A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33

B

*S* 10Q 1FTR 24/7 A/S/L? A/S? AAMOF ACK ACRONYM ADD ADHD ADN AFAIAC AFAICR AFAICT AFAIK AFAIR AFAIUI AFJ AFK AFL AFOG AHPF YA x AICMFP AISB AISE AISI AIUI AIW AKA AMAP ANFAWFOS ANSI

*Smile* Thank You One For The Road 24 hours a day; 7 days a week Age/Sex/Location? Age/Sex? As A Matter Of Fact Acknowledgement Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning Attention Deficit Disorder Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Any Day Now As Far As I Am Concerned As Far As I Can Recall As Far As I Can Tell As Far As I Know As Far As I Remember/Recall As Far As I Understand It April Fools' Joke Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie AbsoFreakinLutely Another Fucking Opportunity for Growth All Hail Pass Fail (via MIT) You are x and I claim my five pounds (Britishism; via old newspaper promo) As I Said Before As I Said Earlier As I See It As I Understand It As It Were/Was Also Known As As Much/Many As Possible And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor American National Standards Institute

34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67

AOB AP APAC API ARPA AS ASAP ASCII ASL ASNWS ATB ATK ATLA ATM ATSL ATTN ATTYOB AUP AWCIGO AWGTHTGTATA AWGTHTGTTA AWHFY AWOL AYBABTU AYMK AYT B&D B/C B4 B4N BAC BAD BAG BAGL

Any Other Business Age Play All Praise And Credit Application Program Interface Advanced Research Projects Agency Another Subject As Soon As Possible American Standard Code for Information Interchange Age-Sex-Location A Simple No Would Suffice All The Best At The Keyboard Another Three Letter Acronym At The Moment Along The Same Lines Attention Anything That Turns You On Baby Acceptable Use Policy And Where Can I Get One Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/That Again Are We Having Fun Yet Absent Without Official Leave All Your Base Are Belong To Us As You May Know Are You There Bondage and Discipline Because Before Bye For Now By Any Chance Broken As Designed Busting A Gut Busting A Gut Laughing

68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99

BAK BBB BBFN BBIAB BBIAS BBL BBM BBR BBS BBT BBW BC BCC BCNU BDSM BDSMLMNOP BEG BF BFD BFH BFMI BFN BFNN BG BI BIAB BIAF BIALW BIAS BIAW BIC BIL

Back At Keyboard Busy Beyond Belief Bye Bye For Now Be Back In A Bit Be Back In A Sec [I'll] Be Back Later Big Beautiful Man Burnt Beyond Repair Bulletin Board System / Be Back Soon Be Back Tomorrow Big Beautiful Woman Basket Case Blind Carbon Copy Be Seein' You Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-Masochism BDSM and whatever else we might do Big Evil Grin Boy Friend Big Fucking Deal Bastard From Hell Brute Force and Massive Ignorance Bye For Now Bizarre Format with No Name (document format) Big Grin Breidbart Index [the SPAM index of a Usenet post] Back In A Bit Back In A Few back in a little while Back In A Second Back In A While Best In Class Brother In Law Believe It Or Not Blow It Out Your Input Output Port

100 BION 101 BIOYIOP

102 BITD 103 BITD 104 BK 105 BMHATK 106 BMHATW 107 BMOC 108 BMTA 109 BMTIPG 110 BNF 111 BOC 112 BOF 113 BOFH 114 BOHICA 115 BOHOF 116 BOS 117 BOT 118 BOTEC 119 BPD 120 BRB 121 BRS 122 BRT 123 BSG 124 BSOD 125 BSTS 126 BTA 127 BTAICBW 128 BTAIM 129 BTDT 130 BTDTGTTS 131 BTOBD 132 BTOBS 133 BTSOOM 134 BTTH 135 BTTP

Back In The Day Beaten It To Death Because Banging My Head Against The Keyboard Banging My Head Against The Wall Big Man On Campus Brilliant Minds Think Alike Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters Big Name Fan But Of Course Birds Of a Feather Bastard Operator From Hell Bend Over, Here It Comes Again Back Of Hand On Forehead Big Orange Switch Back On Topic Back Of The Envelope Calculation Borderline Personality Disorder [I'll] Be Right Back Big Red Switch Be Right There Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation Blue Screen of Death (Windows NT, et al.) Better Safe Than Sorry But Then Again But Then Again I Could Be Wrong Be That As It May Been There, Done That Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt Be There Or Be Dead Be There Or Be Square Beats The Shit Out Of Me Butt To The Head Back To The Point

136 BTW 137 BWG 138 BWQ 139 BY 140 BYKT 141 BYKTA 142 BYOB 143 C&P 144 C/O 145 CADET 146 CB 147 CB 148 CBT 149 CC 150 CCWC 151 CD 152 CE 153 CERT 154 CFD 155 CFV 156 CG 157 CGI 158 CHOWUR 159 CHUR 160 CIAC 161 CIAO 162 CIC 163 CIO 164 CIS 165 CLAB 166 CLM 167 CMIIW 168 CNC 169 CNP

By The Way Big Wide Grin Buzz Word Quotient BusY But You Know/Knew That But You Know/Knew That Already Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze Copy & Paste Care Of Can't Add Doesn't Even Try Call Back Chastity Belt Cock and Ball Torture/Training Carbon Copy Can't Cook Won't Cook Cross Dresser Creative Editing Computer Emergency Response Team Call For Discussion Call For Votes Cute Grin Common Gateway Interface See HOW yoU aRe See How yoU aRe Computer Incident Advisory Capability goodbye [pronounced Chow] Christ I'm Confused Cut It Out Complete and Irrevocable Submission Crying Like A Baby Career Limiting Move Correct Me If I'm Wrong Consensual Non Consent Continued [In My] Next Post

170 CO 171 COD 172 COTFLGUOAHAHA 173 COTS 174 CP 175 CPF 176 CRC 177 CS 178 CTS 179 CTTD 180 CTTOI 181 CTTS 182 CU 183 CUL 184 CUL8R 185 CW 186 CW 187 CWYL 188 CYA 189 CYA 190 CYA 191 CYL 192 CYT 193 C|N>K 194 D&W 195 D/L 196 D/S

Clothing Optional Cash On Delivery Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack Commercial Off The Shelf Corporal Punishment Can Pigs Fly Cyclic Redundancy Check Cop Shop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Cute Things They Do Come To Think Of It Cute Things They Say See You See You Later See yoU LateR Continuous Wave (the carrier type used for Morse code communications) Conventional Wisdom Chat With You Later Cover Your Ass See Ya See You Around See You Later Cute Young Thing "Coffee (piped through) Nose, (redirected to) Keyboard" Ducking And Weaving Download or D/s Dominance and Submission Don't Ask, Don't Tell Parents Against Dyslexia :) Ducking And Running For Cover Doing Business As Dialectical Behavior Therapy Don't Even Bother Don't Flame Me

197 DADT 198 DAP 199 DARFC 200 DBA 201 DBT 202 DEB 203 DFM

204 DFU 205 DGT 206 DID 207 DIIK 208 DIIN 209 DILLIGAFF 210 DIM 211 DIY 212 DK 213 DKF 214 DL 215 DLG 216 DLTDHYITAOYWO 217 DMQ 218 DNA 219 DNDK 220 DNO 221 DNPM 222 DNS 223 DOA 224 DOB 225 DOM 226 DOS 227 DOYC 228 DOYKB 229 DQOTD 230 DSW 231 DTA 232 DTOKAB 233 DTP 234 DTRT 235 DTTAH 236 DTWT 237 DTYD

Don't Forget Units Don't Go There Dissociative Identity Disorder (used to be MPD) Damned If I Know Damned If I kNow Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck Do It Myself Do It Yourself Don't Know Dreaded Koosh Flogger DownLoad Devilish Little Grin Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out Do-Me Queen Did Not Answer Don't Know, Don't Care Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a test post or email] Damn Near Pissed Myself Domain Name System Dead On Arrival Date Of Birth Dirty Old Man Disk Operating System Deity Of Your Choice Down On Your Knees, Bitch Dumb Question Of The Day Dick Size War Don't Trust Anybody Drop To One Knee And Bow DeskTop Publishing Do The Right Thing (contrast with DTWT) Don't Try This At Home Do The Wrong Thing (contrast with DTRT) Drink Till You Drop (party at MIT)

238 DUCWIC 239 DUK 240 DWAI 241 DWIM 242 DWIMC 243 DWIMNWIS 244 DWISNWID 245 DWIW 246 DWYW 247 DYE 248 DYHWIH 249 DYSWIS 250 DoS 251 E&OE 252 E2EG 253 EANAB 254 ECP 255 ED 256 EDP 257 EG 258 EGBOK 259 EIF 260 EIP 261 EMFBI 262 EMSG 263 EOB 264 EOD 265 EOD 266 EOF 267 EOL 268 EOM 269 EOT 270 EPID 271 ESOSL

Do YoU See What I See Dead Upon Keyboard Don't Worry About It Do What I Mean Do What I Mean Correctly Do What I Mean Not What I Say Do What I Say Not What I Do Do What I Want Do What You Want Damn Your Eyes Do You Hear What I Hear Do You See What I See Denial of Service Errors And Omissions Excepted Ear to Ear Grin Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage Excessive Cross Posting Emotionally Disturbed Emotionally Disturbed Person Evil Grin Everything is Going to Be OK Exercise In Futility Everything Is Permissible Excuse Me For Butting In email message End Of Business End Of Discussion Explosive Ordnance Disposal End Of File End Of Lecture End Of Message End Of Thread Every Person Is Different Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter

272 ESP 273 ETA 274 ETLA 275 ETOPS 276 EWAG 277 F2F 278 FA 279 FAIK 280 FAQ 281 FCFS 282 FCOL 283 FDROTFL 284 FF 285 FFR 286 FGM 287 FIAWOL 288 FICCL 289 FIIK 290 FIIR 291 FIL 292 FIOFY 293 FIRST 294 FISH 295 FITB 296 FLEA 297 FLT 298 FM 299 FMTYEWTK 300 FOAD 301 FOAF 302 FOAFOAG 303 FOAG 304 FOD 305 FOS

ESPecially Estimated Time Of Arrival Extended Three Letter Acronym Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim (powerboats) Experienced Wild-Ass Guess Face To Face Fat Admirer, one who prefers a fat sexual/romantic partner For All I Know Frequently Asked Question(s) First Come First Served For Crying Out Loud Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing Fist Fucking For Future Reference Female Genital Mutilation Fandom Is A Way Of Life Frankly I Couldn't Care Less Fuck[ed] If I Know fuck[ed] If I Remember Father In Law Figure It Out For Yourself Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams First In Still Here Fill In The Blank Four Letter Extended Acronym Fermat's Last Theorem Fibromyalgia Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know Fuck Off And Die Friend Of A Friend Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend Father Of A Girlfriend Finger Of Death Freedom Of Speech

306 FOT 307 FOTCL 308 FRZ 309 FSD 310 FSDO 311 FSVO 312 FTASB 313 FTF 314 FTL 315 FTM 316 FTMP 317 FTP 318 FTR 319 FTS 320 FTSO 321 FUBAR 322 FUD 323 FURTB 324 FWIW 325 FYA 326 FYI 327 FYIV 328 G 329 GA 330 GAC 331 GAFIA 332 GAFIATe 333 GAL 334 GBH&K 335 GBH&KB 336 GCD 337 GD&R 338 GD&RF 339 GD&RVVF

Full Of Tripe Falling Off The Chair Laughing Fruitin' Religious Zealot Fools Seldom Differ For Some Definition Of For Some Value Of Faster Than A Speeding Bullet Face To Face Faster Than Light For That Matter (or Female To Male trans) For The Most Part File Transfer Protocol For The Record Fixin' To Start Fuck The Skull Of Fucked Up Beyond All [Repair|Recognition ] Fear, Uncertainty, And Doubt Full Up Ready To Burst For What It's Worth For Your Amusement For Your Information Fuck You, I'm Vested Grin Go Ahead Get A Clue Get Away From It All (to) Get Away From It All Get A Life Great Big Hugs & Kisses Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back Greatest Common Divisor Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart-ass comment) Grinning Ducking And Running Fast Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast

340 GD&W 341 GF 342 GFR 343 GG 344 GGN 345 GGP 346 GHOD 347 GIF 348 GIGO 349 GIWIST 350 GJP 351 GL 352 GLBT 353 GLG 354 GLGH 355 GMT 356 GMTA 357 GOAT 358 GOK 359 GOOML 360 GOTFIA 361 GOWI 362 GPF 363 GRQ 364 GRUIT 365 GS 366 GTBOS 367 GTG 368 GTGN 369 GTP 370 H&K 371 H2 372 HAK 373 HAND

Grinning Ducking And Weaving Girlfriend Grim File Reaper Genetic Girl Gotta Go Now Gotta Go Pee General Heuristic Organizing Device Graphical Interchange Format Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out Gee I Wish I'd Said That Good Job Partner good luck Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans Goofy Little Grin Good Luck and Good Hunting Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time] Great Minds Think Alike Go Away, Troll God Only Knows Get Out Of My Life Groaning On The Floor In Agony Get On With It General Protection Fault Get Rich Quick (a type of spam - compare MMF) Get Real yoU Impudent Thing Golden Shower Glad To Be Of Service Got To Go Got To Go Now Got To Pee Hugs & Kisses How To Hugs And Kisses Have A Nice Day

374 HCB 375 HHGTTG 376 HHIS 377 HHO1/2K 378 HHOJ 379 HHOK 380 HHOS 381 HHVF 382 HIB__ 383 HICA 384 HNG 385 HOMPR 386 HOPR 387 HOS 388 HOUER 389 HOYER 390 HP 391 HSF 392 HSIK 393 HSP 394 HTH 395 HTML 396 HTTP 397 HW 398 HWNINS 399 HWP 400 HWSNBN 401 HWWNBN 402 IAAA 403 IAAD 404 IAAL 405 IAC 406 IAE 407 IAGFII

Holy Cow Batman Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy Hanging Head In Shame Ha Ha Only Half Kidding Ha Ha Only Joking Ha Ha, Only Kidding Ha Ha, Only Serious Ha Ha, Very Funny Have I Been ___________ Here It Comes Again Horny Net Geek Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing Hang On Phone's Ringing Husband Over Shoulder Hanging On yoUr Every Word Hanging On Your Every Word Home Page (variants: H-S-F, H*S*F) Hand-Staple- Forehead (theatrical angst) How Should I Know Highly Sensitive Person Hope This Helps (often used with HAND) HyperText Markup Language HyperText Transfer Protocol HardWare He whose name is not spoken Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: "normal" build) He Who Should Not Be Named He Who Will Not Be Named I Am An Accountant I Am A Doctor I Am A Lawyer In Any Case In Any Event It's All Good Fun Isn't It

408 IAMFI 409 IAMTA 410 IANA 411 IANAA 412 IANAC 413 IANAD 414 IANAL 415 IANALBIPOOTV 416 IANYM 417 IANYS 418 IAP 419 IARTPFWTSIOWIM 420 IAW 421 IAWC 422 IBC 423 IBM 424 IBTD 425 IC 426 ICB 427 ICBW 428 ICCL 429 ICOCBW 430 ICP 431 ICTYBTIHTKY 432 ICUR 433 ICYWC 434 IDGI 435 IDIC 436 IDK 437 IDTS ...

I Ask Merely For Information I Ask Merely To Annoy Internet Assigned Numbers Authority I Am Not An Accountant I Am Not A Crook I Am Not A Doctor I Am Not A Lawyer I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV In A New York Minute In A New York Second Internet Access Provider In Accordance With In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)] Inadequate But Cute Inadequate But Marketable I Beg To Differ I See I Care Because I Could Be Wrong I Couldn't Care Less I Could Of Course Be Wrong Internet Content Provider I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You I See yoU aRe In Case You Were Curious I Don't Get It Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (via Star Trek) I Don't Know I Don't Think So

I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It M