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OKP30088

EmpoweringClerksNetwork
CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy
FamilyDepartment

RE:OKParentAwardEligibility

Dear____________,

ECN records indicate that by improving parenting skills


crime
rates can drop by 312% and happiness levels may rise to 143
points
. While approximately81%ofparentsexperiencelowselfesteem
for not being perfect parents, less than 0.0031% of parents qualify as
perfect parents. A special committee nominated by the Empowering
Clerks Network Health Department recently declared the dire need to
acknowledge
OK parenting as essential to world peace
, and to
answer that need the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy (CSB)
releasedtheOKParentAward.
The award is meant to celebrate the tremendous effort needed in
order to be an OK parent. It may be given to any parent who is not
actively engaged in damaging his or her children (following LOPQ51
guidelines), and must be signed by an authorized childoracquaintance
of the recipient. If you would like to issue an OK Parent Award to
someone, you may use that copy, visit us during office hoursorordera
blankawardatwww.supportivebureaucracy.org
Remember!According
to716A,Parentingisalifelongjourney.

Withease,
ECNFamilyDepartment

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ForgiversLicense (Class A&B) JoyPermits RefurbishedReport Cards DIYCertificates
of Recognition Adults Special Achievement Stickers Pain Deeds Certified Apology
DeclarationsTrueFriendDiplomaLLECertifications
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