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CRITICAL PRESENTATION TO

PEOPLE IN SUITS
(Who Drive BMWs)

By
Someone Else In A Suit
(Who drives a Porsche Cayenne)
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Then Now Soon THE FUTURE!
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Very Important Things We Are Doing

• Proactively moving forward towards a shared vision of the future.


• Minimising fire-fighting through business-focused, cross-functional empowerment.
• Enabling and empowering flexible game plans to incentivize integrated leverage of
mission-critical mindsets for the future.
• Peeling back the onion to expose granular step-change in order to push the
envelope and refocus on a result-driven game plan going forward.
• Implementing value-added tactical synergies in a win-win environment by
realigning the team-player ethos and dovetailing into an out-of-the-loop, market-
facing infrastructure.

ABOVE ALL, WE WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE TO FAST


TRACK BROAD-BASED BARRIER REMOVAL AND
FACILITATE CORPORATE GAP ANALYSIS!!

GOING FORWARD!!
And Finally, a Gratuitous Picture Of A Lady So We
Can All Laugh While We Try To Remember What It
Was Like To Have Real Sex Instead Of Paying
Ladyboys On Company Trips To China