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Pheasant Plucker

I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant fucker’s mate.

When I’m not fucking pheasants, then I have to masturbate.

Now who’s the lucky birdy as they all queue up and wait,

I try hard to grab them all before it is too late.

When the birds are satisfied and stripped of all their feathers,

I look out for more to screw in all kinds of weathers.