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Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters:
Tongue Twisters:
A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.
Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood
saw saw wood as no wood saw
Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better
than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and
put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

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Call Center Finishing Course of 5 Tongue Twisters The Vile File I put some vile bile in a file and labeled it the vile bile file. picked a deep pit. Very Berry and Bubbly Ver Berry is called “Very Berry” because he is considered the best bet for a vet and brightest baseball veteran in the big country of Belgium. a champion peak. Till a fish with a grin. Her death sounded wicked for the weak-hearted people like Pete. Whether the temperature’s up or whether the temperature’s down. His villa has a basement with a vault full of balls. the catcher and the pitcher are always around. Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although. though. Pete’s niece went to the mountain peak. picker though he’d be even neater if he was the deepest peak picker in Peoria. On his peak peak-picking week. Pete’s niece love to eat seed coated with thick cheese while she sits on a heated bench and sings with her little string. they decided to run after the banned van and by baseball bats instead of binge on beer. one should wear one’s best fest vest.” said the very berry fairy. very Berry and his best buddy bubbly Ver would veer away and buy beer instead. she stood up and declared. However. very Berry is also fond of baseball bats and balls. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Very Berry and bubbly Ver were never happier. a peak picker’s best peak picker. A proper cup of coffee is a proper coffee cup. People who pick seeds weekly seem to need to appear deep in order to be distinguished from mere pea pickers. Her days at the academy were full of mischief and folly. “Beware of where you pick your berries. to greet so queerly and to sweep the street with such unseemly zeal. This is not easy for a peak picker to admit and it pitched Peter into a pit of peak picking despair. Her speeches in the refectory made us feel like having deep sighs or weeping or screaming or heaping weird and eerie contortions and immediately pleading: “Pippy. Pete has even seen his niece peel sleeping pills because she wanted to use the powder. Peter. Peter. Aside from spending time with bunnies. “it grieves me so dearly to sweep the piece of green-cheese. Very Berry and bubbly Ver did try to ban the van selling bats and balls to boys. Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher. One day. People will surely miss her specially her feet fit for running Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. This kid who once bit the cheek of a hot chick because she thought she was seeing a roasted chicken also licked the leaking faucet because she thought she had a beak and was drinking from a river. THE TAN MAN Page 2 . I asked the secretary to work on the vile file for a while. but I’ll pluck your fig’s till the fig plucker comes. He was pitiful for six weeks and then lifted himself to hitherto unrevealed personal peaks. pulled the fisherman in. She shrieked as she stitched sheets. it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. Very Berry is fond of collecting bats in a vat. I’m not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker’s son. the catcher catches and the watcher watches. They shifted their attention from buying baseball bats to bingeing on beer so every time the banned van visits their vicinity. He and his best buddy bubbly Ver bowed their vow never to vie to buy baseball bats and balls anymore. dipped herself under thick mud then jumped unto the pitch of darkness where hill and hell meet. Pippy was incorrigible. There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. the nature watcher. theatrically. Berries “Berries vary very much. please repeat. very Berry and bubbly Ver realized that beer is vile for the body’s bile production. realized that he was not deep. The Vest Fest One should wear one’s best vest for the fest.San Pedro Technological Institute: MS. Phoenix and New Zealand. Investigation revealed that Pete’s niece went mad because she mills all day and skips meals. The pitcher pitches. CELESTIAL One day.” when we heard open “e’s” so meanly treated. So. as you must be wary of every berry. In other words.” Overcoming your long “e’s” is definitely easier than reinventing the wheel.

the VIP was advised to reveal none of his motives. a sturdy surly sergeant from Cisco. Texas. Obviously. John’s problem was not office politics. lashing a handful of practice bats. Sam was so incensed that he considered it sufficient incentive to sock the sailor. He stayed for several minutes. a pig that is frighteningly full of fur. he thought he could talk it over at the law office and have it quashed. instead of a thousand thirty-six thin thermometers. He stayed for several minutes. a crabby old bag of bones. John was not sorry when the boss called off the walks in the gardens. The VIP found himself on the verge of a civil war with the visitor with whom he had previously conversed easily. THURINGIAN THERMOMETER The throng of thermometers from the Thuringian Thermometer folks arrived Thursday. Stan. Call Center Finishing Course of 5 THE VILE VIP When revising his visitor’s plan for a very well-paved avenue. and tots scampered like ants over to the seesaw and played his favorite sports. though. the hapless visitor discovered his knavish views and confided that it was vital to review the plans to get there to avoid a conflict. thin. so he clambered to his feet and lashed bats faster than the any man had ever lashed bats. but a small obstacle halted that thought. As a matter of fact. Satisfied at last. a surly sergeant from Cisco. Jack sat back and never lashed another bat. it was awfully hot. He had not thought that walking would have caught on the way it did. The top lawyers always bought coffee at the shop across the lawn and they didn’t want to shop on John’s account. Never again did the visitor converse with the vain VIP and remained divided forever. CELESTIAL Tongue Twisters A fashionably tan man sat casually at the bat stand. Jack. At first. “Jack. The sailor stood there for a second. who graduated from Stanford University saw a stocky sailor sit silently on a small seat reserved for youngsters. None of these was relevant on Monday. He pulled the pail that was full of paint but the pail fell on grandfather fairy’s frayed feathery pants. but office policy.San Pedro Technological Institute: MS. Can’t you lash faster than that? Jack had enough. swimming. Stan who was so incensed that he considered it sufficient incentive to sock the stocky sailor. to him. passed by and laughed. he lashed bats so fast than he seemed to dance. Perry and his Pet Paul Perry. you’re a master bat lasher!” he gasped. while tots swarmed around. Stan asked the stocky sailor to cease and desist but he sneered in his face. There were a thousand thirty-three thick thermometers. Fat pink Perry and furry Paul were full of fright when grandfather fairy Page 3 . Sam was satisfied and the silly tots scampered like ants to the seesaw. The grandfather fairy was praying when fat pink Perry and furry Paul arrived. Sam asked the sailor to cease and desist but he sneered in his face. not a thousand thirty-three thermometers and asked the Thuringian Thermometer folks to reship the thermometers. when the sun burned up the entire country. astonished. Eventually. however. They apologized for sending only a thousand thirty-three thermometers rather than a thousand thirtysix and promised to replace the thick thermometers with thin thermometers. It was only due to his insufferable vanity that the inevitable division arrived as soon as it did. went to visit Perry’s paternal grandfather fairy. Texas. This quite vexed the visitor who then vowed to invent an indestructible paving compound in order to avenge his good name. but satisfied. which was three thermometers fewer than the thousand thirtysix we were expecting. SAM THE SURLY SERGEANT Sam. a fat pink fairy who lives in Fantasyland. The sailor stood there for a second. while tots swarmed around. The manager. and the walks were far too long. WHAT MUST THE SUN ABOVE WONDER ABOUT Some pundits proposed that the sun wonders unnecessarily about sundry and assorted conundrums. but it was done so underhandedly that hundreds of sun lovers rushed to the defense of their beloved sun. The VIP was not convinced and averred that he would have it vetoed by the vice-president. One cannot but speculate what can come of their proposal. not thick. The manager was aghast. and then strolled away. and then strode away. Fat pink Perry noticed a pail on a plank parallel to grandfather fairy’s favorite praying position. however. not to mention that they were thick ones rather than thin ones. He resolved the problem by bombing the garden. and his pet Paul. It wasn’t enough to trouble us. saw a sailor sit silently on a small seat reserved for youngsters. and he fought the policy from the onset. We thoroughly thought that we had ordered a thousand thirty-six. Stan was perplexed. astonished. “You’re about average.

Lola. The school laughed at the foolish group. Although shoppers bought a lot in March. sharp shock. dark dock. Bilbo’s Hope to Elope Call Center Finishing Course of 5 Tongue Twisters Bilbo Oboe. The most zealous zebra’s name was Zachary. Fat pink Perry was so pleased to find out that his family were there to party with him on his fun-filled fourth birthday! The Zen Zebra One lazy Thursday at the zoo. fat pink Perry’s father. whose nose was bronzed by the sun. the cost of a product is a small part of its overall cost. a former hobo but now broke owner of an ochre oak boat. The frightened fat pink Perry proceeded only to find out that grandfather fairy was pretending to be praying. he ate his food and read a book about how a balloon could reach the moon sooner than a poor witch on a flying broom. Lola. They took turns doing their thing in the toilet. the fools mooed like cows in the zoo. From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a dull. The Top Stocks As a broad policy regarding commerce. The top stocks lost a lot of polish in the commodities market. shoppers’ confidence is the start of the market. As they grazed. Fat pink Perry’s family were all there. who owns the most coats on the Gold Coast. Peter Piper Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Groovy Lou put his hood on a stool. In a pestilential prison. where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? To sit in solemn silence in a dull. ========================== Those three thin teenagers are wearing tiny thongs. Teach me none and I’ll have a bad time. sharp shock. You can name one and have some fun. sought to elope with Lolita. dark dock. where she shines. stood from his nook. ========================== There are thousand words in a book. In a pestilential prison. From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! A dull. Awaiting the sensation of a short. Oboe. wrote: “Dear Mr. The fools grabbed the chance to go in and devour groovy Lou’s good food. The economy dropped. buying two cups for his bald bad brother named Jack and saw her sister Suzie sitting in a shoe shine shop where she sits. dark dock. but his friends call him Zack. a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison. While they browsed. the older Soho. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. she sits. Loathingly yours. That same afternoon. sharp shock. the daughter of Mrs. he philosophized. the top stocks are here to stay.San Pedro Technological Institute: MS. Yesterday. He then shook the loose cookie inside his boot and wore his cool and smooth woolen coat. just look. It’s not a long shot. Soho. I’d rather that Lolita marry a cloaked goat than forever soak in you joke of a boat of ochre oak. who were naturally unreasonable. As we all know. it tasted like a bloody root taken from a brook. posing for pictures. And awaiting the sensation From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! Page 4 . left his good food and went out of the room to check out what was happening. as jobs were lost to layoffs. Zack was a confused zebra. Papa Frey. To their surprise. to pause in their conversations. the zebras said nothing. Then. a life-long lock. because four fat friends followed those three thin teenagers. I found zebras grazing on zinnias. and teasing the zookeeper. Frankly. the principal made them dip their feet into a pool of goo for a good two hours. ========================== On a hot spot. Ben bikes between two big black buildings with a big blue box behind his back. Fat pink Perry was no longer frightened. I’m sorry but the words just won’t rhyme. They also let a goose loose on the roof of the school. but they wished he would muzzle himself at times. Because they were Zack’s cousins. It’s actually soup cooked with mashed bamboo wood. he practiced Zen. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. whose zeal for reason caused his cousins. You must know and take note that you will never get my ‘vote’. CELESTIAL stood and pushed the pail away. they also borrowed a lot in August and October. one sunny Sunday afternoon. she shines. hugged fat pink Perry and greeted him “Happy Fourth Birthday”. with a life-long lock. As punishment. with a life-long lock.” Groovy Lou’s Good Food Groovy Lou’s good food has long been the envy of fools in a school near a zoo. A short. has been known to loathe the lowly boat owner. And they watched them do their thing as they play with their things as well. The fools planned to take Groovy Lou’s good food. Awaiting the sensation of a short. Grandfather fairy’s face frowned and pointed his finger towards the pale pink pantry. and so upon knowing of their hope to elope. Teach me a few and I’ll thank you. Groove Lou took his book. A funny thing happened. Ben stops at Starbucks.

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