي ىهنأ ،لثامم مزعب ههجوتو ةلاحلا هذه لثم ملس . دعب
رخل وأ ةدحاو ةمهت ىلع اهضفر نكلو ،تلامتحلا نم ددعل حيرلا هاجتا ىلع لوصحلا ( لمنلا نوكيل دحاو تبث
اهل طاطملا ةوغر يف ضيبلا ) لا ةاتفلا تاراسم لصي يفرح اذه راتخا ، ةعبق اهل ةغدغد نم هتاجايتحا بسانت يت
عباصلا حوتفم تاخضم اهل ضيغ ل شيرلا . ةناح ىلإ اهعبت هنإ اهعم ناك خوسنم كلذ . لفسأ ،نولاص ربع
بابلا للخ نمو ةعاقلا . مامأ هلوثم طولخمو اهل رسخ ثيح كلذ ناك hizzoner. يأ لعجت نأ نكمي ل طقف تنأ
ه نل لخد لثم ةفرغ يف تاريسفت ةءارق عيطتست ل تنك اذإ امع كلأسيو كل متشو نينلا تاديسلا نم ريثكلا كان
ىلع ةيطغتلل ةلواحمو .
ىلع ذخأت ابيرق مامحلاو جاجدلا ،ةمنمنلا نأ وه ءىشلا ضعب ريغص عون ىلإ يعسلا عم ةدحاو ةلكشم
نجسلا ةئف نامسلا ةدحاو يف عقي يذلا هباشتلا . نم صصختم لينس ،ةليوط ةرتف دعب هذه لثم ةدهاشم ىلع ةاتف
تناك اذإ ةاتفلا فرتعت تنك اذإ امع لءاستل أدبت نأ تمكارت يتلا تازيملا كلت لك عم ىتح رسأت لصحت ،ةمهملا
كل تبو تدعص .
ثحبلا اذه لثم ريعشلا ةيراجتلا تلحملا نم ددعو ةيميلعتلا قطانملا ضعب ىلإ كذخأي نأ حجرملا نمو .
ةلماك تارسملا امك gcekle تنكو ،دوقولا نقح فئاظو ةشقانم ىلع زيكرتلا بابشلا زكابو تازولبلا يف اهلوح
بابشلا ىلع عيضي بابشلا نأ ظحل يذلا دقانلاو ءاغببلا ىلإ ليمت .
A ىوه ىضم تقو يأ نم دحأ ل ةطلاغملا نم ليلق نأ فرتعي ةلجمل ةروص ةمهم يف روصق بحم .
،ةدحاو ةاتف يف طبضلاب تافصلا ىعست نم عوبسأ دعب ابيرقت ىطعأ دق هنا لاقو sherlocking ةفداصم امدنع
ليا لك ناكو ،امهنيب ،نيذلا مئاوتلا نم جوز . ةيفلخلا راهظل ىرخأو ،يمامأ تاءادتعلا ىلع دحأ داتعا . لاقو
بلحتسم نيوكت لبق لمعلا نم عونلا اذه نا نم ثدحتي هنا . نأ هيلع ناك يتلا ةديحولا ىوكشلا هل ناك موسر عفدي
نينثا جذومن .
عفدت فوس نايحلا ضعب يف GW ةحضاو ،كلذك اهراسم ذخأت . ليوط عون ىلع لوصحلل ىعست
تقلع ،ةاتف رهظت نيقاسلا LENSER ىلع لصح ىتح ةليوط ةلحرم باوبأو تافوربلا ضرعملا لوح ةدحاو
رترتلا تازه . قيدص نم ضرق ىلع لوصحلل بهذ امدنع قح ىلع ةاتفلا دجو مث لابقتسلاو يماحملا
uncurled ءاملا ةدوربل ةسائرلا ةلاص يلدتم ةضفخنملا هيضام اهقيرط بدتو اهدعقم نم اهسفن .
حورل اعسوت رثكأ وه ام كانه سيل CW ةبوؤدلا عبتت نم عيباسأ ىتحو مايأ دوجو نم ،نكلو ،ةعوفدملا
ةاتف ىلع روثعلا يف دادس ةعئارو VEKY. امدنع photog وق تاعانقل ،عبطي ةنيع هل ةيروفلا ةقفاوملا اهددر س
ةميدقلا نيعلا هيدل لازت ل هنأ ملعي هنل .
و ،ثانلل جربتلا ىلع ةحيرشلا ةدعاقلا عم لمعلا نمثملا امك CW ىدم ىلع ةحضاو ةزيم هل تعفد
اهتاذاحم بقعتو ،ةضراع . ي تعفر نأ اهلو ليوط ليذ اهل ةفيظو دعب بقع ىلع ةاتفلا لوحتت نأ بجي ةريبك د
نكميو ،باسح ةعفصل photog هسفن نم ةديج رابتعلا ءاطعإو هتقاطب جراخ دلج ،نيزر .
ذيبنلا ةمارغ ةنيعل عفد ىلع لوصحلا لثم اريثك اهنا .
A GIRL WATCHER WITH A PURPOSE is the photographer who has been
handed what looks like an easy assignment. After all, the memo is only two lines
long:
"We want the youngish girl, reflecting all the buoyancy of today's womanhood.
Most of all, she must reflect the spirit of the client's product."
And what is the client's product? A do-it-yourself shim replacement for valve
seats in leaky faucets.
Hut you're a photographer and a Girl Watcher, too, and a challenge is a
challenge. You remind yourself that most any ACWA member would envy you for
getting paid for doing what they do for free, adjust your cornea and attack the happy
task of trailing the quail.
One photog handed such an assignment and heading out with similar resolve, wound
up his day making extended explanations to a judge. After getting downwind of a
number of prospects, but rejecting them on one count or another (one proved to have
termites in her foam rubber), this craftsman picked up the tracks of a girl who fit his
requirements from the tickle of her feather hat to the tip of her open-toed pumps. So
engrossed with her was he that he followed her into a bar. across the salon, down a
hall and through a door. That was where he lost her and melded his appearance before
hizzoner. You just can't make any explanations in a room such as he entered because
there are so many dames squealing and cursing you and asking if you can't read and
trying to cover up.
One trouble with seeking a youngish type is that the wrens, chicks and pigeons soon
take on a sameness which falls into one category—jail quail. After a prolonged,
dedicated snell of Girl Watching on such an assignment, you get so enthralled with all
those accumulated features you begin to wonder if you'd recognize THE girl if she
stepped up and bit you.
Such a search is likely to take you into some school districts and a number of malt
shops. As the full-blown delights gcekle around in their sweaters and the young bucks
concentrate on discussion of their fuel-injection jobs, you tend to parrot the pundit
who observed that youth is wasted on the young.
A hypo hipster on a picture assignment for a magazine confesses to a bit of chicanery
no one ever plumbed. Seeking the exact qualities in one girl, he had almost given up
after a week of sherlocking when he chanced upon a pair of twins who, between
them, had il all. He used one for frontal assaults, the other to bring up the rear. He
speaks of it as sort of pre-emulsion composition work. His only complaint was that he
had to pay two model fees.
Sometimes a paid GW will take the too-obvious tack. Seeking a leggy show-girl type,
one lenser hung around show rehearsals and stage doors so long he got the sequin
shakes. Then he found the right girl when he went to get a loan from a lawyer friend
and the receptionist uncurled herself from her desk and legged her way past his low-
slung lounge chair to the water cooler.
Nothing is more expansive to the soul of the paid CW, however, than having days and
even weeks of tireless and fascinating tracking pay off in finding the VEKY girl.
When the photog's convictions arc echoed by immediate approval of his sample
prints, he knows he still has the old eye.
As a working appraiser with a slide-rule on female fineries, the paid CW has an
obvious advantage over the casual, unaligned tracker. Should the girl turn on her heels
after a long tail job and have that big hand raised for the calculated slap, the photog
can demure, whip out his card and give a good account of himself.
It's a lot like getting paid to sample fine wine.

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