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1)

What did god say when he made the first


black person??
2)
Johnnys mother has 3 children, the name
of the first child is April, the name of the
second child is May. What is the name of the
third child??
3)
Some months have 31 days, some of them
have 30 days. How many have 28 days??
4)
Why did the boy bury the flashlight in the
ground??
5)
Why did the man put the clock in the
safe??
6)
Why did the man throw butter out of his
window??
7)
Why did the man throw a bucket of water
out of his window??
8)
What starts with the letter P, ends with
the letter E and has a thousand of letters in
it??
9)
What begins with T, ends with T and has T
in it??
10) I saw a boat full of people, yet there was
not a single person on the boat! How??
11) Before mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest mountain on Earth??
12) Which travels faster, cold or heat??
13) What lives in the corner, but travels the
whole world??
14) Why was the belt arrested??

15) If you take 3 apples from 10 apples how


many apples do you have??

Answers
1)
Damn, I burnt one!!
2)
Johnny!!
3)
All the months have 28 days at
least
4)
Because the batteries died!!
5)
Because he wanted to save time!!
6)
Because he wanted to see
butterfly!!
7)
Because he wanted to see the
waterfall!!
8)
Post office!!
9)
Teapot!!
10) Everyone in the boat were
married!!
11) Mount Everest!!
12) Heat, because you can catch cold!!
13) Postage stamp!!
14) For holding up the pants!!
15) 3 apples!!