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Nikki J. Maxwell
PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
AAAAAAAAAAHHH ∆!!
(That was me screaming in frustration!)
MY
MISSING
CLOCK!!
∆!!
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GRRRRR!!
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Just kidding ∞!
NOT ∆!!
Actually, I really am kidding ∞!
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WHY?
Because I’m really SICK and TIRED of Brianna . . .
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BOUNCE!
BOUNCE!
BRIANNA, WAKING ME UP
IN A VERY RUDE MANNER!!
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Almost.
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?!
EWW!
FREAK!
Then MacKenzie glared at me and snarled, “Hey,
Nikki, would you like some FLIES with that
sandwich?! Oops, I mean FRIES!”
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And . . . STUPID!
∆!!
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AAAAAAAAAHH!!!
(That was me screaming in frustration! AGAIN ∆!!)
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Accidentally ∆!
AND
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TWICE ∆!!
I felt absolutely HORRIBLE!
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∆!!
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She picked up the big book and blew the dust off
the cover.
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∆!!
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?!
BRIANNA’S
SELF-PORTRAIT
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Seriously!
I don’t know how much more of this
DRAMA I can take!!
∆!!
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∞!!
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JUST GREAT ∆!
She was going to emerge with a basketball, soccer
ball, volleyball, baseball, or maybe a football.
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AGAIN!!
But just in case it DID, I had tucked my diary and
pen inside my shirt so I could make good use of my
downtime on the bleachers.
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WHOP!!
“You’re OUT! You’re OUT!” a boy cried gleefully as
he pointed at her.
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ME
ZOEY
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WHAM!
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VERY wrong!
My BFFs’ voices sounded really, really far away,
almost like an echo.
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∆!!
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OH, CRUD!!!
I was FALLING!!!
And falling . . .
And falling . . .
And FALLING ∆!! . . .
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are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s
imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is
entirely coincidental.
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