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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line

parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga?? Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume 1 hand on Pen Other on PHONE, 1 ear on lecture Other on GOSSIP, 1 Eye on board Other on GIRLS, That's the busy life of college student. In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min. 1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years Bow Bow Bow Hoo Bow Woofh.. Bowoo Bow Woo Woo Wooh OKEY. Ur Training Is Completed. Now Go And Stand In Front Of The Gate. Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher ki dushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Anewale EXAM ka tyohar

Forward . Delete . Link 262 days agofrom Web 7 thing v do during Xamz.. 1. $leep 2. Eat 3. $M$ 4. Watch TV 5. Chat 6. Dream of ouching BOOks 7. Asking othersKuch padha kya ? A very old lady teacher, ask this question with D class, When I say ,I am beautiful,which tense is it? 1 pupil answer-Its D past tense Sir-Tm Late Q.aaye Ho Pappu-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe The Sir-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe The Pr Tm Late Q.aye Pappu-Mera 1 Juuta Mumy Or 2nd Papa K Pass T Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he... Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,School shuru karwa dia karo..! Kabhi Kabhi Bahut Choti Choti Cheezen Bhi Bahut Taklif Deti Hai, Yakeen Nahi Aata To.. Sui Per Baith Kar Dekh Lo.! In d exam HallExaminer: Y u wrote d formula in ur hand? Student: Bcz my master told me that, "formulas must be on finger tips" An ideal student flips a coin & thinks.. Heads-will goto sleep Tails-will watch a movie Stands-will listen music Stays in air-I'll study

Wo Kaun Si Ek Baat He Jo Salo Pehle B Student Kahte The Aaj B Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?

BAS YAR KAL SE PADHAI START KARENGE

If A is 1 B is 2 Z is 26 Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=98% K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E=96% L+U+C+K=47% BuT ONLY A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=100% So Keep Positive

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