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*Love Quotes*

1. it hurts to say goodbye to€the person you almost gave your life to. knowing t
hat life won't be the same w/o them. but its better to give up€the feeling. rath
er than to know you're the only one fighting.
2. never frown even if you re sad coz you'll never know who is falling inlove with
your smile. to the world maybe you are€one person. but to€one person, maybe you
're the world.
3. always remember that if a person loved you once, even after a hundred years t
here will still be some of that love left. no matter how much that person denies
it.
4. never let someone make you feel stupid. rather make that someone feel stupid
for letting€the only one like you go. then face him and say, "you're€just someon
e, not my only one."
5. when you decide to love, allow it to grow. when you promise to love, refuse t
o let it go. love is a painful risk to take. only love makes you cry and only lo
ve knows why.
6. why do we fall for someone who isn t really for us? Should we blame ourselves f
or falling with the wrong one? Or should we blame the one we fell inlove cause h
e made us feel that they re the right one.
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7. what is SEXY? Sexy is standing in the rain as you push him against the hood o
f yur car, tearing his shirt, as u kiss with the intent never to stop. What is C
UTE? Cute is young and inexperienced. Its holding hands in the car and kissing a
t the red lights. What is PASSION? Its knowing what you want and stopping at not
hing until you get it. What is LOVE? It s the balance of all these things in your
mind, heart, body and soul.
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8. when I know things are not meant for me, I learn to let go. It doesn t mean I m w
eak. But I m just showing how strong I am to fight the urge of wanting something I m
not supposed to have.
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9. rules of love. 1. never kiss when you re not committed. 2. never expect, just h
ope. 3. never love a taken man/woman. 4. never fall for a friend. 5. realize tha
n in love, there aren t any rules.
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10. whenever I watch romantic movies, witness people kiss and make up, or listen
to a love song. I smile and feel good cause I know that love still works. If no
t for me, at least for others.
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11. I found the right guy, gave the perfect love. It was the right time. Everyth
ing was perfect except for one thing. For him, I wasn t the perfect girl and I was
n t even close to being the right one.
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12. when you ve bin very much inlove with someone, you can t really be friends after
it falls apart. Because it hurts to see each other and recall that you did your
best but still it didn t last.
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13. there are days when you might feel that I don t remember you. I m not texting yo
u, not even calling you. What you don t know is, all those times, I was the one wa
iting for you to remember me!
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14. the moment you find someone that makes your heart beat. Stop the search and
take the risk. Remember that the world is a big place. That if you lose the one
you love, you have to search the whole world again.
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15. I ve tried to think of the sweetest words I could say to you. Something differ
ent and something true. But I guess there could never be a€ word sweeter that sa
ying, I love you!
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16. when you love someone, they become part of you. Maybe that is why it hurts s
o much when you lose someone you love because you lose a part of yourself.
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17. the say past is past. We need to move on, to see the future but how can we m
ove on when our past is the only thing we ever wanted in the future.
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18. what does goodbye really mean? Is it just letting you go? Telling you I can t
love you anymore? I guess. But goodbye simply means, I love you but I have to sac
rifice.
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19. when two hearts are meant to be, no matter how long it takes, no matter how
far they go, no matter how tough it seems. Fate will bring them together, to sha
re a life forever.
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20. true love doesn t live by baseball rules. Three strikes and you re out. Real lov
e lives like a grass stepped on, crushed, burned out and cut, but still, they pe
rsist and grow back.
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21. I smoke, I drink. I come home late. I have my social life, I flirt, I curse.
I fight, I give them a fright. Nobody can change me cause I know somehow there s
one good thing about me, I love deeply.
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22. if you were the one who d hurt me, it wouldn t really matter. The truth is, you
can slit my throat, and with my last breath, I d still apologize for bleeding on y
our shirt. For you I can.
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23. you don t have to be perfect to let somebody love you, the way you wanted to b
e loved. Always remember that being simple is the most perfect way to make someo
ne fall in love with you.
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24. each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So if you look up and
find it dark, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!
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25. you might find it easy to fall inlove with someone. The hard thing is to kee
p that someone forever. But that s the challenge of love, fighting without knowing
how to win.
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26. be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing. Cause m
aybe someday you ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you ve been
wishing for to stay.
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27. don t let false love fool you. But don t let real love pass you by. The easy par
t of life is finding someone to love. The hard part is finding someone to love y
ou back.
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28. love isn t a superman complex. You don t love someone cause you think that perso
n needs rescuing. You love someone cause you think you ve found someone extraordin
ary and you wouldn t want to exchange it for anything in the world.
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29. go for the person who makes you smile with all your heart and soul. The pers
on whom you can t wait to see or talk to. This is the person whom you re meant to be
with. Maybe not forever, but for now, they re right for you.
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30. life is a matter of choice. You can be a doctor who saves life! A lawyer who
defends life. A soldier who protects life. Or just be yourself, a person, who t
ouched my life.
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31. getting into a relationship is not a contest of who is almost always right.
It is becoming like what the japanese call wise bamboo , meaning you bend so you do
n t break.
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32. sometimes, you just have to forget the rules, follow your heart and see wher
e it takes you. Never apologize for saying what you feel cause that s like saying
sorry for being real. Never regret anything you said or did because at some poin
t, it was what you wanted. True strength it being able to hold it all together w
hen everyone else is expecting you to fall apart.
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33. remember that love is wanting one to be happy even if you re not part of that
happiness. If making them happy means letting go, do so. You may feel like hell,
at least they re in heaven.
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34. its not love that hurts, it s the absence of what it does. Who says time heals
? You don t get over the pain. You just learn to get along with the pain and live
with it.
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35. always remember that God only makes happy ending. If its not happy, then its
not the end. If your love doesn t work with that person, it just means that someo
ne else loves you more.
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36. when it comes to love, its hard to know if you have the right one. Many prom
ises have been made, but still lovers weep and are left in sorrow. Cause words c
an t immortalize emotions.
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37. love comes in a tricky way. Sometimes we think that we are inlove, not knowi
ng we are just friends. But sometimes, we stick too much to friendship that we f
orget that we are really inlove.
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38. sometimes we picture ourselves as a tiny insignificant star, chasing a beaut
iful moon. But little did we know that we are being followed and loved by a pati
ent cloud.
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39. if your tears have been frozen cause of trying to stop it from falling, for
pretending not to be hurt about something. Come to me, I might not stop your hea
rt from bleeding but I can give you mine to keep you living.
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40. love says: don t let me loose for I might fall off. Not too tight cause I migh
t get squeezed. Just gently then maybe, just maybe, I might just stay for keeps.
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41. its easy to fall completely with someone. Its easy to believe all this lies.
Its easy to lose yourself to someone you hardly know. But why isn t it easy to fo
rget someone you love, who found it easy to let you go?
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42. love s like a butterfly. You surely can t hold them forever. That s why if love is
right now with you make the most of what you can do cause who knows, the butter
fly wants to stay with you.
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43. to reach for another is to risk involvement. To expose your feelings is to e
xpose your true self. To love is to risk not to be loved in return.
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44. when we get hurt, it is one way God is telling us that not all that s painful
is bad or wrong. We get hurt so we d never hurt others the way we were hurt.
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45. if I die, I ll be sad. Much more if I wasn t able to say goodbye to you. But don t
worry, I ll be back for you not to scare you but to hug you tight and tell you, go
t to go, gonna miss you.
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46. sometimes, love takes us by surprise. One day you ll find someone who ll sweep y
ou of your feet. Someone who just seem so impossible to even notice you. Someone
who ll love you truly then set you free. Even so, love will take you by chance ag
ain. Making both of you two strangers in love.
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47. love is a cycle. When you love, you get hurt. When you get hurt, you hate. W
hen you hate, you try to forget. When you try to forget, you start missing. And
when you start missing, eventually you ll fall inlove again.
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48. when you love someone, fight for what you feel. But if the one you love, lov
es someone else, Let go. Be like a soldier, knows when to fight and when to surren
der.
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49. how would you know if you ve found the right person? How can you tell if what
your heart says is right? In love, taking risks is very important. You ll never kn
ow the answer unless you fall so deep.
50. falling inlove is like looking at the stars. If you pick one out of the bill
ions and stare at it long enough, all the others just melt away.
51. I try to talk to you but you re in a hurry. I try to call you but you re not hom
e. I try to invite you but you re busy. I guess I won t have the chance to tell you,
to tell you how much I really never mind.
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52. which is harder? Hoping that the one you love will fall for you? Or trying t
o love someone who loves you? Both hard isn t it? But the hardest is when you fall
for the one who loves you just when the one you love is finally falling for you
.
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53. I wanted to stay up late and think of you, but I changed my mind and decided
not to. I d rather sleep early than think of you, that way I ll have more time drea
ming of you.
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54. life is so short to waste time for someone who s unworthy of your love. Its so
sad when the right person won t be able to search for you cause you re too busy all
your life making the wrong person right for you.
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55. I don t want you to love me if loving me means you have to lie. I don t want you
beside me if you think you re just obliged. I d rather not to have you if having yo
u would mean I have to see you hurt inside.
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56. I m scared to care too much, to miss too much, to feel that rush once more, to
love again at the risk of getting hurt. But what I fear most is the thought of
you leaving me, when I ve already conquered those fears for you.
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57. I wonder why stars still shine even if I m sad. I wonder why birds still fly e
ven if I cry. I wonder why the sun still smile even if I m blue. Maybe because the
world s telling me that I still have you. I miss you!
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58. I asked God for someone to love for the rest of my life. Then I found you. B
ut, I m slowly loosing you now. So I asked God, why is this happening? Then He said,
I m sorry my child, he didn t ask for you, he asked for somebody else.
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59. please listen to me my friend to these words I say. I ll leave you now and try
to face the coming day. Nothing is wrong between me and you, at least nothing w
as ever wrong until I fell in love with you.
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60. I guess you have no idea how much you hurt me. No idea how much the wounds y
ou ve caused me. No idea how you took me for granted. And no idea how much pain I
felt when you didn t catch me when I fell in love with you.
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61. When you speak the words " I CARE 4 YOU" I know it hurts. Every time you say
the words " I MISSED YOU" it really really hurts. But when you say the words "
I LOVE YOU" the more it hurts because deep in my heart i know that those words d
o not belong 2 me and that makes my heart to be in hurt.
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62. roses are red, violets are blue. I m in love but not with you. When we broke u
p you thought I cried, but that was over another guy. You told your friends I wa
s a trick, I told mine you had no d*ck. I said I love you and you thought it was
true. Well guess what *sshole? You got played too!
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63. do you know that the worst way that I ll miss you is not when you re far away? I
ts when you re just right beside me, yet I know I can never have you cause I m simply
watching you fall for someone else.
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64. you think I m strong don t you? Well, even though I seem to be tough, I m afraid o
f one thing. It is realizing that I ve lost the person from whom I gather strength
from. So don t ever go, I m not that strong.
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65. I don t expect you to keep me as the most important person in your life. cause
I m not and that s okay. But somehow I wish for something else, that when you think
of me, at least you smile!
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66. there are things that you love, but you have to give up. Not because you don t
want them anymore but because you realized that they re not for you. And somethin
g better is bound to come along your way, somewhere, someday.
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67. I wish that one day you d miss me so much that no matter where you look for me
, you wouldn t find me. Sounds tough huh? I just want you to miss me the way I m mis
sing you right now!
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68. my voice is so soft for you to hear. My actions are too weak for you to see.
But if only you d listen carefully, you ll hear the sound of my heart that says, fro
m now till forever, I ll always be here.
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69. its hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any w
ay you think of. You just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while g
ood things never last, some don t even start.
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70. I don t wanna think I m gonna lose you someday. You ve been always there for me, a
nd I wanna be there for you just the same. You re the kind of person I could never
afford to lose, not now, not ever.
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71. if loving me means: you, not calling me. You, not waiting for me. You, break
ing your promises. You, being with someone else. Then I guess you really do love
me.
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72. She s nice, she s kind and beautiful too. She s probably pretty, the right one for
you. So just forget me, I m only a friend though I ll be with you until the bitter
end.
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73. you eased the pain when I faked the wound. You calmed me down when I faked t
he mood. You were instantly there when I faked the call. Why didn t you catch me?
I didn t fake the fall.
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74. maybe you may not feel this special feeling I have for you. If you do, its g
onna hurt. But I just want you to know that I m always here waiting to be loved by
you. Hoping that tomorrow will be me and you.
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75. late at night, I cry these tears away, wondering what I can do or what I can
say. cause it seems to me that without me you can still get through. But I tell
you this, you may not need me, but I still need you!
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76. its hard 2 fall in love again, when you re still attached 2 your past. You mus
t learn to let go and open your heart to someone else. Its not easy to do but so
metimes, you just have to.
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77. its best to wait for the one available, best to wait for the one you love th
an the one who s around, best to wait for the right one because life is too short
to be wasted on the wrong one.
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78. when you love, you thought you would never get tired. you thought it would n
ever end. but sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end.
especially if it wasn't meant to be.
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79. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I ten
d to hold my pillow tight. It's you that I'm thinking when I lay down at night.
And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.
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80. You wanted friendship, I gave it to you. You wanted me to care for you, I di
d. You made me fall in love with you, I fell for you. You wanted to break my hea
rt, I'm giving it all to you coz I'll always love you.
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81. somewhere in your heart try to find a place for me, somewhere in your heart
I won't care where it would be. one little corner may not mean so much to you, b
ut one little corner is all I ask of you.
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82. there's a light in your eyes, but its too bright to see, the pain in my hear
t where you used to be. I guess I was wrong to believe you were waiting for me,
coz there's a light in your eyes but not for me.
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83. when u truly care for some1, you don t look for faults, you don't look for mis
takes, instead you fight for the mistakes, you expect the faults and you overloo
k the excuses.
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84. People seldom say I love you. and when they do its either too late or the lo
ve is gone. but when I say I love you, it doesn't mean you have to stay but I wi
sh you'll never go away.
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85. would you be kind to let yourself be my teddy bear? Someone I could hug, I c
ould kiss, I could cry on. But don t worry about looking for your own teddy bear ca
use you already got me.
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86. Everyday I walk towards you, hoping that I d somehow get to be with u, for at
least a moment. but its hard for me to catch up with you if you re also trying to
catch up with someone else.
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87. If I have 1 wish, I ll wish for you, to be the one who'll take care of you, fo
r you to love me too. but love cant be forced, it must be given freely so I d just
wish that u knew how much I love you.
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88. When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I looked at you, I was afr
aid to touch you. When I touched you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed yo
u, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
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89. how I wish to hear you say the words forever, how I dream that we ll always be
together, how I wait for you to say we'll stay for a lifetime, how I love you l
oving me till the end of time.
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90. since the day you said goodbye, I've been counting the days when hopefully y
ou'll be back in my arms again, but something scares me, cause I might be countin
g for the rest of my life.
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91. when you need someone to stand beside you, "I m Near", When you need someone t
o hear your troubles, "I will". When you need someone to share your burden "I m Fr
ee". When you need someone who care, "I'll Be.."
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92. Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never take her
for granted never let her go because when you lose her, you can never find the s
ame kind of a person again.
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93. no one ever taught a fish to swim, a bird to fly, a horse to run, a monkey t
o climb, a dog to bark, but they do. Just like me, no one ever taught me to love
you. I just do!
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94. There are times when I dream you re holding my hand, whispering sweet words in
my ear and that you re loving me. But while I m here dreaming, you re with someone el
se making my dreams. Her reality.
95. still remember that day you kissed me then you walked away you told me you h
ave to go, you told me you cant stay. I ve been hurt so bad, I ve cried all night, f
or what s the sense of living without you by my side?
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96. If I had just one wish, Id to go back to the moment we kissed but no matter
how hard I try, I can t get you outta my mind. How could you say that you loved me
? How could you say that you cared? I know she is pretty but my love was always
there!
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97. Go on, hurt me some more till I can feel no more. Once, you left me all alon
e, I cried and died, I took it all. Now, what would I do, in front of me, you're
loving someone new?
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98. I know we're moving on with our own lives right now but whatever it takes, w
henever, wherever and whatever will be, no matter what, you'll still be a part o
f whatever I'll be.
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99.My friend once asked me if I do love u. I answered "yes", they asked me again
, "does he love you?" then I sat down, look at the stars and closed my eyes. Wis
hes do come true right?
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*Friendship Quotes*
1. Friendship is about sharing. Friends give, buddies share. You're my friend, b
ut you don't have to share anything with me. Just stay and I'll be alright.
2. Friends are natural healers, they are the paracetamols and antibiotics of a s
tressful and busy life. Their therapeutic effects are relished forever. Just kee
p me in your med kit!
3. Fate wanted my life to be extra, extra special so instead of giving me just n
ormal friends, he added a few crazy ones along the way. Thanks for the added ins
anity.
4. What makes friendship special is the way each one remembers the other when th
ey are apart. They miss the talks, the laughs & the times they were together. Li
fe changes; memories don't.
5. We never know how this closeness started. We will never know how it would end
. But whatever happens, when our closeness is gone. I will never forget how you
made me smile once in a while.
6. Shores never€meet yet share the same sand. The moon and the sun couldn't be o
ne yet share the same sky. Same with friends, who don't meet but never stop bein
g friends.
7. Friendship has one law. Never make your friend feel alone till you are there!
So, disturb your friends as much as you can. Like what I'm doing right now! Goo
d day!
8. Being a friend is a hard job. You work 24hours a day without pay. Sometimes u
nappreciated, but still I want to be your friend cause that's the only job that
makes me feel the richest person in the world.
9. I'll be your special friend till the end, that's a promise! I plan to keep it
no matter what. If someday our special friendship should fade. I'll look back a
nd remember the promise I made. Signed: -Ness 10.17.06
10. My life's not grand and I have little to offer. I've been through a lot of t
rials and I've shed so many tears. But inspite of it all, I still have one great
reason to smile. "We're friends."
11. True friends are like mornings. You can't have them the whole day but you ca
n be sure that they will be there when you wake up tomorrow, next year, & foreve
r.
12. Even if I'm away, even if I'm busy, even if I have problems on my own. I'd a
lways have that time to assure you and say. "Hey, I'm here, you'll always have m
e around."
13. Dear God, you've given me 86,400 valuable seconds each day. May I use a few
seconds to say thank you for giving me the gift of knowing a person as nice as t
he one reading this.
14. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't mi
ss out letting you know that life's worth living with someone like you around.
15. I never had the chance to say thank you for all the things you've done for m
e. Thanks for giving me the best friendship I could ever ask for. One last thing
, thanks for coming into my life.
16. They say that the world will end soon. They may be right, but they may be wr
ong. But whatever fate the world may have, I can't let it end without saying. "T
hanks for coming into my life."
17. If there's one thing I want to count on. One thing I want to thank for. And
one thing I'll always remember. Its the day we met and the good things that in o
ne way or another, makes us friends.
18. Distance is not a reason to forget a special person like you. You've always
been special to me. And I want you to know that you will never be forgotten. Not
now, not ever!
19. There could never be someone who'll take the place I've saved for you in my
heart. Beacuse even if time would bring€me someon new. My heart would refuse to
let go of the sweetest friendship I found in you!
20. What is genuine friendship? When you call them by a stupid name and never by
their own name. When they always get angry whenever you tell them that you're b
usy and can't reply. When they tell everything about themselves even if its emba
rassing. When they come to see you whenever they get a chance.€When you argue wi
th each other on stupid things and then end up laughing.
21. I could never choose what's best for you either could I say what you should
do. But remember that, when the best things go wrong. "I wish I could be there,
to make you strong."
22. I miss laughing out loud. I miss the long hour conversations. I miss the sha
ring of ideas. I miss doing so many things, things we usually do. I miss you. I
miss us.
23. I wonder what would I do if I didn't have you. I should have lost my way. I
should have been crying all my life but I have you and I still can't believe! "H
ow do a simple me could have the greatest you?"
24. I chose not to be around when everything is almost perfect, so that when you
're down, I'll be the one who would dig deep into the ground and pull you up say
ing: "everythings gonna be alright, I'm here."
25. Friends are like sunsets. You may be sharing with them only a few hours of t
he day but you know they will always be there tomorrow, the next day and the day
after forever.
26. Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings forget how t
o fly and lift our hearts when our lips have trouble remembering how to smile.
27. I thank the Lord for the gift of having you, where I can be myself and be ac
cepted as I am. And for finding a home in the heart of one good friend. That's y
ou.
28. Good looking friends are hard to find. That's why you don't see me that ofte
n.
29. I don't know how long you could keep me and I'm not begging you to keep hold
ing on either. But just allow me to be your friend, "until the crabs learn to fl
y."
30.€There's a story behind every friendship. Each friend we make is a start of e
ach story. Our story had a€ wonderful beginning. Hope this story we made won't e
nd.
31. Friendship is a chain of smile, a laugh, a tear, a grip of hand, a word of c
heer. No matter how heavy the load, I'll be your friend until we grow old.
32. I know nothing last forever and maybe we won't always stay together. But eve
ry smile and laugh we share convinces me that memories of you and me will last f
or the rest of my life. Beyond forever.
33. I never imagined at one point in time, I'd be so grateful. I never thought i
t can be real to know someone who can touch my life, my heart and soul. You may
not be aware but hey, you really did.
34. Can I live without you being my friend? Yes. Just as the sea can live withou
t mermaids. Forest without fairies. And sky without dragons. I can, but then. Th
e magic would all be gone.
35. Even if I'm away, even if I'm busy. Even if I have problems of my own. I'd a
lways have that time to assure you and say, "hey I'm here. You'll always have me
around."
36. Friendship is like a job at first. We are applicants then we become contract
uals and if our performance is good, we become regular except for one thing. Fri
ends can work even without salary.
37. I can never change the direction of the wind but I can always adjust my sail
s just to reach you.€Hope we'll stay in touch for the rest of our lives and rema
in good friends till we can.
38. Friends may change and friendship may evolve. But it will not truly end beca
use friendship is not merely a one time trip, but a lifetime journey!
39. Friends are like m&m's. Sure, the candy-coated outside is nice, but they wou
ldn't be so great if it weren't for the wonderful stuff inside. Take care my m&m
.!
40. Can I keep you and never let you go? Can I hold your hand and hug you tight?
Can I tell the world how lucky I am to have you in my life? Or simply, can you
be my friend for the rest of my life?
41. sometimes in life, we ask and seek for someone we can have and keep. but the
re's nothing much you can really do but to wait for the person who's quest in li
fe is nothing else but to find you too.
42. live life like how mr. bean does. he's alone. he don't have family but despi
te of that, he hae the guts to make others happy. and never leave his teddy whic
h€ his value as a "true friend"
43. maybe we've met before in my first life or maybe i'll meet you in the after
life/ but i'm glad i've known you because i don't wanna go back that far or wait
that long to know someone as nice as you.
44. you touched my life in a very special way. more special than what you expect
. though i really don't know if i am special to you. trust me. you'll always be
special to me.
45.€we are in a journey. we never know what road shall€we take. we might part wa
ys, have different lives and new loves. but please if you lose your way, just go
back to where you met me.
46. we don't lose special people as long as we hold them in our hearts. i hope y
ou'll always hold me in your heart/ just the way i'm holding you in my heart.
47. friendship is the sweetest form of love. so when i say "i'll be your friend
till the end." its as good as saying "i'll keep you in my heart till its very la
st beat."
48. our friendship is an undefinable instinct. a silent signal that lets you kno
w whatever the changess, whatever happens, i would always be here for you when i
have to be. one way or another.
49. we are all a bit crazy. life is a lil crazy when we find someone who's crazy
ness is compatible with ours. we fall in mutual crazyness called friendship. tha
nks crazy.
50. life they say is touch and go. some people you know may only be there for so
metime. some may go away but people who find you special will€always find ways t
o stay.
51. sometimes, you don't have to utter a word or make a move. you just feel it w
ith your heart. thats what friendship is, silent. yet so real.
52. when you share yourself with others, life begins to find its meaning. but th
e moment you touch the lives of others, it is the time you truly start living.
53. it doesn't take seeing someone to know and feel that they're there. you don'
t have to see me to know that i'm here. you just need to trust, that i'll be her
e when you need me.
54. a butterfly once landed by my side, i picked it up and held it in my palm. i
t was damn cute but amidst the cuteness was simplicity. it was kinda like you, s
imple yet so cool.
55. you're one of the coolest things life ever slapped me. no matter what the fu
ture hold, i know you'll always be a part of me. because as long as i have you,
"life rocks!"
56. time will come, the paths we are taking will have separate ways and we might
never see each other again. but i'm still thankful because someone like you cro
ssed in my path and took a little walk with me.
57. what if i never met you? im sure life would suck big time! but hey, snap bac
k to reality, we met. we are friends. and because of that, life is worth living.
58. you don't have to ask if i care. in every word you'll say feel free to tell
your worries and realize that i'm here, for now,€for always, and forever, for fr
ee, for you exclusively.
59. when mean people hurt you, think of them as SANDPAPERS. they may rub and scr
atch you painfully but eventually you'll end up smooth and polished. while they
end up worn-out!
60. we can't see the wind but somehow we can feel it. that's how i care for you.
although you don't see me this time, i hope that you can feel that i care. and
i always will.
61. time isn t what makes a friendship last. Its love and devotion that keeps the
tie between the souls. True friends never part, maybe in distance but never in t
he heart.
€
62. they say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn t a waste. So
when things go wrong and you feel like giving up, please remember you still got
me, your friend.
€
63. I know I m not like others who have done much in your life. I m just a person wh
o doesn t have much to show but I m glad cause even though I have less, I m more than
happy enough for knowing you.
€
64. knowing that I have you makes me feel glad. Losing you will surely make me s
ad. I know you don t need me that bad. Its just that you re one of the good friends
I ever had.
€
65. having someone to remember is pleasing enough to the heart. It doesn t matter
if you remember me once in while. What matters most is we are friends at all tim
es. No one can change that!
€
66. I fear that someday time would keep us apart. You might forget me but befor
it happens, I hope that you have felt, even for a single chance that I tried to
be a friend the best way I can.
€
67. God doesn t play dice with the universe. Everything happens for a reason. When
you became my friend, it wasn t an accident. He just wanted me to discover someth
ing wonderful.
€
68. maybe I don t really know you that well. I don t know how you exactly act. But t
hose things will not keep me away from you. Cause those are my reasons why I m her
e. to know you much better!
€
69. you may never feel how important you are to me or how much I care for you, b
ut you are. And you will always be. Bear in mind that I couldn t afford to lose so
meone I ve learned to care about so much!
€
70. friendship? Its about laughing at same things. Its about really being unders
tood. Its about unconditional acceptance. Its about picking up where you left of
f. Its simply about us.
€
71. you can t tap your back for a job well done. You can t hug yourself for comfort.
And you don t cry on your shoulders when tears fall. And this is why you have fri
ends in your life to let them do whatever you can t.
€
72. you should never be tired of what life brings you. If you feel like falling
down, I ll always be here for you. I may not be the one you need, but hey, I ll care
for you in a best way I know!
€
73. here I am again, making myself special to you. But even though I m not, I just
want to say take care! in my sweetest way. Oh, I forgot to say, I love you friend!
€
74. I often browse my inbox to look for a quote that I may send to you. Somethin
g you wouldn t erase until I realize why do I have to when all I need to say is, I m
glad we re friends.!
€
75. you re just a small part of this big world yet you made a difference by being
yourself. You re maybe too small or too little but you should know, you made one s
oul breathe easier because you exist.
€
76. friends are the best interpreters cause even in silence, even when nothing i
s said. And even if they don t know what happened, they don t ask you questions. The
y just understand.
€
77. in this big area of life, we may have different variables that shape the per
imeter of our individuality. We meet in a common point, our friendship. And I m wi
lling to change my own equation of being just to meet you at that point. That s wh
at math can t do.
€
78. let s flip a coin. Heads, we will be friends forever. Tails, we will flip agai
n.
€
79. a friend is never a coincidence in your life. They are once a stranger, mean
t to come into your life to bring you priceless lessons and funny memories. Than
ks for being one of them.
€
80. I can t erase all your fears. Hell I can t even erase mine. But through all the
shit you ll go through. I ll be sure to do one thing. I ll be there with you, it might
not be enough but its worth a shot.
€
81. friends are like balloons. Once you let them go, you can never have them bac
k. That s why I ll tie you tight to my hearts so that you ll be with me for the rest o
f my life.
€
82. a nice message for a nice person from a nice friend for a nice reason at a g
ood time on a good day in a good mood and with a good smile to say take care!
€
83. friendship isn t about looking for gold or silver among the rocks of life. Its
about seeing each others coal through the fire until diamonds are formed.
€
84. I saw an old painting of two friends holding hands. I wonder how lone it ll st
ay intact? Its old yet never fading. I wish we were the painting, getting older
yet never changing.
€
85. the finest part of a good persons life is the little unknown acts of kindnes
s and love. We obtain happiness not because we do great things but because we do
small things with great love.
€
86. in the rhythm of life, we sometimes find ourselves out of tune. But as long
as there are good friends to provide the melody, the music plays on. Thanks for
being one of my songs.
€
87. I may not be the sweetest person who keeps telling you how much you mean to
me. But I know somehow in my own little way, I ve touched your hearts by reminding
you that I care.
€
88. keeping friendship with someone is a choice. Keeping friendship with you is
my own choice. And I m always glad and proud with the choice I made. No regrets! I m
happy and blessed I met you.
€
89. I know sometimes I m hard to understand, hard to be with, unpredictable but I
wanna say thanks cause even though you find it hard to make friends with me, sti
ll you did. Thanks.
€
90. we might not have that closeness to consider ourselves best friends. But I p
romise you, that when time comes that your life is at its worst, I will be here
to give my best as a friend.
€
91. we usually keep our problems and never want the world to know. Though we try
to be stronger, we re weak inside. But when that happens to you, always remember
I m just here. Like I ve always been.
€
92. I wonder why you came into my life. Maybe just to make me happy or just by d
estiny. But right now, I really don t care. Whatever the reason is, I m just happy I
met you!
€
93. I m glad someone like you came into my life more than I wanted. More than I ne
eded, better than I expected. I don t know how long I could keep you but I hope th
at what I have is enough to make you stay.
94. circle means forever. No beginning, no end. Let our friendship be not just a
n endless line but a circle that goes on and on forever!
€
95. friendship is a deep word with deep responsibility. I don t just treasure frie
nds. I value them as I value life. So when I say you re my friend. Its as good as
saying, you are my life.
€
96. if I were your exponent, I ll give you powers. If I were your variable, I ll giv
e you solutions. But I m only a friend to subtract your worries, add your joy, div
ide grief and multiply your happiness.
€
97. you have to be yourself. Be very honest about who and what you are. If peopl
e like you, that s fine. If they don t, that s their problem. Outlive the undeserving.
€
98. a friend is never a coincidence in your life. They are meant to enter your l
ife to bring you joy and laughter. That s why I ll treasure the friendship between u
s!
99.there s no such thing as coincidence. People do meet for a special reason. What
ever that may be, I m so glad to have you in my life. Clueless yet something to de
finitely smile for.
100.
-Sweet Kowts-
1. kun malungkot aq at kelngn ko ng 1 taong mgppsaya skn. pwede b ktang puntahan
, at sbihin na. pwede kht sglit lng pyakap nmn?
2. may 1 fairy, sbi nya lhat ng ngmmhl sau isu2mpa nya mging ngongo. dedma lng a
ko. sbi ko, "nye, maniwaya? hinyi aman uoo yon, aloohan!"
3. d ko cnsdyang mplpit sau. ngcng nlng aqng dq n kyang wla ka. dko lam kun bkt.
bsta ang alm q, e2. parte kn ng buhay q. pg wla ka, kulang ako.
4. ang tao pg inluv, nssktan n ayw p paawat. mrmi nmng iba pro umaasa s hndi nmn
knya. lam m kun bkt? kc mrmi ngang iba, pro pg ngmhl ka, 1 lng nmn xa eh, db?
5. evrything has a rison, evrything is plannd. nver rgret it, it will only pull
u down. d nmn kelngn ng technicalities. pg mhl m ang 1 tao, mhal mo xa. PERIOD!
6.lam ko drting ang pnahon na mlilimutan mo nko. Cno b nmn ako db?€ 1 pampagulo
sa msayang buhay mo. Pro tndaan mo di kta mkklimutan dhil kaw ung pampasaya sa m
gulong buhay ko.
7. nramdamn mo nb mgmhal ng todo? Ako, oo. G*go kasi ako eh. Minahal ko khit n c
naktan ako. Bnigay ko ang lhat khit n pnagmukha aqng tanga, gnyan ako kg*go! Bst
a pra syo..
8. lam mo, mhal n mhal kta. Hopless n kung hopless, mhal kta eh! Kw kya mo ba ko
ng mahalin? Hindi no? alam ko un, pro khit anu mngyari, ok lang. Bsta isipin mo,
d2 lng ako pra sayo.
€9. ngmhal nko dti, sbrang hrap. Umiyak, umasa at nsaktan lng ako. Yoko na, pro
bkit kung kelan n222nan ko ng klimutan ang love, bgla kang dmating? Sbi nila, pre
ho lang cla! sbi ko, lul, c ness to noh!
€
10. blita ko mhal mo p xa. 22o ba? Ouch! Sensya kn ha, mhal kc kta. Pro pag ayaw
n nya sayo, d2 lng ako khit pnakip butas lng, ok na. Khit msktan pa ko, wag lan
g ikaw!
€
€11. lam mo, mskit. Kasi minahal kita kaso sinaktan mko. Pero alam mo, khit ano
mangyri. Mhal prin kta, okay lng ba?
€
€12. know what I m holding right now? Well, I m holding your heart. Npulot ko, ksi t
napon niya. Pwede akin nlng? Pramis, di ko itatapon, iingatan ko pa!
€
13. ang hangin, khit san pwede pmunta, pwede mdama at pwede mksama. Samantala ak
o nand2 magisa hbang iniisip ka. Sna hangin nlng ako pra sa mga oras n2, mgksama
tayo.
€
€14. minsan ngttnong tayo bkt my mga taong bgla nlng ddting sa life natin? Yun a
ng natanung ko nun mkilala kta. I know my dahilan, but whatever it is, happy ako
dhil anjan ka!
€
15. you were crying for a girl who s so dumb and I asked you who she is. You hesit
ated but I urged you to, in my surprise when you told me, it was I. I smiled and
said. Anong iniiyak mo jan? eh mhal dn nmn kta noh!
€
€16. sa mundo lhat my ktapusan. Nauubos, lhat pwede pgsawaan at itapon. Pero sna
sa pgmamahal ntin, d ntatapos, d nauubos. Sana walang sawaan, walang tapunan.
€
€17.Sbi nla swerte ko daw ksi ntagpuan kita. nkkaingit daw ako kz nkla2 kta. sbi
pa nla pkla2 daw kta sa kanla. sbi ko yko nga!. kung gs2 nyo mghnap kyo ng ness ny
o.
18.Lgi ko icp kng san ako ngkmli o kng mli ba ko? Nung nlamn mong mhal kta ngbgo
kna, bgla kang umiwas. sna nmn kng di mko kya mhalin, hyaan mo nlng na mhlin kt
a!..
19.
*Pinoy Jokes*
1. Ang gabi ay itim. Sa labas ay madilim. Tumingin ka man, cguradong madilim. Bu
ksan mo man ang yong mga mata, kulay itim. Nangangahulugan, ang madilim ay itim.
Huh?
2. When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to giv
e up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm mareach l
ang ang egg pra mbuhay ka noh!
3. Der are times u're afraid. Times you're confused. Times you feel lonely. time
s you start to cry. times you start to laugh. ABA! Padoktor ka na baka nababaliw
ka na.!
4. Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kelangn mamili kung ung taong mhal mo o mh
al ka! Hello?! Di na uso un ngaun. Ang tanong., Yummy ba siya?
5. An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked
man. "What are you doing?" he shouted, to which his wife said to her lover. "I
told you he was stupid."
6. A husband coming from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his
shoulder. WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis? HUSBAND: No,
He told me to carry my cross.
7. AMA: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha! ANAK: Di po itay. Punta nga ako
sa basketball court ngayon. AMA: Yan, astig! ANAK: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?
8. Kisses blown are kisses wanted. Kisses aren't kiaawa unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, "I'm vaccinated."
9. Miss mo na ba yung mga lines na yes walang pasok! Yung crush mo dadaan, wala
daw si maam? Penge one hul. Pkopya naman. Kakamiss db? Pro ms nkkmiss yung "nay
baon! bilis late nko!"
10. Minsan naglalakad aq, ngiisa. Lumingon ako sa kanan, wala akong nakita. Lumi
ngon ako sa kaliwa, wala rin akong nkita. Kaya ayun. tumawid n ako!
€
11. Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingi
n skin. Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi.
"Iha inarkila namin to."
12. ATORNI: Ilang oras ka nirape iha? MINDA: Mga 5hours po. ATORNI: ha? 5hours k
a nirape? MINDA: Opo, kasama npo yung foreplay, then nagyosi pa kami pra my bond
ing.
13. We are born beautiful.. Some were just born..
14. 3 vampires having dinner. MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls. MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan n
ga. MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.
15. PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen. MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen
. [Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.] PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen
! Haller!
16.€ Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when an American swerves along the car
path. Morato: F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck! Maceda: Ay tita! Nakiki
pag-areglo!
17. Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa aki
n? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniw
an na kita, ang sabi ko, "Stay!" Sabi mo lang.. "Arf! arf!"
18. ANAK: Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal
! TATAY: Anak, ngkkamali ka. ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na naman?
19. ANAK: Tay, san grief ko? TATAY: Kaw bata ka, di ka pa rin natututo. brief hi
ndi grief! ANAK: Ah! Eh san po tay? TATAY: andun sa kwarto, nakahammer!
20. SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon s
aklay nia at naglakad. PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya? SAKRISTAN: A
ndun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!
21. DOC1: I'm feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really
happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako
!
22. Sa garden of Eden. ADAM: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba. LORD
: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso? ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaa
r!
23. BOY: Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo. GIR
L: Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..
24. 2 Mayabang. PARE1: Galing ng aso ko. Tuwing umaga, dala niya dyaryo sakin. P
ARE2: Alam ko. PARE1: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? PARE2: Kwinento kaya sakin ng aso ko!
25. KUBA: Tnukso nila akong kuba! Makapagaral nga ng karate. 5months later. FRIE
ND: Gling mong magkarate ah. Tinatwag kp rin ba nilang kuba? KUBA: Hindi na, nin
ja turtle na!
26. PASAHERO: Bosing, di pa ba tayo aalis? DRIVER: mmya na ho, wala pa pong lama
n. PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa akin? Sabaw?
27. TATAY: Junior! Lahat ng ssbihin ko isigaw mo!. BARIL!! Sigaw!! JR: BARIL!! T
ATAY: BALA!! JR: BALA!! TATAY: ARMALITE!! JR: ARMALITE!! TATAY: LALAKI!! JR: Asa
an??
28. Bus hinold-up. HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito. PROSTI: ako na la
ng po maawa kau sa kanila! MADRE: weh! epal. lahat nga daw eh. pakielamera to!
29. Ma'am: Class, mgpppicture tayo kasi paglaki nyo masasabi niyo. "Oh si Juan e
ng'r na! Si pedro doktor na! Si Linda nurse na!" DODONG: At si ma'am patay na!
30. MRS: Bkit ba basa ka ng basa jan sa marriage contract ntin? MR: [di pnancin
si mrs.] MRS: Oi! ano ba kasi hinahanap mo jan? MR: naman! tinitignan ko lang ku
ng my expiry date!
31. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko.
BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala ng
a nagpalaki skin!
32.€May isang kano na nglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng kano! JUAN:
pedro! sbihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nia! PEDRO: hey joe! your bag is t
omorrow!
33. 3 tanga ngsisiksikan sa mliit na kama. TANGA1: pare hindi tyo kasya. Bawas t
ayo ng 1. Sa lapag nlng m2log. [bumaba ang 1.] TANGA2: ayan pare maluwag na, aky
at ka na dito!
34. Doc talking to moms. Mhilig ka s sweets so u named her CANDY. Mahilig ka sa
pera so u named him PENNY. 3rd mom tumayo, "Let's go D*CK bago tayo mainsulto di
to!"
35. Magasawa, nag-aaway. BABAE: punyet* ka! LALAKE: punyet* ka rin! BABAE: t*ran
tado! LALAKI: t*rantado ka rin! BABAE: sup*t! LALAKI: sorry na!
36. TXTM81: Friend, my taning na ang buhay ko! Last nyt ko na to kya txt tau buo
ng gabu. TXTM82: Heh! Tumigil ka nga, maaga pa gising ko bukas buti ikaw hindi n
a!
37. LOLO: paki abot naman yang posporo. LOLA: anjan naman yung shellane eh! LOLO
: so, ipanlilinis ko yung shellane sa tenga ko?
38. PASYENTE: doc, gbi2 panaginip ko basketbol, di ako maka2log ng maayos. DOC:
masama yan! 2 gmot inumin mo cmula mmyang gbi. PASYENTE: pwede po bukas na? DOC:
bakit? PASYENTE: championship na mamaya!!
39. all desirable things in life are either. illegal, banned, fattening, or take
n na! Leche tlga! Prang wala ng choice kundi mgksala ah!
40. a beautiful story, -a girl asked a boy if he thot she was pretty, he sed no.
. ayun, badtrip un girl. ngtanong pa kc!
41. ang MAYABANG mhal kna ayw pang aminin. ang TORPE mhal kna ayw pang sbihin, a
ng PAKIPOT mhal kna ayaw pang sgutin. pero ang TANGA nktapak n ng tae inamoy pa!
42. a black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, "does this
mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not! negrang to. ambsyosa! paniki
ka!"
43. ANAK: tay, di ako mk2log, dming lamok! TATAY: ptayin ntin un ilaw pra d nla
tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap] ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla
ng flashlyt!
44. bakit hindi tntagalog ang NO ID NO ENTRY sa gate lalo n s paaraalan? kc pg t
nagalog un, ang klalabasan, WALANG ID WALANG PASOK! Yahoo! uwian na! ang saya!
45. a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his shit when suddenly the toilet
bowl broke and bursted. the shit flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame
koko krunch!
46. ano ang twag sa higanteng mais? eh di. . kapre-corn.!
47. ano ang cnbi ng 0 sa 8? "ang skip nmn ng belt mo." ano ang cnbi ng 9 sa 6? "
ang laki nmn ng tyan mo." ano nmn cnbi ng 6 sa 9? "kuba!" ano cnbi ng 0 kay Q? "
oy, mgbrief ka nmn!"
48. a lizard fell on a table. Genius: "Oh reptila scincidae" Kikay: "eew lizard"
Astig: "Shit butiki" Mataray: "Shucks, tiki." Mayaman: "Yuck Lacoste." Mahirap:
"Pare! ulam!"
49. a man was carrying 3 babies in a train. lady sitting next asked. "are they u
r babies?" man: "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaint
s!"
50. APO: lola, aatend ako ng tipar. LOLA: anong tipar? APO: Tipar is party. LOLA
: Puro salitang kalye! Mga PS kaung lhat! APO: anu ung PS lola? LOLA: Paking she
t!
51. a couple at the wishing well. husband leans over, made a wish and throws coi
n. wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: "hala! bi
lis naman!"
52. Anak: papa ngtumbling ako sa skul! Ama: I told u hwag kang mgtatumbling at m
akikita yang panty mo! Anak: Hindi nmn nkita kasi nilagay ko sa bag ko!
53. a naked girl rode on a taxi. GIRL: bkit? ngaun k lang ba nkakita ng hubad? D
RIVER: hindi miss! iniicp ko lng kun san nktago pmasahe mo.
54. ang kamote ba ay fruit o vegetable? esep esep esep. alam mo na? ano sagot??
Fruit siya kc pgkumain ka ng kamote at nautot ka sabi ng utot mo. "fruuuuut"
55.€anong gulay ang mputi?€eh di. PUTItoe. eh ano naman ang ms mputi sa PUTItoe?
eh di.. MashPUTItoe!
56. A man killed a dear and cooked it but doesn't tell kids what it is. He gives
a clue,€"gnyan twag skin ng mama niyo." The girl cries out. "wag nyo kainin dem
onyo yan!"
57. a husband came home 4am and saw his wife in bed with another man. his wife s
houted at him: "where have you been?" Husband: "Who's that man?" Wife: "Ay grabe
ka! don't change the topic!"
58. A devila came running to my room. He wanted to have trouble with good people
. I suggested your name. "oh no!" he said, "we should not disturb our superiors!
"
59. Anak: tay! penge pera, 5 lang po bili lng ako sucherya!€Tatay: tanga! nak, d
i sucherya twag dun! Anak: eh ano po ba?€ Tatay: chiskarr!
60. BABAE: langya kang lalaki ka! ginabi ka nnmn! lasing ka pa! ang kapal ng muk
ha mo! HAYOP ka talaga! LALAKI: tumahimik ka nga dyan inday! katulong ka lang di
to!
61. ANAK: itay, bibili ako ng band peper. ITAY: anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi ba
nd peper ang twag dun.! ANAK: ano po ba? ITAY: "kokongban"
62. Beggar: boss palimos po! Student: iinom ka? mgsusugal o mgddroga? Beggar: wa
la po akong bisyo. Student: ok sana ka skin pra mlamn ng nanay ko ang nangyri sa
taong walang bisyo!
63. a lawyer driving on a hi-way notices a crowd in an intersection. with his ur
ge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted, "im the son of th
e victim." upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through. there he sa
w, bloody and helpless lying infront of the people. a pig bumped by a trailer tr
uck.
64. Bata: nay. ano po ang nasa tyan nio? Nanay: kpatid mo! Bata: mhal nyo po ba
siya? Nanay: oo nmn! Bata: eh bkit mo po knain?
65. Berto: kmusta assignment? Ricardo: masama, wala ako nsagutan. blank paper pi
nasa ko! Berto: naku ako din! pano yan? bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tau!
66. ano ang english term ng santol?€ "where dude?"
67. aanhin mo ang npakalaking bhay. mga mamahaling sasakyan. milyong2 kayamanan,
at msasarap na pgkain kung katulong ka lang?
68. Ama: blita ko bakla ka? Anak: di po ako bakla! mga chismax lng yan gling sa
mga chuvaness na wala mgwa sa chenelyn nla! mga chaka ever! ako? baklush? hallow
!! Ama: gnun ba? akala ko 22o ang churvah! okei!
69. a girl's prayer: dear God, thank you for all the blessings you have bestowed
upon me. this time, I won;t ask anything for myself. please just give my parent
s a hot son-in-law! Amen!
70. ATTY: ano? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrasment dahil lang cnabihan ka
ng mbango ang buhok mo? ano msama dun? BABAE: your honor, unano ang boss ko! UNA
NO!
71. Amo: bkit k umiiyak? Maid: sbi po kc ng doktor ta2nggalan dw ako ng butlig!
Amo: butlig lang, umiiyak ka na! Maid: ok lng kung ryt lig or lep lig lang. bkt
butligs pa?
72. A: mgkno po adobo? M: 20 lng! A: my sbaw? M: libre na sbaw nmin. A: kanin me
ron? M: 5 lang! A: my tutong? M: libre na! A: cge manong, tutong at sabaw nga!
73. Tumabi ako sau at huminga ng malalim. Tnanong mo, bkit? ngumiti ako, ngtanong
ka ulit, bkit nga? sumagot ako, badtrip naman oh! Msama bang huminga?
€
74. two friends talking: PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine knina, ubos 1000 ko! JUA
N: ha? Bkit? PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket. Pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! A
dik yata!
€
75. Wife: hon, cno si trixie? Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yung pinustahan ko sa kare
ra. Wife: ah ganun? Cge sagutin mo telepono! Tumatawag un kabayo.
€
76. two pinoys were driving in L.A highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw
a sign that said, Disneyland left. So they went home and said, sayang, di natin na
abutan!
€
77. mindgame: hindi tao, hind hayop, tatlo mata, dalawa paa. Lumilipad, katawan
ay parang higad. Sirit? Sagot: monster
€
78. Teacher: what s your name? Pupil: early seven strikeland po! Teacher: niloloko
mo ba ko? Pupil: hindi po, yan ang name ko sa inglis! Sa pilipino po, Agapito H
ampaslupa.
€
79. two indians stood a distance from each other. How did they communicate? Reme
mber they have a red dot on their forehead? Via infrared! Hanep!
€
80. 2 pipi nguusap. Pipi1:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi2:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi1:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi2:
€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi1:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi2:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi1:€€€€€€€€€€€ Pipi2:€€€€€€€€
€€€ kakatouch noh?
€
81. Sexy: maawa ka! Meron ako, meron ako! Rapist: ah! Wlang meron2 skin! Ti2kman
kta! Sexy: wag! Ay!! Rapist: yaaak! Meron k nga! Meron kang itlog, bakla!
€
82. Tatay: bagsak k n nmn! Bat di mo gyahin si Pedro? Palaging my honor! Anak: u
nfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro! Tatay: bkit naman? Anak: matalino
kaya tatay nun!
€
83. student nahuli my kodigo. Guro: ano to ha? Student: prayer ko po ma am! Guro:
bat puro sagot naman? Student: wow! Nsagot na po prayers ko!
€
84. Q: may 10 inggitera, ngpkmatay ang 1, ilan ang ntira? A: eh di wala kasi lah
at nainggit, gumaya tuloy!
€
85. Q: my joke ako sayo tungkol sa construction. Ano? A: I m still working on it p
a eh.
€
86. Q: why do farts smell?€ A: to give justice to those who can t hear.
€
87. Q: bakit sumikat si sadako? A: kasi lumabas siya sa TV!
€
88. mike is very late for class one afternoon. His teacher questions him, what ha
ppened? Why are you so late? I was attacked by gunmen. Oh my god, did they hurt you?
o, but they stole my homework.
€
89. Son: Father can you close your eyes and write your name? Father: Of course I
can that s easy! Son: Then, please close your eyes and sign my report card?
€
90. Sa english: eat all you can, don t be shy, feel at home. Sa tagalog: kain lang
ng kain, walang hiya kayo, pakiramdam niyo bahay niyo to.
€
91. Saang lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalake? I like the way you
think. But the real answer is Africa.
€
92. Sa mall. Mom: Anak, wag ka bibitaw sa palda ko para di ka mawala ha? Anak: o
po nay! Two hours later. Mom: Mamang guard, may nkita ba kayong batang may dalan
g palda?
€
93. 3 things that make me happy. 1 thing, 2 things, 3 things. Yehey! Masaya na n
aman ako! Isa pa! Isa pa! 1 thing, 2 things, 3 things. Whooo! Ang saya saya!
€
94. Welcome to the battle of the brainless! Announcer: ano ang pambansang hayop
sa Pilipinas? Nagsisimula ito sa K! Contestant: Kuto? Announcer: sa lupa ito gum
agapang. Contestant: Kutong Lupa!!
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95. Prof: meron bang tanga dito sa klasE? Kung meron tumayo! [May tumayong estud
yante] Prof: tanga ka ba? Student: naawa lang po ako sau sir, kaw lang nktayo eh
. Sasamahan n kita.
€
96. sumakay si mahal sa taxi. Mahal: mama alam niyo to address? Siksikoten patay
titi. Tinignan ng driver ang papel. Ang address pala ay 66010 pasay city.
€
97. 5 ways to annoy your professor. 5. be absent always. 4. don t do your homework
. 3. sleep in class. 2. make the whole class laugh while the prof is talking. 1.
perfect his exam.
€
98. Q: ano twag sa hipon na laging nadidisgrasya? A: Accident Prawn!
€
99. Pulis1: pre, alam mo naba ang usap-usapan? Pulis2: bakit pre anong balita? P
1: may bading daw sa campo ntin? P2: sino daw pre?€ P1: kiss muna!
-Misc Kowts-
1. mnsan mli tau s npili nting mhlin, nsktan sa mling pgmmhal, umiyak sa mling d
hilan. pro mnsan kelangn tlgang mgkmli. pra mkita ntin un tmang tao, pra stin.
2. d hrdest prt of missin sm1 is not d absence of dt person. its d part wen ol u
can think of are d sweet moments u've shared and u ask urself. "mauulit p kya u
n mga un?"
3. pg ngmhl k, dpat ipaalam m! e ano, kng d nya tnggpin. atlist nsbi mo! mbigo k
man, d2 lng ako. mang-aasar sau! kaw kc. bkt m kc cnbe?
4.bgo m sbihin s tao, "mhl kta." ask m muna s srili m kun hnda kn. dhil lhat ng
tao mrunong mgmhl pro d lhat pngmtgalan. oo mhl m nga! pro hnggng kelan?
5.
*Inspirational Quotes*
1. Caring is a wonderful gift that no one can buy. It is made up of love that ro
ots in our hearts to make fruits of memory not just always but for a lifetime.
2. A great life is not about routine but doing something rare. To cherish and no
t to compare. To forgive, not to blame and to be loving without counting. Laugh
at your mistakes but learn from them. Joke over your troubles but gather strengt
h from them Have fun with your difficulties but overcome them.
3. The mind of God is different from the thoughts of man. As we follow Him, we d
iscover that we lose to gain. Surrender to win, die to live. Give to receive, se
rve to reign. Scatter to reap. In weakness, we are made strong. In humility, we
are lifted up & in emptiness, we are made full.
4. In life, you will never know what you've been missing until it arrives. And y
ou will never know what you've got until its missing. Appreciate every little th
ing you have.
5. Before you start the day, just gently lay every troubled thought away. Drop b
urdens and cares in the quiet arms of prayer because God listens.
6. Jesus will knock on the door of your heart today. Looking for a place to stay
, The moment you see Him, let Him in. Offer Him the best room in your heart.
7. Your good heart will tell you where to go. Your sharp mind will tell you how
to get there. And your deep love for God will guide you on your way.
8. Life seems never the way we want it. But we must live it the best we can. The
re's no such thing as a perfect life, on a life sprinkled with perfect moments.
9. Keep working with a good heart. You are worth not for what you have. Not even
for who you are. But for what others have become because of you.
10. God is working in more ways than we ask Him. He;s doing more things for us t
han our faith can imagine. He makes all things beautiful. We are the living proo
f.
11. God understands that we are not strong all the time. Sometimes all we can do
is rest on His arms as He takes us through the journey of life. With Him we are
safe.
12. The Israelites saw Goliath and said: "He is so big, we cannot win." David sa
w Goliath and said: "He is so big, I cannot miss." Think positive. Believe.
13. Life is a paradox. What you want, you don't get. What you get, you don't enj
oy. What you enjoy is not permanent. What is permanent is boring. Paradoxical, b
ut its meant to build the best in you.
14. Live fully, have fun. Be crazy, be weird, go out & screw up! Don't try to be
perfect. Just be an excellent example of being human. Enjoy life.
15. The Lord never fails to give us new blessings every time we wake up. Waking
up alive and well is already a miracle. A blessing we owe to Him.
16. Morning is God's way of saying "one more time." Live life. Make a difference
. Touch one heart. Encourage one mind and inspire one soul.
17. Sunrise makes our morning beautiful. But the word of God strengthen us and m
akes our lives more meaningful. Smile and enjoy life with Jesus.
18. When God is involved, anything can happen. Be open. God has a beautiful way
of bringing good situations out of broken chords.
19. The power of prayer will never leave you. Even in the darkest of times. It i
s the greatest weapon known to humankind. The freedom no one can take away.
20. May the Lord's loving eyes watch over you as you do your work today. May His
arms embrace you, His voice comfort you and His power protect you all day.
21. RISE & SHINE: Today's diet: Zero in anger, more on patience, less on anxiety
, more on hope, slow on bitterness, first in forgiveness. A blessed day!
22. I wish you woke up this morning realizing what a wonderful person you are. A
nd the world is blessed to have you as a part of it. Enjoy life!
23. A close friend in Christ is someone who make you closer to Christ. Encourage
youo to do what is right and has courage to tell your mistakes but help you to
correct them.
24. Appreciate life even if its not a bed of roses. Contentment is not fulfillme
nt of what you wished for but appreciation of what you have in God's love.
25. When the time came, I listened to you. And when you needed help I cam to sav
e you! -2Corinthians 6:2
26. Our purpose on earth is not to get lost in the dark in our journey through l
ife. But to be a beacon of light so that others may find their way.
27. When you are sleeping, God gazes at you with love because you were His idea.
He loves you as if you were the only person on earth.
28. The next time you admire the wonderful things God has made. Remember you're
one of them. Wonderful inside and out! You're blessed! You're special! You're lo
ved!
29. When God wants to make a mushroom, He does it overnight. But when He wants t
o make a giant oak tree, He takes a hundred years. Great souls are grown through
struggles and storms and seasons of suffering. God is never in a hurry but He i
s always on time.
30. Dear soldire, I see that you are tired. I tell you, drop your sword and put
down your shield. Why worry about the fight? After all its not your battle. Its
mine. All you have to do is to be in the battle field. There against the thousan
d who tried to destroy you, there I will stand and rescue you. Winning this war
requires neither only me nor only you. But rather, me and you. Just do your best
and I'll take care of the rest. Your commander, Jesus Christ.
31. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people
who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything h
appens for a reason. Know a good thing when you see it and don't let it slip awa
y. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it
would be easy, they just said it would be worth it.
32. Every sacrifice has a fruitful reward. Every failure has a second chance. We
only have to be strong by God's grace to persevere the tests of life.
33. Prayer isn't an extra option nor is it a last resort when all other methods
have failed. When man works, man works. But when man prays, God works.
34. Life is a continuous challenge, a constant struggle from womb to tomb. We ar
e not made rich by what is in our pockets, but by what is in our hearts.
35. Everyday brings new chances to grow, new beauty to see, new plans to do & go
als to pursue. Everyday is a step towards our dreams in life. Wishing you a fine
happy morning.
36. A happy heart is a good medicine & a positive mind works healing. In your bu
sy sched, don't forget to smile and have a good laugh because it adds color to y
our life.
37. Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart becaus
e you might wake up one day and realize you've lost a diamond while you were bus
y collecting stones.
38. Its not necessary that all your efforts and sacrifices are recognized. As lo
ng as you know and God knows you did your best. Nothing more to say. Nothing mor
e to prove.
39. when you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss the fun of getting there. Li
fe is not a race so take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.
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40. a candle allows itself to be burned so that others may have light. May you a
lways be on fire in bringing out the best in people.
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41. life has many choices, if you can t have all, have some at least. If you can t b
e good, don t be bad. If you can t be totally happy, don t be completely sad. Enjoy li
fe as it never leads back.
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42. mornings are beautiful signs of hope. It was created by God to let us know t
hat life doesn t end after the sunset/ every dawn is a new life, so wonderful!
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43. never pray for an easier life, instead pray to be a stronger person. Never p
ray for tasks equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks.
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44. life isn t like a train, that when you miss it, you can say, I ll catch the next
one. Never waste the opportunity to live it and have fun because this joyride pas
ses just once.
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45. begin the day with a trusting heart. Give all your concerns to God. Smile a
moment and thank God for this new day. He cares for you all the way.
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46. when you re down to nothing, God is up to something. Faith sees the invisible,
believes the incredible, and receives the impossible. Keep up the faith.
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47. sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know.
Sometimes our vision is clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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48. its tough to make a stand in this world where everyone expects you to be coo
l and in. but being a christian will not make you uncool, rather it s a chance to
make yourself standout!
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49. falling down doesn t make a person a failure. But staying down does. So always
remember that no one is perfect and when you fail so hard, just bounce back hig
her.
50. no one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happi
ness, just remember happiness is a state of mind and it depends on one s attitude
towards life, not on what one has.
-Sad Kowts-
1. Its hard to realize, to accept. When the one you love has to go. It hurts but
you say, "kaya ko to!" Tears fall coz wat you really mean is, "sh*t, pano nko?"
2. Ang buhay raw parang biro. Kun ano pa un mahalaga, un p mwawala sau. eh ang p
gdting mo sa buhay q? biro rin ba? wag nmn sna. kc pag kw nawala, hndi n nkktwa.
.
3. Katangahan bng lumapit khit umiiwas na xa? mgppncin kht bnbalewala niya lng?
mghntay kht sa wala? ikaw b ang tanga dhil umaasa pa? o xa? na di makaunawang so
brng mhl mo xa?
4. ang love prang sugal. mnsan talo, mnsan pnalo, mnsan tiba-tiba, mnsan bawi ln
g. pro lam mo kng ano mskit? ang mkta mong pnlo kana sna. kso nde ka 2maya..
5. msama bng mplingon syo at ti2gan ka? msama bng mging msaya pg nkakausap kta?
kslanan bng msktan kpg tnu2kso ka sa iba? at pkisbi nmn skn. kslanan bng mhlin k
ta?
6. sbi ko dti, kht ano mngyri ipagla2bn ko siya. kht ano mngyri dko ha2yaan mwla
siya.. pro nkkpgod dn pla na ipaglban un taong wlang gnwa, kundi pkwalan ka..
7. mskit kpag nki2ta m ung mhl mo nssktan dhil sa mhl niya. wla kng mgwa kc wala
ka nmng kraptan. maiicp mo nlng bgla, "bkt ang taong pnpangarap ko, bnbasura ln
g ng ibang tao?"
8. mnsnan sa pgaakala qng mhal aq ng 1 tao.. ndedevelop nrin aq, pgla2bn kc akla
22o. mskit ng mlamn qng my halong pnloloko. na2nhimik aq, drting xa, sa2ktan ln
g pla aq..
9. mling icpn xa pro gnawa ko. mling mgalala s knya pro gnwa ko. mling mhlin xa
pro gnawa ko. pro ang klimutan xa. "un sna ang tama pro bkt d ko mgawa?"
10. bkt b pg ngmmhl ka ngmu2ka kng tanga? dhil ba ngiging mli ka kht tama ka? dh
il b ngiging mhina k kht mlakas ka? dhil b ngbbgay k kht wlang kpalit? o dhil ms
aya ka kht mskit?
11. mskit mging kaibigan ng taong mhl mo, di mo alam kun san k lu2gar. d k dpat
umasa pa. o di kya mainis sknya. bkt? anu krapatn mo? kaibign k lng db?
12. sna ako ang namimis mo, sna ako ang plging hinhnap mo, sna ako ang mhal mo a
t sna.... wg kang mgagalit sa mga pnagsssbi ko dhil.... hanggang "sana" lng nmn
ako.
13. hirap dba? pag ung mhal mo dka pnapancin..ang lungkot iciping d mo cia mlpit
an,mhawakan o mkausap man lng.pro dba mas mskit iciping cia ang buhay mo pro bas
ura ka lng sa buhay nya.
14. sabi mo di ka nanghihinayang na nawala siya sa'yo. o nagsisisi na iniwan ka
niya, sa totoo lang, hindi ako naniniwala, dahil nakatulog ka'ng lumuluha sa tab
i ko, habang pabulong kong sinasabi, "ako kaya iiyakan mo?"
15. paulit ulit lng buhy pag ibg e. mkikilala ko, mahuhulog ako. mgmmhal ako, mm
halin ako. iiwn ako iiyk ako. kung mhl mo nko puede hanggang dun nlng?. wag mo n
ko paiyakin.
16. sabi nila pag mahal mo isang tao, matututo kang pakawalan cia. kung sau, sau
. kung hindi, hindi. eh pano mo iisiping pakawalan cia? kung cia ang dahilan kun
g bakit ka nagmamahal.
17. miss kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga! iniisip kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga!
mahal kita. alam mo ba? hindi? tanga! may mahal ka kasing iba. ay! ako pala ang
tanga. kaya pala..
18. kbgan kita, dpat iingatn mo ko. kbgan kta, klanga nlgi kang andyan. kbgan kt
a, dpat mhal mo ako. kbgan kta...kya 2lungan mo akong icping kbgan lng tlaga kit
a!!!
19. kgabi ng-usap kmi ni Lord. sbi ko s kña "bkit po ang skit-skit...ngmhal nman
ako db? nyakap ña ako sabi ña 'anak, sobra kasi..."
20. cguro nga di sa lhat ng oras e aasa tyo s mga pngarap ntin. masa2ktn lng tyo
. kc di lhat ng pngrap ntin pra stin, natu2pad. parang ako, pngarap lng kita...h
anggang pngarap lang.
21. pg mhl mo, msya ka pg lgi cyng ksama. pro pg bglaan kng inwan agos ang luha
mo mssbi mo nlng sa srili mo. ''kht mhal ko cya. tangina nya!"
22. nang iniwan kita, kala ko sasaya ka...kala ko sa piling nya liligaya ka...ka
la mo ba ginawa ko 'to dahil gusto ko? di mo lang alam ginawa ko 'to dahil mahal
kita higit pa sa buhay ko.
23. mahal mo siya kaya siya lang nakikita mo, di ko naman pwedeng pagpilitan sar
ili ko sa di ako mahal di ba? pero bakit ganon kahit mukha na kong tanga habang
minamahal mo sya, bakit mahal pa rin kita?
24. Heto ako, malapit na sa taas. Tapos na sa pag-iyak, tapos na sa lahat. Bakit
ngayon, ngayong nasa may dulo na ako, saka ka pa dumating? Mahuhulog na naman b
a ako na walang sasalo sa akin?
25. isipin mo na lang, parehas tayong umiyak, parehas tayong nasaktan, at pareha
s tayong nahirapan. pero bakit ganon? sa huli, sino lang yung natira? ako lang d
i ba?
26. sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo. sabi naman ng iba k
ung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos. pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isa
ng tao kung...pasayahin mo siya sa piling ng taong mahal niya?
27. nang iwan moko, la ako nagawa kht masakit, tnanggap ko kc mhalkta... pro ng
nkita kta umiiyk, isa lng nasabi ko... "ni minsan d kta ginanyan bkt m kc ako in
iwan"
28. masakit na makita mong iba ang kasama ng taong minamahal mo pero mas masakit
magkunwaring masaya ka para sa kanila habang iniicp mo na "sana ako na lang sya
"
29. aalis ako kasi may iba ka ng gusto aalis ako kasi kayo na aalis ako kasi nar
inig kong mahal mo na rin sya.. aalis na lang ako ha! kasi sa tingin ko masaya k
a na! pero babalik ako.. kapag iniwan ka na nya!
30. umupo ako.. tumabi ka.. sabi mo mahal mo sya.. smile lang ako di mo alam nal
uha ako.. tumayo ka para sundan sya.. bumulong ako "pucha buti pa sya"
31. Sasabihin ko na sana kaya lang nandyan sya, sisimulan ko na sana kaya lang i
nuna mo sya, ngayon nandito ka na masasabi ko na, I LOVE... bigla mong sinabi BES
TFRIEND ALAM MO, KAMI NA.. tangina! Paano na ko nyan?!
32. Sabi nila "iwanan mo na". sabi ko "ayoko". sabi nila "okay pa?" sabi ko "ayo
s lang". then tinanong nila ko isang araw "kaya mo pa ba?" napaluha ako habang s
inasabi, "mahal ko eh, kaya kakayanin ko".
33. minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo. minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo
, ngayon minahal mo ako, pinakawalan ko, bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal, ngayong
may mahal na akong iba?
34. sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo. sabi naman ng iba k
ung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos. pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isa
ng tao kung...pasayahin mo siya sa piling ng taong mahal niya?
35. masakit sa kalooban ang lokohin ka, ang paasahin ka, ang pagtaksilan ka, per
o mas masakit sa kalooban ang...gamitin ka lang niya.
36. Kung mahal mo raw, ipaglaban mo. totoo ba yon? paano kung hindi ka niya maha
l? anong ipaglalaban mo? isang pag-ibig na ikaw lang ang nakakadama? mahirap yat
a yon ah!!! kaya mo ba? pero pag mahal mo talaga, kakayanin mo di ba?
37. Sana pag nakita mo na yung taong mahal mo, huwag kang magpakatanga, wag kang
magpakamartir, wag kang magpakagago...ayokong makitang nahihirapan ka...tignan
mo nangyari sa akin nung minahal kita....
38. Sabi nila, kapag mahal mo, lahat ibibigay mo...lahat gagawin mo...pero paano
na lang kung hilingin niya na maghiwalay kayo...ibibigay mo ba kahit mahal mo p
a siya?
39. Sabi mo mahal mo ko...sabi mo di mo ko iiwan..sabi mo hihintayin mo ko. Sagl
it lang akong nawala iba na kasama mo. andaya talaga...dahil ba sa mahal mo lang
ako pag wala siya?
40. Sana akin ka para di ka iiyak. sana akin ka para di ka na masasaktan. sana a
kin ka para di ka na aasa pa. ngunit ang talagang nais ko'y Sana ako siya na min
ahal mo ng sobra sobra.
41. Minsan ang layo ng tingin mo. Sino ba'ng hinahanap mo? yun tao bang magmamah
al sayo? yan ang hirap sayo eh! ang layo lagi ng tingin mo, ang tagal ko na dito
...di ba pwedeng sa kin ka naman tumingin?
42. Iniwan kita di dahil ayoko na sayo. tinalikuran kita di dahil galit ako sayo
, lumayo ako di dahil ayaw na kitang makita, umalis lang ako kasi ayaw ko nang u
miyak habang nakikita kang masaya...sa piling niya
43. Muntik ko nang ipagtapat sayo ang nararamdaman ko nung magkasama tayo...munt
ik ko na sabihin na mahal kita...pero nung sasabihin ko na...napatigil ako dahil
bigla mong sinabi...."lam mo mahal ko pa siya".
44. Mahirap umasa sa wala. Mahirap magmahal sa taong may ibang mahal. Mahirap ip
agtanggol ang taong walang paki sa nararamdaman mo...at higit sa lahat, mahirap
masaktan ng wala kang karapatan.
45. Sabi mo mahal mo ko, naniwala ako. Sabi mo hanggang katapusan tayo, umasa na
man ako. Sabi mo di mo ako sasaktan, at nagtiwala ako sayo. pero bakit ganito, i
niwan mo ako at niloko. pero okay lang, may magagawa pa ba ako? siguro lang tala
gang di ako para sayo.
46. Bakit ganito ang nararamdaman ko, sabi ko okay lang, kahit wala ka, kaya ko.
sabi ko tigilan mo na ko dahil kaya kong wala ka. sabi ko walang kwenta sa kin
ang nangyari sa tin...pero bakit ang sakit sakit ng nararamdaman ng puso kong na
ngungulila dahil sayo...bakit mahal pa rin kita?
47. bakit ganon? hindi pala lahat ng akala mo totoo noh? dahil akala ko di kita
kailangan. akala ko di kita mamahalin pero mali pala ako. at nung inaakala kong
minamahal mo ko, ni minsan di pala ngk22o.
48. hindi mo ako sinalo nung nahulog ako. hindi mo ako pinansin nung bumagsak ak
o. dapang dapa na ako alam mo ba yun? pero nung napansin kong paalis ka, sinubuk
an kong tumayo para habulin ka pero nagmamadali ka para sa kanya.
49. blita ko mhal mo p cya? 22o b? ouch! cencia k n h...mhal kc kita, pero pag a
yw nya sau, d2 lng ako, khit panakip butas lng ok na, khit msktan p ako, wag lng
ikw!
50. pag mhal mo ggwin mo lhat...khit mskit...khit d mo n kya...pero bkit ba ngig
ing mskit? ksi p2loy k p rin umaasa na mmhalin k rin nya, khit alm mong malabo.
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51. nung nging close kmi sbi ko, wla maiinluv huh! ngumiti xa at nangako pero, dma
ting un time ako nhulog sknya. Mgttpat n sna ko, kso sbi nia, shit! Inlove ako pe
ro promise di sau!
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52. hrap pla mgmhal sa 1 tao. Lalo kung sa text ngumpisa. D mo lam kung 22o sau
o hindi. Minsan seryoso, mnsan ndi. Ang mskit o nun, nanini2wla ka! Un pla, trip
lang nia.
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53. mdlas ngkukunwari tau pg nsasaktan. Ssbihin ntin, wala un noh! pro pag ngiisa
na, di maiwasan iiyak din tau. At ang mssbi nlng nten, mhal kita! Khit sobrang sk
et n!
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54. mbilis daw mgpalit ng mnmahal. Sbi nila prang 1 sgundo lng limot mo na, eh p
ano kng kelan nwala n un mhal mo ska m nrealize n mhlaga pla cya, maibbalik mo p
b cya sa loob ng 1 sgundo lang?
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55. sometyms its so easy to say, bhala na! just to have the one you love by your s
ide, but later on you will realize its not easy to say when you have to let go a
nd say, bhala na, mlungkot ako, bsta msaya xa!
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56. mhal mo ba cia? Bat dmo p sbihin? Nhhiya ka? Tpos mssktan ka kc d ikaw kpili
ng nia? Kaw kc eh! Hiya ka pa! Malay mo nun ka pa nia mhal. Nhiya lng din xa!
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57. sbi nla msarap ang my ksama llo n pgmhal mo at mhall krin nia, oo tama cla! pe
ro d mo akalain na kun gano ksarap ang mksama xa, gnun dn ksakit pg nwala na!
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58. my pulubi ako nkita, rich daw xa dti, nageenglish pa, tnanong ko xa, what in
the world happened to you? sbi nia, I let everything fall out of place just to fal
l in love.
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59. hirap pag crush mo friend mo. Dmo mlaman kun pno ittago. Dedma pag nangungul
it, wala lng pg lumalapit, pero mnsan pg nglalambng gus2 mo ng sbhing, tgil! Pwed
e ba? Naiinluv na ko eh
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60. ang ngmamhal sayo, mnsan nkklimutan, mnsan bnbalewala, mnsan pnagmamataasan,
dhil mhal ka nga nmn. Pero kung iicpin, mnsan lng xa dmaan, kelangn pbang sktan
?
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61. gano khirap 2ruan ang pusong mgmhal ng 1 taong di mo mhal? Gnun din kaya khi
rap kung pipiliting wag mhalin ang taong mhal n mhal mo.?
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62. ang hirap mainlove noh? Nkklito, hrap unawain. Bkit kaya ganun? Kung ano pa
ung pnakamgandang ngyari sa buhay mo, sa bandang huli, xa ang mgigng pinakamasak
it na alaala mo.
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63. sbi ko suko na ko, sbi ko d n kta mhal. Sbi ko mlilimutan dn kta, sbi ko d n
kta kailangn. Sbi ko msaya nko, sbi ko yun. Pero di ko kaya eh, mhal tlga kita.
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64. why kasi I told you I never love you. I m so tanga pla, and why give up p kita
, asar tlga. Ako 2loy ang nhihirapan. Sana pnaglaban nlng kta.
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65. mnsan ngmahal ka na ikaw pa ga2guhin, lolokohin at papaasahin. Nkakainis bki
t kc sa dnami-dami ng ma2halin, isang 2lad mo na ang hirap limutin.
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66. kaibigan? Oo kaibigan mo lng ako. Takbuhan pag my problema ka sa knya. Iyaka
n pag cnsaktan ka nia tpos iiwan, ba2lik pag iiyak ulit. Eh ako? Knino ako iiyak
tuwing cnasaktan mo?
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67. nramdaman mo nb ung akala mo msaya ka dhil ksama mo mhal mo? Pro dhil sobra
mo syang minahal, di k n nya gnagalang at pinaha2lagahan at ngawa ka pang saktan
!
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68. bkit pag love ntin sobra2 ang isang tao, handa ntin iwanan ang lhat2. pero b
kt gnun? Khit lhat ginawa mo na, bkit wla k prin mgawa pra mklimutan n nia un ta
ong mhal niang d nman xa bnbigyang halaga?
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69. lam mo, mtagal n tayong magkaibign. Cguro dpat msaya nko kasi kaibigan kta.
Lagi kang nanjan sa tabi ko pero may tanong ako, hanggang magkaibign nlng ba tay
o?
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70. nung nwala ka sa buhay ko, kala ko okay lang. Kala ko isang tulugan lng mwaw
ala kn sa isip ko, pro mali ata ako. Kse nung nawala ka, pati srili ko nklimutan
ko na.
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71. alam mo klimutan mo na siya, di k nmn niya mhal eh. Cnasaktan k lng niya. Ha
y naku, ang daling magbgay ng advice noh? Sna mgawa ko ring mkalimutan ang isang
tulad mo.
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72. nanaginip ako kgabi, ksama daw kta. Saya ko kasi sabay tayo kumain tpos ngku
wentuhan pa tayo. Maya2 dumaan xa, sinundan mo at iniwan ako. Hanggng sa pnagini
p ko ba nmn cia parin ang mhal mo?
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73. gs2 kong sbihin sknya na nsa2ktan nko. Mnsan gs2 ko ring sbihin n nhi2rapan
nko. Kso nta2kot ako kc bka sbihin niya, bkit mko ccchin? Kslanan ko ba n d kta k
yang mhalin?
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74. bkit mo b prating tntnong kung alam kong mhal mo ako. Bkit hndi mo b npapanc
n? Eh ikaw bkit hndi mo subukang alamin kung mhal rin nga b kita o hindi mo tlga
mramdaman? Dhil ikaw ang mnhid sting dalawa.
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75. binigay ko sau lhat, oras ko, puso ko, pti n buhay ko. Akala ko dhil dun d k
a na mawawala skin. Pero bkit isang araw nanlamig ka bgla? Dhil ba kulang ung bn
igay ko o di nko ung mhal mo?
76. titiisin n sna kta, iiwasan at kklimutan. Khit mskit, khit mhrap, kkyanin, p
ipilitin. Pro balewala rin pla. Dko pla kaya kc kaw prin ang nsa puso t isipan ko.
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77. pag ba nwala ako hhnapin mko? Mlulungkot kb? Mamimiss mo bko? Kung oo sagot
mo, sna nga mwala nlng ako pra nman khit mnsan mrmdaman kong importante ako sau!
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78. nalimutan ko ng umiyak, sobra kc pgmmhal mo. Sna lgi nlng gnito, di k aalis
sa tbi ko. Un nga lang, dpat akong mkuntento at manatiling kaibigan mo!
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79. kgabi, tnanong ko c Lord, bat my taong manhid? sbi nia, la raw xang gnawang gn
un. Tumalikod aq at npatungo, bgla niang cnbi, manhid nga b xa o d mo mtanggap n
kaibigan k lng nia?
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80. lam mo khit d ka akin, yoko p rin mwala ka, kc love kita. Kya nga minsan nta
takot ako pag may ksma kang iba. Feeling ko kasi prang npaka-impocbleng d ka nla
mhalin.
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81. wag mong syangin ang tym na ipgtapat sa 1 tao n mhal mo xa. Lalo n kung alam
mong mhal ka rin niya dhil bka dmating ang araw na sure ka na pero xa may iba n
a!
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82. sbi nila mhal mo tlga ang isang tao pg khit ano mngyari dmo cia iiwan. Mali
pala yun, mhal mo pla tlga xa pag, ka2yanin mong iwan xa sa ors n iba na ang mka
2pgpligaya sknya.
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83. kdalasan nkktkot mgmhal, kc nkktkot umasa. Pro, dba ms nkktkot pg nlman mo,
na wala kang pag-asa sa taong mhal mo? Pro pnpkita nia syonng mhalaga ka.
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84. hbang mhal mo ang isang tao, kumilos ka. Wag mong hyaang dmating ang 1 araw
n mgcc ka dhil wala ng pag-asa at sbihin niya syong, sayang, hinintay p nman kta!
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85. mskit I-give up ang feelings mo sa isang tao, pro minsan kelangn gwin dhil s
a skit. Pero ang 2nay n mskit eh ung aminin mo sa srili mo n ang giniv-up mo ay
ung taong lam mong mka2pgpligaya sayo.
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86. mnsan pg my nkilala tyo, mhirap iwan ng bsta2. lalo kung mhal n ntin. Pro bk
it gnun? Kelangan p ba cla mkilala kung di nmn kayo pra sa isa t isa?
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87. sbi ni God, psayahin daw kta. Kc nkita ka daw nia mlungkot at nagiisa. Sbi k
o, yoko! tnong nia, bkit? sbi ko, di po ako mkkpgpasaya sknya, ung mhal nia!
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88. d only person who could hurt you is someone you love and€ care for. Kaya pag
nsaktan ka dhil sa kanya, isa lang ibig sbihin nun, mhal mo siya, tama db?
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89. loving someone is a decision in life na once you ve decided to love there s no t
urning back, kaso minsan love is not enough to stay with the one you truly love
kc mhal mo xa pero di xa mrunong mgphalaga.
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90. 1 day kumanta ako, sbi mo, kelan kp n22 kmanta? sbi ko, ng mainluv ako. Sinabaya
n mo ko, sbi ko, inlove ka rin? sbi mo, oo sknya! umiyak ako, sbi mo kelan kp n22 um
iyak? Sbi ko, nang n22 ka kmanta!
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91. mnsan gs2 mong mkpaglaro sa pag-ibig dhil s tingin mo pnaglalaruan ka lng nl
a, pero icipin mo rin 2, you might be playing with the right person and crying fo
r the wrong one
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92. pano mo b paglalaban ang isang taong di ka kailangan. Gusto mo man siyang la
pitan, pilit ka niyang pinagtatabuyan. Pano mo sasabihin sa taong ito n mhal mo
sya, kung sarado ang puso nia pra pkinggan ka!
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93. pag nsktan ka ng mhal mo, wag k su2ko agad, wag ka bbtaw. Icipin mo, pano ku
ng ikaw nmn ang mgkamali, payag ka bang isuko at bitawan ka ng ganun lang kadali
?
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94. nfeel mo na ba ung kla mo wala lang? Friends lang kayo, tropa lang. Tapos 1
araw, kausap mo xa at habang nakatitig ka, naicp mo na lang, lagot, in love na ak
o sknya!
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95. akala mo mdli lang magmove on. Mdali lang mkalimot. Mdali lang mgpretend. Mh
rap pla lalo n kung ang taong gusto mong klimutan ay ung taong mnahal mo ng lubu
san?
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96. mhirap mgalit ng walang dhilan. Mhirap umintindi ng di mo maintindihan. Mhir
ap msktan ng wala kang karapatan. Pero di ba mas mhirap mgmhal sa taong ang turi
ng syo, dmo alam?
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97. mskit pag d mo nakikita ang taong mhal mo, dmo mhwakan, dmo malambingan, dmo
maalagaan. Pero ms mskit pag alam mong€ wala kang krapatan at hanggang pangarap
nlang.
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98. mdali paglaruan ang pag-ibig. Mdali manakit ng damdamin ng iba! Mdali magpai
yak ng taong ngmmhal sau! Pero mhirap mkakita ng 22ong taong mgmamahal sau!
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99. mnsan tnutulak mo ang isang tao playo sayo. Kc alam mong bblik din xa, pero
mag-ingat€ ka sa pagtulak mo kc bka pg nrealize mong mhalaga sya syo, dmo n xa m
hila pblik syo.

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