You have two cows... Advaniism You have two cows. You don't milk them.

You worship them. Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattle-feed for them. Rajnikantism You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colorful milk. Vajpayeeism You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattle-feed. Clintonism You have two cows. But you milk your neighbors' cows. Iraqism You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons. Talibanism You have two cows. You put them in purdah. UN-ism You have two cows. You don't milk them; you only lecture to them

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