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TeamLemons,

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ZachLemons(10)

HowBadlyDidYouSuck?
Ilegitimatelyhavenoideahowthis
happened.Sethputup101pointsonZach,
andyetsomehowZach'steampulledawin
outoftheirbutt.122points.Again,thatwas
122points.Healsohasoneofthe
strongeststartinglineupsintheleague.
They'llbegreatuntilDeMarcoMurray
inevitablyendsupbreakingbothofhislegs,
becausethat'showFantasyFootballworks.

SandyGray'sHair

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JoshBraun(10)

Mondaynightwasgreatformyteam.I
watchedJuliogoHAMontheEagles,then
wenttobedbeforethe49ersgamestarted.
IwokeuptofindthatCarlosHydehaddry
humpedtheVikingsdefensemercilessly.
I'malsowaitingforLe'VeonBelltogetback
fromsuspension,andwhenhedoesmy
teamwillbeabsolutelyunstoppable.Good
luckeverybodyelse!

BillCosby'sSleepers

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Andrewwasgiftedwhatbasicallyamounted

AndrewHarris(10)

toabyeweekbybeingmatchedupagainst

ourineptcommissioner,DanielGibbons.To
befair,Andrewputupagoodtotalwith109
points.He'sgotaprettygoodteam,butwill
bemissingDez"He'stalented,buthe'sa

GLORYBOY"*Bryantforatleastthenext4
to6weeks.

*
actualnickname,totallynotoneIjust
madeup

Luckherrightinthe

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TheHarrisbrothersputupnearlyidentical

Percy

scores.IsthissomekindofsiblingESP?

DanielHarris(10)

Aretheyactuallytwins?Willtheycontinue
toputupover100pointsperweek?Also,
Daniel,what'supwithyourteamname?
YouhaveneitherAndrewLucknorPercy
Harvin.Whyevenusethenameifyoudon't
haveEITHERofthoseplayers.Ialmost
loweredyouinthepowerrankingsbecause
ofthisnegligentoversight.

LucknessMonster

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SethCampbell(01)

SethwasmatchedupagainstLemons.and
hejustcouldn'tperform,whileLemons
teamwasclearlydopingonhorsesteroids.
Ialsodonotcondonehisteamnameas
AndrewLuckisnotonhisroster.However,
heplaysKaiser(REIGNINGSACKO
CHAMP)thisweek,whichmeanshe'll
probablywin.

That'sNot

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Kevinwasmatchedupagainstme,andhe

Lemonade

musthavethoughthehadthewininthe

KevinMansur(01)

bagcomingintoMondaynight.There'sno
wayJulioJones,CarlosHyde,MattRyan,

andMattBryantcombinefor90points,
right?WRONG.HAHAHA.GoodeffortKev.
Myteamisjustreallygood.

YouBelichickThose

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Kaiserputupaprettylimpeffortagainst

Footballs

Daniel.ForHannah'ssakecometheir

KaiserDeKam(01)

weddingnight,let'shopehecanhavesome
morefortitudeandendurancenextweek.

BeatsByRay

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DanielGibbons(01)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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