122 things to do before school ends(: 1. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

2. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distra cting you.

3. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.

4. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab you r classmate s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point t o your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with p uppets.

5. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and gl are at them suspiciously.

6. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice an d say `I ll never tell and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you ha ven t been allowed to answer a question yet.

7. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got t here.

8. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.

9. Meow and bark occasionally.

10. Chew gum in class. If teacher says something, take out packs of gum and star t passing out gum.

11. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though every one knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem for three years no w. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.

12. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every

Wear it on your head and tell everyone that y ou re a volcano. Lead your class in a sing-a-long. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(f loor ceiling or chalkboard). then sit down and act as if n othing had happened. Tape that piece of paper to the floor. 20. 22. c eiling. 18. Scribbl e/draw red and orange all over it. 13. 19.time the teacher looks at you. Act like nothin 23. curl up in fetal position under your de sk and say `It s the voices again. If asked w hat you are doing by the teacher. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days g had happened. 14. If someone speaks over the intercom. or chalkboard. Write `Gullible on a piece of paper. . claim that you are having a staring contest wi th the tissue and you re sure you are about to win. 17. Then cry out `I m lost 24. 21. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him. 16. 15. then stand up there and look around. then just stand and stare at the tissue. Invent an imaginary hamster. Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Tell your teacher you don t need to do your homework because you re skipping sch ool tomorrow. Ask if you can teach the class. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room. Get up and get a tissue. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL.

Like. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy. Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook. 28. . Leave your zipper open for one hour. saluting to teachers and calling them ma am and sir . Act like you re in the army.uk . ask if they want fries with tha t. 29. Use a kick me sign. Every time someone asks you to do something. Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King. As a challenge. say `like. tell them you have other plans . 37. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY . . 33. When someone says Have a nice day . 32. 34. 35. 36. Sorry.co.Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie. Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.25. inform them that they are late and should report to the principal. 31. If anyone points it out. If a teacher isn t already in the classroom. 30. say. I really prefer it this way . a lot like 27. March everywhere. when they enter. 26. End all sentences with . like. see how many people you can put a kick m e sign on without them knowing it.

and when you re calle d on. as if you r e waiting for it to say something. spewing toot hpaste all over the place. Stand to ask questions. Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Disassemble your pen. and start passing it around the room. 43. After a few moments. Bring a small cactus to class with you. raise your hand as if you hav e a question. 41. go on a ti rade about proper oral hygiene. While doing so. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the profess or answers. Brush your teeth during class. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too. Every few minutes. 40. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early. write Signup Sheet at the top. Do this once a day. 45. Can you spell that? 42. If your professor tri es to interrupt or stop you. Repeat. start yelling at the cactus. Turn and look at the cactus. Demand extra credit. I can t b elieve you embarrassed me AGAIN . Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive. shrug. 44. 47. If your professor objects to your actions. act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down. When you leave the room after class. Insist that you can t start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Raise your hand. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like you re really interested in what you re discussing. say that the cactus has a question.38. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. and have frequent discussions during class . Act like your professor i s stupid for not being able to understand you. Accidentally propel pieces across the room while playi ng with the spring. sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to speak. Tie a ribbon around it. and pr esent it to him/her at the beginning of class. Ask whether you have to come to class. take a sheet of notebook paper. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor. and become increasingly irritated wit h the cactus every time. and wait for your professor to move on. 39. and throw a surprise par ty for your professor. 46. and mumble your question incoherently while brushing. .

Write fake love notes and slip them into people s lockers 54. Run around the school suspiciously with your hands in a gun shape while humm ing the misson impossible tune. just leave goo all over doorknobs. count how many people try to pick them up. 59. Look at the person next to you for a while then say out the class room. 60. cry and go mad if Mr pen commits su icide (falls off the table). get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it s the slimy kind). and explain that you got confused. etc. Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise. 55. keeping straight faces. Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time . your one of them! then run 58. 50. Apologize 49.48. Superglue coins to the floor. talk to him often. 53. Wait for your professor to mention a date. railings. When you use the bathroom. Bingo! . 52. 57. but don t wash it off. Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. 56. Stand up and pretend you are a flight attendent and review the emergency pro cedures and exits. Put a sign on your desk that says Out of my mind be back soon Then go to sleep . name your pen Mr Pen. 51. Screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh. and then yell out.

ask why continuously. Don t do your Homework. Flick pieces of paper around the class. **ADDITIONALS** 61. cross your arms and say. you stand up and say PROVE IT! 71. can tell you re a blast at parties wow I 65. look around with shifty eyes. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate.. simply reply. When your teacher asks why you were late say. then sit there and smile sweetly. (keep your back on the walls as yo u walk. When they do. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here).) 62. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that. My goldfish died. 69. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN T YOU READ THE SIGN? then go back to sle ep. hum the m ission impossible theme. 68. When you have a supply teacher. 63. When your teacher asks you why you didn t do your homework say I dropped it whi le beating up this guy for saying you re the worst teacher ever. When your teacher tells you to stop. Your racist aga inst paper aren t you. wait for them to finish their tan trum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG????? very loudly. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. etc. Then burst int . 64. grab yo ur head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!! 66. After everything your teacher says. wait for them to write their name on the boa rd. 67. 70. point your finger up like a gun.

" 84. When handing in your homework. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume. start singing opera as loud as you can . 73. write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seco nds at the bottom. May the force be with you. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 83. young one. Whisper to the person next to you. . 72. give me a minute then. scr eam OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! 76. Speak in French. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 78. 75. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says 79. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 77. look around pretending to be confused. 74. say there was "a disturbance 82. "The homework s due now? Oh. When the teacher comes up behind you. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 80.o tears. When the teacher turns the light off. 81. When they turn the light back on. When you leave the class bow and say.

When a teacher asks you a question. Make paperclip jewellery.85. when the teacher asks you what you are making. ryone else is simply early . I m sorry. Glue all their scissors together. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them. 88. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 86. the brain you tried to reac h has been disconnected. please leave me alone or try again later. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING! 91. Run in the room screaming. 93. 94. then laugh loads.g. 96. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 90. If you re playing a really boring game. When someone knocks on the door. Bring in a year 7 and says he s your new pet. say. say. When the teacher asks you why you are late. scream AAH MY EYES!! 89. sa y a nuclear bomb. E. eve 87. thank you. 97. In your technology lesson. necklaces. make a big deal if you win. the queen is never late. earrings etc . 98. shout OH NO. Tell yourself knock knock jokes. 95. 99. THEY RE COMING FOR ME! 92.

but make sure you do not get caught! . When a teacher calls on you say. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. 106. Talk to a pen. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded 102. 103. Then . say Your worst Nightmare 108. Make it bigger everyday. When the teacher is not facing you. bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS" 109. It s spreading. All the time. Pull out one strand of someone s hair and yell DNA! 101. yell NO I WON T SNOG YOU! 104. When a supply teacher is taking the register. if they ask who you are.100. IT S SPREADING! 107. Smile. Yell LIAR! to everything they say. 105. When you know the answer. say everyone is missing. the whole class moves their desk forwar d towards the teacher 112. " I forgot" 110. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. If you have to blow your nose in class. Hum throughout the lesson. Look at it and say. 111. blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. When the y whisper what s wrong.

When you hear a Police car siren from outside.When you come in late and the teacher asks why you're late. loudly say "STOP CAUSING A SCENE!" 122. While the teachers back is turned. suspicously ask "Really?" . REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 116. write your phone number at the end with a heart! 118. stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT" 115...oh my gosh. If you are sure you haven't passed the test.. They must have found the body! HELP!" 119. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh gosh. say "A wizard is never late. Oh my gosh.Every time the teacher tells you something. nor is he early." 121. he arrives precisely when he means to. everyone swaps seats! 117. run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no. they're here. COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!!" 114. When the teacher makes a statement..113. oh my gosh!. Reply "ERM. When someone whispers a question. Shout "NEXT!" 120. When a teacher asks you a question.crap !. When it's your turn to answer a question.

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