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Polonia Soccer

2009 Soccer Awards


Soccer – year-round
Your Task:
• Look at the picture and guess:
–Least likely to
• Or
–Most likely to
–And the category
Most likely to: intercept your pass
Most likely to: be fouled
Most likely to: endanger low-flying aircraft
Most likely to: have name misspelled
Most likely to: Hit the post
Most likely to:question accuracy of the writeups
Least likely to: come back and play defense
Most likely to: “be Good, not Evil”
Most likely to: be fouled by me
Most likely to: be blamed for that last goal
Least likely to abandon his defensive duties
(unlike …say….Jurek)
Most likely to: escape my defensive
pressures (rather easily I might add)
Most likely to: score goals, except
when he is on my team
Most likely to: yell “finito” ahead of
time, when his team is winning
Most likely to: “stay home if less
than 35 degrees”
Most likely to: nutmeg you
(and award for wearing his entire closet)
Most likely to: Commit Goalie Blunder
Most likely to: be picked before me
(and to have worst colored hat)
Most likely to: have the Best Hair
Most likely to: have Worst Mustache
Most likely to: execute a very disturbing
pregame ritual
MVP (most valuable part)
player of the year
Many KM’s… to me