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1. Dukh me sajni kinara kar gyi, Hasti hui jindgi ko besahara kar gyi. kabhi roka karti thi humhe pine se, aaj jaane lagi to bottal ki or ishara kar gyi. Raven ko court me laya gaya or kaha GITA par hat rakho, ravan chillaya nahi sala SITA pe hat rakh to itna bada bawal ho gaya, ab GITA par nahi rakhunga. Agar duniya me kuchh karke dikhana hai to suno meri baat- Hati ke uper ulta khade koker photo khichvao. Ab phato ko ulta karke duniya ko dikhao. Sardar was passing from a jungle, A chudil stop him. Hu-Hu HaHa rukja sardar mai chudial hu. Sardar-mainu pata hai teri 1 behan mere nal hi byahi hai.... Wife:Jub tum desi pite ho, to mujhe Paro Kehte ho, Jub whisky pite ho Darling kehte ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo Chudek keh rahe ho. Husband:Aj main hosh main hoo.. 6. Master: Kaal kyu koni ayo re ramuda. Ramuda:Pad gyo ho, laag gi hi. Master:Kathe padyo or kathe laagi. Ramuda:Mardsaab "Khaat" pe padyo or "Aankh" laag gi.

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Nayi- nayi shadi thi, naya tha zamana. Dulha bechain tha sunne ko gana. Dulhsn ne Shuru kiya..... Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandan ko nibhaana. Munna bhai:Are Circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, leter me kya likhu? Circuit:Simple Bhai, likhane ka- Dear sister ..I Love U ! Tumhara munna bhai... Sas- Bahu se me bed per bethu to tu kanha bethegi. Bahu- Fersh pe. Sas- Me fersh pe to tu kaha. Bahu- Gadde me. Sas- Me gadde me to tu. Bahu- Me uper mitti dal dungi. 1Pagal tha bilkul pagal .... Khali pagal tha. Bahut khatarnaq pagal tha. Aap mat ghabrao aap k samne to wo kuch bhi nhi tha ! 3 Sardar bed per so rahe the. Un tino ko jaghe kam mil rahi thi. 1Sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya. usare sardar ne usse kaha, "Ab jagah ho gayi hai uper aaja". Pandit ask sardar marte waqt aadmi ke moo me kya dalna chahiye..? Sardar: Birla cement. Pandit: Kyun..? Sardar: is cement me jaan hai.

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai dost hum tumhare liye usse badi imaraat banayenge. Shajahan ne mumtaz ko murda dafnaya tha, hum tumhe zinda dafnayenge. 1 Man: - Sardar ji apke pass mobil hai to fir apne letter kyu bheja. Sardar: - Oye maine tujhe phone kiya tha per phone se ek ladki boli plz try later…….. Ek ghdhe ne sardar ko lat mari sardar uske piche bhaga, use raste me ek zebra mila, sardar zebra ko laat marte hue bola “ sale night dress pahen k ullu banata hai”

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16. What’s the moral of movie Rang De Basanti & Titanic…. Think….. Ladkiya k lafde me mat pado khali ladkya bachti hai, baki dab mar jate hain….. 17. Shadi mein Santa bahut der se khana kha rahe tha. Dusre ne puchha bhai kab tak khaoge? Santa:- Card me likha tha diner 8pm to 11pm. 18. A Sardar learning English introduces his family at a party. Hi I am sardar. This is my sardarni. He is my kid & she is my kidney. 19. Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi, Mit jate hai kitno ke gum, Or sms is liye bhejte hai hum, Taki door rehkar bhi hamri Dehshat na ho kam….

Ab accha mehsoos ho rha hai. 22. 24. kanha yaar abhi to sirf plot hi kharida hai. Jab teri aawaj sun. Jab teri yad aaye tera SMS padh leta hu. Jin: . ..Andhi.Road single banani hai ya double.Ghar se dubai tak road banao.. langri jo bhi milay Patalo..Mushkil hai. Luli. Jinn: . Bahari. ab or perfume mat lagao ab apko jarurt hai Nahane ki. our koi kam? Man: . Apne pyar ko mat chupao use jarurat hai jatane ki.Aapko amir khan or kajol ki film "Fanna" se kay lesson mila Student :... Tujhe dekhna ho to ankha band kar leta hu. 1 Machchar 1 ganje ke sar per ja betha.20. to bola Bhoot ka saya hai…….Hukm aka? Man: . 22. 21.ni ho to kisi kutte ko lat mar deta hu. Tabiyat theek nahi thi Tantrik ko dikhay. wah kya ghhar dhundha hai ! Pehla machchar bola.Wife ko agyakri or samajdar banao.. 23. Teacher :. dusara machcar bola. Jin:. kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jayega…. apni khubiya ko mat chupao unhe jarurat hai batane ki.

"Eyes" matar ki tarah.. Aap mere dil me khuch is trah se samaye ho. Ye keh k kutiya kutte se gussa hoker chali gayi.25. 26. Tum kutte ho. Hum Bhi Smart Tum Bhi Smart Hum Bhi Good Looking Tum bhi Good Looking Bus Ek Chota Sa Fark Hai Hum Dil Se Saaf. Tum kutte the. 12 baje 2 sardaro ko 3 time bomb mile.Agar koi bomb raste mein fat gaya to? 2 Sardar :. 28.Jhuth bol denge ki 2 hi mike the! 27. Tum kutte rahoge. Polic ko dene gye. or "Face" gobi ki tarah. 29. Hey allah! Ek dost diya who bhi "sabzi mandi" ki tarah.. 30. Jab aap haste hai to lagta hai insan pahle bandar tha. Tumhari aane vali nasl b kutta hogi. dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab aap gussa karte h to lagta h insan aaj b bandar he. "Lips" bhindi ki tarah. "Gaal" tamatar ki tarah. Tum Dimag Se Saaf. 1 Sardar :.. Tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai. . Jese bajre ke khet me bhens ghus aai ho.

live padta rha. 35. SARDAR :acha muje pagal samaja hai kya? Us par likha tha " dandruf free. 34. 36. Magar aap ka naam nahi bataya. Who love – love likhti rhi main live . Hum dosti ka wo dag hai jise aap mita nahi paoge guzarish hai aapse surf excl se mat dhonawrna dhundte rah jaoge kyo ki kuch dag ache hote hai. 32. kynki khali jagaon me pani jaldi bharta hai. Katoo ko chua to phulo ki yaad ayi. Vo kis .kal jo shampoo liya uska gift do.. Jawani me bachpan ki yaad ayi. 5 Pass me Shahrukhan ne muze puchha " India me aisa kon hai jo saal me ek baar nahaata hai ?" Khuda kasam 5 Crore Thukar diya.31. College me school ki yaad ayi..us per koi gift nahi hai. Kripya apne dimag wali jagah ko plastic se dhak le. Namaskar ! aaj Pura din raat Barish hone ki sambhavna hai." . 33. SHOPKEPER :. Or bander ko dekha to " dost" teri yaad ayi.kis likhti rhi ma kass .kass padhta rha. Vo shadi karke chali gai main english course krta rha. SARDAR :..

. SANTA ki amma mar gyi. Swarg me ghee ke Deepak jalaye gaye or Brahma ji ne kaha – chalo chutkara to mila. Doc impatiently. 41.. Higo Pigo Jila Pila Aai Maai Hula Hula Timpkataka Dampataka Aai Gayi Jingara Jingara Hurrrrrrr..chup ho jao kamino." 38. amma kya "tata sumo" karke gayi hai.. 1 SARDAR ne mendak se pucha ki sardar me dimag hota hai? MENDAK ne kha nahi or pani mein kood gaya.Kal dewa pi li thi ? Patient-no.... Ek operation ke bad patient bola :. Mubarak ho! Ab aap Aadivasi ban chuke ho!!! 42. SARDAR bola " lo isme suicide karne wali kay baat hai..... main to chitrgupt hun.. Doc..! 39. Jab tum padia hue tab sara akash jhooma .amma mujhe bi le jati. doc.. Veha to lal thi.Char or bole :.mera matalab."Doctor sahab kay ab main rog se mukt hu?" "Beta doctor to niche reh gay. 1 aadmi bola :. SANTA bola :.amma hame bi le jati...." Do... Dewa kha li thi? . Shapath leli... Devidevtaon ne dance kiya..37.." 40..

Teacher: What does your father do? Jack: Sir. Second mad: I won’t give u the eraser. 48.-) 47. Water is not coming these days. 46. 45.” My desire is to become a king. ek rupaiye ka petrol dall do. he does whatever mom says.ladka bahut slow chal raha tha.” etna petrol bharwakar jayenge kha? Santa.Prof: y r u late?G.ek ladka mera picha kar rha tha.” jana vana kahi nahi hai hum toh aisay he paise udate hai. Salesman( santa ko dekhte hua). Other.” a re bhai. Students life ka filmi andaz Exam – welcome.sir. 44. 49. Ravi to milkman: Now days. . your milk is good. 43. Santa petrol pump per. Veha to bhari thi.sir.” Don’t waste time. . One man.Prof: to late kaise ho gayee?Girl. A girl come late to class. Milkman: Sir.Patient-no. go and bring a chess. First mad: I’ll erase this world.

Copy karna – mazboor." The congregation used to respond. Final exams – murder. Keep your mouth shut A woman goes to the doctor.. Pass – chamatkar. Marks – asambhav. and she's beaten black and blue. I don't know what to do. Something wrong In an Anglican church. "Doctor. The officiating clergyman says. Blonde Secretary . Views : 1614 Rating : **** more.Class – dhoom. Paper – raaz. 50. Every time my boyfriend Views : 5622 Rating : ***** more.. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman. Fail – yeh toh hona he tha. each service begins with a greeting.. "The Lord be with you..

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Parting Ways The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them...जोर से धड़के. Views : 3530 Rating : ***** more. on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate. तुम कयो नही करते? ं पेमी: मै लड़की को जानता ही नही िफर कैसे पयार कर? . ( Page 1 of 5 ) Next>>  पेमी: तुम शादी के बाद अपने िलये नया घर तो नही मागोगी? पेिमका: नही मै ऐसी लड़की नही हूँ तुम अपनी मा को अलग घर िदला देना!  पेिमका: कुछ ऐसा कहो न िजससे मेरी िदल की धड़कन तेज हो जाये. मेरा िदल जोर. However. मुझे कुछ कुछ हो! पेमी: भाग तेरा भाई आ रहा है!  पेिमका: कया तुम मुझसे पयार करते हो? पेमी: हा! पेिमका: लेिकन तुमहे तो मेरी कोई पवाह ही नही है! पेमी: पयार करने वाले िकसी की पवाह नही करते!  पेमी: जलदी से मेरी आँखो मे देखो तुमहे कया िदखता है? पेिमका: सचचा पयार! पेमी: ओये सचचे पयार वाली मेरी आँख मे कुछ िगरा है जलदी से िनकाल!  पेमी ने अपनी पेिमका के फोन पर िमस कॉल की यह देखने के िलये की उसने उसका नंबर िकस नाम से सेव िकया है! सकीन पर नाम आया मुगा नंबर 5!  दो पेिमयो ने आतमहतया करने की योजना बनाई! लड़का कद गया और लड़की नही कदी! आधे रासते मे लड़के ने पैराशूट खोला और िचललाया: मुझे पता था चुड़ेल तू नही कदेगी! ू ू ू  पेमी: तुमहे िकस करने के िलये मुझे कया करना पड़ेगा? पेिमका: मुझे बेहोशी की दवा देनी पड़ेगी!  पेमी: तुमहे कब पता चला िक तुम मुझसे पयार करती हो? पेिमका: जब लोगो ने तुमहारे बारे मे बताया िक तुम घिटया और पागल इंसान हो और मुझे सुनकर गुससा आया!  पेिमका: मेरे साथ ऐसी वैसी हरकते मत करो! भूल गए िक मै अभी तक कु ंवारी हँू? पेमी: थोड़ी देर मे तुम भी भूल जाओगी!  पेिमका: वो देखो वो लड़का उस लड़की को िकतना पयार कर रहा है..

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.That's why it's called heaven!  Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.  . Next day he closed his bank account.  Three friends after exam. u never fight back.  Banta: When I get mad at u. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Jeeto: Ek dum. teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. Do you understand me? Pappu: No. Santa: Sorry..  Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi..  Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye. love can find you at every time in your lifeCher n People  Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? Santa: Saal pavain 2. do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye. husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes.  Santa opened A College.  Jeeto: U know.  Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true. what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. I do. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS SantaBanta SMS << Previous ( 11-20 of 282 ) Next >> Pappu: Dad. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet.3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar. par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha. दो लड़िकया नहा रही थी! एक बोली: तेरे नीचे बाल नही है? दूसरी बोली: हट पागल िजस सड़क पर टािफक जयादा हो उस सड़क पर घास नही उगती!  If grass can grow through cement. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar. tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.

cleaning home and washing clothes. what ever U order first. Santa: Sure it does.. I got divorce for the same reason. tum kha kar so jana. How else could I see the numbers?  Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course. I do! Who do you think changes the water?  Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Pappu: (Luking down) No. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc.  2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.  Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa: Don't look down.!!!  Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Chicken or egg? O Yaar. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!   Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample. Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai? Jeeto: Zehar. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.  Santa ki chatri me hole tha.  Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything. will come first. no work. Santa. holding his stomach in. after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.  Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking. . because he cannot hear anything. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. ur wife very sweet. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!  Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. Banta: Amazing.Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!  Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir..  Teacher: Translate .. Look at me.  Santa standing on the scale. stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. can I leave my underwear!  Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it. Santa ghar se chala gaya.Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi. Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help. Husb: Main dair se aaonga. kisine pucha.  Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok. umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.  Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA? Santa: Tu so ja maa. and it turns out to be a book on chess!  Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Santa: Why did u come so far. Apple juice hai! Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? ! Dr: Why? ! Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. relaxing with my wife. lekin biwi ko nahi.  What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ab use pehchan nahin pa raha  Santa: How's Ur Sex Life? Bangta: As ususal great.  Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants. Just tell me. how do u do? Banta: Gud evening. opens it. we open the zip and do.  Santa kaafi time baad pind geya. Driver: Sir ji.  Santa bada dukhi tha. wapis le chalo.  Driver: Sir ji. gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.. will it keep me warm?  Santa: Why has the Govt. Servant: It's already raining. Jeher bharwane aya hoga. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai. Banta: Are tension mat le. main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa..  Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Banta:-Chalo Phir.  An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet. take an umbrella and go. wapis le chalo..  Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi. Englishman: Good evening. Banta:-Chalo Phir. Banta: So what. Instead U could have posted it. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.. Santa: What about the weekends? Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home. .  Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.  Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.. Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa. kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho? Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the.. petrol khatam ho gaya. gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. petrol khatam ho gaya. He goes home. Monday to Friday.

daso kithay lagonay ne? Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do... Banta: I'm learning car driving..!  Pappu: Dad. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya.. Traffic inspector stopped him.  Santa bought a car on loan.!  Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES TOILET!  Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road.!  Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun? Dr: Haan ji. He didn't pay the dues. apne pehle hi kat laye. ki swaal si? Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?  Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye. Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !  Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.... Gud Night. the bank took away his car. par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni. Santa: Mera biba beta.  Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? . Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi! Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?  Banta k ghar ladka hua. itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa. Santa: If I knew this. Santa: Bolo. ab aap hume khush karo. Santa: Beta.  Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon. Inspector: Without d instructor? Banta: Correspondence Course!  Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai. bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.. sari raat mujra dekha.. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya.   Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!  Banta mujra dekhne gaya. itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua.Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Banta utha or khud nachne laga. par plz muje marna nahi....

So always think positive. Policeman gives hand to stop. what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!  Samundar de kande baithe han. "Pappu! What are 4.  Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai. Kismat badle na badle. Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai? Santa: Dr. honi kisi aur ki chahiye!  Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai? Santa: Airhostess !  Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai? Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.  Santa.  Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin. When judges came to . dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye. saab. hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!  Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM. CHAPPAL TAN DHOTI JAUGI. Teacher: Kinwe? Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne `Saleya ne Pher cut ti. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha. Ten Sports. Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Discovery Channel and Pogo!"  Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai. saab. Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !  Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai. She called on him and said. 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied..Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.  The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class... Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess!  Santa: Dr. Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Bas. Santa shouted: Oye pagal. jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai. "Cartoon Network. 2. I'm suffering from loose motion. Kadi tan lehar aaogi. shoot her if not.  Santa: What's the name of ur car? Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T" Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai..  Santa went to international cooking contest. pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?  Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai.

3000.. Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja. Can you Guess why? To see whether it'll BOUNCE or not!  Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon.  Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue. Santa: Theek hai. Judge asked: Kya bana rahe ho? Santa: FUDDU. Banta: Aaho.. Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru.  Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.him. he was moving spoon in empty kadhai.  Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise? Rikshawala: 10 Rs  . Boss: I'm giving u driver's job. jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga. lorry number is also written.. BC 1760 !!!. agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?  Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.  Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful. Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife. understanding. khade-khade karni padi. ya NAAN nikal de. radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. sit back. intelligent.. I'll drive!  Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere..Ya toh JAAN nikal de..  Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya. mainu lagga nava si. never jealous and a great cook? Santa: Niri Afwah !!!  Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage? Wife remain silent. pakka lorry accident case. Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.  Baniye shayar ne arz kiya. use bhi dhaka de dena. Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album. Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue. Starting salary Rs. Santa: Look so many bandages. is it OK ? Santa: U R great sir! Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?  Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa: Thank God. Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ? Santa: Khaak mazey se ki. caring. The driver adjusted the mirror.  Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground. Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht.

Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar. tenu ke tere bapu nu?  Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji. BA kar chuke si? Santa: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si. bass fail na hoeen. Nurse. Santa: Ye to hona hi tha. har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.  Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. bus Mera Mera hi karde ho. saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan.Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega? Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.  Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Banta: Yaar. kadi Sadda vi keha karo.  Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. . khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle.Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain. Santa: Don't worry darling. Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!  Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji. Banta: Wow.. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya? Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?  Pappu: Dad what's Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Santa: Pher theek hai. wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?  Nurse. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne. hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho? Santa: Sadda Kachcha.  Jeeto: Main tang ya.  Santa: Bhai. Meri car. I'm already married. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?  Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.  Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya.  Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Oh kiven? Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai. Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA  Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also. Banta: Kinu. mera beta.Kyon? Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi.  Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagna hai.

Santa: Theek hai hor das? Banta: Frog da praah. I can't look at the menu also?  Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water? Banta: 1 Frog.  What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.? Santa: Tumhari hai... yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho.  Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.  Banta joins army.. Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho? Santa: Biwi se. bhen. Clerk: Sir. given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir. Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest. if he allows me. Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai? Santa: MORI  Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: Don't know. Banta: Itne pyar se.   Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. Santa: U mean if I am on diet.. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv  Santa talking on phone.  Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls.  If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum  Santa: Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai. piyo te maa. B or C ? Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet. Banta's son: How? Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat. Santa: Well.Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!  Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye! Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband.  Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son. . u r married now. vitamin A. faida desh ka hi hoga.

. Meri bhain da hoya si !  A crow shits on a Banta. tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.  Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. A & B.  Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide. Santa: Behan ji. it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo. Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?  Santa meets his old friend. A & B.. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau. I mean long time no C. Banta: Koi phayda nahin. Santa: Sorry. A & B. I didn't know it was her turn  Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. but u just farted before my wife.. Santa: A & B.  Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?  Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend. iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar. paanch rupya de de. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. andha hoon. Friend: Oye. A & B. someone asked the reason. Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha. Preeto gives tissue paper to him. Santa: Kuri naal? Banta: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: Haan. De de. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. it's my HELLO TUNE!  Beggar: Oh sundari.   Santa: Oye tera vyah ho gya? Banta: Haan. Santa: Oye je ajehi gall hundi taan apna katta ajj IAS officer lageya hunda!  Santa: I tried ur number so many times. Banta: Arre yaar. Santa to his wife: De de.  Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!  Banta: Saadi teacher kehndi hai ke MAJJ da taja dudh peen nal dimag wadhda hai. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo. Man next 2 him: Excuse me. kauwa toh ud gaya!  Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.

 Santa to his son: I think it's right time we should talk about sex! Pappu: Sure dad. mainu 1000 Rs chahide si. Doc: Jaanta hoon. Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai.Santa bar vich ro reha si. Jeeto. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. Worst affected was .. Pappu: Very simple. Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai.  Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya. jithe marzi so jao!  A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho? Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naa bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha. riksha kar te purse le aa. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U.. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai. Santa: Maine mana kiya that. maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.  Santa: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Banta: No Santa: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne Banta: Tenu tairna aanda hai? Santa: Aaho Banta: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai?  Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'  Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai. what do u wanna know.' He wrote: I was made by a mistake.  Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.  Teacher: Pappu. it starts with right hand & ends with left hand. Why? B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin  Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.. thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. describe digestive system of a human being.  An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa.?   Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. le 10 Rs. Main kuch kehta hoon. auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai. bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. jaldi bataao Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko.. Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!  Santa to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai. woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.  Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai. uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.  Phone ki ring baji.

Banta: Oye. Banta: Kya Goal mara. name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata  Pappu: Bapu idhar aa. kitni sohni hai. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Santa: Sorry. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha. tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Banta: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao.  Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do. touch kar liya Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs  Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything? Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!  Santa: Oye.. meri sister da hoya si. Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai  Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye. His wife opens the door. ladki dekh. pehchan lengey. Santa: Take msg and give me later. Santa asks: Who r u? .  Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house.  I can kiss u without even touching u. it's ur wife's call. which side is orange juice?  Santa: Oye. Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta. daddy ko izzat se bulate hai. Santa: Kya naam hai.. munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: Haan.  Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. Pappu: Bapu. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin. izzat ke sath idhar aaja.  Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby? Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice.  Santa: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti. vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi.Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on Escalators.. koi tarika batao. Gal: U can't Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki Gal: Ok Santa kisses her lips Gal: Touch kar liya. mere dost aa rahe hain. She wants to kiss u on the phone. Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha.. tera vyah ho gaya? Banta: Haan Santa: Kudi naal. usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha  Lady Secretary: Sir. Santa: Oye.

. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai  Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata  Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey.Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai  Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto. Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai. kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai  Santa: Doctor. Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers  Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA  Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Saali naachegi kaise nahi.  Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.. Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'  See what a spelling mistake can do. padhnewala gadha. wish u were Her  Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Padhnewala mahan  Santa joined NASA. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love..!  Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time.. .  Santa: Doc saab. Jeeto: Kehri film si ? Santa: Apne vyah di movie si !  Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. nahi to tumhare liye. mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan. bilkul. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha. kade mere pichchey.. success hua to mere liye.  Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa.

See that man. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW  Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Ab kaato saalon. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.  Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh.Jeeto: Thank u G. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi.  Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai  Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy.....  Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon. Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se  Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye  In a train compartment husband: Darling.. yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago. tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon. humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.  Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am  A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khediye. drank poison & said.. some husband said to his wife.. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup. Is he crying?  In an interview. oh! Santa: Control urself. 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!  At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand. sab maroge!  Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado . Santa said: Sorry bhaji. He has lost his head.. Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For u n ur parents  Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs? Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open  Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.. tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.. mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai. Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aaya. Don't cry. Mummy ne Papa se. He got irritated.

Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use . Upaaye karvaao.!  Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai  Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. kyon ki hoya? Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.? Banta: Nahin. what's ur prob? Santa: I'm going to b a father Banta: But. that's wonderful Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know about it yet  O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child  Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado..  Banta: U cheated me.. ohnu border te bhej de. ki karan? Banta: Karna ki hai. Santa: Taan dictionary vekh ke kharidni si . agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?  Jeeto: Kyon ji. Shopkeeper: No. piche baith. tussi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? Santa: Break fail ho gayi hai.. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai. Santa gusse mein bola. meri bibi ko dekhkta hai.  Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. car mein chalaoonga!  Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai. Banta: Upaaye? Baba. Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi. mein 10ve number pe tha  Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya.. accident hon to pehle hi ghar pahounch jaaiye. Santa: She did. I sold a good radio to u. vaise hoya ki si? Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich. but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?  Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai  Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chimar gayee hai. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.  Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. kuch bhi kar sakta hai  Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!  Banta: U looked troubled.

aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. And so quickly too!. punctual & dresses so smartly. kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga.  Banta: Oye.  While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.  Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka. us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena. Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai  Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain. Jeeto: He's very good looking. said Preeto  A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. there's nothing down here  Santa goes to buy a underwear. The report said: 'Delivered'  Gurdas Maan: Santa ji. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao. Gets frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain  Santa: If I die will u remarry? Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'  Santa suffering from cold was shivering.35  Santa was riding on a horse. tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha. I'll also stay with ur sister  Lady: Time kitna hua hai? Banta: Bra Panties. baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki .  Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. But if I die will u remarry? Santa: No. Party wear nahin chahiye. He finds the egg empty.kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI  Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet.  Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No. His son called a doc. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. how do u do? Santa: Gud evening.  An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai  Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Pappu: Haan papa. ki devan? . When bus arrived. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.  Jeeto yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?  Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. conductor picked the women & said: No more. par hun 4 ho gaye. I press the bell but no one comes out  Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha. he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else. tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si. har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.  Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.  A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Lady calls again. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Englishman: Good evening. chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat  Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body.  Santa went to see a gal for marriage. meri wari no more  Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago. After some time. he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.  Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Santa asks: Behenji.  Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan. we open the zip and do. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.  Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai.

Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.  Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.  Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola pedpaudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.  Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long.....!  Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.  Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi  Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya  Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM  An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.  Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.  Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!  Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."  Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal  Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.  Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.  Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...

Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.  Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.  Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.  Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?  Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.  Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.  Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.  Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?  Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?  Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!  Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.  Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.  A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...  Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'  Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. 

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?  Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.  Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.  Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.  Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint?  Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman  Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.  Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.  Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!  Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!  At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.  Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."  Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam.  Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That's terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."  Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.  Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!

You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.  Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!  Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha. who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Sant: U r wrong.Santa: I can't.  Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta.  What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple. beats. I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. He once entered a lion's cage."  Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever. padhnewala mahan. I ran out of film. padhnewala gadha. "I'm sorry.. "Can I have a burger & fries?"  Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'  Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" Love SMSl Love sms ." Santa whispers. aap papa ban gaye. Banta. Pappu: Life imprisonment!  Santa was drawing money from ATM.  Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.  Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!  Nurse: Congrats Santa ji.  Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan. "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian.the chicken or the egg? O yaar. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.  Santa walks into a library & says. jiska order pehle doge. beats..  Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man.What comes first . Bail Gaadi. vo ayega!  Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of..  Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats. Santa: I didn't say he got out. this is a library. It's 1394.

Love sms.
 I still believe that love is all you need- Paul Mccartney  True luv is eternal... Cherish the luv when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.  So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough words in the world to say how much I Love U.  To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.  Aashiq Puche Rab nu: Tu Jag nu Pyaar Da Dushman Kyu Bana Ditta ? Rab Hasaya te Bolya: Tusi Kehra Mere Naal Changi Kittim Tusi Vi ta Yaar nu he Rab Bana Ditta.  Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.  Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early. Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early. Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.  Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.  Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.  Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!  No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LUV U my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!  On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special ways u have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things.. Ur kindness, the way U always listen & pay attention to me. U make my world brighter n richer. U're a gift to me, & I thank U for being U.  If you were my valentine

I'd search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight that would compliment your eyes and keep it in a wishing well created just for you and filled with my desires to make all your dreams come true.  What do you give a lady so sweet who makes my existence so complete? Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A store-bought card with another's word? Anything that's purchased seems absurd. I would give you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.  I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever. Happy Valentine day!  I've notice that being with you, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter, and life is so much sweeter. Luv U.  A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a song until someone sings it. Luv wasn't put in the heart to stay, for luv isn't luve 'til you give it away.  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.  Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong, everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again. Luv You!  I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.  When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  Don't say we aren't right for each other. The way I see it, we're not right for anybody else. Be My Valentine!  Life is 4 livin- I live mine 4 u, Loves's 4 givin- I give mine 2 u Dreams r 4 dreamin- I dream of u Hearts r 4 beatin- Mine beats 4 u.  It's hard to find someone whom u truly love, much less to find someone who loves u as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.  The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our love shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have sumone like U! Luv You!  Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing ever & loving u is what I'll do forever.  I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?

Coz God luvs me. Do u know how? Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? It's U my love.  To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.  People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.  I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!  Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.  Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.  I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.  Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.  When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.  Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.  I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.  As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past, But know my love will always last, Even though we are a distance apart, You always have the key to my heart.  A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.  Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!  To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who

.. I hv by remembering U!  Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. So live ur life as long as u can.  No matter how ugly U think u r. complete. But when Luv is real. but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that  May the spring of your love be tender and sweet. just give it. Luv U!  Never ask for a kiss.  Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U. Every Success is a battle well-fought. take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning . if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve. the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U. Life is a game yet to be played more.. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat.. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. u just fall and there will be someone to catch U  In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u. Luv is what we share everyday. It's like when I see u. Dedicate time to luv n b loved.. It's something u design for the present. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. let ur luv be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat. and True Luv is a jewel well-kept..When U realise it. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. u r the reason I find a way to smile. So. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. the autumn be warm and rewarding. Make each moment a happy one.  Luv is what I see in ur smile. coz u don't force urself to fall. Never say I can't live without u. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more.  Dedicate time to enjoy. it's the path to happiness. let luv be the light to ur heart. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!  U r the reason I wake up in the morning. Never ask for a hug. u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. just take it. say I live for U  Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. u don't even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember my reasons 4 loving u  God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. Every moment is lovable in life.loves u is an achievement. u don't realise it. let luv find u. Life is a question yet to be answered more. it's the secret of youth. Amy Cassidy  It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. Luv U  Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. in one's heart. let there be love. it's too late. it's source of joy n satisfaction  Let luv be the guide to ur dreams.  Every failure is a lesson well-learned. Dedicate time for friends. it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living. and always.  Don't search luv. It's called falling in luv. U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U.

and can accomplish much. If forever's what it takes. . you gotta put up with the rain. For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love. I've been around you. Not how many times u've helped each other � It's how u value each other  Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles. Thanks for being such a lady to me  Love many things.. accept it. For a long long time. -Kay Knudsen  Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it  Love is not how long u've been together.. And the sad thing is. I will stand here forever. I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I'll never be able to replace u. always have a smile coz.  You r the one that I adore.. but never in heart  So. not how much u've given or receive. You r my angel oh so fine. Luv is a blessing we all need it. it's U & Me together forever & never apart. And so u see. then it's a True Luv  A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything. sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u  If u Love sumone then add some wings to ur Love. then don't worry coz sumone. Remember in this world we are just for a while!  A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.. -Vincent van Gogh  Love is missing someone whenever you're apart. and whosoever loves much performs much. because you are my forever. for therein lies the true strength.. All the magic in your eyes. You r everything I asked for & so much more. After having wings if it still decide to stay with u. Always be happy.  If u r in luv. I'll be there. I know I hv already been replaced  A part of U has grown in me. But if u r not. A thousand times before. But I never really noticed.  We've known each other. in order to love you gotta risk the pain  Life is a book we all read it. And you've always been a friend to me.. True Luv says: U'll never need anything. I've found a luv to last a lifetime. and forever always waits. but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. and what is done in love is done well. maybe in distance. I'll be there  If you want the rainbow. respect it & njoy it.

. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. What do I do. Luv not five. luv is like a dream. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u. The way u know just what to say. Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more.. What do I say. but kept in the hearts of others. all I want to say is I LUV U!  Luv is like a cloud. To turn your angel eyes my way?  I searched through books & leafed through cards. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself.  In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living. it scares me. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. For words that wud convey.I Luv U  What the heart gives away is never gone. The way u say I Luv U.. what I had in my heart. at 38 a golf ball.  Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other.  A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. but for what u r making of me. Please be mine 4ever.  Tonight I ask the stars above. it's nothing. Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits. 1 man behind her.. Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true. but when I sat down to write. it's somthing. Be my Valentine. from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Coz I found luv when I found U  I may b innocent to know what luv is.. it scares me. Luv not seven.. it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other.. U'll always be mine please tell me its true. my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue. it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!  When you love someone.But now I'm wanting more  I luv u not only for what u r. 22 men behind her. I may not luv u the way it should b. it scares me. How I'll ever win your love.  Luv not one. Luv not three.  U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. all I can write was.. I may not show it to u. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.. The ways u scare me I luv it. luv is 1 word and everything in between. it's everything. luv is a fairytale come true.  At 18 a lady is like a football. 10 men behind her. I'll always luv u  If Roses were Black and violets were brown. When someone loves you. but for what I am when I'm with u. but I'm always willing to luv u the way I understand it.. at 28 a basketball. When u luv someone & they luv you back.  The way u look into my eyes.. . Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks.

b  What I need to live has been given to me by the earth.  Devote time to enjoy. but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE. I Luv U  Don't rush in luv for it never runs out.  If sumone throws a stone towards u. simple words can express great thoughts.  Give laugh to all but smile to one. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. Luv U!  God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that's so nice and true. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.  I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy.  Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae. Give cheeks to all but lips to one. the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I smile a little more often.. Don't throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U  Little keys can open big locks. Devote time to luv n b loved. Give luv to all but heart to one. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.  When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. use me 2 absorb tears. throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u.  I luv my eyes when u look into them. it's the path to happiness. Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae.at 48 a TT ball. Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi  I'm a PAPER. you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- . you know that ur feeling is for sure. scribble ur anger. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door.  To Luv some1 is madness. Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi. I luv my name when u say it.' and the way you're always there. u can write ur feelings. Loving some1 who loves u is a duty. then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone. 1 man pushing her to the other..  A bell is no bell 'til u ring it. and the ways you show your care. it's the secret of youth. 'I Love You. I anger a little less quickly. but not as much as I will tomorow. Mehboob aave ya na aave. so by the time you start to fall. it's you!  Aeni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi. Let everybody luv u but u luv one. Devote time for friends.  I love the way you make me happy. Jede pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi. 2b loved by some1 is a Gift. I luv my life when you are in it. I love the way you say. I luv my heart when u luv it.  If you r in a dark room.  I love you more today than I did yesterday. it's the source of pleasure. a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn't put there to stay-luv isn't luv 'til you give it away. Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!  I've notice that being with u.

we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. you'll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U  Don't rush in love for it never runs out. let love be the light to your heart. -Billie Holiday  We cannot be together.  What's missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you'll get a heart! If u pick U.  Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file. For no matter what life brings us. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE. let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat. But we'll never be apart.  I don't care how many lips u've kissed. every thing is false. not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.  When we were kids.  If I could give u one thing in life. The hope in tomorrow. that's life.  Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. so by the time you start to fall. is forever and ever wasted. for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. only My Luv is TRUE. 2  Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like. The joy in my heart. life is glue.  If loving u is wrong.  U want & u get. not how u listen but how u understand. The sad in apart. U want & u wait. u can make a desert from the Nile. and I kept looking at you. and then I looked at you. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight. then I don't wanna be right. u r at the safest place.  Let love be the guide to your dreams. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light.  You put the fun in together. only then would u realise how special u r to me!  I looked at a sweet. that's luck. Now that we are .  Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive. I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes. how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times u've said. you r in my heart.  If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other's arms.  'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. clouds are dark but sky is blue. that's time. beautiful rose.don't worry friend. but u can't stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone. coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love. U want but u compromise.  Feelings are many but words are few. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes. I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!  A kiss that is never tasted. You're always in my heart. you know that your feeling is for sure. Let love be the one to knock at your door. Luv is a paper.

.grown up. heart that will luv at ur worst.  Another month. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?  Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi.  To live this life I need a heartbeat.  How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the wind exists? How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?  Never say u are happy when u r sad. you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life  Meeting you was fate. then I don't wanna b right. another smile. Funny sms. u've found luv.  Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest. a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes. another winter. becoming your friend was choice. if he allows me. but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war. to have a heartbeat I need a heart. we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts. ek sawari or baith sakti hai.A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.  Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for. The way we must go is long. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. but we'll win every fight. jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith. And never say u r alone when I m still alive. Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light. a working day shortens your life by 8 hours! . I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u. if u hv found it.  What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed. .  How True. to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!  I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. eyes that will c u at ur ugliest. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.  The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams like song without music like rose without smell like face without smile like ME without U!  One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me. another tear. another summer too but there will never be another you!  If loving u is wrong. another year.  Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband.

Because Lord..  New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming.. longer & a peaceful life? Because. Sadhna. Instead U could have posted it.. True bravery is 2 arrive home.  Why women live a better. met on the street.. 1st: Who are u working 4 now? 2nd: Same people.  A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!  How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom. an accomplishment for a bachelor.... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive.& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?  Well.fully drunk. isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja. just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. women don't have a wife. and a matter of survival for a married man. mummy ne chini mangi hai. to Pinki aunty se lay aana. When you open the boot. and cultured. an art for a lover. Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur.  Raamnavami aanewali hai... intelligent.who hadn't seen each other in several years. I'll beat him to death!  Dog is truly a man's best friend. aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.. Santa: Why did u come so far... Balle-Balle Mil Gaya. they do say opposites attract. Cheers to Reservation ..  Mil Gaya.. Gud Day!  Two frinds. Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya. Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay? Kid: Agar woh kamini na de.. puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!  Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course. which one is really happy to see you?  Aunty.. if I pray for strength.. If you don't believe it.  Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. I do! Who do you think changes the water?  Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy.. I pray for Wisdom to understand my man. Oye Hoye Mil Gaya. honest."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!  A women's prayer: Dear Lord. Arcahna. So.a late night out. Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. My wife & 4 children..

sirf jutiyan hi khayega. Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye. poles.  Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega? Beta: Nahin Mama: Chocolate? Beta: Nahin Mama: Khana? Beta: Nahin Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?  Wife: I Have Changed My Mind..  Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge..  When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?  A boy goes to a strip club. I swear because love is BLIND!  It takes patience to keep a nagging wife.. But my wife saw u! .  Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. mein tuje shrap deta hoon. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No. Happy Sunday. four eyes to keep a pretty wife. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. me glass leke ata hoon. I saw dad!  Aftr robbing d Bank. Sadhu: Oh murkh. believe me. fortune to keep an ambitious wife. friends & strangers! Cheers!  Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.. It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN. That's true. I agree. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes.  Gud afternoon.. against bars. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove.  How do u identify a true music lover? A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!  Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. beautiful. and angelic. Sharabi: Ruko. walls. It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat.

Chouthi kamyabi. The bartender was almost crushed to death. Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain? Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!  Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death. and then you forget to unzip your fly.. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby. someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.  Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. 4 wheeler hai !  Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai.. why would Friday be an exception?"  A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Bank Balance hai. your body. your skin. tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai. .  Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!  Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course..  Everything about you is perfect . Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge. Banglaw hai. Good Day... Teesri tandurasti.. Vo Roopvati. Garbhvati hai. dhayan se dekh Neeche. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful. who was born to be a big liar. Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo. your eyes.  First you forget names. then you forget to zip up your fly.  Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de. Gunvati.. Bank Balance hai.. then you forget faces. or Sarasvati hai.. Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?  Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist? A: Tooth-Hurty!  Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega. Silence for few Minutes.your lips.. Jaat: Re baawale. Bunglaw hai... their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. baby's father will die.  Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he. Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!  At a party. Dusri kiran hasi de. not like me..

kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. cut off my dog's tail. sane. become extra emotional & stupid.  Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao. dost ke liye jan bhi kurban.. with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?  Alcohol contain female hormones..  Most of my friends are normal. ham msg bhejte rahenge. cultured.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan. talk unnecessarily. start fighting without any reason. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed. Then again.. so is bullshit.  Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai.. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare. intellectual & wellbehaved persons. agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban. .... pesh hai. Proof: Men gain weight. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao... Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife. Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad.Chakko Rajaai te so jao. khushi ke liye aansoo kurban. decent... Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!  Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking... Gud Day!  Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.  Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !  Doctor.preferably with Gas Kit!!!  Hasi ke liye gam kurban... Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai? Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai.  Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!  Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!  Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!  What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs..  I Love You is 8 letters long.

 Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? He had an Arabic baby-sitter. and get a new one every three months. Advice of dentist.  Asmaan mai tum ho. who always used to say 'Keep Quwait. U men r all alike. jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho.Babes B .Backlogs!  Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.GF ne Bhikari bana diya!  What building has the most stories? The Library.  Girl announced her engagement to her father.Bunks and the most important B . don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!  Education is incomplete without 5 B's B . thats exactly what he asked me about u!  Only 20 percent boys have brains. Msg mera. samundar mai tum ho. so. Father: Does this fellow has any money? Girl: Oh! Dad. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!  Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera.  Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.  A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.  Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Keep Quwait'. toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega .Beers B . zamin pe tum. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?  Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married.Bikes B . Paise mere. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. hawa mai tum. Beggar: Na saab. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. rest have girlfriends!  If time doesn't wait for you. Don't let any body else use it.

Us din Ullu puje jayenge. mujhe koi nahin puchhta' Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga.. Guess why? They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne. 'Apki sab puja karte hain.wo bhejunga. Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi. Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa. but Ant's parents were against their marriage. He never smoked. may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.  My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd? Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne. Kya bola ? Wife: Behan. Just climb a tree & sit. but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say.  Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu? . They said. ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si. jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!  Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear. U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!  Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok..  He was a good man.. drank & had no affair. he who never lived. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!  How 2 catch squirrels? It's simple.  Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji.  Elephant falls in Luv with Ant.  I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness. Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. the insurance company refused the claim.. Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola. I'm MIND BLOWING. When he died. So. cannot die!  Ek samay ki bat hai..  Pappu: Dad. Squirrels will come in search of U.. try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!  Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee. but what we are inside. Chua: Ja tur ja saliye. Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!  10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti. Tapori: Achcha.

.Santa: KHULE AAM. Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye.  Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho. Mehnat se paisa.. Whatever u are thinking. dat chick is mine! O bhaoo. nadi ka kinara tha. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs. don't have a nice job.. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy. asmaan me taro ka nazara tha. Bidi Piyegi ?  A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!  If u don't have a gf/bf. that's exactly what he asked me about you!  Some translations in Punjabi: Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka. Junun se mehnat. is right. Isliye Izzatdar wohi hai jo Daru pita hai !  Chandni raat thi.  Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & raped by robbers.10. Nashe se junun. Nurse: With pleasure it's 25.  There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends.rabba chukk lay.. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. just have a boring life. kisi .com  A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!  True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.000. U men are all alike. Paise se izzat. o nikki kukree meri aa ! R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye? Rock the party. don't like partying & dancing. VATTEY mar jashan ch. Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma. Good job.  The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties. Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki? Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya hua tha!  Daru se Nasha badhta hai. Good Day. Good sleep & Good _ UCK.000  Which is the most confusing day in America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day!  Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram! Wahe Guru! Jai Sri Krishna! Darr Mat. then don't worry just log on to www. Check ur marriage album. a uttey ki tangeya va? Listen buddy. All ur relatives were standing behind u!  Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!  Girl anounced her engagement. Good food.

Cheers to Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day!  Behind every successful woman. Service Tax. Beggers etc. CGT.  Daily Prayer: O GOD. PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!  Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra. Since he had never lived.. when sadness fills your heart. Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye. If we have some time & money left after that. CHEERS  Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after. Gud Day. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is OverConfidence. Prop. give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax. Good job... Is right.. He never smoked or drank. Besides don't forget Gunda Hafta.. ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai. tum to hamara CHAND ho.ko forward nahin karna hai.Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies. VAT. & Mrs. FBT. there is an exhausted man. insurance was denied. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. . Excise Duty. And he passed away.!!  All desirable things in life are either illegal.Tax. banned. Stamp Duty. never look down on anybody. BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!  Lalu: Rabri. SO-hua  Laziness is our biggest enemy. ESI..  In life.. unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage!  A Chinese couple Mr. khud hi jap le.. Bribes. Chanda.  Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain? Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to. Eh Ganpat.Mahathma Gandhi Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?  There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends. chal daru la. Octroi. when tears flows from your eyes always say these words. Tax. but gud personality catches the heart. expensive or married to someone else!  There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman. Hua got twins without marriage. Road Tax. Good food. they claimed he never died. Prof. Water Tax. Whatever u are thinking. So live it up..  When things go wrong. we will do some Business. Congestion Levy & many more.. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua.  There was a man who never romped or played. nor kissed a girl.. TDS. Good sleep & GOOD _ UCK.. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don't Be! It was sent to me. Donations. PAAPI. and I just wanted you to read it. CST.  Gud looks catch the eyes. Edu Cess..

. you would be my poem. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!  Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian!  If I was a painter. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. it's none of ur business. What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple..  The most interesting thing about this sms is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it.  M_rkh. St_pid. Bhondu_. Ghoch _. If I was a poet. you would be my story. luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist..? I knew you would be!  How to catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Bird wakes up.  No matter how high the sky is.. how deep the ocean is... Squirrels will come to you on their own. I just wanna tell u. . intelligent. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!  A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law  A motorist hit a sparrow.  Ladies.  Hi.  Well. _ll_. B_dh_... how wide the river is.  In order to get 100/100 in life. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart. honest. D_ffer. they do say opposite attracts. If I was an author.it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones. par actually miss kare na koi... whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36  Miss U Miss U sab kahein. dekha... keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of Luv. how strong the wind is. a man requires 100% talent. He took d unconscious bird.. Because they just love NUTS !  A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf? He replied: The next one! Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance. u would be my painting. Confused. Bewak_f.  A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school. and cuultured. So I sincerely 'hope' you meet somebody who is attractive.. put in cage with bread & water.

 A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes...  Aisa hai pyar humara. How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st. what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip. Please donate.opend it. Chitragupt. Damn it.  Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. style. Think smart. nature.Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun. Think great. I have already donated 25 litres.. book from your bag and study!  Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!  Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. I took it home.. an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.... kick them.  Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? A: 3 runs in 3 balls.  Q: What is the height of optimism? A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. Think beautiful.ha ha ha!!  Think big. main April tu Fool... main kishti tu kinara.Just think about ME!  Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window.. I know this is too much for u.  What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion. aaram se theek hona!  Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: In advertisements. Gud Luck! .  Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han" Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?  Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy. March end mein target jo pura karna tha.  Feeling bored? Wondering.. attitude.. May his smartness increases everyday.. then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'  Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad.  Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.It was a book on CHESS!  Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty. an art for a lover. mai hot tu cool. mai rajmah tu chawal. u put ur face out.Everything is incomplete without `U'  As u face a brand new day.. nurse bahut sunder hai. mai barish tu badal. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar. take out your. sat in my room. mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer. bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. so here is a shortcut . Think positive.

ham sabka gu JAGGU  Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai. but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !  What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice Belt  Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm. Ladke ka naam kya hai.. I'm not so advanced. Theek hi kehte hain..! . sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?  Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!  A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'  A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking.......! My dil goes hmmmmmmm. Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?  Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls. Reverse the letters GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again  Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai. ..! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm. Ek c Rani.. faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain. ... aapka Gu.. .. .. so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all... Mummies dance around u. Vampires sit beside U. Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.. Ladkewale: Hamara Gu.. Dear reciever.!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.. Have a horrible day!  Ek c Raja.  Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U.. Rampyari.  Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it. I'm a Blonde Virus.. aapki pyaari sabki pyari. Thank U !  Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai? Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari. .

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Paa. pizza.Connecting pipal. saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de  Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME . jaise marzi kaat ke khana  Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.. saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de.Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega. khane ko man nahin karta hai.  Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes.  Bengali patient: Doc sahab.... DD & Cheques r also accepted. potla-potla totti aata hai. par mere baap ka bigad jayega... drinks.  Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA .. Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy  When I send SMS to u..  A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady? Push.Fraud with Innocent Boys.. U can also send fruits. mota-mota totti aayega. ya phir bus aap pe chade. Contacts with Intelligent Boys. she becomes rich. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi.. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack  Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Doc: Yeh lo dawai.  Girls Psychology . Flirt with Freaky Boys..  Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.  Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day.  An old rich man marries a young gal. Friendship with Charming Boys.. when best things in life we do naked. Gal: Nahin.. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.. mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. it doesn't mean that u have to do the same. chocolates by courier.  Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade. Fun with Handsome Boys. Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai  Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu. our meeting was truely Nice. but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. mehfil jamaate hain.

1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. . Gabbar: Agar 2.. .Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN  Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2. meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile  Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati. Foster beer (chilled) with chips. mujhe goli maar do  Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends.. . main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !  Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho? Munda: Haan Sharaab? Haan Drugs? Haan Jua? Haan Sab kuch negative hai. kuch positive ve hai? Munda: Haanji.make less mistakes. 1 se 1 bada hai. 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2. Gabar: 2. . . . . People who do less work. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga  J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin.make lots of mistakes... 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of. HIV+  Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile. 1 se 1 bada hai to 1. . It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed  People who do lots of work.. mujhse bhi achche yaar mile. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata> Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai. 1 se bada hai. kyun ki 2.

..People who do no work.!  Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.!  Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.  Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id.. bill dadi dengi.. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley  Baniye ki wife bimaar thi. agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena  A boy goes to see a cabare dance. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun. People who make no mistakes. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do. Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.. dishum. u marry sumone else. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya..! Toh asli Ravan kaun??  Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi.  What is the height of Flirting? It's When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN  Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to..  In French: Bon jour In Spanish: Te Quiro In Italian: Teamo In Yugoslav: Volim Te In English: Good Morning In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?  Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? ... jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe.?? Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum.make no mistakes.. Pen in School. jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain? Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta.get promoted. yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !  U luv sumone.. I saw dad......  A friend is: Who lends you.  Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha . Hope makes everything work. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.. kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai  Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab  Bahu: Maan ji.  Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho  Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.... Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare. yeh abhi tak nahin aaye. I think I'm getting senile. shaadi karungi. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai  Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon. Several times lately. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath.  An old to Doc: Doc. Saas: Arey kalmuhi. Senility is when you forget to zip down. to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge..A: Because they need a map.  Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. De Taazgi  Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai. Maan banungi. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye. SAY NO TO EXAMS  Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon. So always Brush ur Teeth  It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. padhungi. Doc: That's not senility.  Dream makes everything possible.. bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain  Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose...  Teacher to class: A for? Class: Apple Teacher: Jor Se Bolo Class: Jai Mata Di  Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday. aaj nahin aaya.. Kisi aur ko mat batana. to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Luv makes everything beautiful. Smile makes all the above..  Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u. I have forgotten to zip up.

TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha. 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut  Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear. Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. "If you pretend you're asleep. mom hoti hai near. 25 SC. 20 ST. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi. usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya  Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment. 5 Terrorist Affected. Thanks  I'd climb the highest mountain.. 5 Handicapped. Thnx to media  Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan Santa: Saja ta mein de diti..Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain."  A French in a hotel in NY. Jail mein  Girl: If u'll try to kiss me. I'd do anything my dear. 5 Kashmiri Migrants.. 5 Sports Persons. he stops.Just to get away from you . or a man with six children? The man with six children.. sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte  Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.  Gud Morning. Cartoon network & Animal planet. phoned room service for some pepper. Naukrani: Nahin.  Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. papa se lagta hai fear. baat nahin hoti hai clear.. warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50  Who is more satisfied.. ladke nahin badaltey  U r thousands of miles away from me. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear  What's the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too far. I'd swim the ocean blue.. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!  Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year! Bush: Wow! Howc many? Manamohan: 25 OBC.. main shor macha doongi. still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo. a man with a million dollars. The man with a million dollars wants more  A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old.

Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS. doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi. bhaan batheri hai babay kol Funny SMS << Previous ( 251-260 of 380 ) Next >>  Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye. Sharddha Dil me hoti hai . ek ne desh ke liye. She fed Mat from left tit. Chaal MOR jaisi. always remember 3 things: I'm with u. Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi. when sadness fills ur heart. Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Pat from her right tit.75 n sell@15.. Why? Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC  I have started luving 'U'. U have money & Bar is open  In a class. teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12..25.!  Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating.. Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat  Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin. when tears flow in ur eyes. Pat & Tat. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti  A woman had triplets. A baba in q behind her said.Beebe tu kam chaalu rakh.  When things go wrong. she named them Mat. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND  1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!  At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kg She removed sandal-56 kg Then removed jacket-53kg Then dupatta-52 kg Coins khatam. A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. it's loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise  Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate.. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it. I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'.

Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!  Teri Maa Di. Tere Bhra Di. Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai  Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega.. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod. par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se.  Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya.Mandir mein nahin... Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya. sara badan kaamp jata hai. Tere Pure Khandan Di... yeh apka kasoor nahi. naazneenon se. 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain  Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur . jaaasheenon se.. Te Meri v Tu Jaan Hai  Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain.. Stupid. Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai. Saheb: Kal aana. dilnasheenon se. I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?  Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.. SMS padhne se nahi. Tere Peo Di. Teri Bhabi Di.. mera phone Vibrator per hota hai  Judge: U r crossing the limits. agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai  Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se.  Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai. dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai. 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain.. Teri Behan Di.. Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega.

Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty  Devdas's matrimonial ad. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal's father shoul have his own Bar. and it converts into a piece of crap.. Theke pe jao. Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do  What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming  May our friendship turn into silver. FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL. Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon. that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife. 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. To be as rich as his child believes.. -Scott E. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?  Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit. silver into gold. To have as many women as his wife suspects  Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.  Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge. na apne bachchon ko karne denge. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.Wanted wife. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. & u'll always be SMILING!  Do you know the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a sudden shift of wit! .shooru ho ja  Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. You turn the key.  FOOL se. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam.  Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. It's a convertible. colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS  What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!  Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do. and may our diamonds be forever.  I just bought a used car. Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. Roeben  Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. quarter lo. FOOL ne. gold into diamonds...

Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.  Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne.  Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. na paper ohnu aanda c  What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate... Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!  It's the sweetest thing to do.  Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. _______I M NOT A Male. main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c. it's made for SELFISH. te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!  Oh menu dekhi jaandi c.  Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card.  Ki kariye lokan da. shud hv immediately. It reads: We may never piss this way again. Do it the bed. it is not ur figure too.  Beauty is not how you look.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Saala paani . Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream. Koi jaldi nahin hai.. aaram se soch kar bata dena. Beauty is the inner self. so change ur underwear daily. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua'. can have any time.. main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c. 'So-Hua'  Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife BeGum ho jaat hai. on a sofa.  How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!  A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH.  What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear. it is not how handsome u r. it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them  There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos. A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

they r costlier than day.. Madam has adam in it....  Namashkar..  I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.!  Ramchandra kah gaye siya se. 'No. I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS..... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi. I need ur hand 2 correct. I'm teaching History. ab aap apna kaam kariye..  Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag. 'Anything new at work?' He replied.. I need ur hand 2 catch. From birth till my death. you've always been a headache!  In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates... From Jan To Dec. I need ur hand 2 pat. aisa kalyug aayega..  When I go wrong. yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Nice Ass!!!  A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!  Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen. wen I win.. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don't send it back.  I have started luving 'U'.  Woman has man in it. For me.. Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!  SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur  Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people.'  Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.  Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together.. Haste Raho.. sifr ek dost SMS karega. I've already received ..mein hi kuch gadbad hai.. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain  Mon to Sun. wen emotions bust out. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.. is mein hum logon ko waqtbewaqt tang karte hain. The wife asked.. Muskarate Raho. aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. female has male in it. Swami Messageanand... To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.. my feelings 4 u have never changed. Sada Khilkhilate Raho. Khush Raho. Haste Raho. Haste Raho..? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar. Mrs has Mr in it. so girls r always incomplete without boys.Who? Your bum cheeks!!  Tum Haste Raho.

 Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road... isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar. ur face so divine.. kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!  When words fail. Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool. U were lukin so fine. Papa aa gaye!  Tum sada haste raho.. well everybody makes mistakes... God made lakes and God made you. Papa aa gaye. jis gali. God made whisky.  Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher. So Sweet is ur VOICE. gun-gunate raho.  Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja. see .how Sweetly I Lie.. Mera kya hai.. eyes work.. when eyes fail. Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!  Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds. reply ki apeksha mat rakh..  I saw u on road today. Student: WOW !  I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you..Pay The Bill.. .. God made me so sexy.hundreds. Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai.  God made Pepsi. God made rivers. khush raho. and when heart fails..  Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.. Change it to exclamatory sentence. jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye..  So Sweet is ur SMILE.  The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. heart works. sada muskurate raho.... So Sweet is ur EYE. hamesha mast raho... to kya?.... ur walk so perfect.. log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!  May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.... isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga. samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'  The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!  Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai. So Sweet is ur STYLE.

no 1 sees ur pain. Our Aim is .. where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army.  Sometimes when u cry.  Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot. But fart just once. Sometimes when u r happy.  Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. Fresh like Rose.  If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. legally u r only an infant..com.. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!  When u smile the world smiles with u.  Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure. ur innocence to a child.. I would only like a brain that has never been used. Sure like Death & smart like ME.  Think big.. nothing is left. In the left half. Sometimes when u r worried. be Sweet like Honey. Son: That`s all right..  Namaskar. think great. I know this is too much for you.. I`m going to join the infantry. so here is a shortcut. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you. tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you.. bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!  If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. think beautiful. Yes. think smart. pay attention during the applause. come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!  Your smile can be compared to a flower. but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best. Soft like Tissue. Regular like Clock. think positive.kutteapniaukatmeinrah. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!  This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!  If u want success in life. It's not because u r a genius. Mom: But. Strong like Rock.  Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care. ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo. just think about ME!  Today.. nothing is right and in the right half.  Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. the world seems to be fading away. no 1 sees ur tears. no 1 sees ur smile. but be aware.  Mom: Andy..log onto our website: www.

1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. intelligent.  Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee. nice. it is not how handsome you are. Chitragupt. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen. beauty is the inner self. into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!  Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband. ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.  Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!  Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.  Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi.  My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal. it is not your figure too. so change your underwear daily.  Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. kind. keep guessing why I sent it to u.  A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain. I'll still be successful.  Tussi brilliant.2 Disturb the Sleep of Others.  Beauty is not how you look. respectful. they are still together. gud looking.  Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.  Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them. March end mein target jo pura karna tha.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.  Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine.Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun. smart.  A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.  Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai. Who? Ur bums. Darling. 1 u hate. meri baanh thame chalna. Now. genius. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.  Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain. Thank You. Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. beautiful.  When you get this SMS. I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal. badle duniya . send it to 1 person u love.  Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya.

what would you do? A: You can do nothing. my incoming is free. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?  I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star. your dad!  You should do two things in the morning.  Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top. U jump out of the window. your son! Dad write back saying.  Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake.  God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.. tum na badalna.. u'll see God's creativity. you should know what you are. and once you know what you are. they send SMS. Look at the breakfast table.. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me.  When u r down & no one is there.  Great people talk about ideas. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.SARI.so sad. The grass & flowers too.. call me up. send mon. small people talk about others & legends never talk.  Banta: How does an attorney sleep? . U cry Ii cry. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.  Like energy.  A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes. I lauf again  The rain makes all things beautiful.. No fun. Sweet like ME & nut like U. U lauf I lauf. too bad. love can neither be created nor destroyed.  Look at the world around u... Mental hospital is not so far..Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.  Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa.. Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.. Look at the mirror u'll c God's sense of humor.  What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much. average people talk about things.  The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours. kuch narm sa. Kuch namkin sa. u'll c God's providence.  Q: If a devil catches your wife. I look down &then. don't think of me.  I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.

than the one that leads to you.. remember without limitation. More old . more strong.. in short I'm totally TUNN in your friendship. vaat ees yorr opeeniun?  Hi! Need one girl to marry." stays when you say.  Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. "leave me alone.  True friends are those who care without hesitation. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them. Sophisticated as VODKA.. seriously. More close.  My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends....CHEERS Friendship sms  Hearts could only love for a while... It's only how we value one another. height no bar. But none could be more beautiful. more clear.... Cool as BEER.!!  A true friend understands when you say. but for life.. not only bcoz it's always fun with each other but also bcoz smone won't mind going down to see another one rise.. given by God to stay not just for a day.'  Don't love the love unless the love loves u and if the love loves u..  Friendship is like playing on a see-saw.. more warm.. praying is sign of good faith and choosing me as a friend is your first act of smartness. u can believe that person is your true friend. love the love in such a way that it doesn't love anybody else!  Affection is sign of love.  Friendship is not how long we have been together not how much you have given or received. "I forgot. laughing is sign of happiness. 'even before you knock. more understanding.. She would surely be glad to meet U and know how rich I turned out to be!  When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile. Classic as WHISKY.  Friendship is silent gift of nature.. forgive without any explanation & luv even with little communication!  You are strong as RUM... do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?  A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes." waits forever when you say. Age no bar. feets could only walk for some miles.. Fine as WINE.  Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles.. love behind ur anger. caste no bar.  Friendship opens many doors. but girl's father must have his own bar. but having U as my Friend is forever worthwhile. and then he lies on the other. Not how many times we have helped each other. Each with a different view.. words behind ur silence.. color no bar. "1 minute. Less words." and opens the door.. More deep. . clothes won't 4ever be in style..Santa: First he lies on one side.  I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean...

Unchangeable by time.  Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you. that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you. they are the same. I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.  Friends are a promise made in the heart. they silently support our Life. losing your self ego. Some may go away. n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.. But I just hope that One day when u hear my name u wud just SMILE & say: Hey that's my friend. desires to be fulfilled. Silent. Falling in Luv is Exciting. along my life's journey I had U in my heart. destiny to be reached. Having a Heart break Shocks. to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of a True Friend like U!  I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE. but only sweet friend like you open my heart. relationship to be respected and friendship to be Treasured !  Sometime in life we think we don't need anyone. losing n sharing. and sharing joys n sorrows... I'll always be thankful that once.  Having a Crush is sweet..  The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our Heartbeat's! Though they r not visible. Winning your friends heart.. so don't let ur best buddies go! . and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had...  Time might lead me to nowhere. When you add. promises to be kept. they are again the same but when u try to divide. Some people you know may only be there for sometime..  Life they say is touch and go.  To love without condition. Fate might break me apart. but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.  Fine friends open my eyes. to talk without intention. but sometime in life we don't have anyone when we need.  Friends should be like zero's.. who came first . reality to be lived.. Then God gifted U to me & said: Itne paise to mein aisa hi milega!  Dreams are to be forgotten. never saying a word.. or who cares the best.. Unbreakable by distance. they become INFINITY.. having a Friend like U totally Rocks!  Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. But. Unwritten. smart friends open my mind.  The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with.  Friendship is all about three things -winning. It's all about who came and never left. When u subtract. It's lovely to have u as one!  I droped a coin in d sea & prayed fot a smart & intelligent friend. my memories are always worth treasuring.  Nice people are the best part of our memories.

what the statement. Friendship is like a garden.  Friends change. but this friend will always belongs to you. but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. hold you close to me and say "This is it".  There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life. deposit it in my heart !  Count your garden by flowers.  Eyes r parents. Count your life with smiles.  Friendship requires little effort. not tears & when your life has reached its autumn. It's beautiful when watered with lou.. keep in Touch Always.. alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. "I Need U. 'That's it'.. a guide when u r searchin . Without friends like you. a word ven u r lonely. don't think that l didn't care for you. Even when friends are busy with their own lives. but a loving Friend is Blood! So always keep flowing regularly. a song when u r glad. but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!  Without humor.When u feel upset and alone withdraw it from my account. alone I can only smile but together we can laugh. count your age by friends. Heart is lover.... not fallen leaves. life sux. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.  Friends are amazing when they are new. not years. life is hard. when u are too happy. But I got a friend like U.. they are wonderful when they are true...  People say relations are made in heaven.  If anyone ever asked me. Without courage."  Friendship is a cheque of $ HAPPY/.  A friend is a push when u r stopped. I'd just put my hand around your shoulder. . I know they do. a simple sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten. but this friend gets hurt more without U..  Friendship is when you have had a huge fight. Friends hurt.. but it dries up if left untouched.. but they are a "Blessing" when they are like U. I know they do. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers...hmmmmm. hold hands & say. That's being friends. Brain is teacher. So. deciding once for all. "Life Is Beautiful" meant to me. MISS U YAAR. tears & cheers.  People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. life is hopeless. life is impossible!  Friends are like stars.you do not always see them but you know they are always there!  I realised today our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last in a sinking ship & we have only one life jacket I'll. a smile when u r sad. but then you decide to put aside your egos. Brothers & Sisters r fingers.  lf you get less messages from me. Gud Morning!  Alone I can only say but together we can shout. here in hell and made my life HEAVEN. Without love.

Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path. Gud Day!  Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. always keep flowing regularly. no one remembers. but its a friend who makes you realise. no one forgets. brain is teacher. feel glad when ur dreams come true. The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends.  A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.  Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. who truly care & never fail to remember.  Sometimes in life. U can lie to others. when u r sad & lonely cross it. that makes a gud Relationship!  I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart.  Butterflies don't know the color of their wings. but human eyes know how nice it is. not perfection. believe in things u want to do. but not to urself. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.  I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.  I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend. we tend 2 run so fast that we don't notice firends r running with us.  U can buy gifts. but I know How Special U R. Best of all they don't judge u.. U can pretend to smile. U can have many friends. but not luv. But once it blossoms. it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life  A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. 'how wonderful the world is'. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.  Friendship is a bridge between U n Me. fingers brothers & sisters. It demands attention & care in d beginning. just tell me. They don't make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!  One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So. choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces  Never walk away from true friends.. I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid.  Eyes r parents. they simply luv u coz u r u!  The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u.  A lover makes you realise. 'how wonderful you are!'  True friends see u true. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are. but when u r wrong. coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!  Gud relationship is like a tree. we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up. I'll cross it for U. U'll b classified as an Asset. but not happy. heart is lover. but a loving friend is blood! So.  Friends r like street lights along the road. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive. When u r right. be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters. When u see some faults. but none as sweet as me. .

If u get diamond..  Hearts could only luv for a while.  Open ur door when u r alone. risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.  Friends are amazing when they are new. coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!  No sweet thought to forward. open ur heart when u feel sad.  There is a gift that gold cannot buy. they are wonderful when they are true.  Friendship is a gift when it's new.. Beauty is the art of life. Mystery. So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'  When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up. u make me feel special. U know when? Since the day we became friends. but don't open ur hand when u need a friend. New friends may be diamond. So run.. it's a miracle when it's true but u know what? It's a blessing when it'is U . u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back. we only notice thm wen we fall & they r there to hold us. no cute graphics to send.. I would really miss you.  Birth is the start of life. but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo.  The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time. If we were on a sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket. they come in disguise & we call 'em friends.  Each day God sends his angels to guide us. coz I'm already holding ur hand forever. but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.  Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v don't notice friends running with us. Sun is very hot. They don't make the distance any shorter.  Friends are like Street Lights along the road.Take Care always my dear friend. a blessing dats rare & true.. as I'm there 2 hold U  Old friends r gold.. magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain.caring heart saying.. just a. Gud Morning!  You konw what? I like u! You know why? Coz u r the best. feet cud only walk for a mile... don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold. You know why? In ur own simple ways. Instead. that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!  I want you to know that your friendship mean's alot to me. clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.  U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two  Stars are unapproachable. Moon is too far. Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain.

But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there. being accepted for who u r. spirits are ageless. a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go. talking & laughing. A friend gives hope when life is low. best of all they don't judge..U or. Sometimes silent but always around u.  True friends see u true. It's something u design for the present. beyond words.U C me  We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship.Why should only I suffer!  Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful . Make each moment a happy one. U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings. believe in things u wanna do. they simply luv u coz u r u  My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left. a friend is true.. Wanna know wht is it? (F)ew (R)elations (I)n (E)arth (N)ever (D)ie  Heart beat are countless.. memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless.. we may be far away but in my heart u remain 1 of the special person I gained in life. A true friend is like the air. One is choice & another is chance. Gud Morning  Few Relations In Earth Never Die.  If I could pull down the rainbow. I hv by remembering u  Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Oops! Sorry Yaar. being able to pick up right where u left off. I'm blessed to hv a Friend Like u. I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u  Happiness is not something u postpone for the future.I. will always keep me AROUND!  Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U  The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me. u wud be cherished & in my mind ur alwayz thought of..C.. feel glad wen ur dreams come true.. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky  A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away.. sharing. Priceless  God has given us two gifts. A friend is precious... a friend is honest. whether u say u need me or not  If time slips away without a word from me. a friend is U !  Forever in my heart. dreams r endless.

Keep in touch. thinking about u. Have a Friendship that never ends. not written on paper. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date. high like Sky.. life is shit without YOU !  Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain.  Whenever I look at my palm. Thanks for being gas of my ass. sab pichle janam k paap hain  Friends r like the walls of a house. coz I'm a friend u can always depend on  If ur friendship be money.. Like Ours! . cute like Me.. it's enough to know they are just standing by. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain  Friendship is needless. just like U!  Medicines and friendships cure our problems. Walk with me when ur hearts needs company. Have a Smile that never fades. That's Friendship. But sometimes. which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. just leave me alone. have a touch that never hurts.  Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend like u. turn to me when u need some1 to lean on. Close friends understand each Other. strong like Iron. If ur friendship be luv. for I may not lead. It has no survival value. sometimes u lean on them. rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. it never demands proof. for I may not follow. we cry for whom we care.  Friendship is a language spoken by heart.. I'll be luckiest man..  Hold a true friend with both your hands. it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true. I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. like art. I'll be heaviest man. we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. it is a promise renewed every time we meet. deep like Ocean. not given by pledge. Good Morning!  Have a Heart that never breaks.. Gud Morning  Sitting in the loo. If ur friendship be pounds. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man  Friendship never speaks volumes. That's why I'm holding you tight! Can't let U go  Good friends care for each other. He smiled n said: Beta. Sometimes they hold u up.  A friend is like gas blown from the ass. Do not walk ahead of me. and sweet like U!  We smile at whom we like.  Friendship is vast like Universe. kind like Mother. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. I'll be richest man. And true friends stay forever beyond words. don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime... that's Luv  Do not walk behind me. like philosophy. Friend. beyond time. Do not walk beside me either. take my hand when u feel all alone.

1 Hope.. but that is not the question to b asked. difficult to end and impossible to forget. as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you.We'll always be Gud Friends. sanu unni umar batheri hai!  Friendship is like war easy to start.I Hate U. . Tu jinne din sada yaar raven. phulan bina na haar piroye jaande. Seconds are too Fast.  Not every bird can dance.  Friends are like shoes. but Rose did that.  Days are too Busy. 1 Truth. MISS U!  Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi.  Making a million friends is not a miracle. Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi. -Erwin T. plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs. but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari. Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari.  Ice is a cream.Don't change. but u did. luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen..  Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today. some fit just right. Hours are too Few. 1 Request.  I can't find a reason why God gave U to me. wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God. some loose some tight.  True friends are those who. Not every flower can represent LUV. Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.Take care.  Tere dil dian mitra tu jaane.I Miss U. FRIENDS!  Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye. Thanks for being just right for me!  Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha. I just smiled. May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U. 1 Lie. Kade kade milya vi kar yaara. and they help us as we walk through life. wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God  1 Advice.Don't forget me. saade dil vich tan yari teri hai. Randall  Wonderful people r carefully created by God. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART. Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding  Kaliyan bina na phulan vichon mehak aundi.. When you make a fool of yourself. maapeyan bina na zindagi vich aish hundi te yaran bina na dukhre roye jande. Some joys are better explained in silence. Don't believe that this condition is permanent. the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you. 1 Wish.  It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy. but peacock did that.

 All mornings r like a painting. never break it.  Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara. I hope you don't want peace... I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem. Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?  The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. waits 4ever when u say `just a min'.  Simple music can make u sing. lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. But sometimes.  Science has proved that Sugar melts in water. but that's not true. b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror.  Everyone says you only fall in love once. They never meet. u need a little inspiration to get u going. simple . Face is a book try to read it. jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara. a friend like you. but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again. which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!  I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. telling others that they are accepted. simple hug can make u feel better. never spoil it. Sometimes they hold u up.  God picked up a flower. stays with u when u say `leave me alone' & opens his heart even b4 u knock  If I'm in hell & u r in heaven. b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror.So I am having war with you. I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U  I don't care how many lips u've kissed. dipped it in dew. never break it. Face is a book try to read it. So. how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times u've said. here's a big smile just for U  Painting is a feeling.  A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face. liked & appreciated. lovingly touched it. I'll luk up & b glad of u.. otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.  Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell. so please don't walk in rain. bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death. it's enough to know they're just standing by. sometimes u lean on them. Luv is precious.  Friends r like the walls of a house.  A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. never spoil it. I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!  Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv. Keep SMS'ing  Painting is feeling.  A true friend understands when u say `I forgot'. Luv is precious. a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.

Friendship is like an umbrella.. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!  Never abandon old friends. come lets share it. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. Sun has risen in the sky. always a credit not a debit. heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. uth ke jaldi pele chai. spread it. 4get a game. 4get a place. nibhao to mushkil. karo to asan. when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed. pay no rent. up above the world so high.  Stars have 5 ends. I get better. dubo to zindagi. Free your mind from worries..  Friends in heart r the worst tenants.!  Words begin with ABC. the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts. kitna soyega uth ja yaar. simte to sirf TUM !  Eyes: To look at you. They capture the heart. mano to bandagi. u get older. grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. life has 1 end. Live simply. Hands: To pray for you. Expect less.  I could 4get a face. lines have 2 ends.  Luv starts with a smile.  A deep friend is like rainbow. Love is like perfume. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us. don't vacate & if at all they leave. But friendship starts with eyes. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore. lovingly touched it. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me. then call me and say hi. numbers begin with 123. they just break down the room they lived.. Mind: To care for u. grows with an understanding and ends with death!  6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred. I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U. hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Feelings are like flood.  Dosti. flow it. but I hope our friendship has no end.  Heart is like a crystal. Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend. v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.  I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling.  Twinkle twinkle lazy star.things can make u happy. They r hard 2 replace. forget to forget me. It's an asset not a liability. mi and friendship begins with U n ME!  God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew.  Remember to remember me.  People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me. FORGET IT. bikhare to sara zamana. re. socho to gehra sagar.  Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. 4get a home..  Treat life as the sea. 4get a name. music begins with do. triangles have 3 ends. . always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce. but I realised that loving a friend is even better.kaho to ek lafz. squares have 4 ends. preserve it. which turned into you.  I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar.

a car & a monkey? A: A kiss is so dear. remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & . the hand wipes.  If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything. If one goes away.  Make your life a house your heart can live in.  People vanish. People laugh and people cry. so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!  Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants. not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true. and when the eye cries. 3% caring.. some r good 2 keep. Some give up. people die. 2% sweet. the oldest.. khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho. forever..  Q: What's the difference between a Kiss.  When you are counting all your friends. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives. I'll come. juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!  Friends are like puzzle pieces. hold ur hand. True friends r like the mornings. the best & the new. Some say hi. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.  Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. while some say bye. 90% good looking. Its like when the hand gets hurt. so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.  Some friends r worth 2b thrown. dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho. 4% loving.  Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life's journey we became friends!  A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says. Others may forget.  Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday.  Hey friend. place me in your heart. next week. that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.. next year.. eyes cries. It's a wish I wish 4 few. but never will I. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky. I may fall as a tear. I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words."ME TOO"  Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. we remember EACH OTHER. some r 2b treasured 4 ever. some will try. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.  A friend is 1% funny. a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!  Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw. u can't have them whole day but u can be sure they'll b there when u wake up tomorrow.  A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.  Don't place me in your eyes. 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'  I wish a wish 4 you.

share with the one who knows u. u r always remembered. Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. life is impossible!  Life can b hard & not always fun. life is hopeless. when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd..  There are 2 types of enjoyment... Miss U!  Changes in life are good.. someone misses you. but as night brings dark morning brings sun. music may stop now & then. a sweet person who touches hearts! Missing You SMS Missing u sms  There's no Special reason for this msg.. They leave u alone. life sux. but it's the pain you feel when you miss them. Without courage. One is being with a friend. I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U!  What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel when u miss them. Ven life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!  U can b a doctor & save lives. Missing U!  My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!  Care for the one who shares with u.  It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you. life is hard. a lawyer & defend lives. that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again. but see to that changes don't take you far away from the people who love and care you. Miss U. Without love.  Missing someone gets easier everyday. Without friends like you. If one goes away. The other is being with the memories of friends. but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you. someone needs you. Missing U!  Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way..  Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. it is one day closer to the next time u'll.. but strings are attached forever.  Without humor.. Nobody is lucky till love comes along. Miss U!  What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them. Miss u but not ur memories. So if u b in touch or not.without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!  Friends are like puzzle pieces.. a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself. Nobody is weak till somebody is strong.  Nobody is right till somebody is wrong.  Relationship is like a Violin. coz even though it's one day further from the last time u saw each other. know ..including myself.

miss the one who wishes the best for U. simple Care make us fall in love. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u. Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. they still communicate with each other.. every SMS is a sign of rememberance. grace. every silence is a sign of loneliness.!  A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall.  Near ones are not dear.. Missing U  Whenever I miss U. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. still near. I Miss U!  A simple Bye make us cry.  As I watched the ants crawl up the wall. I Miss U  Memories play a confusing role..  What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel. Now breath. Missing U!  Those we Luv never go away. the laughs n the time they spent together.. I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!  Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong. unseen & unheard. Miss U  Close ur eyes. 'Take Care!' Miss U!  God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty. Nobody's lucky till luv comes along. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together. still Missed & still very dear. Hope we'll be like them. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. Life changes...  No sweet thought to forward. Keep SMS'ing. I miss U.. it is easy to remember the .. elgance & allure. in touch always. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!  Every tear is a sign of brokenness.. A simple Joke make us laugh. it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u.. dear ones are not near. still loved. They miss the talks. Miss U!  Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u. I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.  Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing. no cute graphics to send. panche.  What makes a frindship special is the way each one remembers the other when they are apart. Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong. memories don't.  What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I noticed that no matter how busy they r. every smile is a sign of kindness. when u miss them.. Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone. they walk beside us everyday. I miss u as much as u missed the air..the one who misses u..

 Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason. sometimes I forget 2 reply. then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u. my lips are cold coz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I'm not with u. I'm just giving u time to miss me!  Never luk for a Gud Face. but very difficult to forget the dear ones. to b strong. Sometimes. I forget to say hi. Missing You. u know u are someone I really miss & care about. I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy. my arms r empty coz I can't hold u. to forgive but I couldn't learn how to stop missing u. Miss you. Missing You!  Every tear is a sign of brokeness..  I heard someone whisper ur name. learn 2 give. that'll miss u every day. I will die if I don't STOP.  Knowing a person like u. but when I turned around to see who it was. sometimes my msg doesn't reach u. Never luk for a Gud Skin. like the way I'm thinking of u now.. man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga. dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi. n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!  Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha.. I Miss U!  Sometimes I forget 2 say hi. to smile. Sometimes. learn 2 4give. but it doesn't mean I forget u.  I may seldom tell u how special u are. it'll wrinkle one day. u r such a nice person 2 think of. has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go. But luk for a loyal heart. but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. to b faithful. it'll turn old one day.  There's no Special reason for this msg. Missing You  What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I notice I was alone.  I am in casualty now. I would find a million reasons to make u stay. But.. I miss you. I miss U  Sometimes. .near ones. I will be transfered to ICU. learn 2 trust. After 5 minutes. but in spite of all. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.  Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. don't say I didn't tell you. Doctor told. learn 2 cry.. learn 2 smile.  My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u. every silence is a sign of lonliness.  I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh. to work hard.  I hv learned how to luv. I even miss to reply. every smile is a sign of kindness. to b honest.. learn 2 share. my msg doesn't reach u. it doesn't mean that I forget u. I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.. to b happy. every sms is a sign of remembrance  I drink to make other people interesting  Lessons of life: Learn 2 care. unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi.

U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai. U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind.  A hug for you means I need you. I even miss 2 reply.  Zindagi. khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi.. it doesn't mean dat I forget u. Warna.. 6  Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge.. A kiss for you means I love you.noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!  God gave u 2 legs to walk. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other. Ab waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaz k note kamane me. Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega. Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako. Im just givin u time 2 miss me!  Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was . Sulag to rahi hi hai. Enjoy karo. Dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal Kabhi guzarti thi zindgi waqt bitane me.  Sometimes. 2 eyes to see..  Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar.. Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir. Pata hai aapko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki. Shyari sms  Aap pe kurbaan hmari Yaari hai.. Har pal aapko hasayenge-satayenge.  The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. I 4get 2 say hi. 2 ears to hear..  Wo yaron ki mehfil wo muskrate pal. Sumetimes. Sumetimes. Hum hi msg kr-kr ke apni yaad dilayenge. A call for you means I'm missing you. humne to yaad kar liya ab aapki Baari hai. Gud Day!  Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako. But. Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako. Yeh silsila na khatam ho humaari Dosti ka. my msg doesn't reach u. 2 hands to hold. . hanske mar jaane ki Tayyari hai. u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u. Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.!  Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega. Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai.

Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye. Aapko pata ho ya na ho par aapki khushi k liye roz fariyad hoti hai. Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!  Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai..Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar. Kuri na fase koi gal ni. Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai. teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.  Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh. Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen. customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan. kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo. Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi. Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega. Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai. Mile To Mulakat Ban Gaye. Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan.  Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye.  Dosti ki mahek ishq se kam nahi hoti.  Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte.Wo AAP Ban Gaye. mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao. Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi. Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch.  Na moh na maya hai. Ishq pe hi zindgi khatm nahi hoti.  Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun.  Aap khubsurat hain itne..  Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen. samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh. Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.  Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi. jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte.. Agar sath ho zindgi men achche dosto ka.  Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena. Zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.  Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo. Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare. Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo. Good Morning. hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil. Aur Jo Dil Se Na Gaye. Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.  Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hai. aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.. . yaad aap bhi hame karte hai. Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte. fark itna hai hum yaad ane par sms karte hai aur aap sms ane par yaad karte hai. ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai.

Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo. Aur do to kisi nek ko. Asin tutte kach ton K�HIN��R ho gaye. Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon. Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai. Tere haseyan ch hase tan hanju door ho gaye. pal pal jaan jati rahegi. har yaar wafadar nahi hota.. keh dengay bhabhi Namaste. yoon hanstay hanstay. pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane.Baat karte nahi.. Bas ik tere jehe dost di dosti badoult.  Har khushi teri taraf mod doon. daag nahi hota. PAGG wala munda dise dasan vicho kalla. Jab tak saccha dildar na mile.  Kise-kise mutiyar de hai sir utte palla. par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.  Har daag.  Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo. Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko. Mera pehlan varga rangla Punjab na reha. Enjoy!  Moor ker na dekh mujhe. Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar. jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi. hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein. upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane  Dil do to kisi ek ko.  Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh. Pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da. ya hoti nahi. yaad apki aati rahegi. pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo. lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da. ya hoti nahi.. Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh. Lutt lo nazara jag wale mele da. Baat karte nahi.. . Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du  Judai apki rulati rahegi. Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh.  Zindagi de 4 din hass khed k katt lo.  Asin jitte bazi tan mashoor ho gaye. khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon. Jeanan chall payian suitan da riwaaz na riha. varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota. try karte raho har ek ko.  Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane. pata nahio hunda yaaro aun wale wele da..

 Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi. ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi. anjane mod par kuchh log dost ban jate hain. Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta. woh kauwa nikla. Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange.  AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te. kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Aapke sms bhi din raat hain. Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro. Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin. milne ki khushi de ya na de bichhadne ka gam zarur de jate hain.  Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta. dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.  Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na. Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de  Pyar ko mat chhupao. mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin. . kya ye sachmuch pyar hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya  Daag ansuon se dhoye hain.  Jise koyal samjhe.  Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye. Saade utte tenu reham koi na. Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare. saade leyi tere kol time koi naa. Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de. Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain. Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao. Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye.  Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de. Teri mashuk asi phasavange. tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki. Aur pura theka doston ke naam  Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya? Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai.  Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi. aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo. Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye. Ab aur perfume mat lagao.  Ek jaam ulfat ke naam. Jab dil me ho aap har pal ke liye.  Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste. Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta. mainu aadat hai muskraun di. ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam. buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi.  Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain. unhe zarurat hai badhane ki. aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di. Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange. puri botal bewafa ke naam. usey zarurat hai jatane ki. dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se. lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay. Humne kaha Dard kabool hai.  Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai. Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain. Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi  Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein.  Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein. Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein. ab dil mein dharkanon ke siva kuch nahi raha  Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi. Dil Kare Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava. kuch khusk paton ke siva kuch nahin raha.  Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola. Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain  Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai. Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai. Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai  Kasur na unka hai na mera. Jajbaat tamaam kho gaye lamhon ki dhool mein. Dil kare Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!  Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain.Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain. Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe.  Ab umar ho gayi hai dil ki kitaab mein. Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai? Mombati boli. Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai. Dil Kare Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava. Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha. Jisko dil mein jagah di woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi. Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain. Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai. Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe. College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein  Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai. Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga. Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe. Aur meri jaan paidal hogi  Dil kare Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan. Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi. Dil mein kyon na uge yaad teri. . Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko.

Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare. Yeh mulaaqaat.  Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si. Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein. Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita  Khuda se maine ek dua mangi. dua me apni maut mangi.  Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo.  Tumhara noor hi hai jo pad rha chehre par warna kaun dekhta muje andhere mein  Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha. Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga. Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si. O Sun Mere raanjhnaa! Heer kahe Raanjhe se. mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo. mulaaqaat na hai pehli si. Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa. lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me  Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui. Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se. Tere laryaan da etbaar kita. Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko.  Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita.Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!  Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai. Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha. Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha . To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana.  Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui. Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai  Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare. Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai. Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui. is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain isliye chale aate hain. Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai. Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana  Heer kahe Raanjhe se. Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui. Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi. Ragad.Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad. O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa! Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum. Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai.

Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan.  Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu. das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan. gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde. Aap bhi bhul jaoge Do-Chaar mulakaton mein. saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita. Asin tere layi kyon ronde. das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan. Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor  Sawaal paani ka nahi. Hanjhu ban ke akhan cho teriya galan te .. Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena. Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye  Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare. kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare... Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi.. eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!  Jee karda hai tere kol aake ruk javan. Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de. Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya  Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya. Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare. Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost.  Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai.  Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda. Sawaal maut ka nahi. Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor.. je sada chalda koi zor hunda. je tere varga koi hor hunda. Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de.  Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare. pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda. fir sauna aukha ho janda. pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde. Saans ka hai. Mitti ke motiyo ko bikharne na diya. das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan  Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de. Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein  Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye.. Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai  Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein. jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya. Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai  Ankho me aansuo ko ubharne na diya. Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga. Pyaas ka hai. Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge. Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai.. Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar. Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye..

 Suraj paas ho na ho.aake suk javan. theek se chalta bhi nahi. Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat. Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain. Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai. kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai. Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame. Aur kyon na ho. Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey. Rabb hor kujh deve na mainu bas teri bukal vich aake mukk javan  Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho. Waise hi aap paas ho na ho.. chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai.. Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye. Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin. Tange faila ke karo. Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai. Aage peechey dono taraf karo.  Rukta bhi nahi. Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye. Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain. Roshni aaspaas rehti hai. Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye?  Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye. . Chand paas ho na ho. Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi. Chandni aaspaas rehti hai. Ehsaas Ab tak hai. Apki Yaadein hamesha saath rehti hai!  Legs utha ke karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Oye I'm talking abt Yoga  Hotho se jo choo liya. Aankhe Nam hai.  Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye. lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai. Ghuma ghuma ke karo.  Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai. par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin. Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal. Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye  Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin. Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye. Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai. Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi. Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi.  Har phool ki ajab kahani hai.

Abhi to aapka imtihan baaki hai. Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare. Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai. Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati.  Zindagi hai to khwab hain. Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.  Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka.  Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye.  Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai. Abhi tak to aapne zamin dekhi hai. Khwab hain to manzilein hain. Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se. Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein. . Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.  Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati. aur aapko khabar ho jaye. Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye. Hum apko yaad karein. Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein. Saza puri ho gayi. Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi. Raste hain to Mushkilein hain. Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya.Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai. Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.  Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahin.  Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai. Aap kehte ho tum patthar dil ho. Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par. Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.  Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga. kyonki ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahin. Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya. par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahin. Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein. tere dekhne ka gam nahi. Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki. Khuda se maangte hain ki aap jise bhi chaho.  Tu dekh ya na dekh. Mushkilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA. Manzilein hain to raste hain. Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya. Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya.  Mit gaye hain sab zakham.  Ek ada aapke dil churane ki. ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki.

Par maan jana manane se. nafraton se jiya nahi karte. Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe. Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai. Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai. Pankh se kuchh nahi hota.. Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai. Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye. Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili. Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai.  Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe. Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge. Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun. Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho.  Kismat par aitbar kisko hai.  Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai.. lagta hai dushmanon se guzarish karni padegi. Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai. kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai.  Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge.  Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai. Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha. Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai. Te yaar yarran nal gusse.  Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe. Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha. Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe. Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishq karne wale.. Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye.  Manzil unhi ko milti hai. kite mar na jaiye russe. is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!  Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde. Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai.  Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho. Kuch majburian hain mere dost. Jinhe nazar jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.. Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??  Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal. . Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.  Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye. Aap karib ho to apnapan hai. dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte  Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai. humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye. Aa sajna gal lag miliye. Dil se main naraaz tha.

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye. Keh na pana hamari majburi hai. Sur hai na taal hai. Najar ko badlo. Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye. Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko.Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin. Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai. Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.  Soch ko badlo. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge. kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!  Zindagi behaal hai. Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi. Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena. humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho. .  Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge.  Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe. Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko.  Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai. sitare badal jayeng. Dishaon ko badlo. Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas. nazare badal jayenge. Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai. Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!  Hum dua karte hain Khuda se. Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.  Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye. Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho. Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge. Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?  Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar. Msg box bhi kangal hai. Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana. Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.  Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega. hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.  Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai. Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar. Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum. KINARE badal jayenge. Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab. Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega.  Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye. Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi.

 Baag ki har kali. Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho. nai subah de apko.  Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho. Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi. Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi. Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? . Jine ki ek aas ho tum.  Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye. Chatri Lauta de Bhai. Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.  Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai.  Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai.  Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi.  Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim.  Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta. Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye. Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga. Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka. Suraj ki har kiran. Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. Taj na banaiye costly padega. Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.. Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Shayad is liye.  Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain. Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai. Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai. Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain. har pal mere pas ho tum.  Pyara sa ehsas ho tum. Ab raha nahin jata. Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun. Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai.. apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta. khushbu de apko. Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain. Tu kitna chillar bachayega?  Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.. Kuch khas ho tum. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain. mann ka ek vishwas ho tum.

parson pyaar. phir darar.  Message pe message bhejte ho. aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi. na nazaron me dekha. Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho. Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane. kal yaar. Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega.  Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun. Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam. bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho. Pata tha SMS ayega tera. sari mehnat bekar. doosra apna paisa bachayega. Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha. doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!  Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi. phir intezar. Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein.  Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye. Tum jo ban jaao dost mere. . Dil mein gum rakhta hun.  Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda. khud ka bheja to chalta nahin. Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye. phir takrar. phir ekrar.  Na khwabon me dekha. Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!  Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane.  Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega. Raat guzri to utar jayegi. Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana. Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana. Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan. Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.  Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho. Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to. Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha. Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho.  Aaj didar. Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi. Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi. Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana'.

Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waste.  Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai. . Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai. Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun. Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho. maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!  Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho. Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein. inko khona fizul hai.  Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar. Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo. Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.  Jisne humko chaha. Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein. Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo. Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho. Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah. Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake.  Missed call to ek bahana hai. Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho. Din kisike naam hota hai. Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai. To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti. Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo. Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai.  Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo.  Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti. varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte. uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon  Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna.  Raatein gumnam hoti hai.  Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste. use hum chah na sake. Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai. Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain. dil kahun to bikhar jayega. Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen. ansu anmol hai.Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye. Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai. Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake. Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna. dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte. Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna. Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen.  Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega. Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he. Mar jawange tuhanu manaan waste!  Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte. Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho.

 Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai. khat ke leyanda Taanga. Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!  Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte. Bari warsi khatan gaya si. Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan.  Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai.  Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi. Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.Kisi ne sikhaya hai. Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.  Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya. Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke. udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi. . humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya. mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi. Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke. Tum lakh chupao duniya se. Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur.. Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de. Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam..  Kal tera viah hoju. Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora  Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi. Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi. Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hain. Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya.  Bari warsi khatan gaya si. Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte.ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?  Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan. Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi. Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain. sada dil te akhian roan giyan. Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera. Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai. Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai. Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!  Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hain. Kade kade tan milya kar. humne mobile charge karna chod diya!  Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi. Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle. Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai. Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan. khat ke leyanda Taanga.  Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke. Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai. Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi. Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna.

CHEERS!  Raat hogi to chand duhai dega. Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega. ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga. . par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla. varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.  Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko. log chehre tak bhul jate hai. peeche walon ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.  Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga. Jane aaj kyu aisa laga. Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein  Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega. pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya hoga.  Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga. log aankho me dub jate hai. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge. Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge.  Tere Dar pe. tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri. mujhse door ho raha hai. Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna. Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se. bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai. Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain. Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho. jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega.  Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui.. gam ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai.  Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai. Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge. Aap har gam bhula denge.  Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai. shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.  Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai. Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna. Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.  Humne socha tha ki shayad. Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega. bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui. Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost. hum hi chahte hai tumko.  Manzil ki taraf badhte raho. Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein. Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno. Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai.. paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla. tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai. Arz kiya hai ki tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey. tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey. Tum samandar ki baat karte ho.

Gud Day!  I pray for you.. the water sprinkling up high. fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat. Happy Diwali!  Smile is a language of love. wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach. care and prayers to keep you happy!  Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u.. the holi is almost here. Gud Day. So.Greeting sms  I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity. I thank God for allowing me to see a new day & to greet a Sweet friend like U! Gud Morning!  Colors are brightening up the scene.  With the gleam of Diyas And the echo of the chants May happiness and contentment fill your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!  This is a special time when family And friends get together for fun. Gud Day!  Notice something? Your phone got heavier with this message! Because.. health & lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!  Best wishes to you for a Diwali that is filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long. enjoy!! Happy Holi ! . Happiness is a spiritual experience of living every minute with love. Smile creates greatness in your personality.. Happy Diwali!  May the divine light of Diwali spread into your Life peace. Smile is a source to win hearts. affection. Gud day!  When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks. A life as bright as your smile.  Welcome the new morning with smile on your face. love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. A life as wonderful as you. In this festive season of Diwali and always! Happy Deepavali  This DIWALI may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk. it's just that he is polishing a gem. grace & gratitude. coz u are precious. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer in your days. A life that you truly deserve. don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust. prosperity. it's loaded with love.  As I open my eyes. happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. worn or consumed. earned. A life as good as your heart. live life so well that even death loves to c u live. so. happiness and good health. Have a Wonderful Day!  Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value. than Joining Two Hands for Prayer. keep smiling!  Happiness cannot be owned.

artists create it. smell the present like a rose.  Like birds. for Santa Claus is coming to town! Merry Christmas!  May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Life is beautiful. Evening brings Love. Sadness. has just reached ur inbox to wish u a day full of smiles & happiness.  Your soul came back from dreamland reunited with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realise it's a brand new day. models sell it. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning.  The Breeze has awakened the Earth & the Sun has coloured our world.  No one can go back & make a new beginning but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!  In soft gleaming night of stars. Hope you will all of them everyday. holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Believe in urself! Gud Day. Gud Day!  Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest.  Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. photographers cage it. Morning brings Hope.  Each moment in a day has its own value. It's time to wake up. Merry Christmas. Enjoy it. Work where others Refuse. Gud Morning. Rang udaye Pichkari. leave behind what we don't need to carry. Pain. crossing miles apart. Happy Holi!  An honest smile.  U r the reason for my sleepless nights. rang se rang jaye duniya sari. And u r thereason I can't sleep without sayin Gudnight. Night brings Rest. smiled from a smiling heart. Get up dear friend. Grudges. Save where others waste & Stay where others Quit.  Squeeze the past like a sponge. Good Morning. Dare to be different. May every star of every night. That's why your angel is texting you right now. It's u that I'm thinking of when I lay down at night. That's a SMILE! Keep smiling!  The dark clouds started moving. may all your dreams come true. Fear and Regrets. bring love and joy to you.  A lovely message for a lovely person from a lovely friend for a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style to wish u a Gud . Gud Day!  Believe where others doubt. Happy Birthday to you. The mild cool breeze slowly makes you feel fresh. Happy New Year. ye shubkamna hai hamari. Happy New Year. let us.  Jingle the bells and play the music loud. to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow. to dream.  Girls misuse it. death freezes it. and send a kiss to the future. saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time. to forgive. doctors advice it.. Good Night. The beautiful flowers started to bloom. anger steals it. The pleasant reddish sun started rising in the east. Afternoon brings Faith. U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.

If life is a journey. If life is a joy. I wish you to always smile. to forgive. but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life.. if you want to be high. don't delay anything and don't wait for anything. think today as your life's Last day. the stair-case to your dreams. No matter . Good Night. goals have deadlines & are stepping stones down the path. One day you'll be the happiest person in this world and that day may be today! Gud Day!  Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest.Day!  God's love has no limit. When you want to achieve something in life. I wish you to win.  Birds fly high without looking down. it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying. I wish you to win. Have a great and successful day!  A wish is just a wish. . I wish you to always smile. either Cloudy or Sunny.. Gud Night. to dream. U R precious!  A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing. Gud luck !  Delay is the enemy of efficiency.  If life is a game.. May u have God's endless blessings today and forever. One day ur presence shall be precious. May u find 100's of reasons to smile today! May u b the reason for someone else to smile! Gud Day!  One day ur dreams'll come true. So. Dud Day!  When you want to enjoy life. If life is a joy. Gud Morning. I will try again tomorrow.. I wish you to walk on roses. A resolution is just a resolution. So. May this be a beautiful day. and waiting is the enemy of utilization. hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Sweet dreams will always be with u. Have a Gr8 Day!  Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time. Gud Day!  Courage does not always roar.. think today as your life's First day. It stands for Hope. If life is a journey. Have a great & successful day. I wish you fly like a bird. Gud Day!  Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday.  No matter if the sky is black or blue. God's Grace has no measure. giving us another start of what we call Life. But. Gud Night!  Every little smile can touch somebody's heart.. Gud Day!  Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it's time 2 fall asleep. Aim high and keep going. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care. I wish you to walk on roses. As long as ur heart is true. God's power knows no boundaries.. to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow.  If life is a game. Sometimes. don't look down.. If there are stars or moon. Your eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so. Gud Night!  Morning is not only a surprise but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness and spreads the light.  May the saddest days of your future be better than the happiest days of your past.

Gud Day!  Life's like a piano. Smile coz someone still loves to see u Smilinig. But will be more thrilling if we make efforts to achieve what we desire. Gud Night and Sweet Dreams. trails make u strong. Smile when someone hurts u. Joke over ur troubles. When he doesn't solve ur problems. Have fun with ur difficulties..  Talk happiness. but learn from them. sorrows keep u Human.  Prayer is the right key to open the day and to lock the night. Smile in pain. Remember u are Born to Live. absolutely ours! So enjoy it and have a nice day. Gud Day!  Instead of feeling inferior coz someone else can do something you can't do. don't wish to be someone else because u are wonderful the way you are! Gud Day!  Laugh at ur mistakes. let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Similarly. if we are satisfied with what we have. and God shall hear your words and make them true.. Talk faith. go fearless and face it!  When God solves ur problems.  We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life. when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. success keeps u growing & God keeps u going! Have a sweet day!  Jeevan ki har situation mein hamare paas hamesha 2 raste hote hain: Bhaag Lo (run away). Talk health.. God won't give problems without solutions. but the way we live our life is our choice. it also leads us the way to Gods Heart. Gud Day!  Don't expect much from others and get disappointed. failure keeps u humble. Gud Day!  Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart. . death will not be our choice. let the sun paint a smile on ur face. remove all clouds of doubt & fear and receive God's Gift of Life. Gud Day!  Life will be pleasant. but not living coz u r born. but gather strength from them. he has faith in ur abilities! Gud Morning. don't worry and have a Gud Day!  Don't go the way life takes u.  Smile in pleasure. Gud Day!  No one will manufacture a lock without a key.. Gud Morning!  Birth was not our choice. Good Morning. Since your eyes are looking tired. concentrate on what you can do that others can't. Say you are well. So. Choice is urs. Gud Day  If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be. but overcome them. and all is well with you. the white keys represent happiness & black show sadness but as u go through life's journey.... take the life the way u go. but do not disappoint those who expect much from U. Gud Day!  Your kindness may be treated as your weakness still be kind.. Happy journey into the world of dreams. remember that the black keys too make music! Gud Day!  Happiness keeps u sweet. So. or Bhaag Lo (participate). Your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed still be helpful. u have faith in his abilities. Smile when trouble pours like rain.

. If u laugh at a trouble. lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. So always be positive. beated Copper becomes wire. colors of happiness. Each moment in life is indeed precious. What you do today.. Gud Day!  Start the Day with a deep breath. Wishing U a very happy & Colourful Holi. It's more like a jar of chillies.  Rangon se bhi rangeen duniya ho teri.Just a beautiful way 2 say that Life is the way U luk at it. colors of love & all other colors you want to paint in ur life. If u cry at a trouble. it grows double. more Valuable u become. but let God lead your way! Have a great day!  Past is experience! Present is experiments! Future is expectation! Use your experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations. colors of joy. it disappears like a bubble! Have a Great Day!  A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. they just fight for one extra second. sometimes one extra second of effort gives u the Success. start ur day with smile. the more pain u get in life. water balloons. fears & worries. live it fully. colors of friendship. Gud Day!  A butterfly lives only 4 few days. only few read them as Opportunities. live it lively. Attitude matters a lot. . So imagine how brilliant a Human can be by sustaining pressures of life. but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. depleted stone becomes statue.  Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches. Have a Nice Day  Champions r not superhumans. Have a great day!  May God gift you all the colors of life. Just remember. Have a great day!  Heated Gold becomes ornament. Gud Day!  Either U can complain coz roses hv thorns or U can rejoice coz thorns hv roses. Keep trying!  Good Morning! New day. Gud Day!  SMILE: S-Set u free M-Makes u special I-Increase ur face value L-Lift up ur spirits E-Earse ur all tensions so smile So. inhale all the Luv & Goodness of God. Rangeeli rahe zindagi yeh bandagi hai meri. New trials & New challenges. On the path of success always lies big O's. Happy Holi. many read them as Obstacles.  When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u.  Bright colors. might burn your ass tomorrow! Gud Day!  Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. so. Aye mere yaar yeh dua hai meri for this HOLI. Kabhi na bigde tere pyar ki rangoli. when everyone else quit. exhale the tears.

Have a peaceful day. your fears to God. Live it lively!  If you can't fly. then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!  God knows ur future. a slice of great success. a plate of crispy wishes. walk.. trust the ONE who made them. your dreams. Simple words can express great thoughts.. A touch that never hurts. are trying to pull you down. Gud Luck!  Commit your life. A temper that never rises. Have a good day!  A cup of hot hello. Take every change as a challenge. be proud about it! It only means one thing: U are above them! Gud Day!  Have a heart that never hardens. keep moving. Balance it and be happy. to us and to others. The fan said: B COOL The roof said: AIM HIGH The window said: TAKE PAINS The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE. Don't trust the stars. crawl but whatever you do. Have a Gr8 Day!  What's the secret of success? I found the answer in my room. run. a spoon of sweet smiles. That's Today. So don't avoid changes. Gud Day!  Always be Happy. Hope my simple wish can make this day great. Gud Morning. You will have peace. always wear a smile. Gud Day  Life is a collection of changes.. And a love that never fails. Gud Day! .. if you can't walk. specially for u. if you can't run. Gud Day!  Between yesterday's mistakes & tomorrow's hope.He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. He may not reveal it to u. Have a successful day!  Smile makes the day better. That's the best thing we can do to make life happier. but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it. Some give success & some act as the stepping stone to success.. your plans. Gud Day!  Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has.  If u can solve ur problem. Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile! Keep Smiling! 7  Always try ur best to get whatever u love otherwise you will be forced to love whatever u get! Have a great Day!  If people around you. there's a fantastic opportunity. Good Morning!  Little keys can open big locks..

But be closer to that person who can't be happy without U and feel d difference.. Happy Lohri. Another beautiful day dawning. May you have all the three for this Year. Gud Day!  The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that luv still colors ur world through people who truly care & never fail to forget U.  A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.. May a beautiful life be yours always. to smile and to get ready for all the battle that you have to fight tomorrow.  . hope makes all things work. just close ur eyes & follow ur HEART coz heart is in left but it is always Right. they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth & polished & the sandpaper ends. wishing you a day full of happiness & relaxation. An honest smile. has just reached your inbox. Happy Diwali & Happy Birthday. Happy New Year. in prayer. Have a great Day!  Your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Gud Day!  Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it! Keep Smiling  The mist turns to light. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!  When u decide to Create the time rather than Manage the time. smiled from a smiling heart. So imagine how brilliant a Human Being can become by sustaining pressures of life! Gud day  Always have the determination of a Mirror. He makes moves in our Life & then sits back to see how we react to the Challenges. Gud Day!  Night is a wonderful opportunity to take rest. Gud Day!  A beautiful life does not just happen. to forgive. Trials make U strong. it's built daily. Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep going! Happy New Year!  Faith makes all things possible. which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces! Keep shining. Failure keeps U humble. u will notice a dramatic effect on ur stress & happiness level. humility.  Think of difficult people as sandpaper. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night  Problems come to us coz someone up in the sky wants to test our faith knowing that he would not get disappointed. Morning takes over the night.  Happiness keeps U sweet. So make the best move before Checkmate. Sorrows keep U human. love makes all things beautiful. Good Night. Happy New Year!  Merry Christmas. Happy Holi. Gud Day. it's time to wish you a very Good Morning!  God is always playing Chess with each one of us. Hv a gr8 Day!  In Life when you get troubles don't get nervous. to dream. crossing miles.  Be close with someone who makes you happy. sacrifice & Luv. Have a great great. Good luck on Valentines.

We never realized d value of the thing unless it moves away frm us. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible. When u don't expect. luv in ur heart & gud thought in ur mind and u'll have a wonderful day. Gud Day!  Night is given by God to forget today's bad experiences & actively wait for tomorrow's challenges. Gud Morning to one such person. pray to be a stronger person. Gud Night and wish u all success in ur challenges!!  A child on a farm sees a plain flying by overhead n dreams of a far away place. fear n regrets. par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda. Gud Day!  Be a diode to remove -ve thinking. Enjoy d moment u hav with u. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes.  Cheerful people are like Sunlight. show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile... sadness. Fly light. a resistor to drop Bad habits. Hope you'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.  Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. Never pray for tasks equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks! Gud Day!  Welcome the new morning with a smile on ur face.. Luk well. every moment is a surprise & surprise brings happiness with it. the more blessings u'll have. A traveler on d plain sees d farm n dreams of that. expectations hurt.  What the word IMPOSSIBLE says: I M Possible. Gud Day  Yesterday is but a dream. Njoy the Life.  Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it will make the climb easier. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry. Gud Day  Is pyari si subah mein.  If ur eyes r sweet u wuld like all the people of the world but if ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like u. pyari si koyal ki awaaz. sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning  Don't expect anything from life. Gud Morning & have a nice day. pyare se mausam mein.Our attainments r not the fruits of our efforts alone. no cakes but .  Never pray for an easier life. pain. Gud Day. sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning!  Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers. but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tomorrow a vision of hope. Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove. tomorrow is only a vision. and a capacitor to store Good thoughts. a transistor to amplify the Character. That's life. therefore to this day. Grudges. pyari si hawaaon mein. Gud Day!  Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya. to count! I always do & I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!  Like birds. let us leave behind what we don't need to carry. life is beautiful. Gud Day  Past is Experience! Present is Experiement! Future is Expectation! Use your Experience in ur experiment to achieve ur expectations! Have a Nice day  The more u count ur blessings. but also of others' prayers for us.

but as long as people like u are there to add the right shades.. Have a nice day!  Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Gud Day!  Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. because all are waiting to see ur beautiful Smile. Smile is to win the hearts... so the Sun can rise. Because I requested them all to wish U Hapy Birthday!  With petals of Roses. Gud Morning. but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. life goes on to be a rainbow! Gud Morning. Gud Day. Keep Smiling. as long as ur heart is true.. Trees Dancing for U. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult.. Gd Nite!  Smile is language of luv.. prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. hopeful & perfect day!  Open ur eyes. but to help u realise ur hidden potential. Palm full of Holy water. no matter there's stars or moon. Gud Day  Night has ended 4 another day..  Troubles r like washing machine.  The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it.. turn & knock us around.. Flowers can blossom. So Keep smiling  Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... I wish u a very special Good Morning.Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile creates greatness in personality.  On the canvas of life we often go off colour. Smile is a source to win hearts. They twist.  No matter the sky is black or blue. Light of Full Sun. Be a reason for others to smile. Have a blessed..... Birds can sing. if you're luking forward to a new tomorrow. morning has come in special way. Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. May u ...  Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true.. Gud Morning  Life is never hopeless however great ur sorrow. Life is not a problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed. Birds singing for U. wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day. It's so pleasant! Sun Smiling For U. sweet dreams will always be wished for u... Smile is a way to get success. Gud Day!  Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye. It may not be in the exact package u wanted but it'll b what God thinks is best for U.. Gud Morning!  A day may start or end without a message from me. Gud Morning.. Gud Day  Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. Brush daily.wishes to keep U fresh. Stretch those inzy winzy bones. Gud Day!  Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes. but in the end we come out brighter than before. Smile improves ur personality. Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew... Gud Morning!  Difficulties in ur life don't come to destroy u. Make everyday ur best day!  Look Outside.

but we forget that paths are made by walking. though mind & soul be aching  Life has its Ups n Downs.. Be a twinkle in the dark. SEE.the moon is calling you.. Gud Day!  'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. Gud Day! . Good Morning  When u r too fast to get somewhere.. sometimes the rain lashes. Gud Morning  Wash ur face. Gud Morning  If through ur window there is a new day breaking. so take it slower n enjoy the music before the song's over! Gud Morning  A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle.... lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet.. my heart saying Good Night.. Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam. Aaj ke baad. he wishes you a good morning.. Have a Great Day  The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile. so. hoping that you have the perfect day. Life's not a race. Sometimes the sun shines. Good Morning  Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint. sapne surile sapne. Gud Morning & God Bless!  All village people decided to pray for rain. May u never get tired of sharing ur light... u miss the fun of getting there. Take care & Miss U  Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. So feel free to contact me any time..  Sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams.. but where u'll reach that counts. Good night!  May God stay with you this day. Gud Morning!  Hope u have nightmares. Barsaat ke baad. GUD NIGHT  Arz kiya hai. HEAR. thank God for the promise. Hv faith in urself & God. May He give you a happy heart. but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Be a hope. Have a Great Day!  Be a candle. You are one shining candle. coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but when u wake from a nightmare.. not waiting. UR desires may be few but u deserve a lot. & His luv all the time... and give you peace of mind.. Ur eyes r weak & mouth can't speak. So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U.the stars are shining for you. On the day of prayer all but only 1 boy came with an umbrella. Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart.. HAPPY MONSOON  Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune.. a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always. now it's time to fall asleep. That's faith.. Have a Great Sunday  LOOK. Be a light... Good Day  We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us. Gud Night  Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday..smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day.. Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. wash ur feet. u r relieved that it's not true. It's not where r u today.

Good Night..... u still deserve the sweetest dream.. A pillow of Care. live life. me in ur heart. 1 more HUG. no matter how tough the world may seem. . Spin Gently. may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! Have a nice day. burger without cheese. I: Increases ur face value.  When the day turns into night. encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy the day one more time  SMILE: S: Sets u free. KISS u twice. inspiring msg in ur mind. Then why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Good Night!  When we sigh about our problem. 1 more smile. blanket of Peace and dream of Luc. but never a day without greeting you. keep your worries out of sight.. Gud Day. So never miss a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. make a difference.. don't get nervous. And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day. It unfolds itself at its own pace. pay without overtime. but when we laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!  If you are stressed you'll get pimples.  Never blame a day in ur life. Bad days give u Experience.. Dim Ur light. touch one's heart. Just close your eyes and follow ur heart. b'coz heart may be in left but it is always right. like jewels in my heart they stay. Good Days Give u happiness..A Bridge or a Wall... Gud Morning!  Hi Moon.  As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise.  Morning is God's way of saying 1 more time.. Hello Wind.. Good Morning!  I can appreciate coffee without cream. Breeze Soft.. Gud Morning  Life has no rewinds n forwards.. KISS u once. now it's time 4 bed. meals without rice.. The world will provide you with stones every day. M: Makes u special. Go.& a clear signal all day long. if you cry you'll get wrinkles.. Have a peaceful Day!  The texts u send me night & day.  The stars r out. Gud Day  May u rise each texting day with fully charged phone in ur hand. Coz my sweet friend is going to sleep. nights without lights.. GOOD NIGHT.  I have special sleeping arrangements for u. bedsheet of Understanding. what you build out of it is you outlook ... they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.. Hello Earth.. the moon is up. Good Night  A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Have a Nice day!  In life when you get troubles...

smile in pain.. as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning. It stands for hope. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!  Whatever is warm & inspiring. prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Njoy every moment. birds can sing. Good Night  A very original Good Night wish only for U! Beware of the cheap duplicates. Luv ends when u stop Caring. Believe n Care. Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U! . So..  Life is an echo. These r my wishes for today. today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. but adds more Life to ur Years. Yours eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Trials Make u Strong... Gud Morning!  Life is only traveled once.  Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers. the bad. Smile when trouble pours like rain. tomorrow & everyday. Gud Morning!  Please open ur eyes. Have nice day!  Life ends when u stop Dreaming. so the Sun can rise. Yesterday & Tomorrow. please keep smiling. whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that's what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend. Hope ends when u stop Believing. E: Erases all ur tensions. coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. flowers can blossom. all comes back.  There are two eternities that can really break you down.  Smile in pleasure. Sorrows keep u Human.  No shadows to depress u.  Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Keep Smiling. Have a gr8 day. no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh. Good Night. whatever means most to you. and God himself to bless u. Have a nice day. Life is really Beautiful  A Morning is a wonderful blessing. Failure makes u Humble.  Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life. Smile coz someone cares 4 U. either Cloudy or Sunny. and the true.  Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. Gud Morning  Wash your face and wash your feet! Now it's time to fall asleep. gud or bad.  Happiness keeps u Sweet. giving us another start of what we call Life. So. the false.L: Lifts up ur spirits. give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. So Dream. friends to luv u. Gud Morning & Have a nice day. One is gone & other does not exist! So live today only. I'm the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes. Smile when someone hurts U.Sweet Dreams. only joys to surround u. the gud.

God created today for you to start again. trees dancing 4 u. it says no and gives u something better. simple things can make u happy. Gud morning & keep smiling. whenever u insert the simcard of a smile. a simple hug can make u feel better. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!  Simple music can make u sing. will make u smile. 1 more smile. sitarno ne aasman se salam bheja hai.. I hope that a simple text can make you smile. for today. U R my last thought at night. a plate of luv.  If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned.. the moon is up.  A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying. it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day. . don't loose hope. Hope makes everything work. many friends to Luv U. Love makes everything beautiful.  I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care. Good Morning.  With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and Contentment fill your life. we all read it. a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer.  Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. I asked them 2 wish u a Good Morning.  Life is a series of collisions with the future.  May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. Hope my simple Hi. It says Yes & gives u what u want. Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI. These r my Wishes for U. he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning  No Shadows to depress U. a spoon of peace.. God himself to bless U. May u have all the three as u begin each day. always have a Smile.. Luv in ur Heart & Gud thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.  Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai. a string can make a balloon so high.  Stars are out.  Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips. only joys to surround U. now it's time 4 bed. Kiss u once. we all need it. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!  Life gives answer in 3 ways. play on strawberry fields. sun is smiling with u. coz last nite. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Just remember. Luv is blessing. May u bask in lemon sunshine.. 1 more Hug. a match can make a candle so bright. Always b Happy. a beautiful day is activated.  Look outside it's so pleasant. tomorrow & Everyday  An icing can make a cake so sweet. Faith makes everything possible. In short have a Yummy day!  Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise. Keep Smiling. under a vanilla sky. Remember in this World we r just for While.. Kiss u twice. birds singing 4 u. Gud Morning!  Life is a book. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!  The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone.

Try to sleep now and close ur eyes. delicate blossoms. luv & laughter. Let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. U need a little inspiration to get going. encourage one's mind & . Dance & Shake. keep your worries out of SIGHT. my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!  Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us. Have a Gud day. poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts.  Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets. So cheer up!  Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Enjoy it!  Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart. Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day. Once the moon winks at u tonight. Crank the tunes. Let everyday b a luv u can feel. luv n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That's life. cut the cake. Good Day & Good Luck!  Rich people travel in cars. Get prepared to dream of me. but it wasn't really rain.  Let everyday b a dream u can touch. one day more to hope! So. Light the candles. hug me.  Night has ended for another day. No matter how TOUGH the world may seem you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM ! GUD NIGHT!  It must have been a rainy day when you were born. and love me. quiet moments & fantastic people like me. encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul.  Things to take note when u sleep: Miss me. Good Night!  As day turns to NIGHT. Hv a nice day!  With atomic and meteoric regards. the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!  Through each day our goal is 2 touch one's heart. think of me. take a break. Have a gud day!  We never hv what we like. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight. morning has come in a special way. Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. Have a good smiley day!  All mornings are like Paintings. a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day. May U smile like the sunny rays & leave ur worries at the blue blue bay. hope for the best. Stronger than u seem. we never like what we hv still we live.  Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe. painted rainbows.  Kick off ur shoes. I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.

others have nice faces. They will b visiting u soon. I just did.... but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say. it was a fantasy. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money.. I feel like I'm walking but my feet don't seem to touch the ground!  If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS. but human eyes know how nice it is.  Meeting you was fate. I'm Mind Blowing!  People die younger because God loves them so much.  Some people have nice eyes. and if U don't find me among them. May u continually b blessed and b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!  Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity. but you have all of them with a nice heart!  Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi. But you are still on earth. something happened to me.. but I know 'how special you are'  Some people say happiness is life.. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.inspire one's soul. I gave them ur address and cell no.. I know you're worth that sacrafice!  God determines who walks into your life..  I was counting the stars one night. I was doing great until I ran out of stars!  Once upon a time. Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!  Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok. because there is someone who loves you more than God.. becoming your friend was choice. a dream come true. Their names r Joy n Happiness. but when I look into your eyes....... You decide who stays & who walks out. tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe n happy all day long! Take Care!  Hey listen. dont worrry! I've just been fallen to make ur wish come true. for a reason to love you. but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!  Heaven is the place where I would be. but falling in love with you was completely out of my control. the day you would stop loving me!  Loving you could take my life. Send this to people you never want to lose.two people were asking me about u. some people have nice smile. Flirt sms  Butterflies don't know the color of their wings.  Ur precious love has turned my life completely around... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi. Like wise you don't know 'how good you are'. It was the day I met u! .

coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss. Some say you are jungly. U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long. my heart beats faster. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy.. What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat  Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'  Smokers have smoking heart..... UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new. Tell me Dear. but I say you are lovely. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever  Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat.  If I reach for your hand. by making my whole world shine. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart  May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. will you luv me?  If care is wave I give u sea. without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U !  Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring... May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R  Baby I have an addiction problem.. Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart.. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Duty: To Luv. If friendship is life I give u myself !  It's time for me to make a wish for U. (wishin) . will you hug me? If I go for your lips. will you kiss me? If I capture your heart.. (wishin) .  U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine.. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.  I can't help it.  What's the difference between your and my smile? U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy. it's not by choice. will you hold it? If I hold out my arms.  Some say you are ugly. Some say you are pugly.. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U. but I know u r here with me now. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U  Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. my knees get weak. the one who makes my day brighter. I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!  Never get tired of doing little things to others. So plz understand that u make my life complete. We'll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with  Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. ... If respect is a leaf I give u tree.  I never know what the future brings.

every day n every night. I've seen snow fall in July. just make a wish. But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!  The length & breadth & height of you.. my feelings get stronger. ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory. So. as U!  The moment I first saw you. ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill  I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face. coz I did it & I found U  God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful. Years may fly. A kiss to set your soul alright. Joining: ASAP. from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced  Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha. total up to quite a view.. Something happened to me. violets need dew.  U luk sweet when u read my message. I can't wait any longer. I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do. It was a fantasy.. Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. U luk sweetest when u read my message. hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah  When the night comes..  Flowers need sunshine. . but my Love for u'll never die. Let me tell u how much I luv u. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!  Ur words r Antibiotics. try to look sweetest. Trust me it will come true.. khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah.  I believe that God above created you for me to luv.  As days go by. the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!  A smile to put U on high. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon..  I've seen angels in the sky. Day & night my thoughts r of U. If u see a falling star. a dream come true it was the day I met you. don't wonder why. you warmed my heart. Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?  Once Upon a Time. Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah.Experience: Not required. R U interested?  Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho. smile & reply. To be in ur arms. look at the sky. tears may dry. all angels in heaven know I need U..  U make me feel so right. Salary: Never Ending Luv. ur smile is Analgesic.

turn to me when u need some1 to lean on. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!  U r as sweet as Bailey. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u. those who have u can't handle u. would you smile for me?  Those who can't have u hate u.  Little keys can open big locks. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. So. but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through. for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.  U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. deep in my heart u'll always remain.  Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha. but u'll always be special 2 me. but they are nothing compared to you!  I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. those who . I'll have to take a bite of u. Look into my heart & u'll see. I don't know what I mean 2 u. always sending chills down my spine. I'm simply drunk on U.  I love the way you touch me.but to taste the true delight of you. two to kiss. Earth wants water.  Walk with me when ur hearts needs company. Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai. Listen to my heart & u'll hear.  Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for. coz I'm the one u can always depend on!  If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you. simple words can express great thoughts. Too many girls out in the blue. I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming. sweet is ur name. two to talk & reminisce. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine. That u'll always be a special part of me. as strong as Tequila.  Touch my heart & u'll feel. I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving. take my hand when u feel all alone. flower wants dew. I want nothing but a smile from u. as warm as Cognac. as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne.  It takes two to tango.  Too many stars in the sky.  Hi Good Morning! Arz hai. mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!  All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.  Life is 4 living. Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai. as exotic as Malibu. too many tears that have left my eyes.  Sharp is ur memory.

like a face without smile. sweet. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. Now you get a life sentence in my heart. think of me. erotic and funny on you screen.abuse u lose u. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!  I know you think I'm cute. Thirstday. but straight from your heart. So send me SMS everyday. at night I don't sleep coz Im hungry  Kissing you baby is my dream. I know you think I'm fine.  If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea. only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!  Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!  If u see some one without a smile. but not out of my heart. Handle me gently keep me real keen. Shattereday & Sadday. I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!  U may be out of my sight.  I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. U may be out of my reach. like ME without U!  Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday. I just got your blood test report. Wasteday. one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. coz I don't want your love to come from a wish. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!  One who smokes has a smoky heart. think of you. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me  I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!  Even if I had 1 wish. I don't want to see you. hear your voice. take a number and wait in line!  I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful. I'll give u two kisses to dream. how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u've said.. Frightday. what a good swimmer I would .  I don't care how many lips u hv kissed. but like the other guys.  Hey. coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles  Don't send any messages. but not out of my mind. No Wonder!  Only the open heart receives love. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to. nice. aise hi aaja!  In da mornin I don't eat coz I think of u..  The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams. I wouldn't wish for u to love me. yeh koi mandir thodi hai. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream.. coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.. Tearsday. is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli.  Boy: Jaaneman. like a rose without smell. when u wake up in the morning. but unfortunately I do not fit on it. sensitive. in da evenin I don't eat coz I think of u. U have been tested HIV positive. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. at noon I don't eat coz I think of u. only the open mind receives wisdom. give him one of urns. like a song without music.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha. but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you. a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself. live on your cheeks. I'd be your tear. my wife is missing. police station nahi. I cherish ur ways.be?  Excuse me. hopes makes all things work. a lawyer & defend lives. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise. Postman: Yeh post office hai. but the thought of a long life will never come to u again!  Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ? A: Apologise !!!  Man: Sir. I adore ur style. those who abuse u lose u.  Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married. luv & hope in me!  A peach is a peach. a sweet person who touches hearts!  Those who can't have u hate u.  Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for . Man: Will it help? Dr: No. but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith. do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. and die on your lips. love makes all things easy. born in your eyes.  U can b a doctor & save lives.  Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi.  If I could be any part of you.  There are Tulips in my garden. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!  If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!  Faith makes all things possible.  I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. a plum is a plum. na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi. tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai. I cherish ur ways. a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue. To be conceived in your heart. there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark! Marital woes sms  Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!  do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?  I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I adore ur style. & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!  I used to think that dreams do not come true. those who have u can't handle u.

aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.the criticism of one man!  Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho? Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di. GF-Yummy.. Wf-Fool. Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia.. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!  Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life. Wf. Wf-Kismat Futi GF-Fresh Cake. Wf-Duty GF-Pension. main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi. lying on train tracks. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants. husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS. GF-Cool. it leaves a red mark on his forehead!  Difference between GF & Wife? GF-Beauty. relaxing with my wife !  Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles. fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.. U'll find that all ur friends standing behind U . Monday to Friday. Mummy: Beta. slow and sure!  Friend: How's ur sex life? Man: As usual. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married..  So many options: Poison. Wf-Vehmi. by & large.  True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood.  Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. sleeping pills. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home.  While in bed after few years of marriage. Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein. jumping from a building.Tension..  A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. The wives want both!  A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. When I'm in a gud mood. but we chose Marriage.  Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day.  Excellence is an option that is renewable. GF-Tutti-Fruity. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album.  Men who don't understand women at all. hanging. Wf-Earthquake  Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

caring wife. you'll get my entire insurance amount. Two men r talking.  If u r married please ignore this msg. is Honest. artist in home& devil in bed.  Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. I want to have children . my husband and I just split up.they leave skid marks. U r beautiful. sexy wife.  If you never want to see a man again.  Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!  Wife: Darling today is our anniversary. Man: Will it help? Dr: No. what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole. adjusting & cooperative wife. I want to marry you. one day I'll kill u. A man who surrenders even if he's Right. say: I love you. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. devil in home& economist in Bed. is a Husband. if suicide is better or being murdered. but it's sad that law allows only one wife. You order what you want. A man who surrenders when not Sure. U r my headache. intelligent wife. I'm blue. 2nd: Amazing. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out. sky is blue. what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. cleaning the house.  It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. As soon as I got a wife.  Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks. I luv u. you wish you had ordered that. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !  A man who surrenders when he's wrong.  A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!  Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month. but paying the bill does!  Before marriage: Roses are red. But they get artist in kitchen. for everyone else: Happy Independence . is Wise. doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. and it's true. After marriage: Roses are dead.  Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen. then when you see what the other person has. It's like asking someone.  It is difficult to understand GOD.  Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. but the thought of long life will never come. I just got divorced for the very same reasons!  Every Man needs a Beautiful wife. loving wife. I lost my balance at the bank.  They say that marriage makes a man dizzy.  Yeah.

They got married and now he is going thru hell. neither can balance a checkbook. eaten frequently. is WISE.  There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Lovers r like PIZZAS.. Hot n spicy. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT. The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side. sir. Achanak bijli chamki. is a HUSBAND  Galfriends r like chocolates. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE.. Burn the body and bury the ash. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it  Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man. and Both put too much value on kissing  The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"  A man who surrenders when he's WRONG.  Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha...Day  Before marriage. .  Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately.  Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!  There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. It's called marriage  Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare. After marriage. Sweetheart U R Dead !  Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman  There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. eaten when there`s no choice  Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. is HONEST.  How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden. Husbands r like Dal RICE. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi. he'll fall asleep before you finish. badal garje. taste gud anytime. jor se barish start ho gayi. a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.

 On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.  Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.  Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!  Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.  Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!  Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)  What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!  Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"  Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!  Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!  Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.  Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me." Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"  The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"  After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."  Q: What is difference between watch & wife:? A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.  Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.  Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.

Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.  Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!  Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI. Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI. Wise words sms

 Start the work in the name of God... Do the work with the help of God... Finish the work with thanks to God... because he decides, gives, and makes everything possible.  Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!! Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations. Wish u a happy life.  Life is only traveled Once, Today's Moment becomes Tomorrow's memory. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the Gift of Life is Life itself...  Love urself, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the egos... Thats Good Life...  In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully you lived, how deeply you loved & how well you learned to let go of things not meant for you!  So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile; So simple is to win, but so difficult it's to be simple!  Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.  The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of blessings.  A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.  Life is like a fingerprint that can't be changed, so make the best impression with it.  Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!  4 steps to attain success! 1st THINK. 2nd BELIEVE. 3rd DREAM. 4th DARE. Good Luck.  We always feel that good things happen only to others, but we always forget that we are others for someone else!  Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over your troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!

 There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those who think they can and those who think they can't and they're both usually RIGHT! Gud Day!  Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.  Success is like a train. It has several compartments: Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc. but leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep it fit.  Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!  If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.  There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...  Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.  You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.  People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.  No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...  A sincere devotee asked God: I want peace. God replied: Remove I that's ego, remove WANT that's desire, then PEACE is automatically attained.  Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every changes as a challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success  No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...  When we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why cant we've the heart to forgive someone who made us cry.  There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving you.  Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.  If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows!  Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.  We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, Keep smiling.  Love and Death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but

So.  Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. Gud Day!  Victory is not the property of brilliants. but the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.  Kill the stress before it kills you.. Else one day you will find time but not the special one to share it with you..  If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden.  There is a great difference between worry and concern.  Never play with the feelings of others coz u may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.  Find time for the special ones in your life.. but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer. smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future.  Sometimes we put walls around our heart. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.  We are all born in this world for some special Purpose. Live life before life leaves you. Reach the goal before it kicks you. Help everyone before someone helps you. not just to be safe from getting hurt.. he knows ur future. then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. failure makes u to achieve. overcome each and every hill. . Difficulties will make you shine. Gud Day!  Hunger wakes u to work. poverty pushes u to earn. Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!  If victory is certain then even a coward can fight. But. God Gives and Forgives. ability will get us to the top. Man Gets and Forgets!  The difference between ability and character is. U'll enjoy ur life and all its thrills. Gud Day!  Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind. A worried person sees a problem and a concerned person solves a problem.  Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others hurts a lot while expectation from yourself inspires a lot.  The difference between God and Man being is. Don't trust the stars. trust the one who made them.  Trust God.. problems keep u alert.. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Gud Day!  Tackle life with all ur skills. on the day of prayers all assembled. none of us are waste. So.  Once all village People decided to pray for rain.  View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative.  There is only one difference between dream and aim.Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence. be a concerned person. one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats..both do the same work. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk with you as the future unfolds. only one boy came with an umbrella. If u persist with all ur will. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see. That' called Confidence.

It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. a light for every shadow..but character will retain us at top. Gud Day!  In the chase between Cat & Mouse.  Having someone who understands is a great blessing for ourselves.  Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del.  When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks. it's just that he is polishing a gem. Control yourself. And those hands will be at the end of ur own arms!  Sea is never large. don't avoid Storms & Rough waters. Purpose is more important than Need!  It's not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats u but it's really your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cares you. The real tragedy of life is when grown men and women are afraid of light. Look for alternate solution and Delete the situation that caused tension! Good Morning!  As we sail thru life. Being . Gud Day!  Silence & smile are two powerful tools.  Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. just let it PASS. So. in order to love you gotta risk the pain. don't think that u'll ruin down to dust. Don't say to God: 'Why me?' Instead say: 'Try me!' Let's live a courageous and challenging life. the mouse mostly wins coz the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. but sight of our viewing is larger. Be at top always!  If you want the rainbow.. you will remember the person who YOU Love. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late. It's their loss & ur gain coz people who don't appreciate ur true worth don't deserve to know u!  No & Yes are the words which need a long thought.  By the time u realise the value of people around u. Gud Day!  Enjoy ur life. you gotta put up with the rain. never miss a chance to say. a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every sorrow.  If you are happy. your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.  If you cry because the sun is gone out of your life. Enjoy God's Gift forever. it might b the time for them to leave u. No one's Luv is lesser but our expectations are higher. Sail on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors. u care for them. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems. show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile. I Care for U!  In tough times u'll always find two hands eagerly waiting to help you. coz u are precious!  Never be sad if someone doesn't recognize ur worth. But if you are sad you will remember the person who loves U!  Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.  One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark. no matter how hard it may seem!!When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry. Gud day!  God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem.

Not that we aim for the sky but until & unless our ass is on fire. so always keep smiling.  The road to success is not straight. because the flow that has passed will never pass again. u'll make it to a place called SUCCESS!  Children.  Life is too short. but once u r ready to run. They live as if they'll never die and die as if they had never lived. Adults only about 15 times. laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile.. a loop called confusion.  Great people like us operate on the principle of rockets.. But if u have a spare wheel called determination. Enjoy every moment of your life. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear. but u have to provide the expression. an engine called perseverance.someone who understands is a great blessing to others.  Smile is a language of luv. live the best and leave the rest to God.  Time is like a river. u'll have flat tyre called jobs.  In the walk of life. So enjoy each moment before it gets beyond your reach!  Nature has given u a face. insurance called faith & a driver called GOD. once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them. By thinkin anxiously abt future they forget the present. Live WISELY. such that they live neither for the present nor for the future.. But life takes the exam first & then teaches the lesson. on average. A teacher teaches a lesson & then takes the exam. Take ur own time. coz ur every expression will leave an impression!  . Gud Day!  Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. So.  Challenges are like trees seen through a running train.  Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. As U approach them they grow bigger. speed bumps called bad friends. Smile is a source to win hearts. So. believe slowly.. follow some rules: Forgive quickly.  Life is a difficult than a teacher.. Think about it. You can't touch the same water twice... Every Success is a battle well-fought. don't worry of people moving ahead of you.. caution lights called family. love truly. & TRUE Luv is a jewel well-kept..  A person asked god wht surprises u most abt mankind? God: They lose their health to make money n then lose money to restore their health. red lights called enemies. Be careful when u express. laugh about 400 times a day. make sure u r the best of all! Gud Day!  Extreme sorrow laughs. in one's heart. extreme joy weeps. we are not going to work. there is a curve called failure.  Every failure is a lesson well-learned. Gud Day!  No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Smile is a name of livelihood & brings greatness in personality.

But listening is an ART. For the eyes is Darshan. For the ears is Gurbani & for hands is Sewa. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care. keep yourself calm and silent. all the big trees get uprooted. So.. coz ur every expression will leave an impression!  Happiness is like a radio station.  Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. It may be masking the most hurting heart!!  Be simple & humble like Grass coz when a storm attacks. u'll never go wrong!  Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. just relax & manage to smile.  When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Gud Day!  Being defeated is often a temporary condition.  The tragedy of life is not death. Their problem is the same but their attitude differs!  All the right things are not possible always. Be careful when u express. Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed. Don't be fooled by the happiest face.  Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. but u have to provide the expression. May U blessed by God's Grace!  The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether we are happy or not. broadcasting all d time. Make every day ur best day!  A face can speak thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels. Simple but powerful. U just have to learn . You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. it only provides possibilities & opportunities for those who dare to make best use of it!  Be more concerned about ur character than your reputationn coz ur character is who you are & your reputaion is what others think of U!  The best cosmetic for lips is Jaap. U R precious!  No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. when your value increases. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care. Giving up is what makes it permanent..  Whatever happens during ur day. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach.  He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.. For the voice is Simran. but what we let die inside of us while we live.  Hearing is one of the body's five senses. Gud Day!  Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other Everyday.Life doesn't provide Warranties & Guarantees. U R precious!  Nature has given u a face. but the simple grass survives. So my friend. All the possible things are not right always. Be true to both ur mind & heart.. listen.

 Learn the wisdom of compromise. Happiness comes not from having much to live on.how to tune in & receive it properly.  If u luv someone. WAHEGURU japiye sab dukh titar. don't listen to your mind because mind knows everything but your heart knows only U.  Life is so short. anger can rage till it tears u apart but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart. keep yourself calm n silent. .  To be happy. It is better to bend a little rather than to break any relationship forever!  Place your feeble hands on God's able hands. Life is a game yet to be played more. So.  Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. don't do what ever you like. You keep them by the qualities you possess. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more.  WAHEGURU japiye mukh pavitar.  Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do. coz time'll come that ur someone will realize. He may not reveal it to you. Don't trust the stars.  Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. Life is a question yet to be answered more. but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. tragedies into triumph and worst into best. wind can chill n the mind can learn. but ur someone luvs someone. but having much to live for. u be the same someone like before.  As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. when your value increases.  Life is a long journey to go. let us examine how happy those are who already possess it. love truly. WAHEGURU japiye sab vairee mittar. So. Forgive quickly.  You attract people by the qualities you display. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!  A gun can kill. follow some rules. Stay tuned n b happy always!  Before we set our hearts too much upon anything. but like whatever you do. then you can change problems into projects. WAHEGURU naam maha pavitar. fire can burn. that u are not just someone.  What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap? What's warmer than a father's hug? What's sweeter than a baby's kiss? Whose company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes!  God knows your future. Live ur life as long as u can. Take advantage of all of them. trust the ONE who made them.  When there is a confusion between your heart and mind. but u are the one. laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes U smile. believe slowly.

always remember you are braver than you believe. before u . below u . Success should find a place in heart because failures are long term lessons & successes are short-term happiness. "Aim Hight.  On a great day a person asked God: What surprises you most about mankind? God replied: They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health.  When you want to enjoy life. such that they live neither for the present nor for the future. The roof said. The mirror said. The fan said. "Reflect Before You Act..to guide u. "B Up To Date. finally becomes everything.. Talk health. Talk faith. and all is well with you. it's because they don't have faith on others who . But it's too good to check up once in a while and make sure you have not lost things money can't buy!  Arguments may make u win the situations but not the hearts. When you want to achieve something in life. The door said. "Take Pains. and something to hope for. By thinking anxiously about the future they forget the present.. enjoy every moment.something to love.. think today as your life's First day.  Whenever you are down. and what is everything finally changes into nothing. behind u .  When asked what forgiveness is. It gives back what you have given.. "Everey Minute is Precious.to bless u.. a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when its being crushed.. it never thinks it had fallen. The calendar said. you always end up winning. Say you are well. and God shall hear your words and make them true...to comfort u and inside u . The clock said... because Life is an Echo. "B Cool. that's life...to sustain u. They live as if they will never die and they die as if they had never lived. "Make The Light Of Your Future...  Whenever you share the goodness in your heart... beside u .  Talk happiness.to protect u. So next time u indulge in it..  God'll be above u . stronger than you seem and smarter than you think and then you have me too! Life isn't so bad !  What looks to be nothing.  It's good to have money & the things that money can buy. The window said. "Push The Troubles.  Thoughts of possessiveness come when there is fear of losing the loved one! It's not because they don't believe u.  Failures shud find a place in mind. before going any further just ask what's more imp: the situation or the person. The lamp said. think today as your life's Last day.to support u. it raises to run as a river. Our glory in life is not falling but to raise at every fall.  Although water falls from a hill...  What is the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.

 Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. get engaged to compassions.  Flirt with your understandings. and divorce the ego. . marry simplicity. that's the way to live life. I may not reach them.might take advantage of ur sweetness. honeymoon with genuineness. believe in them and follow where they lead. but I can look up and see their beauty.

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