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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?


Polaroids.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and Me
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After a
ll, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner
, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum
one more chance?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box t
o start a campfire?
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends!!
"What is the definition of a fierce competitor?
A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a masturbation contest."

Son and dad joke


Son :Dad what is an idiot
Dad :An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas
in such a strange and long way that another person
who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you
understand me?
Son :No
Joke about girl
Boy :
Girl:
Boy :
Girl:
Boy :
Girl:
Boy :
Girl:

Will you Marry me ?


Do you have a house ?
No
Do you have a BMW car ?
No
How much is your salary ?
No salary but,
No! You have nothing..
How can i marry you ? Leave please.!!
Boy : (talks to himself) I have one villa,3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..Why I still need to buy BMW.?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do
on cannot be held responsible for it.

but gravitati

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a
pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
QUOTES BY SIR ALBERT EINSTIEN