This action might not be possible to undo. Are you sure you want to continue?
I was drinking and hanging out with my friends in Shinrim district until 10 pm. But that day was also the day I had to go visit my aunt in Bupyeong. I thought I should stop screwing around and left... I took the subway from Sanrim station and in Shindorim I was waiting for a train that headed to Inchon. So while I'm waiting, I noticed that there was a girl next to me, completely wasted. She wasn't exactly 'celebrity-pretty' but still unique and attractive. She was one of those girls who looked good in yellow t-shirt and jeans. Looked like she was about 24.. or 25... Maybe it's because she's drunk, but her eyes were almost closed, unfocused, and sometimes gagged. "[gagging noise]" If she wasn't so hammered, she would be really cool. Then the train came. It was late... so there weren't so many people inside the train. She and I took the same train... of course, since we didn't know each other, we were on the opposite doors. As soon as she got on the train, she leaned on a pole. But while a normal person leans against their backs, she was leaning against her stomach, and was waving back and forth precariously. Her drunken behavior was pretty cute, so I kept watching... In front of her (the chair right next to the pole) a bald man was sitting down... He was reading the newspaper with an utmost concentration. Right on top of his head, she was going back and forth! No one around her was paying attention to her... I was only watching her too.. But suddenly, she acted strangely. She was shivering for a moment then, [sound of throwing up] Yes, it's true... Suddenly, she... on the bald guy's head.... While this was going on, I was the only one watching. But when the sound of throwing up came around, everyone on the car turned around to look at her... then at the man... and everyone started to roll on the floor laughing.
On top of his bald head were noodles coming down like hairs... a red noodle no less... must have been from the snail dish... then to the shoulder... to the stomach... the chunks and liquids and ... That man... for 10 seconds he looked as if he didn't understand what had happened, then he wiped his head with the newspaper he was reading. He was so awestruck he couldn't say anything... poor guy!... But... the real fiasco started from there. After she threw up, she looked at me, eyes barely open, and before she fell down she said.. "Sweetie... [throws up] sweetie... [throws up]" When she called me sweetie... everyone on the car started looking at me. "Wha... wait... Miss, who are you? What do you mean 'sweetie'?" I tried to deny it... but it was too late... everyone was looking at me with a vicious look. ^v^ (a woman next to me who was still laughing) @.@ (a girl standing by the next door) -.& (a man who just woke up) O.O (a girl who just had her eyelids done... sunglasses at this hour?) ^___^ (A student who looked like he was my age) T.T (This is me...) Some guy was trying to hit me with his newspaper... some woman tells me 'what the hell are you doing?' Yes... Suddenly, I became the boyfriend of the drunk girl. The bald man stopped wiping himself off and called me... "What do you think you're doing? Come here!!!" 'He's going to kill me!' I was terrified... and slowly, approached him. "Hurry up and take care of this mess. How can you just sit by while your girlfriend is drunk like that? Are you out of your mind?" "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.. T.T." I didn't have any tissues... I don't even have any handkerchiefs... So I had to take my t-shirt off... my sister bought me that... and started to wipe his clothes.
When things were kinda back to the way it should be... my girlfriend (?) started to worry me. I looked and she was knocked out spread eagle. I picked her up (actually, I dragged her by her feet)... and sat her down on a chair.. everyone avoided me... damn it... Next stop was Bupyeong... I have to get off.. But what about this girl? I can't just leave her here... the people in the cart kept staring at me. I tried to wake her up, but she just won't budge. So, without a choice, I carried her and went off at Bupyeong... she looked pretty light, but when I got out of the station, I was covered in sweat. What should I do?... I'm not a bad guy; I don't want to carry around a drunken girl... especially when she's a complete stranger... My chance??? Yeah, I'm sure it's a chance... wait, you're telling me to just take her?? Having no other options, I looked for a local motel. "Ma'am, I need a room." "Oh dear... she's completely wasted." "Yes ma'am... can I have a room?... Oh, and do you have a medicine that wakes you up?" So I went into a motel room with her... She was very skilled... she threw up so much, but her clothes didn't have anything on... so I didn't have to take anything off, I just dumped her off on the bed and... I thought "Why the hell am I here?".. damn it... I looked at the mirror and I was covered in sweat... I looked like a crazy person.. "Well, since I'm at a motel.. might as well take a shower." I took a very long shower... a shower after sweating so much... it feels good. I came out afterwards, but she was snoring already... she's impossible... But I'm not that kind of person.. so I just wrote a memo: "Miss, contact me later." and left my cell phone number. Do you think she called? If you're curious... I have so many memories with her (most of them hurting me...) Yep... she's one brave girl... She called me next day...
.. give it here. I can’t believe this girl! (Note: It’s considered VERY rude to use informal format to strangers)) Me: Yes... She ordered two coffees without asking me.. she read my memo and called me.. and started munching on it...” .. why are you using informal“The Girl”: Hey. would you read the memo left by the stranger and call him the next day? If so. Damn it. Me: Hello? “The Girl”: Who the hell is this? (Like I said.. So yes. You had to be there T. read below). all that drinking did nothing to her stomach.. She must live somewhere around here.. She won’t remember anything from last night. $... They say ignorance is strength. I was a bit afraid to talk to her. I had to say ‘Yes ma’am’. then told me “You’re buying. -_-. she knows the area well.) Me: What? Who is this? “The Girl”: I called the number on the memo you left at the motel.... Then she told me to take care of the bill...... are you eating that or not? If you’re not.. and when she was done. it’s me. b... she looked at mine and said “Hey.. Completely wasted. as soon as she woke up. I’m hungry. I know a friend. Let’s go get something to eat... send me an email..Chapter 2 If you think about it.. ‘You son of a b!tch! @$$hole! What did you do to me? I’m calling the cops!’ Me: Excuse me.. Me: Yes ma’am. “The Girl”: It’s you? (‘You’? Informal you.T We went to the nearest restaurant. and taken to a motel by a stranger (nothing happened. To be honest. she took it from me. brave...... she’s very brave.. Get over here now! So I went back to the motel.. and then she would... she was waiting outside.. she probably don’t remember what happened last night.$. I couldn’t believe it..but..” Then... Apparently. Then she took me to a coffee shop near the Bupyeong station. Get over here. I’m hungry too...
Then. then she told me. Suddenly. just like last night. So I began to put the missing chunks in her movie one by one. I was a bit nervous..... She said she would call me at night. “Give me some money for taxi. then told me that she was dumped yesterday.... That evening.A thought crossed my mind. She’s a lot more tougher than she looks. But she was really attractive when she was in her right mind (kind of.. shouldn’t she be saying sorry to me then? Then she asked me what happened. On her ID... So I gave her 10.. it said 760416-2****** (This means that her birth date is 04-16- .@ (The waitress) –.. People in the coffee shops were looking at me. Is she? She’s really shameless..” What the hell... she was crying. so I looked into her wallet and took out the money for the bill.... and I started feeling sorry for her. Then she started telling me about yesterday. She wanted to buy me dinner to say thank you. And she told me to go back to the coffee shop in Bupyeong. she drank half a bottle? It was unbelievable. she was a whole new person.. she might drink too much again. She was breathtaking.). sounded like a movie with chunks missing. I wasn’t going to pay this time.. She changed what she was wearing and she put on some makeup. Then we started to drink.. drank until she were gone. and just like last nightShe drank a half bottle of soju (roughly 4~5 shots) without stopping. Maybe she’s one of those con artists who takes money from guys who help her when she throws up on some bald men. She didn’t remember my face. then. ~.. I lived in Seoul.~ (A couple next to us (get a room!)) @..~ ~.. but she remembered me helping her and her calling me “sweetie... right? Actually. I met her at the coffee shop again.... she was really calling me.” . We went outside the shop. so I came back. Plus. people start looking at me..000 won ($10). she was unconscious.. her eyes were saddened. Only half a bottle? Then yesterday.–? (Some guy next to us) Whenever I’m with this girl.. I did it because I was really scared. Again. She said her goodbyes. she began to cry in front of me..... I’m a nice guy.
’ You think we’re in a relationship now? I wouldn’t call her my girlfriend. My friend are all 74. maybe. I think you’re a 76.. I put her on the bed and looked at her carefully.... I felt sorry for her.. it’s been three months.... She must have changed into.) Me: I..1976)..... Something was wrong about her. then I told her... and she’s using informals? Maybe I look younger than I am... “Like” is too casual. She really was pretty. Chapter 3 So.. Owner: Go ahead. I’ll get you the wake-up pills I guess loyal customers are indeed valuable. I think the pain of breaking up had affected her greatly. into this.. -_-.... Tomorrow was Monday.. Once again.. And yes.... In any case. Here’s a good news. I’m sure she feels the same way about me too. Owner: She’s wasted again? Me: Yeah. Me: Hey! How old do you think I am?!. but “Love” is too heavy... ... which meant I had to go to school. buying medicine and everything. -_-. She’s not acting like a drinker.... The owner welcomed us.. and thought ‘I’ll try to treat her pain.... I could hear my own heartbeats. ‘Please don’t throw up.. But I gave it up.. and of course. and I’m older... she’s on my back.. I use informal format with her as well now. ma’am? (And I’m stuttering even when I’m saying this) Girl: You? I don’t know. recognizing us. After confirming that she was younger than me.. there were plenty of.’. and slept in the corner.. I’m treated like a 74.. But I have to help her deal with the pain she’s going through. why is that important? (Her eyes are getting narrower) Me: You’re a 76! I’m older than you! I oughta beat the crap out of you and teach you some respect! (I wish I could have said that. there are lots of stories to be told..... ‘dates’. also at the chest.. so I thought. Right now.. but since my birthday is early.. area. But I don’t want to be in love with this girl. She probably tried to deal with that pain with alcohol. It’s been pretty horrible three months. but.. I’m 75 (meaning that he was born in 1975). She’s younger than me. Then I went to the same motel last night.
Then she said out loud. “What kind of school is this? I can’t find the damn classrooms!” You guessed it..Girl: Oh. I’m a college student. the lecture started at 2... It hadn’t been that long since semester started. she was one brave student. ‘She’s new. she called me.. The professor probably thought she was some brave student late for class. Few days later. And then. I just wanted to run away. Our tough. but the professor didn’t recognize all of us. then you use informal too. so she wanted to do something.. I usually spend it on food and drinks with my friends. tough girl.. I’m not that impressive myself. the front door of the lecture hall burst open. Then the class continued. really? How old are you? Ok... I blame alcohol. . After lunch. She sat right next to me. I blame the world.. Something wasn’t quite right. At 2:30. She was coming towards me. so though students recognized each other. isn’t she?’ ‘She’s pretty hot!’ ‘Our school has girls like that?’ ‘Finally. and I don’t have classes on Thursdays... when students were late for classes. Whenever I got some money. I could hear her footsteps. in lecture. I blame my friends. I was wearing the same clothes as I had whenever I met her. As soon as I found out it was her. but I decided that at least I wasn’t beaten in the process. She goes to S university. I told her I was in class and that I had lectures that afternoon... don’t we? It’s been two nights and three days since we’ve met. I was at school. Usually. Quietly. She doesn’t have classes on Wednesdays. Then she told me she was coming here.’ Some guy with same major as mine whispered to me from the back. and everyone looked towards it. How could she know it was me? She couldn’t have seen me. But people were talking left and right. Whoever this was... and we spent the two nights in a motel..... We have a strange connection. a reason to go to this class. they use back doors. so I basically have one pair of sweatshirts and pants. She said she didn’t have class that day. It’s not like I could stop her... so I couldn’t get out until 5. And that’s how I got to use informal to her. I turned around and pretend to be asleep.. I hoped she didn’t notice me.. And yes..
idiot. She was waiting for me outside. what did you told him? He’s not exactly understanding. she was definitely capable.. she told me “I told him I had to go get an abortion. But..... During the CAD class. Everyone was looking at me with envy. ‘That guy’.’ If she just forced me to leave the lecture. but she was nowhere to be seen.. Surprisingly. I’ll count you as present. I could not ditch this class... Let’s work on her after class. It felt kinda good.“Bro. What the hell... I got up quickly. right?” The lecture hall turned completely silent.. so go ahead.. and that you were the father..” Yeah. After 10 minute break. In case she started talking to me. of course. she told me “Ok”.. Yungmi used to help me with the blueprints all the time. why?” “That girl was your girlfriend.” I thought to myself ‘Moron. Two hours left. But... but now she looks at me as if I’m a pervert. Then the break came.” “Huh? Professor. the girl next to you is really cute.” If someone else had to me this. “Hey.. Haha. I’d be known throughout the school as... what did she say to the professor? How did she convince that intolerant professor to let me go? So I took my stuff and came out. So I told her. I didn’t do anything to her. And sat back down.. The 20 minutes till the break period felt so long. Did she leave? Or is she just waiting for me? Then the professor came in and said. the class continued.. Just kill me instead..... Then I couldn’t go to that class again. The students complained about letting me go.. What kind of situation is this??? I was ruined! My campus life at this point had been terminated... “Gyeon-woo. I’m not exactly a model student. and told me we should go somewhere else. She followed. This professor is famous for giving out Ds for absence and F for an absence and tardiness. I just decided to take the F. I wouldn’t have believed it.. In all honesty. This girl. .. The girls in my major aren’t even talking to me. so the professor told them what she told him.
so get here in half an hour. A friend of mine told me that such things had never happened before or never will.. Chapter 4 She always wants to meet me during the weekends or Wednesdays.. I gave up going to school and was standing by in my house." . Anyway.. Without an exception. I can't. and only took the final.. You've read all the writings so far. and I’m already left out. And..T) Once again.. I have a bottle of soju with me.. but if she comes by and call me and tell me "come out in 10 minutes or I'll kill you!"... . She told me to go to Jam-Shil station's fountain.. I have to get there in 10 minutes. Oh. any classes I took. For the people who know why. She came to my class in a Wednesday and.. (My tuition. The professor must have taken my ‘situation’ into consideration. One in 120 gets an A in that class.. Even if they don't close down Dang San bridge.. This is nothing compared to what I had to go through so far.... she probably would have drank it all by herself. I didn’t go to class at all... She doesn't have classes Wednesdays. and told me." . made a mess. scary...... so I don't go to lecture on Wednesdays. on Wednesday... So people started hating me even more.. She didn't call beforehand. you had to work your ass off to get a B. That’s not all... "I'm at Shin-do-rim station... you know why....Afterwards.. Like I wrote from last chapter. people were talking and talking. T...... It had been only 2 months since I started college after military service.. right? Yes. and... Especially Wednesday.... This one time. . but I don't have any classes either.. If I didn't get there in time. "You have half an hour. So I took the cab.. I got a B in that class I couldn’t go to any more.T... ^^ I live for people like you. Yes.. she called me. She really did have a bottle of soju with her.. .T I live in Shin Dang district.... He told me it was gonna become a campus legend... I can't get there by subway in half an hour. actually. Thank you... That class..... she called me that day as well.
.. but she rode the gyro drop three times in a row (This is the Gyro Drop: http://youtube. So we went through the bushes and went closer. But just a can of beer?. she started to cry. She suddenly said to herself... I guess she got tired of picking fights.. I felt so bad for her. Who the hell are you? Crazy. and hid behind a bench.. She looked at the lake and she said it was so pretty........ Though she was tough on the outside... Already.... then. she was pretty generous with time limit. we sat down too. We bought two cans and a saewookang (shrimp crackers).... There wasn't much to do... and all that stuff. she would be the same. When you ask them to ride something scary.. I wish I could go inside. She's probably thinking of her ex again. but now..... in the old days... it's just soft drink.. and screams. She wanted to take a closer look.. Usually. lakes.. I bought lunch... I do NOT want to drink anything with this girl... part outdoor amusement park in Seoul) She paid the entrance fee.." The stranger looked at her as if she was crazy. she wanted to drink beers. sat there. Then. and what with the streetlights. with strangers.. just hamburgers. the place was filled with couples sitting on benches.. "That lake is so pretty. Maybe she had a good day. she was so fragile inside... Right? I thought. Whatever. she didn't say anything..com/watch?v=9ynIwWnro8g ) Afterwards.T...... they pretend to be scared. (A part indoor.. Apparently.... She wants to go to Lotte World. girls turn really cute in amusement parks. I found myself drowning in the lake.. I can take the subway as long as I run like hell. It was getting dark... there were streetlights. "Hey! Why are you wearing red shirt? Who said you can wear red shirt?!" "What the hell... By the time we finished. . we went to Sukchon Lake... I thought she might jump into the lake. T.This is where my war begins.... she even bought the day-pass... 30 minutes. the mood was just right. I ran away. In her eyes. so we just.. But today. I stood by her side. Out of nowhere. she called out a passerby." I became a bit tense. the place was crawling with gangsters..
We had to hear two hours of lecture from an officer. you guessed right.." Chapter 5 I was very weary of her "toughness" and her ability to make trouble just about anywhere... By then.. a Local Man Attempts Suicide.. "After Being Dumped By Girlfriend.. No one tried to help me.. but. In case she drinks by herself and is helpless.. so she pushed me into the lake. I wrote my phone number on a card and put it in her wallet. People by the lake gathered around. Someone must have called 112 (emergency number for Korean police) We rode the police cruiser bravely.. and went to a local station. I was pretty much on alert for any 'sudden situations'. When can she recover from all that? Next day. I know. The land is in front of me... but no one tried to get me out. No. so I eventually crawled out. I couldn't say anything..I tried to get out. Even she must have been surprised. *If I'm completely out of my mind. there wasn't any other way. I was very depressed because of a friendship gone rather awry. I can't swim.... but I can't stand on the bottom of the lake.. Me: Hey. She wanted to see how deep the lake was.. She was nodding all along.. a daily newspaper had a small headline. what if I died then? Why did you push me? "The Girl": Men are all bastards. And what's a better medicine for sadness than alcohol? I drank quite excessively that night. I couldn't be angry at her either.. please call the number below. You know how people can't always be happy? That there's a day when everything goes wrong? That day.... I really felt for her. I was just sad... I could hear the siren by then. 'Why don't you just stab me with a knife to see how sharp it is?' Sukchon lake is deeper than you think.. Cell Phone #: 016225-***** It's just like that lost and found tag you get for your dog. or in case she makes trouble after she's drunk... I asked later... No one knew what to do. .
. Half an hour later. You have to get off here. "Sir." She lives in Bupyeong.. (Still. I suddenly wanted to see her (whose outward looks.. My stomach was not feeling good at all. Then I fell asleep. I had a blinding headache..S.. But then.. and using a soda can as a pillow.. at least... A cop got me a cup of water. the world really is a nice place to live in. uh. I was in jail.. my beautiful and tough girl game in... ...... thank you. quietly. "Listen.. *gags* *burps* I'm at... then her uncle. When I arrived at the Subway station. was appealing). When I woke up.. "Hey!. It's me. standard. she told me that her uncle was the district attorney. well. and called her uncle in the middle of the night. -_-.... and get meeee.. And then I called her. Soju is 20~25% alcohol) But I don't act up when I'm drunk... there were some coins thrown in front of me. If you think about it.. -_-. saw me sleeping under the station bench. Jemoolpo Station.. at least. It really was Jemoolpo station. you gotta wait for the call from the DA (District Attorney)" District Attorney? I must have attacked a woman or something last night while I was drink... and he lived in Jemoolpo.. I. Apparently.. and I guess I was unconsciously planning for a revenge.I can only handle a bottle and a half of soju (Note: This is quite a lot for U.." "No." (Note: Jemoolpo station is in front of University of Inchon) I was still drunk at this time. and had a painful thirst as well. Why am I in here? Let me out....... in 30 minutes.. Someone dragged me off the subway and had me lie down on a bench. I tried to remember what happened.. My life was over. and fell asleep Someone woke me up then... This is Jemoolpo station. 30 minutes is pretty generous. but all I remember is calling her. young man. I just sleep. I was always pressured by her time limit. trying to figure out where I was. I don't remember anything after that. and that guy had the heart to take care of me) I looked around. I drank two bottles that day... I realized she hadn't come last night. You gotta come here. She was worried because I did something very out of character. Just because I slept a little doesn't mean all the alcohol drank already would be gone.. barefoot. and I had to head home only semi-consciously. I was a complete stranger. I took the lane heading to Inchon....
) I'll just leave the answers to everyone's imagination... letting me sleep in a jail? And I was his niece's friend... I'll reveal her friend's ID (screen name. Also. If something happens to me.... *Hello. a lot of emails and memos ask the same questions Are you cheating on the girl with Hahyung? What is the girl's cell number? Is this a true story? Everyone told me to answer on the next chapter. this is Gyeon-woo 74. she put one in mine.. Everyone got a picture of Hahyung... certain situations) in our wallets.. Sometimes. right? She has nothing to do with her. it doesn't look good.. Oh. -_-. It's pretty cool. 'You're worse than me. I understand the situation and that her uncle was a DA. Remember that the author is. There are nuances in the sentences that cannot be translated) . please call this number: 011-316-**** * And this is how we have each other's address and phone numbers (and asking people to call this number in. and she finally found out about this whole internet story deal.. Also. so if you see me acting crazy.. -_-. she agreed to put me in jail. Remember how I put a card in her wallet? Well. at the point of writing this.. That day. posting it on a website for people to read. I'm completely out of my mind.. she'll kill me. she beat the living hell out of me...... he's not acting that pissed off either. So he took a chapter to clarify some things.. Hello.. I'm a mental patient. I really hate her friend.' Chapter 6 NOTE: This chapter is not really part of the story.. and told me that if I do something like this again. and of course. but still..Then her uncle had taken me to the nearest police station. Later when I get a job at an office.. Hahyung is suffering because of me. but if I wrote the answers before the story. (It's already too long. I'm going to Xerox it.
If the visited counter is lower than before.. I don't know what to say to this.. I got there in hour and half.. if you ask me. very pretty? ================================================== ======================= She's pretty.... If there's a good position open..... "Come to Bupyeong ?? Cafe in one hour.) ...I'll probably going to be summoned by her again..) She's a senior in college right now....jpg) (Once again. She receives scholarship awards.) Remember how she told me that she was dumped and that's why she drank so much in the beginning? She wants me to edit it so that she dumped him... wherever she gets a job at.. Is it still on?) She's very smart too. From Seoul Shindang district to Bupyeong station. I wanted to keep the middle ones... how can I beg her not to kill me? I don't want to die. Taxi? Yeah.jayang..) Her life is very similar to the ones played by Kim Hyun Joo in a Drama (Remember that cheesy soap opera playing on Sunday mornings?. And I'm a really poor guy.hs..000 won ($50).... I'm going to write this the way she want me to. she's. Now. What excuse would I use? No... I told her we should just post a picture of us.... she wants you to know that she's very qualified...." She's very pissed off. I thought all my fingers were going to break....... She looks very similar to Shim Eun Ha (Photo reference: http://www.. and it's gonna cost about 50. no. but only express taxis. I'm writing the way she wanted me to. (She thinks internet can do everything.. I'm going to be killed along with my fingers. male employees are gonna suffer.. chapter six.... there's no way subway can get there in one hour.kr/upfiles/%EC%8B%AC%EC%9D%80%ED%95%98-good.. (Too much TV.. (I have nothing to say.. then she beat the crap out of me.. And yes. I apologize sincerely once again. \_/ From here. she calls me..
and balloons fly to the sky as a banner rises saying "Happy Birthday!" Great idea! That would be really cool! . as her birthday approaches day by day.... Money? She has too much... I have to survive. Anything she need? Doesn't exist.. (I have no idea what this girl is thinking) Her friend who told her about this. and she's a economic administration major.. Instead of something I can buy.. might murder me. right? Fast 75... (Note: Meaning that since he was born in the early months of 75.... right? Please. I apologize once again. then they said "Idiot. I thought about doing something for her instead. I'm 75 Rabbit... Please? I'll buy dinner... Me? As I said before. either in January or February. Don't you think it's a great idea?? I thought about a movie. she... anyway.. Make this birthday even more unforgettable than any birthdays or anniversaries she had spent with her last. Oh... you know why.... but . so that she can recover as fast as she can from him. So I reminded them that I was a rabbit.. her birthday is April 16th.... A DRAGON and a rabbit? You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be murdered. doves. Chapter 7 On her ID.. I get more and more nervous.. please edit out the sentences in parentheses. She wants to know if there's any thesis paper out there that she can copy.She's very busy because she's writing her graduation thesis. Birthday. no wonder you're so.. (Note: Most likely. but my friends are 74 Panthers. his friends didn't try to establish an elder-young relationship) My friends told me... I'm dirt poor.. this is caused by the discrepancy between lunar calendar and Gregorian calendar (which is widely used throughout the world)) Her birthday is very near. as she opens the trunk of the car. she is a 76 Dragon (Note: Meaning that she was born in 1976 and her eastern zodiac is Dragon).. but on the calendar. If I try to pass the day by without doing anything.... Think about it..." What a great bunch of friends... it's in June.. I don't know why. you're gonna print this out and show it to her again.. speaking of murder... a Panther and a Dragon can't have a good relationship because they're both fierce. what should I get her. I don't want to do this either.
saying that they'll get fired. Me: What if I got the security guys something to drink and smoke? Friends: I don't know. she and I are the only ones at the amusement park. and even got an autograph (awesome!). and there'll be security in the place anyhow.. As I stretch my two arms to the sky..000 won ($100).wikipedia.. secured her safety belt. Me: Fine. They're heading for the door Me: Fine! Fine! Here's 200... but mostly I was operating a SR2 Space Voyage..... In the middle of the night. and tell her. Kim Hee Sun came to the park. or a driver's license.. Friend 1 would turn on the main power and go straight to the pirate ship Friend 2 would hide in the carousel control room Friend 3 would track us in case she does something crazy. Apparently. this is all I got... this was it. Doves? How do you catch them?? and banners? ridiculously expensive. I immediately called my friends who were still working there. take her near the carousel. My friends look at me like I'm crazy and stands up.... (Note: Similar to Back to the Future ride at Universal Studio park) This one time I was working.But.. I was in charge of operating some rides.org/wiki/Kim_Hee-sun) She rode the SR2 too.. I would go with her into the amusement park. There's another idea! Even better one! A feasible one! Before I went off for military service (note: mandatory in South Korea for about 2 years)... but they refused. bribe them for me.. the carousel turns on with fireworks! Now that's what I'd call a movie scene! I tried to convince them.. 100.... (Picture reference: http://en..... I don't have a car.000 won ($200) We figured out our strategy.... I used to work at an amusement park. ... and turn on whatever the ride she wants.000 won ($50).. would that work with just couple of bucks? Me: Here's 50. they still couldn't find a better job. So. but I couldn't give up.. I took her ticket.
going for a drink would be the best solution.. with both arms stretched out. The day has come.... It's her birthday.. We arrived at the wall of the park. but there weren't any. Me: I always wanted to come to the park in the middle of the night. one of the friends turn on the streetlight as we pass by them. She's yelling at me.. I pretended that I didn't have any gifts... I'm so proud of my brain cells... You're good at that right?. the plan is foolproof! No one in real life could get a birthday present like this.. they're learning quickly how to avoid other people staring at me while I'm with her.. so I figured the front gate would be closed... then the carousel turns on with music. And I quickly pretend I was yawning.. Then we move on to the pirate ship. she would be quite unpredictable.. They tell me everything is ready. she asked me why we're going there. ... Then we ride the pirate ship.... and I have to keep her with me till the late night. A bouquet? I don't have one. Passerby are staring at me.... Of course....... I sure have a bunch of trustworthy friends We took a taxi to the amusement park. I have to endure it. "We have to climb over" Her: Are you crazy? Why are we here in the middle of the night? Climbing over the wall no less.... and we ride the carousel. I called my friends I was heading over there... we have to move in at late night. I tried to find a side door. As we go on.. The day before her birthday. if she drinks a half a bottle. Just the two of us.. She's... It's 1 in the morning. and I took 10 minutes. please? Let's be crazy and just do it.... She climbs over in seconds.... I practiced in front of the carousel. I told my friends to buy one for me and put it on the carousel.. but. probably an expert wall climber..." I stretch my arms. I decided we would climb the wall.. the day is almost over.."This is my magic for you. I didn't really answer. being completely out of your mind.
. I took her hand and was about to ride the carousel.. but they refused.. what happened wasOfficer: (He's not even listening.. She's about to cry. they tried to bribe the security. the one that let me experience the fine institution of jail... it was very dark.. After getting yelled by security for hours.. She must have been taken by surprise. we're at the police station.... they thought "whatever" and let this whole thing happen. Officer: What are you guys trying to do? Why would you go in there in the middle of the night? Huh? Me: I'm so sorry. the best plan of my life is about to come to its full... yes..... Carousel is turned on.. Since that job was the only way they can support their families. they all got fired. "This is my magic for you.. See. her uncle.. and we couldn't see anything... I turned around to face her and took her by her shoulders..My heart was beating loudly.. So my friends spent the money I gave them on their cell phone bills... sir.. (you remember the first time. she and I. why ask me why we did it then?) Do you have any idea how much fines you are going to take? So.. "Hey!! What's going on!! Who are you??" And now.. She might just come for a bear hug when she's so moved. You gotta appreciate the power of DAs. we were sent to the police.. they can't risk getting fired. Finally. Since they promised. along with my friends. In front of the carousel. I hear whistles... Then.. Next day. We headed over to the carousel. This is my second time in jail.. spent the night in jail together. and as practiced. came by and took care of it.." I stretch my arms to the sky..... (Ha!) So what about the fines? The next day. everything was going according to the plan. ... out of nowhere. Can anyone say they spent their birthdays behind the bars? My friends told me. whispered.. I guess I did give her an unforgettable birthday gift.. right?) In any case. Silence is broken by sound of music singing happy birthday...
and Kung Fu..... motel (?). She has almost moved on from him now.. I just wanted her to be happy. .. Kendo. I beat them all. Chapter 8 Sometimes on TV.. Her parents think of me as public enemy #1. You won't believe me." and decided to play squash (you know..But. It was July.. You're right. In Taekwondo.. please email me..... PC House... I'm still marked by her uncle.. What is she up to?.. She's really rough. Pretty soon... but there are sides of her that are cute like that. that sport that apparently only the 'bourgeoisie' enjoys).. And we were getting tired of going to the same places over and over again. For two months.. I became #1 on her uncle's blacklist... there's no way I'd remember something like that.. it'll be the 100th day since she threw up on the bald guy in the subway. Judo.... And once again. So we both agreed to "play with some culture and sophistication. murderers. movies. I have... I ..... video place. but I'm a martial artist too.... I don't think she had time to think about him at all... To tell you the truth.. so it'll be the 100th day since we've met. one degree... this 100th day? If you have a good idea... she and I had covered basically all the places couples go to (bar... Of course. robbers. because of taking care of all the things both her and I did for past few months. Drug dealers.. . Hapkido....... She called me and reminded me. rapists. really. (1st Degree + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 1) The reason I'm rambling about this is because I wanted to prove to everyone that it's not because I'm physically weak that she always beats the crap out of me. But I got the impression that it was her who was preparing something... a martial artist comes out and demonstrates these fancy moves. what would I do for her. You don't believe me? . jail -_-). when the weather turned really nasty. That's right. and took the first place!!!... -_-.
how good can she be? I was drunk with victory and... so I was pretty confident. I think I have a stomach cramp. long time no see." From here. "Hey. Me: It's too hot to play Kendo.. Her: \_/ I was covered with equipments that I didn't even know the names of.. the result? Of course I won.... Whatever. Me: I don't want to drink with you. I can win against her in something. and even if she did. I was confident once more. the loser has to fulfill the winner's one wish. and... Yes.. let's just go swimming or something! Her: -_-... She.. she wanted to do Kendo. It's a murder on your shoulder and back. what? People in the gym started to say hello to her. So. She must've been angry that she lost..... It can be anything! She's overconfident with her natural athletic talent.never played squash before. not the sound of me getting beaten up) Game over. the protective pads gotta be sturdy enough..... Me: I............... But Kendo is a pretty tough sport.... and the game begins! Bam! Bam! Bam! (No. ME: What bet? Her: Loser buys drink tonight. there was no way she knew how to do Kendo..... Her: Then.. and I was back to my old self again. Don't regret it... When I was little.. Everyone who's my age in my neighborhood has at least one scar on the head from me. I always kicked ass in sword fighting with little sticks... finally!! You owe me a wish! But the problem started from here... . Me: Okay.. ever.. I started to get nervous. So we go to the Kendo gym. but I did have some experience with Tennis. She has no idea what's coming. wanted to make a bet.
. I study... it went head.. but not the fight. who knows? She might complain that her food sucks and throws her chopstick like a knife to the cook or something.. I'd won the squash game... Hey! When I watched it on TV. washed my face with cold water. Wait!... and there's tension in the air. I was barely conscious. I could see the ceilings... falling asleep in less than 5 minutes... I answered. it probably would've killed me.. Zzzzz I don't know how long I slept. so she still owes me a wish... sometimes. then.. What should I tell her?. But if I had gotten hit.(Kinda like this.. it was her.. and came back to my seat... I tried to fight off sleep by drinking coffee..... It looked as if it was rising... And now I'm getting sleepy. I get nervous every time she holds even a wooden chopstick. smoking.. A girl with Kendo degree. but me. That's right. leg.... slept.Everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and began to watch. is scary as hell. barely awake. It was awesome... How about if I tie her up on a tree and beat her (for once)? After that day... then I don't remember what happened... I just pretended I was knocked out.. . I feel sudden pain at my side. She approaches.. got a place in the library.. I begin to sweat. Did I get hit? No way! I parried her attack.. and opened my book. I called for timeout... I went to school... And of course. With a strange look on their faces -_____________ .. then a cramp in my head. waist.. Chapter 9 Today's Saturday! She doesn't have any classes and neither do I.. And ardently I. 3 meters apart... isn't that what we're supposed to do? I wish I hadn't agreed to do this. head. BAM! She went straight for my head. I could see the stars. and I stare right at her sword. T_T I pledged to be a great person by opening the front door and going to the library and. My plan for the day is to go to the library and study the whole day..... but my phone started to vibrate.....) We both have the bamboo swords. Any case.
What should we get?" "Just whatever. kinda salty. Do you want to die.. She wanted me to get more so she ordered the double serving. It is a noodle with black bean sauce. I'm going to the University Street (literal translation.. Think your local university. here's a picture for you guys though ^^: http://sfood." . kinda sweet.htm The price range is about 3~5 bucks. so we found a Chinese restaurant (note: not really Chinese food. and the street right next to it filled with shops." In the drowsiness of my sleep." "No.. Hurry up. Lunch was a few minutes ago.. etc.." "I have to study today. I'm suddenly craving for a jajangmyun. disgusting.. something feels wrong."Hello?" "Hey.. and neither of us had anything to eat so." Suddenly. But then... just called one for no apparent reason) and she ordered "Can we get a double order of jajangmyun and a single order?" Well.. -_-... you get the double and I get the single?" "That's right..info/cuisine/nudle/p_11. this is why I can't even study at the library.. and she tells me "Hey...... The double one is mine. the book I was using as a pillow was drenched with my drool.. the waitress gave me the double and gave her the single. I answered the phone loudly in the middle of the library.. "What kind of an @$$hole answers phone in the library?" "See... or do you want to get there?" "I'll get there. our orders are switched. Considered a junk food and can get messy around your mouth if you're not careful)." "Let's go eat jajangmyun (cannot translate.).." "Wait. I got to the University street and she was waiting for me there.. coffee shops. the silent library became noisy... that was sweet of her. I quickly got my bag packed. so meet me there." She wants jajangmyun. she said "I'm hungry.
she finished. I picked up my chopsticks. But I have my pride too. she says "Hey. Somewhere in the middle of the second bowl. and so is she.... "No way! Ma'am...... .. and you turn around and look at other kids behind you about to get hit. ma'am. can we have two of those?" So we're on our second bowl."Then.. even the chefs came out of the kitchen to watch us.. I have my pride..... why didn't we get two doubles?" So she eats the double and I eat the normal one. I finished mine.." At this point..com/down/images/1/ghsqnfok_291861_1%5B459530%5D. You have to get another one. But.. other customers have forgotten their orders in front of them." "Can I get jjamppong (once again.." She doesn't let up "No. I'm finishing up mine..jp g) instead? I'm getting sick of jajangmyun. for us to have eaten the same amount. I ask the waitress "I need another double here. and said.... So do onion pieces (note: both are usual side dishes with jajangmyun)... The world has turned in that black jajang sauce color. there's another double in front of me.. Everyone was looking at us.. "Let's go. you have to eat one more single.. You know how the teacher's giving out group punishment? And you're the first one to get hit. with that black sauce. but she still has one more to go.. we need one more single." We shouted at the same time and started eating. and now.. you know.... your first bowl was a single.... as if we were crazy. And some delivery boy got the living crap beaten out of him by the owners after asking them if he could deliver later. but are too busy staring at us.. spicy seafood noodle? ^^ here's a picture: http://image. so it's not fair. I ate three bowls.... The owners aren't even working. I told her "Hey. can we have another double?" She ate 2 doubles and I had a single and a double... it was just like that. Before finishing mine." Daikon pickles fly at me.. but like I said....ohmynews.
.. So we sat. She tells me.. and was watching us. But... I was reminded of a jajangmyun pizza for some reason.. result.. Then some guy passed by. Everything is......... About 200 people made a half-circle with 10 m radius around us.. if someone hit my stomach right now."We have to finish this. And we looked around. "I can't walk anymore. and. yellow mucous right next to us. and we stood up.... 20 bucks.." She ordered another double........ shaking.... "How much?" "Let's see. the sun looks like a daikon pickle.. and we left the place..... we were holding hands (lovely) and. while holding the telephone poll. .. she's an econ major. the noodles are near my throat. We try to stop it.... and then we played the multiplication game (where you recite the multiplication table in a certain beat and song) for it. on Saturday. She was writhing with pain.. 20 dollars worth of jajangmyun (think 20 dollars worth of Big Macs) I can barely walk. After a while. Everyone looks like delivery boys. coughing and then spitting thick.. Some of the stuff splattered and got on my face.... That was around 3 pm..... meaning that the place was packed with people. and on her face.. So. collapsed near a telephone poll. black.. I'm an engineering major.. 2 singles and 5 doubles..... damn it... I cringe and looked at her.. threw up in front of them. then.. we started to throw up.. like I said. I managed to eat 2/3 of it. let's rest here for a second. We saw that. we're about to faint. but we looked at the .... Engineering! There's no way I can lose to her.... We got in front of a Baskin Robins." We ate. went at it again...
Girls (… I’m so sorry about this) “Her”: Wanna die? Anyway.. I went to the University street. "So last Saturday.. But I still have no idea what they ate. I thought 'are they from the mental hospital?'. what do you like to eat? Me: Yeah. ugh. “Her”: Hey… so what do you like? Me: Um.. and their face was covered with that black stuff.. thanks to the jajangmyun residue.. Well.. Chapter 10 [My guess is this was partially incorporated in the taxi scene back from the highschool uniform --> club] Ah. I guess they were embarrassed and started to run. right? You know that Baskin Robins? Some guy and a girl were throwing up in front of it in the middle of the day holding telephone polls. Me: Really? You want me to come over? And you’re going to make me something? “Her”: Yes! So tell me what you want to eat already before I change my mind. and thought "I will never eat jajangmyun. No school… I don’t have to wake up early and face the hangover… I can stay up all night surfing websites… ALSO! You can express your… love to each other… all night long… hehehehe… It was early in the morning. but some guys in my major was talking in groups. girls? “Her”: Idiot… I meant. it was all black and... I went back to school on Monday.. EVER!" And then I prayed that no one I knew was in the crowd. so come over and I’ll make you something.. and I got a call from her....... I know.. After that..I took her hand and ran. my parents won’t be home for two days. ..... asking me to go eat jajangmyun would mean termination of our friendship. at least that guy didn't know it was me. Saturday… Saturdays are always the best.." I thought I was having a heart attack.
].. just in case. right? I went to a public bathhouse [note: lol… this does not carry the same implication as it does in United States. but I decided to buy a little present beforehand… I was invited. right? She calls me over because she’s going to alone in the house for two days? What makes her think she’ll be safer with me over there? I was invited to her house… this is my first time over there since I met her… I should groom myself a bit. but her house was pretty big… a giant front door… and a Shepherd the size of a lion started to go crazy and barked at me. with skulls glowing… I also borrowed a Chanel perfume from my little sister [Note:… yeah. she poured me a cup of juice and told me she was going to make lunch even though it’s kinda late. It is literally a place with several gigantic baths and showers where people go take baths. comforting steam coming from her lunch… it’s ramen…. and my face turned a several shades whiter. She’s actually doing something nice for me? Right? She is doing something nice for me. I don’t know why he used his sister’s either…] I arrived at Bupyeong station… she said she would come and get me when I call her. “Her”: That’s strange… Chacha (dog’s name) never barks at people. Once inside. I covered… myself with my hands… I’d rather face a pair of scissors… -_-. and… Well. even to strangers… Are you thinking about something perverted? Me: How would a dog know what I’m thinking about?! He’s just nervous because I’m new to him (smart dog…) “Her”: But he never barks when my friends are over… that’s so strange… How the hell did this dog caught on? Do you remember that scene from “There’s Something About Mary” where the main character fights with a dog. So I sat down on a sofa with absolutely nothing going through my mind. I wore my best underwear… glow-in-the-dark skull pattern… -_-. “… I thought you were going to make something special?” . “Hey! Lunch is ready! Hurry up!” I could see the warm. after all… She came over in a cab and took me to her house… I guessed that she was rich.She’s…. It actually looks really cool when it’s dark… you know.
I went over to the kitchen and saw her busying herself over so many different things. I turned my head towards the right side. she promised to make something really special for dinner. it’s a special ramen. putting me in trouble… but I think she’s depending on me as well… She shifted around a bit. Looks good. “Do you want to eat it. right?” “So you invited me all the way to your house to eat… ramen?” Talk about a huge disappointment… ramen… But I think she noticed that I was severely disappointed because then she said something that really affected me deep down. . this story takes place in that ancient strange world where DVD was yet to be born] in the dark. Heh… that means she wants me to stay until dinnertime… maybe even afterwards? We watched a movie [note: video.“Yeah. or wear it on your head?” “I-I’ll eat it. with the curtains drawn… sitting on the same couch… Somewhere in the middle. and before I knew it I fell asleep… When I woke up. Her head was right next to mine. I could smell the fragrance coming from her hair… It was nice… I thought about waking her up… but she was sleeping so soundly that I decided to let her sleep… but my shoulder was starting to ache… and my arm began to feel numb… Holding her head lightly. I guess the movie had ended… She was sleeping on my right shoulder. not DVD… lol remember. I wanted to go behind her and give her a hug. I got my shoulder out of there and wrapped my arm around her shoulder. Thank you so much! This looks really tasty!” By the time I was finished. She was still sleeping. While watching her sleep. Her wounds must have healed a lot by now… but she’s always beating me up. I thought… it had been two months since I’ve met her. with her head on my chest. then woke up… then wiped her drool from her face. the TV was making a strange noise with gray squiggles going all over the screen. messing with me. My… shirt has something warm and slippery on as well… She’s making dinner now… It smells wonderful… It felt as if we were the newlyweds. I decided that the movie was no good.
we would be playing Monopoly? Hehehehe… She’s bringing a huge stack of books… each book has post-its and highlights all over the place “Hey. Picture reference: http://www. I began to cry.But we don’t have that kind of relationship yet… we’ve only held hands so far… She made soondobu chigae [Spicy soft tofu stew. she might just pour the whole thing down my throat. It’s… delicious… *sniffs*” This was the first meal she made for me. what’s all this?” She’s also bringing a notebook.sangganews.” … The reason she really brought me over was to… use me as a typewriter all night long… I knew it was too good to be true.com/board_file/bd_success/updir/200705/s_img/117990211 762. I didn’t let her eat a teaspoon and ate the whole thing. Do something??? Just the two of us??? There are some strange nuances of meanings in that sentence right there. An empty house… what would we be doing tonight? What do you think. It was getting pretty dark… Me: Hey. How could I say it was horrible? Her disappointment? Screw that. Okay? “Her”: Wait… but we have to do something tonight. I couldn’t stop crying… When I finished. It was… beyond the point of salty and into bitterness. Mmm… I think I’ll make that for dinner. I drank a 1.jpg]… Only because I’ve said before that I liked soondobu chigae … We sat down together. . I took a spoonful and carefully brought it over… I put it in my mouth… I almost spat it out.5 liter bottle of water in one gulf. “Type these for me. “Aw… Don’t be so emotional about it… *blushes*” “Y-yeah…. I’m gonna go home… Thanks for dinner… “Her”: What? You’re going already? But I’ll be alone in the house… Me: You’re in more danger with me… Make sure you lock all the doors and windows.
. and celebrities that may be referenced to help the process as well. and it doesn't mean "Oh wow! That guy behind you is really cute!". I don’t really mind… We don’t really love each other anyway… Rather. And just to be on the same page. like a cuddly baby chick. This is due to the fact that. Judging from how this is my first summer off (as opposed to “off”) for a while. I completely forgot its existence in the crazy chaotic hurricane of school work. In this very chapter.. Pretty myself up?” “Yeah.. That was my intention from the start anyway… I know. and the very spirit of the work would be lost if I did that. I hope you notice that the grammar is inconsistent in terms of present and past tense. Pretty yourself up and come to the Bupyeong Station. this translation is not word-for-word. The cultural difference can also be jarring and sometimes downright confusing. Gyeon-woo.. we try not to love each other… All I want now is for her to overcome her past and be able to love someone else again. okay?” . The original work is an internet semi-novel/blogpost. I promise :-) Also. in the original work. I include pictures of foods. places. It's me. it literally means cute. I promised to introduce you to them.. The humor. attitude. Contrary to the context of the word. the girl's friend calls Gyeon-woo cute when they meet him the first time. Why am I going too when you're meeting with your friends?” “Because. the author does go back and forth a lot.) *Riiiing* *Riiiing* “Hello?” “Hey. So hurry.” “.I spent all night typing her notes and post-its and highlights… she brought be a juice then slept for an hour… then got me some fruits then slept for an hour… then got me some cookies… then slept for an hour… But still. it is a simple compliment as opposed to anything flirty... so don't expect any formal writing anytime soon. I'm meeting up with couple of my friends today. translations will continue at a faster pace.” “W-wait.. meaning. this one wasn’t as fun as the others… but not every episode can be fun… right? She’s becoming more popular than me online… I’m kinda envious… heh… Chapter 11 (Translator's Note: Gigantic props to anthony for reminding me that I did this once...
and sweetener. despite the not so kind looks others were giving them. Anyway.) The group consisted of me. but. when they say that I'm cute. so the four of us sat next to each other with two popcorns..videoman. Sweetie~” At the same time.. her and I were engaged in an epic battle for the entire content of the bowl. her.. I wasn't too sure if they just wanted to get out of there.. So.. (T/N: the author probably bleeped the name of the place to avoid any possible legal ramification) I can see her and her friends. Pic reference http://www.kr/uploads/goods/bingsu. (Ugh.. five of them total. guys.The whole thing took place at the ??? coffee shop near the station. I was in the market long enough to understand euphemisms like that. it was just the vomit-inducing couple and us. a couple. The couple ordered a diamond ice together (T/N: a sort of shaved ice with sweetened red kidney beans.jpg) .. but. they were feeding each other in turn... but she ordered a diamond ice for the both of us. the two girls left the group saying they had other stuff to do.. you came! Sit down. Her: Hey... Her Friends: Nice to meet you! You're pretty cute. . His name is Gyeon-woo. We ordered soon after we were introduced. the two girls ordered coffee... it means I'm not much to look at. and two other girls. After leaving the coffee shop. huh.co. Our hands moved beyond the speed of visibility. I just wanted a coke. Gyeon-woo: H-hello.... there's a guy in the group as well..... fruits. The couple in front of us is being unbearably affectionate with each other. As soon as I got to the table. The theater was practically empty. and no saliva on the spoon. we all decided to go watch a movie. she began to speak. just with spoons. This is the guy I was telling you about. It's not like they can't eat with their own spoons.. and after discussing what to do next. rice cakes. No hands. “Hey! You took two rice cakes at once! Put one back right now!” How the hell did she see that?! I made sure to hide the rice cake inside the red beans. “Aw.
. To make it worse. We then looked next to us and behind us to see people covered in popcorns glaring at the other couple.. I glanced at the other couple. we'd never get that nauseating with each other.. not that our relationship is anything like that in the first place. the girl had her hand on his waist. At the same time.The lights went out and the movie started. Heh heh heh.. right. (T/N: PDA is a bit controversial in South Korea) Her and I. The guy had his hand on the girl's shoulder.. .. SMACK! I bet that even if we're together for eternity. After making her promise not to drink too much.. She does laugh a lot more than she used too. We were playing rock. the girl was feeding the guy popcorn periodically. One for him. We both pulled... yeah. They were in each other’s arm. One for him. had our hands stuffed in the popcorn bag fighting yet another epic battle. “Rock! Paper! Scissors!” Her: Scissor Me: Paper Her: If you please.. kissing in public.. It was a bit nauseating to see... and the popcorn went into the air. Our hands happened to go into the bag at the same time.. making unusually large noise..... right? Her + alcohol = disaster) The couple in front of us became more and more. her and I. paper. scissors where the winner got to slap the loser... one for her. (You know why. I feel proud whenever she laughs so brightly. and they were holding each other's free hand. we went to get something to drink... We looked at each other and grinned sadistically.. I could also feel that the day I have to leave her was coming closer and closer.. aggressive. Ugh. Both of our mouths were full of popcorn. one for her. making a rather nice firework...
I need to pay my phone bills. foot! First kid steps over with his right foot. okay? Her: No way...Chapter 12 I was walking with her to her house... ever (T/N: a game where one person shakes a random number of coins in his or her hands. and we must have missed the evening rush. I am very good at games involving 50/50 chance.T But I don't have a choice this time. right. let me know... To make it worse. Ah ha! Three high school kids are coming our way! I kept chanting over and over again... I don't really like taking girls back to their house. It was a bit weird for both of us to fall asleep there.. I took her back to her house then too. Winner takes all the coins).. Right after we broke up. it reminded of that one time with an ex-girlfriend who I dated before I went off to the military (Translator's Note: South Korea has mandatory military service that lasts about 2 years).. Me: Have it your way then. a lot.. I never lose at Odd/Evens. Yes! Second kid also steps over with his right foot. Me: It's 2:1.... ugh. she wins. so we decided to play games on the way... If anyone wants to challenge me. and the other guesses whether the number of coins is odd or even... so I'll just hit you once. We had to switch subway lines at the City Hall station and go all the way to Bupyeong. I win. right foot. right foot. Whenever somebody steps over the line with left foot. It was a bit late at night.. Third kid. You hit twice. I could've gotten a perfect victory.. There are about a million games you can play in the subway. and I'll hit once. The game we decided to play at the time involved a line drawn on the floor with a key or a coin.. It takes about an hour... right foot.. Here we go! . The winner gets to hit the loser with a finger (T/N: Just like in the movie).. she might beat me up. It was so close. he steps over with his left foot.. What's her deal? I would've taken the generous deal. If they step over with their right foot... I'll list them off later. T.
.... so I take my sweet time and wait couple of seconds. and they still march on beat? Damn newbies.. You're right. both of us using fingers.” .. if I lose... she is the law.. With my middle finger.. People within 5 meter radius started to stare at us. 2 meter. This was my chance! As soon as she opened her eyes and relaxed her shoulders. They're on leaves. Left foot. Left foot.. five soldiers on leave were coming to our side of the car. she gets tired of waiting.. I bend it at a hard angle with my thumb. It was a success! It hurts the most when the person relaxes. Whoa. She must've gotten really scared. 3 meter...... She then made a suggestion...... Now.. -_-. I won't hit mine so let's just call it quits. Her: All right. They were all privates or PFCs. Me: Then I'll slap too! Her: How can you even think of slapping a girl on the face? Me: What. Hah. girls can't get slapped but guys can? Her: Of course! Want to test out the theory? Me: . here.. I am sadistic. Left foot. 1 meter. I told you I was sadistic.. Her: This is unfair. Me: Here what go? .. and they were still very disciplined.... go!!! “Left foot. here we go. I get slapped. Yes. I knew it. we.. Girls can't get slapped..I first place my fingers over her forehead..... BAM!!! Sound of a pumpkin cracking could be heard... Left foot. Me: What are you talking about? Let's just leave it as it is. I get to slap you on the face instead. after all... and opens her eyes. Her: No way.. Her: Fine.. She begins to strain her eyes while holding up her shoulders..
.. then turned around and came toward us. There were four left. remembering how crappy life is during the military service.Her: Come on.. do you remember when you learned the quadratic equation from school? WellRight on the bat.... She was being generous and letting me off easily! She looked like an angel then. from stifling their laughter.. She lightly touched my left cheek.. she hits me on the jaw. 'Sir!! Please!' I shouted inside. right foot.. So that takes care of one hit. he knew exactly what kind of game we were playing. .. My mouth became dry and I was stretching my neck beyond capacity... I felt like a death row inmate waiting to hear his name. I suddenly stood up. Everyone that just stared at us is about to die. Everyone was staring at us. Me: Hey... The guy next to me suddenly stood up..... My left cheek became all red and swollen.... Isn't it lovely? Do you think maybe rabbits really do live there? (T/N: Common East Asian fairy tale) Her: .' I closed my eyes tightly. for maximum effect.. 4th slap... realizing what was about to happen. she let me relax with all the light touches and then went hard on the last one.. Me: Hey! Look at that moon. 'he's going to take my side. I was shaking without noticing. just kill me. She then lightly touched my right cheek.. This was no joke.. she touched my left cheek lightly again. 'Fine.... right foot. She was so nice. right?' He walked in opposite direction from our line for a while.' I thought. and the last slaSMACK! My left cheek was on fire. She was really going to slap me full force in front of all these people. 'He's a guy.. I literally saw stars.. The five soldiers from before started to snigger even though they didn't know what was going on.. Right foot. I was about to teach them a lesson as a former sergeant. 3rd slap. but I left them alone.
what girls call their older brother or older male friends..) I was about to hit.. These are her pet names for me.. well. Zzzzzz “Her”: Right. huh? Me: No. too intent on watching us. turned out it was noon already. (ha! Losers can't say anything.. traditionally... 'retard'. 'bastard'. very different. 'Thank you so much!' Me: All righty! Here we go! Her: . you were on the internet all night again. During breaks or holidays. “Her”: What's wrong with you? Are you still sleeping in? Me: Uh huh. I need at least 12 hours of sleep to function properly. It has always been 'Hey you'. The middle finger starts to shake from strains.“YES!! Right foot! RIGHT FOOT!!!! WOOHOO!!!” I felt like the king of the world.) I place my finger just like last time. 'idiot'. I was on the internet until 6 am in the morning last night. The guy turned around and grinned. My grudge and sorrow all carried by this single finger.. In modern context... “Her”: Yeah right. I felt very warm inside.. so get some rest then come out. (T/N: Oppa is..... studying. It's pretty fun playing games in the subway.. *Yawn* . *Yawn* ... this is a common title girls use for their boyfriends. even though it was really early in the morning. (I've never seen subway that quiet in my life..... The level of power behind this finger is going to be very...M.. Oppa. no. The whole arm starts to shake. I was. Suddenly. Call me oppa once and we'll call it quits. Me: Hey.. so I only had 6 hours of sleep so far..... My cheek stopped hurting..... I'll give you a call around 6 P..) She has never called me that once.. uh.. -_-. Chapter 13 She was calling me... Everyone around us has become very quiet. Her: . okay? Me: Okay. but then. or semesters.
. yeah... and dragged me along.... confusing Sun Mi's voice with Her voice even if I was sleeping? It was pretty much clear that God had turned his back on me today. Gyeon-woo! Long time no see! How have you been? Me: Hey..zzzz. I'll just wash my face and be there..zzz. I took my phone out and saw this.. someone came next to me and nudged my arm. It was her. gimme 30 minutes.. I was looking for Her around.. The call I got 30 minutes ago telling me to go to Jongro was not from Her..... Sun Mi: Hey. It's me. Gyeon-woo... And my phone began to ring on the way. She was going to buy dinner.. Can you meet me at Jongro (T/N: One of the more popular place to hang out and have fun in the middle of Seoul)? Me: Okay. long time no see. “Her”: Hey.. She said she'll call me at 6 PM.zzzz. that's right.... I mean.. Sun Mi.... Sun Mi told me that she was hungry.. an old friend of mine..... Suddenly.... What're you doing here? Sun Mi: What do you mean? I came to see you. Yes.M... but from Sun Mi. *Riiiing!* Me: Hello. Me: Huh? What are you talking about? Sun Mi: I just called you like 30 minutes ago.... I was in front of the Jongro Bookstore.. even for a Saturday night.. It was 7 P. I'm glad she wanted to have dinner and catch up... remember? To meet me at Jongro? Me: -_-. what do I say to her? Me: Yes? Hello? . It was pretty crowded with people waiting for their friends. Oblivious to my realization.zzz. but why today of all days? And what the hell was wrong with me. I looked at my watch.. But how can I refuse an old friend who wants to have dinner and catch up? So I followed Sun Mi to a restaurant.. in all probability...: You Have (5) Missed Calls I was completely screwed..
. but she wanted to eat here.. Of course. they could probably tell we couldn't speak English.... not knowing what to do. and this gave us a chance to discuss our predicament....... I studied English for god knows how many years.. Me: You order it.. but still they're sticking with the same waitress. she was saying 'Good evening. very broken English) . The waitress came back. but the waitress was from another country. I barely speak Korean. are you ready to order?'.“Her”: Hey! You little. She went over to the counter...... *static* Where the hell are.. it's easy to figure out what she was saying if you write it out like that. Me: No...... I don't usually go to this kind of place. damn it. Basically. I'll just have what you're having..... you do it... Me: Hey. (T/N: in English.... Waitress: Good evening.. that's like English phrases you learn in middle school... did you know they only use English? Sun Mi: No.. that's just BS.. Me: Oh!! My Gosh!!! .... Sun Mi and I both looked at each other. I have no idea. in English) I guess the waitress was at a loss as to what to do as well.. what's with this place? You're the one who wanted to eat here. Um. (T/N:. *static* *Beep* *Beep* Oh goody.. this is my first time too... -_-. Waitress: Do you need a few more minutes to decide? Me: Huh? What? Slow slow.. I don't think she spoke any Korean.. Me: Um. is this lucky. Forget English.. But I tried my best. was looking away. it took me by surprise. Sun Mi: Everyone says you're really good at English..... speak! Please... or am I screwed even more? Sun Mi took me to a really nice restaurant. This is embarrassing.... It was out of batteries.... Waitress: May I take your order? (T/N: in English) Sun Mi... but to actually hear it in real life situation. Are you ready to order? (T/N: in English) Me & Sun Mi: -_-..... because she started to talk in English....
We were hoping it was just to get the dishes out of the way. Her calls. when we were finished.... Me: Hambag Steaki. Our.... she couldn't just take the dishes away. (T/N: English) Huh.... What did she just say? Luckily. I think Gyeon-woo is ready for a transfer to an American university! So we were enjoying our hard-earned coffee and coke when. but... Then.. two!! ok? (T/N: in English.. (T/N: English) What. I asked Sun Mi if she wanted anything. But.. ........ Whew! At last.. the waitress came back. but an actual conversation can be... Me: Speak slow please.. I tried to call her. Yes! Gyeon-woo saves the day! It was awesome! .Sun Mi: Hey... there was no need to offend Sun Mi by taking a call in front of her.. but I chose to use the public phone instead. No. Me: I would like a cup of coffee and (points at Sun Mi) coke (T/N: English) Haha.. the coffee tasted like poison. very unpleasant... I caught the word “dessert” at the end of the sentence. I was drenched in sweat.. Me: No thank you.. so we just took a guess that she was asking about desserts..... and I wanted coffee! Hah! I can take care of this one... Coffee and coke... Waitress: Would you like any soup or salad? Me: T.. my efforts led to us getting the hamburger steaks.. Mother. could she? Waitress: We have a wide assortment of desserts..... The sky was falling... Sun Mi offered her cell. let's just eat hamburger steaks..... very painful English) Waitress: Yes. I remembered something very... well...T Dinner was turning out to be a real challenge.. Even though it was a middle school level English... It was actually really good... Because of the trouble with the waitress. I think she's asking us whether we would like soup or salad as well.. Just give us two hamburger steaks. confusing... what now.. but the batteries were still out.. I had completely forgotten about her calls... Sun Mi wanted coke..
. But it still kinda hurts... I'm with a girl too..... If I fall for that and go there. It's meHer: You're DEAD!!! Where are you?! Me: You see. my fingers were shaking. preserving my life is much more important.. it was Sunday. To be honest. There was no way it would've ended like that... uh........ um.. That wasn't the end.. Her: Hello......... Her: Shut up! Where are you?!! Me: Jongro..... I'll be beaten to death.... Sorry... Even if it kinda hurts inside........ um... Her: Jongro? What're you doing there? Why haven't you called back? Why were your phone off? And what are you doing in Jongro?! Me: Oh. where are you? Her: Shinchon (T/N: Another popular place to hang out in Seoul). she'll beat the crap out of me. She called me in the morning... So I told her that I was sorry and that I can't make it that night and hung up.... so if you don't want to come. don't come. I don't feel guilty at all.. she's trying to make me jealous.. hehehe. there was. and I was sleeping. Me: Today's not a good day. there's something I have to take care of. But.. Get over here in 30 minutes! Yeah. If I go near her when she's this angry.. Do whatever you want.. what happened was.I pressed her phone number one by one. But. -_-. Me: Hey. my cell doesn't have any batteries. you know.. I'm with a guy right now. right.. sorry. The next day. Chapter 14 Yep.. Her: Fine. It's not like we're actually dating.. isn't sleeping in on Sundays a tradition? ... the next day. and it's not like we ever said that we like each other... Hah. of course..
So far... internet social groups would meet in places like these. I am really screwed now. let's go eat something”. a comfortable couch..... and hopefully save me. and a very private setting. This woman was going to take me to a dark place and beat me to death in private. you know. I would've preferred that. even I would've been upset. She wasn't her usual self..” (T/N: A Video Room is like a private theater with a projection... just become a Yes-Man for today. it was really cozy back then (T/N: He's referring to the mysterious...... Her usual self would have involved a water cup to the face along with a nice double side kicks. she just picked one.... I took her to lunch...... It felt like a scene in Misery..... Poor me.It's a sacred tradition in our country.. To be fair.. and to even imply that I should violate it... I was getting hungry. so I guess I was being sluggish. It's the end times.. out of guilt... I told myself 'Just be really careful. And I was the only one speaking.... well. Shinchon was pretty close to where I lived and she lived in Bupyeong. She was already there waiting for me.” and “I'm hungry..... we drank our coffees. it's not a Facebook group or anything like that).. I prayed. This made me even more nervous.T It was a small cafe in Shinchon... actually. She called me and told me to come out. it was a little past lunchtime.. that there were some windows around.. She then stood up. I could tell from her voice that she was still angry. I was really nervous that day.. Then she finally said something. I'm here.. Don't talk back to her or confront her. She must be really angry.. but she didn't say anything. I sat down. surround sound. there weren't anything to do.' as I went to the place she wanted me to go to.) I've never been to a Video Room with her before. Back in 94 or 95. Typically.. all we've said to each other was “Hey.... I don't even remember what movie we were going to watch... She was just looking at an empty space.. “Let's go watch a video..... but she didn't even look at me. and that someone would be able to see something if she decided to kill me. it changed a lot since. T... but she still wasn't saying anything. After lunch... mythical times where internet browsers did not exist yet. I approached her... I kinda blew her off last night.. but I haven't been to one since. Without saying anything... it is used by couples for.. when they need privacy. and I followed her.. Then we went to the room.. I tell you.. I paid for the coffees. and I had no idea what she was thinking. .
. Me: If you go unconscious again... I promised myself something.But.. She looked. “Let's go drink.. she drank hers in two gulps.. but I stopped her. and she still hasn't said a thing.. exactly the amount of alcohol that will cause Her to pick fights with strangers. What will I do if she gets drunk and pick fights with someone huge? But... she was about to drink her second pint. but she still didn't say anything.. A pint is. While I was meeting her... and ordered another pint... 9) with you'... this was the only way for me to survive tonight. I just looked at her hands. I kept looking at her during the movies..... I'm just going to leave you on the floor. really out of it. hold on a minute. the room we got was completely isolated from the outside. crap..... I tried to drink mine really quickly.. well... I couldn't even tell what the movie was about. so I prepared myself to block anything... But I couldn't help it. “Why the hell are you eating snails for? Eat something else!” But she was really quiet..... Me: Hey.” Drink. this wasn't about what I did yesterday at all.. no one could see what was going on inside.... and it didn't look like she was watching the movie either... The movie was over...... . I already told myself to do anything she wants today... typically she would have already yelled at one of the customers.. It was driving me insane.. She then said her second sentence of the day.... I was getting really curious..: 'Hell would freeze over before I drink with you or eat Jajangmyun (T/N: see Ch. Her: Do whatever you want. What's wrong? Her: What? Just leave me alone.. So we went to a pub and ordered 2 pints of beer and a fruit salad. then drink hers so that she won't get any alcohol in her system.. while I was able to take two sips.. We sat next to each other as the movie started...... her soon-to-be-fists that will eventually come flying towards my face. With this much alcohol in her.
she couldn't fall asleep quietly... It was to be expected.Me: Something's obviously wrong. like those bullets in the Matrix. But.. but decided to help her up instead. it wouldn't be the first time if I took her to a motel.... nothing happened between us. so the daytime was still pretty stretched out. that motel owner would probably give us a warm welcome.. piggyback mode. I think I'm qualified by now to write a thesis paper on the most effective ways to transport an unconscious drunk.. picked up her bag and mine.. We got out to the Shinchon streets.. and it hasn't even been 30 minutes since we arrived at the pub. But what was I supposed to do.. -_-. where should I take her? You think. What's up? What happened? I'm really sorry about yesterday.. we're the people who threw up in front of the audience of 200 people..... Hey. like I've already said numerous times.. too bad we weren't in Bupyeong... really? Heh heh heh heh.. three gulps this time...... It was summer. And this time we didn't go to a motel.. And of course. People looking? Oh yeah. I'm not even surprised by something like this anymore.... Then she picked up the fork she threw at me and picked up a slice of apple from the fruit salad.. she drank her second pint. She was passed out drunk...... finish my drinks and eat the salad with her unconscious in front of me? I took care of the bill.. then fell asleep on the table. they were staring at us. (See chapter 9) We haven't really touched the fruit salad.. Despite me trying to stop her. perverts. Me: Say... Wait a minute. Is it. Remember. and I only had two sips of my beer.. why not? I helped her sit down on a chair and picked out a movie... carrying mode.. which one of these movies are the longest? .. and was about to carry her... “That” day today? A fork flew straight towards me. but I was used to it by now. but the sun was still out.. Supporting mode. Well.. she made a big crashing noise as her head banged against the table. How could I go there twice in one day? . dragging on the floor mode. we went back to the video room.
But I can't just kiss her when she's drunk... this wasn't the first time she went unconscious from drinking in front of me. I. well. I have my morals and pride.. I sat her down.....Owner: -_-. after all.. I thought to myself 'What the hell. With her.... . there was a very pretty girl. It kinda hurt my pride... Even if it means getting slapped. well. and then there's the beatings. You can wipe off that drool now. but her cheeks were bright red. she was sleeping besides me in a dark place. if I try to kiss her while she was fully awake.... you should kiss a girl when she's awake and normal...I promise this isn't an erotic novel) A completely closed off space.. Chapter 15 She was sleeping. and I'm a guy too.. I put her on the couch.. she doesn't think of me as a guy or something?' Well.. (... she was wearing a slightly bleached jean and a tight white tshirt.... I was mostly staring at her breasts. . she wasn't wearing much make up. The owner picked out some weird Buddhist movie that ran for about two and a half hours for us. above all. To be continued. So. but she wasn't moving an inch..... who seems to be dependent on you. and she was sleeping in front you while looking really cute. ugh. ha. ... when I saw her sleeping.. I took a look at her. it kinda got to me as well..... But. her eyes were closed... pride? Objectively speaking..... But! That would be if I was with a normal girl...... what am I saying. Any guys here who wouldn't think about kissing here? Anyone? Of course not. Me: ^^. -_-... probably from the alcohol.. and her eyelashes were noticeably long and pretty. not just sleeping. lay her down on the couch. but unconscious after having too much to drink.
. (she censored this part out. my heart was beating very fast. I could feel her breathe. When she is able to love someone again. my heart felt heavy. What kind of person would hurt someone so pretty and lovely and. laid.... I haven't really written much about that side of her. And we weren't really going out in the first place. but.... slightly off like this? I got a bit angry.' If I kiss her now.... next to her on the couch. we were predetermined to be separated in the near future. In any case. I thought. so I never had the chance to really take a look at her. When I was thinking this...... But it was a little sad too. that I am not the person she'll fall in love with. Images of her suffering and her sadness... I felt like I wronged her.... Even if it was stealing a kiss. I'm not so confident as to whether I have been at all. Hehe. and find someone to love again... I almost fainted from the smell..... I could feel my logical side going numb. Then. ..) In any case. I went closer to her...... but all those images began to flash before my eyes... well. I quickly took out a notebook from my bag and started fanning away the smell.....I won't put it in details. I'll leave her side without saying anything. You know.. it was very warm... she moved around a little and.. I wish I had been some sort of strength for her... see...... BURRRP! . I earnestly wish that I don't fall in love with her. even couples don't usually take time to look each other in the face for even 10 minutes. For no reason at all.. even though I haven't done anything. And I also pray... I felt like I would be punished greatly for it.... The video room was pretty good.. the couch was almost a bed.. and I almost got killed in the process too..... So I wish. 'She's really pretty.. ... I thought 'Fine.. The smell of alcohol reeked from her breath...' and sat down.oh.. there was only a small space between her lips and mine... but I kept looking at her. I was facing her...
And I stayed like that for about a minute.... the heavens must have punished me for it.. She moved around a bit. and with the lights.. Her: Hey... She was waiting for me at Shinchon when she. I raised my head... My kiss on her forehead woke her up. and our lips were apart by. Her forehead was pretty too.. she didn't want to... I was being a jerk after all. (-_-.. . He must have asked Her to start over with their relationship..... I closed my eyes as well. She didn't tell me. it was her body's selfdefense mechanism. Idiot. -_-.. Then.. by pure coincidence. and I quickly went back and pretended to watch the movie.... I just sat down and watched the movie. and a bit by bit... Slowly.. and I didn't ask... And I began to fall asleep.... or... Right? Maybe I should kiss any sleeping girl. and He was really desperate... but I wasn't answering my phone (batteries..).. she began to talk. Me: Well. After drinking some water. so she agreed only if it was for a little bit... I'm really thirsty... He wanted to talk a bit...After I averted that crisis.. and kissed her forehead. and my head really hurts. who told you to drink like that? . our noses were almost touching each other. I was surprised. I don't know what He and She talked about. ran into Him.. please? So I went out to get some water.... she was already pale to begin with... which chased away any drowsiness I felt before. My eyes and her closed eyes met. She nudged me and said.. I didn't get caught! Yes! I must be a prince in a fairy tale or something.) Her: Can I get some water. But I could guess rather accurately. Wake up.... women of Korea!!! Hahaha!!! . A monk was chanting in the movie. I got closer... Her red face looked bright and pale from the lights of the screen.. I turned towards her and saw her again... I sat up and brushed her hair aside from her forehead....
. I won't do anything to stop her. and that she was really confused as to what to do.. And that my purpose in respect to Her was to help treat her wounds.. not quite... I didn't answer her calls. I should've just ignored everything and ran to her. The reason I was avoiding her was.. and I was too concerned with that English speaking waitress. I know. I was a bit angry at Her for letting a single meeting with Him affect her so much. that she was wavering in her resolve. and even when she asked me to go somewhere with her.. It was her choice. I'll be there to tend to her pain..... and She really loved Him as well. Her: What's wrong with you.That's when she called me. or are you going to come out?”..... I thought being with her for the past two to three months had helped her a lot. I told her I was too busy. But that day. And I could tell. Yes.... I have finally gone insane and now have a death wish. it was her decision and hers only.... Not some cheesy choice like one between me and Him.. lately? Me: Huh? What do you mean? . I stopped calling her. Because I didn't want to influence her decision... that He truly loved Her. If she is hurt by her chance encounter with Him. and that She was hurt as much as She had loved Him.... No.. Chapter 16 After she ran into the person she was in love with before..... I was just listening to her speak.. I didn't go.. she called me. That's the extent of what I can do for her.... Even when she said “Are you going to die... Even if she decided to renew her relationship with Him. and that she won't have any regrets... but what to do about Him and Her.... I only wish that her choice is the right one. I started to regret my choice... after all.. but.
and was dressed very well. He was really different from me.. I had thought that the outcome of her decision was irrelevant to me. “This is my friend. She introduced us to each other.. I've been known to wear the same underwear for three straight days when I feel really lazy.. it wasn't a choice between her ex-boyfriend and me... Her: Can't you delay it? Do you have to go there? That call was different from others. well.. I was her friend. This was the first time I saw this person. Sure enough. plain-looking.. but for some reason..... to be more accurate... the kind of guy that's really popular with girls.. . The word 'friend'.. like you're mad or something. Yeah. In order to see her... Her voice on the phone was different.. It felt like there was something different.. I wanted to see the fully healed Her.. I'm just busy and tired lately... I thought I wouldn't be hurt either way... I'm too busy.Her: You don't come out when I ask you to.. or if she needs me to be around a bit more.. barely knew what “manners” meant... Like I said before.. there was another person with her.. Me: Oh. and you're not really answering your phone.. Friend.. for some reason. began to dig painfully into my heart.......” Yeah... My meaning and purpose in all this was simply whether her heart has healed enough. I could only hear the word 'friend'... he was good-looking.... He looked like a nice person. The person who she was in love with before.. who was dirt poor. She and I were friends... Friend... Gyeon-woo.. so I canceled everything else and went to the place she asked me to go to. even her way of speaking was different from usual. It's a secret but. She was ready to make her decision.. Her: What about today? Me: Yeah... He looked rich too.. and wearing whatever I found in the dryers.. but whether to start her relationship with her ex or not. and I promised someone to go somewhere....... I could tell from her voice that. Another guy.
I didn't say anything.. I had nothing to say. Because He was there. at least... for obvious reasons) I guess she couldn't find the correct title for him..' But I was stoic about it. But He.. And when she asked him something....“And this is.. It was more of a cocktail bar than a pub.... Chapter 17 The pub we went to was very different from a typical bar.....” (T/N: Name censored by the author.. And when there's an awkward silence... Something is strange though. He was. It was a rather uncomfortable meeting. “Let's go. um. he wasn't a friend.. Coke. we all went to a very. Any girl would be uncomfortable in such setting. Actually...... but something was different. very quiet pub for a drink.... my logical side had won against my emotion. To her. who have loved her once. who have known her for so long.. and he ordered coffee. OOO. they talked while I drank my coffee... she and I talked while he drank his coffee... and she just wanted to thank me for everything. She got up and said.. and she ordered a coke... . I thought. and get something to drink. As if she was nervous about something. There was a quiet and moody ballad song playing in the background. When she asked me something. she only orders that when she is really upset about something. actually. but she's the one who arranged this meeting.. I was really surprised to see her ordering a coke... She was laughing.. She was at the same table with her ex and someone who she was seeing (though not going out with).” Even if she gets drunk and pass out or pick a fight with strangers. 'what's he smiling about. anyway?' I took a closer look at her. It's not too surprising.. And then. She just told me his name.. 'she's finally going back to this person.. and I was meeting a stranger for the first time. He was smiling... (I will elaborate on why she did this later) I didn't know then. It's the result of my utmost effort to not to fall in love with her.... I ordered coffee. she drank her coke.... it has nothing to do with me now.. I thought.. no less. didn't seem to know that about her..
but I was not enjoying myself. but his confidence towards me in respect to her.. I wondered how someone who had loved her could be so thoughtless.. does not mix at all. so that she can demonstrate to me that she had completely healed.. As soon as I stepped into the bar. as long as she didn't feel uncomfortable. She is able to see Him without becoming uneasy.. and that it has to be said under a clear mind. At a rectangular table. But maybe I was wishing that she would sit next to Him. She must have thought the same thing. and a typical rectangular one... but it wasn't a cheerful table at all.. that wasn't the case between Him and me. she would have to choose who she's going to sit next to.. We ordered drinks. but.. so she must be able to fall in love again....... Both He and I got drunk. When you drink with one another. but I was too engrossed in my thought to notice that he had already gotten a table.. He was the first one to go in. and noticed the mood of the place. I really didn't care who she sat next to. but we didn't really say anything to each other.. and she's trying her best to make the situation as comfortable as possible for both of us. and he went towards a rectangular table.. But he was still going towards a rectangular table. a rectangular table would have been a tough situation. She followed me and called out to him to follow us. To her.There were two kinds of table at the pub.. He complained as he sat down that a circular table was inconvenient. 'Just like at the cafe. Maybe she has something to say to me and Him.' . Many thoughts crossed my mind. she's talking to both me and him in turns.. I began to think.. It wasn't intentional.. Because... Or.. 'This is enough. that was the reason why I stayed with her all this time. There was a circular table. I drank... maybe it wasn't a thoughtlessness. I thought. you tend to get friendlier with that person even if he was a stranger. I should go sit at a circular table. He must have expected her to sit next to him... not that I had anything to say to him. I came in right after. Does she not drink when she's with Him? But pretense and Her... She wasn't drinking at all.' So I went to a circular table.
Hurry up.. and wish her happiness in her love... I just wanted to congratulate her..... What I wanted to tell her was that if she wanted to tell me that she was going out with her ex again. But I really just wanted to go home.. so I'm going home... you could've just called......... you could've just told me something like this over the phone. If she called me and told me.. okay? Her: Get back inside. As I went down the stairs... I thought I'll just call her on the way. Her: Where are you going?! Me: I'm really tired.. What is it exactly that you want to say to me?! Her: ... But when I saw Her with Him.. . and the things she said through her action... I would have just congratulated her... She asked me why I was getting up. It was probably because I was drunk.. And I sneaked out of the bar..... I shouted at her..... Me: If you wanted to tell me this. What was wrong with me? Her expression then...... That must have been the first time I saw such an expression from a human being....... someone called me..... Her: Huh? What do you mean? Me: ... coming near me. I began to speak from my heart rather than my brain.... is what I said. Me: That's enough! What do you want me to do?! It's not a good place for me to be anyway.. Many different emotions were all mixed up. My emotion took over from my logic and. I said Me: You know. I told you I was tired and had other things to do! What do you think you're doing?! . it would not have been a big deal.I got up from the table. This wasn't what I wanted. Her: Hey! Where are you going? Me: Why are you following me? Go back inside. and I answered I had to go to the restroom. Take care when you go back home..... or I'll kill you! Me: -_-. I got really angry at her. For the first time. She came down a few stairs...
I marveled at the sight while thinking how a single person's expression can contain so many different emotion.” She couldn't finish her sentence.. like a scene in a romantic movie... a bit of heartbreak was mixed in.. But when an outside force exerts such excess pressure on it. grabbed my right shoulder with her left hand. no.. o.... even her voice carried too many emotions.... But when I was making my way to the station. and a longing to say something.... and turned me around by force. then go. .. something flashed before my eyes.. I covered my eye-... I headed towards the subway station.... It was her.O Typically.. Warmth. I felt too many different things as well. I think they call it. and I turned my back on her and went down the stairs.... and with her right hand. In my wish to congratulate her... such human body part is referred to as an “eye”.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder... WHAM!!! Punched me right in my left eye.. She was speaking. and turned me around by force.... I don't know why each one of my steps felt so heavy. turned me around by force... and looked at her with my other eye. the name changes to something more professional and medical.... Suddenly... “If you want to go. a big gaping hole began to form.. I was trying to figure out what had just happened. but. it bruised up nicely..... I was stunned for about 5 seconds........ eyeball with my hand.. The wind that passed through that hole was too cold and painful.. She had ran towards me. Chapter 18 But when I was making my way to the station. In my expectation for me to be happy for her.. Happiness. 'Eyeball'. Heartbreaking....Sadness.. someone suddenly grabbed my shoulder.. In my heart.. Somewhere in my heart.. a bit of sadness was mixed in... like this →... but........
is to rub a cold egg on the spot.O If I didn't follow her.... But I walked out on her instead. rubbing my left eyeball. It was a bit embarrassing. especially bruises around the eyes.. My thoughts were muddled by alcohol.. A mug on my right hand and an egg on my left hand.. she probably would have made the other eye an eyeball as well... but she didn't answer him.. Perhaps.. that was the moment I had wished for. He looked like he sobered up as well. I ordered another drink.... I should've stayed there.. for my right eye's sake. Me: Excuse me! Part-timer: Yes. He asked her where she went....Her: Follow me! Me: T. that moment was then. and she wasn't drinking in the first place. The karaoke place was on the floor above the bar. what was I thinking? I followed her back to the bar.. so I drank by myself.. apparently it disperses the blood?) The part-timer stared at my eye.. they say that a really good voice singing a good song can give the .. and we were out of food.” I had no idea then what she was trying to do. Why is she trying so hard to extend this boring and awkward meeting? Why was she extending her own misery? He wanted more time to sober up so that he can drive.... sir? Me: Can I get a pint of beer and.. She said “Let's go do some karaoke.... The three of us got a rather big room. so I followed her while putting some distance between us... I agreed as well.. You know. Then the part-timer brought me a pint and an egg. and witness her getting over her wounds as she finds happiness after all this time... do you guys have any eggs? (T/N: a common folk treatment for bruises. so he agreed.....ball.. I was done drinking.. He said he drove here and that he shouldn't drink any more.
I suck at singing... please forgive me~ For not realizing your feelings sooner~~” . He was singing. feeling of loneliness. It is my utmost wish that karaoke place would allow people to lip-synch as well... *shrug*). I felt the pain of separation........ dance.. trot.. my friends all want to go to the restroom.com/watch? v=F2fpdnC_MlM ) “I love you ~~ I loved you so much ~~ I've only lived for you ~~ Don't forget me~~ I've only looked for you ~~ and waited for you ~~ and longed for you~~ Please remember me. I don't really like going to karaoke...youtube. so why was I feeling so sad? I barely kept the tears from flowing.. Yang Pa's “A'ddio” (T/N: http://www. I was familiar with the concept.. because he started to put in some numbers... I guess he already knew what he was going to sing.. I have no idea if this is true. You know.com/watch?v=qrH-tM9cLl4 ... you are my only one~~~ One day. Anyone could tell that he was expressing his love in his singing.... ballad.. (T/N: ..) And usually it makes people want to go pee (T/N:. to avoid listening to me sing. When I sing. long after you left me. No matter what kind of song.youtube. She gave the microphone to me..listeners a minor orgasm. But I'm really good at using tambourine.. I can accompany it well with the. or whatever.. it was her turn to sing. His eyes were fixed on Her. It was Lee Seung Chul's “Remember Me. tambourine.. I gave it to Him... http://www. rock... just ignore the announcer in the beginning) “Did you feel~~ that love was a luxury for you? You were so painfully cold~ I understand the tears now~ If there's no way to turn everything back to the beginning. and the unquenchable sadness~~~” He was really good.. You are my Only One” (T/N: YouTube link for anyone interested. she chose..
. He lived in Inchon...tistory.. it had to be this one. So I picked a song and began to sing.tistory... I didn't think that I was in love with her either. Him: Yeah.. She didn't say anything... But.com %2F1275 OR http://depression01. I began to say things that I really didn't believe in. but the situation was.tistory............. plus. I didn't want to sing.. My watch told me it was 10 PM in the evening. He probably didn't want to see me next time either. It wasn't because I had to part with her.. It was my turn...... I would cry like an idiot. I felt like this was her last song for me.. so she would have a comfortable ride back home. it was time for us to part.. then I'll see you next time too. and it was always crowded and uncomfortable. I took my bag as I stepped out of the karaoke room.. it's too hard~~ What's left of my life~~ I'll sacrifice it for you~ Don't feel bad~~ And please~~ live on happily~” Of all the songs listed in the book. the clapping noises were slapping my heart again and again.She wasn't looking at Him or me. for some reason.tistory.... He slung her bag on his shoulder.. and she lived in Bupyeong.com/1275?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F%2Fgoodieds... and didn't know any song. She was still in the restroom.. she would have to take the subway home. (T/N: http://goodieds.. he had a car with him..... In front of the building.... Me: Today was fun.. I suck at singing... and he was holding onto her bag.. I was thinking about waiting for her. or the loneliness from the fact that she doesn't need me by her side any more..com/29?srchid=BR1http%3A%2F %2Fdepression01.. I just picked out a random song and...... it would've been nice if someone who could sing well sung this song.com%2F29) “I love you~ Forever~~ It's okay~~ if I give you my everything~~ Even if I'm able to live in this world~~ Without you... we would always be pressured to catch the last car of the day.. We should hang out next time too. .. He was clapping... she wasn't even looking at the screens.. but then I thought that if I saw her... We kept singing back and forth until time was up. When she was with me.
..... so I left before she got out of the restroom... I thought that if I kept going down. we didn't say a thing.. I took the escalator to the station.. The people on the stair next to us. They just stared at us while probably thinking. and stayed there till the first one burned out.... then. I weaved through the people who were going down the escalator and ran up towards her. I was in front of the escalator that linked the department store to the subway station. I'll never get to see her again. until we were near the Bupyeong station.. a couple kisses or embraces each other in public after a tense moment........... I thought about all the things that happened between us while I was with her. there were a lot of couples around me. I was halfway down now.. And then I passionately embraced her........ and the people outside the doors. while everyone was watching.. For some reason.. I was just standing there for about 10 minutes. I saw her running towards me from far away! I squinted my eyes and looked again.... what was I thinking. I heard a voice calling for me.' I took the subway headed towards Inchon with her. I had to go to the Shinchon-Hyundai Department Store to catch the subway (T/N: Some popular department stores in Seoul get their own designated subway station. It was her!! She was calling for me from above!! But the distance between us began to increase. I was so happy that..... Heh.... The escalator kept going down....... she began to beat the crap out of me with her bag... I wanted to look back to see if she followed me........ but my logical side ordered me.... Everyone around and on the escalator began to stare at us. I took out a second one.. You know how in movies. For some reason.. I don't think it was her.) . the crowd around them claps for them? But in reality. suddenly. Then. it doesn't really work that way.Just. I was about quarter way down when. that's how I felt then. I still don't know what she is thinking... . everyone was. I smoked a cigarette.. to just go home.. 'Nutjobs.... “Gyeon-woo!!” I looked up the escalator.
so we walked side by side. I like the train that I ride with you better than his car..... Why? Because she'll be mad.. well. but for a completely different reason. And I am with her. This was the end of her wandering.... she'll laugh out loud. ^^ Chapter 19 The rain was really pouring on today!! It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day..... Um... I asked...... She started to read this after her friend told her about it... but she said she wanted to walk a bit... haha. It wasn't that she was meeting me in front of Him........ But if she tells me to come out.... I go out. Her: What are you up to today? .... and that's why she met Him in front of me.. why did you beat me up at Shinchon? Her: Isn't it obvious?! Idiot! Who gave you permission to hug me?! Epilogue – She wanted to demonstrate that her wounds were healed through action to me...... Me: . Her: And. She said.. Next time....... Nor can she. she'll beat me.. The next story was about a month ago..After we got off the subway.. She no longer has any wounds or pain. if she reads this. right? Your clothes get all wet. we could've taken a cab. Her: Gyeon-woo... Me:. I'll write something funnier.. Me: Hmm? Her: Even though he was a better singer.. We arrive at her house.. Me: .. I liked your singing better.. But I can't confidently declare that the reason why I am by her side is love....
. meaning “contact” with a rather lewd implication. damn OneShot 01X.. B-U-S-Y! . I don't even have money for the bus anymore. I checked how much I had and. or “Connection”.Oh wait. porn he rented is apparently called “Jup-chok”. I forgot my wallet. I really can't go today... She thinks he's saying “Jup-sok”. “Hey. which would mean he's cooking rice. I'll pay you back tomorrow!” -_-.... so I'm going to watch a movie at home. I casually washed my face. don't you just love pun humor? The movie.. I'll be replacing it with something that fits her in the translation. and went outs . you should come out with me. Her: What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'? . Me: No! I'm busy! (T/N: Hooray! Another pun humor. So I went back to get my wallet. so. Mom's not home.. I have to treat her well while I can. took my cellphone.” ^^ (T/N:Ahh.... oppa (what girls would call their older brother). (T/N: OneShot 01X is a very old cellphone model that was rather notorious for its unreliable performances.. crap.. I called Her again. She thinks he's saying “Bap-Hah”. Damn. Anyway.. but waaaaaaay more sappy.. put on my clothes. Her: I don't have anything to do. he's saying he's busy... Me: Hey... I'm borrowing some of your money. ate something for lunch. Ugh. this time. she probably took few hundred thousand won from me this way.Me: It's raining. God damn it! She took all my 10000 won bills ($10)! All of them! Well. So I promised to see her at Jongro in the afternoon... or “Bah-Pah”. Gotta love it. opened the door... I rented “Touch Me. How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years.) Her: What business? Me: No.. but..) Her: “Punch Me”? Me: -_-... The reason She is confusing what he is saying is because his phone is really crappy and breaking up his voice) But how can I say no to her? She wants me there... ^^... there were only three of them in there.. well... which is a romantic/melodrama movie similar to You've Got Mail. I only had 3000 won ($3) on me.
a couple was sharing an umbrella. and big ones that looks more like a parasol... Her? Also got drenched in the rain... I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me.. and the girl was staying really close to him.. This. I thought she was going to get angry. it was already getting dark.Me: .. The girl chased after the guy. Outside.... So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee. so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. I can't suggest going to get something to eat. Man. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop. After a while.. it's a long story.. but... she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way. was not a good experience for me. Suddenly. it was still raining hard. I can't suggest going to a cafe. .. We left the cafe... it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by. medium sized ones. The guy finally let himself get caught.. I imitated that guy in front of the cafe and ran away from her. I went out to see her with a subway pass and three thousand won. We were still sharing my umbrella. unlike the summer. kinda like “Catch me if you can!” situation on a beach..... and it had huge windows for walls.. I brought an umbrella... I was still holding onto it. the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella. this is embarrassing. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas. The guy was holding on to the umbrella.. I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do.. Of course. This cafe was on the first floor.. but it was still raining... You still have your subway pass. stupid! So. Of course. but the guy was really fast. It's still raining... I brought the big one. the days were getting shorter.. Her: Then just come out. and she brought the tiniest type. Even though we had an umbrella. and our shoulders and pants got really wet. but the girl was already soaked. The girl? Got drenched in the rain. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club head on a golf club.
in case we would have to run.. about 10 meters ahead.. she was fast like a freak. I have to take her to her house. “Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? God. I could do something about it. She was right next to me. Typically... to be honest. like D'Artagnan.. but we took the bus instead.. I would be able to protect her.. If there was only one person there.. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me... my heart was pounding.. As I picked it up.. My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters. so I got caught in less than 10 seconds. .She started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me. and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight.. It was really dark. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something. you know. I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation. two guys would keep me busy while the third. In that short time.. how bad would the fight be? I am a sergeant in the ROK Army. I could go all out. The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. why? Because I was broke..... We were about halfway there. we would take a cab. I took her hand. you're so stupi-” And she almost punched me for that. so we had to walk for a while. The rain had stopped by then. It was too late to backtrack now. Our eyes met as we approached them. Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand.. we were both broke... We got closer and closer to the gangsters.. you know.. a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole.. so I let her caught me.. she used up hers and. Well.. The bus station was a bit far from her house.. and the streetlights were going in and out periodically. It was the Bupyeong station. Reserve... I got really scared... I carried my umbrella like a sword. and even though I may get hurt.. Even if there were two. She threw the umbrella she was holding at me.. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something.. But there were three guys. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.
. I turned around. get lost while you can. can be really simple. The two guys came closer. harassing a passerby like this? Leader: You got a death wish. but She stopped in her track. looking good there....... looking good there..... they always say “Hey.. @$$hole!” I thought that this was my chance and began to ran. and said “Hey.. get lost! Me: What's with you. you little. I'm not sexy enough? .. @$$holes! Look at me! Me! What.As we passed them by.” like a corny movie line. I had to fight the leader of the group. I stood face-to-face with the two gangsters. 'The one leaning on the telephone pole must be the leader. in movies or in reality.. sexily.” I smirked.. The leader of the group approached me. “Hey. what is with her? Having no other choice. But then. Suddenly.. “Hey. “Hey. I thought “Thank God”.' The two guys couldn't be helped.. One of the gangsters leaning on the telephone pole spat on the floor.' . But then.. I thought “Thank God”. Heh. Man. past or present. he threw a punch at me!! Me? My body has been thoroughly trained by Her fists! So I thought 'This won't be too bad... all we have to do is just run. and the other two approached us and said. The gangsters were looking at her...” Gangsters. She was right behind me.. Whenever they're harassing a couple passing by. Leader: I said. but in order for me to win... I thought..... *beep* Chapter 20 As we passed them by.. -_-.
... that doesn't happen. scratching.... with my eyes.. They hesitated. 'I'll take him out in one hit' After getting hit. He stopped it.. I kept fighting back and forth.. I heard a swish as the other one fell down. while she was behind me. “Hey! Get your hands off of her!” And went towards the two remaining gangsters. the other two will. raising my toes. must be an expert.. Even during all that. if the fight drags on. all I could think about was wishing that she would just run away.. and. It was dirty... -OSo.. and bravely stopped the punch. I turned towards her. With the leader of the group. ..O I got punched once.... Only in movies would you see fights with double-step sidekicks and roundhouse kicks. Suddenly. I kicked him in the testicles. with his nose. At this rate. I retreated a little.. My umbrella with a golf clublooking grip was on the ground next to her.. After stopping the guy's punch with my valiant beer belly. but I had no choice! I had to finish this quickly and run away.. in real fights.... o.. clutching onto his family jewels. You're DEAD!! I made a fist and threw a punch towards his face. falling backward. since their leader was on the ground.... They were facing me. hitting with elbows.... rolling on the ground still wet from the rain. and. I thought.. pinching... biting..... After confirming that he was curling in a fetal position... The other two tries to grab her hands. screaming “Ahhhhh!!!!” Then. using my skills as a Taekwondo First Dan master (T/N: This is the lowest black belt level) He started foaming in his mouth as he fell down... Falling forward. I yelled.. -_-.. still foaming on the mouth. I felt a gust of wind pass by me.. one of the gangsters fell down.
she actually looked pretty cool. and they weren't wearing protectors... A local security officer was passing by... is really... anyway. no less! Of course.. next to us was a guy who was clutching on his head. I was covered in mud and water. I almost fainted.. but she looks perfectly normal. ... They're claiming that they were just smoking cigarettes and that I started beating on them... he used his walkie-talkie to call the police... and another one doing the same.. I'm probably guilty for several public urination after drinking. the three idiots were sitting on a hard. and fourth time offenders each.. And the idiots.. Around us.. but I've never been caught. not even a misdemeanor. and I'm going to pick a fight with gangsters who supposedly were leaving us alone? Three of them. But.. Man. when the situation has been taken care of? And now.. She grabbed my umbrella and hit the two gangsters on the head with that golf clublooking handle! She.. They probably got their skulls cracked..... first time...You guessed correctly. about 3 meters away in front was the guy still clutching onto his balls while foaming... I was dragged to a kendo gym and sparred with her once.. the leader guy actually was turning yellow. and after seeing this picture. We're absolutely clean. They were screaming that they'll bring the doctor's diagnosis with them.... and even though I was wearing the protectors.. AND they got hit on the head. It was an umbrella with a really hard handle. Does that even make sense? I'm with a girl. My face was red.. where were you guys? Why come now. and She was holding onto the umbrella like a sword.. the police officers didn't believe them either..... wooden bench. really good at kendo... @$ $holes... They did a background check on us. security officers have walkie-talkie now? A police officer with several other security officers appeared. I can't even describe them. I guess it still hurts.. second time.. but....... Her and I were sitting on a comfortable couch. Well. we didn't look hurt at all while they're still pale. that was the scenery here. we're at the local police station.. And next to us. The idiots? They each had assault and battery charges on them.. and I was panting...
. and her mother and uncle are sitting on a couch opposite of us..... but I was just in a fistfight with a bunch of gangsters in a muddy street.... I already left a very bad impression on her uncle.. But this is the first time I've met her parents. Her parents came into the police station..... they contacted them. police station? It would've helped if I was dressed up a bit.... so how would they feel when they see a guy who's still glowing from the warmth of a ... with her parents... I've talked with them before briefly on the phone.. At least they know that it's embarrassing... Oh boy. we went to Her house. Her and I are sitting on a couch. Even if the circumstances was a joyful event where I was formally visiting her family. After 10 minutes... They're looking straight at us. Remember her uncle..They're keeping complete silence on the fact that She beat the living crap out of them.. And her father sat on the sofa next to ours. but to see them face to face. Brrr. I've met her uncle before.. Then. they would still wonder if I'm the kind of a guy that's worthy to be with their precious only daughter. and after 20 minutes.. but because Her parents were closer. I'm inside her house now.. we all came outside of the police station.. I was about to call my parents.. I was so nervous.. her uncle came in.... I'm really nervous now.. I was a mess.. Her and I are facing her parents and her uncle as we all sat on couches in the living room.... the district attorney..... After her uncle talked with the police officers.... right? I mentioned him a few times before.. in jail. the kind that the head of the family sits on.. Chapter 21 We're at Her house. They're saying I beat all three of them..... I was so nervous that I began to feel numb.... I could feel my body go rigid. my body began to twitch and shiver a little.
. "You. then our family goes into a "Soap War" mode.The silent couple of minutes passed like two or three hours... there is a bath towel in here (T/N: The kind you scrub yourself with in the shower. ^^. and there are my sister's yellow hair.... could you get him a set of clothes?" So I unexpectedly got to shower in a stranger's house....... and my dad's hair all harmoniously... the towels are all dried up nicely on the racks. all the nervousness in my body dissolved out... and the next day... I once accidentally used my little brother's soap... Her mom brought me a cup of juice. no less... She had her own small bathroom attached to the bedroom. Toothbrushes are meant to be for one person.. her father began to speak.. oh... and there were many bath products that I've never even seen or heard before.. so I drank it in one gulp. Soaps are everywhere. I meant we all have our own soaps. no...... So the bathroom is very dirty.. That scent was in the bathroom as well. haha! This must be the one she uses...... not to dry).. For your information. if someone accidentally uses someone else's soap while they're still sleepy. I took my clothes off and turned on the shower... this isn't some mental problem that we have...... everyone has their own toothbrushes. wait.... I've never seen such a clean and pleasant smelling bathroom in my life... The bathroom at my house is shared by all five members of our family. it's more like a hobby. In any case. I went to Her room... my mom's curly hair. Hm. why don't you clean yourself first? Honey. I saw him taking a bath while completely dissolving my soap in the bathwater..... I guess she's the only one using it.. in a girl's house. Everyone intensely guards their own soaps..... ^^ I became the first guy to take a shower in her bathroom ^^ Wow! The bathroom scent is great! You know how a girl's room smells much nicer? There's the smell of her cosmetics but.. my brother's brown hair. -_-. the undefinable scent of a mature woman. Yes! ... Anyway.. I was getting thirsty from my nervousness.. my black hair. blocking the sink.. the funny thing is. warm water began to come out. -_-....
I used the towel that she uses everyday and... (T/N: Anyone else seriously creeped out at the moment? :-D) There's a bath soap here as well... is it a body cleanser? I put the soaps... or shampoo-like lotion on her pleasant-smelling towel and scrubbed away... I felt really clean afterwards... She said outside... "I have your change of clothes outside on the bed." I went out of the showers... There is a neatly folded clothes on the bed.. There's an underwear there as well... -_-;; They must be new, since they didn't take it out of a box... and it must've been her dad's... I wore it in any case... ^^; The pants... oh boy... this is her jean... There's no way this will fit me... I'm not exactly fat or anything, but how can a thin girl's jean fit a guy like me? I opened the door a little and got my head poked out. At once, her parents and uncle turned to stare at me... As I completely got their attention... I said... "Um, the pants is a bit too small for me.." How embarrassing... what is this, really? In front of her parents, no less... So, she lent me her overalls... I went back into the bathroom while she was getting it, of course... I wore the overalls... it fit me quite well... but the pants ended way above my ankle... a Michael Jackson style, if you will ^^;; And I picked up the shirts... It... has laces on it... -_-;; In the middle there's a very pretty lace... Grrrrr.... This must be her idea of a prank... How can she pull a prank in a situation like this, when I'm dying of nervousness? ... What can I do?? I poked my head outside the room again and called for her... and... I went back into the bathroom... with the bathroom door between us, we talked to each other... Me: Hey! Are you kidding me?! Get me a proper shirts for crying out loud! Laces... Her: Hahaha!! But I picked out the prettiest shirts. Me: -_-;;
She left me another shirt... this one wasn't too bad... though it looked familiar... Oh yeah... this is the t-shirt that she was wearing when I first met her on the subway... how nostalgic... I put the shirt on and looked at the mirror. Yellow t-shirts, blue overall that only goes to my ankles... I was reminded of a song... When Daddy goes to work, Popopo! When Mommy hugs me, Popopo! That's right... my clothes would remind everyone of Popopo (T/N: This is a very popular kid's show in Korea, similar to Barney or Sesame Street, but meant for a much younger crowd.) I have to face her parents looking like this... tears are fogging my eyes... I really wanted to go back into the bathroom and just wear my mud-covered clothes, but I decided to go outside instead. She begins to laugh as if she went insane.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Her mom begins to laugh... and her dad... and her uncle... I want to cry... But thanks to this, the atmosphere became a lot lighter... turning disasters into opportunities, I guess... hehe... So we all sat down on the couches again. They must have heard what happened from her while I was taking a shower.. Her mom thanked me. Her family thinks that I fought those gangsters 3 to 1 and beat them all up in order to protect Her. The truth is... she kinda saved me from them... Without her kendo skills, I probably would have become minced meat... And like all meetings between guys and their girl's parents, they began to ask me all these questions about myself... I sweated nervously.. This was the scariest question: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, they asked "What are your plans for the future?", but it's the same basic question... I like living an ordinary life... I don't have any outrageous dreams... I wanted to say "I want to marry into a rich family..." -_-;; but I couldn't say it.
It's time for me to leave now... I said good night to her parents and went to the front gate with her. Me: Hey, how can I go all the way home looking like this? Her: What's wrong? You look really cute! Hahahaha! Me: T.T It's the subway... I was too embarrassed, so I pretended to sleep the minute I sat down... the kids all looked at me like they know me from somewhere... She then called me... Me: Hello? Her: Hey, Gyeon-woo... Um... about your clothes... Me: My clothes? Oh, right.. My clothes are in your bathroom.. Her: Yeah, about that... I'll give it too you later, okay? *snickers* Me: That's fine... but... what's with the snickering? Her: Oh it's nothing... get home safely, okay? *snickers* Me: Okay. Bye. I hung up the phone and thought for a moment.... Oh no... my underwear... I should've brought it with me in my pockets or something... Damn... I was too distracted by everything else... Today is an unforgettable day... "Mommy!!!!!" P.S. Today's the Korean Language Day. So, unlike my usual style (forget grammar rules, acronyms, writing phonetically), I decided to fix everything. Please forgive me if I still made any mistakes. (T/N: This is true... this translation took 1/3 the time that I normally take because for once, he wrote it more or less conventionally...) On 9 O'clock News on MBC, there was a report on the netizen’s language culture. I guess it was a special report because it's the Korean Language Day. Yonsei University's Korean Professor said that the netizen's language is also a legitimate development of Korean language, and rated it positively.
so you're not exactly young. and the atmosphere created from such style has become part of the story. and someone sent me an email from Unitel (Korean internet server company).And some college student said in the interview that since such writing style is not being used in conversations. I'll be sure to take your advice.. So you should write using a more proper style. Whenever I write personal letters or reports for school... .. And some middle school girls said that you get isolated from everyone else if you don't know the netizen language... Chapter 22 Out of nowhere. Oh.... . I really think both sides have valid points. But if I write anything else online. so I'm keeping the style. ha. but in chatting or in cyberspace. there's really no problem. since this is on the internet.. Her: Hey... I use proper grammar. he basically said that "a nation's language is that nation's order and identity. ^^.. and your writing is being enjoyed by a lot of people... are you going to take off your clothes? Her: Stop kidding around! I'm serious! Me: I'm not kidding! What's more beautiful on this Earth than a woman's body?! Her: Hey!!! You're talking like you've seen a lot of those! Me: -_-.. I'm not so sure which side is correct... Oh. I think the language is being developed for the sake of convenience. Me: Why. and that such usage was damaging Korean as a language.. and I'm not the kind of a guy who ignores a nation's identity. because the medium of conversation in this case are keyboards instead of one's mouth... When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest? Me: When she's naked. Korean-Americans or Koreans oversees would read it as well. Also." Hehe ^^ My Sassy Girl was written from the start with a bit quirky(?) (T/N: That's an understatement of the century.. ha. she asked me... What? Her: . There were also the opinions that a traditional culture was being destroyed....) style of writing. You're 25... Haha.. -_-.
. really? Haha... Her: Hey..... it's the 100th day since we've met! Me: Oh....... So I told her like so... you know that our 100th day is in a couple of days. though? Her: What the. I was sleeping so well... you know. I guess you're right. Hmm. heh heh ^^ *blushes* Me: I see... Haha.. when you're being hypnotized by something. I feel dreamy... (T/N: http://www... I go completely insane when I see a naked girl. for me. I was completely awake... Even I know that the 100th day for a couple is pretty important.. I can't even remember birthdays well... what's your favorite music then? Me: Ballade Pour Adeline.. I'm pretty bad at remembering stuff like this. I think I started listening to it when I was still a fetus in my mom's belly." Her: Hello? Me: What the. Anyway. I get all weak-kneed. what a devious girl.youtube.She must have something in mind to ask that kind of a question.. what have she done this early in the morning already... but I can't really tell what she's thinking.. 100th day of what.. of course.. but should we celebrate the 100th day as well? .... Haha. whenever I see a girl playing the piano.. Me: Well. why are you calling so early? What is it? What happened? Her: Why are you getting all worked up for? Me: Huh? Me? Oh.com/watch?v=MicK4vwn_zE) Her: Enough!! Was it yesterday? She called me really early in the morning... right? Me: Wow! 100th day already? Her: Yeah..... Her: Really? Is that a good thing? Me: Sure. whenever I see a girl playing the piano. Hmm. thinking "Oh dear God. like you're drunk........ you know.... Her: I see.. But when she said "Hello" on the phone.. Well.... she calls me out of nowhere in the dawn just to remind me that our 100th day is approaching.
Just like then.... I decided to just hang out with her all day.. The day before our 100th day.. but by her own will and choice she erased her wounds. she called me again.. ^^" While drinking our coffees.... I'll just get hit a couple of times. tears and snots flowing down. we began to talk about the first time we've met.... right? Me: Yeah.... I don't really remember the name.. Few days ago. It's today. We went around the shopping district in the Bupyeong station. I ate the whole thing really fast even though it was really hot. We sat down at the table that we used the first time we've met. so what should we do? Her: Let's just hang out. "I'll pay for it this time.. She was waiting for me there...... she ordered two coffees without asking me. My friends have been fired from that amusement park a long time ago after her birthday..... then we decided to go to the department store so that I can get her a gift.. I pointed my finger at it and said .. and my other friends heard about that incident and haven't been returning my calls lately. let's go to that restaurant from our second day! You're paying again!" So we went to that restaurant. I said "Hey. "that cafe?" You ask? You know..... We decided to meet at that cafe. Her: You know it's tomorrow. I thought it would be nice to celebrate the fact that she got over the pains of breaking up on our 100th day. she met the guy she used to be in love with.But I decided to put some meaning into the 100th day.... It feels like the time I carried her and wandered around the Bupyeong station was just yesterday. and she was tempted a bit..... was it Hee-Mang (T/n:"Hope")? In front of the department store. Hah.. and she said.. But there really isn't anything that I can do for her.. and is now living life bravely ^^. she wants to just hang out too. the one that we first went to. 3 months and 10 days went by really fast. and in case she takes my share again.. So. We naturally laughed at all of our old antics.
. Would you like to try it on?” She threw her purse at me as she entered the changing room. no matter what it is! Her: Really? You're not kidding.. . ma'am. So I've never really bought anything from a department store. following the most recent fashion trend. As long as it's under 50. then sell them at ridiculously expensive price.000 won (T/N: $50) He: -_-.. I've never seen Her wearing a skirt before... And we went into the department store.. right? Though I'm sure not every department store does this.. .. I really like window shopping. Hehe.Me: Hey! I'll get you one thing you want in this department store. Gyeon-woo. You really have good eyes. right?! Me: Of course!! . “That's one of our latest product. Me: Yeah? Then try it on. However.except a formal suit I bought after graduating high school. and I followed her... arrange them around so that they look fancier.. isn't this really pretty? Me: Why? Are you going to wear that? Her: What's wrong with that? Me: You? Wearing a business suit? With a short skirt like this? Her: Hey! I wear skirt! … Sometimes... I don't like buying stuff from a department store too much. They buy stuff from the local street market. It's really fun to just walk around and look at bunch of different stuff they have there.. Her: Hey! This one's really pretty.. mostly because of my prejudice against them. She walks over to the Women's Business Suit section. At this point. you know the rumors. as if following a script.. a sales representative appeared out of nowhere.. ^^ Chapter 23 We were inside the department store.
.. Uh. I could just say screw it and buy it for her.Me: Wh. 1. Her: No way.2 million won ($1.. you have really nice legs. Her: What? Say it out loud! Me: Whoa. after all.2 m. I'm going to the library to study. Though it's not as expensive.. Please just come back to me” are posted in all the daily newspaper in the countrHer: Hey! Stop daydreaming and let's go! ..2 million pocket change. we forgive you for everything...... and you buy one for some whore?! “Dear Mom and Dad: Please forgive me for using the credit card. I will come back and make it all up to you. When this world changes for the better and become a world without clothes........ Hey.2 million!! Me: (not looking at them in the eyes) Hey. Saleswoman: Wow! It looks very good on you! Shall I pack it up for you? Her: How much is it? Saleswoman: It's priced at 1. Mom: W-What is this?! 1. She went back to the changing room and came out with her own clothes.200) Me: 1... advertisement saying “Gyeon-woo... uh.. Her: -_-.... it's too expensive... Mom: You're going to the library to study? Stop joking around and do the dishes! Mom & Dad: !#$@#%$^#%&%^&^#$%&^%#%$^$%^&$%^#^%@$^#$%^ Mom: I can't believe you! All those time when I complained and complained that I didn't have anything to wear outside... she looked more beautiful wearing her own style of clothes..... I took dad's credit card with me today.Wha. I then saw a vision.million? It's just pocket change..2 million won for clothes?! Dad: What are you talking about? What clothes? Mom: Look at this!! 1. But.. Hey.” The next day....
... Though we pulled a lot of pranks while looking around Her: Trying out expensive high heels and kick a pillar when the sales rep is not looking Wiping hands on a silk-woven clothes on display after going to the restroom Me: Taking pictures of myself while posing in inappropriate position with the store mannequins. And before the sales rep finds out..She wakes me up from my vision and hands me the 1. or the Blue-Roofed House.. see..000 won at the department store next door?” Her & Me: Riding the escalator the wrong way Pushing every button before getting off the elevator After all the frolicking around.. .. I..000 won shoes ($100). Maybe we'll try the Blue House next? (T/N: The Blue House. We were like little kids. In a moment of desire for childish revenge. I flick a booger at it before handing over to the sales rep. is the presidential residence of the President of South Korea) It was about dinnertime as well. that is. I might actually have to buy the clothes for 1. we got pretty hungry. we left the place.... um. messing around the place. Can't really think straight when you're hungry.2 million suit. so we left the department store without buying her a present... Me: Yeah. and it was already nighttime. When someone else is about to buy a 100. Chapter 24 After completely forgetting that we went into the department store to get Her a present.. didn't we see that shoe on sale for 80.. we kinda forgot that we went into the store to get Her a present. Actually... If I get caught. We went around the department store without getting Her any presents..2 million. Where do you want to go? Her: Well.. right? Her: Whoa. I took Her hands and fled the scene of crime. it was nighttime.. And then. comment “Hey.. it's dark outside already.. let's go get something to eat..
. I wasn't planning to take her to a fancy five star restaurant or something. Or we could not eat at all. THAT... THAT. this was our 100th day anniversary... But.. we went to the Chinese restaurant... Me: That? What's 'that'? A puppy? Snake soup? Her: No! Geez! You know.... Her: Hey.. seafood-broth-based noodle. Me: You want the double-sized bowl..nate.I stole dad's credit card. remember? I mean......imdb. I want to eat.. So. I personally hate it. Her: So.. Gyeon-woo? Me: Hmm? Her: So.Me: What? Say it out loud! Her: I. one jjamppong and one double-sized jajangmyun..jpg ) What? You thought I was going to eat jajangmyun after what had happened last time? Our orders came out. Me: What? What's wrong with you today? Speak your mind.. but jajangmyun of all things? 'You can barely afford jajangmyun anyway'.com/imgs/qrsi...ask. but it's as popular as jajangmyun and is often sold in same places where they sell jajangmyun. . right? Excuse me! Could we get a double-bowl jajangmyun and a jjamppong? (T/N: Spicy... you say? . Me: What is “THAT”?! Her: That... but. why jajangmyun of all things..tsp/5612755/7738181/1/1/A/7t6uyg..... jajangmyun. I mean. that jjamppong looks really tasty.. http://c. T_T (T/N: Refer to Chapter 9 if you forgot what happened with them and the infamous jajangmyun (black bean noodle) http://www. I mean.. ramen would have been a better choice..com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=71464970&p=4#71464970 ) But. Me: ….
. but with the college there.... with all the buses and subway closed for the day.Me:. My aunt was thinking about renting some of her rooms out to the students. Me: Oh really?. follow me. I'll probably have to spend the night at my aunt's house. why are we here? Her: Let's go in.... What if there's no room left for me. which are flowing with miserable tears.. you say? Well. and I was thinking about moving in to live with my aunt when that happened.. Me: Where? Her: Just follow me. We took a cab. Me: 'have to go'? Her: Yeah. ^^ Her: Gyeon-woo. You know Gyungin Women's college near Kyesan? My aunt lives in the apartment right in front of that place. and we went to some cafe.. Her: Just... right? Me: My aunt lives in Kyesan. and went to the place she wanted to go to. Her: My mom's friend runs this cafe. Looks like I can't go back home tonight. After dinner.. there were a lot of girls walking around the place.. And now.. I can just crash there. couldn't even tell which way was which.. then we went to a cafe.. Don't you have to go home? Her: You can't go home either. we went to go see a movie. Her: Let's switch. the place near the apartment was really empty and quiet. I followed her after getting off the cab.. Before they built the college there. I wouldn't mind having a roommate. . there's a place we have to go. Me: T_T A double-sized jajangmyun now stands before my eyes.. it's already midnight. so. I've never been in this area before. Me: It's midnight already.
.... Couple-Girl: Finally... the guests of honor are here.... Her friend comes in with a cake..youtube. I can almost feel the wavering of the two flames...imdb. and there was a white piano in the corner.. “Even if~ we fly across the skies freely~ don't be surprised~” (T/N: The Classic's popular song “The Magic Castle”. glass tables.... Each table had a spotlight of its own from the ceiling.Me: Here? The signs are all off. That couple. but they were all turned off... http://www........ we exchange pleasantries.. Everyone around us clapped..... . shouting “Happy 100th!” I was really moved..... There were two candles on the tiny cake.com/watch?v=u-QeUBR9Wv4) Her and I blow the candles together......... there was a familiar face.... there were couple people around.. . And just sat there for about a minute or two... Only the light above the table we were sitting around were on. oh... Okay.. aren't they closed right now? Her:.... from the double date (T/N: Chapter 11. everyone ready? The couple sit together as if they're joined at the hip.. I think I can hear music playing from somewhere.. But I didn't cry....com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493?p=15 ) and her three friends were there........ She must have asked her friend to rent out her friend's mom's cafe.... The cafe was filled with comfortable chairs. When we went inside.... though the version sang by a little kid became far more popular http://www. they're made for each other.. painting pretty green silhouette on everyone's face as it illuminated the room against the darkness. and sets it up on the table... After sitting down in one table. -_- ... God... I couldn't even imagine that she would go this far to prepare an event like this.. I think this was her first time planning something special for me. in a way..... Why? Because I'm a man..
.. Friends: Whoa! You guys are close enough to give each other underwear already? Couple: Haha. Me: Yeah.. that's right. the glow-in-the-dark skull underwear.. thanks... I have a present for you.. Aside . she picked out everyone's clothes.. so I kept searching around with my hand then pulled out the smallest one I could find... but.. at least one-third of all the underwear she buys is glow-in-the-dark. clothes? I wasn't exactly following the latest fashion trend... that I left it at her house after the gangster incident (T/N: http://www. I didn't buy those underwear. The box was as big as a crate of apples..... “presents”. Me: For what? Her: Just.com/title/tt0293715/board/thread/55549493? d=126441896&p=19#126441896 ) I looked at all the other “presents” she got for me. were all the clothes I left at her house after meeting those gangsters in the street.. Her. Her: That's okay... I went through the pretty wrapping papers. Gyeon-woo... Open the present. skull? Yes... go ahead and open the present.. but for some reason (I guess she likes glow-in-thedark)....... I didn't get anything for you at the department store... the skull is kinda cute. so I guess she got me some clothes to wear.. A.Her: Here. As mom had all the spending money in the house.... Me: ….. or pants..... but something was shining nonetheless.. Me: Present? You even got me a present? Her: Yeah.. Me: Yeah..imdb.... It was dark everywhere. and felt. for everything... Couple: So? What is it? Friends: What is it? The box is pretty big.... I could have taken out a shirt. There were several clothes in the box. but underwear of all things.
She smiled sheepishly. and ended abruptly with a mistake.. and you can't even last two lines?! ... I heard her friend talking to Her about it. Everyone else stood around the piano... This is easier than Ballade Pour Adeline... I can still remember how amazing it was...... there's also one that glows “I LOVE YOU” in the dark. Her: Gyeon-woo.... Suddenly. but it was the most beautiful piano performance I've ever heard in my life. as she played the piano with utmost sincerity. Turn the light off and show it off to your loved ones.... If anyone's interested. she was really beautiful. an orange carrot glows right where. “When do you think that a girl is at her prettiest?” As I thought. then. She drags me over to the piano. so.. I am more than willing to sell it online..... I stared at her.. a disruptive note jarred everyone's sense as she hit a wrong note.. thanks for the presents.from this skull one. As I'm writing this. (T/N: “I LOVE YOU” is in English) The worst of them all is the Carrot underwear.. when I'm wearing that one.. Though it was an awkward performance.. Friend: I taught you day and night for a week. now I understood why she asked me that question. Later... She took a deep breath. Her: You said a girl was at her prettiest when she was playing a piano. and she sat down in front of it. Mom must think I'm still in fourth grade or something. Her: Hahahahahahaha! I washed it myself with my own hands! It was my first time washing a guy's underwear! Me:. then lightly placed her hands over the keys... at night. you know how people sleep in their underwear in summer because it's too hot? So. Me: Um.... She continued as the second part of the music began... a tranquil rendition of “Fur Elise” filled the air.. come here for a second. so I practiced all week. the carrot that glows in the dark right where.
Me: What? I haven't even touched a piano since I learned from “Do” to “Fa” when I was little! .
This action might not be possible to undo. Are you sure you want to continue?
We've moved you to where you read on your other device.
Get the full title to continue listening from where you left off, or restart the preview.