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Nikki J. Maxwell
PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1
OMG!
I have never been so EMBARRASSED in my
entire life!!
And this time, it WASNT at the hands of my
snobby, lip-gloss-addicted enemy, MacKenzie
Hollister.
I still cant figure out why my very own sister,
Brianna, would humiliate me like this.
It all started earlier this afternoon, when I noticed
my hair was greasier than a supersized order of
fries. I needed either a shower or an emergency
Jiffy Lube oil change. Im so NOT lying.
I hadnt been in the shower more than a minute when
SOMEONE started pounding on the bathroom door
like a maniac. I nervously peeked out of the shower
and was like, What the . . . ??!!"
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?!
!!
M
A
B !!
BAM !!
BAM
ME
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BAM !
BAM !
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BRIANNA!!
HELLO?!
HELLO?!
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UM . . . HELLO-OO!!
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WH
!
E
E
EE
8/12/13 2:15 PM
HAIRY-LEGGED . . .
CRUSTY-EYED . . .
FREAK!!!
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 2
Im totally dreading seeing Brandon in school today.
Its hard to believe that just a couple days ago we
were rocking our schools talent show together in
our band, Dorkalicious (also known as Actually, Im
Not Really Sure Yet). Yes, its a crazy name and a
long story.
He even gave me lessons on his drum set. It seemed
like we were FINALLY becoming good friends.
But then Brianna the Brat RUINED everything!
Im surprised Brandon even bothered to invite me to
his party. I bet he only did it because he feels sorry
for me or something.
I wanted to talk to Chloe and Zoey about all of
this during gym, but I didnt get a chance to. Mainly
because the entire class was buzzing about nabbing
a really cool, FREE T-shirt for this show called
Holiday on Ice.
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!
!
T
E
TW E
ME
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I was so . . . DISGUSTED !
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ME
VEIL
BRIDAL
BOUQUET
XXXXXL
T-SHIRT
LACE AT
HEM
SUPERCUTE
SHOES
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BEGGING!!!
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!!
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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 3
Today in social studies we discussed career goals.
But since I plan to attend a major university to
become a professional illustrator, I decided to spend
the hour writing in my diary instead.
I felt it was the right thing to do since teachers
always nag us students to use our class time wisely.
Most of the kids had not given much thought to
their futures.
But my friend Theodore Swagmire III was totally
obsessing over it.
And it didnt help that the class snickered when he
shared his plans for the future. I felt a little sorry
for him. Hes one of the dorkiest guys in the school.
So, being the very kind and supportive friend that I
am, I decided to encourage Theo to pursue his goals
in life:
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ME
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EWW!
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Sitting on my bed in my
pajamas, STARING at the
wall and SULKING!!!!!! !!
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