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Earth Day’s Newest Sponsor ?


. . . ChemLawn

March 10 t h , 2010

SafeLa wns.blog

Statement b y SafeLawns ─ Apparently, Che mLa wn, which now calls itself
TruGreen, is the exclusive U.S. organic and sustainable lawn and landscape
care sponsor of Earth Day Net work.

S AFE L AW NS IS AN EMBITTERED AND VENGEFUL FO RMER OW NER OF A FAILED AND


BANKRUPT LAW N CARE COMPANY . U NABLE TO ACCEPT THE OBVIOUS INCO MPETENCE ,
AND THE RESPO NSIBILIT Y FOR THE UTTER AND INEXPLICABLE DEMISE O F THE COMPANY ,
S AFE L AW NS PREFERS LASHING OUT AND DEFAMING FORMER CO MPETITORS . S AFE-
L AW NS IS A L YING S ACK OF E NVIRO –M ANIAC C RAP !

Statement b y SafeLawns ─ First, Ma jor League Baseball decided to make


money from Scotts to re–ignite the « competition for the best lawn in the
neighbourhood », and now this.

Earth Day is selling out to ChemLa wn, the world’s largest lawn care company
— and therefore the world’s largest purveyor of poisons around homes,
schools, and daycare centers.
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Organo–Maniac Lawn Care Companies
are the true purveyors of so–called poisons
around homes, schools, and daycare centers.

T HECONVENTIONAL PEST CONTROL PRODUCTS USED BY T RU G REEN ARE SCIENTIFI-


CALLY SAFE ! O VERALL , W HEN THEY ARE USED PROPERLY, THERE ARE NO HARMFUL
IRREVERSIBLE EFFECTS TO HEALTH AND THE ENVIRONMENT ! T HE SAME CANNOT BE
SAID ABOUT THE O RGANO –M ANIAC L AW N C ARE C O MPANIES THAT ARE ASSOCIATED
W ITH S AFE L AW NS . T HESE COMPANIES PERFORM PEST CONTROL W ITH SO – CALLED
G REEN A LTERNATIVES W ITH DUBIOUS TO POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS EFFECTS TO
HEALTH AND THE ENVIRONMENT . T HE BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES USED BY THESE
COMPANIES ARE NOW BEING BANNED IN SEVERAL JURISDICTIONS IN C ANADA .

D ESPITECLAIMS TO THE CONTRARY , THERE ARE NO VIABLE , EFFICACIOUS , OR ECO-


NOMICAL PRODUCTS TO REPLACE CO NVENTIONAL PEST CONTROL PRO DUCTS . A MA-
JORITY OF THE BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES HAVE NEGATIVES RANG ING FRO M AL-
MOST TOTAL INEFFECTIVENESS EXCEPT UNDER VERY SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES , TO
A QUESTION ABOUT THEIR TOXICITY . O VERALL , SO – CALLED L OW ER –R ISK G REEN A L-
TERNATIVES ARE BOGUS , LESS EFFECTIVE, AND STUNNINGLY MORE EXPENSIVE
THAN CONVENTIONAL PEST CONTROL PRODUCTS .

T HEUSE OF BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES , W HICH ARE LESS EFFECTIVE THAN CON-
VENTIONAL PEST CONTROL , MAY CO ST AS MUCH AS TEN TIMES MORE ! T HE USE OF
BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES REQ UIRES EXTREMELY–HIGH–PESTICIDE–INPUTS
SINCE THEY ARE LESS EFFECTIVE . T HE BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES ARE NOT
SAFER, NOT BETTER, AND NOT MORE EFFECTIVE !

O RGANO –M ANIAC L AW N C ARE C OMPANIES ARE THE TRUE PURVEYORS O F SO – CALLED


POISONS AROUND HOMES , SCHOO LS , AND DAYCARE CENTERS . S AFE L AW NS IS A L YING
S ACK OF E NVIRO –M ANIAC C RAP !
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Statement by SafeLaw ns ─ This is the same company that tried to sponsor
youth soccer a few years ago, but that promotion was beaten back by [ Enviro–
Maniac ] activists and parents’ groups. How can it possibly stand to let Che m-
Lawn anywhere near our schools ?

I N FACT , S AFE L AW NS IS ACTUALLY EMBITTERED AND ANGRY THAT ITS FORMER CO M-


PETITOR IS ACTUALLY AN IMPORTANT SPO NSOR IN THE LEG ITIMATE BUSINESS W ORLD .

M ANY E NVIRO –M ANIAC –A CTIVISTS


AND THEIR O RGANIZATIONS ARE SIMPLY RICH AND
GREEDY AND AVARICIOUS SALESMEN THAT HAW K THEIR OW N LINE OF SO – CALLED
ALTERNATIVE GREEN PRODUCTS !
W HEN CONVENTIONAL PEST CONTROL PRODUCTS ARE PROHIBITED IN A CO MMUNITY ,
E NVIRO –V ERMIN MOVE IN W ITH THEIR OW N STUNNINGLY EXPENSIVE AND HIGHLY
PROFITABLE BUT BOGUS G REEN A LTERNATIVES !

H OW CAN ANYONE ALLOW E NVIRO –M ANIAC –A CTIVIST S NEAR CHILDREN ?


E NVIRO –M ANIAC –A CTIVISTS ATTEND PUBLIC FORUMS W ITH THEIR ILL – BRED YOUNG
ENVIRO – CHILDREN W HO ARE ENCOURAGED TO CRY AND BAW L IN ORDER TO DISRUPT
THE PROCEEDING S . T HIS IS NOT DIFFICULT SINCE MANY ENVIRO – CHILDREN ARE OFTEN
ABUSED BY STARVATION W ITH INFERIOR ORG ANIC FOO D .

E NVIRO –MANIAC –A CTIVIST PARENTS FURTHER ABUSE THEIR CHILDREN BY LEADING


THEM TO BELIEVE THAT W HEN A LOVED ONE OR A FAMILY PET PASSES ON , IT IS BECAUSE
OF PEST CONTROL PRODUCTS . I N FACT , TERMINALLY – ILL CHILDREN , OR CHILDREN IN
GENERAL, TEND TO BE USED AS « WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION » AGAINST THE
G REEN S PACE I NDUSTRY. S AFE LAW NS IS A L YING S ACK OF ENVIRO –M ANIAC C RAP.

Enviro–Maniac–Activists should not


be allowed anywhere near children !
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