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Little Black Book of Openers Revised

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Make Small Talk Sexy presents'
The Little Black Book of Openers: 176 Effective Openers for Meeting Women
The Largest Collection of Pickup lines and Openers Ever Compiled.

Hey, Bobby Rio here. As some of you know… my specialty is helping you get better at making small talk with women… and being able to keep a conversation going. But before you ever get to that point… you must be able to start a conversation with a woman. In the pickup and seduction community this is referred to opening a girl or a set. For the rest of the world it is called "breaking the ice" or pickup lines, or just plain old "starting a conversation." Whatever you want to call it… there is no denying that the first contact, the first words that come out of your mouth, are the hardest to get out. Whether it is the crippling approach anxiety that has taken a hold of you, or your mind just can't come up with a clever way to instigate conversation, most men freeze and never get the opportunity to attempt to attract a particular woman.

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Because of this, I thought that I would put together a list of the most tested, proven, and successful openers ever compiled. These openers have been created and used by some of the best pickup artists in the world. These are openers created by guys like Mystery, Gambler, Roosh, Tyler Durden, Neil Strauss, and a host of other famous, and not so famous, PUAs. The goal of this eBook is to create a resource that you can pull up quickly to scan over and grab a few openers to take out to the bars and clubs with you. With this eBook, you no longer have the "I didn't know what to say" excuse. There is no reason you cannot open a set every time you go out. The great thing about the openers given in this book is that not only can they be used to open a woman… but a lot of the openers here make for great conversation topics when a conversation starts running dry… or you can't think of anything to say.

The Small Talk Tactics Report:
I've put together some additional gifts for you… which will help you get the most out of these openers. It's called "The Small Talk Tactics" report and "How to Keep a Conversation Going" podcast… and I'll be emailing them both over to you very shortly. Keep your eyes open for an email from me with the subject line: "Small Talk Tactics Report"- YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS! Like I said earlier, my specialty is helping guys improve their conversation skills with women. The "Small Talk Tactics" report and the accompanying audio training which you will be receiving free contains information on: • What topics women find most interesting to talk about • How to take a conversation to a sexual level

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• How to never run out of things to say • How to keep her entertained long enough to build attraction • When to move it forward • And MUCH MORE

So keep your eyes open for more great information….

In the meantime, enjoy the collection of openers. Note: I tried to give all of the original author's proper credit, but in the community it is almost impossible to determine exactly who came up with a particular routine or opener. But I did my best. If you are the orgininal author of any of these lines and I haven't given you proper credit.

Note: This is a comprehensive list of pua openers that you can go out and use immediately. But we recommend learning a little bit about how to deliver an opener.

For a good introduction to proper use of openers… we created this podcast that you can download for free: A Detailed Look at Approaching and Opening Podcast This is a podcast we did a few years back that was hugely popular among our listeners back then. After getting a ton of emails, we decided to re-release the podcast, and

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com/blog Hottest Girl Walk up to a girl/set and say: “I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this damn place" 5 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.

com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Forgetting Sarah Marshall (if you sense she is in a fun mood… and she has observed you in a fun mood) “I find you two both very sexually attractive and would love having intercourse with either of you.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. (turn towards one) wanna come home?” 6 http://www.

“Oh.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . so it’s not that bad. ask her what color it is (Particularly in a dark club or if you have shades on).MakeSmallTalkSexy. I almost wore that EXACT SAME THING tonight. point to something on her.com/blog I Almost wore that Here it is. I always lean in and say “Is that blue. she’s Helen Keller or you’re doing it wrong. So. as she walks by. or is it green??” Kino escalation by touching whatever it is she’s wearing. the principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the same thing as other girls. it’s green? My dress/teddy/negligee/coon skin cap is blue.” Which naturally leads into… “Have you ever been at the same club/party/restaurant/coon skin cap with another girl in the same dress but different color? Is that less embarrassing?” If she’s not amused and intrigued by this point.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.” If she looks stunned and doesn’t laugh right away. That would have been SO embarrassing. 7 http://www. then make eye contact and say: “You know.

it took me some time to decide on what shoes/belt to wear.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Bubbles0069 Go up to your target… You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous! And I admit.talk about embarrassing moments. huh?” Of course you aren’t embarrassed and you can just stack forward from there appearing unphased by the “embarrassing moment” 8 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.” Her: Puzzled look on her face You: “wait…you’re not BUBBLES6969? The pic she sent me looks EXACTLY like you!” Her: “blah blah” (hopefully a laughter and smile if delivered right) You: “wow….

9 http://www. and deliver this over the shoulder: You: “So why are you standing/sitting there trying to look mysterious?” Her: (smiling and/or puzzled) blah blah You: “Yeah. Ask how the two know each other then do the best friend's routine.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .com/blog Mischievous Girl Walk by a hot girl who’s standing/sitting by herself or slightly away from her group of friends. Stack forward either with another opener or a story or if her friend comes into the set.MakeSmallTalkSexy. see…you got that mischievous look on your face like you just did something bad and got away with it” She should be smiling and laughing by then if delivered right. do the Mystery technique of saying “hello hello”.

com/blog . Now I want to know if you are fun.com/blog The Test PUA: Congratulations HB: What.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. 10 http://www. why when? PUA: You pass my first test .MakeSmallTalkSexy.you look (you dress) interesting which made me come here and start to talk to you.

com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Polar Bear Me: “great big polar bear” HB: “What?” Me: “That's a great ice breaker don't you think?” 11 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.

he said she’s “safe” but who picks safe over sexy right?” This works great if there are two+ girls in the set.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Jen or Angelina ME: “Hey I need your opinion about something.makesmalltalksexy.” 12 http://www. she’s the fun one. When one of them becomes an obstacle. If you were Brad Pitt. I’m going to hang out with Angelina for a bit. Me: “Oh I get it! You’re the “safe” one! I’m going to call you Jennifer from now on (laugh)” “Hey Jennifer. who would you choose? Angelina or Jennifer?” Them: (whatever… although it’s usually Angelina) ME: “How funny.com/blog . you can tease her about being the “safe” one. my friend said Jennifer.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. they were doing that are you smarter than a 5th grader thing and asked a question. like when you hear a song and can’t remember who sings it.. what are the names of the five oceans?” ….com/blog . but I need some help. On the drive over here on the radio.com/blog The Five Oceans “Hey guys I know this is going to be the weirdest question you get asked all night. but anyways. and I didn’t hear the final answer. but I could only think of four. and it’s driving me crazy not knowing.pause “I know I know. it’s stupid.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. not ONE person could answer it correctly.makesmalltalksexy.” 13 http://www.

it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them.MakeSmallTalkSexy. but her cat hates him." 14 http://www. 3.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 2.. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things: Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him. Ignore it. When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car . they love each other heaps.com/blog . 1. Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat.. Like whenever he tries to pet it.com/blog The Jealous Cat "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well.makesmalltalksexy.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. newspaper.MakeSmallTalkSexy. mindless way to open. 15 http://www. and then keep things moving. picture. anything! Then just examine it. simple.makesmalltalksexy. "What do you think of how X looks?" or "Can you believe X!?" or "What is your opinion about X?" This is a great.com/blog .com/blog Magazine (True Wolf) Grab a magazine. item. and turn to her and ask.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog My Sister "I had to come over here and ask something quickly.MakeSmallTalkSexy. If she is calm about the whole situation then smile and say “That was all bullshit but since you handled that story… You might just be cool enough to handle me” *sly smile* 16 http://www. Girls seem to know more about these things than we do… Okay I’m going get straight to the point… I’m REALLY REALLY attracted to my sister… How do you think I should go about telling her and my parents about this?” Wait for the girl to give you a look of utter shock and disbelief then change topic and try having a normal conversation afterwards.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.

If she smiles or laughs.” If it’s going well. 17 http://www. Once you’ve had that first conversation and can talk to her again like you know her. Do it early in her set so she doesn’t say.com/blog Roosh V Gym Opener (Roosh V) What you have to do is go to the machine she is working out on and ask if you can work in. “I think I saw you doing cardio. I would go with a light sarcastic joke. it’s just a matter of finding out what she’s doing after a workout to get a smoothie. what’s your name?” will work. where at the end you exchange numbers and take her out on a real date with alcohol. “I can usually do ten times as much. hit her with another joke. I would ask her questions.MakeSmallTalkSexy. “I just have one left. Before you part ways. exchange names. say something.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.” After you do a set.com/blog . I’m wondering if I should do cardio first or weight lift first. like. A simple “By the way.makesmalltalksexy.” Say this with a smirk or smile. but I’m taking it easy today. that’s your green light to continue the conversation. How about. Since you’re at the gym.

and to think. what's your favorite dinosaur? (High energy. And well. use Scooby Doo. You only said that because you remember that name. that's what everyone says when they can't think of a good dinosaur name. don't worry about me being some immature guy obsessed with dinosaurs.MakeSmallTalkSexy. It's so common. You don't even have to use Ninja Turtles. (You can change the color to purple and say Donatello. Ninja Turtles are way sweeter.) Her: "T-Rex" C'mon. I want a good one. Back Story: My favorite dinosaur would have to be the triceratops (pick one). Eventually though. orange is my favorite color. But yeah.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. or Power Rangers. When I was little I used to get gummy snacks packed in my lunch box and the triceratops were the oranges ones. Because I mean.com/blog . smile. Hell. Hawt) Hey.) 18 http://www.makesmalltalksexy. that's lame. playful attitude. and a reason why it's your favorite dinosaur.com/blog Dinosaurs (JayTea. I thought you were unique and different from the other girls. have fun with it. I graduated to Ninja Turtle gummy snacks with Michelangelo being the new favorite. come on.

looking at everything in the store but her….seriously? That was ALMOST the best greeting I’ve had all day! HB8: *Suddenly bursts out in a laughter of flattery. I deliberate stay in view of her so she could see me.com/blog Vince Kelvin’s Greeter opener (as described by Seraf) Walking in the store I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Game On Seraf: Wow….owning the place before taking 8 steps in…… I waited for her to say it…… HB8: “Hello” Seraf: Wow! What an amazing greeting! HB8: Laughs even more.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I can tell her day was being made. Most importantly. Seraf: …. this time more genuine.MakeSmallTalkSexy.* Seraf: That was such an amazing greeting I’m almost inclined to do it again…. HB8: Laughs even more I go outside and stop in the middle of the walk way and look around as if I’m biding my time. I walk back in. 19 http://www.. I could hear her laughing even more. I repeated my first entrance into the store.You know what? I will do it again. This was the most interesting thing happening to her all day.com/blog . HB8: Gives another flattering laugh.makesmalltalksexy.. Confident… dominant alpha body language….

(make her turn around.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . might not be a good idea if you have a hole in your back) What makes a good ass? 20 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Give me a look at your ass.com/blog Nice ass opener Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass. it’s hard to tell myself.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good. so I thought I’d come and make some conversation with you. did we have sex? (more than likely you’ll find it funnier than she does) 3. You have thoughtful eyes. 2. (touch head) this is to be used on a girl standing around looking bored. I know you probably get no attention from guys whatsoever. 5. Which of you guys gets hit on the most? (for a set of two hot chicks) 4.com/blog Pua Training Openers (Richard La Ruina) 1. I think you have a lot going on inside here.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy. You look familiar. so am I. you go first. 21 http://www.

com/blog Very Direct (Badboy) “ You are so Damn sexy. but lets start with music. in most cases they get shocked…and they are like “ so what you want to know?” Me : “ Everything.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 22 http://www. As frame you created allows it. what kind of music you listen” From here go into Rapport (Wide & Deep).com/blog . (Pause) and I am going to get to know you (Pause) so tell me something about yourself (smile) Delivery here is crucial. If you deliver good. as this opener will provide you with lots of attraction.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.. Its very easy to transition to any other topic.

com/blog .. difficult to meet people.makesmalltalksexy. thinking of living here.) 23 http://www. also demonstrates you are a social guy. and people can be so much more suspicious of strangers in large cities.com/blog City Move (Octal) Hey ..you guys from here? Cause I'm just visiting the city. but you know the thing with big cities like this is they can be very anonymous. So how did you guys find it when you first moved here? Was it difficult to create a social circle? (Challenges the group to demonstrate they are welcoming and not suspicious of strangers..MakeSmallTalkSexy..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.

00am.com/blog . let me ask you something. with good energy. and guess what (pause).MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Driver screwed us. This is my opener number 1# right now.com/blog Bank Robbery (Badboy) “Hey girls.makesmalltalksexy. This always leads into good conversation. They always want to negotiate their %. 24 http://www. are u good drivers? Me and Friend. Be prepared to get lots of IOIs. And they will ask for 5% If you want to create more drama here. start opener with this: Hey girls. and drive to airport. All you need to do is picks us up at XX. are robbing bank across the street. can you keep a secret? Girls :yes You : OK… (opener) Delivery must be Playful. You get 3%.

com/blog Oral sex (Badboy) Hey girls. they did study about this in Cambridge. as you are already there. Let me ask you something (pause) Oral sex on first date (pause) Yes or No? This is my new one. and they found out that couples that had oral sex on first date. Some of them even got married. and I would like to have something with her. Do you believe in this bullshit. stayed together very very long time.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . 25 http://www. I usually fallow up with a story : See. or you fallow your instincts? Changing topic here is very easy. No need to transition to direct.MakeSmallTalkSexy. but. I really don’t want to get married. And I have this date tomorrow. They get shocked because you are so bold.makesmalltalksexy.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Why not? 26 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Chick Flick (MrSensitive) PUA: Can I ask your opinion? HB: Sure.. or new on DVD) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see/watched the movie. What do you think.is it ok for a guy to watch romantic movies? HB: Of course it is.com/blog . PUA: I've been thinking about seeing x-movie (out in theatres..

com/blog Best Friend Just Died (Badboy) Hey girls. and guess what happened yesterday. I mean. I received FedEx package with her panties… and they were still wet. that’s to much for me. but I just cannot imagine my best friend Mike looking me from above saying… ‘and that was my best friend’ … Change topic after few minutes.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. If they are coming back on opener.. Don’t get me wrong.makesmalltalksexy. I came because you are so damn sexy. my best friend just dies. how long should I wait before I start dating her? This one is so much fun. I didn’t came here to talk about my dead friend. Usually they say ‘wait 6 months’ Me : really? Because she started hitting on me after funeral. and get to know them. and his girlfriend started hitting on me. let me ask you something. transition to direct Actually. I would do her. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself 27 http://www..

stop.. it might not happen".) Well.makesmalltalksexy. why doesn't she mind her own business.MakeSmallTalkSexy. why aren't you up there having a good time? (Maybe expand a little to suit the environment.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Bored Girl (A-Train) C'mon it's not that bad. as if to think about what you've just said.) Don't you hate it when people do that. Then. I was minding my own. 28 http://www. Like. the dance floor's pumping. I was at work the other day standing by the water cooler/coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said "Smile. the music's good.com/blog . it's a Friday/Sat night. (Then stop again thinking about what you've just said. I was just thinking. you're sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. so unless you have any questions for me I'll be getting back to my friends. I've pretty much just killed my own conversation..

use this above transition.hmmm… but that’s why you move to something else. they go back on opener. lets me ask you something. to transition to direct Actually. while my other friend has this tiny. OR each time you try to change topic.com/blog Does Size Matters? (Badboy) Hey girls. I didn’t come here to talk about my stupid friend. huge (pause) car.. I found it very effective after 3 minutes.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. and conversation either stays too long in that topic.. and he gets none. Wide & deep Rapport from here (so what kind of music you listen)? 29 http://www. I came because you are so damn sexy. Its very Powerful frame destroyer.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. does size really matters? Girls : yes/no You :Interesting. tiniest ( pause) Vespa and he gets all of the girls… what's up with that? This opener will always get them think about. and I am going to get to know you… so tell me something about yourself When you open with something like this. because friend of mine has this huge.com/blog .

I remember this one time.com/blog Make Up (TrueStory.. Neg: (Look in her eyes. He is very sensitive. And I really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy..makesmalltalksexy. people are laughing at him behind his back. He is not gay or anything.. can I ask you something? (Ask your opinion) Girl: Sure??? PUA: Ok.) You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.MakeSmallTalkSexy.. Mettle) PUA: Hey. Just make sure it's funny. And every time we go somewhere. but he thinks he is expressing himself. well I have a friend who wears make up.and my friend Finish the story..com/blog . Girl: Blah. we were invited to a classy party. How do you think I should tell him? I really don't want to piss him off. I can't stand here and talk for you forever. Should a guy wear makeup? Girl: BLAH BLAH PUA: Ok. so make it quick but. PUA: Yeah. 30 http://www. it looks very funny.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. I’m lost… Me: It’s right up in that direction. I had a girl walk up to me one night at a club called Le Souk. I’m going to give you a good line to use then we’ll find a less assuming guy for you to practice and get good with before coming back to me.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. towards the (now her eyes are wandering behind me in the opposite direction I’m pointing)… hey look.com/blog Conversation Starter (Christian Hudson) Depending on how high-status she sees herself and the rest of the environment. where’s the front door in here. looking for an exit (it is a labyrinthine place). just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can get away with a shitty pickup line. Her: But I wasn’t trying to… Me: (interrupting her) Oh my God you don’t have me fooled for a second. you may need to use this sort of bait. Her eyes started to wander as I was talking (loudly) so I had to bait her with the following: Her: Hey. 31 http://www.makesmalltalksexy. Here.

com/blog . The jealous girl friend opener became “Would you be mad if your boyfriend slept with Jennifer Anniston?” 32 http://www.makesmalltalksexy. you must not be from New Jersey.com/blog Transforming the Used Openers For instance the question “Do you floss before or after brushing” became my opener “That piece of meat in a wonton soup… what the hell is it?” The opener “Is kissing cheating?’ became “Would you let your fiancé go to Rio de Janeiro on his honeymoon?’ “You have a real confident way about you” became “You have a friendly air about you.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.

I love your sense of style.” “I have to say .” 33 http://www.” “Your style really stands out amongst everyone here.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Fashion Openers (Cbristian Hudson) “I love your style.makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy.the way you’ve put your outfit together is so creative. You’ve got a great look . and I had to get to know the person behind such a great outfit.com/blog .you must be very creative.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog .com/blog Paris Hilton Openers Paris Hilton is treasure trove of such content for opening questions: Do you think Paris Hilton should have been in jail longer/shorter? Do you think Paris Hilton will end up back in jail soon?” Do you think Paris Hilton used jail as a publicity stunt?” Have you seen the latest about Paris Hilton not paying her storage bill? What kind of drama do you think Paris Hilton will get mixed up in next? Would let your sister hang out with Paris Hilton? 34 http://www.

." or many other routines.com/blog .. and it can go ANYWHERE. 35 http://www.makesmalltalksexy...THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. etc This transitions easily into "I'm going on TV.com/blog Blonde Hair (Tyler Durden) I don't know of an opener that I've seen open more than this. I need an opinion.) YOU: How about like this... get this. just pre-plan it. yes..MakeSmallTalkSexy. no. streaks... TOTALLY BLONDE.. (They debate. YOU: Guys. THEM: What??? YOU: I'm thinking of dying my hair. THEM: No.. Ricki Lake show.

“It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this. “What qualifies you to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?” 4.com/blog . “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other.com/blog Mixed Set Openers (Juggler) A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui. 2. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader.” 6. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I would have never guessed. Do not return. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group.) 5. the tallest always stands across from the shortest. get that person to introduce you to everybody else. (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I am getting a vibe. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown. The legend is that the Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?” 8.” 7. You are all members of the same nudist club.” (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Approach one group member. Make friends. Please prove to me they are mistaken. 1. Mmmmm let’s see.” . 10. Yes there it is. close your eyes. 36 http://www. “Who are you people?” 3. Where you are standing sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare body with scented oils…” 9.alter as needed. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes. Of course it is what you do with it that counts.makesmalltalksexy.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. “Count the number of people in the group (say N) Say out loud: ‘Don't you guys know that ‘N’ is an unlucky number?’ Then add ‘Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation’” 37 http://www. If you get called on it you just look like a bold confident man. “Okay. who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?” 13. 12. I’m CPowles10″ (Shake the hands of those closest to you .but not everyone) “So what are you guys talking about?” Do this right and they will all presume you know someone else in the group.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. “Hi.com/blog 11.makesmalltalksexy.

or with over-the-top conspiratorial seriousness.MakeSmallTalkSexy.” Again. and then change threads.” 38 http://www. THANKS FOR THE CARD!… *WINK*” There are two usual reactions to this. Sidle up to her and whisper with a wink. It was kind of you to promise to buy dinner in the note you sent with the flowers. not all girls like Triffids” If she says no. it’s good you weren’t worried I’d think you were desperate.” “HEY… WHERE’S MY CARD??” “I didn’t get a card from you today yet? and I want chocolates!… and flowers! I like it when girls buy me flowers.com/blog VALENTINES DAY OPENERS (Magnus) Here is a bunch of field-tested openers you can only use on Valentine's Day! “HEY… DID YOU GET MY CARD?? You can deliver this with a big jokey smile. “So anyway. in which case you plough on: Give a little wink… “and those chocolates were great. or shout across the crowded bar to her. you can deliver this with a big wide smile or pretend to be angry.makesmalltalksexy. If she comes across as a bitchy all “why would I get you a card?” then she’s not worth your time anyway. “HEY.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.she’ll agree .“and flowers. too. I have yet to see a girl come up with a good answer to this. say “Are you sure? It was in a 4-foot high pink envelope. I need a female opinion…” using a canned opener or something improvised about Valentines Day.“what about the chocolates?” . She’ll normally laugh and say yes . I left it outside your front door. she may laugh and say “that’s ok”.com/blog . did you like them?” Optional: “You liked them? That’s cool. Most girls just laugh and giggle at which point you push things a bit further as above. All the other girls here bought me flowers.

Magnus 39 http://www.com/blog . you can ask how many cards she really got. but I got three.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. so I went up to all the girls I knew saying “Thanks for the card” until one of them owned up. Then the year before that I sent SIX but didn’t get any back. You’d be surprised at how many hot girls don’t get any.com/blog If she says “what? I didn’t send you a card!” then you can agree . or say they don’t.MakeSmallTalkSexy. After any of the above. Of course it was the one girl I really wasn’t at all interested in.“ah no… of course you didn’t… and you didn’t send me those chocolates either… and those flowers probably just started growing on my doorstep *wink*”. I tell them that one year I didn’t send any. Then one year I only got one.makesmalltalksexy. Most girls are in fits of giggles by this point.

Most people I bet just think about how they are going to have this great body and all. Then you can say.MakeSmallTalkSexy. How life is a lot like working out.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. Find out what her workout routine is and see if you’d like to share your workout time together.” Do NOT ask for the #. … “I’ve been thinking about something in particular lately whenever I workout. others think about how they are going to make their next million.com/blog . 40 http://www.com/blog Mystery’s gym opener (Mystery) “What you think about when you're working out?” “I’ve been watching you and you seem to really be thinking about things. What do YOU think about?” Then talk about how You've been thinking about the way the brain works.

com/blog Man Humor (larrythecaveman) (1). the bolt pinned him to the door. check this out... I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn't that AWESOME?!! Girls: (Disapproving laugh. I was shooting people with a crossbow.makesmalltalksexy. and the door was swinging open with him pinned to it.. and wiggling his feet in agony.. so he was hanging uprights like that.) Why can't you girls be more like men? Huh? Why can't you do cool things like US? Hey you.. One of the bad guys was very close to a wooden door. Isn't that AWESOME?! Girls: "Umm..com/blog ... no?" You guys don't know what's cool... I was playing X computer game the other day. so when I shot him. Girls.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 41 http://www. the blonde -I bet you can't even squish an empty beer can on your forehead! (2).

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. "What?" Then pull out your arm revealing a pack of MENTOS in your hand.com/blog Mentos (heilxmq) Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she says.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Plus it is fun as HELL to do.makesmalltalksexy. It always kills them if they have seen the commercial and it usually starts a conversation too.com/blog . 42 http://www.

..com/blog Mime (Authoritarianist) You: I need an opinion on something.) Her: (Leans in closer.. 43 http://www.add that after stowing the loot.com/blog .) You: When you see me doing my thing. By this time she should've been laughing her ass off.) You: I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.. Her: (Smile or Crack up. I have an edge on all the other mimes out there.makesmalltalksexy.you'll both streak through fancy museums all jacked up on Red Bull and ecstasy. (Kino on the elbow to get her attention. (pause + eye contact) I talk! Then go into how you're going to spirit her away to some exotic foreign capital where you will mime while she picks the pockets of onlooking tourists.. will you put a dollar (say "euro" if you want to appear well-traveled) in my hat? Her: I don't know are you any good? You: I'm the best...MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.

At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips.makesmalltalksexy. and then change to a happy face and said “come on. “I need to know”. I need your opinion on something.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. The danger of this opener is. I then put up the serious face again and said. Depends on how well you spin it. 44 http://www. “hey. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones. and then more will follow. tell me the secret to girls’ hearts. What I did was I made a very serious face and said “like this?” which cracked them up. they might give you advices to be AFC.” “I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. what would you like the guy to look like”. Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.com/blog BLIND DATE (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. I don’t really know how to dress to impress or act the right way” (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield) NOW some girl would just tell you “be yourself”… you should reply with C&F line or expression. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV).MakeSmallTalkSexy. If you were going on a blind date. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear.e. Is there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot. you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more. i. and how do I dress to impress. buy her flowers…blah blah blah.com/blog .

She dances to put her thru school but I don't know what to make of it. w/o any pressure of anything else. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job. you guys think it's a good idea to take self empowering classes? HB: Y/ no / whatever response Me: I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship...makesmalltalksexy.get this.. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironically lame. I'm just glad she's still in school. HB: What did she do? Me: Shes .brace yourself. And was thinking about taking a class. Bet you're in school aren't you? 45 http://www.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www...com/blog Self Empowering Class Opener (credit justincedible!) opener: Real quick. It is her life...MakeSmallTalkSexy. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize. To just go out and have a good conversation..an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology.. But my roommate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. 46 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you.com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.

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MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment 48 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .com/blog COMPLIMENT OPENER (Unknown) Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general.

PUA: Thanks my arms were getting tired. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm rests.com/blog Magic Trick PUA: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two set.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. 49 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.

She will crack up and answer you. but find the page that has “NEVER USE THESE LINES” on it. Your turn”.com/blog . It’s bright yellow and black. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. depending on how you do it. Break your “smooth” look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line “What’s your sign?”. Then I usually say “Wow… this works great. She will laugh again and probably answer.com/blog DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It puts her on the spot.makesmalltalksexy. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener. “So… come here often” in a super player voice. and you’re in.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I’ve done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. 50 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and keep the book open to that page. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play… the breaking up stuff is great. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?). She might start laughing.

THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Eyes opener Hey let me look at your eyes. If they are weak and far apart they tend to get sick often. and if they are tightly packed and strong they are a leader type of person. hmmmm.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . 51 http://www. they say that you can tell everything by someone’seyes. Let me look at your eyes. The small lines in someone’s eyes tell you how strong their constitution is.makesmalltalksexy.

com/blog . are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. I want to meet you guys. You have such a cute group dynamic going on.MakeSmallTalkSexy. And I’d like to get to know you. Hey.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I’d like to meet.com/blog DIRECT OPENERS (Unknown) Hi.makesmalltalksexy. I like you. What’s up? Where are you going? You’re cute. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women) 52 http://www.

do you think smiles are contagious?" and give her a big smile until she smiles back. "See I knew it they are! What's your name?" or Hey does coffee really stain your teeth? My friend drinks this coffee through a straw to keep his teeth white.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. "Do you believe in ghosts?" or Hi.com/blog .com/blog Coffee Shop Openers Ask. So I'd just like to say. but I'm drawing a blank.makesmalltalksexy.should we be worried? Cause I love coffee" 53 http://www. What's your name? or "Excuse me. I've been sitting her for the past ten minutes trying to think of some opening line to talk to you.MakeSmallTalkSexy. What do you think. my name is John and I think you're very beautiful.

makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .com/blog DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery) Hey guys. It’s a matter of life and death.MakeSmallTalkSexy. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life…. I need to get your opinion on something. and we need a woman’s perspective. Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows… 54 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. It’s very important.

makesmalltalksexy..com/blog .com/blog Mime College (Requiem_Knight) Hey guys. Do you get your BA in walking against the wind!!! 55 http://www. my friend wants to go to MIME College.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.how the hell do I convince him not to go??? I don't have a clue what to say!!! I didn't even know they had colleges for mimes..

com/blog DON’T TOUCH ME (David D.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. 56 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.

and if it’s really low she’s not feeling very sexual.MakeSmallTalkSexy. even if she doesn’t realize it. If it’s really tall.makesmalltalksexy. (Continue and 100% correct by the way). she wants hot sex.com/blog Shoes opener Hey they say you can tell the exact mood a girl is in by the length of the heel on her shoe. Hmmmm…. hey look her shoes! 57 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .

I think they’re looking for cocaine. just-got-done-laughing tonality. with funny.com/blog DRUG DEALER OPENER (Cajun) Used with a wing at night.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. “Hey. Another thing I’ve noticed is about 10 times a night I’ll get someone coming up to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette”… I don’t smoke but I’m seriously considering carrying around a pack… but not like regular cigarettes… like Virginia Slims 120s… then I’ll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he’ll be all like “WTF?” etc…” 58 http://www. I’ve done this where my wing will open with this and I’ll pipe in with “Since I’ve changed my look I get asked.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy. I need your opinion on something…does my friend here look like a drug dealer?” (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) “Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this… (cheap kino on girl) and asked. you got some E?’” Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesn’t look too straight-laced. ‘Hey man. “do I party” like all the time.

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it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round. blah) I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I KNOW that isn’t right! Then later in the night you can like reopen with “Dead or Alive…” This works with any one hit wonder 80s music. 60 http://www. etc…. help me out. I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember who sings it.com/blog . blah.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix) Hey guys.makesmalltalksexy.” who sings that??? (blah. round round.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. HB: Blabla. What do you suggest? HB: (Wants to answer..buy her flowers. give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother's day and I need a present.com/blog .) You interrupt: (C&F) But please. do a mini cold read or whatever. no mama's boy presents.. simple! 61 http://www.. You: Hey dork.I don't buy a present for my mother. You: Whaaaat? Oh you are a BAAAAAD GIRL! From here you can either spank her.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. I said NO MAMA'S BOY PRESENTS.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Mother's Day (Strike) You: Hey. Easy. right? HB: Blabla.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before … did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl’s eyes and smile? Then look into the chick’s eyes and smile. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don’t know what her natural hair color was.makesmalltalksexy. 62 http://www.com/blog ELVIS OPENER (Mystery) Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I’m not Cliff Claven.

I know what you're thinking.MakeSmallTalkSexy. They all want rides and you can always get a number close. "But I don't have a bike!" It's not a problem. "what do you ride?" (And she will) just pull back with a humble. What's up with that?" 63 http://www. When she asks.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Motorcycle (Lucky13) I need a female opinion. My buddy (put hand on wingman's shoulder) wants go get a bike (motorcycle). Could he get more chicks with a crotch rocket or Harley? BANG! Each girl has her opinion and at least one will answer directly to the wingman." Then switch to. "So girls jump on the back of strangers' bikes all the time. "Oh I'm just learning. while the others start asking what you ride.com/blog . but getting in a less lethal CAR with a stranger is 'dangerous'. I can't take you out yet.

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EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (unknown) “Hey guys, I need a female opinion… we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?” (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)… Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.

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FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend’s birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis’s were always alone. I couldn’t believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing “hunka hunka burnin’ love.”

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New Pet (herzog) Hey you guys, I need a female opinion...I want to get a pet, but I've got a bunch of criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don't want to have to clean up after it every day, it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends, but here's the thing...it needs to die within a year, because I don't want to commit to something for 15 years Or: But it has die within a year, because that's when I'm moving to Italy!

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and they cook for him and look after him and they don't ask anything from him." You: So what I can't figure out is this.com/blog No Job Three Girlfriends (Neo-Rio) You: Hey guys I'm trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. but you know. how is he able to do this? Maybe you ladies know because I'm stumped! Them: "Blah.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.) Well I think you might be right. no way. I think it's because he isn't really able to look after himself well. I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. What do you think about that? Them: "Blah. and play little miss detective. It doesn't matter. so women feel sorry for him and look after him. that's terrible blah.." So would you date someone like that? Them: "Blah. You can neg the women for being Nancy Drew if you like. what a jerk blah. See. if it's so terrible. Say one of them is a 40 year old lonely woman.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and another is an 23 year old party chick alcoholic.. Now. now that you mention it. you can describe any of the women and the guy any way you want. 67 http://www.com/blog ." (This part gets interesting because they may actually start to ask you stuff about the three women and the guy. However. he has three girlfriends and he takes turn staying at each of their houses.

MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!” then fire into your next routine… 68 http://www.com/blog KHAKI OPENER (Superfly) Hey.com/blog . “See. my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys. and most girls know this. and got into an argument…is khaki a color or a fabric?” The correct answer is that khaki is a color. You can go into. guys.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I was thinking it was a color.

How is that book of yours.MakeSmallTalkSexy. "I just can't find what I'm looking for.makesmalltalksexy. Shake your head and say. "I don't know… if I read it I think it would convert me to withcraft or wicca" or Excuse me.is it any good?" or Ask her "Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?" Whatever she answers playfully express concern.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Bookstore openers Pull out a random book from the shelf and open it: "Wow… cool… this book is so awesome… this is bad… this the shit… Is what you're reading as good as this? or Read a book nonchalantly next to the girl. do you know any good books on relationships? My friend wants to spice up her sex life… what you would recommend 69 http://www.

grabbing drinks out of their hands. poke her.makesmalltalksexy. lightly hip checking them. snapping bra straps.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls.com/blog . etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) 70 http://www. grabbing hats off heads. tap the opposite shoulder.

com/blog MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say. “Only one … don’t be greedy. “Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four.com/blog . Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. say… “PROOF! ESP does NOT exist!” Then start to laugh like this “Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP!” a good neg hit to start. you look like you finally got it … a 1 in 10 chance.makesmalltalksexy. tell them … I DON’T KNOW. but I’m French”. “Are all French girls as greedy as you?” 71 http://www. You hate magicians. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. This is NOT a trick. “Do you believe in ESP?” Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. you will be surprised HOW well you will do. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard … you are thinking of the number … 7.” This is a good NEG HIT. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls won't know this though) just say.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Just think it … now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. tell her. If she wants you to do this again. When they ask HOW. you reply.” Speaking of greedy … if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance … “and of course I don’t stake my reputation on mere chance. This time think of a different # from one to 10.” If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong.” (From Cheers) If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated. Don’t say it.” Whether you get it right or not reply. “Yes. tell her … “don’t be greedy now. I see the number … three. “really? Hmm… didn’t know that … thank you Cliff Claven.” If you got the first wrong and the second right. If she says. lets try this one more time. “Alright. Have you done that?” She says OK “What’s so neat about imagination is … we both have it … On the blackboard.MakeSmallTalkSexy.

step back.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www."So which one of you wants to get in bed with one of the band members?" Find out which band the girls wants to sleep with then tease her about it. What's your name?" or Walk up to the girl. narrow your eyes. stick up your hand and have her high five you.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog . step forward again. You can't just touch this for free. Say "You're awesome!" and do this to all the girls immediately around you. or To a group. the other drew blood with her nails! 72 http://www. and finally give her a big "HI" or My god! Did you see the two girls fighting outside the concert over the short guy? One pulling the other's hair. tilt your head. look her up and down once. "Hey that'll be $10 please. or If a girl accidentally bumps into you.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Concert Openers In a loud concert.

(Smile knowingly) Heck. I could get RAPED. Also… living with all those girls. I want to live there. we must HUNT”. and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden) I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).” 73 http://www. I’ll probably start *MY* period.makesmalltalksexy. Like *FOUR*.. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that’s why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now. *BUT*…. I have to live with FOUR girls.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators… (sexual predator routine stuff below). I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints. I’ll never get in the fucking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop.com/blog .

"So do you think I look better with my sunglasses on or off" Put them on "On" and then take them off "Off?" or It's a great that this park is here… so easy to just let go.com/blog .but I saw you walking by and I just had to come up and tell you. or Ask her. relax and forget about everything for awhile… what makes you feel that way?" or "Hey this might sound like a silly question.that you walk with.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. 74 http://www.makesmalltalksexy. "Hey.the most incredible energy! or Tell a girl walking by. I noticed something interesting about you…" Then don't tell her what it is but read her palm instead.but if you could be an animal in the park what kind of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start debating what the best animal would be.I know this may seem unusual.com/blog Openers for the park Hey.MakeSmallTalkSexy.

"Hey I noticed you have a Gucci watch. Y?" For example.makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. is that the new style?" "Hey I noticed you're drinking a Purple Hooter. are those any good?" 75 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .com/blog Notice (bobo_bobo) "Hey I noticed X.

(I put like a fun/playful face on). Here’s another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26 – I need your opinion. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? 76 http://www. 26 – Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB1 – (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever. Again? (Playful). Then I’d do it again (don’t know if this is a good idea. but I like them on too! You get the idea…it opens the group.makesmalltalksexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. but act goofy (make faces…whatever) Oh my god. HB2 – (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off.com/blog . 26 – My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on! HBs – (Responses: Yeah you do! / No). *Run with the rest of the opener above.I’d put them on and off again. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). what do you guys think?) . Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: .MakeSmallTalkSexy.Say to the girl who didn’t ask: Wow.com/blog GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix) Approach Girls 26 – Glasses off (take glasses off) 26 – Glasses on (put glasses on) 26 What do you guys think looks better? *HBs – (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) 26 – Glasses off (take off glasses) 26 – Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times) HB1 – I like them on! HB2 – I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing…I guess they think it’s funny that they have different opinions).

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Plant and Stare (Tyler Durden) Just walk up to girls and just stop. Like plant yourself in front of them. Give them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like you're about to do something cocky or thought of something funny you're about to say, and they start giggling. The key is to stop abruptly, and make the fun face, so they giggle. Then reach out to shake hands with them (introduce yourself to the HB8s and lower), and maybe do the spin move. Or just sit there until they giggle and say, "What?? Whaaaat??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???" Say "I can't tell you, we haven't known each other long enough". You can do this to girls at tables, and then wait until they start asking you questions. Then say "I can only stay 30 seconds" and sit down. Then stay as long as you want. You convey a lot of alpha "I'm not intimidated by you" characteristics by not even saying anything as your opener. Also, it's very playful if done properly. You can also just use this as a style to lead into any opener that you want by following the plant-and-stare with a standard opener. Make it a playful one though.

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I’M LOST (TylerDurden) I’m lost… I can’t find my friends and I’m scared… Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted… and you said ‘want to be my friend?’ Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?”

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Gym Openers "Excuse me, but I was curious- how to you keep in such a great shape? What's your secret?" They'll be happy to talk about themselves. or Position yourself as an expert on a weight machine next to hers. Start grunting like it's incredibly tough- with a smile. "Boy- I'm a little out of shape! What about you- workout often?" or With a playful smile say – "You know, you kind of look like that lady from Ms Fitness- I can't remember her name- hey maybe you are her- wow this sooo cool… a real celebrity. or Hey I need a female opinion- do you think guys look better in tight gym clothes that show off her bodies – or casual, loose clothes? or "Excuse me… I feel kind of foolish asking you this- but can you show me how this machine works?" Then strike up a conversation about the exercise form.

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MakeSmallTalkSexy..com/blog .makesmalltalksexy.com/blog INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. don’t be shy.... but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono… its not true!(Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on. to tell me how crazy I was… 80 http://www.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. Help! PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy. that guy is PERFECT for you .. NONONO. haha.let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No.

Another idea is to say the show will work. They'd bring this up or I would.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. You: I think it's like with Seinfeld? remember how George Castanza had a show and it bombed?? blah blah blah. I usually say: I like Joey. etc. Several times we got in to talking about how Kramer. He's gonna have his own show. but I don't think the show will work? blah blah blah)? HBs: (Most of them agree). 81 http://www. (Say how you think the show will do here. You: Ok.com/blog TV Show (26) This opener is outdated. (Pause here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch? Friends?? (Every chick North America watches this fucking show) HBs: Yeah. You: Yeah. but adaptable to current TV shows. You: Hey guys. Do you guys think it will do well? HBs: Yeah/No/Why are you asking this? (Yes. well you know it's their final season right? (Keep talking here? you don't need their answer) well did you know Joey is gonna have his own show after this season of Friends? HBs: Yeah/No/Really. I had a couple say the last one? and to me? who cares if they say this? it weeds out those who I don't want to talk with that much quicker). Elaine and George all had shows after Seinfeld and how they all tanked.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . You: It's gonna have the same time slot that Friends has now. He's gonna be the main guy.MakeSmallTalkSexy.

com/blog Undies (XMander) Victoria Secrets. Which would you rather receive. you agree with them.) Ok she's a bit smaller than you. PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here.) HBs: Blah blah. I'm helping my friend shop for his girlfriend for their anniversary.makesmalltalksexy. the boyshorts or the thong.MakeSmallTalkSexy.) OK now we just need to figure out what size to get. (Look the target up and down like you are judging her.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. you have to come off as completely comfortable with it.) See (WINGMAN). that's what I said. (Doesn't matter which they say. pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong. What size do you where? 82 http://www.com/blog . (Holding up each as they are recited. Immediately approach.) PUA: (Whichever one the non-targets say. and he's completely helpless. (Confident body language is required here. I mean you are holding very sexual objects.

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Have you ever noticed that?" or Pick up a sensation tabloid and playfully say "Oh my god. 84 http://www. It's totally delicious.the end of days is upon us? Did you hear about this? Smile and ask her hat she'll do with her last day on earth. you can often tell how heavy someone will be by the food in their cart.com/blog Grocery Store Openers In the aisle tell a fit looking woman. say with your side to her "If you were a cereal what cereal would you be?" She'll laugh or Don't eat that… my friend hated it… If you want one that's really good. Do you have any recommendations which of these cereals are best?" or In check-out tell the woman. "I'm trying to get on a new low carb diet.makesmalltalksexy. "You know.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. try this one. or Standing in front of a particular food product.com/blog .

..com/blog . we are too similar. TD) “Aww . and the next moment.MakeSmallTalkSexy. we would be SO IN LOVE.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. makeup sex.. make up sex. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!” 85 http://www. and then fight.you are soo cute. we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things. fight. IMAGINE..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji..

com/blog Mall Openers Hey. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that. or Hi girls. I need an opinion. You can be my biatch. can you tell me where the JC Penney is at? Yeah.what do you think would look better on me.com/blog .yeah like playa pimp. I'm looking for a gift for my little sister. 86 http://www. Actually.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. I was at Saks today. this or this? or In a clothing store: Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling."Wow this would look so awesome on me. and there were $600 shirts. do you think its classy or try hard. have you got any good ideas? or In a clothing store: hey I need a female opinion.

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What do you all recommend? Then tease her on whatever she suggests. they won't object to you sitting down.com/blog Restaurant Openers For a group sitting down say.MakeSmallTalkSexy.what are the lamest pick-up lines you've ever heard? Then start using them on the girls.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I need a female opinion… how do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on the subway diet just like Jared."Guys.by using a time constraint.makesmalltalksexy. 88 http://www.com/blog . I only have a minute but need an opinion" then sit down straight away. or All in a joking tone. No really is this place low fat? or To across the table: "Hey I've never eaten here before. we need a female opinion. "Hey. or To across the table: "Hey girls.

) You're lying.. add "?even if was a really NICE wheelchair?" What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel? You know with bits falling off it.! Y'know state of the art. throw inIf it was an electric wheel chair would you steal it while he slept.....MakeSmallTalkSexy. What if he got worse and fell into LIFE SUPPORT.) "Who lies more..like it even had like.." (Bust on her response. If it was rusty would it come between you both? What if the guy was suddenly cured by Jesus... would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: "Yes.. of course...would you stay with him.even if it was a really NICE life support system..you could go on a mini adventure... If the conversation hits a dead end..video games on it to keep your interest in case he slipped into a coma for ages? If she interrupts during sarge: (Cold read) You talk a lot! 'Cos that would be really handy if he was on life support..and take it for a joyride? Would you let him roll up and take you for a spin? It would be so much fun.com/blog Wheelchair (Unknown) Hey guys......would you lose interest? You can keep stacking cocky and funny responses..com/blog ...guys or girls?" 89 http://www. you're pretending to be NICE girls..makesmalltalksexy.you could tell him EVERYTHING and he'd never be able to reply! (Transition to another Opener. If they pause...THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.

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) You check her out then make a face like you aren’t happy with what you see. the exact wording I used to open Schematic’s HB9 on Saturday night. Then you hold your hands out like you’re judging her style. in fact.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Now. look her over.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and give her a thumbs up. bust her for messing it up. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. I’ll call her later.com/blog . of course making sure to keep your BL under control. Oh well. You walk up. etc.com/blog PRIMP OPENER (Harmless) First. If she touches her hat. 91 http://www. “NOW you’re a SUPERSTAR!” Continue with push/pull if you wish… “But wait…” and twist the hat back the other way. Bad schematic. You move in SLOWLY. and promenade her around the club. lean back. shirt. so this works in the loudest clubs. here is the frame you’re using for this opener: “You’re CUTE… but I’m going to make you a ROCKSTAR!” This is.makesmalltalksexy. etc. Best if it’s upper body or head) and PRIMP it. (He should have gotten more. pick some article of clothing (hat. Tell her she’s allowed to be seen with you now. (Shoulders away. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. back away. Maybe) You don’t even need to say anything to open.

Such as: ‘a woman should never call a man.com/blog .' Is that effective?" The conversation can moved in other directions concerning relationships. 92 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog The Rules (David Shade) In a bookstore reading The Rules.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.makesmalltalksexy. "Excuse me!" Her: "Yes?" You: "Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women.

Then go into the whole “Ok. walk up and ask. you get to be my sugar mama. then. But hmm….makesmalltalksexy. Pretty fun and opens easily. who is the best cook?” routine.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. which I think TD came up with. it’s just a variation on “Are you rich?”. “Which one of you is the richest?”. 93 http://www. we need someone to cook for us.MakeSmallTalkSexy. TD) Came up with this one the other night at a club.com/blog RICH OPENER (Herbal.com/blog . To give credit where credit is due. When opening a set.

my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . What would you do if you were him?” 94 http://www. “Hey. but he won’t find out whom until he’s live on the set.com/blog RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method) This one is used to wing your buddy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. especially if he’s in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. So maybe it’ll be someone cute. it might even be a guy. They told him he’s got an admirer. but maybe not.makesmalltalksexy.

makesmalltalksexy. "Do you like apple juice?" Whether they say yes or no you can just go into what I call the "Sale of the Century Theory".THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www." If you SELL it.and your hands look a little stiff at the moment too. 95 http://www..com/blog . DHV. goddam it it can cure arthritis. "Sale of the Century" theory states that as long as you sell the opener and then follow it with some crazy fact it can both open.. Continue the conversation past the question by just chucking in random (even bullshitted) facts. let's go get you some apple juice.com/blog Sale of the Century (T) You can open any set if you SELL it. and provide ample reason to venue change. Really act it out.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Open sets with total stupidities like. Example: "How can you not like apple juice. enthusiasm is contagious. be enthusiastic (but don't look like a psycho) 90% they will come and get "apple juice" (or whatever) with you.

”) -or“She has a boyfriend!” Your immediate reply would be “He doesn’t care about that.” (They also sometimes say “But he’s only known her a few months. I wouldn’t do that on a guy I just met. especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. He’s busy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. He just doesn’t want her deleting his pics! :)” 96 http://www. and didn’t want him to have them. My friend met this girl in Seattle.” The girls will either say: “It’s totally natural. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week. He takes a few pictures of them together.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. He goes to her and says ‘Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?’ She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures. and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that. I hate it when pictures make me look bad. over the next week. Some of them they’re just hanging out. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. and he even hung out with her in L. and they really hit it off. I need an opinion. and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing. and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. and they’re out on a walk. the next morning he wakes up. Like really cute ones with them together. He looks at the pictures.makesmalltalksexy.A.com/blog SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden) “Hey guys. and checks his camera. They wound up hooking up on the first night.com/blog . Anyway.

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or "take the technical challenge. and I couldn't remember the name. 98 http://www.. yeah..makesmalltalksexy. did you watch Nickelodeon when you were younger ..com/blog Technical Challenge (kmac) You: (With a little energy) Excuse me. You: There was a show where the people hit a buzzer and they could either answer the question..com/blog ." ...THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Do you know the name of the show? Anchor: I heard "technical challenge" today. ever? HB: (Sometimes with WTF look) Uh .

makesmalltalksexy.com/blog SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch) Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer.MakeSmallTalkSexy. At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. 99 http://www.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

blah. its Jesus!” if its a mixed set. you use it on the guy: “if there’s one guy to be gay with. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him? (blah.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt) This may sound like a weird question. blah) “if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. its Jesus!” 100 http://www.

the strange thing is.MakeSmallTalkSexy.” in which case you reply “No. And now. he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell.” (Here the woman might say “Sure. he can’t stop thinking of her. but if the conversation needs to be kept going. because she wasn’t really his type.com/blog SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method) “Do you think spells work?” Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab. really!” and touch her arm or waist.) “Anyway. the follow-up routine is: “The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . Well. he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Do you think it’s the spell or just psychological?” 101 http://www. she hung out at his house and after she left.makesmalltalksexy. He wasn’t interested in her sexually.

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Thug Lovin (Jlaix) Hey guys. I'm doing a poll. Which is superior... which do the ladies prefer more... THUG LOVIN'? or... GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin is more like a hobby. But my other girlfriend said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin, the dude is hard, but when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah...

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TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here’s the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no don’t let her do it) See that’s the problem she’s really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake?

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Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates.com/blog TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful. Which do you pick? (It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this) 106 http://www. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Again. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met. One makes you laugh more than anyone you’ve ever met.makesmalltalksexy. physically. they are absoutely identical.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Which one do you pick? Same scenario. the two guys are identical. desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. The other is an incredible dancer.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. He would always complain that he couln’t get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet.makesmalltalksexy. The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones… like… “Its your baby!” 107 http://www. I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??………. People used to call him ‘Twinkle Toes’!” They usually ask if it’s me or my wing and I just bust out with “Nawwww…I’m DINKY PENIS!” WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog .com/blog WEBBED FEET (Nilatak) “Hey guys… would you date a guy with webbed feet??” “I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet.

com/blog . something good will happen to you. I need a female opinion. or do girls just like jerks? 108 http://www. So in the end of the evening they both got into a fight. Do you believe in karma? If you don't know.. OK. some things happened to one of my friends.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. arrived in the middle of the party. but I can stay some time .com/blog Karma (Slimijs) Hey guys. And now I don't understand. who was a little bit pissed. and so I'm starting to believe that there really is something similar to karma..makesmalltalksexy. Karma is a belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If you do something good.MakeSmallTalkSexy. and vice versa. And of course there was alcohol involved. And some weeks back there's another party happening. So you can predict what happens and they hook up and are in love. So one of my friends is invited to the party and so is the other friend's sister. I'm actually with my friends here. Either that is karma. So one of my friends was throwing a party. So this other friend. and are sworn enemies now. Listen to what happened to him.

Style 109 http://www. maybe a little more ado).” you can bust on them for having a double-standard etc. is it cheating? GROUP: Yeah.com/blog 2 Part kiss opener (Neil Strauss) So. and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun. I humbly present for your consideration…The Two-Part Kiss Opener.com/blog . Now. PUA: Hey guys. And she likes to go out and get drunk and make out with girls. And I’ll tell you why I’m asking in a second: If she goes out and gets drunk and makes out with a GIRL for fun. It’s a nice change of pace for those who love Jealous Girlfriend but are tired of it. So we were trying to figure out who was right. we’re having a debate and need a quick opinion on something. PUA: Okay.) PUA: Okay. which you will have to soon cut off and move into your next piece of material because they will go on and on about this and stale the topic and convo) Enjoy. If a guy is dating a girl. She says it isn’t. GROUP: (discussion ensues. So here’s the real question. without further ado (okay. but if any guys say “no. Interesting.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. some guys might be into that.makesmalltalksexy. that makes sense. but it pisses him off and he thinks it’s cheating. The reason I’m asking is because my friend over there has been dating this girl.MakeSmallTalkSexy. it’s cheating. is it cheating? GROUP: (the responses will vary. Report back on your results.

com/blog Do I Look Gay? (AceOfHeartSS) Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude... "I need your honest opinion on something..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www..MakeSmallTalkSexy.do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust out laughing when you ask this. 110 http://www.Because something really funny just happened.com/blog . this dude was hitting on me in another bar!" Better to use this with a wing and change it to "Does MY FRIEND look gay?" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect. ". The person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny and even flattering.makesmalltalksexy.

include some alcohol into the game if you want. I've gotten some interesting ideas from a few people and I came up with a couple of my own. If you're at a bar. You can also switch threads to tell them DHV stories about some things you and your friends have done before. y'all are women. If the target comes up with a really embarrassing dare. Y'all better be careful around her. I noticed that the best dares come from intelligent women 'cause y'all are more in touch with your emotional side. 111 http://www. This will also lead you into other games you can play to escalate the comfort and kino. You can even throw one out all of a sudden later on if you run out of other things to talk about." You can turn this whole thing into a game of truth or dare with them.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. have you ever known anyone who lost a bet and had to do a dare? (Throw in an FTC. you can neg her by telling her friends "Whoa! She's vicious. either related to bets or just regular DHV stories you like to use.) Okay.makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. What do you guys think are some really funny ones? Come up with a list of dares you can describe to them throughout the conversation. You'll probably have some great answers to this question I have. Well first of all.com/blog Embarrassing Dare (DeVill) Hey. For example. (list 2 or 3 dares). Well I have this bet going with a friend of mine (use whatever bet suits you). and the winner gets to choose an embarrassing dare that the the loser has to do.

I need a female opinion. I’m not talking an 8×10. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister… 112 http://www. has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall.makesmalltalksexy. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah. blah) Get this… my roommate’s little sister.com/blog David Bowie Opener (Tyler Durden) Hey guys.com/blog . blah. I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. she’s 7 and half years old.

Most of the time. Occasionally.”how can I pick up girls?” Read the opener below and then do yourself a favor and check out his book “The Art of Approaching” by clicking here. while you’re fueling up your car. But this gives you the opportunity to segue into something they do know a lot about and BOOM! You’ve got a conversation going.com/blog The “Gas” Open (Joseph Mathews) Thundercat is the man with coming up with great ways to approach women. offer this advice. All sorts of dirt and grime accumulate at the bottom of your gas tank. and most women don’t know this little trick. That’s the real key to making Advice Openers work. So if you are asking yourself .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and if you go past the ¼ mark. Do you know a lot about cars?” This is actually good advice when it comes to vehicle maintenance. If it looks like she’s filling up her tank.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 113 http://www. you should never let your gas gauge fall below ¼ of a tank. women won’t know a lot about the subject. so it’s not worthless advice.makesmalltalksexy. I take a read on the situation. I’ll see how much she’s spending on gas. you are putting all that dirt and grime into your engine. I’ve used this one at gas stations with some success.com/blog . you’ll see a rather attractive woman doing so nearby. If this is the situation. I’ll usually call out: “Hey. But also notice that this piece of advice is also something the woman can realistically do. and then engage the girl by asking her about her knowledge of cars. It’ll save you lots of money in the long run on car repairs. If you notice. you know.

“Hey guys. that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club.MakeSmallTalkSexy. it is me. and the resolution is one where you open up further conversation about relationships. who teaches men how to pick-up women in his live infield workshop. a few days later. you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend.makesmalltalksexy. my friend was so depressed. funny Opener that deals with the kind of relationship faux-pas many girls love to talk about. and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers. And while she was gone.net. and she finds this girl’s thong panties under the bed. the girls will even think you’re talking about yourself! To which you can reply shyly “Yeah. You can find out more about BadBoy at his website www. or if she really is into this or not. something women love to talk about. So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely… MISERABLE!” (Next. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him. They’ve been dating each other for six months now.playboylifestyle. But it’s STRICTLY a comfort thing. use this Resolution) “So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened. Sometimes. What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship? Or do you think some things should remain hidden. Anyway. okay?” 114 http://www. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago. even if it means being miserable?” This is a pretty funny story. and she went to visit her mother to cool down. and my friend really loves her. but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear women’s underwear around the house. It’s a good. and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear.com/blog The “G-String” Opener (Badboy) I got this one from Croatian Pick-Up Artist BadBoy. So she confronts my friend on this.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. his girlfriend comes back.

get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. praise her for being a good puppy. just a genuine comment.) 115 http://www.com/blog . For the clueless. it is obvious that you are the prize. “Wear your hair open”. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s) This sets an interesting frame. or just fix their clothes.makesmalltalksexy. “open that up one more button”. first of all. tell her what would look amazing on her. it’s easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. whatever you want. you are teaching her how to please you. This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything. From there.com/blog Fashion Tip Opener (Joseph Mathews) Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. Second. that you have standards and that you know what you want. if she reacts well.MakeSmallTalkSexy. Women love the idea of seducing you.

. using all the usual stuff. we were just at Saks today.. When chicks see guys wearing 6-bill shirts like that.makesmalltalksexy. do they think its classy or try-hard? (That's the skeleton.MakeSmallTalkSexy.com/blog Expensive Clothes (Unknown) Hey guys. obviously use your own speaking mannerisms. Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them.com/blog .THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. and there were all these $600 collared tee-shirts. I need a female opinion.) 116 http://www.

it’s always the same story. I mean. pretend to call someone and have a fictitious (short) conversation. there’s one in front of me.makesmalltalksexy. which you could use to pretend the phone is ringing. OK. and start your stopwatch.” If you have anything you can add leave it as a comment. at least I appreciate the fact that she has a LOT of self-control. And she hasn’t even yet started a conversation! Ok. The great thing about this method is you can have a cheat-sheet listing all the patterns right there in front of you. Then hang up. Let me remind you the rate for this call is 80 cents a minute. yeaaah.com/blog Cell Phone Approach/Opener (Unknown) ASF: “You’re on a bus. Start to comment about the conversation with the HB. and you know what the worst is? She’s shy. well damn:)” ASF: “Some phones have a ringer test or a ringer volume control. You can never have too much artillery! 117 http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy. She’s been looking at me for 10 min. sitting next to a HB and there’s no good excuse to start talking… Take your mobile/cellular phone.com/blog . Then you launch into a phonesex conversation like as if you’re selling phone sex. girls keep ogling at me. Then you ask “First you gotta give me your ID number.” ASF: “Err… make sure to disable your phone so that it doesn’t ring when you pretend you’re using it :)” ASF: “You look her in the eyes and say to your fictitious friend “Yeah. she has not felt me up so far.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. you’re at whatever subject you chose. The beauty of the thing is: you get to CHOOSE the subject of the conversation on the phone… so when you start talking to the HB. … Yeah she’s shy.” And you look up the number in a book or whatever.” If she doesn’t laugh HERE.

so this conversation can last a long time. But they’re 70’s. We need a female name. Here are a few of the options you can talk to them about: “I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one. so that won’t work at all. but they’re rock n’ roll hairband style. Then use the times your target’s think about names to engage them in some other respect. and then disqualifying those options. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo. because the Pug dog is a male and the Beagle dog is a female.” “Maybe Axel and Slash would be good. plus one of the dogs is a female. Plus. a Pug dog. That’s more of a Jack Russel Terrier name.com/blog The “80’s Dog” Opener (Style) “Hey guys. This can be a fun Opener to do and can really open the doors to further conversation if you play it right.” “Milli Vanilli was a thought. Milli doesn’t fit a Pug or a Beagle.” And no matter what option your targets present you. 118 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog . The real sneaky thing here is that there are no well-known 80’s pop duos. but those are both guy names. and that allows you to segue into a deeper conversation. but I can’t for the life of me think of a good one. and a Beagle dog.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. not 80’s. Do you guys have any ideas?” The game here is to keep presenting options to the group.MakeSmallTalkSexy. I need a quick opinion about something. find a way to disqualify it. My friend just got two dogs. so that won’t work.

but you fell for it hard.MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy. then offer their name.) You have the right to remain silent.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . (Take her by the forearms.) Anything you say can and will be fucking hilarious. are you? (They usually say no. (Turn her around... You're not Susan Jensen. If they don't offer their name simply ask.) Oh. You're under arrest. "What's your name?" Try to get the first and last name. because I'm not a police officer.com/blog Arrest (Vincent Chase) Excuse me. 119 http://www. in that case.

Basically. This is also best to use in low-key settings with solitary targets (for example.com/blog . and say the following… (Shake your head in an exasperated way) “Hey.” You may have a delayed reaction from this one. you’re value will be raised in their eyes because it’s “smart humor. which will help validate them and open them up for further conversation. but once people get the joke. let me tell you something about good looking people… we’re not well liked.com/blog The “Good-Looking People” Opener (Joseph Mathews) This Opener works well if you’re not a “conventionally” good looking person and your target is quite good looking. standing in line).” And the fact that your target got the joke will make them feel like they are on your level of intelligence.MakeSmallTalkSexy.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. you walk up to your target. 120 http://www.makesmalltalksexy.

“see how far apart we are? That’s how far I was from the bear. Oh yeah. If a girl is alone reading you can throw the Frisbee right by her and say. I’m the big scary bear. We have to be further apart. Come on. Here. “Here. “You know. Bean me.”) 121 http://www. catch. catch. grrrrrr. Im the bear. Try come on.makesmalltalksexy. Convey to women that you are ‘active’. Carry it with you in your bag. Lets play Frisbee. “umm … could you get that for me?” Then do it again: “umm … could you get that one more time?” Then do it AGAIN and say. I’ve been such a city-boy lately that just playing Frisbee has been such an incredible escape. “you know what? If you were to put that book down it sure would make our little game of Frisbee more fun.” This is a good opener when you come across two or more girls too. Come. Catch.com/blog Frisbee Opener (Mystery) Get a really cool Frisbee.” You will be surprised at how a Frisbee can be a great prop for initiating chat with a woman in outdoor situations. Right here. If you are in a park or at the beach you can pull out the Frisbee and yell to a girl (with a playful smile). That is an attractive quality.MakeSmallTalkSexy. beaned him right in the head and out cold he went.” Then immediately go into a routine (such as the bear routine: talking about the bear you came across while hiking . Imagine a girl is walking along the street and you want to meet her. (Facetiously) No really.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog . You pull out the Frisbee and get her attention. Can you imagine? And do you know what I did? I took this Frisbee and knocked him out with it. “Here.” Do that a couple of times and then say as you are throwing.

." (No one has said no yet. 122 http://www.com/blog ..THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www..) Yeah. so thanks for helping me out.makesmalltalksexy.com/blog Avoiding Someone (Foucault) So you know when you're at a party and someone you're avoiding shows up.and you have to look completely enthralled in conversation to keep them from talking to you? Her: "Oh totally..MakeSmallTalkSexy.

” Pretend to pull the gummy worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off. it’s a book worm. smile and say. Walk up next to her.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Book Store Opener (Mystery) Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. 123 http://www. “Can I see your book for a sec? Look at this.com/blog .MakeSmallTalkSexy.makesmalltalksexy.

MakeSmallTalkSexy. Could you do me a favor?” Wait for her to respond. Have you noticed … that pictures with people looking at the camera are not nearly as interesting as action shots? Well. “you of course DO know how to use a camera … yes?” MUST transition to a good story right away like this.com/blog . “Hi. They will usually think you are hitting on them at which point you say. “Thanks. Give her a playful additional neg by saying.makesmalltalksexy. what sort of action shot should we take?” 124 http://www. “could you take a picture of my friend and I?” Good subtle neg.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com/blog Picture Opener (Mystery) Walk up to this 10 and say.

makesmalltalksexy.MakeSmallTalkSexy. ex-girlfriend.com/blog Bi-Girl You: Hey guys. What do you think about that? Additional FREE Resources Make Small Talk Sexy Blog: http://www. real quick. It was no big deal until he realized that they share a former ex.makesmalltalksexy.well it goes a bit deeper. Can a straight guy date a bi girl? Girls: Blah Blah Blah..com/blog . So essentially he's dating his ex-girlfriend's.com/blog Make Small Talk Sexy Videos: http://www.tsbmag.youtube. you see my buddy Phil has been dating this girl and yes it turns out she's bi.com/makesmalltalksexy TSB Magazine: http://www. I need to ask an opinion.. You: Hmm.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.com 125 http://www.

” . may I call you sally? you can call me Mr. poo-pee pants. would you like some candy?” “You have an interesting figure. your mommy couldn’t make it this afternoon.com/blog Mystery Openers What’s your name? Oh.you’ll make me late for work” 126 http://www.good if the babe is a 10! “shh! people can see us!” “You drank too much last night didn’t you?” Waiting for the subway . she asked me to pick you up and take you home.great is the girl is a 10! “If I follow you home.com/blog . will you keep me?” “So how do you like me so far?” “The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www.MakeSmallTalkSexy.“don’t fall onto the tracks .” “Hello Suzy.” . my that’s a pretty dress.makesmalltalksexy.

and just about anything else that a guy ought to know. dating. sex.com/blog . fashion. inner game.MakeSmallTalkSexy. 127 http://www.com/blog Pickup Resources Websites Great Seducer: Collection of downloadable podcasts with the world's top pickup artists. Books Social Superstar: A collection of Bobby Rio's most famous articles in paperback form.THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF OPENERS Http://www. TSB Magazine: Modern Men's online magazine featuring articles on pickup.makesmalltalksexy.

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