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Reason for the Existence of Bagpipes

By Elton Camp
I hear the most horrible sound
Whenever bagpipes come around
I dont like to see em or hear
Theyre insults to eye and ear
Anywhere bagpipes are at
A compactor mangling a cat
A constant low-tone drone
It just continues on and on
My virgin ears does assail
That endless, moaning wail
Their intended use Ill tell
To torment victims in hell