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Make Small Talk Sexy presents'
The Little Black Book of Openers: 176 Effective Openers for Meeting Women
The Largest Collection of Pickup lines and Openers Ever Compiled.
Hey, Bobby Rio here. As some of you know… my specialty is helping you get better at making small talk with women… and being able to keep a conversation going. But before you ever get to that point… you must be able to start a conversation with a woman. In the pickup and seduction community this is referred to opening a girl or a set. For the rest of the world it is called "breaking the ice" or pickup lines, or just plain old "starting a conversation." Whatever you want to call it… there is no denying that the first contact, the first words that come out of your mouth, are the hardest to get out. Whether it is the crippling approach anxiety that has taken a hold of you, or your mind just can't come up with a clever way to instigate conversation, most men freeze and never get the opportunity to attempt to attract a particular woman.
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Because of this, I thought that I would put together a list of the most tested, proven, and successful openers ever compiled. These openers have been created and used by some of the best pickup artists in the world. These are openers created by guys like Mystery, Gambler, Roosh, Tyler Durden, Neil Strauss, and a host of other famous, and not so famous, PUAs. The goal of this eBook is to create a resource that you can pull up quickly to scan over and grab a few openers to take out to the bars and clubs with you. With this eBook, you no longer have the "I didn't know what to say" excuse. There is no reason you cannot open a set every time you go out. The great thing about the openers given in this book is that not only can they be used to open a woman… but a lot of the openers here make for great conversation topics when a conversation starts running dry… or you can't think of anything to say.
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I've put together some additional gifts for you… which will help you get the most out of these openers. It's called "The Small Talk Tactics" report and "How to Keep a Conversation Going" podcast… and I'll be emailing them both over to you very shortly. Keep your eyes open for an email from me with the subject line: "Small Talk Tactics Report"- YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS! Like I said earlier, my specialty is helping guys improve their conversation skills with women. The "Small Talk Tactics" report and the accompanying audio training which you will be receiving free contains information on: • What topics women find most interesting to talk about • How to take a conversation to a sexual level
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• How to never run out of things to say • How to keep her entertained long enough to build attraction • When to move it forward • And MUCH MORE
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In the meantime, enjoy the collection of openers. Note: I tried to give all of the original author's proper credit, but in the community it is almost impossible to determine exactly who came up with a particular routine or opener. But I did my best. If you are the orgininal author of any of these lines and I haven't given you proper credit.
Note: This is a comprehensive list of pua openers that you can go out and use immediately. But we recommend learning a little bit about how to deliver an opener.
For a good introduction to proper use of openers… we created this podcast that you can download for free: A Detailed Look at Approaching and Opening Podcast This is a podcast we did a few years back that was hugely popular among our listeners back then. After getting a ton of emails, we decided to re-release the podcast, and
makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.greatseducer. http://www.com/2006/12/03/a-detailed-look-at-approaching-andopening/ 4 http://www.com/blog include it along with this ebook as an introduction to the idea of approaching an opening a woman.com/blog .
com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Hottest Girl Walk up to a girl/set and say: “I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place" 5 http://www.
makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. (turn towards one) wanna come home?” 6 http://www.com/blog .com/blog Forgetting Sarah Marshall (if you sense she is in a fun mood… and she has observed you in a fun mood) “I find you two both very sexually attractive and would love having intercourse with either of you.
as she walks by. 7 http://www. I always lean in and say “Is that blue. so it’s not that bad. the principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the same thing as other girls. she’s Helen Keller or you’re doing it wrong. point to something on her.” Which naturally leads into… “Have you ever been at the same club/party/restaurant/coon skin cap with another girl in the same dress but different color? Is that less embarrassing?” If she’s not amused and intrigued by this point.com/blog I Almost wore that Here it is.makesmalltalksexy. “Oh. it’s green? My dress/teddy/negligee/coon skin cap is blue. I almost wore that EXACT SAME THING tonight.” If she looks stunned and doesn’t laugh right away. then make eye contact and say: “You know.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . So. That would have been SO embarrassing. ask her what color it is (Particularly in a dark club or if you have shades on).MakeSmallTalkSexy. or is it green??” Kino escalation by touching whatever it is she’s wearing.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.talk about embarrassing moments.com/blog Bubbles0069 Go up to your target… You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous! And I admit. it took me some time to decide on what shoes/belt to wear.makesmalltalksexy. huh?” Of course you aren’t embarrassed and you can just stack forward from there appearing unphased by the “embarrassing moment” 8 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .” Her: Puzzled look on her face You: “wait…you’re not BUBBLES6969? The pic she sent me looks EXACTLY like you!” Her: “blah blah” (hopefully a laughter and smile if delivered right) You: “wow….
makesmalltalksexy. do the Mystery technique of saying “hello hello”. Ask how the two know each other then do the best friend's routine.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and deliver this over the shoulder: You: “So why are you standing/sitting there trying to look mysterious?” Her: (smiling and/or puzzled) blah blah You: “Yeah.com/blog Mischievous Girl Walk by a hot girl who’s standing/sitting by herself or slightly away from her group of friends.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 9 http://www. see…you got that mischievous look on your face like you just did something bad and got away with it” She should be smiling and laughing by then if delivered right.com/blog . Stack forward either with another opener or a story or if her friend comes into the set.
why when? PUA: You pass my first test .makesmalltalksexy.com/blog The Test PUA: Congratulations HB: What.com/blog . Now I want to know if you are fun.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.you look (you dress) interesting which made me come here and start to talk to you.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 10 http://www.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Polar Bear Me: “great big polar bear” HB: “What?” Me: “That's a great ice breaker don't you think?” 11 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .
my friend said Jennifer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. When one of them becomes an obstacle. he said she’s “safe” but who picks safe over sexy right?” This works great if there are two+ girls in the set. Me: “Oh I get it! You’re the “safe” one! I’m going to call you Jennifer from now on (laugh)” “Hey Jennifer. who would you choose? Angelina or Jennifer?” Them: (whatever… although it’s usually Angelina) ME: “How funny. she’s the fun one.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. you can tease her about being the “safe” one.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Jen or Angelina ME: “Hey I need your opinion about something. I’m going to hang out with Angelina for a bit.” 12 http://www. If you were Brad Pitt.
like when you hear a song and can’t remember who sings it.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. On the drive over here on the radio. not ONE person could answer it correctly. it’s stupid. but I need some help.” 13 http://www.com/blog . what are the names of the five oceans?” …. they were doing that are you smarter than a 5th grader thing and asked a question.pause “I know I know. but I could only think of four..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. but anyways. and I didn’t hear the final answer. and it’s driving me crazy not knowing.com/blog The Five Oceans “Hey guys I know this is going to be the weirdest question you get asked all night.
it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them.MakeSmallTalkSexy. but her cat hates him.com/blog . they love each other heaps. Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat.. Like whenever he tries to pet it.com/blog The Jealous Cat "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things: Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him.makesmalltalksexy.. Ignore it. 2. When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car . 1." 14 http://www. 3.
com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Magazine (True Wolf) Grab a magazine. newspaper. picture. simple. "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great. anything! Then just examine it.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and turn to her and ask. item. and then keep things moving.makesmalltalksexy. 15 http://www. mindless way to open.
com/blog My Sister "I had to come over here and ask something quickly.com/blog . If she is calm about the whole situation then smile and say “That was all bullshit but since you handled that story… You might just be cool enough to handle me” *sly smile* 16 http://www. Girls seem to know more about these things than we do… Okay I’m going get straight to the point… I’m REALLY REALLY attracted to my sister… How do you think I should go about telling her and my parents about this?” Wait for the girl to give you a look of utter shock and disbelief then change topic and try having a normal conversation afterwards.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy.
How about. Do it early in her set so she doesn’t say.makesmalltalksexy. it’s just a matter of finding out what she’s doing after a workout to get a smoothie. Before you part ways. A simple “By the way. what’s your name?” will work. “I can usually do ten times as much.” After you do a set. like.” Say this with a smirk or smile.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. where at the end you exchange numbers and take her out on a real date with alcohol. hit her with another joke. 17 http://www.com/blog . I would go with a light sarcastic joke.” If it’s going well.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Since you’re at the gym. exchange names. “I think I saw you doing cardio. but I’m taking it easy today. I would ask her questions. that’s your green light to continue the conversation. If she smiles or laughs.com/blog Roosh V Gym Opener (Roosh V) What you have to do is go to the machine she is working out on and ask if you can work in. I’m wondering if I should do cardio first or weight lift first. Once you’ve had that first conversation and can talk to her again like you know her. say something. “I just have one left.
com/blog . Hawt) Hey. use Scooby Doo. But yeah. have fun with it. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name.com/blog Dinosaurs (JayTea. orange is my favorite color. smile. Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). It's so common. I want a good one. that's lame. and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur.) 18 http://www. When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones. And well. Eventually though. what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs. playful attitude. come on. and to think. Ninja Turtles are way sweeter.MakeSmallTalkSexy.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon. I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. Because I mean. You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles. You only said that because you remember that name.makesmalltalksexy. Hell. or Power Rangers. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www..com/blog . I deliberate stay in view of her so she could see me. HB8: Gives another flattering laugh.You know what? I will do it again.com/blog Vince Kelvin’s Greeter opener (as described by Seraf) Walking in the store I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Game On Seraf: Wow…. I walk back in. I could hear her laughing even more.. this time more genuine.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Seraf: ….owning the place before taking 8 steps in…… I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Seraf: Wow! What an amazing greeting! HB8: Laughs even more. HB8: Laughs even more I go outside and stop in the middle of the walk way and look around as if I’m biding my time.seriously? That was ALMOST the best greeting I’ve had all day! HB8: *Suddenly bursts out in a laughter of flattery. Confident… dominant alpha body language…. 19 http://www. looking at everything in the store but her…. Most importantly.* Seraf: That was such an amazing greeting I’m almost inclined to do it again…. This was the most interesting thing happening to her all day. I can tell her day was being made. I repeated my first entrance into the store.makesmalltalksexy.
com/blog Nice ass opener Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass.com/blog . Give me a look at your ass. might not be a good idea if you have a hole in your back) What makes a good ass? 20 http://www. (make her turn around.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. it’s hard to tell myself.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy.
Which of you guys gets hit on the most? (for a set of two hot chicks) 4. so am I. Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good. You have thoughtful eyes. so I thought I’d come and make some conversation with you.com/blog . I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever. You look familiar.MakeSmallTalkSexy. you go first. I think you have a lot going on inside here.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 21 http://www.com/blog Pua Training Openers (Richard La Ruina) 1. 5.makesmalltalksexy. did we have sex? (more than likely you’ll find it funnier than she does) 3. (touch head) this is to be used on a girl standing around looking bored. 2.
22 http://www.com/blog . If you deliver good. what kind of music you listen” From here go into Rapport (Wide & Deep).makesmalltalksexy. but lets start with music. As frame you created allows it. as this opener will provide you with lots of attraction. Its very easy to transition to any other topic.MakeSmallTalkSexy..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Very Direct (Badboy) “ You are so Damn sexy. (Pause) and I am going to get to know you (Pause) so tell me something about yourself (smile) Delivery here is crucial. in most cases they get shocked…and they are like “ so what you want to know?” Me : “ Everything.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www..makesmalltalksexy.com/blog City Move (Octal) Hey . and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities.. difficult to meet people.) 23 http://www. but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous.MakeSmallTalkSexy. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers. also demonstrates you are a social guy...com/blog . thinking of living here.you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city.
com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. Be prepared to get lots of IOIs. And they will ask for 5% If you want to create more drama here. This always leads into good conversation. They always want to negotiate their %. let me ask you something. and guess what (pause). and drive to airport. start opener with this: Hey girls. Driver screwed us.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.00am. All you need to do is picks us up at XX. can you keep a secret? Girls :yes You : OK… (opener) Delivery must be Playful. are robbing bank across the street. This is my opener number 1# right now. with good energy. You get 3%.makesmalltalksexy. are u good drivers? Me and Friend.com/blog Bank Robbery (Badboy) “Hey girls. 24 http://www.
com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. And I have this date tomorrow. but. or you fallow your instincts? Changing topic here is very easy. Some of them even got married. No need to transition to direct. Let me ask you something (pause) Oral sex on first date (pause) Yes or No? This is my new one. stayed together very very long time. and they found out that couples that had oral sex on first date.com/blog Oral sex (Badboy) Hey girls. I usually fallow up with a story : See. They get shocked because you are so bold. and I would like to have something with her.makesmalltalksexy. they did study about this in Cambridge. I really don’t want to get married.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 25 http://www. Do you believe in this bullshit. as you are already there.
.MakeSmallTalkSexy. or new on DVD) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie.com/blog Chick Flick (MrSensitive) PUA: Can I ask your opinion? HB: Sure.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. What do you think.is it ok for a guy to watch romantic movies? HB: Of course it is. Why not? 26 http://www.makesmalltalksexy. PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres.com/blog .
and guess what happened yesterday. I mean. and get to know them. I came because you are so damn sexy. and his girlfriend started hitting on me.com/blog Best Friend Just Died (Badboy) Hey girls. I received FedEx package with her panties… and they were still wet. how long should I wait before I start dating her? This one is so much fun. I didn’t came here to talk about my dead friend. but I just cannot imagine my best friend Mike looking me from above saying… ‘and that was my best friend’ … Change topic after few minutes. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself 27 http://www.. Don’t get me wrong. my best friend just dies.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. that’s to much for me. I would do her. transition to direct Actually.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. let me ask you something. If they are coming back on opener. Usually they say ‘wait 6 months’ Me : really? Because she started hitting on me after funeral.
) Don't you hate it when people do that.com/blog . I was minding my own. why doesn't she mind her own business. stop. as if to think about what you've just said. the dance floor's pumping. it might not happen". why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment. so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends. it's a Friday/Sat night. the music's good.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 28 http://www. I was just thinking.makesmalltalksexy.) Well. Like. I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile. I've pretty much just killed my own conversation..com/blog Bored Girl (A-Train) C'mon it's not that bad. you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time.. Then.
huge (pause) car. I didn’t come here to talk about my stupid friend..MakeSmallTalkSexy. tiniest ( pause) Vespa and he gets all of the girls… what's up with that? This opener will always get them think about. and he gets none. while my other friend has this tiny. lets me ask you something.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. because friend of mine has this huge.com/blog . use this above transition. I came because you are so damn sexy. to transition to direct Actually. they go back on opener.. and conversation either stays too long in that topic. does size really matters? Girls : yes/no You :Interesting. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself When you open with something like this.hmmm… but that’s why you move to something else.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Does Size Matters? (Badboy) Hey girls. Wide & deep Rapport from here (so what kind of music you listen)? 29 http://www. I found it very effective after 3 minutes. OR each time you try to change topic. Its very Powerful frame destroyer.
so make it quick but. it looks very funny.com/blog .. but he thinks he is expressing himself. 30 http://www. people are laughing at him behind his back.makesmalltalksexy.. And I really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy.. PUA: Yeah. He is not gay or anything. can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion) Girl: Sure??? PUA: Ok. Just make sure it's funny.. And every time we go somewhere. How do you think I should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off. He is very sensitive. Girl: Blah.com/blog Make Up (TrueStory. I remember this one time.and my friend Finish the story.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Neg: (Look in her eyes.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Mettle) PUA: Hey. Should a guy wear makeup? Girl: BLAH BLAH PUA: Ok. we were invited to a classy party. well I have a friend who wears make up.. I can't stand here and talk for you forever.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.
I’m going to give you a good line to use then we’ll find a less assuming guy for you to practice and get good with before coming back to me. I’m lost… Me: It’s right up in that direction. Her: But I wasn’t trying to… Me: (interrupting her) Oh my God you don’t have me fooled for a second.com/blog Conversation Starter (Christian Hudson) Depending on how high-status she sees herself and the rest of the environment.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can get away with a shitty pickup line.makesmalltalksexy. Here.com/blog . Her eyes started to wander as I was talking (loudly) so I had to bait her with the following: Her: Hey. you may need to use this sort of bait. looking for an exit (it is a labyrinthine place).MakeSmallTalkSexy. where’s the front door in here. towards the (now her eyes are wandering behind me in the opposite direction I’m pointing)… hey look. I had a girl walk up to me one night at a club called Le Souk. 31 http://www.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Transforming the Used Openers For instance the question “Do you floss before or after brushing” became my opener “That piece of meat in a wonton soup… what the hell is it?” The opener “Is kissing cheating?’ became “Would you let your fiancé go to Rio de Janeiro on his honeymoon?’ “You have a real confident way about you” became “You have a friendly air about you. you must not be from New Jersey. The jealous girl friend opener became “Would you be mad if your boyfriend slept with Jennifer Anniston?” 32 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.
com/blog Fashion Openers (Cbristian Hudson) “I love your style.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I love your sense of style.makesmalltalksexy.” “I have to say .” 33 http://www.” “Your style really stands out amongst everyone here.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .the way you’ve put your outfit together is so creative.you must be very creative. and I had to get to know the person behind such a great outfit. You’ve got a great look .
com/blog Paris Hilton Openers Paris Hilton is treasure trove of such content for opening questions: Do you think Paris Hilton should have been in jail longer/shorter? Do you think Paris Hilton will end up back in jail soon?” Do you think Paris Hilton used jail as a publicity stunt?” Have you seen the latest about Paris Hilton not paying her storage bill? What kind of drama do you think Paris Hilton will get mixed up in next? Would let your sister hang out with Paris Hilton? 34 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .
TOTALLY BLONDE. THEM: What??? YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair.. 35 http://www.. THEM: No. no.. (They debate.) YOU: How about like this..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and it can go ANYWHERE..com/blog Blonde Hair (Tyler Durden) I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this.com/blog . Ricki Lake show." or many other routines.MakeSmallTalkSexy.... just pre-plan it.. yes.makesmalltalksexy.. I need an opinion. streaks.. get this. etc This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV. YOU: Guys.
Approach one group member. close your eyes. “It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this. Please prove to me they are mistaken. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. get that person to introduce you to everybody else. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown.makesmalltalksexy. the tallest always stands across from the shortest. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?” 8. Mmmmm let’s see.” 6.” 7. You are all members of the same nudist club. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright.” . (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader.” (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. “Who are you people?” 3. “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes.com/blog . Where you are standing sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare body with scented oils…” 9. Make friends. “What qualifies you to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?” 4. I am getting a vibe.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. 1. Yes there it is.com/blog Mixed Set Openers (Juggler) A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members. Do not return. I would have never guessed.MakeSmallTalkSexy.alter as needed.) 5. 36 http://www. The legend is that the Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. 2. 10.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. “Okay. who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?” 13. I’m CPowles10″ (Shake the hands of those closest to you .MakeSmallTalkSexy. If you get called on it you just look like a bold confident man. 12.com/blog 11.but not everyone) “So what are you guys talking about?” Do this right and they will all presume you know someone else in the group.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . “Count the number of people in the group (say N) Say out loud: ‘Don't you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number?’ Then add ‘Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” 37 http://www. “Hi.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. did you like them?” Optional: “You liked them? That’s cool.MakeSmallTalkSexy. or shout across the crowded bar to her. she may laugh and say “that’s ok”.” Again.“what about the chocolates?” . I left it outside your front door.com/blog VALENTINES DAY OPENERS (Magnus) Here is a bunch of field-tested openers you can only use on Valentine's Day! “HEY… DID YOU GET MY CARD?? You can deliver this with a big jokey smile. Most girls just laugh and giggle at which point you push things a bit further as above. you can deliver this with a big wide smile or pretend to be angry.makesmalltalksexy. in which case you plough on: Give a little wink… “and those chocolates were great. or with over-the-top conspiratorial seriousness.” “HEY… WHERE’S MY CARD??” “I didn’t get a card from you today yet? and I want chocolates!… and flowers! I like it when girls buy me flowers. THANKS FOR THE CARD!… *WINK*” There are two usual reactions to this. I need a female opinion…” using a canned opener or something improvised about Valentines Day. and then change threads. All the other girls here bought me flowers.” 38 http://www.com/blog . it’s good you weren’t worried I’d think you were desperate.she’ll agree . “So anyway. I have yet to see a girl come up with a good answer to this. too. say “Are you sure? It was in a 4-foot high pink envelope. She’ll normally laugh and say yes .“and flowers. “HEY. If she comes across as a bitchy all “why would I get you a card?” then she’s not worth your time anyway. not all girls like Triffids” If she says no. It was kind of you to promise to buy dinner in the note you sent with the flowers. Sidle up to her and whisper with a wink.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Most girls are in fits of giggles by this point. Magnus 39 http://www. Then the year before that I sent SIX but didn’t get any back. Then one year I only got one. so I went up to all the girls I knew saying “Thanks for the card” until one of them owned up.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog If she says “what? I didn’t send you a card!” then you can agree . but I got three. you can ask how many cards she really got.“ah no… of course you didn’t… and you didn’t send me those chocolates either… and those flowers probably just started growing on my doorstep *wink*”. After any of the above. You’d be surprised at how many hot girls don’t get any. or say they don’t. Of course it was the one girl I really wasn’t at all interested in. I tell them that one year I didn’t send any.makesmalltalksexy.
Then you can say. … “I’ve been thinking about something in particular lately whenever I workout. What do YOU think about?” Then talk about how You've been thinking about the way the brain works.com/blog Mystery’s gym opener (Mystery) “What you think about when you're working out?” “I’ve been watching you and you seem to really be thinking about things. Most people I bet just think about how they are going to have this great body and all.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. others think about how they are going to make their next million. How life is a lot like working out.” Do NOT ask for the #. Find out what her workout routine is and see if you’d like to share your workout time together.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 40 http://www.
com/blog . the bolt pinned him to the door. the blonde -I bet you can't even squish an empty beer can on your forehead! (2). so he was hanging uprights like that. so when I shot him..makesmalltalksexy.. I was shooting people with a crossbow. and wiggling his feet in agony. One of the bad guys was very close to a wooden door. and the door was swinging open with him pinned to it.. Girls.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www... I was playing X computer game the other day.com/blog Man Humor (larrythecaveman) (1).. 41 http://www. I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn't that AWESOME?!! Girls: (Disapproving laugh... no?" You guys don't know what's cool..MakeSmallTalkSexy.) Why can't you girls be more like men? Huh? Why can't you do cool things like US? Hey you. Isn't that AWESOME?! Girls: "Umm.. check this out.
42 http://www.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. "What?" Then pull out your arm revealing a pack of MENTOS in your hand. Plus it is fun as HELL to do.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Mentos (heilxmq) Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she says.MakeSmallTalkSexy. It always kills them if they have seen the commercial and it usually starts a conversation too.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. (Kino on the elbow to get her attention.) You: When you see me doing my thing.) You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.. Her: (Smile or Crack up. 43 http://www.makesmalltalksexy... By this time she should've been laughing her ass off.) Her: (Leans in closer.com/blog .com/blog Mime (Authoritarianist) You: I need an opinion on something..add that after stowing the loot..you'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and ecstasy. will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to appear well-traveled) in my hat? Her: I don't know are you any good? You: I'm the best. (pause + eye contact) I talk! Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there..
What I did was I made a very serious face and said “like this?” which cracked them up.com/blog BLIND DATE (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. Depends on how well you spin it.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 44 http://www. and then change to a happy face and said “come on. “I need to know”. I then put up the serious face again and said. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). I don’t really know how to dress to impress or act the right way” (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield) NOW some girl would just tell you “be yourself”… you should reply with C&F line or expression. you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more.e. Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines. If you were going on a blind date. i. At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips. The danger of this opener is. and then more will follow. what would you like the guy to look like”. and how do I dress to impress. they might give you advices to be AFC. tell me the secret to girls’ hearts. buy her flowers…blah blah blah. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear.” “I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. I need your opinion on something. Is there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot.makesmalltalksexy. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones. “hey.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .
an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www... Bet you're in school aren't you? 45 http://www. I'm just glad she's still in school.. you guys think it's a good idea to take self empowering classes? HB: Y/ no / whatever response Me: I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship.. And was thinking about taking a class.. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize.. It is her life.brace yourself. She dances to put her thru school but I don't know what to make of it. But my roommate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. w/o any pressure of anything else.com/blog . To just go out and have a good conversation.com/blog Self Empowering Class Opener (credit justincedible!) opener: Real quick.get this. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironically lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job.... HB: What did she do? Me: Shes .
MakeSmallTalkSexy. 46 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .com/blog COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.
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makesmalltalksexy. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog COMPLIMENT OPENER (Unknown) Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general. You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment 48 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .
PUA: Thanks my arms were getting tired.com/blog Magic Trick PUA: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two set.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm rests.makesmalltalksexy. 49 http://www.
com/blog . depending on how you do it. but find the page that has “NEVER USE THESE LINES” on it. Then I usually say “Wow… this works great. Break your “smooth” look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line “What’s your sign?”. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play… the breaking up stuff is great. “So… come here often” in a super player voice. She might start laughing. She will laugh again and probably answer. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines.MakeSmallTalkSexy. It puts her on the spot.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Your turn”. I’ve done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. and keep the book open to that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. 50 http://www.com/blog DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It’s bright yellow and black.makesmalltalksexy. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?). and you’re in. She will crack up and answer you. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener.
they say that you can tell everything by someone’seyes. and if they are tightly packed and strong they are a leader type of person.com/blog Eyes opener Hey let me look at your eyes.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 51 http://www. The small lines in someone’s eyes tell you how strong their constitution is. If they are weak and far apart they tend to get sick often. Let me look at your eyes.com/blog . hmmmm.
I like you.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. What’s up? Where are you going? You’re cute. are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable.com/blog DIRECT OPENERS (Unknown) Hi. My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I’d like to meet. I want to meet you guys.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. Hey. And I’d like to get to know you. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) 52 http://www.
"See I knew it they are! What's your name?" or Hey does coffee really stain your teeth? My friend drinks this coffee through a straw to keep his teeth white. but I'm drawing a blank.should we be worried? Cause I love coffee" 53 http://www. my name is John and I think you're very beautiful. What's your name? or "Excuse me.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .com/blog Coffee Shop Openers Ask. do you think smiles are contagious?" and give her a big smile until she smiles back. What do you think. So I'd just like to say.makesmalltalksexy. "Do you believe in ghosts?" or Hi. I've been sitting her for the past ten minutes trying to think of some opening line to talk to you.
Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows… 54 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I need to get your opinion on something. It’s a matter of life and death..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. It’s very important.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .com/blog DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life…. and we need a woman’s perspective.
makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy...com/blog Mime College (Requiem_Knight) Hey guys.how the hell do I convince him not to go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes. Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!! 55 http://www.com/blog . my friend wants to go to MIME College.
com/blog .com/blog DON’T TOUCH ME (David D.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 56 http://www.
Hmmmm….com/blog Shoes opener Hey they say you can tell the exact mood a girl is in by the length of the heel on her shoe.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. (Continue and 100% correct by the way). and if it’s really low she’s not feeling very sexual. hey look her shoes! 57 http://www.com/blog . she wants hot sex. If it’s really tall.MakeSmallTalkSexy. even if she doesn’t realize it.
“do I party” like all the time. I think they’re looking for cocaine.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. ‘Hey man. I need your opinion on something…does my friend here look like a drug dealer?” (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) “Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this… (cheap kino on girl) and asked.com/blog DRUG DEALER OPENER (Cajun) Used with a wing at night. “Hey. you got some E?’” Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn’t look too straight-laced.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. just-got-done-laughing tonality. Another thing I’ve noticed is about 10 times a night I’ll get someone coming up to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette”… I don’t smoke but I’m seriously considering carrying around a pack… but not like regular cigarettes… like Virginia Slims 120s… then I’ll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he’ll be all like “WTF?” etc…” 58 http://www.com/blog . I’ve done this where my wing will open with this and I’ll pipe in with “Since I’ve changed my look I get asked. with funny.
you just needed an excuse to meet her. I'm cramming for a test.and invite her for coffee.makesmalltalksexy.I'm going on a blind date with a girl and I'm nervous. I need your opinion. tell her you're not really new.can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes? 59 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . or Hi.com/blog Campus Openers Hey. Do you have any modeling experience? or Hey.could you show me where the library is?" Once there. I'm new here. I'm looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Are there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot? or Hey.
round round. blah) I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I KNOW that isn’t right! Then later in the night you can like reopen with “Dead or Alive…” This works with any one hit wonder 80s music.MakeSmallTalkSexy.” who sings that??? (blah. blah.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 60 http://www. I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember who sings it. help me out. it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round. etc….com/blog .com/blog EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix) Hey guys.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.. give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother's day and I need a present. no mama's boy presents. Easy.. You: Hey dork.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. right? HB: Blabla. You: Whaaaat? Oh you are a BAAAAAD GIRL! From here you can either spank her.. HB: Blabla.. do a mini cold read or whatever.com/blog .I don't buy a present for my mother. simple! 61 http://www.) You interrupt: (C&F) But please.buy her flowers. I said NO MAMA'S BOY PRESENTS.com/blog Mother's Day (Strike) You: Hey. What do you suggest? HB: (Wants to answer.makesmalltalksexy.
but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before … did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl’s eyes and smile? Then look into the chick’s eyes and smile.com/blog ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don’t know what her natural hair color was.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . 62 http://www. I’m not Cliff Claven.
I can't take you out yet.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www." Then switch to. What's up with that?" 63 http://www. I know what you're thinking. but getting in a less lethal CAR with a stranger is 'dangerous'. while the others start asking what you ride. Could he get more chicks with a crotch rocket or Harley? BANG! Each girl has her opinion and at least one will answer directly to the wingman.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. My buddy (put hand on wingman's shoulder) wants go get a bike (motorcycle). They all want rides and you can always get a number close. When she asks. "Oh I'm just learning. "But I don't have a bike!" It's not a problem.com/blog Motorcycle (Lucky13) I need a female opinion. "what do you ride?" (And she will) just pull back with a humble. "So girls jump on the back of strangers' bikes all the time.
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EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (unknown) “Hey guys, I need a female opinion… we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?” (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)… Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.
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FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend’s birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis’s were always alone. I couldn’t believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing “hunka hunka burnin’ love.”
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New Pet (herzog) Hey you guys, I need a female opinion...I want to get a pet, but I've got a bunch of criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don't want to have to clean up after it every day, it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends, but here's the thing...it needs to die within a year, because I don't want to commit to something for 15 years Or: But it has die within a year, because that's when I'm moving to Italy!
com/blog ." (This part gets interesting because they may actually start to ask you stuff about the three women and the guy.) Well I think you might be right. no way. You can neg the women for being Nancy Drew if you like. and another is an 23 year old party chick alcoholic. if it's so terrible. now that you mention it. I think it's because he isn't really able to look after himself well. how is he able to do this? Maybe you ladies know because I'm stumped! Them: "Blah." So would you date someone like that? Them: "Blah. that's terrible blah. what a jerk blah. 67 http://www. What do you think about that? Them: "Blah.. and play little miss detective." You: So what I can't figure out is this. It doesn't matter. but you know.com/blog No Job Three Girlfriends (Neo-Rio) You: Hey guys I'm trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See. you can describe any of the women and the guy any way you want.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. Say one of them is a 40 year old lonely woman.. However. so women feel sorry for him and look after him. Now. I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. he has three girlfriends and he takes turn staying at each of their houses. and they cook for him and look after him and they don't ask anything from him.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.
guys.MakeSmallTalkSexy. “See.makesmalltalksexy. and most girls know this. and got into an argument…is khaki a color or a fabric?” The correct answer is that khaki is a color. but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!” then fire into your next routine… 68 http://www. I was thinking it was a color.com/blog .com/blog KHAKI OPENER (Superfly) Hey.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys. You can go into.
com/blog . Shake your head and say.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Bookstore openers Pull out a random book from the shelf and open it: "Wow… cool… this book is so awesome… this is bad… this the shit… Is what you're reading as good as this? or Read a book nonchalantly next to the girl.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.is it any good?" or Ask her "Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?" Whatever she answers playfully express concern. "I don't know… if I read it I think it would convert me to withcraft or wicca" or Excuse me. "I just can't find what I'm looking for. How is that book of yours. do you know any good books on relationships? My friend wants to spice up her sex life… what you would recommend 69 http://www.
grabbing drinks out of their hands. poke her.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. grabbing hats off heads. snapping bra straps.com/blog KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls.makesmalltalksexy. etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) 70 http://www.com/blog . lightly hip checking them.MakeSmallTalkSexy. tap the opposite shoulder.
If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls won't know this though) just say. but I’m French”. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard … you are thinking of the number … 7.” Whether you get it right or not reply. This time think of a different # from one to 10. “Are all French girls as greedy as you?” 71 http://www. “Only one … don’t be greedy. When they ask HOW. If she says.” Speaking of greedy … if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek. Have you done that?” She says OK “What’s so neat about imagination is … we both have it … On the blackboard.” If you got the first wrong and the second right. say… “PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!” Then start to laugh like this “Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!” a good neg hit to start. “really? Hmm… didn’t know that … thank you Cliff Claven. This is NOT a trick.makesmalltalksexy. you reply. Just think it … now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. lets try this one more time. You hate magicians. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance … “and of course I don’t stake my reputation on mere chance. tell them … I DON’T KNOW. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless.” If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong. Don’t say it. If she wants you to do this again. “Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. tell her … “don’t be greedy now. you look like you finally got it … a 1 in 10 chance. “Alright.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. you will be surprised HOW well you will do.” This is a good NEG HIT. “Yes.com/blog . “Do you believe in ESP?” Remember to SMILE or you may startle her.MakeSmallTalkSexy.” (From Cheers) If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated.com/blog MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say. tell her. I see the number … three.
or If a girl accidentally bumps into you. tilt your head. What's your name?" or Walk up to the girl. the other drew blood with her nails! 72 http://www. Say "You're awesome!" and do this to all the girls immediately around you. step back. stick up your hand and have her high five you.com/blog . and finally give her a big "HI" or My god! Did you see the two girls fighting outside the concert over the short guy? One pulling the other's hair."So which one of you wants to get in bed with one of the band members?" Find out which band the girls wants to sleep with then tease her about it. look her up and down once.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. or To a group.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. step forward again. You can't just touch this for free.com/blog Concert Openers In a loud concert. narrow your eyes. "Hey that'll be $10 please.
Also… living with all those girls. I’ll probably start *MY* period. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators… (sexual predator routine stuff below). I want to live there. we must HUNT”. and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. *BUT*…. I could get RAPED.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Like *FOUR*.” 73 http://www. I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that’s why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now.. I’ll never get in the fucking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop. (Smile knowingly) Heck. I have to live with FOUR girls..makesmalltalksexy.com/blog FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden) I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).
I noticed something interesting about you…" Then don't tell her what it is but read her palm instead.com/blog . "So do you think I look better with my sunglasses on or off" Put them on "On" and then take them off "Off?" or It's a great that this park is here… so easy to just let go.but if you could be an animal in the park what kind of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start debating what the best animal would be.makesmalltalksexy.the most incredible energy! or Tell a girl walking by. relax and forget about everything for awhile… what makes you feel that way?" or "Hey this might sound like a silly question.com/blog Openers for the park Hey.I know this may seem unusual. "Hey. 74 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. or Ask her.that you walk with.MakeSmallTalkSexy.but I saw you walking by and I just had to come up and tell you.
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26 – Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB1 – (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever.I’d put them on and off again. what do you guys think?) .com/blog GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix) Approach Girls 26 – Glasses off (take glasses off) 26 – Glasses on (put glasses on) 26 What do you guys think looks better? *HBs – (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) 26 – Glasses off (take off glasses) 26 – Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times) HB1 – I like them on! HB2 – I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing…I guess they think it’s funny that they have different opinions). *Run with the rest of the opener above. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). 26 – My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on! HBs – (Responses: Yeah you do! / No).makesmalltalksexy. but act goofy (make faces…whatever) Oh my god. Then I’d do it again (don’t know if this is a good idea. but I like them on too! You get the idea…it opens the group. Again? (Playful). Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? 76 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.Say to the girl who didn’t ask: Wow. (I put like a fun/playful face on). Here’s another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26 – I need your opinion.com/blog . Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. HB2 – (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off.
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Plant and Stare (Tyler Durden) Just walk up to girls and just stop. Like plant yourself in front of them. Give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like you're about to do something cocky or thought of something funny you're about to say, and they start giggling. The key is to stop abruptly, and make the fun face, so they giggle. Then reach out to shake hands with them (introduce yourself to the HB8s and lower), and maybe do the spin move. Or just sit there until they giggle and say, "What?? Whaaaat??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???" Say "I can't tell you, we haven't known each other long enough". You can do this to girls at tables, and then wait until they start asking you questions. Then say "I can only stay 30 seconds" and sit down. Then stay as long as you want. You convey a lot of alpha "I'm not intimidated by you" characteristics by not even saying anything as your opener. Also, it's very playful if done properly. You can also just use this as a style to lead into any opener that you want by following the plant-and-stare with a standard opener. Make it a playful one though.
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I’M LOST (TylerDurden) I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?”
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Gym Openers "Excuse me, but I was curious- how to you keep in such a great shape? What's your secret?" They'll be happy to talk about themselves. or Position yourself as an expert on a weight machine next to hers. Start grunting like it's incredibly tough- with a smile. "Boy- I'm a little out of shape! What about you- workout often?" or With a playful smile say – "You know, you kind of look like that lady from Ms Fitness- I can't remember her name- hey maybe you are her- wow this sooo cool… a real celebrity. or Hey I need a female opinion- do you think guys look better in tight gym clothes that show off her bodies – or casual, loose clothes? or "Excuse me… I feel kind of foolish asking you this- but can you show me how this machine works?" Then strike up a conversation about the exercise form.
to tell me how crazy I was… 80 http://www.let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No..com/blog .. that guy is PERFECT for you ..com/blog INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. NONONO..makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. don’t be shy.. Help! PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening. but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono… its not true!(Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on. haha.
81 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. You: I think it's like with Seinfeld? remember how George Castanza had a show and it bombed?? blah blah blah. They'd bring this up or I would.com/blog TV Show (26) This opener is outdated. (Pause here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch? Friends?? (Every chick North America watches this fucking show) HBs: Yeah. Do you guys think it will do well? HBs: Yeah/No/Why are you asking this? (Yes. etc. You: It's gonna have the same time slot that Friends has now. Another idea is to say the show will work. You: Hey guys. (Say how you think the show will do here. I usually say: I like Joey. but adaptable to current TV shows. He's gonna be the main guy. but I don't think the show will work? blah blah blah)? HBs: (Most of them agree). Elaine and George all had shows after Seinfeld and how they all tanked. You: Ok. I had a couple say the last one? and to me? who cares if they say this? it weeds out those who I don't want to talk with that much quicker). You: Yeah. well you know it's their final season right? (Keep talking here? you don't need their answer) well did you know Joey is gonna have his own show after this season of Friends? HBs: Yeah/No/Really.makesmalltalksexy. He's gonna have his own show.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . Several times we got in to talking about how Kramer.
you agree with them.) PUA: (Whichever one the non-targets say. I mean you are holding very sexual objects. and he's completely helpless. you have to come off as completely comfortable with it. PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here. I'm helping my friend shop for his girlfriend for their anniversary.) HBs: Blah blah.com/blog Undies (XMander) Victoria Secrets. (Look the target up and down like you are judging her. pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong.com/blog .) OK now we just need to figure out what size to get. (Doesn't matter which they say. the boyshorts or the thong.) Ok she's a bit smaller than you. (Confident body language is required here. Which would you rather receive. (Holding up each as they are recited.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. What size do you where? 82 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. that's what I said.makesmalltalksexy.) See (WINGMAN). Immediately approach.
com/blog . Big” is that good or bad? (ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!) 83 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of “Mr. BIG (Dr.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Paul) Hey guys.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog MR.
the end of days is upon us? Did you hear about this? Smile and ask her hat she'll do with her last day on earth. Do you have any recommendations which of these cereals are best?" or In check-out tell the woman. 84 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . say with your side to her "If you were a cereal what cereal would you be?" She'll laugh or Don't eat that… my friend hated it… If you want one that's really good.makesmalltalksexy. you can often tell how heavy someone will be by the food in their cart. "I'm trying to get on a new low carb diet. It's totally delicious.MakeSmallTalkSexy. try this one. "You know. Have you ever noticed that?" or Pick up a sensation tabloid and playfully say "Oh my god.com/blog Grocery Store Openers In the aisle tell a fit looking woman. or Standing in front of a particular food product.
and the next moment.. we would be SO IN LOVE. fight. TD) “Aww ..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo. IMAGINE. make up sex. we are too similar. and then fight.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!” 85 http://www.you are soo cute...com/blog .. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place. we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things. makeup sex.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy..
I need an opinion.MakeSmallTalkSexy. have you got any good ideas? or In a clothing store: hey I need a female opinion. or Hi girls.yeah like playa pimp.com/blog Mall Openers Hey.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www."Wow this would look so awesome on me. can you tell me where the JC Penney is at? Yeah.makesmalltalksexy. I'm looking for a gift for my little sister. and there were $600 shirts. this or this? or In a clothing store: Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling. 86 http://www. You can be my biatch. I was at Saks today. do you think its classy or try hard. Actually.com/blog .what do you think would look better on me. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that.
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by using a time constraint. or All in a joking tone.MakeSmallTalkSexy. or To across the table: "Hey girls. I only have a minute but need an opinion" then sit down straight away. No really is this place low fat? or To across the table: "Hey I've never eaten here before.com/blog Restaurant Openers For a group sitting down say.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. they won't object to you sitting down. I need a female opinion… how do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on the subway diet just like Jared. we need a female opinion. 88 http://www.com/blog .what are the lamest pick-up lines you've ever heard? Then start using them on the girls. "Hey. What do you all recommend? Then tease her on whatever she suggests."Guys.
would you stay with him....you could go on a mini adventure. What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT.com/blog Wheelchair (Unknown) Hey guys.would you lose interest? You can keep stacking cocky and funny responses. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus.guys or girls?" 89 http://www.com/blog .video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages? If she interrupts during sarge: (Cold read) You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support...." (Bust on her response.MakeSmallTalkSexy....! Y'know state of the art.. throw inIf it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept....even if it was a really NICE life support system..) "Who lies more.... If they pause.and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun. of course. If the conversation hits a dead end... you're pretending to be NICE girls. add "?even if was a really NICE wheelchair?" What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it. would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: "Yes.makesmalltalksexy...like it even had like..you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply! (Transition to another Opener...) You're lying...THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www...
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91 http://www. “NOW you’re a SUPERSTAR!” Continue with push/pull if you wish… “But wait…” and twist the hat back the other way. lean back.com/blog . shirt. You move in SLOWLY. Then you hold your hands out like you’re judging her style. If she touches her hat. etc. I’ll call her later. pick some article of clothing (hat. of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (He should have gotten more. (Shoulders away.com/blog PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First. in fact.makesmalltalksexy. the exact wording I used to open Schematic’s HB9 on Saturday night. Maybe) You don’t even need to say anything to open. Tell her she’s allowed to be seen with you now.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. here is the frame you’re using for this opener: “You’re CUTE… but I’m going to make you a ROCKSTAR!” This is. Bad schematic. Best if it’s upper body or head) and PRIMP it. bust her for messing it up. You walk up.) You check her out then make a face like you aren’t happy with what you see. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. look her over. and promenade her around the club. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now. back away. and give her a thumbs up. etc. so this works in the loudest clubs. Oh well.
"Excuse me!" Her: "Yes?" You: "Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women.com/blog The Rules (David Shade) In a bookstore reading The Rules.' Is that effective?" The conversation can moved in other directions concerning relationships.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. Such as: ‘a woman should never call a man. 92 http://www.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.
walk up and ask. But hmm…. we need someone to cook for us. who is the best cook?” routine. you get to be my sugar mama. TD) Came up with this one the other night at a club. To give credit where credit is due.MakeSmallTalkSexy. then. “Which one of you is the richest?”. it’s just a variation on “Are you rich?”.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. When opening a set. 93 http://www. Then go into the whole “Ok. Pretty fun and opens easily. which I think TD came up with.com/blog RICH OPENER (Herbal.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. but he won’t find out whom until he’s live on the set.makesmalltalksexy. “Hey. it might even be a guy.com/blog RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method) This one is used to wing your buddy. especially if he’s in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied.com/blog . But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him he’s got an admirer. my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show.MakeSmallTalkSexy. So maybe it’ll be someone cute. What would you do if you were him?” 94 http://www. but maybe not.
DHV. be enthusiastic (but don't look like a psycho) 90% they will come and get "apple juice" (or whatever) with you. Really act it out.com/blog . goddam it it can cure arthritis..com/blog Sale of the Century (T) You can open any set if you SELL it..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Continue the conversation past the question by just chucking in random (even bullshitted) facts. Example: "How can you not like apple juice. 95 http://www. "Do you like apple juice?" Whether they say yes or no you can just go into what I call the "Sale of the Century Theory". Open sets with total stupidities like." If you SELL it. enthusiasm is contagious.and your hands look a little stiff at the moment too.makesmalltalksexy. let's go get you some apple juice.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and provide ample reason to venue change. "Sale of the Century" theory states that as long as you sell the opener and then follow it with some crazy fact it can both open.
makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing. Like really cute ones with them together. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that.”) -or“She has a boyfriend!” Your immediate reply would be “He doesn’t care about that. I need an opinion. especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. They wound up hooking up on the first night. He looks at the pictures. and they really hit it off. My friend met this girl in Seattle. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week. over the next week. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. He’s busy. I wouldn’t do that on a guy I just met.” (They also sometimes say “But he’s only known her a few months. and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and left the ones where they’re just hanging out.A. Anyway. and he even hung out with her in L. the next morning he wakes up. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?’ She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures. Some of them they’re just hanging out.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden) “Hey guys. and didn’t want him to have them.” The girls will either say: “It’s totally natural. He takes a few pictures of them together. I hate it when pictures make me look bad. and they’re out on a walk. and checks his camera. He just doesn’t want her deleting his pics! :)” 96 http://www.
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did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger . or "take the technical challenge.makesmalltalksexy. You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question..MakeSmallTalkSexy. yeah... 98 http://www. and I couldn't remember the name.com/blog ... Do you know the name of the show? Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today. ever? HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh ..com/blog Technical Challenge (kmac) You: (With a little energy) Excuse me." .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.
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Would you have sex with him? (blah. its Jesus!” if its a mixed set.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. its Jesus!” 100 http://www. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you.com/blog . blah) “if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with. you use it on the guy: “if there’s one guy to be gay with.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt) This may sound like a weird question. blah.
really!” and touch her arm or waist.” in which case you reply “No.com/blog SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method) “Do you think spells work?” Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab. he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. she hung out at his house and after she left. but if the conversation needs to be kept going.makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. because she wasn’t really his type. he can’t stop thinking of her. He wasn’t interested in her sexually. Do you think it’s the spell or just psychological?” 101 http://www.” (Here the woman might say “Sure.) “Anyway. the strange thing is. Well.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now. the follow-up routine is: “The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week.com/blog .
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Thug Lovin (Jlaix) Hey guys. I'm doing a poll. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer more... THUG LOVIN'? or... GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin is more like a hobby. But my other girlfriend said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin, the dude is hard, but when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah...
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Fat (David DeAngelo) Does this (pen, etc.) make me fat?
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TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here’s the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no don’t let her do it) See that’s the problem she’s really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?
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Again. desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter.makesmalltalksexy. The other is an incredible dancer.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. Which do you pick? (It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this) 106 http://www. One makes you laugh more than anyone you’ve ever met. they are absoutely identical.com/blog . The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. the two guys are identical. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met.com/blog TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers. physically.
com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones… like… “Its your baby!” 107 http://www. I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??……….THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. He would always complain that he couln’t get a girlfriend.com/blog WEBBED FEET (Nilatak) “Hey guys… would you date a guy with webbed feet??” “I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. People used to call him ‘Twinkle Toes’!” They usually ask if it’s me or my wing and I just bust out with “Nawwww…I’m DINKY PENIS!” WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys.
So one of my friends is invited to the party and so is the other friend's sister. So this other friend. some things happened to one of my friends. Do you believe in karma? If you don't know.makesmalltalksexy. or do girls just like jerks? 108 http://www.. And some weeks back there's another party happening. So one of my friends was throwing a party. Either that is karma. but I can stay some time . And now I don't understand.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and so I'm starting to believe that there really is something similar to karma. OK. and are sworn enemies now.com/blog Karma (Slimijs) Hey guys. arrived in the middle of the party. Listen to what happened to him. who was a little bit pissed. I'm actually with my friends here. I need a female opinion. So in the end of the evening they both got into a fight.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .. something good will happen to you. Karma is a belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If you do something good. And of course there was alcohol involved. and vice versa. So you can predict what happens and they hook up and are in love.
MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . without further ado (okay. and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun. PUA: Hey guys. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. it’s cheating. maybe a little more ado). Style 109 http://www. Now. we’re having a debate and need a quick opinion on something. So we were trying to figure out who was right.) PUA: Okay.com/blog 2 Part kiss opener (Neil Strauss) So. It’s a nice change of pace for those who love Jealous Girlfriend but are tired of it. some guys might be into that. And I’ll tell you why I’m asking in a second: If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun. So here’s the real question. She says it isn’t. is it cheating? GROUP: (the responses will vary.” you can bust on them for having a double-standard etc. but if any guys say “no.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. PUA: Okay. I humbly present for your consideration…The Two-Part Kiss Opener. is it cheating? GROUP: Yeah. which you will have to soon cut off and move into your next piece of material because they will go on and on about this and stale the topic and convo) Enjoy. but it pisses him off and he thinks it’s cheating. Interesting. GROUP: (discussion ensues. The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there has been dating this girl. Report back on your results. that makes sense. If a guy is dating a girl.
.com/blog Do I Look Gay? (AceOfHeartSS) Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude.makesmalltalksexy. The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering.do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. 110 http://www. "I need your honest opinion on something..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. this dude was hitting on me in another bar!" Better to use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay?" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect.Because something really funny just happened.MakeSmallTalkSexy... ".com/blog .
If the target comes up with a really embarrassing dare. You can even throw one out all of a sudden later on if you run out of other things to talk about. You'll probably have some great answers to this question I have. you can neg her by telling her friends "Whoa! She's vicious. include some alcohol into the game if you want.MakeSmallTalkSexy. y'all are women. Well I have this bet going with a friend of mine (use whatever bet suits you). You can also switch threads to tell them DHV stories about some things you and your friends have done before. Well first of all. Y'all better be careful around her. This will also lead you into other games you can play to escalate the comfort and kino. (list 2 or 3 dares). What do you guys think are some really funny ones? Come up with a list of dares you can describe to them throughout the conversation. and the winner gets to choose an embarrassing dare that the the loser has to do. have you ever known anyone who lost a bet and had to do a dare? (Throw in an FTC.com/blog Embarrassing Dare (DeVill) Hey. If you're at a bar. For example. either related to bets or just regular DHV stories you like to use.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 111 http://www." You can turn this whole thing into a game of truth or dare with them.) Okay.makesmalltalksexy. I've gotten some interesting ideas from a few people and I came up with a couple of my own. I noticed that the best dares come from intelligent women 'cause y'all are more in touch with your emotional side.com/blog .
she’s 7 and half years old.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . I’m not talking an 8×10. has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70. blah) Get this… my roommate’s little sister.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I need a female opinion. I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning.makesmalltalksexy. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister… 112 http://www.com/blog David Bowie Opener (Tyler Durden) Hey guys. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah. blah.
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And while she was gone. even if it means being miserable?” This is a pretty funny story. But it’s STRICTLY a comfort thing.playboylifestyle. my friend was so depressed. “Hey guys. and the resolution is one where you open up further conversation about relationships. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago. Anyway. funny Opener that deals with the kind of relationship faux-pas many girls love to talk about. and she went to visit her mother to cool down. and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear. It’s a good. and my friend really loves her. okay?” 114 http://www. Sometimes. it is me.net.makesmalltalksexy. They’ve been dating each other for six months now. What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship? Or do you think some things should remain hidden. or if she really is into this or not. and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers. the girls will even think you’re talking about yourself! To which you can reply shyly “Yeah. but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear women’s underwear around the house.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. and she finds this girl’s thong panties under the bed. a few days later. use this Resolution) “So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him. So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely… MISERABLE!” (Next.com/blog The “G-String” Opener (Badboy) I got this one from Croatian Pick-Up Artist BadBoy. You can find out more about BadBoy at his website www. something women love to talk about. that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club. his girlfriend comes back. So she confronts my friend on this. who teaches men how to pick-up women in his live infield workshop.
if she reacts well. get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. or just fix their clothes. “open that up one more button”. For the clueless. “Wear your hair open”. just a genuine comment. it is obvious that you are the prize. Women love the idea of seducing you.com/blog . tell her what would look amazing on her.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Second. Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s) This sets an interesting frame.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply. it’s easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there.) 115 http://www.com/blog Fashion Tip Opener (Joseph Mathews) Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. From there. first of all. that you have standards and that you know what you want. you are teaching her how to please you. whatever you want.makesmalltalksexy. This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything. praise her for being a good puppy.
obviously use your own speaking mannerisms.) 116 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. using all the usual stuff. Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . do they think its classy or try-hard? (That's the skeleton. When chicks see guys wearing 6-bill shirts like that. we were just at Saks today.com/blog Expensive Clothes (Unknown) Hey guys.makesmalltalksexy.. and there were all these $600 collared tee-shirts.. I need a female opinion.
Then you ask “First you gotta give me your ID number. You can never have too much artillery! 117 http://www. Let me remind you the rate for this call is 80 cents a minute. The great thing about this method is you can have a cheat-sheet listing all the patterns right there in front of you. she has not felt me up so far.” If you have anything you can add leave it as a comment. She’s been looking at me for 10 min. Start to comment about the conversation with the HB. there’s one in front of me. pretend to call someone and have a fictitious (short) conversation. And she hasn’t even yet started a conversation! Ok. sitting next to a HB and there’s no good excuse to start talking… Take your mobile/cellular phone.” And you look up the number in a book or whatever. which you could use to pretend the phone is ringing.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. it’s always the same story.makesmalltalksexy. … Yeah she’s shy. I mean.” If she doesn’t laugh HERE. The beauty of the thing is: you get to CHOOSE the subject of the conversation on the phone… so when you start talking to the HB. and start your stopwatch. well damn:)” ASF: “Some phones have a ringer test or a ringer volume control. Then you launch into a phonesex conversation like as if you’re selling phone sex. girls keep ogling at me.com/blog Cell Phone Approach/Opener (Unknown) ASF: “You’re on a bus. Then hang up. you’re at whatever subject you chose. at least I appreciate the fact that she has a LOT of self-control. and you know what the worst is? She’s shy. OK.MakeSmallTalkSexy. yeaaah.” ASF: “Err… make sure to disable your phone so that it doesn’t ring when you pretend you’re using it :)” ASF: “You look her in the eyes and say to your fictitious friend “Yeah.
This can be a fun Opener to do and can really open the doors to further conversation if you play it right. because the Pug dog is a male and the Beagle dog is a female. and a Beagle dog. plus one of the dogs is a female. and that allows you to segue into a deeper conversation. But they’re 70’s. but I can’t for the life of me think of a good one.com/blog The “80’s Dog” Opener (Style) “Hey guys.” “Maybe Axel and Slash would be good. a Pug dog. so that won’t work. Do you guys have any ideas?” The game here is to keep presenting options to the group. so this conversation can last a long time.” “Milli Vanilli was a thought. My friend just got two dogs. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo. I need a quick opinion about something. We need a female name. 118 http://www. and then disqualifying those options. not 80’s.MakeSmallTalkSexy. so that won’t work at all. Milli doesn’t fit a Pug or a Beagle. Then use the times your target’s think about names to engage them in some other respect. The real sneaky thing here is that there are no well-known 80’s pop duos. Plus.com/blog . find a way to disqualify it.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. but those are both guy names.” And no matter what option your targets present you. but they’re rock n’ roll hairband style. That’s more of a Jack Russel Terrier name. Here are a few of the options you can talk to them about: “I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one.
com/blog Arrest (Vincent Chase) Excuse me. but you fell for it hard. You're not Susan Jensen.com/blog . 119 http://www. (Turn her around. If they don't offer their name simply ask. "What's your name?" Try to get the first and last name. because I'm not a police officer.) Anything you say can and will be fucking hilarious. (Take her by the forearms.) Oh.) You have the right to remain silent.makesmalltalksexy. in that case. then offer their name. are you? (They usually say no...MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. You're under arrest.
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makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.” Pretend to pull the gummy worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off. smile and say.com/blog . “Can I see your book for a sec? Look at this. 123 http://www.com/blog Book Store Opener (Mystery) Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. it’s a book worm.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Walk up next to her.
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