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FADE IN
HALLWAY
Soon after the bell rings, the hallway is filled with kids
between the ages of eleven through fourteen years old.
Within the mix are some boys throwing a football back and
forth to each other, and there’s also a few groups of girls
walking together gossiping with each other.
STUDENT #1
Hey dork.
Next Bernie gently blows into the mirror and takes a deep
breath so he can check out his breath.
STUDENT #2
What’s up dork?
BERNIE
(to himself)
Teeth are sparkling, breath smells
good…time to make my move.
BERNIE
Sooo Beatrice, how are you this
fine day?
BEATRICE
I’m good.
BERNICE
(nervously)
You know, ummmm, the Fall dance is,
ummmm, coming up this weekend and I
just was, ahhh, wondering if you’d,
ummmm, like to go with me?
BEATRICE
You want me to go with you?
BERNIE
Yeah, it’d, ummm, be swell. My mom
could pick you up in her Volvo
station wagon, it’s quite the ride.
BEATRICE
Bernie I can’t go.
BERNIE
Oh do you have pre-existing plans
for that night?
BEATRICE
Oh no, I’ll be at the dance. I
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BEATRICE (cont’d)
wouldn’t miss it. I just meant
that I can’t go with you.
BERNIE
(sadly)
Ohhh, I guess I understand. Well
maybe you can save a dance for me?
I do a mean cha-cha; my mom taught
it to me once.
BEATRICE
Maybe I will, but I can’t promise
you one.
BERNIE
Yeah I know, there will be a lot
of guys there and you can’t dance
with everyone. Hopefully I’ll be
one of the lucky ones.
BEATRICE
I have to run off to class now.
BERNIE
Right, I got you. So, I’ll see you
later.
SCHOOL BULLY
Ohhh, Bernard falls down and go
boom. What’s the matter, you having
problems walking?
SCHOOL BULLY
(menacingly)
Here buddy, let me help you.
SCHOOL BULLY
Come on boys, let’s skip next
period.
The school bully walks away with three of his friends, all
tough-looking punks as well.
Bernie finally finds his glasses and puts them on. Then he
gets to his knees and scrambles to collect his school books
and notebooks.
She gets down on her knees and helps him collect his books.
BEATRICE
Are you OK, Bernie?
BERNIE
(frustrated)
Don’t worry. I got everything,
you don’t have to worry about
little old me.
BEATRICE
I want to help though.
BERNIE
(frustrated)
No, that’s OK. What are you
going to do? Pick up my Algebra
book then just take it with you?
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BEATRICE
Bernie, you know I’m not like
that.
BERNIE
(looks directly at her)
You’re all like that.
Bernie finally collects all his things then grabs the lone
book in Beatrice’s hands and walks off.
BEATRICE
(to herself)
I’m sorry Bernie.
Bernie stops for a moment to fix his hair and wipe the
water off his books then he continues on like nothing
happened.
BEATRICE
Bernie! Bernie!
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Beatrice speeds up until she catches him and she taps him
on the back.
BEATRICE
Bernie!
BERNIE
(softly)
What?
BEATRICE
What’s wrong Bernie?
BERNIE
What do you think? I get picked on
all the time at school.
BEATRICE
Ohhh those kids don’t know any better.
They’re not good people. You are
though.
BERNIE
So why won’t you go to the Fall dance
with me?
BEATRICE
(sighs)
Ohhh Bernice. It’s complicated.
BERNICE
How complicated could it be?
BEATRICE
You wouldn’t understand.
BERNICE
Why wouldn’t I? I’m smart.
BEATRICE
I know you are, but it’s difficult
to explain.
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BEATRICE (cont’d)
It’s just that…it’s just that I
don’t think it’d be good for me
at school if I showed up with you.
No offense and it’s nothing personal.
BERNIE
(dejectedly)
None taken.
BEATRICE
I just don’t want to be made fun of
more than I already am. I’d like
to be considered popular, just like
you would too.
BERNIE
Who says I want to be popular? I
like me just the way I am.
BEATRICE
I do too, but come on, doesn’t every-
one want to be popular?
BERNIE
I suppose most people do.
BEATRICE
So you see what I’m saying?
BERNIE
So you get made fun of too?
BEATRICE
All the time. Girls are brutal,
probably more so than boys.
BERNIE
Really?
BEATRICE
Oh yeah, for sure. The worst is
before and after gym class.
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BERNIE
(inquisitively)
What do they say?
BEATRICE
Ohhh, the usual. They call me four
eyes and make fun of my braces. I
don’t know what they want me to do,
I need to see and I want straight
teeth.
BERNIE
I know what you mean.
BEATRICE
Plus I’m not really athletically
gifted; they always target me
first at dodge ball and I’m
always picked last in class.
BERNIE
That’s only because you don’t have
gym class with me.
BEATRICE
Well, here’s my house.
BERNIE
Are you sure you don’t want to go
to the dance with me? It sounds
like we have a lot in common.
BEATRICE
I’m sorry Bernie, you’re a nice
kid, but I just can’t.
BERNIE
(dejectedly)
OK.
BEATRICE
Get home safe.
Beatrice playfully skips across her front yard and into her
house.
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LIVING ROOM
Bernie walks into the house and places his backpack on the
floor right by the door.
KITCHEN
BERNIE’S MOM
Hey sugarplum, how was school
today?
BERNIE’S BEDROOM
Bernie enters his bedroom and shuts the door behind him.
He sits down on the edge of his bed and looks down at the
floor. He starts sniffling and a couple of tears fall down
his cheek.
BERNIE
(sniffling)
Theodore, Murray, Mr. Elephant,
you guys are my only friends.
(pauses)
Why do I always get picked on?
(pauses)
Why am I so different from the
other kids? I don’t mean to be,
and I don’t want to be, I just am.
(pauses)
I wish I wasn’t picked on, you
know what I mean?
(pauses)
At least you guys are always there
for me and you’d never hurt me.
BERNIE’S MOM
Hi Bernie!
BERNIE’S DAD
How’s it going champ?
BERNIE’S MOM
Your dad and I talked and we thought
it’d be a good idea to give you an
early birthday present.
BERNIE
Oh yeah! What is it?
BERNIE’S MOM
We went to Toys R Us the other day
and asked them what’s the hottest
new video game out for kids right
now. And you know what they said?
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Bernie’s mom unveils what’s behind her back and gives him
the video game.
BERNIE
(excitedly)
The Chronicles of Prince Valor?!?
The Chronicles of Prince Valor!?!
Awesome!
Bernie takes the game and hugs his mom and dad.
BERNIE
Thanks mom! Thanks dad!
BERNIE’S DAD
Ohhh, you’re welcome son!
BERNIE
I’m going to play this right now.
BERNIE’S MOM
Well Bernie, I hope you enjoy the
game.
BERNIE
I will, I will!
Bernie’s dad walks over to Bernie and pats him on the head.
BERNIE’S DAD
Have fun son.
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BERNIE
Whoooaaa.
LATER ON AT NIGHT
BERNIE
I’m busy! Can I eat my dinner up
here tonight?
LATER ON
LATER ON
BERNIE
Five more minutes mom!
BERNIE
Thanks mom.
LATER ON
Noticing that the only light in the room is coming from the
TV, she immediately turns on a lamp.
BERNIE’S MOM
Bedtime Bernie.
BERNIE
(sadly)
But mom.
BERNIE’S MOM
No buts this time mister. You asked
for five minutes and I was nice
enough to give you ten. It’s past
eleven o’clock.
BERNIE
OK, OK, I’ll stop for the night.
BERNIE’S MOM
Bernard.
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BERNIE
Mom!
BERNIE’S MOM
You’ve played enough today.
BERNIE
(dejectedly)
Fine.
Bernie stands up, marches over to his bed and gets in it.
BERNIE’S MOM
Good night son.
BERNIE
Good night mom.
BERNIE’S MOM
I love you.
BERNIE
I love you too mom.
Bernie wakes up, rubs his eyes, stretches in bed then gets
up and immediately walks over to his TV.
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He turns on his TV, sits back down in the same place he was
sitting in the previous day and continues playing his video
game.
LATER ON
Bernie is still playing his game when his mother walks into
his room. She’s shocked to see him not ready for school
and playing his video game instead.
BERNIE’S MOM
Bernard! You need to go to school
right now! You’re not even dressed?
BERNIE
OK, OK, I’m going. Give me two
minutes.
BERNIE’S MOM
Hurry up or you’ll miss your bus…
and I can’t drive you to school
this morning.
Bernie shuts down his game, stands up and turns off his TV.
BERNIE
I’m going, I’m going.
CLASSROOM
MATH TEACHER
Class, today we’re going to learn
about the exciting world of
percentages.
The teacher looks behind her to the rest of the class and
waits for an answer.
EVERYONE
10.
MATH TEACHER
Very good! Now for something a
little more difficult…what’s 10%
of 200?
She turns back around to the rest of the class to hear the
answer.
EVERYONE
20.
MATH TEACHER
Excellent class, I’m so proud of
you all. Now we’re going to do one
even harder, what is 30% of 200?
MATH TEACHER
OK, I understand that might have
been too difficult at this point.
The answer children is 60.
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LIVING ROOM
Bernie walks into his house after school and puts his
backpack down right besides the front door.
KITCHEN
BERNIE’S MOM
Hey sugarplum, how was school
today?
BERNIE
It was fine mom.
BERNIE’S MOM
Would you like a snack?
BERNIE
No time, I have to continue playing
The Chronicles of Prince Valor.
BERNIE’S BEDROOM
Bernie enters his room and shuts the door behind him.
He turns his TV on, starts up the video game and sits down
on the floor in the same spot that he’s been sitting in
when he’s played the game before.
LATER ON
KITCHEN
BERNIE’S MOM
He’s been playing that video game
nonstop, all week. Should we be
worried?
BERNIE’S DAD
(laughs)
No, not at all. This is what boys
do. We should be excited. I
haven’t seen him this happy in a
long time.
BERNIE’S MOM
You’re right. It’s so good to see
him with a smile on his face.
LATER ON
BERNIE’S BEDROOM
VIDEO GAME
The dragon falls off a bridge and the cage that he was
guarding behind him opens up and a princess is released
from it.
The princess runs out of the cage and immediately hugs the
prince that so bravely got rid of the dragon and set her
free.
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BERNIE’S BEDROOM
BERNIE
(softly to himself)
Yeah! Wow!
Then the realization sets in that since he’s beat the game,
he has nothing else to do now. So he begins to doze off in
front of the TV, bobbing his head uncontrollably in the
process.
LATER ON
His parents quietly enter his room. His dad picks him up
and carries him over to his bed. Bernie mumbles in his
sleep as he’s being carried.
Once his dad lays him down, his mom tucks him in. Then she
grabs his stuffed animal, Theodore, from the nearby chair
and gives it to Bernie.
BERNIE
(barely awake)
Mom?
BERNIE’S MOM
(whispers)
Shhhh. Good night my love.
MURRAY
Prince Valor! Prince Valor!
PRINCE VALOR
What is it buddy?
MURRAY
It’s Princess Adorable.
PRINCE VALOR
What happened?
MURRAY
I was outside, all the way down by
the apple orchid giving myself my
usual evening walk when I saw the
evil dragon from Gloomy Glen enter.
PRINCE VALOR
What’s he doing in this part of
the kingdom?
MURRAY
I don’t know. But it gets worse.
Princess Adorable was in there
picking apples.
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PRINCE VALOR
(sadly)
Ohhh no, Prince Adorable.
MURRAY
The dragon took her and flew away.
PRINCE VALOR
(shocked)
What?
MURRAY
She’s gone. He picked her up in
his claws and flew away. I guess
back to his dungeon.
PRINCE VALOR
Oh no. This is terrible. Princess
Adorable is so sweet and innocent.
MURRAY
We have to alert the king!
PRINCE VALOR
We can’t. Don’t you remember that
he and my mom set sail for the Land
of Enchantment today to negotiate a
trade agreement?
MURRAY
OK, then it’s up to us.
PRINCE VALOR
What do you mean?
MURRAY
The only way we’ll get the princess
back and returned to her rightful
place at the Castle of Virtue is
if we confront the dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Then I’ll notify the guards and they
can assemble a team to squash the
dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Owww! That hurt Murray!
MURRAY
Prince Valor, according to legend
only a person with royal bloodlines
has the inner strength to confront
and battle the dragon of Gloomy
Glen. Anyone else that confronts
him will met an almost certain
demise.
PRINCE VALOR
(in awe)
Whoa! Really?
MURRAY
Yes. We need to do this, you and
me.
PRINCE VALOR
How about if I assemble a team of
guards to go with us?
MURRAY
Sir, you know the guards will never
let you go on a mission this
dangerous. The king would have
their heads if he knew they’d allow
you to get into harm’s way.
(pauses)
We need to do this, together.
Prince Valor starts pacing around the room and wringing his
hands nervously.
PRINCE VALOR
(worriedly)
Ohhh, I don’t know about this.
MURRAY
What don’t you know about? She’s
a princess, you’re a prince.
You have to save her. It’s your
destiny.
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PRINCE VALOR
I suppose. But that dragon lives
on the other side of the kingdom,
in a dark, distant land. They
say the sun never shines there and
the water breathes fire. And I
haven’t even talked about the
dragon himself yet.
(rubs his head in
distress)
Ohhh boy, he’s one scary fella.
MURRAY
That’s true but you can do it
Prince Valor.
PRINCE VALOR
My dad doesn’t even let me cross
the River of Purity and it’s only
down the road from the castle,
just over the hill.
MURRAY
Prince Valor, I’m your faithful
servant. I’m old and wise, 28
in dog years. I’ll protect you.
PRINCE VALOR
Still, it’s awfully dangerous
out there.
MURRAY
That may be so, but you can do
this. I have an unbelievable
amount of faith in you. All you
have to do is muster up all that
courage that I know you have inside
you. Focus that courage on the
one mission at hand – to defeat
the dragon and bring the young
princess home unharmed. You can
do this. I believe in you, now
you just need to believe in
yourself.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, I’ll do it!
MURRAY
That’s the spirit! What’s our
plan?
PRINCE VALOR
OK, so this is a map of the entire
kingdom.
MURRAY
Is it to scale?
PRINCE VALOR
No, no it is not.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, we are here…and the dragon
lives over here.
MURRAY
I’ll admit it. It looks far away.
With his finger, the prince traces a route from the castle
to the dragon’s dungeon on the other side of the kingdom.
PRINCE VALOR
I think this is the best route.
It’ll take us by the town square,
through a forest, across the plains
and finally to the dark land of
the dragon.
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MURRAY
Yes, I concur.
PRINCE VALOR
So now that we have our route,
ummm, how are we going to defeat
the dragon?
MURRAY
Well again, legend has it there
are two ways to defeat the dragon.
One, ironically enough, is with
fire.
PRINCE VALOR
Wait, fire? But doesn’t he breathe
fire?
MURRAY
Yes, that’s why I said it was ironic.
Apparently he can breathe it, he
just doesn’t like to feel it.
PRINCE VALOR
What’s the second way?
MURRAY
The other way to defeat him is with
the Sword of Alchemy.
PRINCE VALOR
(in awe)
The Sword of Alchemy? What’s that?
MURRAY
It’s a special sword, it’s said to
have mystical powers.
MURRAY
There’s a picture of it somewhere
in here.
MURRAY
Here, here it is. Look.
PRINCE VALOR
(in awe)
It’s beautiful!
(pauses)
So where is the sword?
MURRAY
That’s a mystery.
PRINCE VALOR
How come?
MURRAY
Up until recently, the sword was
guarded in the sacred Celestial
Temple by three knights. But one
night it was stolen right from
the temple.
PRINCE VALOR
Where were the knights who were
guarding the sword?
MURRAY
They were there, the sword was
stolen right from under them.
Whoever stole it was a very
cunning individual.
PRINCE VALOR
So how do we find the sword?
MURRAY
(thinking)
I don’t know, I don’t know.
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PRINCE VALOR
Maybe we should just with fire.
MURRAY
Maybe. But the fire will be
tricky. The dragon can easily
turn the fire against us.
PRINCE VALOR
Oh boy. This should be interesting.
MURRAY
It should.
PRINCE VALOR
So when should we leave?
MURRAY
We have no time, we have to leave
now.
PRINCE VALOR
(worriedly)
But it’s getting dark out.
MURRAY
Prince Valor, you’re not acting
courageously. Every second we
wait means another second that
Princess Adorable spends in that
dragon’s lair. There’s no telling
what might happen to her the longer
she’s there.
PRINCE VALOR
Right, right. We’ll go tonight.
MURRAY
Good. I’ll stock up on provisions.
PRINCE VALOR
Now, our first problem though.
MURRAY
What’s that?
PRINCE VALOR
How are we going to be able to get
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MURRAY
Don’t worry, leave that to me.
LATER ON
PRINCE VALOR
(whispers)
Hey boy. So what’s the plan?
MURRAY
(whispers)
Just follow me. I’m going to
create a diversion.
MURRAY
(whispers)
I’ll meet you by the bushes in
front of the lake right outside the
castle. Try your best to stay in
the shadows.
Once the guards march in, Murray runs out of the castle
while Prince Valor stays behind inside, still hiding from
view.
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CASTLE GUARD #1
Hey, what’s Murray barking at?
CASTLE GUARD #2
I don’t know, let’s check it out.
One of the guards gets down on his knee and starts petting
him.
CASTLE GUARD #1
Hey pal, hey boy. What’s the matter?
What are you barking at? Do you
see a rat?
CASTLE GUARD #1
Ahh boy? Do you see something?
Once Murray sees Prince Valor walk out of the front gate
from the corner of his eye, he stops barking.
CASTLE GUARD #2
He just stopped?
CASTLE GUARD #1
Ahhh, it must’ve just been a shadow
or something.
(pauses)
Come on, let’s go back to our post.
CASTLE GUARD #2
Murray, would you like a doggy
biscuit?
CASTLE GUARD #2
Murray?
The three guards turn around and don’t see Murray anywhere.
CASTLE GUARD #2
Hey where did he go?
CASTLE GUARD #1
Ahhh, who knows. You know Murray,
he probably ran back into the castle
to eat.
CASTLE GUARD #2
That little dog is always hungry.
PRINCE VALOR
Hey boy! Good job boy! Good job!
PRINCE VALOR
(laughs)
OK boy, OK. Stop it!
MURRAY
Sorry, I was excited.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, thanks for getting us out of
the castle. I’ll take it from
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Prince Valor and Murray start walking around the lake, then
through an open field as they head to a large forest up
ahead.
MURRAY
What’s that?
PRINCE VALOR
What? Do you hear something?
MURRAY
I think so. It’s coming from the
distance, behind us.
MURRAY
Hear that?
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, I do.
MURRAY
It’s getting closer.
PRINCE VALOR
Bats!!!
The prince and Murray turn around and run as fast as they
can towards the forest which can provide them cover.
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PRINCE VALOR
Oh no!
PRINCE VALOR
Thanks Murray!
Once he’s up, him and Murray continue running towards the
forest.
The bats have grown in numbers and are flying lower and
lower, closer to the prince and Murray.
As they get to the forest’s edge, they both hit the ground
and land on their stomachs.
RPINCE VALOR
Get down!
The bats fly right into the trees of the forest and
disappear.
Once all the bats are gone, the prince and Murray stand up.
PRINCE VALOR
Whew! That was close.
MURRAY
I know.
PRINCE VALOR
Thanks for fighting off those bats
for me back there.
MURRAY
That’s what man’s best friend is
for.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, well here’s the forest.
MURRAY
Yep, this is the forest.
PRINCE VALOR
I guess we should, ahhh, go in.
MURRAY
Yeah, I guess we should.
PRINCE VALOR
It sure is dark in there.
MURRAY
I know. We need a torch or
something.
PRINCE VALOR
Luckily I came prepared and brought
a lantern.
MURRAY
Great, now we just need to light
a fire for it. I’m assuming you
don’t know how to light a fire?
PRINCE VALOR
Why would you say that?
MURRAY
Prince Valor, you’re a prince.
Hence you’re name. I can’t imagine
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MURRAY (cont’d)
you know anything about roughing
it.
PRINCE VALOR
See Murray, that’s where you’re
wrong. My dad takes me camping
once a year during the summer.
I’m quite adept at roughing it.
The prince takes a couple steps into the dense forest and
finds two sticks.
PRINCE VALOR
See it wasn’t that hard.
MURRAY
I stand corrected. I’m impressed.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, let’s go in.
The prince and Murray both take a deep breath then slowly
walk into the forest.
PRINCE VALOR
Murray, I feel like we’re being
watched.
MURRAY
You think?
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PRINCE VALOR
Yes. You don’t get that feeling?
You’re supposed to be the observant
one.
MURRAY
It’s just your imagination; it’s
all in your head.
PRINCE VALOR
I supposed you’re right.
The two continue to walk along the path as the spooky eyes
continue to follow them.
LATER ON
INT. – HOLE
The prince and Murray fall down a hole that seemingly goes
on forever. They’re both shouting out as they fall.
INT. – CAVE
Finally they hit the ground hard. The prince hits first
then Murray lands on him.
PRINCE VALOR
Owww, that hurt.
MURRAY
That’s an understatement.
PRINCE VALOR
My bum really hurts.
MURRAY
I’m OK, actually.
PRINCE VALOR
Well you did land right on me.
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MURRAY
Yeah, your stomach provided me
with plenty of cushion.
PRINCE VALOR
Hey, my mom has me on a diet and
I exercise two times a day. Pretty
soon I’m going to have abs of
steel. You watch.
MURRAY
I believe you.
The prince and Murray look around the dark cave. Valor
holds up the lantern and turns it in all directions to get
an idea of how big the cave is.
PRINCE VALOR
So what do you think this is?
MURRAY
I don’t know, a cave of some sort.
How are we going to get out of
here?
PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know. This isn’t on my
map.
MURRAY
I figured it wouldn’t be.
PRINCE VALOR
I see a little opening over there.
Let’s check it out.
They walk slowly down one corridor, then another one. The
corridors are lit by torches hanging on the wall.
As they walk into another corridor they see some old bones
scattered about.
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PRINCE VALOR
(worriedly)
Ummm, what are those?
MURRAY
They’re bones.
PRINCE VALOR
Who do you think they’re from?
MURRAY
It’s probably best if we don’t
know. It’s probably best if we
don’t even think about it.
PRINCE VALOR
I’m scared.
MURRAY
There’s nothing to be scared about.
MURRAY
OK, I think it’s time to be scared
now.
PRINCE VALOR
Oh my god, that’s a big spider.
MURRAY
Let’s make a break for it.
The two are blocked into a corner by the spider. The huge
spider comes right up to Prince Valor’s face and hisses
loudly in it. Drool from the spider hits the prince’s
head.
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The prince and Murray get down on the ground and crawl
underneath the web to get to the other side.
The spider tries to reach out its’ legs to grab them but to
no avail.
PRINCE VALOR
Whew! That was close.
MURRAY
You said it.
PRINCE VALOR
Let’s find our way out of here
now.
PRINCE VALOR
Look, a vine.
MURRAY
Do you think it’s sturdy?
PRINCE VALOR
It seems pretty sturdy.
MURRAY
I’ll go first to test it out.
PRINCE VALOR
You just want to go first so that
you have something soft to land
on in case we fall.
MURRAY
You got me.
They both climb all the way up the vine and out of the
hole.
PRINCE VALOR
Awww Murray, I’m exhausted.
MURRAY
I guess I’m not in as good of shape
as I thought.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on buddy, let’s go. We have
a lot of ground to cover.
MURRAY
OK, I’m up, I’m up.
The two continue walking along the path further into the
forest.
LATER ON
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MURRAY
This looks like a good place to
set up camp for the night. A good
water supply, a little bit of an
open, flat area for us to build
a fire.
PRINCE VALOR
I agree. Let’s get to work.
LATER ON
PRINCE VALOR
What do you know about this dragon?
MURRAY
I’ve heard many stories about him.
PRINCE VALOR
(intrigued)
Oh yeah? Like what?
MURRAY
Prince Valor, you don’t want to
hear the stories.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on, yeah I do.
MURRAY
Well, there’s not much story to
tell. Just as you’d think, the
dragon is evil, pure evil. He’s
been known to kidnap people from
the villages surrounding the castle.
He usually attacks at sundown or
at night under cover of darkness.
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PRINCE VALOR
What usually happens to them?
MURRAY
I don’t know.
PRINCE VALOR
You don’t know?
MURRAY
They’re not heard from again.
PRINCE VALOR
They’re not?
MURRAY
No, they disappear. They either
live the rest of their lives at
the dragon’s dungeon or worse.
PRINCE VALOR
(naively)
What could be worse than living
in the dungeon?
MURRAY
It’s late, let’s get some sleep.
Valor and Murray sit quietly for a few seconds until Valor
breaks the silence.
PRINCE VALOR
How come no one’s stopped the dragon
yet?
MURRAY
Come on prince, get some sleep.
PRINCE VALOR
I’m not tired.
(pauses)
So how come no one’s managed to
stop the dragon yet?
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MURRAY
Well, a couple of reasons. The
first one, in all honesty, is that
the dragon has usually kidnapped
lowly peasants…people that the
king doesn’t care about.
PRINCE VALOR
(interrupts)
Hey, that’s my father you’re talking
about.
MURRAY
I know, I’m just telling you the
truth.
PRINCE VALOR
Fine.
MURRAY
This is the first time that the
dragon has ever captured a member
of the royal family. He’s getting
bold.
PRINCE VALOR
And what’s the second reason?
MURRAY
It’s too dangerous. The dragon
lives all the way on the other side
of the kingdom in a fortress-like
castle. It’s a dark, foreboding
place. Also he’s got a dungeon
below his castle that offers him
extra protection too. And he can
fly too, which allows him to come
just as quickly as he goes; and
the sky gives him an automatic
escape route.
PRINCE VALOR
If it’s too dangerous, why do you
think we can do this?
MURRAY
Because we have the element of
surprise.
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PRINCE VALOR
OK.
MURRAY
And we’re small. If the dragon
is ever going to be confronted,
he thinks it’s going to come from
the king’s army. He’s not thinking
that he’d have to battle a tiny,
eleven year old prince and his dog.
Thus he won’t be prepared for us.
We can sneak into his castle and
maybe we can even set the princess
free without him knowing.
PRINCE VALOR
I see.
MURRAY
Trust me we can do this.
PRINCE VALOR
I have faith. I believe now, I
know we can do this.
MURRAY
Good.
The prince and Murray sit quietly for a few more seconds,
then Valor breaks the silence again.
PRINCE VALOR
What do you think we can expect
when we confront the dragon?
MURRAY
I don’t know, but I can tell you
that the troubles we just had with
that spider down there will pale
in comparison with the trouble we
can expect from the dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
(sarcastically)
Oh great.
With the two still sleeping and the fire dead, a snake
slithers out of the trees of the forest, down the path and
over to their camp.
PRINCE VALOR
Oh no!
MURRAY
Prince Valor, don’t move.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s easy for you to say, you
don’t have a python around your
neck.
MURRAY
Calm down, drama prince, it’s not
a python.
PRINCE VALOR
A snake is a snake to me. I order
you to do something about it!
MURRAY
OK, OK, let me think for a moment.
Murray looks around the campsite for ideas but can’t figure
out a plan.
MURRAY
Hmmmm.
PRINCE VALOR
(impatiently)
Hurry Murray!
MURRAY
I’m thinking! I’m thinking!
PRINCE VALOR
Owww, stop hitting me!
MURRAY
Sorry Prince, I’m just trying to
get the snake off of you.
PRINCE VALOR
Well, hit him, not me.
MURRAY
Are you OK Prince Valor?
PRINCE VALOR
(coughing)
Yes, I’m OK.
The snake slithers back down the path, when he gets to the
edge of the trees he turns and looks back at the prince and
Murray.
SNAKE
You didn’t have to hit me with a
branch so many times. I have
feelings too you know.
(pauses)
You could’ve just asked nicely to
get off.
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MURRAY
(perplexed)
Sorry.
PRINCE VALOR
(perplexed)
Yeah, ummm, sorry.
MURRAY
You got that right.
PRINCE VALOR
Let’s pack up and continue on our
way.
MURRAY
How are we going to cross the
river? It’s not like we have a
boat.
Prince Valor takes out his map and studies it for a bit.
PRINCE VALOR
Looking at my map, it looks like
the river thins out towards the
east. So let’s just walk along
the river until it gets small
enough to walk across.
The two are walking along the river until they get to a
point where it’s only 15-20 feet across.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, I think this is the skinniest
part of the river. I think.
MURRAY
I wonder how deep it is.
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, me too, especially since I
can’t swim.
MURRAY
How come you don’t know how to
swim again?
PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know, I guess I’ve just
been busy with my chess lessons
lately.
MURRAY
Ahhh, I see.
PRINCE VALOR
So, there’s only one way to find
out how deep this river is.
MURRAY
OK, fine. Once again man’s best
friend to the rescue.
MURRAY
Ohhh, it’s a little chilly.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on buddy, get in there.
MURRAY
In a second. I have to get used
to the water temperature. It’s
cold you know.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, when you’re ready.
PRINCE VALOR
Can you feel the ground?
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MURRAY
No, not really. I’m going to see
how deep it is.
MURRAY
It’s about two and a half feet,
no more than three.
PRINCE VALOR
Good.
Prince Valor grabs his knapsack and gets into the water.
He screams out after feeling the coldness of the river.
PRINCE VALOR
(screams)
Owwww! It’s cold!
MURRAY
I told you.
PRINCE VALOR
I’m soaked.
MURRAY
I’m fine.
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PRINCE VALOR
You’re lucky. You can just shake
the water off your fur. I don’t
have that luxury.
MURRAY
(sarcastically)
Oh great, another forest to go
through.
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, we’re only half way through
the forest. So let’s get going!
The prince picks up his knapsack and runs into the forest
followed by Murray.
MURRAY
Prince Valor, did you hear that?
PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know, I don’t think I heard
anything.
Prince Valor stops walking and looks around the forest with
Murray.
PRINCE VALOR
See, it was nothing. Let’s go.
Murray stands still again, looks into the forest and sniffs
around.
MURRAY
There it is again.
MURRAY
I think we’re being watched.
PRINCE VALOR
You think?
MURRAY
Yes. Over there, in the trees.
MURRAY
See it?
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, I think I see something.
PRINCE VALOR
There’s something definitely in
there.
PRINCE VALOR
(shouts)
Whoever is in there, come out now!
(MORE)
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MURRAY
(whispers)
Really?
PRINCE VALOR
(whispers)
Shhh, just go with it.
PRINCE VALOR
(shouts)
I mean it! I’ll send my dog in
to get you out.
(whispers to Murray)
Murray, start barking. Act
threatening.
MURRAY
I don’t know how threatening I can
be, but I’ll try.
(pauses)
Here it goes.
Murray starts barking at the trees but once again the trees
are quiet.
PRINCE VALOR
(shouts)
I’m going to give you five seconds
to come out from behind the trees.
(pauses)
1…2…3.
THEODORE
OK, OK, but please do not release
your attack dog on me.
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PRINCE VALOR
Who are you?
THEODORE
(scared)
I’m Theodore.
PRINCE VALOR
What are you doing here?
THEODORE
Well I live here.
THEODORE
Please your majesty, please tell
your dog to stop.
PRINCE VALOR
Murray, heel!
THEODORE
Thank you sir!
PRINCE VALOR
I’m no sir. I’m an eleven year
old boy.
THEODORE
Thank you your majesty.
PRINCE VALOR
Why are you calling me your majesty?
THEODORE
Because you’re a prince.
PRINCE VALOR
How do you know I’m a prince?
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THEODORE
Because of your royal emblem.
PRINCE VALOR
You recognize this?
THEODORE
Yes, I’d recognize it anywhere.
I’m pretty worldly when it comes
to things around the kingdom.
PRINCE VALOR
So you said your name is Theodore?
THEODORE
That’s right. I live out here in
the forest.
PRINCE VALOR
Where’s your family?
THEODORE
Sadly I don’t have any family.
I’m an orphan.
PRINCE VALOR
Why don’t you have any family?
THEODORE
The humans came and captured them
one day. I was down by the river
taking a bath, that’s why I wasn’t
caught. I came back just in time
to see my mom, my two sisters and
my younger brother being led away
in ropes and chains. I never did
see what happened to my dad.
(pauses)
I wish I was bigger because I
could’ve done something then. I
felt so helpless. I watched them
get taken from me and I didn’t do
anything about it.
PRINCE VALOR
I’m sorry to hear that.
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THEODORE
You’re not here to capture me, are
you? Am I supposed to be another
trophy for the royal family?
PRINCE VALOR
No, not at all.
THEODORE
Whew, that’s a relief.
(pauses)
So what brings you to these parts
of the forest? I don’t ever see
humans around here. At least not
humans that just seem to be passing
by. And I definitely don’t ever
see royalty.
PRINCE VALOR
We’re going to save Princess
Adorable.
THEODORE
Ohhh dear, a princess is in trouble!
PRINCE VALOR
Yes, she was taken by the evil
dragon from Gloomy Glen.
THEODORE
Ohhh, that sounds awful.
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, so we’re going to rescue her.
THEODORE
Just you two?
PRINCE VALOR
Yes, just us.
THEODORE
Do you think you’ll be able to
handle that?
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PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know but we’re going to
try.
THEODORE
Do you need some more help?
PRINCE VALOR
Do you know who could help?
THEODORE
Me. I could.
PRINCE VALOR
Are you sure you want to get involved?
This could be dangerous.
THEODORE
That’s OK. I have nothing left here.
Besides, it’d be nice to feel like
part of a group again.
PRINCE VALOR
What do you think buddy?
MURRAY
Well, if he’s up to it, let’s do it.
PRINCE VALOR
OK Theodore, you can come with us.
THEODORE
Ohhh, thank you, thank you, thank
you!
PRINCE VALOR
I’m Prince Valor, and this is my
dog, Murray.
THEODORE
Nice to meet you both.
PRINCE VALOR
Do you need to grab anything?
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THEODORE
Nope, I’m ready.
MURRAY
I like it, low maintenance.
THEODORE
So how long have you been walking
for?
PRINCE VALOR
About a day.
THEODORE
How much longer do you think it’ll
take to get to the dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Probably another day or so.
MURRAY
We’re getting light on supplies
though.
PRINCE VALOR
Are we?
MURRAY
Yeah, I was looking through your
knapsack earlier today for a
biscuit. I didn’t see that much
food left in there.
PRINCE VALOR
Ohhh, that’s not good.
THEODORE
I know of a marketplace on the
edge of the forest. We can go
there and resupply.
PRINCE VALOR
Great, lead the way.
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PRINCE VALOR
They’re bad. Spoiled. Most of
them anyways.
THEODORE
Oh, that’s not good.
PRINCE VALOR
We’ll keep looking.
PRINCE VALOR
Hey, where did Theodore go?
MURRAY
I don’t know.
PRINCE VALOR
Well, let’s go look for him.
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SNUGGIE STAND
SNUGGIE VENDOR
It keeps you warm during those pesky
cold winter nights in hibernation.
No longer do you have to gather up
leaves and branches for a makeshift
coat, you can just use this. And
the best thing is it has sleeves!
So when you’re reading a book or
eating a bowl of porridge, you
don’t have to worry about your
blanket falling off you.
THEODORE
It does look like it’s very practical.
Can I feel it?
SNUGGIE VENDOR
Yes, of course.
THEODORE
Oh, it feels so soft.
SNUGGIE VENDOR
It is.
PRINCE VALOR
There you are Theodore. What are
you doing?
THEODORE
Prince Valor, feel how soft this
Snuggie is!
PRINCE VALOR
Yes, it’s very soft. Come on,
Theodore we don’t have time for
silly things like this, we have
to go.
THEODORE
OK.
SNUGGIE VENDOR
Shall I wrap this up for you?
THEODORE
I guess not. I have to go.
PRINCE VALOR
Let’s go check out that stand over
there. It looks like they have
some good stuff.
The vendor towers over them from behind the stand. When he
talks, he even sounds scary.
EVIL VENDOR
Can I help you boys?
PRINCE VALOR
(scared)
Ummm, we’re just looking for
right now.
EVIL VENDOR
OK, well, just remember…
THEODORE
Wow, he’s scary.
MURRAY
I know.
THEODORE
Prince Valor, let’s go. We can
shop somewhere else.
PRINCE VALOR
No, wait. There’s a lot of good
stuff here though.
THEODORE
Maybe so, but this place gives me
the creeps.
PRINCE VALOR
Relax. Don’t be such a nervous
Nelly. Everything will be just
fine.
THEODORE
OK, I trust you.
PRINCE VALOR
See Murray. The vendor might be
a bit strange but he has really
good apples.
EVIL VENDOR
Say, you look like you’re dressed
in royal clothing.
PRINCE VALOR
(naively)
Well I am, I’m Prince Valor.
EVIL VENDOR
(menacingly)
Ohhhh, a prince!
PRINCE VALOR
(naively)
That’s right, my dad is the King.
EVIL VENDOR
Ohhh how wonderful! I have the
king’s very own son right in front
of me at my little stand. What a
special day!
EVIL VENDOR
Come, come to the backroom. I
have a lot of items for sale back
there that are not available to
the general public. It’s the least
I can do for a prince.
The vendor walks over to the curtain behind the stand and
opens it up to reveal a small room filled with food and
clothing.
EVIL VENDOR
Come young prince.
EVIL VENDOR
Ohhh, this is a special room,
reserved just for VIPs like Prince
Valor. You two will have to wait
outside.
PRINCE VALOR
It’s fine boys, I’ll be OK.
PRINCE VALOR
So can I buy anything back here?
EVIL VENDOR
(menacingly)
Prince Valor. You’re awfully far
away from home. Does your father
know you’re here?
PRINCE VALOR
Ummm, not exactly.
EVIL VENDOR
He doesn’t?
PRINCE VALOR
No.
EVIL VENDOR
Well what are you doing in these
parts of the kingdom?
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PRINCE VALOR
I’m on a top secret mission.
EVIL VENDOR
Top secret? So mysterious. What’s
the mission?
PRINCE VALOR
I can’t tell you. It’s top secret.
EVIL VENDOR
Tell me. How much do you think the
king would pay for the safe return
of his son, the prince?
PRINCE VALOR
(confused)
What?
The vendor reaches behind his back and takes out a small
sword from his waistband.
EVIL VENDOR
I wonder how much you’re worth to
the King.
PRINCE VALOR
(surprised)
The sword!
THEODORE
What’s taking Prince Valor so long?
MURRAY
I don’t know. But while we’re
waiting we should at least load
up on supplies.
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MURRAY
Let’s grab some stuff. We’ll pay
when they come out of the backroom.
THEODORE
They’re still in there. I’m getting
worried, do you think we should
check it out?
MURRAY
It’s probably a good idea.
Murray and Theodore put down their bags. Then Murray looks
around the stand to see if there is any common item that
they could use as a weapon.
MURRAY
Here, break a leg off of that bench.
PRINCE VALOR
Where did you get that sword?
EVIL VENDOR
Ohh, this little thing? It was a
present from my mom.
PRINCE VALOR
No it isn’t, it’s the Sword of
Alchemy.
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EVIL VENDOR
So what if it is?
PRINCE VALOR
It doesn’t belong to you.
EVIL VENDOR
You don’t either, but that’s not
going to stop me from taking you.
The evil vendor slowly walks towards Prince Valor with his
sword held high.
PRINCE VALOR
What?
EVIL VENDOR
I wonder what the King would do
if I mailed him a finger or an
ear of his beloved son. Would he
pay whatever ransom I ask of him?
(pauses)
I think he would.
Just as the evil vendor hovers right over him and grabs the
prince’s ear, Murray and Theodore come running into the
room.
EVIL VENDOR
Get off me you stupid dog!
The vendor tries to swat the dog away but it doesn’t faze
Murray.
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PRINCE VALOR
Murray, grab the sword, it’s the
Sword of Alchemy!
THEODORE
Is he still chasing us?
PRINCE VALOR
He’s still back there, but he’s
getting farther and farther away.
(pauses)
Keep running!
EVIL VENDOR
You’re lucky kid. Very lucky.
Prince Valor looks back behind him again and notices that
the evil vendor is not chasing them anymore, so he stops
running.
PRINCE VALOR
OK boys, we can stop. He’s gone.
MURRAY
That’s a relief.
PRINCE VALOR
We got it Murray! We got the sword
of Alchemy!
MURRAY
Unbelievable, what are the chances.
PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know and I don’t care. I’m
just happy that we got it.
THEODORE
What’s so special about this sword?
PRINCE VALOR
This sword will help us defeat the
dragon. This is the only kind of
sword with the power to be able
to do that.
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THEODORE
So it has magical powers?
MURRAY
You could say that.
MURRAY
So, where are we?
PRINCE VALOR
I’m not exactly sure. This area
isn’t called out on the map.
The three come upon a steep hill at the end of the open
field.
PRINCE VALOR
I think we’ll have to navigate
this hill since this is the
direction we’re supposed to head
in. It doesn’t look like there’s
any other way.
MURRAY
It’s awfully steep.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s OK buddy, jump on my back.
I’ll give you a ride.
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Once they make it to the top of the hill, they look out and
are in awe to see a large savanna for as far as the eye can
see.
The grassy plains are filled with groups of lions and cubs
playfully running around, giraffes feeding from trees,
hippos staying cool in a shallow lake, zebras walking
around in their herds and monkeys swinging from tree to
tree.
THEODORE
(in awe)
Whoa. What is this place?
PRINCE VALOR
Well, according to my map this is
the Great Savanna.
THEODORE
(in awe)
It’s amazing.
PRINCE VALOR
Look at all the animals. There’s
giraffes…
THEODORE
Ohhh, there’s some zebras over
there…
PRINCE VALOR
…Those hippos have the right idea,
cooling themselves down in the lake.
THEODORE
…The little lion cubs are cute.
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PRINCE VALOR
…And look at those monkeys swinging
from the trees.
THEODORE
They’re all looking like they’re
having so much fun. I want to
play with them.
PRINCE VALOR
Wait Theodore, hold up!
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore!
THEODORE
Weeee! Weeee!
PRINCE VALOR
OK, OK, zebras are fine. Just
stay away from the cubs. They
may be cute but their parents
certainly are not.
THEODORE
(disappointedly)
Awww, come back friends!
THEODORE
Are you OK?
MURRAY
(coughing)
Theodore, what are you doing?
THEODORE
What?
MURRAY
You could’ve gotten hurt.
THEODORE
I was just trying to have some
fun.
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore, try to keep in mind our
goal. We’re out here to find the
dragon, to find the princess. We
can’t be wasting time running
around with zebras.
THEODORE
(ashamed)
You’re right, I’m sorry.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s OK, Theodore. Just try to
stay with us from now on.
THEODORE
You got it Prince Valor.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, let’s carry on.
PRINCE VALOR
(scared)
There are vultures circling above
us. It’s a little scary. Don’t
they hang out around dead animals?
MURRAY
Have confidence and act like you
belong here then you’ll be fine.
PRINCE VALOR
I just hope we don’t become one
of those dead animals.
MURRAY
Prince, we’ll be fine.
THEODORE
I’m thirsty.
PRINCE VALOR
Well maybe you shouldn’t have been
running around so much then you
wouldn’t be so thirsty.
MURRAY
Prince Valor, I could use some
water too.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, well it looks like there’s a
lake up ahead. Let’s head over
there.
They walk to the edge of the lake, get down on their knees
and start drinking water by grabbing handfuls of it and
putting it to their mouths.
PRINCE VALOR
Hey little guy, what’s your name?
PRINCE VALOR
Hey friend, I didn’t mean to startle
you.
PRINCE VALOR
So what’s your name?
MR. ELEPHANT
(proudly)
I’m Mr. Elephant!
PRINCE VALOR
(perplexed)
Mr. Elephant?
MR. ELEPHANT
That’s right.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s funny.
MR. ELEPHANT
How so?
PRINCE VALOR
Such a formal name for such a young
mammal.
MR. ELEPHANT
I’ve always been really small in
life so my mom thought that by
naming me Mr. Elephant I could
gain the respect that I couldn’t
get through my size.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s nice.
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MR. ELEPHANT
Yeah, my friends used to kid me
and call me a dwarf but my mom
always made me feel better by
saying that my unique size made
me God’s special gift to her.
PRINCE VALOR
That’s so sweet, I know exactly
how you feel Mr. Elephant. I
get picked on by the kids at
school because of my size too.
THEODORE
(surprised)
You get picked on too Prince
Valor?
PRINCE VALOR
You sound surprised?
THEODORE
I just wouldn’t expect that a
prince such as yourself would
be picked on by other kids.
PRINCE VALOR
It doesn’t matter who you are
though, kids will pick on anyone
they think is different from
them.
MR. ELEPHANT
Isn’t that the truth.
PRINCE VALOR
So Mr. Elephant, where is your
mom now? It’s quite unusual to
see an elephant, such as yourself,
away from the herd.
MR. ELEPHANT
My mom is dead.
PRINCE VALOR
(shocked)
She’s dead? But you’re so young?!?
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MR. ELEPHANT
It was a couple years ago.
Poachers were looking for ivory
to trade. They took her tusks,
she didn’t survive.
PRINCE VALOR
Sorry about your mom. How about
the rest of your family? Like
your dad?
MR. ELEPHANT
I never knew my dad, but I’ve heard
the stories about him though
through the different herds.
Apparently he was quite the cow’s
bull.
PRINCE VALOR
Any siblings? Brothers? Sisters?
MR. ELEPHANT
Yes, I have fourteen of them, but
I haven’t seen them in over a year.
PRINCE VALOR
Why not?
MR. ELEPHANT
My herd lives on the other side
of the plains and we had a bad
drought about a year and a half
ago. I left the herd in search
of food and water. I asked my
brothers and sisters to come with
me but they didn’t want to leave
their home. I went anyways.
PRINCE VALOR
By yourself?
MR. ELEPHANT
Yes.
PRINCE VALOR
But you’re so young.
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MR. ELEPHANT
I was forced to grow up fast though.
The Savanna will do that to a mammal.
(pauses)
I don’t know if my siblings survived
the drought.
(pauses)
Ever since I left them I’ve been a
loner, just trying to survive.
PRINCE VALOR
Do you want to come with us?
MR. ELEPHANT
Where are you going?
THEODORE
We’re going to fight a dragon!
MR. ELEPHANT
Fight a dragon, huh?
THEODORE
And save a princess!
MR. ELEPHANT
(skeptically)
Ohhh and save a princess.
PRINCE VALOR
It’s true, we’re on a mission to
save Princess Adorable from the
evil dragon of Gloomy Glen. We
could use your help.
MR. ELEPHANT
You all seem like good folks and
I’d like to help but I don’t want
to leave here. My home is the
Savanna. I’m sorry.
PRINCE VALOR
Are you sure? We could use a
fourth. You’d be very valuable
to us.
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MR. ELEPHANT
I’m sorry, I can’t.
MR. ELEPHANT
Good luck though.
PRINCE VALOR
(dejectedly)
Thanks, you too.
PRINCE VALOR
(disappointedly)
Come on boys, let’s move on.
MR. ELEPHANT
(yells)
Stampede!
MR. ELEPHANT
(panicked)
Stampede!
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PRINCE VALOR
He’s right.
THEODORE
(worriedly)
Oh no! What are we going to do!
MR. ELEPHANT
Get on!
MURRAY
(confused)
What?
MR. ELEPHANT
Get on, I’ll save you!
MR. ELEPHANT
Hang on!
He runs out of the stampede and stops only when he’s safely
away from the other elephants.
PRINCE VALOR
You did it Mr. Elephant! You saved
us!
MR. ELEPHANT
Like I said, you all seem like
good folks. I couldn’t watch you
get trampled.
PRINCE VALOR
See, you care about us, don’t you?
Now that you realize this, do you
think you’d reconsider joining
us?
MR. ELEPHANT
OK, I’ll come along with you all
on your adventure.
THEODORE
Yippie!
PRINCE VALOR
Good.
(pauses)
Let’s keep moving. It’s getting
late and it’ll be dark soon.
MURRAY
Yeah, we should get out of the
Savanna before he have to set up
camp tonight.
PRINCE VALOR
True, I have no intentions of
being some animal’s midnight meal.
THEODORE
Neither do I.
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PRINCE VALOR
OK, everyone lend a helping hand
and grab something.
Prince Valor, Murray and Theodore all grab a bag while Mr.
Elephant struggles to pick up a bag sitting on the ground
next to him.
MR. ELEPHANT
(embarrassed)
Sorry, I don’t have any opposable
thumbs.
PRINCE VALOR
(laughs)
Here, I’ll help you Mr. Elephant.
THEODORE
How much further do we have?
PRINCE VALOR
According to my map, we’re not that
far away. Probably only a half a
day left.
THEODORE
That’s good.
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PRINCE VALOR
I wonder what Princess Adorable will
think when she sees us show up to
rescue her.
MURRAY
What do you mean?
PRINCE VALOR
I’m just saying, she’s always known
me as the awkward, shy prince.
She’d never think in a million
years that I’d have the courage to
do this. I still can’t believe
that I have the courage to do this.
I hope I don’t chicken out.
MURRAY
You won’t Prince Valor. I have
faith.
PRINCE VALOR
But what if I do?
MURRAY
You won’t.
PRINCE VALOR
But what if I do?
MURRAY
(agitated)
Prince Valor, you have to start
believing in yourself. Sometimes
you can be so ridiculous. I mean
you’re smart, funny, witty and
caring but no one would ever know
these great qualities about you
if they only heard you talk. Get
some confidence. You obviously
have a lot going for you, if you
didn’t you wouldn’t be my best
friend.
MR. ELEPHANT
What’s up with all the self-doubt?
You’re a prince. You should be
strong and brimming with confidence.
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PRINCE VALOR
I know. But look at me, I’m short,
I have ridiculously big glasses
because I wouldn’t be able to
see otherwise and I just think
I look goofy in general.
MURRAY
No you don’t.
THEODORE
It’s not what’s on the outside
that counts, it’s what’s on the
inside. And granted, I don’t
know you that well, and I just
met you in fact, but I can tell
that you have an unbelievable
heart.
PRINCE VALOR
Thanks Theodore.
THEODORE
And I mean that sincerely.
PRINCE VALOR
Time for bed.
A bunch of red ants are crawling all over the four of them.
He looks at his arms and sees bites and red ants all over
them, then he looks at his legs and sees red ants all over
them as well.
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THEODORE
What are they?!?
MURRAY
Red ants.
THEODORE
Get off me, get off me!
Then they stand up and run and jump around to get the ants
off.
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore!
THEODORE
(innocently)
What? I wanted to help you get
the ants off.
PRINCE VALOR
I’m all wet now! Thanks a lot!
THEODORE
Sorry.
PRINCE VALOR
Let’s pack up and get moving.
They emerge out of the jungle and into the barren world of
the dragon’s castle.
THEODORE
This place is s-s-scary.
MR. ELEPHANT
Yeah, it looks like the sky is
breathing fire.
PRINCE VALOR
If anyone wants to turn back, now’s
your chance.
THEODORE
No, I’m good. I’m here for you
Prince Valor.
MR. ELEPHANT
Yeah, me too.
PRINCE VALOR
Good.
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Prince Valor reaches into his knapsack and takes out his
sword.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, let’s go…slowly. Stay close
to me.
THEODORE
Why does the water glow orange?
And why is it hot?
MURRAY
It’s not water. It’s lava.
THEODORE
(in awe)
Lava?
MURRAY
Yeah, you know lava, like what
comes out of a volcano.
THEODORE
(still in awe)
Ohhh, lava.
THEODORE
Wow, that is hot!
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PRINCE VALOR
Come on, let’s stop playing around.
MR. ELEPHANT
(in disbelief)
We have to cross this?
PRINCE VALOR
Looks like we have to.
THEODORE
(scared)
Oh dear.
PRINCE VALOR
Murray.
MURRAY
I know, I know. I’ll go first,
I know my lot in life.
PRINCE VALOR
(laughs)
Thanks pal.
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore, you’re up next.
THEODORE
I don’t know if I can do this.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on, it looks fine.
THEODORE
I’m heavier than Murray though.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, climb on.
THEODORE
What?
PRINCE VALOR
I’ll carry you over.
THEODORE
But that’ll just make us heavier.
PRINCE VALOR
We’ll be OK, come on, get on.
THEODORE
Ohh boy, that was close.
PRINCE VALOR
Hold on Theodore!
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THEODORE
Ohhh no, this is it.
PRINCE VALOR
No it’s not. Just hold on tight.
PRINCE VALOR
Looks like we have a problem.
MURRAY
Yeah, about a 2,000 pound problem.
PRINCE VALOR
How are we going to get Mr. Elephant
over here?
MURRAY
Good question.
PRINCE VALOR
Well let’s think. Everyone think!
PRINCE VALOR
Mr. Elephant you’re a deceptively
speedy runner right?
MR. ELEPHANT
Yes, I can run fast.
PRINCE VALOR
See if you can build up enough steam
to jump over the moat.
MR. ELEPHANT
(skeptically)
Ohhkay.
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PRINCE VALOR
Come on, I bet you can do it.
MR. ELEPHANT
I’ll try.
MR. ELEPHANT
I’m sorry Prince Valor, I can’t do
it.
PRINCE VALOR
Hey, I have an idea.
(points to Mr. Elephant’s
ears)
Have you ever tried to fly with
those things?
MR. ELEPHANT
What, my ears? No.
PRINCE VALOR
They look like wings. I bet you
can use them like wings too.
MR. ELEPHANT
(skeptically)
I don’t know about that.
PRINCE VALOR
Try it. Build some steam and flap
your ears while you’re running.
MR. ELEPHANT
Ohhhkay.
MR. ELEPHANT
It’s working, it’s working!
I’m flying! I’m flying!
PRINCE VALOR
Ha! I knew you could do it!
PRINCE VALOR
There you go buddy!
Prince Valor pats him on the head for a job well done.
MR. ELEPHANT
I never knew I had that in me.
Now that all four are over the moat, they turn and look
straight up at the dragon’s castle. The outside of the
castle is covered with scary-looking gargoyles.
THEODORE
Whoa, scary.
PRINCE VALOR
It is. Let’s go though.
GRAND FOYER
THEODORE
(yells)
Hello! Anyone home?
PRINCE VALOR
(whispers)
Shhhh! What are you doing Theodore?
Stay quiet or else we might lose
the element of surprise.
THEODORE
(whispers)
Sorry Prince.
PRINCE VALOR
Where do you think the dungeon is?
MURRAY
Downstairs.
PRINCE VALOR
Ahhh, right. That makes sense.
PRINCE VALOR
Here, here are steps.
THEODORE
It’s awfully dark down there.
Prince Valor grabs a torch from the wall to light the way
as they walk down the stairs.
DUNGEON
From the stairs, they enter a huge dungeon that has a river
of lava flowing right through it from the moat.
MURRAY
Well this certainly looks like a
dungeon.
PRINCE VALOR
Where do you think the princess
is?
MURRAY
I don’t know.
PRINCE VALOR
There! Over there! She’s over
there!
PRINCE VALOR
Princess Adorable.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
(shocked)
Prince Valor?
PRINCE VALOR
That’s me…in the flesh.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
What are you doing here? How did
you find me?
PRINCE VALOR
Murray saw you being kidnapped by
the dragon, so we mounted a rescue
effort.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
You did?
PRINCE VALOR
Yes.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
But we’re so far away, how did
you manage to get here.
PRINCE VALOR
It wasn’t easy, but I had some help
from my friends.
(pauses)
Are you OK?
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Yes I’m fine.
PRINCE VALOR
Has the dragon hurt you at all?
PRINCESS ADORABLE
No, not yet.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
So where is this rescue effort?
PRINCE VALOR
You’re looking at it.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Really?
PRINCE VALOR
Yes. You know Murray. And this
is Theodore and Mr. Elephant.
MR. ELEPHANT
How do you do princess.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Well, nice to meet you all.
(pauses)
Prince Valor, you should get out
of here, the dragon will back any
moment. He just went out to find
some food.
PRINCE VALOR
We’re not leaving here without you.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Prince Valor, that’s sweet and all,
but you’ll be no match for the
dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Maybe so, but we came here to rescue
you and rescue you we will…somehow.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
That’s the dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Then we don’t have a lot of time.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Prince, save yourself, leave.
PRINCE VALOR
No way, not without you.
PRINCE VALOR
Mr. Elephant, you’re up. We need
you to ram the door to get it
opened.
PRINCE VALOR
Again.
In one quick move, the tall dragon jumps up, flies over to
the cell and lands right by Prince Valor, Murray, Theodore
and Mr. Elephant.
The dragon lets out another big roar, then he breathes fire
in the direction of Prince Valor.
THEODORE
What are we going to do?
PRINCE VALOR
I don’t know, I guess we should’ve
devised a plan before we got here.
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MURRAY
Prince Valor, you have the sword.
PRINCE VALOR
I know, but I can’t get close to
him.
MURRAY
We’ll create a distraction so that
you can get close to him.
PRINCE VALOR
OK. What kind of distraction are
you going to create?
MURRAY
We’ll all do what we do best.
Then Mr. Elephant runs towards the dragon and rams him in
the other leg. He falls down, stands up and rams him
again.
When Prince Valor finally gets close, the dragon kicks him
and he goes flying across the room.
This time the dragon leans over and swats him across the
room.
PRINCE VALOR
This isn’t working. Time for a
new tactic.
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Prince Valor runs towards the dragon again, but this time
he stops halfway there. As soon as he stops, he throws the
sword at the dragon.
PRINCE VALOR
Ohhh no.
The dragon lands back on the ground, kicks Murray with one
foot and kicks Mr. Elephant with the other foot. Both of
them go flying across the river.
Prince Valor sees the sword on the other side of the room,
across the river of lava, and tries to run for it.
The dragon blocks him from getting there and kicks him into
a wall.
PRINCE VALOR
(yells)
I’m tired of you bullying me!
The dragon rubs the princess’s face with one of his hands
and breathes heavily on her, with no fire.
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore, how’s your aim?
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THEODORE
I’m pretty good.
PRINCE VALOR
OK, I want you to take some rocks
and aim for the wings.
THEODORE
I can do that.
Prince Valor rushes over to the sword and picks it up. The
dragon notices this and flies over to them.
The sword goes beneath the dragon and lands in the river of
lava.
PRINCE VALOR
(yells)
Now Theodore, aim for the wings!
PRINCE VALOR
We did it! We did it!
All four of them converge and give each other awkward high
and low fives.
PRINCE VALOR
Theodore, nice shot! You did it!
THEODORE
You did it, Prince Valor, you did
it.
PRINCE VALOR
We all did it.
MURRAY
Good teamwork everybody.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on let’s set the princess
free.
They all rush back over to the cell, Mr. Elephant rams the
door again. The door doesn’t open so he does it one more
time.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on Mr. Elephant, you can do
it!
PRINCESS ADORABLE
My hero!
MURRAY
And all it took was some confidence.
MR. ELEPHANT
Owww, my head.
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PRINCESS ADORABLE
Thank you Mr. Elephant.
PRINCE VALOR
Yeah, thanks buddy!
THEODORE
Check out the river…and the floor…
and the walls.
PRINCESS ADORABLE
It’s beautiful.
PRINCE VALOR
That it is.
MURRAY
Can we go home now?
PRINCE VALOR
You don’t have to ask me twice.
THEODORE
Wow, look at this, I can see my
reflection in the water.
PRINCE VALOR
Come on Theodore, there will be
enough time to play later.
OPEN FIELD
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Look, strawberries! It’s beautiful
over there. Let’s go check it out!
STRAWBERRY FIELD
PRINCESS ADORABLE
Thank you Prince Valor for saving
me, you’re so brave and courageous!
PRINCE VALOR
No problem, I just did what I felt
I had to do.
MURRAY
(whispers)
See what you’re capable of when you
just believe in yourself? You can
do anything you want.
PRINCE VALOR
(whispers)
Thanks for believing in me.
MURRAY
(whispers)
It wasn’t me, it was you. Confidence
is a wonderful thing, isn’t it?
PRINCE VALOR
It sure is.
BERNIE’S BEDROOM
Bernie walks out the front door of his house and marches
confidently down the sidewalk of his street to Beatrice’s
home, which is about five houses down.
BEATRICE’S HOUSE
BEATRICE’S MOM
Ohhh, hello Bernie! It’s certainly
early in the morning to see you
here.
BERNIE
(confidently)
Good morning Mrs. Alexander, is
Beatrice home?
BEATRICE’S MOM
Sure, let me go find her.
BEATRICE
Bernie? What are you doing here?
BERNIE
Beatrice, I know you told me twice
that you wouldn’t go to the dance
with me. But hear me out.
(pauses)
I like you, I think you’re a really
cool girl and I’d treat you so well
at the dance. If you were thirsty,
I’d cut the line to get you more
punch. If you were hungry, I’d
run to the 7-Eleven across the
street from school to get you a
Go-Go Taquitos. And if you were
(MORE)
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BERNIE (cont’d)
tired, I’d fold out the bleachers
in the gymnasium just for you.
That’s how much I like you and I’d
be honored to take you to the dance.
I’d take my glasses off, fix my hair
a different way or buy new clothes
from JC Penney’s if it’d help to
get you to say yes.
BEATRICE
Bernie, you don’t have to do any
of that.
BERNIE
I don’t?
BEATRICE
No, I wouldn’t want to change
anything about you. I like you
just the way you are.
BERNIE
(smiles)
You do?!?
BEATRICE
Yes. What you just did took real
courage. If anything I don’t
deserve to go with you.
(pauses)
But I’d be honored if you took me
to the dance tonight.
BERNIE
(shocked)
You would?
BEATRICE
Yes, I would.
BERNIE
(ecstatically)
Oh boy! I’m so happy!
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BERNIE
Me and my mom will pick you up at
6 o’clock sharp!
BERNIE
Yippie!
LATER ON
BATHROOM
Next he tries four times to tie a tie but each time he’s
unsuccessful – it’s either too long, too short or doesn’t
even knot.
BERNIE’S DAD
Here son, come here, I’ll help
you.
BEATRICE’S MOM
Hello everyone! Well, Bernie,
don’t you just look so handsome!
BERNIE
Thanks Mrs. Alexander.
BEATRICE’S MOM
Come in! Come in!
LIVING ROOM
BERNIE
(in awe)
You look great!
BEATRICE
(laughs)
Thanks. So do you.
BERNIE’S MOM
Picture time you two!
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BEATRICE’S MOM
Yes, get together by the window
so we can take a ton of pictures.
We have to capture your first
dance, for memory’s sake.
The two enter the crowded school gym and walk to a corner
of it that’s less crowded.
BERNIE
Would you like to dance?
BEATRICE
Sure.
FADE OUT