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CHEERS N RGDS SRI Subject: Cows > INFOSYSism > You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a > nice campus, and send them one at a time to the US for > milking. > > WIPROism > GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. > > DELLism > Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk > from both and sell it as Cow's milk. > > IBMism > You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet > dogs to unsuspecting small businessmen. > > MICROSOFTism > You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from > you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. > > SUNism > You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate > Microsoft. > > ORACLEism > You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, > so you sell tools to help milk cows. > > SAPism > You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions > for cows implimented by milking consultants. > > APPLEism > You have a cow. You sell iMilk. > > SONYism > You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to > develop the world's thinnest milk. > > HPism > You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell > complete milking solutions through Authorized > Resellers only. >
> GEism > You have a donkey. People think you have a > 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his > imagination at work. > > RELIANCEism > You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to > people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone > to have milk. > > CITIBANKism > Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one. > If you have a bull, press two... stay on the line if > you would like our customer care officer to milk it > for you... > > TATAism > You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA > Indicow.