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To accompany this realistic docu-drama, BAJR felt we all needed something to numb the pain. Assemble in front of the telly, remove all sharp objects - surround yourself with soft cushions and a box of kleenex to weep into periodically. You will need: Alcohol and various glasses (a selection of spirits is best, but wine and beer/cider/lager is required) Snacks: (you can throw at the TV - peanuts and whotsits are good) Archaeology and historical reference books: Just to see how horribly wrong its all going, though there are no extra points for being a smartass and knowing the real date/answer/technique.
Politically Aware Section
take a sip or a slug if
# Dolly mentions breasts or breast related products # A pair of breasts are shown close up # A Muslim/Christian/Pagan/Buddhist/Hindu/Jew is killed by an evil person from on of the other religions. # A political party or politician is alluded to or mentioned (ie Obama or Ken Livingston) # Anyone carries out an unreconstructed male act. - except Dr Ben Ergha (double drink bonus if he is) # An area or town in the UK is described as a dump or backward. # Somebody makes a pompous pronouncement (ie “If you don’t know your past, how can you know your future”)
# Somebody says “I am an archaeologist” “we are archaeologists” “ he/she/it is an archaeologist.” #You recognise a form of archaeology that went out in the 70s and looks like a student dig (we all know you can’t use students on commercial projects anyway...! ) perhaps the last time the advisor was on a site. # A scientiﬁc technique is shown and then used in an inappropriate or ludicrous way. # An important artefact is wrenched from the ground by Viv who is then not sure if it’s important . # A factually dubious historical event is mentioned.
# A sword or similar excalibur shaped item is seen, including odd shaped vegtables, stones, photos etc. # A lost cave suddenly appears. # Dolly seems to instantly know everything.. from exact historical dates to ‘nylon thread use in the 1960s’. # Developer reports a ﬁnd / a Dog ﬁnds a bone / Secret door or passage is found or similar inexplicable event
BONUS DOUBLE GULPERS
# You make it to the end of the show without saying anything - or being sick # A pub scene is shown. # Prof. Magwilde looks wistful, stares into the middle distance or whips her hair about.