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TrueFriendDiplomaNotice
EmpoweringClerksNetwork
CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy
DepartmentofFriendship
L98S2GWEF(2015F4D)
09/27/2015
Dear_____________,
OurrecordsindicatethatonSeptember19th,2015atapproximately421pm____________
honoredyourbeautifulfriendshipbyissuingyouanofficialECNTrueFriendDiploma.Itis
withgreatpleasurethatwewelcomeyoutothehonorableTrueFriendClub(TFC,
RegisteredFictionalEntity#347w.)Remember!beingamemberoftheTFCisan
allinclusiveexperience.Ourresearchshowsclearlythatapproximately100%ofhuman
populationiscapableofjoiningtheclub,andourmembersworkhardtowelcomemore
memberstothisLoving&LiableEntity(LLE.)AsaregisteredTrueFriend,itisuponyouto
showthevariousbenefitsoffriendshiptoyourfellowhumanbeings.ByshowingyourTrue
Friendshowmuchyouappreciateyourfriendship,forexample,youmightcreatearipple
effectoffriendshipthatwillendina17%growthoftheTFCmembership.Wehopethatyou
willenjoybeingamemberoftheclub,andthoughitmaycomewithdifficultiesattimes,itis
withgreatconfidencethatwe'dliketoreassureyouthattruefriendshipandselfacceptance
walkhandinhand.
Withblessings,
ECNFriendshipDepartment
CC:(Yourfriend)