**DISCLAIMER: (THIS POEM CONTAINS A LOT OF PROFANITY!!) THIS POEM IS DEDICATED T O MY DAD.

BUT IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, ARE "ANY" WORDS REFLECTED UPON HIM! HE INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A POEM WITH A TITLE SUCH AS THIS. THIS POEM IS ME! AT FIRST I LAUGHED, AND SECOND APPROACH I REALIZE, THAT HE IS RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT...... .. "I AM ASSHOLE!" (HA HA HA!) RHYMING, RAPPING, RAGING RAGE, BOUT THE BLOW THE ROOF OF THIS CAGE, MIND ETERNALLY, ON A DIFFERENT PAGE, NO CONCERNING ME, WHAT ANGER I ENGAGE, NO BETTER WAY TO PLAY MY PART ON THIS STAGE, PURE KNOWLEDGE, LESSONS LEARNED, COMES WITH AGE, FUCK COLLEGE, QUESTIONS STERN, I DONE FACED, PAY HOMAGE, WHEN HOMAGE CHURNS, HOMAGE BE PAID! WITH THAT SAID, I'M AN ASSHOLE, WORLD GONE SO OUT OF CONTROL, ALONE, ON MY OWN, THIS WORLD I PATROL, LET IT BE KNOWN, AN TRUE ASSHOLE, IS HOW I ROLL, YOU DON'T LIKE ME? I'LL SPIT IN YOUR FACE, OH IT EXCITES ME, YOU WANT ANOTHER TASTE? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WITH AN "F" UPPER-CASE, I WILL PUT ALL OF YOU FUCKERS, BACK IN YOUR PLACE! SO MISUNDERSTANDINGS OF ME, CAN BE ERASED, ANOTHER TRUE STORY, UPON ME ON WHICH IT'S BASED. FLIRTING WITH ME, YOU SEE, IS A TERRIBLE WASTE, NOTHING TO ME, OH WEE, IN AN UNBEARABLE RACE. I TRIED TO BE NICE, AND NOW HIT ROCK BOTTOM, IS THAT MY PRICE? NOW ALL THE SUDDEN FORGOTTEN? TAKE NO ONE'S ADVICE, LIKE ASSHOLES EVERYONE HAS GOT THEM, YOU BETTER THINK TWICE, NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY ARE PLOTTING! AND LIKE ME, I AM AN ASSHOLE BY NATURE, RIGHT TO YOUR FACE, TELL YOU I HATE YA, PUT YOU IN DISGRACE, DOWN RIGHT DEGRADE YA, SO MOVE FROM MY SPACE, BYE, BYE, SEE YA LATER. STILL TRYING TO ENVADE? THE DAMAGE BECOMES GREATER! ALL YOUR GAMES I DONE PLAYED, YOU MADE A MISTAKE, AH, THINKING MY MIND YOU CAN RAID, BITCH GIVE ME A BREAK, MA! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU! OR ANY OF THAT FUCKING DRAMA, TRYING TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO, PERIOD! NOT ONE COMMA, A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MY SHOES, NOTHING BUT MENTAL TRAUMA. GOING DOWN THE ROAD THAT I'M GOING TO LOSE, BUT NO ONE TWISTED MY ARM, TO MAKE ME CHOOSE, ME VERSUS THE WORLD, TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF VIEWS, LOOK WHAT UNFERLD? HERE TODAY, BUT YESTERDAYS NEWS, SO MANY ANSWERS I NEED ANSWERED, SEARCHING FOR CLUES, BEING THROAT CUT BY THE LANCER, WATCH MY BLOOD OOZE! BUT UNTIL I FIND THESE ANSWERS, GIVE UP, I REFUSE! IF I FALL OFF LIKE A CANCER, YOU'D BE TOO EASILY AMUZED! I'M AN ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU, FUCK THEM ALL, YES MY TRUTH, I DON'T GOT TO PROVE A THING TO YOU, I'M LIVING PROOF! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, CROSS MY PATH, YOU'LL GET AXED, WITHOUT ONE CARE, A BLOOD BATH, NICE AND EASY AND RELAXED, NO ONE THERE, DO THE MATH, DIVIDING YOU, PARTS I SUBTRACT, SHOULD I SHARE, MY AFTERMATH, OR JUST SAVE IT FOR A SNACK? FEEDING UPON YOUR HATE, HELPS ME RE-GENERATE,

THE MONSTER YOU CREATE, FROM THIS MAN'S MINDSTATE, PATIENTLY HERE I WILL WAIT, FOR THINGS TO DETEONATE, AND MESS UP ALL, ONCE GREAT, A TRUE ASSHOLE, YES MY FATE! A TRUE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE MY BAIT, A TRUE ASSHOLE, MAKE NO MISTAKE, A TRUE ASSHOLE, FOR REAL OR FAKE? GO TAKE A POLL, A CHOICE YOU MAKE, I WILL NOT SUGAR-COAT IT, EVEN THOUGH I'M A POET, YEAH YOU BETTER KNOW IT, I AM NOTHING BELOW IT, I AM SOMETHING, OH SHIT, NOT TO GO, TOE TO TOE WITH, YEAH BOY I KNOW, I'M THE SHIT, FUCK YOU'RE WHOLE FLOW, YOU AIN'T SHIT! YOUR WHOLE EGO, JUST TOOK A SHIFT, HERE I GO, SPIRITS NEED A LIFT, BEFORE I GO, AND SLIT MY WRIST, OH NO OH! THAT WAS JUST A TWIST, NEVER! NO! DID YOU LIKE THAT GIFT? ONLY JOE, CAN DELIVER SUCH SHIT! SHIT THAT WON'T REACH EARS OF KIDS, SHIT THAT DON'T SCREECH, WHILE IT SKIDS, CHAMPANGE IS ON! POP THE CORKS AND LIDS, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET MESSY, FORKS OVER BIBS. HEADED FOR DESTRUCTION, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME, END OF DISCUSSION, PAIN STRICKEN MISERY, NO NEED FOR FUSSING, YOU ARE IN SHIT DEEP, INDEED YOUR CUSSING, WILL ROCK YOU TO SLEEP, WITH A HEAD CONCUSION, WHEN I'M ON MY CREEP, NO WAY YOU CAN TRUST HIM, THAT POET BEING ME, SO SICK AND DISGUSTING, ALL THE THINGS HE'S TELLING ME, BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IT'S ME, JUST BEING ME! BULLSHIT FOR NOTHING, I TELL ALL FANZY AND FREE! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I DO NOT CARE, WHY DO YOU BITCH AND MOAN, LIKE FOR YOU, I'M THERE, I ONLY HANDLE MY OWN, I HAVE ENOUGH WEAR AND TEAR, START ACTING ADULT GROWN, BEFORE YOU EVEN DARE, YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, FIRST GROW A PAIR, CAUSE IF ONLY YOU KNEW, BUT YOU DON'T, YOU'RE BARE, ALL THIS SHIT I GO THROUGH, BE TREATED SO UNFAIR! IS DRIVING MY CRAZY SCREW, WITH INSANITY'S STARE, I GOT MY EYES ON YOU, START RUNNING, BUT BEWARE, I WILL CATCH UP TO YOU, I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR! I WILL KEEP SPITTIN, I AM NOT KIDDING, YO, TAKE A LISTEN, TO MY NEW EDITION, CAUSING HOT FRICTION, IGNITED YOUR IGNITION, RECITING WHAT I'M LIVING, A HORRIBLE VISION, BEING TRAPPED IN THIS PRISION, CAN ASSHOLES MAKE DECISIONS, I HOPE AND I'M TRULY WISHING, CAN I BE FORGIVEN, AN ASSHOLE IS MY RELIGION,

SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I'LL FILL YOUR HEART WITH MISERY, HERE I COME, KAMIKAZE, SO FAST, YOU'LL NEVER SEE, ALL THE BOMBS, I DROP IN YOUR SEA, VIETNAM, REPEATING HISTORY, BE ALARMED WHEN YOU SEE ME, WALKING UP, AND DOWN YOUR STREET, TALKING UP, A HELLBOUND DEFEAT, SHATTERED SKULLS STAIN CONCRETE, ALL BECAUSE, OF WORDS YOU SPEAK, WHAT'S THE CAUSE? YOU MADE ME WEAK, I TAKE A PAUSE, AS I TAKE THE HEAT, FOR THE FLAWS, BECOMING COMPLETE. THAT'S WHY I AM THE WAY I AM, CAUSE NOBODY REALLY EVER GAVE A DAMN, PROBLEMS BY THE DOZEN, FROM THEM I RAN, REVOLVING ALL THE SUDDEN, IN MY HEAD THEY CRAM! WONDERING WHY THIS ALL EVEN BEGAN? MARCHING TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT BAND, TO TURN BACK TIME, AND BEGIN ALL AGAIN, THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND, START ABOUT WHEN? MEMORIES I REWIND, AN ASSHOLE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN, MISCHIEVIOUS TIMES, LACED WITH EVIL GRINS, AND DEVIOUS RHYMES, FROM WITHIN, THEN BEGIN, SPEAKING OF GRIMES, TO PAPER AND PEN, LINE AFTER LINE, THE MESSAGE I SEND, TIME AFTER TIME, AND AROUND THE BEND, WRITER'S BLOCK NOW IS KICKING IN, DARK WALLS OF CLOUDS NOW THICKENING, WORLD SO FUCKED UP AND SICKENING, GO FIND A WHOLE AND STICK IT IN, DON'T STOP UNTIL, YOU FLICK SOME IN, BUT TELL THE WHOLE, TO WIPE "HER" CHIN, LOSING CONTROL, AS MY HEAD BEGINS TO SPIN, SWAY AND ROLL, ALONG WITH THE WIND, WHAT'S THE GOAL? THE OBJECT TO WIN? DO I HAVE A SOUL? LIFE SO DIM. HEY ASSHOLE! UM, YEAH WHAT'S UP? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SHIT OUT OF LUCK? WILL IT EVER QUIT OR LET UP, THIS IS IT, I HAD ENOUGH! FEEL LIKES LIGTENING STRUCK, AND WENT IN WITH A NIP TUCK, LIPO-SUCTION, SHIT THEY SUCKED, MY DAYS ARE OUT NUMBERED, FUCK I'M FUCKED! AN ASSHOLE, THE ONE SOCIETY MADE, PULLED THE PIN OFF OF MY GERNADE, SCURRING PEOPLE SPRAYED WITH RAID, ONCE MY EVIL SIDE BECOMES DISPLAYED, SHARP AS A NEEDLE, SHARP AS A BLADE, STAB WHATEVER I NEED TO, TO FIND MY WAY, I'M CLEVER AND LETHAL, JUST A HEARSAY? ME? NEVER SEE IT'S TRUE, I DON'T PLAY. FUCK WITH ME OR MINES, I'LL KILL YOU, NOT SAYING SHIT HERE JUST TO THRILL YOU, CUT YOU SO FAST, VEIN STILL SPILL BLUE, A CRAZY OUTCAST, INSANE, OH AND COO-COO, THAT'S ME, GOING BY THE PICTURE I DREW, EXACTLY, WHAT KIND OF STORM I WILL BREW,

NOT AFRAID TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU, BE AFRAID OF HOW AMPLE I AM, TOO. THE REALITY OF THIS REBELIOUS JEW, LIKED AND RESPECTED BY ONLY A FEW, BOO HOO! SO NEGLECTED, WHAT TO DO? SO TRUE, I EXPECT IT TO STICK LIKE GLUE, OR SOME GUM STUCK UNDER MY SHOE, OR JUST MY LUCK SOME DOG'S FRESH POO, WHAT THE FUCK, SOME KIND OF NASTY GOO! AN LIFETIME ASSHOLE, IF ONLY YOU KNEW! I WILL STEP ON YOU, TO GET AHEAD, ALL MY LIFE IT'S WHAT YOU FED, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING EVER SAID, PAY BACK'S A BITCH, YOU BEEN MISLED, TOO LATE TO SWITCH, WHAT ONE DREADS, A NERVOUS TWITCH, JERKING HEAD, THERE IS A GLITCH, AND LEFT UNREAD.

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