You are on page 1of 16
Monster Mohel Written and Edited by Matthew Hess FORESKIN MAN, Vol. 1, No. 2 Published by MGMbill Comics. © 2010 MGMbil1.org. Story and Char BENEATH THE MUSELIM OF GENITAL INTEGRITY IN SAN DIEGO, MILES HASTWICK PREPARES FOR AN AFTERNOON SEA EXCURSION TO THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR THE INTACTIVIST ALERT IS PICKED uP BY THE MUSEUM'S CENTRAL COMPUTER. THIS IS AMANDA PAGAN WITH BREAKING NEWS. aaa OFFICIALS AT SAN DIEGO GENERAL AND SEVERAL OTHER LOCAL HOSPITALS ARE REPORTING THAT ALL THEIR CIRCUMSTRAINTS WERE STOLEN SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT. POLICE DETECTIVES HAVE YET TO COMMENT, BUT SIMILAR HEISTS IN SAN FRANCISCO AND LOS ANGELES LEAVE LITTLE DOUBT THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE INTACTIVIST UNDERGROUND, WHO APPARENTLY HAVE MADE THEIR Way SOUTH TO SAN DIEGO. WE'LL BRING YOU MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS. THIS IS VERY UNEXPECTED. T HAVE A FEELING THINGS ARE GOING TO A BE PRETTY INTERESTING AROUND HERE FOR PN THE NEXT FEW w & yg RE TS Be ER 23 & 6 ES JO I BELIEVE SOMEONE ORDERED A PINA COLADA? AS HORRIBLE AS IT 1S IT WILL NO DOUBT BECOME ONE OF OU MosT| WITH MY SISTER, BUT NOW THAT TALKED ABOUT Exuigits. \EVERYTHING HAS WORKED OUT, I THINK TILL GO. COME, SARAH. PINK THAT WE'LL BE LET'S FORMALLY SKIPPING THE WELCOME OUR CIRCUMCISION. GUESTS. SOMETHING T voe= (> ~ $017? _ - BETWEEN YOU AND _ THE CREEPS. 7” TRIED TO TALK SARAH OUT OF MARRYING HIM, BLT WHEN SHE FOLIND: OUT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH | _ GLICK, THERE WAS SUIST NO GETTING THROUGH TO HER. AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO CELEBRATE THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY. MONSTER MOHEL! HE HAS HIS GOONS WITH HIM, WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. YOU DOING HERE? WE TOLD YOU. WE DIDN'T WANT YOu HERE! CORRECTION, SARAH. YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT ME HERE. BUT JETHRO AND I HAVE OTHER PLANS FOR GLICK. NOW HAND HIM OVER, PLEASE. SETHRO, WHAT IS HE ‘SAYING? OH, PLEASE SARAH. DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO DEPRIVE OUR SON OF His JEWISH HERITAGE? OY auc wi oe ( 4 [ciRCUMCISED THE YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. AND THAT'S THAT. SIORAH! ROUND UP THE GUESTS AND TAKE THEM upstairs. IT'$ NOT YouR DECISION TO YERIK AND I WILL CARRY OUT THE HOLY HANG IN THERE,’ SSS BRING THE CHILD INTO THE LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE? setHRo, SINCE veri is VI PREDISPOSED 5 WITH YOUR q ADORABLE WIFE; I'LL NEED YOU TO HOLD GLICK DOWN WHILE I MAKE THE SACRED PRAISED BE THOU, OUR GOD, KING OF THE UNIVERSE, WHO HAST COMMANDED ME TO. CIRCUMCISE THIS CHILD IN AND THANK THEE, © LORD, FOR THE THAT'S IT, MONSTER. KEEP BABBLING. S ey mae your SACRIFICE TO 600, GLICK. IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT FORESKIN MAN AND THE INTACTIVIST UNDERGROUND WOULD CROSS PATHS... STOLEN cigcumstranrs [7) PX HAD BEEN IN PREPARATION FOR gee THIS MOMENT, THE AX AS