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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. ~Albert Einstein
Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the
nose. ~Albert Einstein
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. ~Author Unknown
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher
that I hadn't meant my answers literally. ~Calvin Trillin
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
MATH TRIVIA
Lord God, we thank you for the number of ways…for the gifts being ADDED
and for the sins you have SUBTRACTED.Thank you for the blessings you have
MULTIPLIED and the families you never DIVIDE. For the intersecting roads we
see, may we find the right way to be. May we face them all in glee, In your
GLORY let it be…The life you gave us is like a circle, which we travel with all
our might. This proves that you are the center of our lives and the ENDPOINT
of the MILE. May each of our problems have a solution that we’ll thry to solve
each day…Please send us the formula so we may find the SOLUTION for
them…I pray too to the HOLY SPIRIT 1+1+1 is ONE. Be the CENTER,
INTERIOR and EXTERIOR of this circular life we soar. You are the BASE of all
GOODNESS…the ROOT of all RIGHTEOUSNESS…your POWER is to the tenth.
Guide this life to us you lent…You are really NUMBER ONE! Amen.
MATH SONG
BASIC GRAPHS
WORDS BY: JOHN A. CARTER
TUNE: "CAISSONS GO ROLLING ALONG"
Come join us as we graph.
Use your arms and maybe laugh
As we review the twelve curves you know.
Quadratics, and the line,
Y's a constant, and the sine,
Y is e to the x - watch it grow,
Here's the cube and the tangent too.
Let's not forget all of the roots - square and cube and so on.
Natural log and one over x,
One on x squared is important too.