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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to

let him keep her.

King David

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just cant face each other, but still they stay together.
!asha "uitry

#y all means marry. $f you get a good wife, youll be happy.
$f you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.

%he great &uestion, which $ have not been able to answer is,
'What does a woman want('

$ had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
!igmund )reud

!ome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. !he goes %uesdays, $ go )ridays.
*ed !kelton

%heres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. $ts called marriage.
!am Kinison

$ve had bad luck with both my wives
%he first one left me, and the second one didnt.
+ames ,olt -c"avra

%wo secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
.. Whenever youre wrong, admit it,
/. Whenever youre right, shut up.
0atrick -urray

%he most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to
forget it once.

2ou know what $ did before $ married(
Anything $ wanted to.

-y wife and $ were happy for twenty years.
%hen we met.
,enny 2oungman

A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong.
*odney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds3 Wife wanted. 1e4t day
he received a hundred letters.
%hey all said the same thing3 2ou can have mine.

)irst "uy 5proudly63 -y wifes an angel7
!econd "uy 3 2oure lucky, mines still alive.