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RejectionLetterGenerator(RLA­77)825/L6

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The information in this letter is intended to be shared only among creative spirits who are interestedinsendingarejectionlettertoaninstitutionthatrejectedtheirworkortoanotherentitythey wishtovoluntarilyreject.Forthesuccessoftheinitiativeitisimportant nottosharetheinformation provided here with anyone other than fellow individuals and NOT to create any public online mentioning of it. Feel free to share the document using private message only. The information providedherereferstotheartworldbutcanbeinterpretedtootherareasoflifeaswell.

A.Whywritearejectionletter?

Theartworldisconstructedby3majorgroups:

● Artists(producersofcreativecontent).

● Audience(consumersofcreativecontent).

● Institutions(Facilitatorsofcreativecontent).

● Audience(consumersofcreativecontent). ● Institutions(Facilitatorsofcreativecontent).

Forthemostpart,producersofcontent,likehomeowners,havetogothroughacreativebroker suchasamuseumorapublisherinordertoreachanaudience.Thebrokeroften“takesacut”ofthe creativepropertyproducedbytheartist.Thoughrecenttechnology­basedplatformsmadeanoticeable change,manyormostofthe‘renters’community(akaaudience)areheavilydependedonavarietyof agentstoallowthemaccesstoinspirationalcontent.Itisrarethatanartistcancommunicatedirectly withanaudiencewithoutpayingsomelevelof'brokerfee'.Inadditiontothat,manyemergingartists find it hard to overcome institutionalized rejection and often withdraw their artisticpathduetothe disappointment,whichcanleadtoacrisisintheICSM(ImaginationCreativeStockMarket).Many artists report a feeling of helplessness while dealing with institutions, and providing a simple EmpowermentToolforthemishighlynecessary.Onewell­knownexampleisAdolfHitler,whotriedto applytwicetotheViennaAcademyofArtsandneglectedhisartisticpatchafterbeingrejected.By rejecting backartinstitutions,artistsareexpectedtofeel28%moreempoweredtoproducequality content. B.Howtowritearejectionletter You may use our Rejection Letter Generator (RLG­77) below and havetheCenterforSupportive Bureaucracyprovidetherejectionserviceforyou,anonymouslyorusingyourname,orwriteityourself usingtheseguidelines.

1. Introduction ­reflectononeexperienceofrejectionyou'veexperiencedandhowitmade youfeel.Youmaychoosetowriteorsharethatcontentwithsomeonetohelpyoufigureout howyoufeel.Ifpossible,namethefeelingsyoupossessaboutthesituationandthingsyou've gainedandlostduetotherejectionandhowwouldadifferentscenarioofacceptancewould makeyoufeel.

2. Startwritingagenericlettertotheinstitution.Remember!Rejectionlettersarenotpersonal, anditisrecommendednottoprovidethespecificinstitutionwithfeedbackabouttheirworkdue to(chooseoneormore)lackoftime,toomanyapplicants,financialconstraintsetc.Foryour convenience,aspecialcommitteeconductedaresearchandprovidedyouwithafewformats ofrejectionletters.Youmaychooseoneandadaptthenamesandcontenttoyourpersonal rejectionexperience.YoumaychoosetocreateaRFE(RegisteredFictionalEntity)inorderto makeyourlettermorevibrant.

3. If needed, repeat section 1­2 with another institution and share this document via private messagewithafellowcreativehumanbeing.

4. Afterwriting,youmaychoosetoshareyourexperiencewithus.Pleasecontactustoaddyour commentstothisdocument.

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1. The Center for Supportive Bureaucracy is the fastest growing organization offering Playful Paperwork products and CompassionServicestoadiverseandenthusiasticaudiencearoundthe

world.Ourservicesinclude,butnotlimitedto, JoyPermits,Forgiver'sLicense(ClassA&B),DIY CertificatesofRecognition,refurbishedReportCards,ApologyDeclarationsandEmpowering Clerkstrainingprogram.TheEmpoweringClerksNetworkisalwayslookingtoimprove.Ifyou haveanysuggestionsorinterestedinjoiningusasanEmpoweringClerk,pleasecontactus!More informationandcontactformscanbefoundatwww.supportivebureaucracy.org

APPENDIXA­Rejectionlettersexamples,theECNcansendtheletterforyou.

Date CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy 60AndersonSt.

Date

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

60AndersonSt.

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

Beacon,NY

DepartmentofCompassion

www.supportivebureaucracy.org

Name

Title

Organizationname

Address

DearMrs/Mr

,

Thank you for contacting the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy. We appreciate your

organization and we are thrilled to constantly partner with a diverse and enthusiastic crowd of individualsandinstitutions.

Itiswithgreatsadnessthatweneedtoinformyouthat(yourname)

would

notbeabletocooperatewithyourorganization.Pleaseacceptoursincereapology,andbyallmeans never hesitate to contact us again in the future. We strive to consider any new offers by our enthusiasticaudience.Sadly,wecannotacceptthemall,andpleasedonotconsiderthisrejectionor ourlackofpossibilitytopersonallyreviewyourworkasanegativeevaluation.Keepinmindthatthe future belongs to the dreamers. As George Bernard Shaw said, “creation of the imagination is beginning”.Pleasedonotstopimagining. We know that receiving such letter may be hard. For your convenience, ourEmpowerment

ProcessingFacility(EPF)issuedyouwithanECSK2.0(EmpoweringClerkStarterKit)andwehope

thatyouwillfindcomfortandsatisfactioninusingit,pleasefileForm601(c)ifyou’reinterestedina

Forgiver’sLicense.

Sincerely,

(yournameandsignature)

DepartmentofComfort,ECN

APPLICATION REJECTION

Name

Title

Address

City,State,ZipCode

Dear

:

Weappreciatethatyoutookthetimetoapplyforshowingmywork.I(ifRFEwrite‘we’)

receivedapplicationsfrommanypeople.Afterreviewingyoursubmittedapplicationmaterials,

wehavedecidedthatwewillnotofferyouaninterview.

Weappreciatethatyouareinterestedinourcompany.Pleasedoapplyagaininthe

futureshouldyouseeajobpostingforwhichyouqualify.

Again,thankyouforapplying.Wewishyouallthebest.

Regards,

YournameorRFE

OriAlon ​ 60AndersonSt. CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy Beacon,NY12508 EmpoweringClerksNetwork

OriAlon

60AndersonSt.

CenterforSupportiveBureaucracy

Beacon,NY12508

EmpoweringClerksNetwork

917­5334703

DepartmentofNewIdeas

www.supportivebureaucracy.org

November4th,2015

Mr.ArielShanberg CenterforPhotographyatWoodstock

59TinkerSt

Woodstock,NY12498

DearMrShanberg,

This official communicationfromtheCenterforSupportiveBureaucracyistoinformyouthat

duringaconversationwithyouonOctober1st,2015atBankSq.Coffeehouse,129MainStBeacon

NY12508,atapproximately607pm,anewideacametolife.

As you may know, the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy is the fastest growing organizationofferingCompassionServicesandPlayfulPaperworkproductsaroundtheworld. Our rich catalog includes (but is not limited to) Joy Permits, Forgiver’s License (Class A & B), Refurbished Report Cards, PersonalValidationVouchers,AdultsSpecialAchievementstickersand more.Asagrassrootsmovement, wecherishandcelebratethemagicenvironmentinwhichnew ideassprout.Itisthankstopeoplelikeyouwhocreateahealthyenvironmentforcreativeexpression thatorganizationsliketheEmpoweringClerksNetworkcanbecomeareality.Wewouldliketogrant youadeepgratitudeforthat. The new idea (INL #47293a) will bring the Center for Supportive Bureaucracytodevelopa unique service, in which an opportunity will be available for artists to send rejection letters to institutions that rejected them and/or send rejection letters voluntarily to other entities. A special committee,subdivisionofECNThinkTankiscurrentlyworkingonthefinaldetailsofthenewservice, andweappreciateyourpatiencewhilewaitingfortheservicetobeavailable.Pleasekeepinmindthat thisserviceisgoingtobehighlyconfidential andweaskyounottosharethisinformation.For

your convenience, our regional Empowerment Processing Facility (EPF) will issue you with an

ECSK2.0(EmpoweringClerkStarterKit)andyoumayapplyforaForgiver’sLicenseusingForm

601(c).Attachedisanexampleofarejectionletter.Webelievethatallowingyoungartiststoreject

various institutions will increase their self image by 41.7% and might prevent the world from experiencing another World War, as Hitler would be likely to withdraw his violent path if dealing

constructivelywithhistworejectionsfromViennaAcademyofArtat1908(seeappendixApage12

andappendixBpage13.)Suchcoincidencemightcontributetoa 319pointsincreasetheGlobal WellBeingrate(GWB),andmightbethegreatestimpactarteverhadonhumankind.

Withthejoyofgivingservice,

O.Alon,ECNExecutiveClerk

CC: Mrs.RotemRozental,NM(NewMom#352A) ZoketsuNormanFischer,ECNCommissionerofCompassion