Humbug to Healthy Food

By Elton Camp
Marsha detests healthy cuisines
Deliver her from odious soy beans
Vegetables she especially does hate
They make her want to regurgitate
Fruit should remain on a tree
Not for a gourmet such as she
She cares greatly about portion size
The bigger it is, the more its a prize
Marsha doesnt object at all
To high level of cholesterol
Nothings as delicious as fat
What can be wrong with that!
Sodium is a vital electrolyte
And makes food taste a delight
If a huge sandwich is around
She eagerly wolfs it down