Alladin and the female camel… Alladin walks into a restaurant in Abu Dhabi with a full-grown camel

behind him, and as he sits, the waiter comes over and asks for their order. Alladin says, One Egg Sandwitch please,' and turns to the camel. What do u want?' I'll have the same,' says the camel demurely. A short time later the waiter returns with the order. 'That will be 15 dhirams please,' and Alladin reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment. The next day, Alladin and the camel come again and Alladin says, One Egg Sandwitch please,"" I'll have the same,' says the camel demurely. Once again Alladin reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.'The usual?' asks the waiter. No.. today is thrusday , I'll have chicken biriyani,' says Alladin.. I'll have the same,' says the camel demurely. A short time later the waiter comes with the order and says, 'That will be 12.62 dirhams.' Once again Alladin pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waiter can't hold back his curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sare. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?' 'Well,' says Alladin, 'several years ago I was cleaning thean old mansion' and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a spirit appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'Oogran'! says the waiter. 'Most people would wish for a million rupees or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!''That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, a benss car or a Rolce Royce , the exact money is always there,' says Alladin.. The waiter asks, 'One other thing, sir, Why do u roam around with this camel ?' Alladin sighs and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall female with long legs, full lips, large eyes with long eyelashes who agrees with everything I say........'

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