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TeamLemons,
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ZachLemons(10)
HowBadlyDidYouSuck?
Ilegitimatelyhavenoideahowthis
happened.Sethputup101pointsonZach,
andyetsomehowZach'steampulledawin
outoftheirbutt.122points.Again,thatwas
122points.Healsohasoneofthe
strongeststartinglineupsintheleague.
They'llbegreatuntilDeMarcoMurray
inevitablyendsupbreakingbothofhislegs,
becausethat'showFantasyFootballworks.
SandyGray'sHair
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JoshBraun(10)
Mondaynightwasgreatformyteam.I
watchedJuliogoHAMontheEagles,then
wenttobedbeforethe49ersgamestarted.
IwokeuptofindthatCarlosHydehaddry
humpedtheVikingsdefensemercilessly.
I'malsowaitingforLe'VeonBelltogetback
fromsuspension,andwhenhedoesmy
teamwillbeabsolutelyunstoppable.Good
luckeverybodyelse!
BillCosby'sSleepers
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Andrewwasgiftedwhatbasicallyamounted
AndrewHarris(10)
toabyeweekbybeingmatchedupagainst
ourineptcommissioner,DanielGibbons.To
befair,Andrewputupagoodtotalwith109
points.He'sgotaprettygoodteam,butwill
bemissingDez"He'stalented,buthe'sa
GLORYBOY"*Bryantforatleastthenext4
to6weeks.
*
actualnickname,totallynotoneIjust
madeup
Luckherrightinthe
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TheHarrisbrothersputupnearlyidentical
Percy
scores.IsthissomekindofsiblingESP?
DanielHarris(10)
Aretheyactuallytwins?Willtheycontinue
toputupover100pointsperweek?Also,
Daniel,what'supwithyourteamname?
YouhaveneitherAndrewLucknorPercy
Harvin.Whyevenusethenameifyoudon't
haveEITHERofthoseplayers.Ialmost
loweredyouinthepowerrankingsbecause
ofthisnegligentoversight.
LucknessMonster
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SethCampbell(01)
SethwasmatchedupagainstLemons.and
hejustcouldn'tperform,whileLemons
teamwasclearlydopingonhorsesteroids.
Ialsodonotcondonehisteamnameas
AndrewLuckisnotonhisroster.However,
heplaysKaiser(REIGNINGSACKO
CHAMP)thisweek,whichmeanshe'll
probablywin.
That'sNot
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Kevinwasmatchedupagainstme,andhe
Lemonade
musthavethoughthehadthewininthe
KevinMansur(01)
bagcomingintoMondaynight.There'sno
wayJulioJones,CarlosHyde,MattRyan,
andMattBryantcombinefor90points,
right?WRONG.HAHAHA.GoodeffortKev.
Myteamisjustreallygood.
YouBelichickThose
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Kaiserputupaprettylimpeffortagainst
Footballs
Daniel.ForHannah'ssakecometheir
KaiserDeKam(01)
weddingnight,let'shopehecanhavesome
morefortitudeandendurancenextweek.
BeatsByRay
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DanielGibbons(01)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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