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On the other stood Master Yi, Pantheon, Malfight and Gangplank, readying for the greatest battle of their lives. Or so they thought as purchased their items from the merchants at the opposing ends, readying themselves for the most epic battle they would ever know. =====================TheUb3rL3g3nd presents=====================
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: A MATCH TO REMEMBER
Part 1: Pre-Battle Gangplank wanted the Rod of Ages. And it wasn’t a mere “want” of his. It was a need, a necessity if he was going to have a 3:1 KDR this round. “Rod of Ages? That’ll be 5000 gold,” said the pig-like merchant. “Heh, looks like you ain’t got enough. Come back later once you got enough, ‘kay?” But Gangplank would not take no for an answer. “What? I am Gangplank, the fury of the seas. How DARE you, thinking that you could swindle me out of the Rod of Ages!” But the merchant had seen this behavior before. “Sorry pal, but no dice. Unless you want to destroy your dignity….” Gankplank turned around. He had no dignity left, and this would be an easy way to get the Rod of Ages that he so desired. “What was that? What should I do?” “You must…” the merchant said, delaying his words, “gives me a blowjob.” At first, Gangplank was shocked. Never before had he sucked someone’s cock before. But if he wanted that Rod of Ages…. “Fine,” Gangplank replied, “I’ll do it. I’ll suck your cock.” The merchant smiled with glee. The merchant unzipped his pants and revealed his fat, massive penis to Gangplank. “Suck it,” he ordered. “Suck it hard and good.” And so the blowjob began. It was slow at first, as Gangplank’s mouth was not used to the taste of a big, fat penis inside of it. But as Gangplank started sucking on it like some cheap whore, he started enjoying it. It felt good as he bobbed his head up in down, feeling the vibrations of the cock inside of his mouth. After about 2 minutes of sucking, Gangplank could feel the merchant’s dick ready to cum. He increased the speed of which he was sucking at, and soon he was going incredibly fast. Then the merchant climaxed. It was explosive, and Gangplank felt semen go everywhere inside of his mouth. Some of it made its way down his throat, but most of it was stuck down his throat. It was exhilarating. Gangplank removed the penis from his mouth and stood up, waiting for his Rod of Ages. “Well,” said the merchant, “that was an amazing blowjob. Here you go.” The merchant gave Gangplank the Rod of Ages, and Gangplank put it in his inventory, and went off to the battle raging at hand. Back at the item shop, the merchant sat back in his chair. He had just had one of the best blowjobs of his entire life. He knew Gangplank would go pretty far as a male prostitute, and perhaps maybe even in gay porn. But the time was not right for Gangplank to enter in the porn industry. He needed to win this battle. Part 2: Top Heimerdinger had his turrets set up and ready to go. Minute after minute, minions
came and were slaughtered by these rampaging weapons of destruction. Soon, Ramus and Heimerdinger were attacking the turret that laid in front of them, their enemies turret. Ramus and Heimerdinger attacked the turret, hitting it and hitting it until the turret was destroyed. Now, all they had to do was hit the turret by their base and they would be all set to win the match. But before they could do this, a level 17 Malfight arrived, buffed out after destroying anything that laid in the forest (Heimerdinger was level 10 and Ramus was level 9). Ramus began to panic, as they were both going to be screwed. But, fortunately for Ramus, his Teleport spell was ready for use. Ramus escaped to Bot, being safe from any attacks from the Malfight. But such was not the case with Heimerdinger. His Teleport spell still had another 30 seconds of cooldown, which was not enough until the Malfight killed him. Heimerdinger set his turrets up, hoping for anything to at least wound Malfight into retreating. But Malfight continued on his way, thirsting for Heimerdinger. “HEIMERDINGER!” roared Malfight. “I MUST FUCK YOUR ASS.” “I…what?” replied the confused Heimderdinger. “Why must you fuck my ass?” “BECAUSE YOU ARE SMALLER THEN ME, AND MUST BE FUCKED…BY ME” replied the boasting Malfight. Soon, he moved in towards the panicked Heimderdinger, who was attempting to flee. “THERE SHALL BE NO ESCAPE FOR YOU” roared Malfight as he grabbed Heimderdinger by his hair and took off his pants. “NOW, YOU SHALL BE FUCKED IN THE ASS.” Malfight revealed his massive penis and shoved it into Heimerdinger’s small rectum. The result was horrifying. Heimerdinger screamed for help as Malfight raped him, crusing his weak, pathetic little body with his massive penis. Eventually the thrusting became so bad that Heimerdinger’s rectum was bleeding open and was about to break open. And then it did. Soon, Heimerdinger couldn’t withstand Malfight’s dick anymore, but Malfight was not done. He still had to unleash his ultimate climax on Heimerdinger. “NOW,” roared the mighty Malfight, “FEEL MY CUM.” Malfight climaxed into Heimerdinger’s now-bleeding anus, with a resulting explosion that caused Heimerdinger to fly off of Malfight’s dick and land onto the ground in a broken, bloody mess. And Heimerdinger died, and would not respawn for another two minutes. “Heh” grunted Malfight. “He just couldn’t handle me.” Malfight walked over to where Heimerdinger’s dead body was. Then he kicked it into the other team’s turret, and it exploded into a firey ball of flame. Now the battle was heating up. Part 3: Mid Master Yi and Gangplank were fighting a desparate battle in the middle of the map. Ashe and Cho’Gath were destroying their offensive minions, but when they moved to attack, the defense rose up and attacked them. Heimerdinger, Ramus, Malfight and Pantheon were all distracted with the other areas on the map and couldn’t help in the raging battle. Things took a turn for the worst when Gangplank recalled, fleeing in terror to the bottom where he saw Pantheon attempting to make his way up across the bottom of the map. “I shall see you again, Yi,” said Gangplank as he teleported. “Win this fight.” With those strong words, Master Yi gained a new level of confidence and rose up to fight Cho’Gath and Ashe. Yi went for Cho’Gath first, slicing and dicing across Cho’Gath’s thick skin.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Cho’Gath as Master Yi stabbed his way through Cho’Gaths thick hide. “I AM WOUNDED. I MUST RETURN TO BASE. BUT I WILL SLAY YOU, YI. I SHAL SLAY YOU!” Cho’Gath recalled his way back to base, right before Master Yi could finish him off. All that stood before Yi was Ashe. Ashe was torn and damaged, her breasts almost revealed to Master Yi. Suddenly, Master Yi had a massive boner and was finding it hard to concentrate on Ashe when her massive tits were in the way. “…What are you staring at?” Asked the confused Ashe. “Are you gonna fight or not?” “…Nothing, nothing at all.” Said Master Yi. “Only your dead body.” As he finished saying this, he ran over to Ashe and slashed her across her body, damaging her armor and slaying her. Master Yi approached the fallen Ashe. The sword strike where he had cut her had left a massive gash upon her armor. She appeared unconscious for the time being, but would be brought back to life soon enough. All the in the world for what Master Yi wanted to do. Due to the intense fight between the two, Ashe's armor was easy to slip off. Soon, she lay there naked as the sun shined across her massive tits. She was still unconscious, unable to know what was going to happen to her. And even if she wanted to, it was too late. Master Yi took off his pants, revealing his massive dick to the world. It was quite big. With Ashe naked and unconscious, Yi was ready to strike and jammed his massive cock up Ashe's vag. The thrusting began. It was slow at first, like a machine. Yi's junk felt incredible inside of Ashe. He started thrusting faster and faster and started feeling the urge to cum. Ashe's tits were bobbing up and down in a repeat fasion. Yi grabbed onto them, felt their smooth textures and thrusted faster then ever before. Then he felt it. He came. He came so hard, so fast, so incredibly unlike any other moment in his life. He had tears from the greatness of the orgasm. And then he was done. The climax was so powerful he had no power left to fuck. He pulled out of Ashe's vag and put on his pants again. He was ready to join the fight. And kick Ashe’s raped, dead body into her own turret, causing her turret to explode. A couple of seconds later, Ashe woke up at home base. She was somewhat confused. She felt as if someone had done something to her. But no matter. She had to get some buffs and get Infinity's Edge. The effects of that day would not be known for years.
Part 4: Bot Pantheon made his way across the bottom of the map. So far, he was succeeding. Malfight was stuck with Ramus and Heimerdinger and Ashe and Cho’Gath were battling
Gangplank and Master Yi, so he could go by unnoticed, getting all the buffs in the forest. By the time he came out, he was a powerful man, strong enough to destroy a turret by himself. But as he was going to the turret, he didn’t take care to notice the Ramus that was going to sneak up behind him. And even if he did, he was too late. Ramus transformed into a giant penis and blasted his way into Pantheon’s massive ass. The result of the explosion of Ramus inserting himself into Pantheon caused him to fall over in absolute pain. Not only was the turret damaging him, but the minions were and he was being raped by a champion that looked and was a penis. Pantheon screamed in pain for help, for someone to help him, but it was useless. He was going to die. While being raped. As Ramus thrusted his way incredibly hard into Pantheon, Ramus moaned incredibly loud as he ejaculated into Ramus. It was so fast that the cum bursted through Pantheon’s ass and into his digestive system, causing horrible amounts of internal bleeding inside of Pantheon. He screamed horribly loud, in pure pain unlike anything he had ever imagined. As Ramus stood up, he realized he had another load to blow off. He turned Pantheon around, and as Pantheon experienced the last few minutes of his life, he saw Ramus ejaculate onto his face. And then he closed his eyes. Ramus looked at the dead body and smiled with great glee. He had just had a great fucking, even if it was incredibly fast and tepid. Done with the body, he kicked it into the enemies turret and it exploded. Meanwhile, Gangplank teleported just in time to see the turret explode. “Holy shit,” he gasped, “What the hell happened here?” Ramus turned around and replied, “The part where we win the game.” Part 5: Invasion of the base. With two of their turrets gone, Ramus and Gangplank easily broke into the enemy base. Master Yi joined them, and Heimerdinger teleported in time to join in the raid. With only Cho’Gath left at the base, it was easy to destroy the turrets and leave only the Nexus. Although Cho’Gath tried to fight back, the super minions were no match for him as they found the holes in this body and penetrated them with their dicks. Cho’Gath screamed as cum burst into every part of his body, and died a raped death. Malfight, Ashe and Pantheon eventually made their way to the base. But the enemy team were back, ready to haul ass. Heimerdinger built turrets inside of Malfight’s mouth, but instead of normal energy beams they shot cum that sank down inside of Malfight’s mouth. Ashe didn’t do anything but was incredibly horny, and wanted someone’s massive cock. She found Master Yi and raped him, enjoying every minute of his massive cock. “Oh yes Yi…fuck me with your massive penis…cum inside of me oh yes…” moaned Ashe, and she came rapidly hard, harder then she ever had in her life. Yet for some reason she felt like this dick had been inside of her before…. Pantheon attempted to slay Ramus and get his revenge for all the cum that resided inside of his mouth, but it was all for naught, as the massive penis that was a champion in disguise confused poor Pantheon, who was used to his enemies being human. This wasn’t thought out very well, but I’m tired. Finally, Ramus and his team made it to the Nexus, and absolutely destroyed it. As it exploded, the enemy team stood in shock, as the enemy team they were expecting to rape-both physically and verbally-were raped themselves. The match was over.
Heimerdinger collapsed from his wounds after his rectum got raped horribly. “Please…tell me...that we won….” Gasped Heimerdinger as he passed away, away into oblivion. But the match was over now, and Master Yi, Gangplank and Ramus couldn’t bother with buying the dead Himerdinger. They had to become the legends of this place, and join the League of Legends. 6. Epilogue Ashe could hardly breath as the baby came out of her vagina. It was painful, brutal and a heart-wrenching experience. But it was going to come out whether she liked it or not, and when the saw the head pop out of her, she screamed horribly and the baby came out, and was born. “It’s a boy,” said the woman standing by her. “What’s his name?” Ashe had to catch her breath after the shock of the afterbirth. “His…name……is Yi. Yi….” -END OF THE MATCH TO REMEMBER
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