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OFFICIALLETTERS from the EMPOWERING CLERKSNETWORK

Second Collection! Includes 8729A Emergency Announcement regarding the Open Carry permit for musical instruments.

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy(LLE)

BCLDM918023­A

"IamstillhelpedeverydaybymyForgiver'sLicensewhichIcarryinmywallet"

­NormanFischer,Zenmaster,poetandauthor,oneoftheleadingBuddhistteachersintheUS

“WhatwasterrificabouttheformsthatOripreparedisthattheywerefunnyandaccessibleand

allowedpeopletogettotheessenceorpurposeoftheJewishHighHolidays–Teshuva–without

beingtrippedupbytheunwieldytooloftheliturgy”

­RabbiBrentSpodek,BeaconHebrewAlliance

"Igaveafriendofmine,whoisahardworkingsinglemom,anOKParentAward.Aftershereadit

carefullyshegavemeabighugofappreciationandsaiditreallymeantalottoherandshe

thoughtallparentscouldbenefitfromit.Supportivebureaucracyishelpingpeoplebyreminding

themthattheyarehumananddeservetobeacknowledgedeveryday"

­DanielWeise,CreativeDirector,Thundercut

"Ori Alon is one of the most ethically responsible anddeeplyconvincingskepticssinceJon Stewart.HisECNisasiftheTheDailyShowopenedabranchofgovernment." ­Jean­MarcSupervilleSovak,socialentrepreneurartist

"I'veenjoyedhavingatangibleitemtopulloutandgivetomyclientsafteraveryserioustherapy

sessionabouttheirpresentandpastchallenges.Ilovehavingaresourceforpeopletovalidate

themselveswhentheyfeelwrittenoffbytheworld.Acertificate,refurbishedreportcard,orevena

stickercanalsobeanicetransitionalobjectandsubtleremindertotheindividualthatit'sgoingto

beok."

­K.N.,clinicalsocialworker

“IlovehavingaForgiver’sLicenseinmywallet.WheneverIlookatit,itremindsmenottotake

thingspersonallyandtooverlookpotentialinsults.It’smyjobtoforgiveothersandtoforgive

myselfwhenIforgettoforgiveothers.That’swhathavingaForgiver'sLicensemeanstome.”

­HerbLevine,teacherofMussar,Jewishethicalmindfulness.

"Myhighschooldiploma,driver’slicense,passportactuallysaynothingrealaboutme.Imagine

VincentVanGogh’spassportortheRosaParksdriver’slicense.Youhaveanopportunityby

engagingECNdocumentstoarriveatadocumentthatcomesmightyclosetowhoyoureallyare

andinyourowneyestoboot.”

­AndrewCourtney,activist,MiddleEastdreamer

Dearreader,

Dearreader, TheEmpoweringClerksNetwork(ECN)isoneofthelargest organizations offering Playful Paperwork documentation around

TheEmpoweringClerksNetwork(ECN)isoneofthelargest organizations offering Playful Paperwork documentation around the world. Since its establishment in 2006 it provided more than 32,000 official documents to recipients of services from many different backgrounds. In 2015 we expanded our operations dramatically ­ 286% more services were offered, we reached a

recordof311pointsinourefficiencyrateandwenowrankamongst

the hundred most fun entities inCompassionateAmerica.Ouroffice hours are offered irregularly around the countryincollaborationwith schools,socialworkers,religiouscommunities,medicalinstitutionsand Government officials. Our operations helped numerous recipients of services and appeared in large media outlets including Facebook, ScribdandWeebly. President Obama is still working on his response to our letter regardingtheestablishmentoftheFederalCompassionAgency(FCA,) andthoughotherGovernmentofficialshavemostlyignoredourletters (firstcollectionavailableat www.supportivebureaucracy.org)weare determined to reach a productive collaboration between the two entities. Here are some new and fruitful dialogues between the EmpoweringClerksNetworkandtheUSGovernment.Wewishyou highefficiencyandgreatjoyreading.Ifyou’dliketosendaversionof anyoftheseletterstoyourlocalauthoritiespleasecontactus.

anyoftheseletterstoyourlocalauthoritiespleasecontactus. Withkindness, OriAlon ExecutiveEmpoweringClerk,CSB

Withkindness,

OriAlon

ExecutiveEmpoweringClerk,CSB

OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofEducation April16th,2016 Dr.JoannesSieverding

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofEducation

April16th,2016

Dr.JoannesSieverding Principal,BeaconHighSchool

10EducationDrive

Beacon,NewYork12508

DearMr.Sieverding,

Thank you for your hard workofsupervisingtheeducationand valuesourchildrenreceiveinschool.Thepublicschoolssystemisone ofAmerica’smostvaluableinventions,providingknowledgeandcare for millions of students. We hope that your work fills you with satisfactionandjoy.ItispublicservantslikeyouwhomakeAmerica as great as it is. We believe that ateacherisinevitablyanartist, helpingthechildtodiscoverwhatishiddenwithinhim. Truelearning is one of themostmagicalthingsinhumanexperience,andwe hopethatthroughyourworkyoumanagetofacilitatemanymomentsof magic.Asanorganizationthatvalueshumanity,weenvythegiftthat youhaveofwitnessingsuchwonderfulmoments.

While ideally childhood and school years can be a lovely experience, manyAmericansremembertheirschoolyearsasahard andoftenunpleasantexperience.Someofuswerebulliedordidn’tdo wellacademically,otherslearnednottoconfrontunjustsocialnormsor had their self­esteem decreased dramatically. Inordertohelpour fellowcitizensmakethebestpossibleself­growthoutoftheirdifficult school years experiences, the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN) developed the Refurbished Report Card (RRC­202).It’s a simple form,thatvisuallylookslikeastandardreportcard,andcanbeissued

withtheassistanceofalicensedEmpoweringClerkinanyECNbranch during office hours or without ECN supervision (CLPO­76). Personally I was issued two RRC­202’s, one for my high school experienceinwhichIhadsomehardtimesociallyandoneformyfirst gradeexperienceinwhichIgotpunishedforwritingabadwordinmy littleyellowmemopad(seethe CSBOfficial2016Catalogforthefull story).Receivingbothdocumentshelpedmetremendouslytocometo peace with these painful experiences, accept myself, have a better approach to life and to increase my joy distributiontomyfellow humanbeings. ImaginewhatitwouldbelikeifeveryadultinAmerica receivedaRefurbishedReportCard…Luckily,therearemanywaysto issue a Refurbished Report Card, as the Empowering Clerks Network(ECN)regulationsarequiteflexible, andtheformcanbe downloadedforfreeatwww.supportivebureaucracy.org As you sure know, many of the things taught in theclassroom don’t actually getwritteninaregularreportcard. TheRRC­202can provide recognition for personal, emotional, social or creative achievementsthatweren’tacknowledgedintheoriginalreportcardor canprovideanalternativeexperienceforanactualschoolyear,asan Empowering Clerk can provide better evaluation of existing classes (straightA’s,A+’s,A++’s,smileys,etc.)oreven‘makeup’classesthat weren’tactuallytaughtinthatschool,likefriendship,selfacceptance, love,etc.andprovide bettergradesandmoreaccurateevaluation forallclasses.Areflectionforclassesthatweren’ttaughtinschoolcan be an enriching experience, for example I learned a lot about appreciating and developing my taste in literature and music during high school but never got any recognition for it, until I received my Refurbished Report Card for that year. An Empowering Clerk can use the same name as the original teacheroranew(‘pretend’) teachercanbenominatedonthespot.Ourrecordsindicatethatthe

youngestrecipientofanRRC­202was9yearsoldandtheoldestone­

ninetyyearsold.SofaralmostallrecipientsofRRC­202reportedthat

theexperiencewashighlybeneficialforthem. We'd like to offeraprofessionaldevelopmentopportunitytothe BeaconCitySchoolDistrictwhereteachers,parentsandstudentswill experience the power of receivingandissuingaRefurbishedReport

Cardforoneormoreoftheirschoolyears.Wewouldlovetodiscuss

thedetailsofsuchanofferaswebelieveitwillreflectourcommunity

values,reducestresslevelsandincreasesystematicjoy.

values,reducestresslevelsandincreasesystematicjoy. Withthejoyofgivingservice, OriAlon EducationDepartment, ECN

Withthejoyofgivingservice, OriAlon EducationDepartment, ECN

CC: MaryEllenElia,NewYorkStateCommissionerofEducation BrianD.Ray,Ph.D,NationalHomeEducationResearchInstitute MaryaBesharov,CornellHigherEducationResearchInstitute Ms.KellyPologe,AdministrativeAssistant,BeaconSchoolDistrict

Ms.KellyPologe,AdministrativeAssistant,BeaconSchoolDistrict STAYTUNED! ​

STAYTUNED!Publiceventsforteachers,kidsandparentsofissuing RefurbishedReportCardstooneanotherwillbeheldaroundthecountryat theendofthecurrentschoolyear.ItmightbecomeanannualECNHoliday,like

theLoveYourselfMoreDay,whichoccursatthe26thofeverymonth.

JoyPermitsslipsmarinatedwithwhippedtears ECNrepresentativeissuingJoyPermits,DIYCertificatesofRecognition,process

JoyPermitsslipsmarinatedwithwhippedtears

JoyPermitsslipsmarinatedwithwhippedtears ECNrepresentativeissuingJoyPermits,DIYCertificatesofRecognition,process
JoyPermitsslipsmarinatedwithwhippedtears ECNrepresentativeissuingJoyPermits,DIYCertificatesofRecognition,process

ECNrepresentativeissuingJoyPermits,DIYCertificatesofRecognition,process Forgiver’sLicensesapplicationsandotherofficialdocumentsataTrumprallyin

PoughkeepsieNY,April2016.

OKP­30088 EmpoweringClerksNetwork CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy FamilyDepartment RE:YourOKParentAwardEligibility Dear ,

OKP­30088

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

FamilyDepartment

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy FamilyDepartment RE:YourOKParentAwardEligibility Dear ,

RE:YourOKParentAwardEligibility

Dear

,

ECNrecordsindicatethatbyimprovingparentingskills crime rates can drop by312%andhappinesslevelsmayriseto143 points. While approximately 81% of parents experience low

self­esteem for not being perfect parents, less than 0.0031% of parentsqualifyasperfectparents.Aspecialcommitteenominatedby the Empowering Clerks Network Health Department recently declaredthedireneedto acknowledge OKparentingasessential toworldpeace,andtoanswerthatneedtheCenterforSupportive Bureaucracy(CSB)releasedtheOKParentAward. Theawardismeanttocelebratethetremendouseffortneeded inordertobeanOKparent.Itmaybegiventoanyparentwhoisnot

activelyengagedindamaginghisorherchildren(followingLOPQ­51

guidelines),andmustbesignedby anauthorizedchildoracquaintance oftherecipient.Ifyouwouldliketo issue an OK Parent Award to someone, you may usethatcopy, visitusduringofficehoursororder

at

you may usethatcopy, visitusduringofficehoursororder at a blank award www.supportivebureaucracy.org Remember!

a

blank

award

www.supportivebureaucracy.org Remember! According to 716A, Parentingisalifelongjourney.

Withease,

ECNFamilyDepartment

F­47(e)TrueFriendDiplomaNotice EmpoweringClerksNetwork CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy DepartmentofFriendship

F­47(e)TrueFriendDiplomaNotice

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

DepartmentofFriendship

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy DepartmentofFriendship RE:YourTrueFriendDiplomaeligibility Dear ,

RE:YourTrueFriendDiplomaeligibility

Dear

,

Ourrecordsindicatethatyou’veactedinwaysthatmakeyou qualified for an ECN True Friend Diploma, and Your friend chosetohonoryouwiththisofficialdocument. ItiswithgreatpleasurethatwewelcomeyoutothehonorableTrue FriendClub.BeingaTFCmemberisanall­inclusiveexperience,as

approximately99.4%ofhumanpopulationiscapableofjoiningthe

club. Our members workhard to welcome more membersto this Loving & Liable Entity (LLE.) As a registered True Friend, it is upon you to showthevariousbenefitsof friendship to fellow human beings.By showing appreciation for a friendship youmightcreatearippleeffect

thatwillendina17%growthof

the TFC membership. We hopethatyouwillenjoybeingaclubmember.Thoughitmaycome with difficulties at times, we'd like to reassure you that true friendshipandselfacceptancewalkhandinhand.WewouldlovetoansweranyquestionsregardingproperPlayful Paperwork documentation. Please let us know if you have any questions!

Paperwork documentation. Please let us know if you have any questions! Withblessings, ECNFriendshipDepartment

Withblessings,

ECNFriendshipDepartment

April26th,2016 OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofNewMedia TimothyB.Lennon

April26th,2016

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofNewMedia

TimothyB.Lennon NYDMVDeputyCommissionerforOperationsandCustomerService

6EmpireStatePlaza,

Albany,NY12228

DearDeputyLennon,

We'dliketocongratulateyouforyourachievementofwinningthe 2015 national Pinnacle Award, honoring the dmv.ny.gov functional and welcoming website. I was excited to hear this great news. Itis serviceproviderslikeyouwhomakethiscountrywhatitis,onlineoron line.Asagrassrootsbureaucraticorganizationthatissuesdocuments around the world,wearetrulyinaweofthehighlevelsofefficiency and kind service reached bytheNYDMVwebsiteandworkhardto improve our own online services. You truly reached a level of perfectioninprovidingservicetoNewYorkers. Perhaps you’ve heard about the Empowering Clerks Network already.LiketheDMV,weprovideservicetoadiversepopulation,with deep faith in the goodness of the human race. We believe that kindnesscanbenefitefficiencyandself­growth.Ourcatalogofservices includessimilaritemstothoseofferedby theDMV­IDcards,various permits,deedsandstickers.OurstaffoflicensedEmpoweringClerks offervariousofficialdocumentssuchastheForgiver’sLicense(Class A & B), Joy Permits, Refurbished Report Cards, Pain Deeds, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Open Carry permits for musical instruments, Loving & Liable Entity (LLE) certifications, True Friend Diplomas,OKParentAward,KarmaInspectionandmore.Manyofour recipients of services report an increase in compassionate behavior

usingtheirdocuments,forexampleaZenmaster,aRabbi,atherapist and many others reported using their Forgiver’s License and other official documents to experience more ease, joy, higher levels of compassionandself­esteemandincreasedefficiencyrates. Like the DMV car inspection stickers, the ECN offers the popular ASAS­46, Adult Special Achievement Stickers. The ASAS­46 allows adults to receive valuable recognition for their actions using stickers like DealtWithmyEmotionsinaConstructive Way, Exercise Champ, Caregiver of the Week, Surprised Myself Today, Did You Know? I’m Funny! and many more (A sample of ASAS­46isattachedtothisletter). ThedemandfortheASAS­46is sohighthatwehavetoconstantlyordermoreandmoreofthem,

andsofarwe’veissuedanddistributedmorethan25,000stickers.We

weretrulysurprisedtofindoutthatperhapsadultslikestickersmore thanchildren. Sinceyou’rethelargestGovernmententityissuingstickerstothe adultpopulation,wewantedtoknowwhetheryou’dbeinterestedina collaboration, which would allow both our organizations to provide more stickerstogether.OurDevelopmentDepartmenthasconducted research regarding the possibility of issuing Adults Special AchievementstickerstogetherwithDMVregistrationstickers,and foundsomesurprisingdatathatyoumightbeinterestedinexploring. We’d be interested indiscussingthepossibilityfurther.Welook forwardtoyourresponse.

Sincerely,

OriAlon

RecognitionDepartment,CSB

be interested indiscussingthepossibilityfurther.Welook forwardtoyourresponse. Sincerely, OriAlon RecognitionDepartment,CSB
PhD Diploma, Undergraduate Diploma and an OK Parent Award at a

PhD Diploma, Undergraduate Diploma and an OK Parent Award at a professor’sofficeatVassarCollege,PoughkeepsieNY.Recipientclaimsto beindecisiveregardingwhichdocumentshe’sthemostproudof.

June21st,2016 OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofImmigration

June21st,2016

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofImmigration

SecretaryofStateJohnF.Kerry U.S.DepartmentofState

2201CStreetNW

Washington,DC20520

DearSecretaryofStateKerry,

Attached isthe officialECNClownVisa.Thedocumentgrants adultsandchildrenpermissiontoplay,laughandactjoyfullyaccording toregulations. We would like to know what are the US requirements for recognizingtheECNasanofficialentitythathastheauthoritytoadd visas to US passports. Assuming the ECN answers these requirements, we need to knowwhetherit’sOKtousedisappearing purplegluesticks(off­brand)to glueClownVisasinastandard US Passport (we can discuss the issue of diplomatic passportsafterwards).

can discuss the issue of diplomatic passportsafterwards). Warmregards, OriAlon ImmigrationDepartment,ECN
can discuss the issue of diplomatic passportsafterwards). Warmregards, OriAlon ImmigrationDepartment,ECN

Warmregards,

OriAlon

ImmigrationDepartment,ECN

EmergencyCircusfounderClayDavisapplyfor anECNClownVisaatCarlHammerschlag,MD and prophetPatchAdams’ClowntownHealing FestinPhoenix,AZ

OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofNewIdeas May11th,2016 NewYorkStateLottery,

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofNewIdeas

May11th,2016

NewYorkStateLottery, CustomerServiceDepartment

P.O.Box7500

Schenectady,NY12301

DearNYLotteryCustomerService,

ThankyouforallowingmillionsofNewYorkersthepossibilityof purchasing an affordable dream. Byofferingapieceofpaperthat reflects on its holder’s wishes to have financialease,youaredoing exactlywhattheECNhasbeendoingforsomanyyears.Seeinghow yourorganizationproducepiecesofpaperthatreflectpeople’shopes withsuchefficiencyinspiresus.Thankyouforbeingalivingexample ofthepowerpiecesofpaperhaveonhumanbeings.

LiketheNYLottery,theECNalsooffersself­servicestations,in which people can issue their own documents and if needed get assistancefromalicensedEmpoweringClerkinordertocertifytheir official documents (according to ECN regulations uncertified documents are also valid.) In our stations people can apply for a Forgiver’s License and Happiness Insurance plan using Forms

601(c)and77A,issueaJoyPermit,OKParentAward,PainDeed,

TrueFriendDiplomaandmanyotherPlayfulPaperworkservices. TheECNwouldliketocollaboratewithyou,byaddingJoyPermits to the NY Lottery self­service stations. Having people issue Joy Permits for one another can increase their happiness levels by

6.9%,(whichmayormaynotbebeneficialforyou).Welookforwardto

thepossibilityofdiscussingthisideaindetail.

Welookforwardto thepossibilityofdiscussingthisideaindetail. Withsincereregards, OriAlon ECNExecutiveEmpoweringClerk

Withsincereregards,

OriAlon

ECNExecutiveEmpoweringClerk

Withsincereregards, OriAlon ECNExecutiveEmpoweringClerk

ECNSelf­ServicestationattheHowlandPublicLibrary,BeaconNY.Ifyoudo

nothaveanECNself­servicenearyou,pleasecontactyourlocalbranchorvisit

our

www.supportivebureaucracy.orgtouseyourhomeprintertoanswervarious

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LLEApprovalNotice EmpoweringClerksNetwork CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy DepartmentofLove

LLEApprovalNotice

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

DepartmentofLove

RE:LOVING&LIABLEENTITYSTATUSELIGIBILITY

Dear

,

We would like to inform you that a special committee of the Empowering Clerks Network (ECN)foundthatanorganizationthat

youareactivelyinvestedin,

for a Loving & Liable Entity certification (LLE). All entities established throughout history areacreationofourcollective imagination.It is incumbent upon us, people who are involved in shaping these organizations, to make sure these creatures of our imagination behave in ways that increase Global Well Being. It is with genuine pleasure that we issue this certification,andwehopethat it’ll satisfy yourvaluableneed forrecognition.Beingpartofa Loving&LiableEntityisoneofthemostsatisfyingstatesofbeingin humanexperience,andwearepleasedtoseea 17.4%increasein

iseligible

​ 17.4%increasein iseligible theworldwidesproutingofnewLLEssinceApril2014 . ​ LLEsare

theworldwidesproutingofnewLLEssinceApril2014.LLEsare

one of the most powerful and potent powers in theworldand are vitaltoworldpeace. TheCSBwouldliketothankyouforyourimportantwork.Itis peoplelikeyouwhomaketheworldabetterplace.

Sincerely,

ECNValidationDepartment

May3rd,2016 OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofKarma U.S.DepartmentofAgriculture

May3rd,2016

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofKarma

U.S.DepartmentofAgriculture

1400IndependenceAve.,S.W.

Washington,DC20250

DearUSDAServicesDepartment

Thank you for putting consumer experience at the top of your priorities.Iappreciateyourdedicationandworktomakesureourfood issafe,ourworkersaretreatedwithrespect,kindnessandjusticeand thatthefoodsystemisrunningsmoothlyandsustainably. Like the USDA, the ECN is also engaged in the regular, often repetitive work of certifying and inspecting documents. We offer a variety of services and certifications, and our reputation amongst PlayfulPaperworkrecipientsofservicesscoresmuchhigherthanour competitors. As you probably know, we collaborate with the US Government on a regularbasis,intheformofsendingallsortsof offers to public servants and providing numerous ECSK2.0

(Empowering Clerks Starter Kit) to public workers. Just recently we issuedJoyPermitstoclerksattheNYDepartmentofState.Ourunique

catalog

www.supportivebureaucracy.org. Unfortunately, not all Government officesarerunasefficientlyastheUSDA. CurrentlyUScitizenshavenowaytobe sure about the type of Karma of a productoranaction.Notonlythat,they may even confuse good Karma for bad Karma and vice versa, as the Karma industry is highly unregulated. I am sure

is

available

at

confuse good Karma for bad Karma and vice versa, as the Karma industry is highly unregulated.

youagreethatthisisnotthewaywewanttogoasacountry.

Wearecontactingyoutoannounceanewserviceofours,which

is inspired by your highly effective public service, the famous and needed USDA Organic label. As of February 27th of this year, the CenterforSupportiveBureaucracystartedtooffertrainingforKarma

Inspectors(K1).K1scancertifyobjects,eventsandcommunitieswith

the ‘GoodKarmaCertified’label.Webelievethatlikeintheorganic food market, ourGovernmentneedstoinspectKarmacontentin each product or action for thebenefitofthepublic.Wehopeto

startaFederalKarmaInspection(FKI)programbySept.of2018,and

inordertobepreparedforthatweneedto:

1. FindaGovernmentofficethatwillwanttoworkwithus.

2. Improve our Good KarmaCertifiedlabeldesign(perhapsbuya

betterprintertoo). Ifyou’reinterestedinhelpingus,kindlyreplytothisletternolaterthan

Augustof2018.

Warmregards,

OriAlon,ECNProductQualityDepartment

Warmregards, OriAlon,ECNProductQualityDepartment CSB founder Alon issuing a Joy Permit and providing

CSB founder Alon issuing a Joy Permit and providing anEmpowering ClerktrainingtoaclerkattheNYDepartmentofState

May17th,2016 OriAlon CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork DepartmentofInspection

May17th,2016

OriAlon

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

DepartmentofInspection

Honorable.TracyMackenzie DutchessFamilyCourt

50MarketStreet

Poughkeepsie,NY12601

DearJusticeMackenzie,

ThankyouforinspiringtheEmpoweringClerksNetwork(ECN)to develop a new document and establish anewagency. TheAunt& Uncle Adoption Agency(AUAA)nowprovidesnumerouspeople with the opportunity to adopt an Aunt, Uncle, Cousin, Nephew, Niece or a grandparent. By allowing Chosen Family Members to receive an official documentation of their relationship status we can helpmorepeoplereachtheinevitableconclusionthat weareallpart of one big family. Attached are 24 pre­approved Chosen Family Affidavits,forthebenefitofthecitizenswhovisittheDutchessCounty Family Court. If you find use for these official documents, we’d be happy to discuss with youthepossibilityofhavingtheStateofNew YorkissuingthesedocumentsincollaborationwiththeECN.

YorkissuingthesedocumentsincollaborationwiththeECN. Withlove, OriAlon FamilyDepartment,ECN CC: ​

Withlove,

OriAlon

FamilyDepartment,ECN

CC:PeterA.Palladino,ChiefClerk,DutchessFamilyCourt

TheCenterforSupportiveBureaucracy EmpoweringClerksNetwork(LLE) SpecialAffairsCommittee EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 8729A

TheCenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

EmpoweringClerksNetwork(LLE)

SpecialAffairsCommittee

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 8729A

January30th,2016

ATTENTION:MUSICIANS,ARTISTSANDMERRYMAKERS

InlightofrecenteventsthathaveoccurredintheUnitedStates andaroundtheworldtheCSBandtheECNreleasedanemergency statement, encouraging citizens of Ulster County and othercounties who are licensedorunlicensedtocarryaguitar,afiddle,abanjo,a drum,asingingvoiceoranyothermusicalinstrumenttoPLEASEDO SO. An official permit to openly carry a musical instrument will be granted to those who are in need of such documentation, without backgroundchecks.

As bureaucrats, we hold the power to issue and authorize various official Playful Paperwork documents. We urge you,whoaretalentedinproducingmusic and street art to responsibly take advantage of your right. To ensure the safetyofyourselfandothers,makesure you are comfortable and proficient with your chosen instrument, and knowledgeableofthelawsinyourregion regarding making music and when it is legal to do it. Remember! your

and knowledgeableofthelawsinyourregion regarding making music and when it is legal to do it. ​ Remember! your

instrument has the power to surround hate and force it to surrender. All it takesisonegoodguywithamusicalinstrumentto prevent a bad guy with a hateful mouth. Our country is currently floodedwithhatred,andaspecialcommitteefoundthatmusicinpublic spacesisoneofthemostefficientwaystoeliminateit.

The ECN would like to remind all official and unofficial peace officersandloversoflife,bothactivedutyandretired,topleasecarrya guitar, a banjo, or just your singing voice, along with an open and courageousheart,wheneveryouleaveyourhouse.Wearethethick greenwavethatisentrustedinkeepingthiscountrysafe,andwemust bepreparedtoactatanygivenmoment.

Withlove,

ECNSpecialAffairsCommittee

Withlove, ECNSpecialAffairsCommittee

Inthemidstofmassshootingsandagunviolenceepidemic,theSheriffofficeof Ulster County, NY had released a statement encouraging citizens to carry firearmsinthestreets.

Yes,IsupportestablishingtheFederalCompassionAgency(FCA).

Ibelieveplayfulbehavioramongadultscandecreasecrimerates.

IbelievetheFCAcansavetheaveragetaxpayerover$219ayear.

IthinktheUSshouldbemoreinfluencedbyBuddhistvalues.

Iamawesome.

Iwouldliketosupportthegrowthofmyfellowhumanbeings.

Humorrelaxesmynervoussystem.

Idon’tpayfullattentionwhenIfilloutforms.

Name:

Randomnumbersandletters:

Achildhoodmemory:

Awish:

Signature:

Joylevel(1­10):

Achildhoodmemory: Awish: Signature: Joylevel(1­10): ThankstoAna,Maayan,SashaandZakai. Thanks to Norman Fischer,

ThankstoAna,Maayan,SashaandZakai. Thanks to Norman Fischer, Peter O’Kennedy, MichaelO’Brien,Beacon WritersGroup,AlisonRich,AlisonSpodek,CertifiedProphetPatchAdams, AlanGoldsmith,K.N.,Yonatan&Elisheva,GalAlon,Savta,Teafly,Yosaif August,YoavSegall,YoniStadlin,GinnyFigliaandZevEngelmayer.

ECNoffersdocumentsissuingworkshopsandeventsandcustomPlayful Paperwork documents design tovariousinstitutions.Pleasecontactusat EmpoweringClerksNetwork@gmail.comformoreinformation.

MorefromAlfassiBookscommunitypublishinghouse:CheckpointCharlie, PatriotAct,Hitler&Mepostagestampscomicsseries,TheMagicBagel interactive children’s book series,ThirdTemple­sortofstories,AJew Killed,Terry,theInappropriateUnicornandmore.www.alfassibooks.com

The ECN wouldappreciateyoursupport!YoucandonateviaPayPalto oribeacon@gmail.comorPayitForwardtoanothercause.Thankyou!

The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy has provided more than 32,000 official documents to thousandsofrecipientsofservices.

The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy has provided more than 32,000 official documents to thousandsofrecipientsofservices. Our catalog includes Joy Permits, Forgiver’sLicenses(ClassA&B), AdultSpecialAchievementstickers, OK Parent Award, True Friend Diploma, Aunt/Uncle Adoptioncertificates,ClownVisas,ApologyDeclarations, Refurbished Report Cards, DIY Certificates of Recognition,PainDeeds,Loving&LiableEntity(LLE) certification and more. CSB founder Ori Alon lives in Beacon,NYwithhiswifeandthreekids.He’sanartist, teacherandalicensedEmpoweringClerk.

teacherandalicensedEmpoweringClerk. "IamstillhelpedeverydaybymyForgiver'sLicense”
teacherandalicensedEmpoweringClerk. "IamstillhelpedeverydaybymyForgiver'sLicense”
teacherandalicensedEmpoweringClerk. "IamstillhelpedeverydaybymyForgiver'sLicense”

"IamstillhelpedeverydaybymyForgiver'sLicense”

NormanFischer,ZenmasterandBuddhistteacher

"Alon’sECNisasiftheTheDailyShowopenedabranch

ofgovernment."

Jean­MarcSupervilleSovak,socialentrepreneurartist

“Ilovehavingaresourceforclientstovalidatethemselves

whentheyfeelwrittenoffbytheworld”

K.N.,clinicalsocialworker