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Since being back in ye' old America I am really sick and

tired of hearing all the media coverage and crap about
affairs, adultery, horny Tiger etc. etc. It's time America
leave the puritan religious middle ages and join the rest of
the free world where having flings is a private matter.
If elected your President in 2012, I will fine any media
outlet wasting air or print or whatever time $10M an offense and give $9M to a variety of
children's causes, building shelters for the homeless, school programs, education, shelters
for abused women, etc. etc. The remaining million will go
to the person they reported on.

Next...

This act shall also entitle all US citizens to a free splif

(joint) of Marijuana on labour day and all federal
holidays. Enjoy, you've earned it! And while you're at it,
if your beau, gal, hubby, wife isn't treatin' you right...go
feel alive and have an affair for me and Tiger.

Marcus for President - Bull Moose Party Official Feed

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