EVERYTHING
THEY TOLD YOU IS WRONG
AN ANXIETY CULTURE ANTHOLOGY
How to Build Your Own Personal Media empire

Everything They Told You is Wrong, by Brian Dean, published by Anxiety Culture Publications, October 2002, © Brian Dean. For further information click: www.anxietyculture.com

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CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION ....................................10
HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN PERSONAL MEDIA EMPIRE ...................... 10

PART ONE: DIY MEDIA ...................... 12
ELECTRONIC PAMPHLETEERING ................13
ISOLATION ............................................. 15 WORK AND ORIGINAL SIN ......................... 15 ORIGINAL SIN AND TECHNOPHOBIA .............. 16 I’M NO GOOD ........................................ 16 TWO CLICHÉS ........................................ 17 THE “FREE MARKET” AND THE “NEW AGE” ... 17 THE COST OF LIVING ............................... 18 LAW OF THE JUNGLE ............................... 18 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 1 ............... 19 INDULGE LAZINESS OR SUFFER APATHY ........ 21 INTERNAL RESISTANCE .............................. 21 TEETH GRINDING .................................... 21 INTERNAL DISTRACTION ............................. 22 HIT SQUADS .......................................... 22
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INSIDIOUS STRESS ................................... 23 LABOUR SAVING ..................................... 24 SERIOUS BREAKFAST ............................... 25 WORK ETHIC LAZINESS ............................ 25 EVIL EVERYWHERE SYNDROME ................... 26 FEAR OF TECHNOLOGY ............................. 27 ECONOMICS AND PSYCHOLOGY .................... 28 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 2 ............... 30 STARVING ARTISTS .................................. 30 REWARDS OF THE MARKET ........................ 30 DEFINITION OF A GENUINE ARTIST IN A MARKET ECONOMY ......................... 30 CONTRADICTIONS .................................... 31 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 3 ............... 32 GORE, BUSH AND NADER ......................... 33 ECONOMIC CONTRADICTION ....................... 34 NOBODY IS INTELLECTUALLY IMMUNE ............ 34 YOUR VALUE HIERARCHY .......................... 35 CRAP MANAGERS .................................... 36 HUMAN RIGHTS ...................................... 37 DESTRUCTIVE SELF-PRESERVATION .............. 38 PRETEND FREE ENTERPRISE ...................... 39 USURY ................................................. 40 “RECESSION” ......................................... 40 TRICKLE-UP FEAR .................................. 41
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................... 50 GUILT COMPLEX ... 59 FAMILY SELF-INTEREST ............................. 52 DECONSTRUCTING CRAP TV REPORTING ....................................... 60 ARGUING WITH ILL-INTENTIONED FOOLS ................. 53 VIRTUAL HUMAN CONTACT . 54 MANAGERS WANT TO WORK LESS ........... 43 MORAL ARGUMENTS OF ANTI-CONSUMERISM ............ 48 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO............................................................................. 47 DOCTORS ON DRUGS .................................... 49 CONFUSING “SIMPLICITY” WITH POVERTY ... 42 INVISIBLE POVERTY ................ 63 5 ......................... 56 A “CHRISTIAN” PARABLE ... 62 TWO TYPES OF SELF-RELIANCE ........ 55 A MODEST PROPOSAL ...Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WORK AND COMPETITION ................... 4 ......................... 48 PERENNIAL FEARS ................... 54 THE WRONG HUMAN RIGHTS? ...... 57 SPECULATIVE ECONOMICS ....................................................... 45 THE REAL BIO-TERRORISTS .............................. 61 ARGUING WITH WELL-INTENTIONED FOOLS ........... 50 THE SECRET OF SUCCESS ............ 41 OBSTACLES TO CHANGE ............................. 44 PITY ............ 53 POLITICAL HUMOUR .................................................. 51 NEWSPAPERS ATTACK THE IDLE .....

65 WRITING TO NEWSPAPERS .............................................. 72 THE SUN ............66 NEWS OF THE WORLD .................................................................................................... 71 FORTEAN TIMES (2)................................................. 75 RADIO TIMES (2) ......NET ........... 68 RADIO TIMES ...... 73 THE GUARDIAN ............................... 63 WHO PAYS? .. 73 THE CHRONICLE .............................Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WATCH OUT! ..................................................... 79 THE GUARDIAN (3) .................................................................... 80 THE SUN (2) ...... 74 THE GUARDIAN (2) ...... 68 FORTEAN TIMES . 69 .............. 76 THE IDLER ................................................ 71 THE INDEPENDENT ............ 82 6 ................................................................................................ 70 FINANCIAL TIMES . 79 BBC RADIO 4 PM NEWS ......................................................... 77 THE INDEPENDENT (2) .... 64 PART TWO: PUBLISHED LETTERS ...............................................................................

.......... 82 THE GUARDIAN (4) ..............................89 INTERVIEW WITH THE FACE ................. 88 BBC RADIO WALES INTERVIEW ..................................Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE SUN (3) ...................................... 83 THE INDEPENDENT .......................................... 114 PART FOUR: BL~ISS BULLETIN OF LEISURE ........... 83 BBC RADIO 4 TODAY (ONLINE) .............. 121 7 .......................95 INTERVIEW WITH THE INDEPENDENT .......................... 82 THE DAILY EXPRESS & THE INDEPENDENT ............................... 85 PART THREE: INTERVIEWS .. 84 ..................................................................... 120 THE END OF WORK .............................. 84 LOCAL NEWSPAPERS ...NET (2) ........... 109 CHANNEL 4: “FRONTAL” ....................... 107 BASIC INCOME FORUM ............... 118 FAKE ORGANISATIONS ....... 119 BL~ISS ........

.................... 130 NO SHORTAGE OF ALTERNATIVES ......................... 130 GUARANTEED INCOME ........ 136 STAMP SCRIP .......................................................... 132 NEGATIVE INCOME TAX .......................... 130 BASIC INCOME .................... 133 WILLINGNESS TO WORK? .............Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FUTURE HISTORY OF THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR .............................................. 137 THE DIGITAL ECONOMY ................ 139 ECONOMIC “AUTHORITY” .......... 140 8 .................... 123 THE WORKERLESS SOCIETY ................ 133 ZERO-INTEREST CURRENCY ......................................... 126 PLANET-SURFACE UNEMPLOYMENT .... 138 THE TOBIN TAX ...... 129 ALTERNATIVE ECONOMICS ........ 124 THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR ....... 134 ALTERNATIVE CURRENCIES ............. 122 LEISURE IN SPACE ........ 127 PART FIVE: PUBLISHED ARTICLES ......................................

........ 154 SUMMARY/CONCLUSIONS ................... 204 9 ... 171 DEBT CULT ................................... 142 THE COMPROMISED ANTI-CONSUMERIST ............................... 191 OBSOLETE FREE-MARKET METAPHORS ........ 157 NAIVETY TV ............ 196 THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF WORK .................. 184 THE PURITAN WORK ETHIC ...................................... 149 CORPORATE WEAKNESSES .. 163 RIGHT TO MOAN .................................................... 177 ANXIETY ATTACK ................................Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SEX ROBOTS .... 156 OFFICE RAT MAZE ........................

opening up all sorts of creative avenues for DIY-media enthusiasts like myself. if they were still alive. The size of my audience was dependent on advertising expenditure – which. I wrote down my 10 . with some stickers and gimmicky graphics. meant that the operation grew no bigger than the laser printer in my living room. Setting up your own media empire doesn’t necessarily require launching a magazine or website. Basically. being a lot less than Amazon’s. All of the material collected in this book was published through other channels. Since I’m not a journalist or media-person. and since I have no contacts in the media (except for a few acquaintances who produce publications as obscure and unknown as my own) it’s very much an “outsider” project. The ease with which anyone can fake expertise and simulate “popularity” would delight Orson Welles and L. I started off publishing a low-budget magazine called Anxiety Culture. Ron Hubbard.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTRODUCTION HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN PERSONAL MEDIA EMPIRE This book records my modest attempts to infiltrate the media with “unusual” material. You can now become an “expert” or “authority” just by having a website specialising in a given subject (I’ve been approached by several TV and radio programmes – including BBC2’s Newsnight – just on the strength of the Anxiety Culture website). Then the Internet happened. in each case.

With the exception of the newsgroup postings chapter (DIY Media) and a few other noted cases. postings to newsgroups and forums. when asked. low-resource individual’s experiments in empire-building. then pressed a button to send them off to whatever destination offered the best prospect of publication – from newsgroups (guaranteed publication) to national newspapers (lower probability of publication). So this is a record of one unimportant. all of the material has been published by newspapers or magazines (or broadcast by radio or TV). and edited it into this book.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ viewpoints or ideas. 11 . And not even Rupert Murdoch’s world-spanning corporations can compete with the information processing capability of an individual human brain. letters to newspapers (and magazines and radio/TV). and. I gave a few interviews. I’ve extracted the best bits from all this stuff. I used written articles.

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whose pamphlet-manifestos proved remarkably influential. I wonder how they would utilise the possibilities of the Internet. on the other hand. Jonathan Swift and George Orwell. the freedom to be scurrilous. and weird religious heresies and cults such as the Rosicrucians. Orwell himself described pamphleteering in terms which resonate with the aims of creatively inclined Internet users: “The pamphlet is a one-man show. serious and ‘high-brow’ than is ever possible in a newspaper or in most kinds of periodicals” 13 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ELECTRONIC PAMPHLETEERING Whenever I read about pamphleteers from earlier times – “eccentrics” who spent a lot of time and money trying to publicise their ideas (eg thinkers like Thomas Paine. if one chooses. including. abusive. and seditious. or. One has complete freedom of expression. despite remaining shrouded in mystery and anonymity). to be more detailed.

It covers a wide range of subjects and although there are some recurring themes (such as work and anti-consumerism). the only real link between each piece is an intention to challenge “normal” consensus viewpoints. 14 . etc) has been edited out. newsgroups and public access projects. so that the ideas presented are self-contained and easy to read.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The material in this section was originally written as a sort of electronic pamphleteering – all of it was published electronically as contributions to web forums. Extraneous content (eg references to ongoing newsgroup discussions.

I don’t feel isolated by my home computer and modem. According to Christians.” The original sin (in the doctrinal sense) was Adam’s sin of pride.. and that “we shall be as gods”. WORK AND ORIGINAL SIN The dark spectre of “Original Sin” remains one of the main sponsors of the work ethic in our allegedly secular society. of course. Even a superficial analysis of the language we use to talk about work reveals that our minds are still haunted by the idea of sin – the “sin” of laziness.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ISOLATION I’ve heard much talk about the supposed “isolation” of people working from home (usually accompanied by the suggestion that work in a “proper social environment” is much healthier). Obviously this belief was seen as a threat to authority. surrounded by people I dislike. A great deal of what is most ferocious in the medieval Church is traceable to his gloomy sense of universal guilt. Eastern beliefs (and western heresies) held that every individual manifests the divine.he really believed new-born children to be limbs of Satan. so. it had to be a “sin”.. the Original Sin doctrine originated either with St Paul or St Augustine. Bertrand Russell says this about St Augustine: “. 15 . I feel isolated by having to spend eight hours a day chained to a desk in a sterile corporate office.

guilt-free application of our will. We are evil and depraved by nature. which. depending on whether you believe (consciously or subconsciously) in Original Sin: 1. but defensiveness and sensitivity to criticism (and much. there seem to be two basic religious beliefs about the “worth” of human beings. I’M NO GOOD Cognitive psychology focuses on “automatic” thoughts which lead to depression. “Man-made” stuff (eg technology) is seen as tainted (by man’s “bad” essence). anxiety. 2. toil and suffering (eg full-time employment). ORIGINAL SIN AND TECHNOPHOBIA One of the modern manifestations of Original Sin is the generalisation that “man-made” things are less “good” than “natural” things. when trimmed of theology. We deserve all good and only good. We are all divine beings. much else) indicate otherwise. anger. Many modern people claim to be untroubled by such thoughts.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In other words. and we can expect nothing but eternal punishment. The only escape is to receive God’s grace – but this is about as likely as winning the lottery. The belief in Original Sin led to a complex of automatic thoughts. 16 . We can replace pain and suffering with happiness and peace – all it takes is the relatively effortless. boil down to the idea: “I’m no good”. guilt. etc. You can apply this to individuals or society.

If the individual doesn’t succeed. and “don’t quit your day job” contradict each other. regardless of social context. If we had a “land of opportunity”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ TWO CLICHÉS The economic clichés: “land of opportunity”. Both are highly individualistic viewpoints – they take no account of what is going on outside the individual. New Agers claim that healing your own psyche will guarantee your success. like lime juice and mineral water. Free Market entrepreneurial guru-speak and New Age guru-speak blend easily into each other. I probably need to explain this. If you don’t achieve success. it’s because he/she hasn’t worked hard enough at it. the individual doesn’t have to worry too much about social context. For example. “Success” is seen as emanating entirely from the individual. so here goes: Free-market adherents claim that hard work will guarantee an individual’s success. 17 . When the social context is very conducive to individualism. nobody would’ve dreamt up the phrase “don’t quit your day job” – in fact everyone would be quitting their day jobs to take up all those “opportunities”. it’s because you haven’t healed your psyche enough. THE “FREE MARKET” AND THE “NEW AGE” There are structural similarities between Free Market beliefs and New Age beliefs. both fail to recognise social variables. Both beliefs tend to flourish most in highly prosperous areas of the planet – eg wealthy Californian districts.

In terms of Darwinian “survival of the fittest”. whose wages are now only 110 times what they were in 1900. Teachers currently earn £15. the rodent survival strategy seems to be: idleness.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE COST OF LIVING An interesting newspaper story (Guardian 18/12/99) shows that since 1900 average wages have increased by 250 times. but would have to earn £80. One example given is teachers. (Note: Since 1999 the cost of rent/housing has shot up again – way above wage increases).£24.500 . Worse. rents have increased by 500 times – ie double the increase in wages. these qualities are inherently no worse than “competition”. 18 . And it’s worse for lowincome occupations. LAW OF THE JUNGLE It’s odd how competition is justified in terms of “survival of the fittest”. Judging from the behaviour of the mice in my house. cowardice and parasitical behaviour.000 a year to match the house purchasing power of teachers in 1900. “parasites” and the “idle”. whereas other valid survival strategies – eg parasitical behaviour – are completely demonised. You’d therefore think that those who base their worldview on “survival of the fittest” (quite a lot of people apparently) would actually admire “cowards”. whereas house prices have increased by 375 times.000 a year (1999 figures).

and in a (doomed) attempt 19 . at a very low income. 2. Eventually the novelty wears off. the boredom sets in. become an adult and leave the “parental nest”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. frustrated workers looking for adventure and excitement). Studies show that people who have jobs watch more TV (as a proportion of their leisure time) than those who don’t have jobs. I base this claim on three perceptions: 1. After several years the income gradually increases (if they’re lucky). But the initial motivation for getting a full-time job is to “grow up”. But by then we’ve probably started a family and have become dependent on a regular income (if we’re statistically average. 1 “People are dependent on jobs because of their addiction to expensive consumer products”. This is a very common viewpoint in forums on anticonsumerism. It’s not about consumer products to start with – we’re happy if the job simply pays the rent. It’s a growing-up ritual. In a life of job-induced drudgery. consumer products start to represent the only novelty (the advertisers know this – most products are aimed at bored. and we start to see that jobs are soul-destroying. Most people start at the bottom of the job ladder. My own viewpoint reverses the cause and the effect: People are addicted to expensive consumer products because of the unfulfilling nature of their jobs. Studies also show that people with little free time tend to buy expensive consumer products in order to “reward” themselves. that is).

there were no “consumer products” in the sense that we understand them today. They also have more time and energy to do things that take time – like read a classic piece of literature. Consumer products function as a distraction from the slavery. Leisured people. 3. Employment is just a modern form of slavery. 20 . We can be judgemental and say “snap out of it – consumer products are no good”. At the start of the industrial revolution. so they don’t compulsively buy stuff. Not so – the workers were badly exploited precisely because they were dependent on their jobs for a survival income. Consumerism is a symptom of this state.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to pack as much possible enjoyment into the little spare time they have. Slavery has been around a lot longer than consumer products. feel no need to compress their life’s enjoyment into a few hours a week. you would expect that people wouldn’t have been dependent on jobs. statistically. not a cause. etc. but they’re not the cause of the slavery. As if high spending will increase the intensity of the pleasure in the short time they have free. on the other hand. but what good did judgement ever do? The reality is that. people in jobs don’t have the time or energy to know how to change themselves. Employees are probably too tired in the evening to do anything but collapse in front of a TV (and of course. this means they’re subjected to TV adverts in their exhausted state). So. by anti-consumerist logic.

Advertising aims to turn your resistances into distractions – it’s about weakening your will. we tell ourselves what to do (eg to achieve a goal). We distract ourselves to avoid feeling resistance. whereas chronic distraction makes pursuit of any goal impossible. etc 21 . There’s so much apathy inside corporations that employees are sent on motivational courses in an unsuccessful (and laughable) attempt to simulate enthusiasm. When we’re adults. The only effective solution to apathy is planned laziness. boredom. You can feel resistance yet still pursue a goal.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INDULGE LAZINESS OR SUFFER APATHY Apathy occurs when we’re not allowed to be lazy. but resistance is not the enemy – distraction is. Of all work-related stress symptoms (and there are many). and then run into subconscious resistance (inertia. TEETH GRINDING “Rising stress at work is causing increasing numbers of young professionals to grind their teeth while they sleep” (Guardian 21/1/2000). listlessness). people tell us what to do all the time – and we covertly build a resistance to being told what to do. INTERNAL RESISTANCE When we’re children. teeth-grinding sounds the most apt: The daily grind Grinding boredom Nose to the grindstone.

Impatience. Then everything seems trivial and futile. (Above quotes are taken from the Daily Mail (28/2/00) – a “respectable” conservative tabloid which.) We’re not human beings with individual needs. undisturbed and quiet. “there is no excuse” for people not to slot straight into a job. desires and abilities – we’re interchangeable units for fitting into job slots. is the most popular newspaper amongst UK college students. sadly. HIT SQUADS “In a tough crackdown on hardcore unemployment”. food. Otherwise we’re financial liabilities to be quickly removed. Negative mood. 22 . then becomes internalised – your mind creates the distraction. talk. Nothing satisfies. With the timer. Irritation. noise. Possible remedy: buy a cheap electronic kitchen timer. The point of the timer is so you don’t have to worry about the time while you’re practising the technique. Isolate yourself in your room. According to the government.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERNAL DISTRACTION Distraction first appears from outside (TV. set a 15-30 minute period to practice some form of brain-calming technique (eg a deep breathing or meditation technique – get a decent book on the subject). etc). “hit squads” will be used to slot each of the 1.1 UK unemployed into the million-plus job vacancies.

But it tends to be an option only for the privileged and can cause even worse problems in the long run.” He continues: “Harmful stressors share a number of characteristics: they tend to be pronounced. because it makes resolution of a stressful problem almost impossible.” (Source: Radio Times 28/10/2000) 23 . Which explains why stress is less of a problem in high-flying executives than in people on the factory floor. The latter is the most important characteristic.” (It’s a well-supported finding in the social sciences that stress most affects those “low” in social status – contrary to the popular myth of bosses and leaders being the most stressed. of course – you can jump ship. but if resolution of the stress-inducing problem never occurs.) “Those members of society most prone to stress are also those least likely to be in a position to resolve their problem.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INSIDIOUS STRESS A BBC TV celebrity doctor says: “Stress-related illness is responsible for 40 million lost working days. the stress continues. relaxation or no relaxation. Quitting the rat race is a very effective way of lightening the load in the short term. and costs British industry around £80 billion a year.” “There is another option. long term and beyond the individual’s control. and the longer it goes on the more likely it is to do damage. Relaxation helps.

(See Alternative Economics in the Published Articles section for more details). Distribution of wealth can no longer be based on the idea of “reward for human labour”. this implies the need for a system of wealth distribution which is different from anything we’ve seen before: income not based on work. Negative Income Tax. The economic logic for introducing such a scheme seems very convincing to me. Various schemes have been proposed by economists: Basic Income. National Dividend. Large layoffs (of thousands of workers) already occur on an almost weekly basis. since human labour is no longer a significant factor. like the “primitivists”. Or. like corporations. we can regard it as merely another competitive weapon in an economic battlefield. Human labour becomes an increasingly minor part of production (and of many services). But I think the main objection to it will be the belief that people have a moral obligation to work for a living. Or. We could embrace the labour-saving aspect of technology and put it to social good. regardless of whether they work or not. Obviously. The idea of an income which is not conditional on work isn’t new. we can reject it completely and live in mud huts with no running water.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ LABOUR SAVING Human labour is an increasingly minor part of many productive processes. like the politicians. 24 . or. The idea is that everybody receives a guaranteed survival income. we can ignore it and keep insisting that everyone works fulltime. etc. Let’s assume that we embrace technological advance.

weighed by each individual asking themselves: “will I be caught?” (that’s where privacy comes in). Without a work ethic we’d have no concept of “lazy”. we conceptualise that state as “not doing any work” – ie we’re still categorising things in terms of the work ethic. The work ethic is a man-made moral rule. Whether people go ahead and fulfil the desire to be lazy is another matter. I think most people in our society have internalised the work ethic. or the gods will punish you”. That doesn’t mean they don’t feel like taking it easy and resting all the time – it just means they label such inactivity as “laziness” (a “bad” thing for most people). “can I justify it?” etc. I think the work ethic is omnipresent in our culture.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SERIOUS BREAKFAST I once mentioned. that many UK breakfast cereals have adopted sensible names (eg: Sustain. Just Right. 25 . “do I care if I’m caught?”. in a magazine article. I’ve since found that Sainsburys sells a cereal called Precise. These questions wouldn’t exist without a work ethic. a social commandment – although it may have had practical origins in threats to slaves: eg “do my bidding. One can hardly imagine the amount of psychological damage this will cause. even while we are being “lazy”. WORK ETHIC LAZINESS I regard the work ethic as the main cause of laziness. My dictionary defines “lazy” as “unwilling to work”. Children will be eating Precise for breakfast. Advantage) in place of fun names.

It’s like “Satan is everywhere” Christian paranoia. Except that it’s a corporate Satan. someone called Steve emailed me to say he was “sickened” by my use of Macromedia Flash (one of the most commonly used graphic/animation formats on the net). it’s seen as absolutely evil. I have a theory about the type of stridently disapproving attitude displayed by Steve. somebody is going to catch you trafficking with the Corporate Devil. tricky Devil. Like the Christian Devil. Only recently. telling me I shouldn’t use GIF images (GIFs being another representation of Corporate Evil) on my website. It was news to me that Macromedia was on anyone’s shit list.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ EVIL EVERYWHERE SYNDROME I occasionally receive disapproving messages about the Anxiety Culture website. For example. although not usually concerned with the content. But there’s a problem: whatever good works you do. Because he’s a very clever. No moral relativism here – you’re either on the side of good or you’re on the side of evil. however virtuous you think you are. But luckily there’s a solution: you can demonstrate your purity by pointing the finger of accusation at other corrupted souls. someone pointed the accusing finger at me. and thereby remain free from accusation yourself (just like in The Crucible). so the intensity of his disapproval surprised me. This type of destructive psychology (which I call ‘Evil Everywhere Syndrome’) is identifiable by its insistence 26 . and he will deceive you and insinuate himself into your life.

but I suspect that this kind of psychology has historically been responsible for more bloodshed. But malignancy isn’t inherent in technology. Unfortunately. Not one little GIF. 27 . a preference for “natural” things.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ on absolutes. It manifests in various ways: a dislike of advanced technology. the feeling that everything’s going to hell. That seems like medieval logic to me. No fuzzy grey areas allowed. nostalgia. atrocity and suffering than all modern corporations and dictators combined. Not to over-dramatise. sense of being overwhelmed by change. No inbetween. unnatural. causing many people to see only the menacing aspects. etc. because technology itself is neither good nor bad – it just serves the will of those creating and using it. neophobia often distorts the ‘negative vs positive’ argument concerning technology. etc. thirsty for blood and toasted human flesh. suspect. but many people talk as if technology itself is tainted. Neophobia (fear of the new) is very widespread. FEAR OF TECHNOLOGY There are many malign uses of technology. corrupt. That sounds obvious. Either you’re pure or you’re corrupted with Corporate Evil. But there’s not much point in comparing lists of “good” and “bad” technology. as a GIF is absolute evil. It’s a sad irony that many well-intentioned anti-corporate campaigners end up like Grand Inquisitors. fear of “moral decline”.

They’re not interested in altruistic uses.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ If I have faith in the positive potential of technology. and as having the ability to make rational choices. which means simply that consumers reveal their true preferences by their actual purchasing decisions. but that’s the closest it ever gets to forming a psychological model of human beings. who quotes a recent psychological study demonstrating that: “People are far more co-operative and less competitive than the postulates of economic theory assert rational individuals should be.” Economists have a concept called “revealed preference”. Corporations see technology as just another way to gain competitive advantage. that doesn’t mean I have faith in corporations to use technology positively. So who does that leave to promote the cause of truly beneficial technology? Individuals like ourselves. The irony is that psychology has shown the economic assumption of “rationality” to be deeply flawed. ECONOMICS AND PSYCHOLOGY Conventional economics sees humans as having “wants”. Which is odd for a subject which “endeavours to explain human behaviour” (a phrase from an authoritative economics manual). The only economist I’ve come across who pays attention to psychology is Professor Paul Ormerod. and that the psychology behind those decisions is irrelevant 28 . We shouldn’t be defeatist about technology just because corporations have no vision beyond profit. In a whole library of economics textbooks it’s unlikely that you’d see a single reference to psychology.

on the other hand. In other words. This effectively undermines economic predictions – the market mechanism fails when preferences are “non-transitive”. October 2002). However. economic theory says that Person A has made a rational choice in comparing the usefulness of Product X to other products of similar price. To put this in concrete terms: If Person A spends a lot of cash on Product X.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to the functioning of the market mechanism. “revealed preference” only works in economic predictions if individuals have internally consistent preferences. studies in psychology show many fundamental cases where this consistency in people’s preferences breaks down. Stop press: The 2002 Nobel prize for economics was awarded to Daniel Kahneman of Princeton University for “bridging the gap between psychology and traditional economics” (Nature. The economic term for this rational consistency is “transitivity”. then he/she is deemed to prefer Coca-Cola to lemonade. might say that Person A has been brainwashed into buying a useless piece of crap by an advertising campaign which exploits his psychological naivety. However. A psychologist. and Pepsi to lemonade. 29 . So perhaps conventional economics is catching up at last. if someone prefers Coca-Cola to Pepsi.

The Rodney King beating was captured on video. but I’ve not seen any comment in the media about how Harry Potter wouldn’t have been written if Ms Rowling had been employed in a job. Successful marketing these days requires large-scale corporate marketing budgets. 2 “Technological progress benefits nobody but the rich” On the contrary. STARVING ARTISTS I’ve heard the stories about JK Rowling writing Harry Potter inside cafés because she couldn’t afford to heat her home. Maybe it would have been better for those in power if consumer camera technology was frozen at the still camera stage. working-class people recording their perspectives on video – leave that technology to the rich people in Hollywood. DEFINITION OF A GENUINE ARTIST IN A MARKET ECONOMY A creative unemployed person. 30 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. REWARDS OF THE MARKET The market doesn’t reward artistry or merit. the best way to keep power concentrated in the hands of the rich is to freeze technology. We can’t have normal. it rewards the successful marketing of artistry/merit.

For example: The economy: we’re told that our economic system is doing well. we can no longer afford basic social services. creating great prosperity. and that even the most vulnerable individuals must fend for themselves. Then we’re told that it’s increasing again. as “competition” implies fighting over scarce resources). Unemployment: we’re told we have the lowest unemployment for three decades. Then we’re told that welfare expenditure is such a big problem that we can’t afford to be “soft” on unemployed people. as a society. Crime rate: we’re told that crime is increasing. Then we’re reminded of the increasingly “brutal” world and the increasingly “competitive” market (which would seem to indicate a scarcity of opportunities. All in the space of one month. Then we’re told that poverty levels have risen drastically since the 1970s. Then we’re told that. and must create subsidised jobs at huge public expense.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CONTRADICTIONS The “mainstream” worldview seems full of contradictions. and that people are required to work much longer hours than in the 1970s. Opportunity: we’re told there are great opportunities for everyone – prosperity is there for the taking. Then we’re told that crime is decreasing. 31 . Standard of living: we’re told we have a better standard of living than ever before.

If an individual’s freedom is determined entirely by how greedy that individual is. etc. Many of the anti-consumerist arguments posted on the web make no attempt at intelligently analysing the wider economic system – they simply express distaste and disapproval for individuals who buy lots of stuff – ie “materialistic” people. The anticonsumerist ideology tends to place the burden of responsibility on the individual consumer rather than the corporation. etc – that’s an entirely different focus. We have seen many examples of this on web forums. Surely it’s a matter between the individual and her/ his lust for consumer goods. The above is one aspect of anti-consumerism.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. They’re disapprovals of individual lifestyles – recommendations for alternative individual trade-offs between work and possessions. wages. 3 “Anti-consumerism hurts big corporations” Most anti-consumerism doesn’t target corporations – it targets individual consumers. 32 . why would a corporation have any responsibility towards that individual – eg in terms of working conditions. but they’re not a critique of corporate practices. eg: “If people didn’t buy so many consumer products they could quit their awful jobs” “People shouldn’t be so greedy and materialistic – if they lived simply they’d be happier” These viewpoints may be valid. It’s an entirely different thing to criticize corporate practices. or the advertising industry. or political lobbying or corporate welfare.

I’ve heard many white. but I’ve not seen many black people so relaxed about the prospect of a Bush victory. In fact “individual choice” is exactly the argument capitalists have always used: “if you don’t like your 50hr-aweek minimum wage job. BUSH AND NADER (Written shortly after the 2000 US presidential election) Apparently. middle-class Americans – that “there’s no real difference between Bush and Gore” – seems less common among black people. Ironically. So why should I give you a pay rise”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ To claim that the solution to wage-slavery lies with the individual’s choice to buy less material goods is not a critique of capitalism – it’s an argument for capitalism. GORE. middle-class Americans exclaim: “so what if Bush wins – Gore is just the same anyway”. middle-class society seem the ones most disgusted with Gore for inhabiting the mainstream (ie conservative) ground. and therefore the ones most likely to vote for someone like Nader. It appears that non-white. 33 . 90% voted for Gore. A common perception among white. Of black voters. hardly any black people voted for Nader. people from “mainstream” white. poor or non-American people may experience more sensitivity to the differences between Bush and Gore. then you always have the choice to quit.

are more powerful than is commonly understood. NOBODY IS INTELLECTUALLY IMMUNE “The ideas of economists and political philosophers. “soft” and less able to compete in a difficult job market. Practical men. Galbraith) I assume Galbraith is commenting on the conservative rationale for increasing the income to rich people (eg through tax cuts) while decreasing the income to the poor (eg cuts in welfare entitlement). are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. But the reverse is apparently true with poor people – if you give them government handouts it makes them “dependent”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ECONOMIC CONTRADICTION “It always boils down to the highly improbable case that the rich aren’t working because they have too little income and the poor because they have too much. Indeed the world is ruled by little else. who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences. both when they are right and when they are wrong.” (From the economist J.” (John Maynard Keynes) 34 . Or you can apply Galbraith’s quote to corporate welfare. The typical justification for giving huge government handouts to corporations is that it helps those corporations remain competitive in a difficult market.K.

3. perhaps that was because you value physical comfort and occasional indulgence. try to explain your actions (for a typical day) in terms of your hierarchy of values. 2. Next. So for example. but as they currently are. 5. you might list as follows: 1. if you spent the whole morning in bed. Survival Comfort Freedom Service to a cause Love That’s just one possible selection among an infinite number. then that’s probably because you currently do value security over freedom. List them in the order of their importance to you.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ YOUR VALUE HIERARCHY Here’s an experiment. In other words. The main point is not to list your values as you would like them to be. So. when all your actions indicate otherwise. 35 . But perhaps the reason you don’t spend every morning in bed is because you value “security”. 4. That’s no sin. List the five fundamental values that are most important to you. don’t kid yourself – if your current lifestyle appears to indicate a preference for security over freedom. “respectability” or “control” more than you value comfort. for example. The only “sin” here would be deluding yourself that you prefer freedom over security.

But when you suggest ways they could improve working conditions (such as introducing shorter or more flexible working hours). “challenge”. No mention of working from home. but are more productive. “proactivity”. environment. I suggested they let people work from home. otherwise we’d all be extremely unpredictable and inconsistent in our actions.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Our various internal values seem to be undergoing constant negotiation with themselves. CRAP MANAGERS Managers like to think they’re big on “initiative”. struggling for dominance in our minds. The last time I suggested something practical to a manager was when his company (a branch of a large corporation) was having car parking-space problems. I gave him some statistics showing that many people not only enjoy working from home. depending on our physical and mental states. etc. A memo was later issued. ingestion of mind-altering substances (including sugar and caffeine). and they hate “excuses” and “whining”. it’s amazing how quickly they come up with hundreds of excuses for not doing it. I hear they are still having car-parking problems. advising people to share cars. etc – but a given hierarchy of values has a certain stability within a person’s life (for a while anyway). social conditioning. 36 . The manager shrugged his shoulders and went off to another meeting. They whine about how it might affect “competitiveness”. His response was: “I don’t think that would be good for people”.

the implication is that the government won’t be able to withdraw a jobless person’s benefits without running up against Human Rights legislation. Reading between the lines. as they should.” Somehow I don’t think the UK government’s approach of: “take any lousy job or lose your benefits” quite measures up to these Human Rights ideals. Here’s another interesting Human Rights issue. This seems particularly relevant at a time when the UK government is threatening to withdraw benefits as a punishment for “antisocial” behaviour (presumably they think making people homeless is a cure for antisocial tendencies?) 37 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ HUMAN RIGHTS From Article 23 of the UN’s universal declaration of Human Rights: “Everyone has the right to free choice of employment.” Apparently the UK is in breach of these laws. Unemployed people do not currently have their welfare claims ultimately decided by an independent organisation. to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment. taken from a recent newspaper article: “The European Convention on Human Rights says everyone is entitled to a fair hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal when decisions are being made about their civil rights (including rights to benefits).

that in the next 20 years we have an ecological catastrophe followed by a violent movement against technology (since people will blame technology). since Capitalism is based on the idea of scarcity – an end to scarcity means an end to Capitalism (check any economics textbook to see the important role of “scarcity” or “limited resources” in supply-and-demand economics). This is something that anti-technology groups often tend to ignore or forget. Of course. Abandoning technology would return us to scarcity. In other words. global warming is a perverse kind of self-preservation for Capitalism. 38 . etc. condemning millions to starvation (ie millions more than are currently starving). for example. technology is necessary for us to reach “post-scarcity”. So people dismantle factories. and the consequent social transformation) before ecodisaster or war returns the planet to a state of scarcity? The latest on global warming looks bad. It’s almost as if the current economic system is creating exactly the conditions (pollution/conflict) to ensure we never reach post-scarcity. Given the rising world population level. Wars and violent revolutions have the potential to increase scarcity.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DESTRUCTIVE SELF-PRESERVATION Can society reach “post-scarcity” (ie abundance for all. Let’s say. that makes sense from the Capitalist point of view.

In other words. but when push comes to shove.” 39 . So would an ecological disaster. PRETEND FREE ENTERPRISE Here’s a good quote from the famous political dissident. The same businessman who will make a passionate speech about free trade in an after-dinner speech will also go off to Washington and make sure that the subsidies keep flowing. and another caused by the dismantling of production-increasing technology. the sectors of the economy that work and the industrial economies that are successful are those that have a substantial state coordinating and subsidizing component. Noam Chomsky: “Although there’s a lot of talk about capitalism. no one who’s actually involved in the business world believes a word of it.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Then you’ve got two increases in scarcity: one caused by the eco-disaster. Any increase in scarcity makes the situation worse. It justifies conflict and “competition” (which would otherwise look silly in a world of abundance). It’s fine for afterdinner speeches and editorials. Fighting for scarce resources and for control of those resources is the underlying motivation of the Capitalist system. an anti-technology revolution would ultimately serve Capitalism by perpetuating scarcity. free enterprise and free markets.

it’s the idea of getting something for nothing. no slackening of our belts. Then. no softening of working conditions. from Peter Russell (author of The Global Brain): “It’s called usury in many of the old religions. work harder. but you get wealthy upon it. expect no pay rises. expect to pay more to government. 40 . Recession? Bullshit. Firstly it makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. tighten their belts. So those who have money just get wealthier by doing nothing. The last big “recession” (roughly a decade ago in the UK) seemed an excuse for: a) The government to tell everyone to lower their expectations.” “RECESSION” Ominous talk about “recession” in the news again. surprise. you do nothing. and the people who borrow the money are the poor people. expect less from government. surprise: no easing up on work. b) Corporations to tell their employees to work harder and longer. Secondly. The people who pay the interest are the poor and the people who gather the interest are the rich. You lend the money. etc. because the people who lend the money are the rich people. There’s no useful work done by lending money. when we came out of the “recession”. etc. and expect harsher working conditions.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ USURY Here’s another good quote. no pay rises.

and think: “Shit. Professional middle-class people look down on the poor. WORK AND COMPETITION The number of hours people have to work probably won’t decrease until “competition” decreases. cuts in social services. because it keeps inflation low (because workers are too insecure to risk asking for better wages/conditions).” So the tougher we make it for the poor (harsh welfare regimes. I’d better not rock the boat. I don’t want to end up like that – I’d better hold onto my job. 41 . but is terrible for debt-stricken poor people. The antidote to “fierce competition” is abundance for all. But unfortunately. etc). bondholders. Low inflation benefits rich bankers. etc. high earners seem fearful too (notice their paranoid language about how competition is “fierce”. creditors. etc. because their income remains low relative to their debt.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ TRICKLE-UP FEAR “Worker insecurity” doesn’t just affect low earners. how the market is “brutal”. Alan Greenspan has said that “worker insecurity” is a good thing. by definition. But. They don’t sound happy. This is an openly-admitted economic policy: frighten people in order to keep inflation low.) I call it trickle-up fear. “competition” is an essential part of the “freemarket” religion. abundance for all means the end of the competitive market (which is why the market will probably never provide it). the more fear trickles upwards.

“The Conservative Instinct” (resistance to change. Although Basic Income seems to be against all conventional “free market” wisdom. actually relate to each other.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OBSTACLES TO CHANGE 1. 4. people would have more time to inform themselves. 2. and. health costs would fall. fear of losing position of relative wealth and power. to benefit all sectors of society (except. rather than grudgingly as rushed. over time. Market Fundamentalism (eg the belief that all income should be generated and distributed solely by the commercial market). 42 . the very rich. pursue their true interests. I argue that it would lead to a true free market – ie one based on true choice rather than financial desperation and survival-anxiety. stressed wageslaves. not conditional upon work) which proves itself. health & happiness would probably rise. possibly. Outdated work ethic. Free time would rise. therefore. human-to-human. compulsive (anxietyinduced) consumerism would fall. Crime would fall. Social Darwinism (eg “survival of the fittest”). environmental destruction would fall. The best solution to these obstacles that I can see is a phased-in scheme of Basic Income (guaranteed income.) Plus a few other factors. 5. 3. who might have to survive on a few million rather than a few billion). Malthusianism (eg belief in the inevitable scarcity of resources).

of course. everyone has a colour TV – the economic system must be working”. By borrowing money you can disguise the fact that you are poor. According to the latest figures (as of July 2002) more than one in four households live in poverty in the UK. Another factor which hides poverty is debt. They fail to recognise that owning a TV (which can be bought second-hand for a few dollars. and lasts for years) does not mean that you can afford to pay hundreds of dollars rent every month. The minimum wage is a poverty level wage for a family of four. Then they probably think: “Hey. To better appreciate poverty. Welfare. All they see is the omnipresence of luxurious electronic goods: DVDs. 43 . but they’re still homeless. is below the minimum wage.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INVISIBLE POVERTY Affluent people tend not to see the extent of poverty in “developed” nations.300. The vast majority of jobs being created are minimum wage. not including home loans). Homeless people may be wearing digital watches. most of them quickly learn to disguise their poverty. consider income levels. etc. (Current average debt per UK household: £5. microwave ovens. Since poor people tend to be treated with pity or contempt.

that’s not a political/ economic argument.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ MORAL ARGUMENTS OF ANTI-CONSUMERISM Someone called Doug Dowd wrote an article for ZNet magazine. the economic/political issue of how corporations use advertising saturation through ownership of media. It appears obvious that there is a separation between moral and economic arguments. “CORRUPT”. It seems important to separate the two arguments (ie moral and economic). in which he criticised consumerist society in these terms: “ROTTING”. “DECADENT”. it’s the language of moral disapproval. My position on anti-consumerism is to distance myself from these simplistic morals. since economic/political adversaries (eg left green-anarchists and right Conservative Christians) often use exactly the same moral argument against consumerism (namely that it’s materialistic. very much concerns me. etc). etc). or “pure”. unnatural. “CESSPOOL”. to maximise profits whilst ignoring environment consequences. 44 . and influence of governments. “DIRTY”. etc. I see this kind of simplistic moral language coming from both the political left and right (the Conservative “Moral Majority”. On the other hand. “TAINTED”. decadent. That’s not the language of economic analysis. “TOXIC”. for example. etc. I also hear anti-consumerists talk in terms of “materialistic” versus “spiritual” (or “natural”. dehumanising working conditions. uses identical language). Again.

Politics/economics has moral consequences.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ I’m not claiming that moral arguments are invalid. In fact. but it’s necessary”. It’s something that poor and unemployed people have to deal with a lot. anxiety. more or less (except. just that they should be clearly differentiated from political/ economic arguments. To explain what I mean: Everyone in a poor country may suffer from “absolute poverty”. It’s often been commented by visitors to poor countries that everyone seems happier than in the “civilised” West – ie there’s more of a sense of “happy community”. etc) correlate with “relative poverty” more than “absolute poverty” (according to sociology). but that doesn’t change my argument. but it’s “necessary” only in terms of Blair’s own politics. Tony Blair often said: “The killing of civilians is unfortunate. despite 45 . but there’s also not much inequality – everyone is at the same income level. of course. Killing civilians is certainly not morally necessary. which I think explains why various forms of misery (eg depression. I think the Afghanistan situation (the so-called “war on terrorism”) could have benefited from a clear differentiation between moral and political arguments. stress. for a tiny ruling elite). Statements like that are a propagandist mix of morals and politics – the killing is “unfortunate” in a moral sense. perhaps. PITY It’s a curious feeling to be “pitied” – it tends to trigger defensiveness. but Blair’s statement is linguistically structured to imply that it’s as morally necessary as it is morally unfortunate.

” That’s the “free market” in action – busy creating more and more inequality. The point is that steepness of social hierarchy correlates with unhappiness in a society. for example. social status seems correlated with financial status. steeper and steeper social hierarchy. No doubt this is a result of decades of advertising and “education”. In the UK. some anti-consumerists might see this as supporting their claim that consumer goods don’t make people happy. It’s going to push our buttons whether we like it or not. much of this behaviour is hard-wired into our nervous systems. Of course. And the result is high levels of human misery. Trying to “rationalise” it away seems like a bad strategy. we evolved from hierarchically social mammals. Many studies have been conducted into the level of income-inequality (a measure of the steepness of social hierarchy). Social-status comparison is a very strong influence on our behaviour – after all. conditioning us to associate symbols of wealth (“status symbols”) with elevated position in the social hierarchy. But that’s missing the point slightly.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ material deprivation. the 1994 Borrie commission reported that the gap between the earnings of the highest paid and the lowest paid were “greater than at any time since records were first kept in 1886. That’s a well-supported finding in the social sciences. 46 . In “respectable” society. as reflected in all those surveys you see on stress levels.

5 million people can’t afford adequate housing conditions (according to the biggest. Help prevent terrorism: stay at home and phone in sick. etc. tranquilliser addictions. with money as the measure of winning/success. 47 . One UK psychologist even wrote a book (Britain on the Couch by Oliver James) claiming that the steep social hierarchy created by “advanced capitalism” is drastically affecting our brain chemistry. I have a file of newspaper clippings from a correspondent who lives in America – full of studies which show that the poverty situation in the US is as bad as the UK (if not worse). that seem to be the most damaging element of this social inequality. making us unhappy. The average level of debt per household is £5. 9. reported recently by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation). It’s the extreme winner-loser. most comprehensive study of UK poverty in the last decade.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ depression epidemics. Poverty in Britain rose sharply between 1979 and the late 1990s. The reaction of pity towards someone perceived as being low(er) on the social/financial ladder seems an automatic reflex in most people. reducing serotonin levels. anxiety disorders.300 (not including home loans). success-failure polarities. One in 4 people are now living in poverty. flu or other bug. THE REAL BIO-TERRORISTS The real bio-terrorists are those who go to work with a cold.

when the wheel was first invented. 13. PERENNIAL FEARS We have become tools of our tools (Henry David Thoreau. they contradict their parents. The BMA set up a 24 hour telephone Helpline to deal with the problem. According to a recent British Medical Association statistic. These words were written by Socrates. Those who voice the same complaints today don’t seem to realise that this “moral decline” has been perceived in all ages. who lived from 467 to 400 BC. Consider the following quote: “Boys and girls are dressing alike. have bad manners. it helps move things faster.. but we’ve all become enslaved to it”.000 practising doctors are dependent on alcohol or drugs. 48 . (Socrates was himself accused of being “an immoral corrupter of youth”). lowering of standards.. 1850) Thoreau’s “anti-consumerist” remark was made 150 years ago. and tyrannise their teachers”. disrespect for elders. A third of callers claimed problems with anxiety and stress..Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DOCTORS ON DRUGS One of the most overworked groups is doctors. did people worry: “Sure. How much earlier were people making similar remarks. show contempt for authority. They love luxury. Worries about technological development have been accompanied throughout history by worries about moral decline. show disrespect for their elders.. one wonders. At the “dawn of civilisation”. impoliteness. crime etc.

4 “People shouldn’t want more than they need” Why not? Contrary to Malthusian economics. the planet contains enough ecologically sustainable resources to provide a high standard of living for every person on the planet.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ I don’t see any moral decline. “materialism”. I want books to read. ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. economics. I see an ages-old recurring tendency for people to project their anxieties in the form of a perception of moral decline. Civilisation is an expression of wants which are beyond mere needs. I think the same can be said for many (but not all) worries about technology. if managed intelligently. I want to watch movies. so the above logic would dictate that we shouldn’t want anything more than living in a cave. It seems that anxieties relating to uncertainty and social instability have always been expressed in terms of either “moral decline” or “technology taking over”. (That’s not to say there aren’t real. valid issues in anti-consumerism concerning resources. Anti-consumerism is interesting in that it seems to combine fears about moral decline (“greed”. then all of civilisation looks like a moral decline. with no running water or electricity satisfies our needs (people survived that way for millennia). If you believe that we shouldn’t want more than we need. etc). environment. etc) with fears about technology. dressed in animal skins. Why should intelligent creatures be content with only meeting needs – ie mere physical survival? Living in a cave. 49 .

not freeing up choice. Poverty is nowhere defined as a lifestyle choice. But if that were the case you’d expect guilt to disappear once you get into the habit of conforming morally and socially. GUILT COMPLEX Guilt is commonly believed to arise from the unfavourable comparison of oneself to social expectations (particularly regarding moral codes). common sense is not always correct (“the Earth is flat” and “sex is dirty” used to be common sense). It’s a lifestyle choice. But do they know what they are talking about? Voluntary Simplicity is not the same as poverty. Often the most socially conformist people continue to be plagued by guilt. Poverty implies removal of choice. All cultures have certain beliefs which are regarded as “common sense”. Any belief which is held by a society for thousands of years eventually becomes “common sense”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CONFUSING “SIMPLICITY” WITH POVERTY I have heard followers of Voluntary Simplicity claim that poverty can be a good thing. 50 . However. I suspect they don’t understand poverty. If you can’t afford to pay the electricity bill. you don’t have a choice about receiving electricity. When people confuse a personal economic choice (eg Voluntary Simplicity) with a social economic outcome (eg poverty). even if they’ve never behaved particularly immorally. That seems to be fundamentally different than being in the position of choosing a lifestyle in which you don’t use electricity.

and probably fatal for the person showing the disrespect. without realising the history of why disrespect for authority was not only “bad”. but to continually question and unravel “common sense”. The one thing they had in common was that they came from wealthy families.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ What happens when emotion-triggering beliefs – such as the belief in “sin” – become common sense? (eg when we automatically regard a certain behaviour as “sinful”). but we don’t understand why – because we don’t make the full connection between the belief (which being common sense. which many people regard as “common sense”. And the remedy is not to conform. An example would be the belief that we should have “respect for authority”. we take for granted) and the emotion (eg guilt). THE SECRET OF SUCCESS Management Today magazine recently looked at the backgrounds of the people behind Britain’s 25 top business startups. Guilt arises from living unquestioningly (“on automatic”) in a certain type of dysfunctional society with irrational beliefs. but a sin against the gods. 51 . The answer may be that we continue to be emotionally triggered. Did they go from rags to riches? Apparently not. and most of them lived in expensive. trendy areas of London.

Welfare for unemployed people accounts for only 5% of the total welfare budget. That £96 billion figure is the total welfare budget. 1998 (following government’s announcement of welfare reforms): “WELFARE WAR ON WORKSHY” (Daily Mail) “THOU SHALT NOT SHIRK” (The Express) “BLAIR IN WELFARE WAR ON THE IDLE” (Daily Telegraph) “SHAKE-UP IN WELFARE HITS THE WORKSHY” (The Times) The stories accompanying these headlines mentioned “spiralling” welfare costs – eg the Daily Mail said the government’s welfare reform was “a bid to smash the dependency culture that has seen benefit spending rocket to £96 billion a year. including old-age pensions. just one week before the above headlines. More strangely still. the actual figure for the cost of welfare to unemployed people is only £5 billion per year.383.” Strangely enough. the official number of unemployed was the lowest for 18 years (given as 1. which suggests (if you believe official figures) that the so-called “dependency culture” isn’t such a big problem after all. not £96 billion as the Daily Mail claims. disability allowances and income support for lowpaid working people (as opposed to “workshy” people). 19/3/98).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ NEWSPAPERS ATTACK THE IDLE Here are some headlines from March 27. 52 .800 in The Daily Telegraph.

it implies that “the young” of a country are a homogeneous lump with only one opinion. anyway. when Boris Yeltsin was in power in Russia. fulfilling experience.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DECONSTRUCTING CRAP TV REPORTING Once. millions of differing opinions. But it wasn’t a rich. but look more closely and you can see some quite stupid generalisations (which seem common in TV reporting). I heard a BBC reporter say the following about Russian young people:“The young no longer have any faith in Yeltsin or his generation”. which were very “real” in the sense of people being together in close physical proximity. physical space-time) is implicitly superior to the “virtual” (ie via electronic interface). 53 . how does one generation have “faith” in another generation? And. And. I used to participate in little communities called “weekly progress meetings” (at work). For example. That seems a fairly innocuous statement at first. faith in them to do what exactly? VIRTUAL HUMAN CONTACT I don’t see any sense in which the “real” (ie local. And what about “Yeltsin’s generation” – presumably they’re a homogeneous lump too. We’re talking about millions of individual human beings here.

the UK government blamed the interest rate rises on the fact that people are demanding too much in wage increases. one in four managers would accept a pay cut in order to reduce the amount of time they work. it can be – but so can trees. Yes. POLITICAL HUMOUR A few years ago. and that people are paid too much – those are the reasons for the economic problems of the country. people have been telling me that computer technology is a danger to “real” human relations. it’s not going to help your relationships.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ For as long as I can remember. These government statements were widely announced in the media – with straight faces all around and not a trace of irony. So. MANAGERS WANT TO WORK LESS According to a survey quoted in The Times (1st June 1998). More than a fifth of those questioned said that the long hours were not justifiable (or were only partly so) in terms of productivity. The government then said that current economic weaknesses in the UK are due to the fact that UK workers are less productive than in Europe or the USA. 54 . If you sit up in a tree all day. But you don’t blame the tree (unless you’re very superstitious). basically they are saying that people aren’t working hard enough.

sweatshops. forced labour factories. and you mustn’t lift a finger – or we’ll throw you in prison”. In which case. You can just imagine some Third World storm-troopers kicking down someone’s door as he/she prepares to go to work. Isn’t the real situation the exact opposite of this? I thought the real human-rights abuses were in forcing people to do jobs that are unsuitable or dangerous or appallingly low-paid? Slave-labour. 55 . a basic human right should be: “The right to REFUSE work”. Then they say: “You must stay in bed all day. from this. regardless of work status” But maybe that’s a little bit too close to home. etc.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE WRONG HUMAN RIGHTS? The following phrases kept coming up in media coverage of the 50th anniversary of the Human Rights Declaration: “The right to work” “The right to a job” You would think. And perhaps another basic human right should be: “The right to a basic survival income. that human-rights abusing nations were stopping people from working.

Dictators flourish in climates of fear. is going to look merely “soft”. in 15 seconds or less. here’s a proposal of mine that will definitely take more than 15 seconds to explain to people. For example. And to explain why “soft” doesn’t necessarily mean “bad” would also take more than 15 seconds to explain. Historically. politicians use the word “tough” a lot – eg “tough on drugs”. TV. reinforces the status quo. “tough on crime”. The idea is as follows: A universal Citizen’s Income can be used to get rid of evil dictators. this is the fertilizer for raising dictators – fear. whereas new ideas take a lot of explaining. has remarked that old ideas – conventional pieties – need only a few sentences to communicate.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A MODEST PROPOSAL The famous political dissident. 56 . because they know that anyone who argues with them. Anyway. This usually begins as economic fear – people are scared that if they don’t do as they’re told they’ll be living in poverty or worse. survival anxiety. mass economic nervousness. “tough on the workshy” etc. he said. since it allows only soundbites of 15 seconds or so – it’s difficult to communicate a new idea in 15 seconds. Noam Chomsky.

000 years old. The United Nations inspectors could be used to check that nobody falls below millionaire level.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Economic sanctions and bombs just increase fear – they obviously solve nothing. For most of your life you’ve been in a semi-conscious state. Every day for the first 1800 years or so. I’d take this a step further by suggesting that whenever an evil dictatorship arises. the rest of the world should send so much wealth into that country immediately. Somehow I don’t think a dictator would last long in a nation of millionaires. over and over: “You “You “You “You “You “You “You are a son/daughter of Adam who betrayed God” betrayed God by being born” are evil in essence” are no good” are lower than low” are totally depraved” are damned” 57 . The comedian Bill Hicks was onto something when he suggested that if we have the technology to drop bombs with pinpoint precision down air vents. A “CHRISTIAN” PARABLE Imagine you’re 2. to bring all the citizens upto the living standard of millionaires. with a hypnotist sitting close to your left ear. the hypnotist gave you the following hypnotic suggestions. why not instead drop bananas into the mouths of the hungry.

. And you’ve got a lot of nice. when you were about 1700 years old. It’s 8. But once you get to your desk and have a few cups of coffee. Then. you pass a vagrant. 58 .” (See sociologist Max Weber’s writings for the link between Protestantism and Capitalism).000 years old and have woken up a bit. expensive consumer products. However. you’re everything you’re supposed to be: a hard worker. There’s no sign of the hypnotist any more. Laziness and a lack of property are sure signs that you are damned eternally to hell.” Then a little later you have a vague feeling of guilt. There’s still no guarantee of redemption. with God’s grace. you still feel vaguely depressed and unsatisfied. the instructions changed a little. Despite a weekend of buying nice new furniture. you may.15 a. Now you’re 2. You don’t understand why – after all.m. so you can do your job. but an outward sign of your virtue and redemption would be possession of capital.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ These are followed by a series of instructions: “If you cleanse yourself with a life of suffering (denying pleasure) and obedience to the priests.” This goes on every day. On your way to work. receive redemption. and you’re driving to work. according to the views of Protestantism: “You may earn redemption if you work hard. a loyal. for centuries. intense anger towards this lazy “good-for-nothing. obedient corporate teamplayer. these vague uneasy feelings disappear. and you feel a sudden. there is no absolute guarantee of this.

Most welfare money isn’t “lost” – it goes straight back into the economy. the vague feelings of depression and futility return – but happily. spent on cheap home produce. how can they buy things? Welfare is how you keep the economy functioning under conditions of recession or depression. and to prevent the economy from collapsing – ie it results from self-interest as much as from altruism. Welfare recipients take welfare money and then give it all away in spending. if unemployed people don’t have money. In purely monetary terms. “Original sin” means absolutely nothing to you. so that when you go to bed you can sink into oblivion. we all give money to the same extent that we take it. 59 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Later. after work. ready for another early morning start. (Usually they give it to companies which pay the salaries of taxpayers). Because. Companies don’t want their customers to starve. utilities and rent. In monetary terms this is a false argument. a few glasses of whisky numb those troubling feelings. SPECULATIVE ECONOMICS Welfare was probably invented by the rich to keep money circulating. Apart from saved/invested money. they want them to keep the habit of “consuming”. Welfare is often described (by those who oppose it) as “taking without giving”. welfare recipients probably “give” a greater proportion of their income than taxpayers (since they rarely save or invest).

and of making such reward conditional upon earning (eg abolishing welfare). interest and land rent from the economy also. interest and land rent – are not made through earning but through forms of usury. How many anti-welfare advocates are committed to such a revolutionary economic upheaval? FAMILY SELF-INTEREST By definition. The other components of price – profit. And these parents wonder why children become rebellious and resentful in their teens. If you wish to avoid the hocus-pocus and talk in terms of “real wealth” (rather than money). Therefore. Competition means applied selfishness. As Adam Smith pointed out.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ This is obviously a hocus-pocus argument. Career-striving to earn money for luxury status symbols is supposedly “selfless” when you’re a parent – because it’s all for “the family”. then you have to be consistent in your argument. 60 . But we live in a competitive society which favours the free-market doctrine of self-interest. the argument for removing welfare because it’s unearned must logically extend to removing all components of profit. but then our economic system is based on hocus-pocus. labour (“earning”) is the true measure of the price of real wealth. And “selfless” parents think they’re justified in lecturing their kids about the inappropriateness of selfishness. and of earning the rewards of real wealth. “decent” people aren’t supposed to be selfish.

Why should I pay for them. 61 . Why should I work hard and better myself so that I can give money indirectly to a load of scroungers and lazy bastards. but think what you can do for your country!” And provoke hostility it did – the usual descent into personal abuse. For example. etc. who are more interested in stone cladding and lottery cards than raising worthwhile citizens. and was presumably intended to provoke hostility: “There shouldn’t be any welfare handouts – period. leave the room). The next best strategy is to question their beliefs (rather than stating your own beliefs). Think not what your country can do for you. I have got my own family to look after without supporting feckless people. It’s not my fault they were born thick or had bad parents. If someone is unable to fend for themselves then that is just too bad. The best strategy for dealing with fools is to ignore them (in physical terms. Mission accomplished for the fool.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ARGUING WITH ILL-INTENTIONED FOOLS The following rant was posted to an Internet forum set up to discuss themes from the TV show of UK comedian and activist Mark Thomas. in the above example. As Kennedy said. you could ask:“How many welfare recipients do you know personally?” “What percentage of welfare recipients are people who lost their jobs due to downsizing?” “Are you equally opposed to corporate welfare?”. Old folk should make provisions for their retirement.

As a rule of thumb. creations. If people could just identify the dividing line between criticism and abuse. To criticise a viewpoint as “stupid” is therefore not to imply that the person who said it is stupid.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ARGUING WITH WELL-INTENTIONED FOOLS It’s amazing how often Internet debates descend into personal abuse. “Bad” language is not necessarily an indication of “personal abuse”. it might even be bad criticism. then that would be personal abuse. the quality of debate would be much higher across the whole damned Internet. whereas criticism is directed against the views. Imagine a film critic describing a film as “a piece of garbage”. arguments. But if the film critic said that the director was “a piece of garbage”. That might be bad criticism. 62 . The problem is that most people can’t distinguish between criticism and personal insult. even among well-intentioned people who basically share the same viewpoints. I’ve seen well-known critics use “bad” language to intensify criticism. That makes sense – after all. but it’s not “personal abuse”. “personal abuse” is directed against the person. but it’s not personal abuse. an intelligent person is obviously capable of saying something stupid. That might be harsh criticism. etc – the output from a person.

But does welfare diminish the type of self-reliance which results from a supportive and nurturing environment? It seems unlikely. Much of what goes into our heads looks harmless. exploiting anxieties. but it has a depressing effect. the con-man. It’s true that welfare diminishes the kind of “self-reliance” which results from a life of desperation and struggle (for the obvious reason that welfare reduces desperation and struggle). Do rich people feel that their self-reliance is diminished by having access to trust funds and inheritances? Do corporations feel that their self-reliance is inhibited by receiving government subsidies? What type of “self-reliance” do conservatives wish to encourage by removing welfare? The desperate selfreliance of the criminal. the fraudster..Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ TWO TYPES OF SELF-RELIANCE Many rightwingers oppose welfare on the basis that it diminishes self-reliance. the crack dealer – or the respectable self-reliance of the comfortably affluent? WATCH OUT! What you put in your head is bound to affect how you feel.. Watch out for the adverts! A 1980 UNESCO report stated that advertising is guilty of “simplifying real human situations into stereotypes.” 63 .

The next logical question would be: “how is that encouraged and supported?” We can answer in the negative by saying it’s definitely not supported by letting people starve or get sick. 64 . building on the staggering amount of real wealth (intellectual and material) already created”. I think the question “who pays?” shows a misunderstanding of the problem. It’s not supported by society withholding a basic income from those struggling financially (for whatever reason. My answer to the question would be: “people following their natural abilities/enthusiasms. including so-called laziness). Let’s rephrase the question: “Who creates the life-support wealth?” That distinguishes “real wealth” from “money wealth”. It’s not supported by valuing only one type of wealth creation – “hard work”. “job” or “quick return on the investment”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WHO PAYS? Who pays if everyone takes? That’s a common question in debates on welfare or Basic Income.

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some unusual and subversive letters are often printed. One of them said: “The situations vacant are low-paid. all on the same day. security firms and the new sweatshops. demoralising. the UK’s Labour government gave a press conference in which they boasted of their record on employment – of “getting people into jobs”. As a result. But then The Guardian published no less than five reader’s letters. with descriptions of appallingly awful low-paid jobs and vivid portrayals of Britain as a sort of deeply unpleasant forced-labour camp. 66 . and every word rang true – unlike the PR syrup from the government and the pathetic journalists’ acquiescence. attacking the government’s claims in remarkably scathing terms.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WRITING TO NEWSPAPERS Letters pages in newspapers seem the most interesting sections of the mainstream media. Most newspapers covered this in exactly the same language as used by the government’s press release.” All of the letters were eloquent and forceful. mindnumbing and soul-destroying. call centres. The reason for this is probably that editors feel less responsibility for the views of readers than for the main editorial/journalistic content. whereas journalists and editors are conscious of how their own published viewpoints will affect their careers – which results in a sort of respectable cautiousness. with little criticism or scrutiny. Readers say what they think. A few years ago. unrewarding graft in fast food joints.

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Writing letters to newspapers can be very therapeutic when media coverage angers you. Distil your anger into a few concise paragraphs, then send to all the newspapers (newspaper email addresses are given on the Anxiety Culture website’s Letters to Newspapers page). Even if your letter isn’t printed, you have the satisfaction of knowing that the letters editors on all these newspapers have read your views (which might influence their future choice of letters for publication). You can also recycle the material you’ve written – eg post it to Internet newsgroups. I sometimes use a pseudonym when writing letters to newspapers, but it’s a good idea to give a real contact address and telephone number (they’re usually required as a condition of publication). Of all the letters I’ve had published, there were only two occasions when they checked my contact details (the Financial Times and The Times phoned me), so you can probably get away with giving bogus details. Surprisingly (given what I write), I’ve had several letters published by The Sun. Since I don’t usually bother checking this newspaper, I only find out when they send me a prize (of £15) a few weeks later. It amused me to see that the usual paranoid and sensationalist style of The Sun (forever exposing “cheats” and “love rats”, etc) extended to their letter, which said: “... Our payment system allows two weeks after publication of letters so that any ‘doubles’ can be spotted and payments cancelled. We know that our honest contributors will approve, but we apologise for the delay.”
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In order to get letters published in tabloid newspapers, it pays to fake your identity. Claiming to be “young and unemployed” probably helped getting this printed (on 10 December 2000). It refers to two subjects which were heavily discussed by politicians in the media at the time. Dear Editor, The way politicians talk, you’d think welfare fraud and juvenile delinquency were the two greatest threats to civilisation. Being young and unemployed, I feel more threatened by politicians.

RADIO TIMES
The Radio Times is the BBC’s official TV listings magazine, with a mass audience in Britain. My letter was printed as “Letter of the week” in the 17-23 July 1993 issue. It refers to a scaremongering BBC programme on crime called Crimewatch UK. Back in the dark days of 1993, most people really did believe that crime was “spiralling out of control”, although in the decade since many people have become sceptical about media crime hype. Dear Editor, The coverage of crime on Crimewatch UK contributes to a climate of fear out of all proportion to the real threat of crime for most people. We keep hearing about the “rising tide of crime”, but why can’t the crime rate figures be explained in detail (perhaps with graphics such as those used by the BBC on election nights)? This would take into account factors like the vastly improved crime detection technology and the creation of new laws, both of which increase the official crime rate, without any increased threat to the public.

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Fortean Times is a popular magazine covering unexplained/anomalous phenomena and weird popular culture. The letter I wrote addressed a columnist’s critical remarks about a group of optimistic futurists calling themselves “Extropians”. It was printed in the December 1996 issue. Dear Editor, Toby Howard’s article on the Extropians was the third example I’ve seen recently of people with ‘alternative’ optimistic beliefs being accused of selfishness. Timothy Leary was described as ‘an optimist’ and ‘selfish’ in his Times obituary (1 June), and on a recent BBC2 Newsnight some ‘joyful’ hermits were criticised for ignoring ‘social responsibilities’ (which is a polite way of calling them selfish). There’s probably nothing new in this, but it should come as a reminder to Forteans that anyone made happy by entertaining beliefs which aren’t consensually approved as normal runs the risk of being labelled self-centred. There are two ways of avoiding this accusation: either don’t talk about anything odd, or don’t look too happy while you do. Ironically, the epitome of normality these days seems to be the world of business, which in the UK and the US (following classical economic theory) puts the individual’s self-interest above any notions of community or selflessness. The rationale for this is expressed by Adam Smith’s paranormal-sounding metaphor of the ‘invisible hand’ which apparently ensures that unhindered self-interest ultimately benefits everybody.

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.NET is the UK’s best-selling Internet magazine. My letter
was printed as “Letter of the month” in January 2000. Dear Editor, I’m concerned by reports of a trend towards search engines which retrieve only “official” or “popular” websites. Although, on the surface, this may sound like a good idea, I’d like to start some alarm bells ringing. The rationale for such search engines is, of course, that people dislike wading through website dross – the facility to filter out rubbish is seen as desirable and marketable. Separating quality from dross is, however, a highly subjective process. I fear that by listing only official and statistically popular sites, the search engines will be favouring large corporations and institutions – which is no guarantee of quality content. I assume that the “popularity” of a website will be measured by the number of links to it. Unfortunately, the biggest factor in attracting links is advertising, not merit. This means that “popularity” will be largely a measure of advertising expenditure. Until now, search engines have given us a level playing field – you don’t need to be a newspaper tycoon to put your message out. This is what raises the Internet above the other mass media. If the new generation of official/popular search engines becomes the standard, the playing field will definitely be tilted in favour of the big players. Currently, web searches occasionally dredge up garbage, but that’s a small price to pay for the odd gems that appear. The big corporate sites will never give us diversity, eccentricity, satire, integrity – content which isn’t about selling something.
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no resources or services useful to human life. So it’s the only letter here that wasn’t published – but it came close. It used to be called usury. but unfortunately they followed a policy of phoning me to ensure that I’d written it exclusively to them. refers to comments made about unemployment by the UK government (and. These pointless jobs (many in financial services) have no effect except to move money around in databases. they can be employed in telesales or supermarket trolley shepherding. Dear Editor. 71 . There’s no excuse for laziness and dependence. Yet there is widespread poverty amongst old people. Let’s put them to work. Problem is. low-paid jobs? THE INDEPENDENT This letter. £44 billion goes to the elderly. Dear Editor. half of UK jobs produce no “real wealth”. Why should only the young benefit from pointless. If they can use a phone or walk a dog. Many of the elderly are able-bodied. (They would’ve printed it on 2 August 2000). by the Chancellor. That’s ten times the amount spent on Jobseekers Allowance. in particular. The total cost of welfare is £99 billion per year. Of that. People actually burn up fossil fuels travelling to these pointless jobs. printed on 16 March 2001. In an uncharacteristic moment of honesty. I admitted that I’d sent the same letter to ten other newspapers. Next time I’ll be prepared to lie. Gordon Brown). benefiting the rich.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FINANCIAL TIMES The Financial Times wanted to print this letter. Gordon Brown says full employment is achievable.

Dear Editor. 60 per cent of employees dislike their jobs. Presbyterians. Our modern obsession at work – with deadlines. That’s why. Les Prince made a very interesting comparison of religious cult members and corporate employees.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FORTEAN TIMES (2) Here’s another letter I had published by Fortean Times (in their March 1998 issue). working as an employee can be as dangerous as joining a cult. on the other hand. The beliefs which underlie our work ethic are thought to originate with Protestant sects such as the Calvinists and Puritans. Quakers. haste and urgency – can be traced to the Puritans’ perception of there being a perilously short time in which to build God’s Kingdom on Earth. Instead of mass suicides. respectable society could be viewed as a crazy work cult which persecutes anyone not sharing its unhealthy obsession with toil. we spend most of our waking hours performing tasks that bore and frustrate us. and see their work as pointless. feel stressed and underpaid. It begins by commenting on a previous article in the magazine. manipulated into performing actions which aren’t in their best interest. Our normal. I think there’s more to this than meets the eye. According to a recent BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey. gullible types. We tend to see cult members as weak. In fact. we have the slow torture of boredom and bureaucracy. According to Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution. Wesleyans and other nonconformist religious cults were greatly over-represented among the early industrialists. We. are in control of our lives. A recent 72 . as employees.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Department of Health report. THE SUN I feel very proud to have letters printed by The Sun (this one on 26 July 2000). according to government figures. Mental Health and Stress in the Workplace. Road accidents. 73 . Dear Editor. THE GUARDIAN This letter (published on 12 January 2000) commented on the flu epidemic sweeping through Britain at the time. less than ten children are killed each year by strangers in England and Wales. with the result that everyone in the office catches flu. however. so call in sick before you get ill. most of whom find difficulty in stringing more than two sentences together). And I received a £15 prize (I guess that The Sun. On average. work-orientated employee-slaves. Last year’s Government clamp-down on “sick-note culture” was regrettable. The media obsession with paedophiles distorts perceptions of risks to children. unlike most other newspapers. Taking time off sick is seen as a bad career move. Dear Editor. needs to provide a financial incentive to its readers. kill or seriously injure several thousand children every year. I sent it in the midst of yet another overblown media scare over paedophiles. Personality assessment techniques have long been used in industry to ensnare a stable supply of obedient. revealed that people who work more than 48 hours per week have double the risk of coronary heart disease. My advice: prevention is better than cure.

yet another burglar alarm is wailing in the background. stop watching Crimewatch UK and get a life. The murder rate is the same now as it was in 1857. with a big headline. When did we all decide it was necessary to install these demonic devices? For the last five years.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE CHRONICLE This was one of several letters I had published in my local weekly newspaper in the late nineties. on average – more are killed by parents. Dear Editor As I write. crime is definitely not escalating. from most people. Even if you’re sceptical about short-term crime statistics. there is strong evidence that crime is less common now than 100 or 200 years ago (those who doubt this should spend a few years researching the historic data on crime). Despite what the scaremongers say. hurting my eardrums. 74 . the local burglary rate has decreased each year by about 30%. yet people continue to install burglar alarms. as it was printed at the top of the letters page. seem to complain about dog turds on the pavement and rude taxi drivers. I think the editor liked my letter. The risk to children has actually fallen by a third since 1988. My advice is: disconnect the alarm. They print virtually anything – in fact most letters. According to government statistics. It only seems that there are more of these “stranger-danger” murders because the newspapers wallow in every single case. saying: “Stop the Alarms”. only six children are killed each year by strangers.

health problems. But it cost over £5 billion to set up. etc. etc.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Only one in 4.000 elderly women will be attacked. they pointed to more common risks. And turn off that alarm which is hurting my ears. unlike the overall crime rate. If. There are far greater risks in life than crime: car crashes. Dear Editor. however. security devices. Advertisers love scaremongering TV programmes because they boost sales of insurance policies. 75 . mobile phones. That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100.000. Politicians point to crime more than other risks simply because it’s politically advantageous to do so – it offends nobody. eg workplace accidents and stress-related illness. vehicle recovery services. There are many groups with vested commercial/political interests in making you afraid of crime. yet more than a third fear going outside their own homes. My letter (published on 15 July 2000) was an attempt to expose the public cost of this “success”. So I ask you: don’t succumb to their fearful propaganda. The risk of a car crash is 50 times greater than the risk of serious crime. The New Deal has created 50. workplace accidents. which is often criticised for being unreliable.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist. they’d make powerful enemies in the corporate sector. THE GUARDIAN (2) A government press release about the “success” of the New Deal welfare-to-work scheme boasted about all the jobs it had created. alarms. Statistics like these tend to be reliable.

” In one interview. it was about programme-makers getting young children to utter TV-appropriate soundbites. This wasn’t about poverty. 76 . right. Dear Editor. The following week. (Note: Radio Times edited out the last sentence. 25 September) on Eyes of a Child. Radio Times published a reader’s letter responding to mine. which not only misrepresented my views. since it contained the main point of my letter). in which he expressed contempt for the depiction of “TV-appropriate soundbites” and “shockhorror antisocial behaviour”. but also attacked me personally (in a polite way of course – this is a BBC magazine): Dear Editor I am writing in protest to Brian Dean’s letter (RT. which was billed as a documentary on child poverty in Britain. Gullible viewers will have been led to think the issue is moral (this is the usual reaction when people are shown images of delinquency). and his mother sprinkles heroin on his cornflakes. The Eyes of a Child was supposed to be about poverty but it seemed merely an excuse to show children confessing shockhorror “antisocial behaviour. and will consequently have no insight into the causes/effects of poverty. a boy who looked about four years old gleefully described how he “hotwires” cars. I’ve included it.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RADIO TIMES (2) My second letter published in Radio Times (25 September 1999 issue) was in response to a BBC programme called The Eyes of a Child. Yeah.

Did anyone notice the weird contradiction between those newspaper headlines blaming “spiralling” welfare costs on the “workshy”. and the official unemployed count showing the lowest figure for 18 years. From her experience. I suppose. is that not only can you not trust editors to print your letter intact (in a way that doesn’t distort your views). but neither can you trust them to not to print responses to something you didn’t actually say. I have been taught not to make assumptions about people. and that apparently includes benefit fraud. I know that children like those shown in the documentary do exist. but I find myself accused of being a suburb-dweller who denies the existence of extremes of social deprivation. was published in the August-September 1998 edition of the Idler. 77 . only 9 percent* of welfare expenditure goes on the unemployed. The moral. According to the DSS’s own figures.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ My mother has taught at an inner-city Bradford school since before I was born and her pupils in the past have ranged from heroin babies to 13-year-old pimps. Also. THE IDLER The whole of this letter. including the postscript. but I feel compelled to ask: which suburb of Chester is Mr Dean from? Laura Webster Funny – I thought I’d criticised a TV programme. Dear Idler.

The total cost of the scheme is £5.7 billion* (according to DSS figures). But maybe it also serves to distract us from the real “scandals” such as the billions lost through the gaping loopholes in the tax system which make tax virtually optional for the super-rich. welfare spending rose.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In fact. * The current figures. Whatever the reasons for the increasing attacks on the idle. given an ageing population. as at 2002: approximately 5 percent (about £5 billion) of the total welfare budget (approximately £100 billion) goes on the unemployed. So why this frenzied media attack on people without jobs? To me. from a total annual welfare budget of £96. “DSS” refers to the Department of Social Security. Keep up the great stuff in the Idler. by only 2.2 billion*. which has since been renamed the Department for Work and Pensions. two recessions and the falling wages of the low-paid. welfare spending isn’t spiralling out of control. Britain is near the bottom of the league table of developed nations in terms of welfare spending. Ireland and Greece spend less on welfare.5 percent – a small amount. PS. relative to GDP [Gross Domestic Product]. In the EU. The total annual welfare expenditure on the unemployed is a mere £8. During the four terms of Tory government. it sounds like the imposition of an outdated and unhealthy Puritan morality. at least we can see that the economic justifications for these attacks are completely without foundation. 78 . Did you know that the government’s advertising budget for their New Deal welfare-to-slavery scheme is £18 million (of taxpayers’ money).2 billion. only Portugal.

The way this government talks about work reminds me of the infamous “Arbeit Macht Frei” (“Work Makes One free”) Nazi concentration camp entrance sign. When newspapers interpret an increase in cell phone theft as “crime spiralling out of control”. It was published on 26 April 2002. Coercion can always create full employment. In this interview. Dear Editor. BBC RADIO 4 PM NEWS The BBC read out part of the following letter on their main evening radio news programme (on 4 July 2001). Prison workshops have full employment. The British media should learn from this that exaggerating the crime problem doesn’t merely sell newspapers – it can have damaging repercussions for society too. One reason for the popularity of the Far Right in France is public fear about crime.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE INDEPENDENT (2) This letter was written just after the 2002 election success of the (basically fascist) Jean-Marie Le Pen in France. they play a dangerous game of scaremongering. the minister talked patronisingly (like a schoolteacher lecturing kids) about the social benefits of work. I wrote it in response to an interview with a government minister (Alistair Darling) from their programme the previous night. 79 . and the government’s intention to create a “work first” culture. Hitler provided full employment. Dear Editor.

but I made an exception for TV celebrity/comedian Alan Davies. you’re a corporate whore. He was interviewed in the Guardian’s Weekend magazine supplement. but that he did them for financial security and that he needed the money. And now government ministers want to promote a “work first” culture. and which paragraph they cut. he said that he felt uneasy about it. every word you say is suspect. I found this unbelievable. THE GUARDIAN (3) I generally avoid personal criticism. Given that he’d already successfully crossed over into mainstream TV and was appearing as the star of a high-ratings prime-time BBC TV series. but the whole point of celebrity endorsements is that the celebs are flush to begin with – they don’t need the extra cash. Dear Editor. Are they insane? You can probably guess which paragraph they read out. yet working hours have risen during this period. end of story”. My letter was printed in the Guardian’s Weekend supplement the following Saturday (8 September 2001). Celebrities cite “financial security” as a reason for doing ads. I’m not surprised Alan Davies feels uneasy about doing bank commercials.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ What happened to leisure? We’ve seen incredible advances in labour-saving technology over the last 30 years. and when asked about the highly lucrative TV advertisements he was doing for Abbey National. 80 . Davies should take the advice of Bill Hicks: “If you do a commercial you’re off the artistic roll call.

It always helps if someone else writes a letter with a similar perspective to your own. 81 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Letters published in The Independent (16/3/01) on the theme of pointless jobs.

So. when most students paid nothing for their education. maybe it’s time to close the tax loopholes exploited by the super-rich. Dear Editor. The context was a media debate about charging college students for their education. none for publicsector wage increases or students. no public money to improve pensions. Dear Editor. Dear Editor. I assume that their letters editor forgot that Rupert Murdoch (who owns the newspaper) is one of the worst offenders when it comes to tax avoidance in the UK. THE SUN (3) Another one printed in the sleazy tabloid (on 28 January 2003). and precious little for improving public transport. If Tony Blair thinks we can’t afford the firefighters’ 16% pay rise. THE GUARDIAN (4) Printed by the Guardian on 19 December 2002. but by a dubious political ideology. That should generate around £85 billion (according to previous press reports) – more than enough to fund generous public sector pay rises.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE SUN (2) I was surprised that The Sun printed this letter (on 28 November 2002 – during the national firefighters’ strike). This country is much wealthier than in the 1970s. The “funding crisis” in higher education is created not by lack of funds. But didn’t productivity rise 82 .

respectively). BBC RADIO 4 TODAY (ONLINE) The following two letters were published by BBC Radio 4 online (7 April 2003 and 13 May 2003.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ dramatically during the technological revolution? Didn’t national wealth soar? So where is all the money going. The context is the Bush/Blair war on Iraq. Until it does. Dear Editor. and what happened to the dream of increased leisure? THE DAILY EXPRESS & THE INDEPENDENT Both of these newspapers printed my letter on the same day (13 December 2002). I hear Bush and Blair are nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Given their selfless sacrifice of thousands of Iraqi lives and $100 billion of taxpayers’ money – plus their miraculous ability to speak truth when lying – surely nothing less than sainthood is acceptable. Dear Editor. Why do you label certain incidents as “friendly fire”? The Iraqi regime hasn’t yet proved its innocence with regard to these incidents. If only 10% of office staff worked one day a week at home. Dear Editor. The government has overlooked an obvious way to tackle road congestion: give employers financial incentives to allow staff to work from home. you should remain impartial and use the phrase “alleged Iraqi atrocities”. 83 . we’d notice a significant reduction in road traffic (and pollution).

I also notice a sort of design snobbery which draws a bogus line between “professional” and “amateur” sites. No wonder so many corporate sites look identical. clichés (“The user rules”) and gobbledegook (“Push the boundaries as far as possible while maintaining a commonality in design”). The British government warns France and Germany not to undermine the UN over the rebuilding of Iraq. This is usually based upon technological capability rather than quality of imagination. 2. of course.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE INDEPENDENT Printed on 18 April 2003 (in the context of the 2003 Iraq war). Where is the line drawn between news and satire? . They confirmed my suspicion that “success” in web design is currently more about conforming to corporate respectability than true creativity. I was unimpressed by the “world’s top designers”. And. Let me see if I've got this right: 1. Dear Editor. They spoke the usual banalities (“Design is about communication”). Dear Paul.NET (2) This well-known UK internet magazine printed recommendations by the “world’s top designers” on how websites should look. upon a set of anal design rules (no large text. Britain bombs Iraq without UN legitimacy. In 84 . I was unimpressed by the corporate mentality behind their views. no groovy textures or tiled backgrounds. etc).

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ many ways I prefer the old “amateurish” look – it had a naive charm which I find preferable to corporate-conformity slickness. the TV licensing operation has targeted local newspapers with press releases intended to frighten “licence dodgers”. Perhaps the only way for web design to progress is by going through a sort of “postmodernist” phase (don’t laugh) in which anything goes – even large text. The licence interferes with your right to receive information. The BBC prosecutes 130. There is now a growing campaign against the heavy-handed practices of the TV licensing brigade.000 people a year for watching TV without a licence. Many or most are on minimum wage or benefits. Opinion polls consistently show 65–81 percent of the public opposed to the licence fee as a method of funding. The BBC thus needlessly criminalises poverty. Local newspapers will print anything. I’d also encourage web designers to check out the “Lowbrow” art movement for visual inspiration. Dear Editor. In the past. inappropriate bitmaps and gaudy backgrounds. (You are not allowed to receive other channels that are not funded by the licence without first having a licence to watch the BBC.) 85 . Anything to get away from the corporate designer-elite mentality. From what I can gather most (if not all) printed it. LOCAL NEWSPAPERS I sent this letter (on BBC TV licensing) to over 80 regional newspapers in the UK.

Should the TV licensing people come to you with press releases. Please visit http:// www. “independent”. In fact. I would ask you please to bear in mind the above points. A further concern is the claimed “neutral". For example. Going by the polls.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The BBC is not accountable to those who pay its bills – they must pay without choice.com 86 . And it has suppressed debate on the future of the licence fee.bbcresistance. For further details on the campaign. The BBC produces a large range of services. I think the majority of your readers would thank you for not publishing their threateningly worded material. the licence fee does not make the BBC independent but completely dependent on government. “public service” nature of the BBC. but he told the Media Society in 1993 that it was possible to finance the BBC through subscription.tvlicensing.biz or http://www. which renews the fee and appoints the Chairman. Director General. A senior adviser to the government recently accused the BBC of being a “cultural tyranny”. a study quoted by the Guardian (22/4/2003) accuses the BBC of broadcasting government propaganda and failing to reflect the high level of public dissent over the Iraq issue. Many of those prosecuted for not having a licence cannot afford the services which the BBC would spend their licence money on. etc. All with money extracted under threat of criminal prosecution. It is also launching many new radio stations and internet/digital services. Greg Dyke says there is “no alternative“ to the licence fee. for most of which there is no demonstrated demand. including at least 10 television stations.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A letter of mine published in a local newspaper called The Standard (written under a pseudonym). 87 .

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What exactly do you mean by that? 89 . Borderlines regular Richard Holland has been to investigate further. From the transcript of the Borderlines shoe: Borderlines Host: I have the first edition of a new magazine in front of me now. and is aimed at what’s called ‘the anxiously inclined’. One of the journalists from the show had seen my cartoon ads for Anxiety Culture in Fortean Times magazine. It’s Anxiety Culture. a satellite and a supermarket trolley – and across the inside back cover the message “Your home is at risk if you do not keep up payments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it”. which has on the cover the earth from space. God knows what the respectable BBC radio listeners of suburban Wales made of the broadcast.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BBC RADIO WALES INTERVIEW The first media interview I ever gave (not long after publishing issue one of Anxiety Culture in 1995) was for a BBC Radio Wales show called Borderlines. it’s clearly your belief that we are living in an anxiety culture. Female voice (reading quote from Anxiety Culture): “There is more than enough to go around – you don’t have to fight or suffer for it. and tracked me down to do an interview.” Richard Holland: Some of the philosophy to be found in the Anxiety Culture magazine produced by Brian Dean. just find an enjoyable way to receive it. Now Brian.

two percent of the gross national product is lost through stress-related diseases. RH: What sort of negative influences are there then. At the very least. Anxiety Culture is a magazine which focuses on the way mainstream society tends to overdose on anxiety. we shows that six out of ten people in the country are profoundly unhappy with their jobs – they feel stressed and insecure... concerning anxiety in the workplace. in your opinion? BD: There are lots of interesting facts and figures. (recording garbled) .. anxieties about crime. RH: You use the phrase “anxiety junkies” which you accuse us all of being.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Brian Dean: Well.. which we quoted. anxieties about money. for instance. There’s a major BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey. And the most amazing one that I came across was a major survey commissioned by the 90 . anxieties about whether your life is as exciting as people tell you it should be – that kind of thing. Forty million working days are lost every year through stress. rather than doing something which is going to give you a beneficial effect. The way we put it is that we’re looking at the anxieties encoded in the building blocks of mainstream culture – anxieties about work. people would rather watch hours of shock-horror news stories which are going to leave you anxious and depressed. and they see their work as not being of any service to society... BD: To give you an example.

91 . RH: Right.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ government which shows that one in seven people suffer from neurotic disorders – mainly anxiety or depressive disorders. from 1983 to 1993. I think. was one example you gave. However you have other examples to suggest we really do seem to want to be looking for these negative things to stress us out – like crime. to me. And that’s also reflected in the statistics for the number of prescriptions for sleeping pills and antidepressants – the figure I saw was eighty million prescriptions issued per year. Now. BD: Yes. the number of children under sixteen that were murdered each year averaged eighty-six. I think it’s obvious that the corporate culture really is an anxiety culture. since 1973. which is amazing really. if you look at the real crime statistics rather than focusing on television and newspaper hysteria. most people would argue that though we might be stressed. there are some interesting statistics about crime which I think say a great deal about how our fears about crime are somewhat misplaced. per year were murdered by strangers. on average. we all need to work. The figures that I quote are official figures from the Sunday Times. only five. Of course. I think it becomes more and more apparent that the phrase “rising tide of crime” is absurdly inappropriate in some cases. But the more interesting statistic. Secondly. Firstly. the child murder rate has fallen by almost a half. 6th August this year [1995]. is that out of those eighty-six murders.

But people will always say: “Ah yes. You can go a step further and say that it’s in the interests of advertisers to have an anxious public. that that’s something we’ve increased in anxiety over. Is that true? BD: But I think it’s a question of belief rather than a question of actuality. which is the belief. Do you think that reflects a general increase of anxiety in society? BD: Yes. They might say to you: “Oh yes. tend to look back to a golden age. But it doesn’t matter if anxiety makes people more suggestible or not. what techniques do they use to grab the anxious and make people more anxious? 92 . RH: So it does sound that as far as crime or fear of crime is concerned. though. in those days you could go out after dark and feel safe”. since it’s obvious that it makes people compulsive consumers. So there are a lot of people who benefit from widespread public anxiety. But that’s the point – they felt safe. And research has shown that people who are anxious are also more suggestible. for example.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RH: A lot of people. If you look back at the statistics there’s nothing to suggest that people were any safer going out after dark in the thirties or in the fifties. It’s not the actuality. but in my young day there wasn’t all this crime”. From that you can see that advertisements work best on anxious people. you can say that. That’s a fact when you look at the figures. RH: How do they make use of this anxiety? In advertising.

it’s exploiting people’s feeling of inadequacy. It’s become a bit of a cliché these days that people in advertisements are all suntanned and perfect and beautiful – so nobody gives it all that much thought. I think most people would deny being influenced by advertisements. Female voice (reading the ‘negative thought loop’ from Anxiety Culture issue 1): “It’s too hard. I think. which makes the adverts all that more effective. there’s too much to do – because – life is tough – because – the universe isn’t safe – because – that’s what I believe – because – that’s what I am taught to believe – because – I have to be taught rather than just believe what I want – because – I can’t have what I want – because – I don’t deserve to have what I want – because – I’m not good enough – because – I haven’t earned it yet – because – I can’t – because – It’s too hard.. is if we’re all anxiety-driven and propelled by negative thoughts in this way. how do we get out of it? BD: One of the main things we’re trying to get across is that your level of anxiety doesn’t depend upon what’s happening out there so much as what you believe about what’s happening. which you quote in your magazine. mainly. there’s too much to do..” RH: Now that was a negative thought loop which we’ve just heard. because nobody is thinking about the effect on themselves. of course. To give an example – if you believe that the universe is fundamentally unsafe.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BD: In advertising. The question. and you’re suggesting that a lot of us – perhaps most of us – are caught up in this. then you’re 93 . but obviously people are influenced on a massive scale when you look at the amounts of money involved in advertising.

you obviously feel helpless. then for the most part. which is the way you feel we all ought to be thinking. fine. And if people say “well. so people are free to interpret their safety in a way that advantages them rather than disadvantages them. So in case we’ve left everybody feeling terribly depressed and anxious. Female voice (reading the ‘positive thought loop’ from Anxiety Culture issue 1): “It’s unnecessary for anyone to have less than they desire – because – there is an unlimited supply of all the desired things – because – the universe is abundant enough to support the prosperity of all – because – the universe is safe and infinitely supportive – because – that’s what I have decided to believe – because – I can believe what I want to believe – because – I can do all the things I want – because – I deserve to do all the things I want – because – everyone deserves all that they desire – because – It’s unnecessary for anyone to have less than they desire. what about objectivity?”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ going to be constantly experiencing a state of panic and anxiety. If. So it’s a question of belief. But for now. because with a lack of safety on that scale.. RH: Right. you’re going to feel comfortable. on the other hand. my response is that nobody has yet invented a way to objectively measure how safe the universe is..” 94 . thanks Brian very much. you believe in a universe that is fundamentally safe. we’ll leave people with the positive thought loop.

I played up the idea that “we” are an “organisation”. in-depth interview (which is printed below) – this was used to provide material for the article. But it’s the concluding section from The Face’s article that I like most. Anxiety Culture was one of the “organisations” they covered.. ‘That’s really worrying.” 95 . their techniques often adopted by the very forces they oppose. anger and an endlessly swelling band of acolytes with innovative. I gave them a long. disruptive ideas of their own.. as it seems to portray Anxiety Culture as one of the leading prankster-anarchist organisations in the country: “However weird. ‘The bourgeoisie has picked up on these humorous activities’ frets George Mckay.’ Yet Luther Blissett. the activities of the pranksters continue to be hugely influential. whose spokesperson says: “Groups like Anxiety Culture do farcical things with heavy political issues which make us laugh and sit with our need to be entertained – it’s not about dogma and you don’t need a Guardian-reading mentality to appreciate it”. Among other things. since I thought that was probably what they wanted to hear.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERVIEW WITH THE FACE The Face (a popular glossy trend magazine) printed a long article called Pranking is Anarchy in their October 2000 edition. their article quotes a youth marketing consultancy firm called Informer. rather than printed in interview format. Anxiety Culture and all the other groups have huge resources of creativity. marginal or self-indulgent they may sound. author of DIY Protest: Party and Protest in Nineties Britain.

“for those who live to loaf” was ripped off by the advertisers of a popular brand of cider). satire etc – using as much intelligence as we can muster. We want to see basic survival anxieties alleviated by the introduction of something like a “Basic Income” or “National Dividend”. laziness. survival anxieties. We’d like to see “maximum leisure” replace “full employment” as an achievable political goal. etc). It’s about gentle subversion of bureaucratic authority and work-obsessed corporate craziness. We’d appreciate it if the 96 . what your aims and manifestos are? BD: Anxiety Culture is about the fear and paranoia behind the smiling mask of “normal” society. it’s about psychological gimmicks and economic taboos (welfare.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A lot of marketing agencies and fashion gurus read The Face in order to keep up with youth trends – so I’m waiting to have some of my material ripped off by marketers (in the same way that the Idler’s slogan. CK: What does Anxiety Culture hope to achieve? BD: There are some specific things. Pranksterism is an important element – but not in the sense of throwing eggs at rich people. poverty. Anyway. We’d like to see this notion discredited. politicians see “jobs” as a cure-all for social ills. The aim is to stop people in their tracks through irony. here is the interview conducted by Christian Koch for The Face: CK: Can you give a brief summary of what Anxiety Culture is about. For example.

I’ve not seen any reports like that for a long time. you can see how things have shifted over the last decade. 97 . statistics. say. less gullible public. creativity. cannabis. perspectives. as it seems to have tapped into a rich vein of ideas. I’ve continued with the Anxiety Culture theme. plenty of ideas. viewpoints. CK: What motivated you to found AC? And why do you preside over the organisation now? BD: Idealism. causing brain damage etc. I think. It also seems to strike a chord with people. dissatisfaction with the media. Plus frustration with my job. is a better informed. CK: What is the likelihood of Anxiety Culture achieving it? BD: If you look at public attitudes towards. figures. etc. And there are many. that we’d like to bring into public awareness. Newspapers used to report scientific studies claiming that cannabis was highly toxic and addictive. many facts. We wish business people had a better grasp of the history of so-called “free market” economics – instead of ignorantly regurgitating simplistic “market” slogans. dislike of the paranoid-competitive nature of the business world. I think a similar thing could happen with the kinds of issues Anxiety Culture is concerned with – in fact I think it’s already happening.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ mainstream media would begin to question a dominant economic worldview which is two centuries out of date. The reason.

I got a good view of how large companies operate. or hard-line agit-prop? BD: To be honest. Highly paid. then I worked for several years in the computing industry.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What is your own background? (I’m familiar with your work in the Idler – are you a journalist/academic?) BD: I trained as an architect. and a big taste of the soul-destroying nature of office jobs. and I like their ideas – but I haven’t met them or collaborated with them. CK: A lot of AC’s ideas share similarities with the ethos of Decadent Action (especially Phone In Sick Day). The closest thing we’ve got to the other end of the axis is the Inter98 . The reason I’m not sure what’s at the other end is because for thousands of years we’ve only ever experienced authority hierarchies. Still. I quit full-time work in the early nineties. CK: Where does Anxiety Culture fit in on the political spectrum? Would you claim that you are anarchist or neo-Situationist. but boring. Have you ever been associated with that flamboyant clique? BD: I’ve corresponded with them a few times. I don’t identify myself with any of those categories. but occasionally went back to do consultancy work (if I could get it) whenever my money ran out. I ended up doing computer and business consultancy work for large financial services companies. I think there’s an axis which runs perpendicular to the right-wing/left-wing axis. It’s “authority hierarchies” at one end of this axis and I’m not sure what is at the other end.

99 . Luther Blissett. CK: Why are there so many neo-Situationist groups at the moment (eg guerrilla gardening. you’d think that the only economic choice available was between Adam Smith and Karl Marx. I think there’s much more creativity at large than stuffy politicians could imagine. CK: What does the fact that there are organisations such as Anxiety Culture tell us about ‘traditional’ politics. Young people want novelty and relevance. its appeal to youth and the politicisation or otherwise of young people? BD: I think this is covered by what I said before about traditional politics having obsolete categories (right v left) and limitations (Capitalism/Socialism). Marxism is 100 years out of date. On the other hand I can see how the “prankster” element – and the Situationist take on the media – appeals to people. So I think it’s a good thing that there are these newer alternatives like Situationism – at least it forces people to think outside of the Capitalism/Communism polar mentality.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ net. Adam Smith’s “classical free-market economics” is 200 years out of date. from watching TV. Nottingham Psychogeographical Unit)? BD: A cynical answer would be that people are jumping on bandwagons. Perhaps this explains why some of the Situationist stuff seems unoriginal and a bit dreary. Another comment I’d make about politics is that sometimes.

100 . I think the mainstream media will increasingly make use of material from sources like Anxiety Culture. So yes. So to answer your question.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What effect do you think Anxiety Culture has had on mainstream culture? Where do you think your influence is most evident? BD: Good question. I was also interviewed by the Independent newspaper – but that didn’t get as much response as the Guardian article (probably because the Independent forgot to print my contact details or web address). a BBC Radio 4 journalist wanted my input on a programme he was creating. The best response I had was when the Guardian printed a long article of mine – I received literally hundreds of enthusiastic letters and emails. I’d have to look at the times when Anxiety Culture has appeared in the mass media. I also found that media people began to contact me. The Irish Independent and the Big Issue in Scotland reprinted it. The Guardian website links to Anxiety Culture on several pages – and I noticed that the other links which the Guardian lists on these pages have been lifted straight off my own links page. Success at that scale results only from “word-of-mass-media”. The article seemed to have struck a chord. I don’t believe in “word-of mouth”. as in “Blair Witch [the popular film] owes its success to word-of-mouth”. etc. A BBC2 Newsnight editor phoned me about appearing in a Newsnight debate. someone from Carlton TV wanted me to go on a discussion programme about stress and the rat-race.

This was deeply embarrassing given the Conservative government’s position on the EU ruling on working hours. “Avoid Meetings – Stupidity is Contagious” stickers in boardrooms etc. CK: Have you ever managed to gauge public reaction to Anxiety Culture’s stunts? BD: I’ve had a lot of people telling me the amusing places they’ve applied my stickers. according to an independent report. “Crap Job Watch” stickers in Job Centres. 101 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What has Anxiety Culture been up to recently? Where have you done this and why? BD: I’m working on an ambitious project called “Memory Lapse”. Another example: A 1996 government report found that people working over 48 hours per week have double the risk of coronary heart disease. but the media pretty much ignores it – even though it has important implications. you’d think. Except that the story was buried. It happens often: I see a news item that raises my eyebrows. Fiddles in Whitehall were costing the taxpayer £5 billion a year. and was promptly forgotten. A fairly important story. To give you an example – a few years ago BBC Radio 4 had a story about government fraud. The report was suppressed – it made a few column inches at most. The plan is to create an online database containing news items that contradict consensus beliefs.

it looks like everything is changing. CK: Has targeting local newspapers had any success (I saw the examples on the website)? BD: I’ve been concentrating on national newspapers. it looks like nothing is changing. CK: Is Anxiety Culture associated with any other factions such as Luther Blissett. That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100. But if you look at the Internet. The Guardian published another letter of mine a few days ago. 102 . but I don’t have any associations with them. there’ll be more leisure time.000. Stewart Home. The changes I’m interested in will alleviate survival anxieties – people will know they can always rely on a survival income. and have had a surprising amount of success. etc – I don’t see progress towards these things as “destabilising”. unemployed people won’t be stigmatised. I occasionally correspond with some of the “Neoist” people.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist. I’m not too keen on the word “destabilise”. It read: Dear Editor – The New Deal has created 50.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: Are things genuinely being destabilised? Have you got any examples? BD: If you look at TV and newspaper headlines. Santarchy et al? BD: I’m aware of their existence. young people won’t have 40 years of low-paid wage-slavery ahead of them. But it cost over £5 billion to set up. less bureaucratic interference in your private life.

His pranks include sending spoof letters to local newspapers about the virtues of having a pet lobster or covert leftist propaganda. BD: I have toyed with the idea of producing bogus stuff. otherwise it backfires. That kind of thing is for would-be media celebrities. informing them of his own death. I wouldn’t advise people to put turf on a statue of a national hero.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: Ever thought about sending bogus press releases to newspapers? Stewart Home once deceived the Big Issue into running a story about Salman Rushdie burning copies of the Koran on the fifth anniversary of the fatwa and has submitted spoof obituaries to broadsheets. I’d never pull a stunt which would hurt or disadvantage anyone. The problem is I don’t really like to deceive people. For example. BD: I like that kind of thing – but it has to be well done. There are some pranks which approach “performance art” and which have a kind of poetic resonance in their own right – but they are quite rare. CK: Do you seriously advocate that people should not read newspapers. It has to be intelligenceraising. Gentle irony and satire is what I prefer – where everyone can be in on the joke. as the cynical mindset of hacks infects the content? How are people supposed to keep abreast of current events? 103 . not just puerile self-aggrandisement or selfpublicity. CK: There is an NHS library assistant in Leicester who operates under the pseudonym of Henri Beauchamp.

104 . employees often seem to be in a rushed. I’ll also be progressing the “Memory Lapse” database. and secondly because I’m not in the habit (I hope) of telling people what they should and shouldn’t do. For example. There are a number of psychological tricks which will relieve this – but they’re just temporary practices. But I think it’s a good idea to take a break from “media noise” occasionally – to completely avoid it. Anxiety Culture advocates the use of psychological tools (gimmicks) – little experiments that can bring shifts in consciousness in environments which are otherwise fairly “controlling” – such as the workplace. as a temporary psychological experiment. CK: What has Anxiety Culture got planned for the next six months? BD: There’s a book in the works – sort of Anxiety Culture: The Book. harassed state at work. I think that’s a good metaphor. say for a few weeks. not a set of “Thou Shalts”. Language doesn’t just affect us consciously – it also has a hypnotic effect. William Burroughs talked about “the word” acting as a virus. writing some articles and expanding the website. due to constant performance pressures or deadlines. etc. It would be absurd for me to tell people they “should not” read newspapers or watch TV – firstly because I read newspapers and watch TV myself.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BD: My viewpoint on this probably needs a bit of explaining.

I think) said satirists and pranksters don’t contribute anything to society. It’s this state of affairs which led to my “The corporate image gets a little too trendy” postcard design. you have opportunities for satire and pranksterism. Obviously. Sometimes they axe the advertising campaign for “going too far”. those people from Scanner (CHK) who stood outside Virgin with placards saying ‘Overpriced CDs sold here’. authority and stupidity. conservative companies are not always too happy about the images used by the advertisers. There are some interesting stories of advertising agencies “pushing the envelope” in order to communicate with cynical youth – and then running up against opposition from the companies whose products they’re advertising. waving placards publicising the latest record. Wherever you have bureaucracy. but I don’t agree. I can see what they mean.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: It seems that a lot of marketing techniques are becoming increasingly influenced by anarchist pranks – for instance. Some people say there’s nothing to satirise any more. Where does this leave groups like Anxiety Culture? BD: A Conservative politician (Norman Tebbit. So it’s amusing to see corporations copy pranksters in order to appeal to the youth market. as the “real world” has gone beyond satire. so it’s a difficult balancing act for them. the street teams in New York who run into the street to disrupt the traffic. but they wish to reach the youth market. 105 .

This was supposed to attract employers into the New Deal scheme.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Another argument is that the corporate world is simply “co-opting” everything the satirists and pranksters do. the government killed that particular advert. Not surprisingly. St Lukes (they did the adverts for the government’s New Deal) has a “Work Sucks” page on their website – and they even have a link to Anxiety Culture! One of the adverts they made for the New Deal effectively says: “since the New Deal cost billions. I noticed recently that the ultra-trendy advertising agency. 106 . we’d better make sure it works”.

in which two people gave opposing views on a particular issue. Our arguments. I work for myself. The world is becoming increasingly competitive. In the 20th March 1999 edition. were compiled (and edited) from interviews. I argued against presenteeism. with people coming in who are prepared to work harder. and he said: “I work from seven in the morning until nine in the evening every day and most weekends. Life is about working hard and playing hard. I enjoy work. As long as you’re sincere in what you do. the issue was “presenteeism” (the opposite of “absenteeism” – eg spending all your time at the office. You have to stay one step ahead of the others”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERVIEW WITH THE INDEPENDENT ON “PRESENTEEISM” The Independent newspaper had a weekly section called Cross Words. regardless of actual work demands). He owns a hotel business. There’s no point in sitting around: life’s too short. I suggested the PR spokesperson from the Institute of Directors (but then I’ve got a warped sense of humour). Actually. and a self-made millionaire called Firoz Kassan argued in favour of it. In fact they asked me if I knew anyone who would be prepared to take a propresenteeism position. I made several points against presen- 107 . With free movement of labour in Europe now it’s going to get worse. as printed. that’s what matters. My guess is that The Independent couldn’t find anyone to argue in favour of presenteeism. Firoz Kassan argued in favour of hard work rather than “presenteeism”.

I asked my boss for some unpaid leave and he looked at me as if I was mad. so why are we working more? Production output has trebled in the last decade. I had 20 days’ paid leave a year but I needed more. But if you ask them if they’d still do it if they didn’t have to. The old ideas are carrying on and nobody’s questioning them. The concept was created at the beginning of the industrial revolution in an attempt to get people to work in factories. People should spend as little time as possible at work. work. but productivity was the same. By definition an enjoyable thing is something you’d do whether you were paid or not. Now I work as a contractor. and the factory owners found it difficult to make them come in and work consistently.” Technology is a big part of the issue: we’re constantly getting more from less. the idea that to be virtuous you must work. they say no. We live by an idea that is out of date: the Protestant work ethic. A study by Proctor & Gamble showed that people working reduced hours are significantly more productive. The idea that you had to suffer to be virtuous was translated into. People were accustomed to taking a day off every holy day. but no one’s benefiting. work. About five years after joining the rat race I started feeling extremely frustrated. In fact productivity increases among people who work less hours. If people started admitting they didn’t enjoy their jobs we’d have a much healthier situation. During the Edward Heath government we had a three-day week. Here is what they printed: Presenteeism is not natural. “You have to work to be virtuous.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ teeism. I left and took a year off. but the edited version of my comments which they printed is more of a general argument against the Protestant work ethic. If you ask most people whether they enjoy their work they say yes. six months on and six off. 108 .

college students could spend all their holiday periods on the dole. but in Britain it was possible to live on the dole for long periods without getting any hassle from the government. I don’t know what the exact situation was in the US. I know someone (who’s over 50 now. and a well-paid computer programmer) who lived for ten years on the dole in his youth. 12 April 2001). The amount of the dole. was much higher then than now. He says all he had to do was “sign on” each week – there were no other conditions for receiving the dole. Certainly I don’t think there was the intensity of hostility towards welfare recipients that you see now. relative to the “cost of living”. 109 . without any work requirement). I was asked to defend the concept of a Basic Income (a universal guaranteed income paid to everyone. and refuse to do any work. In those days. He is proud of his “drop-out” years.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BASIC INCOME FORUM This electronic debate took place on a special Internet forum discussing work issues (Why Work?. Nobody but a few rightwing spoilsports questioned any of this at the time. Questioner: You presumably recognize that we can’t all pay ourselves a Basic Income. let’s go back to when welfare (called the “dole” in Britain) was more generous and virtually an unconditional entitlement (ie prior to the reign of Mrs Thatcher). But obviously all this has changed over the last 25 years. Or are you counting on people to continue working after a Basic Income is implemented? BD: Firstly.

was a good investment in human creativity). I can easily believe that figure. there’s no doubt that it brought in a lot of tax revenue (it seems the dole. But. as I mentioned above. Also.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Somebody told me recently that the successful horrorfiction author. Whatever you think of “Britpop” (I always found it dreary and banal myself). going back to those pre-Thatcher years: despite the easy availability of dole. in this case. a survey in a popular music magazine (NME). and claimed they spent this time developing their musical skills. Some people took advantage of the situation. That’s a bit before my time. Even if all these people voluntarily quit their jobs (which they probably 110 . Clive Barker. Most people stayed in their jobs. Pulp etc) spent years on the dole. we had a “three-day week” during the time when Edward Heath was Prime Minister. A recent BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey revealed that 60% of employees find their work “of no use to society”. productivity remained virtually the same. More recently. spent nine years on the dole in his youth. but most people. Society didn’t fall apart. probably never considered quitting their jobs even for a moment. having families and work ethics. but I’m told that despite all work being cut by 40%. revealed that virtually all of the musicians involved in the “Britpop” scene (Oasis. Having worked in pointless Financial Services jobs myself. society didn’t fall apart.

I don’t think Basic Income would create any big problems.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ wouldn’t). So. of course) is because: a) it’s very bad PR (although it’s usually good news for the shareholders). and remain functioning as normal. taking all the above factors into account. where people feel obliged/coerced into taking a job they dislike due to basic survival anxiety. If people can make rational choices based on their wants and needs. I doubt there’d be any noticeable social effects in terms of lack of services or lower quality of life. b) they pay people such low wages that they can sometimes make a spurious costjustification case for keeping them on. that more approximates a true “free market” (ie people choosing the work/activity they want) than the system we have now. The only reason they don’t sack thousands of employees (sometimes they do. Such is the impact of automation. Financial Services companies could lose 70% of their human workers. and c) it would mean a big change in internal organisational/political structure – something that’s resisted within companies (unless someone fresh is brought in at a high level – this often does result in huge job losses). 111 . we might finally have a true “labour market” rather than a corporate-employment dictatorship. the people most likely to quit their jobs under a Basic Income scheme would be those who currently hate their jobs most. rather than desperate choices based on fear and stress. For me. And remember. even in worst-case scenarios.

as is the French 35-hour week experiment. it was possible to test these things with minimum risk. they’ve so far been successful. The same can be done with Basic Income – at minimum expense. and by introducing the French scheme on a gradual basis (it didn’t apply to small firms at first). If you found that everyone in the area took advantage of it by simply quitting their jobs. then obviously you’d have 112 . depending on the practical details of how you work it. conservative economists swore these schemes would end in disaster. experiment with it in the laboratory of social reality. as a society. The minimum wage is a case in point. while closely monitoring the results. But we wouldn’t know this if they hadn’t been tried out for real. we should have a fairly good idea about whether something will work. Or is that just timidity? BD: I think it’s timidity if we don’t even get to the stage where we try things on a small scale or gradually-implemented basis. Yes. By introducing the minimum wage at a very modest level. The administrative apparatus already exists to implement it – eg the tax system or the welfare system.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Questioner: But before a scheme like Basic Income is implemented shouldn’t we. In both cases. but the only way to do this is by trying it out in some way – to test it. have a much better idea of how it will work in practice. It could be tested in a small area for a year or two. They didn’t – on the contrary. rather than merely in the theory of economists (who usually get things wrong anyway).

in which the worse jobs are also the lowest paid is surely an economic perversion which only torturers and sadists would approve of. would be that it avoids all the complicated conditions that make the welfare system such a costly. 113 . bureaucratic mess). obviously. I personally like the idea of “negative income tax” as a way of gradually introducing Basic Income. There are different options to choose from. So the purely financial incentive to take a job – even a low-paid job – is greater under a Basic Income scheme than under current welfare systems. If nobody comes forward to do the job. Questioner: How do you get people to do the “dirty” jobs if they can support themselves on a Basic Income? BD: The answer is simple: the marketplace – ie supply and demand. The current system. that you get to keep your Basic Income payments after you get a job (unlike welfare. Remember. That’s how the “labour market” should always have worked. also. the income is raised until people do come forward to take the job. which you stop receiving once you get a job).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to rethink – perhaps build in a few conditions (although the point.

but I think the transcript of the review is worth including here for amusement value. Lisa Rogers: I work totally hard. They asked for a copy of my “Propaganda Kit” to use in the review. Natasha Bell and Lisa Rogers (who later became one of those glamorous female celebrities who adorn men’s magazine covers) – discussing the reviewed material against a giant projected backdrop. I wasn’t interviewed (I sent them a copy of my interview with The Face magazine to answer their questions about my background). Channel 4 advertised the show heavily. etc) it was broadcast live. The Frontal producers contacted me about featuring Anxiety Culture in their review section. dealing with fringe popular culture”. Natasha Bell: I think we do. as “a combination of cutting-edge music.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CHANNEL 4: “FRONTAL” Channel 4 described their late-night TV show. film. Judging from the chaotic nature of the show (presenters talking over each other. 114 . The review format was three presenters – James Hyman. technology and the Internet. drawing a large national (UK) audience. Here’s the transcript (the review was featured in the show broadcast on 1st September 2000): James Hyman: I think we all work too hard – do you not agree? (Backdrop changes to the hypno-spiral TV animation from the intro page of the Anxiety Culture website). Frontal. videos.

(holds up another postcard) and “Turn on.... You can put this. JH: Look at that (holds up postcard from Propaganda Kit) – “Team spirit means mob mentality”. They produce lots of stills [I think he meant stickers] – a Propaganda Kit. LR: (indecipherable interruption).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ JH: Anxiety Culture dot com – this is targeting corporate culture.. NB: You’ve got a kit here – what do you do with it? JH: You’ve got a kit – you get a lot of stickers. JH: “Don’t be a slave to someone else’s purpose” – have your own purpose. LR: Noooooo! JH: Enjoy your life. (Backdrop changes to the Propaganda Kit page from the Anxiety Culture website). NB: If you’re unhappy with your job. Enjoy your life. LR: Yeah! (Backdrop changes to “Crap Job Watch” graphic from Propaganda Kit). resign”.. We should enjoy life more. tune in. NB: I like that “Crap Job Watch” (pointing to backdrop). JH: Listen to this – “working more than forty eight hours doubles the risk of coronary heart disease”. 115 . Enjoy your life more. blame James first. for under ten pounds..

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JH: Can I just say a couple of their manifestos (reads from print-out) – “the more we dwell on responsibilities, the more responsibilities we get”. “Postpone worrying”. Why wake up in the morning thinking “I’m going to get the sack”? LR: So do you have to pay... do you actually have to pay for this? JH: You can pay for the kit... but read their manifestos. LR: You pay for the kit... so their manifesto means they get ten quid when you join... JH: Read. Read. Knowledge is power.

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The implication from one of the Frontal presenters that Anxiety Culture is a grubby money-making exercise was particularly ironic, under the circumstances. I sold, in total, less than ten Propaganda Kits (including after the publicity I received from this TV show). My original intention was that if I sold enough kits, I could save money on printing costs per kit. As it turned out, I printed out each kit individually (home colour inkjet printers are great quality, but the inks and the special inkjet cards, etc, are very expensive), making only £2 profit on each kit sold. Considering the amount of time I put into creating the content of the Propaganda Kit (and into physically assembling each kit) – weeks of effort – the amount of money I made (less than £20 in total) doesn’t really put me in the exploitative money-grabbing bracket. But I’m working on it...
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PART FOUR

BL~ISS: BULLETIN OF LEISURE

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FAKE ORGANISATIONS
Creating fake organisations to serve as the ostensible “authors” of your work attracts more attention and provokes more thought than presenting your material simply as “a bunch of ideas by Joe Smith”. I recommend creating at least two fake organisations and appointing yourself Director or CEO of each. In a sense they are no more “fake” than a high proportion of legitimate businesses (which often use “trading as” names to hide the real name) or “front organisations” for political or corporate interests (which are far more common than most people suspect). Having a website address for your “organisation” adds authenticity (and can be set up for around £10), but otherwise you can just sign-off your emails, letters, newsgroup postings, etc, with the name of your “organisation”. Media people, in particular, are suckers for “organisations”. It adds credibility to their work when they can quote organisations rather than lone individuals. Lone individuals tend to be seen as cranks and crackpots, whereas “organisations”, at the very worst, are seen as cool jokes (eg group-created spoof and satire). Brian Dean Assistant Director, CANPP Campaign to Abolish the Nobel Peace Prize Osmo, Stockholm

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But they are probably the same people (to paraphrase Robert Anton Wilson’s description of “Pinks” in Everything is Under Control) who never have an original or rebellious thought. who believe what they are told by those above them in the power structure (family. who obey orders. who. The End of Work at the same time that I read the flyers of a weird group called the Association of Autonomous Astronauts (AAA for short). smallscale creativity is entirely pointless. It was basically a put-on. although the leaflet itself was carefully designed and convincing in appearance – and it contained some valid information and ideas. if drafted. Some people might think that all this obscure. BL~ISS is short for “Bulletin of Leisure ~ Independent Space Sector”. I combined the ideas of Rifkin and the AAA (probably without doing justice to either) into a weird mix. corporation. and then sent a batch of the finished leaflets to small press distributors (who generally like to include free flyers and other odd stuff in their parcels to customers). 120 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ .Everything They Told You is Wrong BL~ISS BL~ISS was an “organisation” I created to distribute a leaflet in the late nineties. It came about because I read Jeremy Rifkin’s book. The remainder of this section contains the full text of the BL~ISS leaflet. etc). will kill whomever they are told to kill. school. who actually enjoy most of what’s on TV.

The End of Work: We are rapidly approaching a historic crossroads in human history.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE END OF WORK It seems likely that most work will soon cease to exist on the planet surface. Technology is already shedding jobs faster than markets can expand to create new jobs. 121 . The new technologies are bringing us into an era of near workerless production at the very moment in world history when population is surging to unprecedented levels. To quote Jeremy Rifkin. No developed Earth nation can sustain this kind of growth. The clash between rising population pressures and falling job opportunities will shape the geopolitics of the emerging high-tech global economy well into the next century. Global corporations are now capable of producing an unprecedented volume of goods and services with an ever smaller workforce. from his book. Economists have calculated that an annual market growth of 5-10% is necessary to replace the jobs lost through technology.

they were sharply awakened to a neurological fact: the parameters of human psychological functioning alter drastically in zero gravity – obedience and conformity are difficult behaviours to maintain in space. This has evolved and grown from what used to be called the non-profit sector. 122 . More and more people are choosing to live in the Independent Space Sector – in preference to the earthbound. Frustrated by the misbehaviour of their employees. FUTURE HISTORY OF THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR As corporations and states attempted to exploit the commercial possibilities of space.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The most important aspect of this cultural transformation is the emergence of the Independent Space Sector. gravity-depressed government and market sectors. space corporations quickly gave up on human labour and instead invested heavily in laboursaving space technology.

Earth-dwellers still had the archaic. Between the mid-fifties and the early eighties. insurance. technology became advanced enough to replace human labour in the agricultural sector. Inevitably. etc) was growing and could absorb the 123 . Manufacturing was a growth sector. there was a continuous migration of workers from manufacturing to the service sector. accounting. law. LEISURE IN SPACE Work ended in three stages. the cost of living in space became cheaper than on crowded Earth. space habitats had leisure. Independent space colonies flourished. airlines. There followed a vast migration of human workers from agriculture to manufacturing. however: whilst Earth had unemployment. In the first stage.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One effect of this was the high availability and low cost of such technology. so it could absorb the displaced workers. The service sector (banking. puritanical mentality which linked the concept of self-worth to work (despite the fact that human labour had no commodity value – for years cheap technology had outperformed human labour in every mundane task). The second stage occurred when technology became advanced enough to replace most of the functions of human labour in the manufacturing sector. Cost was not the only thing in their favour. In contrast. the space colony inhabitants fully realised that outmoded notions of work had no place in the future of human evolution.

Artificial intelligence soon followed. The result would be a radical transvaluation of values. The early space corporation workers were rebellious and non-conformist compared to their more domesticated earthbound colleagues. nine out of ten jobs in a typical modern city were in the service sector. The third stage occurred when computer technology advanced sufficiently to accomplish most of the functions of the service sector. Advanced industrial society is in permanent mobilization against this possibility” (Herbert Marcuse. and secretarial labour look inefficient. and a mode of existence incompatible with the traditional culture. THE WORKERLESS SOCIETY “Automation threatens to render possible the reversal of the relation between free time and working time: the possibility of working time becoming marginal and free time becoming full time. error-ridden and slow. clerical. Space corporations thus had more incentive to invest in labour-saving technology. Technology replaced human labour in the space sector before human labour had even really begun to migrate there. making human management. By the late eighties. Speech recognition software was already in widespread use in the mid-nineties. technology had overtaken the human migration from sector to sector.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ displacement from manufacturing. in Eros and Civilization – our emphasis) 124 . By the time the space sector appeared.

75% of the work force in most earthbound industrial nations engage in work that is little more than simple repetitive tasks. Human labour was no longer an important part of the production cycle. many communities 125 . however. In 1979. The value of human labour is diminishing rapidly. poverty and epidemic anxiety. growing inequality. human beings sold their labour as a commodity in the ‘open’ marketplace. people were either workless. the traditional link between work and adequate income no longer applied. or had work which provided insufficient income. not low-paid!) In traditional planet-surface economic thinking. became necessary. high-efficiency electronic automation. New approaches to providing wealth to individuals. In the Independent Space Sector. This is part of the reason why wages have become lower and lower at the bottom end of the earth market. the average weekly wage in the US was $387 – by 1989 it was $335 (and that is average. not based on their labour. When human labour became increasingly worthless compared to high-speed. The failure of earthbound institutions to take account of these trends led to economic stagnation.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Marcuse made this prophetic observation five decades ago – he couldn’t have predicted the rapid advances in space technology which gave birth to the Independent Space Sector and its non-formal economy of leisure and pleasure. The vast majority of these tasks can be automated. With the exception of a small group of “knowledge professionals”.

in The End of Work) Many of the benefits of civilisation now credited to the government or market sector (eg schools. theatres) were originally created by the independent. it isn’t working” became raw material for many of the jokes told in space. and “if it isn’t hurting. non-profit sector – communities of people pursuing common goals. creatures of the industrial era” (Jeremy Rifkin. These two institutional forces have come to so dominate every aspect of our lives that we forget how limited their role was in the life of society just one hundred years ago. Corporations and nation-states are.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ experimented with providing material abundance to individuals in ways not based on hours worked. but no work to be done (most mundane tasks were automated). they found it difficult to function as territorially dominant animals. in space. became much more fairly distributed than on the planet surface. after all. voluntary. without ulterior motives of quick profit. The non-profit sector is vast. wealth-hording personalities stayed on earth – without gravity. libraries. THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR “Most people would find it difficult to imagine a society in which the market sector and the government play less of a role in day-to-day affairs. The reason for this was simple: there was a lot of material abundance (resulting from decades of production-increasing. hospitals. labour-saving technology). Conventional earth-scarcity ‘wisdom’ such as “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”. The result of this was that the wealth. the power-obsessed. yet it goes 126 . Meanwhile.

This was in a year when sales revenue rose by more than 10%. we heard that Electrolux announced they are cutting 12. with a total income in excess of £17 billion. The vast majority of planet-tied people remained addicted to territorial security-anxiety and continued to perpetuate the earthbound culture of fear.000 voluntary organisations in the UK. 1994) In 1993 the US retail giant. Sears.000 jobs from its merchandising division. EARTHBOUND GRAPPLING WITH THE PAINFUL ISSUE OF PLANET-SURFACE UNEMPLOYMENT “Technological advances are now so rapid that companies can shed far more workers than they need to hire to implement the technology or support expanding sales” (Wall Street Journal.000 jobs over the next 127 . At the time of writing this BL~ISS bulletin. activity in this sector is not coerced or reduced to financial motives of fear or greed. shed 50. In hindsight we can see that it required the neurological shift induced by zero gravity to bring about this transformation of human culture. But those who had tasted space were inevitably drawn back to the BLISS cultures of the independent space communities. The independent non-profit sector came into full flower when territorial-dominance imperatives started to atrophy in the humans who ventured into space. February 24th. There are more than 350. ie 4% of the gross national product. serfdom and wage employment.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ unrepresented in the mass media. Unlike slavery.

Meanwhile.. the official unemployment figure has come down to below one million – claimed as the lowest figure for three decades. before they came into government. this figure is widely mistrusted – by the Labour Party. Coercion can always provide full employment” (Henry Hazlitt. Europe’s economy grew by 70% in the last 25 years but only 10% new jobs were created. The claim that unemployment can be conquered by sustained economic growth has little supporting evidence. The official figure uses the benefit claimant count. in Economics in One Lesson) 128 . Large layoffs such as these are becoming increasingly common as the technological revolution restructures corporate culture. and is thus distorted every time the conditions for receiving benefits are tightened – the true unemployed figure is estimated to be four times higher). back in the UK. “Hitler provided full employment. However.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ two years. Unemployment has more than doubled in the UK since 1979. (2002 note: Since writing the BL~ISS leaflet. nine out of ten jobs created since 1992 have been temporary or part-time. and even by the Royal Statistical Society. Prisons and chain gangs have full employment..

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ PART FIVE PUBLISHED Articles 129 .

I’ve selected a handful of my own favourites. The Idler article was titled: A Bluffer’s Guide to Revolutionary Economics. BASIC INCOME A Basic Income is an income paid to all individuals. Universal Benefit. NO SHORTAGE OF ALTERNATIVES There are hundreds of economic ideas which fall outside conventional capitalist and socialist theories. People are free (but not obliged) to top it up with income from other sources. Some economists think that funding should 130 . eg self-employment or jobs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ALTERNATIVE ECONOMICS This is a shorter. Social Credit and National Dividend – usually with the aim of remedying social problems such as poverty and unemployment. Several ways have been suggested to fund a Basic Income. without work requirement or means test. Over the last two centuries this idea has been independently proposed under a variety of names – Citizen’s Income. Winter 2002/3). As a starting point for people new to alternative economics. and concentrated more on the art of bluffing than this version. State Bonus. which is funded from royalties on Alaska’s vast oil fields. amended version of an article I wrote for the Idler (issue 31. Nobel prize-winning economist James Meade proposed a social dividend funded from the return on publicly owned productive assets. The main difficulty is sifting through them all to find the best ones. An existing example of a Basic Income funded this way is Alaska’s dividend scheme.

compared to the existing welfare system. Of course. Many common types of work – eg low-paid casual. whereas the welfare system aborts it. whereas the income from such work is subtracted from your dole under the current system. With Basic Income it’s more financially rewarding to move from unemployment into a job – because you keep your Basic Income payments. Many people argue that a Basic Income would remove the incentive to work and nurture an idle underclass.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ come from redistributive income taxation or a tax on land. Basic Income provides a strong financial incentive for creative and productive activity. In fact. making the idea of a universal income seem all the more affordable.” Most wealth-creating activity begins modestly. which he saw as belonging to everyone. parttime or self-employed work – increase your disposable income under a Basic Income scheme. whereas you would lose your dole. Thomas Paine favoured a state-provided universal income to compensate for the inequitable division of land. starting a business. perhaps not generating enough for a person to survive on at first. voluntary work. Many worthwhile activities – adult education. technology has led to vast increases in national wealth since Paine’s era. because they interfere with the condition of “continuous availability for work. These ideas aren’t new – as far back as 1796. etc – are penalised or even criminalised under the current welfare system. 131 . Basic Income nurtures such activity.

is not conditional upon work. the amount of top-up decreases. but as your personal income increases. Theobald’s proposal’s were taken quite seriously by the US administrations under Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon. In fact. Several variations of Guaranteed Income have been proposed. Nixon adopted Guaranteed Income proposals as part of his “Family Assistance Plan” bill (which was unfortunately defeated in the Senate). but the important difference is that it uses a means test. like Basic Income. Guaranteed Income. the most well known being Robert Theobald’s 1964 scheme for “Basic Economic Security”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ GUARANTEED INCOME Guaranteed Income is sometimes confused with Basic Income. Theobald was concerned about the effect of technology and increasing automation – he thought it was time to dissolve the traditional link between income and work. you automatically get a top-up from the government. Every individual is guaranteed a minimum income (set above the poverty level) – if your income falls below this level. 132 . since most work would eventually be automated.

This is a different approach from most conventional economists. WILLINGNESS TO WORK? Many so-called “guaranteed minimum income” schemes restrict entitlement. via the tax system. The Belgian political theorist Philippe Van Parijs argues that when we assess willingness-towork. fulfilling or “stepping stone” jobs – and that the best people to make this distinction are the ones doing the jobs. to those below a certain income level. which people are forced to accept. dead-end jobs and useful. whom many regard as being on the right of the economic spectrum. how.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ NEGATIVE INCOME TAX One variation of Guaranteed Income is the Negative Income Tax. which would provide government top-ups. among the unemployed. On the other hand. that Negative Income Tax was proposed by Milton Friedman. It should be pointed out to those who see this as a “soft” leftist idea. who tend to see all market-created jobs as “good” and “worthwhile”. to those “willing to work” – a condition similar to that of current welfare systems. Friedman’s intention was to create a system that costs less than the current welfare system. without the willingness-to-work condition. do you get people to take jobs which are essentially 133 . but which avoids the degrading nature of welfare. we should make the distinction between pointless. Employers can currently exploit the willingness-to-work condition by providing what Van Parijs calls “lousy jobs”.

true interest would be zero). Warren and Tucker there is a fundamental flaw in the existing system: a lack of competition in the issuance of currency. As Benjamin Tucker explains: 134 . The current legally enforced money-issuing monopoly (eg the Bank of England or the Federal Reserve) keeps interest at an artificially high level – if free competition was allowed in the creation and distribution of alternative currencies. the cost of credit could in theory fall to a rate well below 1% (the cost of administering the credit. but according to Proudhon. but retain the incentive to take decent low-paid jobs. Van Parijs concludes that the best solution would be a Basic Income scheme with no willingness-to-work condition. This would remove the coercion of taking “lousy” jobs. since even the lowest paid jobs significantly increase one’s disposable income under a Basic Income scheme. hence the willingness-to-work condition. Free trade is supposed to drive down prices through open competition. Josiah Warren and Benjamin Tucker.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ decent but low-paid? Under a Guaranteed Income scheme there is little financial incentive to take low-paid work. ZERO-INTEREST CURRENCY A different type of non-coercive redistribution of wealth comes from the old Individualist (as opposed to Collectivist) Anarchist approach of allowing free trade to drive down the cost of “borrowing” money. This idea originated with early anarchists such as Pierre-Joseph Proudhon.

In fact.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ “If a thousand men engaged in different lines of business unite to form a bank of issue. losses by depreciation of securities. Get them to acknowledge that a currency monopoly is at odds with free market philosophy. Tucker responds that in forming a network of such banks. because nobody would give money away to landlords if purchasing was cheaper. then point out that a genuinely free market. and if this bank of issue unites with other similar banks for clearing purposes. he assures us. enabling them to borrow money at less than one per cent – which. The irony of this idea is that it follows conventional “free market” theory to logical conclusions. the anarchists claim that zero-interest currency would 135 . rent of building. is the economic recipe for an Individualist Anarchist utopia. With zero-interest credit. the business people would establish a collective credit with circulating power. housing rent would effectively disappear. and sundry incidentals? Do not statisticians and economists agree that a discount of one-half of one percent covers the expenses referred to?” When asked why business people would be motivated to issue their own currency at a cost not exceeding running expenses and incidental losses. would be a more than sufficient motivation. expenditure for paper and printing. and if said bank lends its naturally well-known circulating credit… do these loans of the bank’s credit cost the bank anything beyond the salaries of manager and assistants. It’s a good argument to use on “leave it to the market” types. without any monopoly.

During the 1930s depression in America. LTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE CURRENCIES Although it’s normally illegal. and of course there are experiments that we don’t know about because of their secrecy.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ eventually remove all forms of usury. The British government suppressed an attempt to distribute lowinterest currency in the American colonies (prior to the revolution) and quashed a similar attempt by Scottish banks – in order to preserve the monopoly of the Bank of England. Adam Smith’s principle of “labour being the true measure of price” would thus come into effect through free competition driving out all usurious components of price. and not a Marxist or Collectivist in sight. 136 . Workers would be fully compensated for their work at last. The government mostly turned a blind eye unless currencies threatened to cross state lines. there have been hundreds of attempts to issue alternative currencies. including “profit”. hundreds of alternative local currencies were issued. from economic transactions. It will be interesting to see how governments react to alternative electronic currencies springing up in cyberspace. in which case they put a stop to it. There are published records of experiments in issuing private currencies by the American Individualist Anarchists (eg True Civilization by Josiah Warren and Mutual Banking by William Greene).

With money behaving more like real material wealth. money can be hoarded – temporarily withheld from the market for speculative purposes – without exposing its holder to losses. on the other hand. but that it tends to be used as an instrument of power. For example. the distortions in the system caused by hoarding and other forms of usury would be removed. to bring about an “organic reform” of the monetary system. would result in people receiving the full proceeds of their own labour. capable of dominating and distorting the market. 137 . can’t be hoarded without significant costs – either in the natural deterioration of the goods. to revalidate it. Gesell believed that money is fine as a medium of exchange. In order to encourage the natural circulation of wealth instead of speculative hoarding. This. or in the cost of storage. and would enable large sections of the population to quit wage slavery and work in an autonomous manner in private and co-operative enterprises.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ STAMP SCRIP In 1891 an Argentinian businessman and economist named Silvio Gesell went one step further than the Individualist Anarchists by proposing a system of negative interest currency. Gesell proposed “rusting bank notes” (a metaphor for negative-interest money). Real material goods. which required a stamp to be affixed to the back of a money note each month. he argued. The most well-known form of this currency was “stamp scrip”.

In fact. By 1995 a staggering reversal had taken place – trade and investment accounted for only 5% of capital transfers. Each month its holders had to pay a stamp fee of 1% of the value of the note. repaved streets. with only 10% being speculation. so the mayor of the town printed his own. The resulting currency. during the depression. This resulted in a huge increase in “real wealth” – new houses. so people spent the money as fast as possible. Wörgl effectively ran out of money. with 95% being short-term speculation.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A successful experiment with Gesell’s theories took place in the Austrian town of Wörgl in 1932. the “digital economy” hasn’t delivered much of revolutionary economic impact. a ski jump. But when hundreds of other Austrian towns came up with plans to copy the successful Wörgl scheme. Wörgl stamp scrip. and it soon became illegal to issue alternative currency in Austria. 138 . 90% of capital transactions had involved the “real economy”. etc. a new bridge. a new water system. was designed to automatically earn negative interest. the central bank panicked because of the threat to its monopoly. From earliest records up until then. most “digital economy” propaganda looks like standard Reaganite or Thatcherite economics disguised by techno-gibberish. ie trade and investment. The first electronic money-trading system was opened by Reuters in 1973. shortly after the dismantling of the gold standard and the Bretton Woods system (which regulated international currencies). THE DIGITAL ECONOMY Apart from the possibility of alternative electronic currencies.

without producing anything of value. a Nobel laureate economist. huge profits can be made from a rumour about an indirect effect of a future transaction – but the future transaction doesn’t necessarily have to happen for the profits to be made. low growth and low wages – in other words. it’s detrimental to the lives of most ordinary people. 139 . foresaw the detrimental effects of escalating currency speculation during the 1970s. we congratulate them on their skill. For example. THE TOBIN TAX James Tobin. and thus help to prevent instability in the global financial system. but through transacting in a sort of abstract wealth. We have some strange notions about the respectability of certain types of income. He proposed a small tax on foreign currency transactions that would put “sand in the wheels” of international speculative finance. but when speculators bleed vast sums from the digital economy. When poor people receive modest welfare payments without producing anything of value. Short-term financial speculation tends to create economies of high profit. By far the biggest profits come from currency speculation. conjured up by supercomputers which transact fast enough to exploit microfluctuations in exchange rates. low investment. Very little of this virtual-economy profiteering produces anything of value in the sense of “real wealth” – ie things of real value to human lives. they’re labelled as “spongers”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Electronic trading networks have developed a virtual economy in which most of the money is made not through actual investment.

advocates of such alternative schemes are likely to be exposed to arguments such as: “if it’s such a great idea. who said: “I believe that the future will 140 . the Irish government has seriously considered a Basic Income scheme. why hasn’t it already happened?” It’s important to realise that the people making these objections are never convinced by logical reasoning. With the tax set at the very low proposed rate of 0. For example. therefore. an estimated $100 – $300 billion per year would be generated. Only the endorsement by a conventional authority will convince them. Or. Silvio Gesell’s concept of negative-interest money was supported by John Maynard Keynes. Belgian and Canadian parliaments have already voted in favour of a Tobin Tax. For example. you can quote intellectual authorities. As a result.8 trillion dollars each day across borders.1 to 0. ECONOMIC “AUTHORITY” Most alternative economic ideas – even those as benign and sensible as the Tobin Tax – have been floating around for decades without being implemented. Supporters of the Tobin Tax say this revenue should be used to tackle world social and environmental problems. Currency speculators trade over $1.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One big advantage of the Tobin Tax is the amount of revenue it would generate. A good ploy. And it’s interesting to note that the UN and World Bank estimated in 1997 that the cost of removing the worst forms of poverty and providing basic environmental protection would be about $225 billion per year.25 percent. is to quote foreign authorities – European countries in particular seem more open to new economic ideas. the French. depending on the formula used. etc.

you can always base your argument on compassion.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ learn more from the spirit of Gesell than from that of Marx”. other than a total sadist. quite literally. who. if a Guaranteed Income costs less than welfare and humiliates recipients less than welfare. save millions of lives. would not want to consider such a scheme? If zero-interest currency provides higher wages for workers. If you have no authorities to quote. 141 . With a little ingenuity it’s possible to link a Nobel economist to any economic theory. For example. why not seriously think about it? If the Tobin Tax can. who would be so inhuman as to complain about the minor impracticality of the idea? Written in Autumn 2002. for the Idler.

At any rate. finally. we continue with our tired. but if it did occur why does no-one have time to enjoy the erotic side of life? Average working hours increased over the last three decades – which means we have less time than ever to enjoy our bodies. Perhaps nothing important has happened yet. that something important has occurred. from puritanical censorship to overblown sex-obsession. The mainstream intellectual coverage of sex isn’t much better – most of it seems backward-looking. Work-related stress and road rage don’t seem conducive to sensual pleasure. then maybe we can claim. robotic routine. When it isn’t issuing prim warnings about TV shows which contain “scenes of a sexual nature”. If we ever reach a state in which everyone can enjoy oceans of sensual bliss without the worry of a ticking clock. or perhaps society wasn’t ready. grey. fully believing in the mass delusion that we’re sexually liberated. in schizophrenic fashion. the media lurches. as if everything of importance has already happened. Meanwhile.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SEX ROBOTS Most people think a sexual revolution occurred in the late 20th century. There have been attempts to start a sexual revolution – to release us from our humdrum lives of work and worry – but they apparently failed. Perhaps they were blocked by the authorities. it’s exploiting explicit sexual imagery to boast audience figures. 142 .

but state authorities have always regarded Eros as a threat to “national security”. in one case. sexual heretics hid their ideas in occult symbolism and poetry. Perhaps they held the keys to the sexual revolution that never happened. For that reason. book-burning (by order of the US authorities). The more overt forms of the Inquisition have since died out. Three significant examples come to mind: Osho Rajneesh. Centuries ago.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ It’s certainly long overdue. anyone who mentioned eroticism in public risked imprisonment or torture by the Inquisition. Reich was the one who had his books and scientific papers incinerated). harassment by government agencies and. Recently released MI5 files express the sheer horror felt by the British establishment towards the “depravity” of James Joyce and the “open sexuality” of certain Hollywood actresses. These three figures were controversial in many ways. Timothy Leary and Wilhelm Reich. Even in recent decades there have been cases of sexual heretics being treated as “enemies of the state” – including imprisonment. 143 . One wonders why certain individuals should be singled out for official wrath at a time of ostensible sexual liberalisation. It’s worth taking a look at the ideas of state-persecuted sex-revolutionaries. but they are of particular interest here because of their revolutionary socio-sexual theories and the remarkably harsh treatment they received from governments (they were each sent to prison and expelled from countries.

etc – turns us into socially-controlled sexrobots. In order to get bliss through sex. economics. festering resentments and wider social problems such as violence all stem from our unhealthy dependence on sex as the only means of blissful release. lasting changes in society. Rajneesh claimed that sex is usually a person’s first experience of “bliss”. according to Rajneesh. According to Leary. Leary and Reich each approached sex from the viewpoint of radical sociology. repression. and that we become too dependent on sex as a route to bliss. Timothy Leary was famous for psychedelic research. sex-role convention. morality. His solution was for children to learn meditation as a form of pre-sexual self-induced bliss (transcendental masturbation. but he also produced some innovative work on imprinting. so to speak). we must pay a high social price.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Rajneesh. the imprinting of sex-roles occurs in three stages: adolescence. adult domestication and 144 . Dysfunctional families. one way or another. This would reduce the dependency on sex and make the emerging adult sex-role less compulsive. Here Rajneesh echoes neurological “imprint” theory – the idea that one’s early sexual experiences “imprint” the nervous system with a “sex-role” which is acted out automatically and repetitively throughout one’s life. This over-dependence. His meditation techniques are intended to immunise against an imprint of heavy dependence. and they saw the transformation of sex as a way to trigger social evolution. combined with the social control of sex – through domestication. They wanted to create deep.

noticed that most adult sex-roles tend to be robotic. someone who spends 40 hours a week in a tedious job. a higher role”. like Rajneesh. but the role selected is not necessarily parental. J.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ menopause. which he says portrays a figure who “rejects or postpones hive-parental responsibility and searches for a new way. herd-like behaviour. He also stressed the “evolutionary” importance of extended adolescence.. The domesticated adult sex-role is usually imprinted at the start of parenthood. Edgar Hoover and Pope Paul are the staunchest supporters of family life”. That’s an example of a sex-role of “responsibility” and “commitment” within a nuclear family. Leary. including the careful use of psychedelic enhancement. teachers. the key to evolution”. year after year. for example. for example. Leary’s remedy for domesticated sex-roles was experimentation with various forms of self-induced bliss. the medieval tarot card The Hermit. Sex-role has wider social implications than erotic preference. in order to provide “security” for their family. He adds that this represents the “genetic blossom of the successful species. Consider.. Adolescent sex-roles range from wild promiscuity to puritanical renunciation. To quote Leary: “Many non-parental roles are harnessed together in the domesticated society – nurses. It should also be noted that a domesticated adult sex-role doesn’t necessarily imply a “straight” erotic preference – as press reports of the private lives of politicians often demonstrate. leading to conformist. He mentions. 145 .

and his writings about “patriarchal capitalism” seem to foreshadow aspects of radical feminism. so prevalent in supposedly “civilised” society. prejudices. Reich’s therapy. violence. unlike psychoanalysis. Reich’s method for transforming sex was a form of therapy designed to dissolve “character armour”. The hostility of the authorities towards these revolutionary approaches makes sense from a sociological perspective.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Wilhelm Reich is less well-known than Leary or Rajneesh. But an equally large group resists such changes. These 146 . etc. fascist tendencies. Reich believed that the social effect of character armour was “emotional plague” – a term he invented for the all irrational bigotries. family values. etc. Those who wish to preserve the status quo fear a perceived “breakdown” in morals. but he had a big influence on the New Age movement. everyone brought up in a sexually repressive society. in varying degrees. worked directly on the body to dissolve deep-seated muscular and respiratory tensions. more liberal drug laws. and often this would have a completely transforming effect on the personality. Dissolving character armour would free people from rigid socio-sexual imprints. etc. sense of duty. Statistics show that increasingly large numbers of people want fundamental social changes: shorter working hours. Reich argued that society would remain authoritarian until character armour (ie dysfunctional sexual imprinting) could be reduced in most of the population. Character armour is an inhibiting psychological defense mechanism which manifests as chronic “uptight” muscular tension – it affects.

but the more robotic the sex-role. De-robotised individuals will question this media hysteria. people would think for themselves. The only kind of “love” and “respect” under threat from a sexual revolution is the kind based on fearful conformity.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ moral anxieties come from individuals with relatively conservative sex-roles. drugs. family life. They simply equate “moral relativity” with an attack on love. meditation. the result is as predictable as pressing the buttons on a mechanical device. etc. The only kind of “decency” under threat is the kind that’s rigidly defined by paranoid authoritarian types. In other words. the more predictable the morals. respect. Only a total robot could fail to be sceptical about the sentimental notions surrounding so-called “family values”. Once you press the “moral outrage” buttons of the domesticated readership. Morality seems to be a function of the domesticated adult sex-role. the conservative media can easily use this concept to stir up hysteria. Morality differs with various types of adult sexrole. It follows that releasing people from sex-role robotry – with the help of therapy. decency. etc – would tend to “loosen” morals. who tend to monopolise the notion of “morality”. Unfortunately. Children and adolescents don’t create morals. Or at least that seems to be the hope of certain tabloids. rather than be psychologically terrorised by a set of absolute “rights” and “wrongs” imposed by a group of people with a “moral guardian” sex-role. The only kind of “family life” under threat is the 147 .

sensual pleasures of life. but because we’ll finally have enough time to enjoy the simple. many people in authority would get nervous. 148 . Or perhaps the explanation is simply that most people aren’t ready to lose their domesticated values. If a sexual revolution succeeded in diminishing the social value placed on domesticated sex-roles.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ kind that raises children to be too stupid or neurotic to see through the domesticated adults’ hypocritical bullshit. How do you control people if they don’t respond to these values in a pre-programmed. The values used to motivate people to work like slaves or support bogus wars – “responsibility”. Whatever the reason for its postponement. Summer 2002. etc – sound hollow from outside a domesticated sex-role. An alternative version of this article was published in The Idler. we’re sure to notice when the sexual revolution finally arrives – not because of a sudden flood of porn or a “breakdown” in family life. “honour”. domesticated way? The understandable reluctance of the authorities to lose robotic control of the domesticated herd perhaps explains why the sexual revolution has been postponed. “duty”. issue 30.

the cooler they seem. author of Children of Chaos. Unlike the other articles in this anthology. The corporate absorption of counterculture ideas is the subject of an increasingly large number of books. According to advertising critic Leslie Savan. ad agencies have churned out a sort of watered-down anti-consumerism aimed at the youth market. like Douglas Rushkoff. but it’s another thing to regard everybody within ten miles of a 149 . It’s one thing to feel dismayed at seeing a talented comedian doing a beer commercial. These “anti-advertising” ad campaigns have proven popular with many corporations. magazines and websites. “some of them are savvy enough to know that the more they sponsor messages that attack [mindless consumerism]. regard it as healthy. who says (in an interview with Savan): “I just don’t know where we can go with our art because they’re just absorbing it. They’re amoebae.” There’s a fine line between concern and paranoia when it comes to the belief in an all-consuming corporate monster. Ever since Sprite’s “image is nothing. but most echo Negativland’s Mark Hosler. Some. it was never published – the magazine backed out at the last moment and never paid me.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE COMPROMISED ANTI-CONSUMERIST This article was commissioned by a magazine (which will remain nameless) with a high circulation among the London club scene. they can constantly take in anything and come off seeming hip” (quoted in Stay Free! magazine). thirst is everything” TV commercial.

150 . Are there any weaknesses in this approach which can be exploited by corporate advertising? Probably – at least at a superficial level. Paranoia is not a good strategy. This is individualistic. So. It hardly matters that the lifestyle in question is one of simplicity. It might seem reasonable to diagnose paranoia when. if an individual hates working at a particular job. simpler lifestyle.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ corporate logo as suspicious. frugality and environmentalism. On the surface. Identifying all the ways in which corporations co-opt and corrupt does nothing but reinforce the idea of corporate invincibility. the solution is for that individual to adopt a cheaper. Any approach which advocates an individual lifestyle is obviously fodder for advertisers. the anti-consumerist approach seems reasonably sound: individuals can choose not to buy into a lifestyle which perpetuates the capitalist system and destroys the environment. so as to become less dependent on a regular salary. we can use the opponent’s weaknesses to unbalance him. bottom-up thinking: anti-consumerists believe it’s naive to expect governments or corporations to improve in a top-down way. it might be more effective to tune into their weaknesses. a person suspects all liberals and mainstream journalists of working for the Corporate Devil. for example. Like a kung fu master. Advertisers have plenty of experience selling those things. Instead of obsessing over corporate strengths. Perhaps there are weaknesses in the anti-consumerist message which allow it to be appropriated so easily by corporations. But first we must recognise our own weaknesses.

though not impossible: “Social concern. oddly. where a maximum 35 hour working week has been introduced. a European socialist government which implements a generous welfare system. bottom-up approach in perspective. The free-market philosophy. 151 . If you feel underpaid then maybe you should adopt a less expensive lifestyle or find another job” – which. It’s quite difficult to imagine. and the great taste of Pepsi!” Maybe not. For example. In that sense. consider the opposite: a top-down “social” approach. Like the anti-consumerists. By contrast. To put the individualistic. “free-enterprise” entrepreneurs have no faith in governments or top-down solutions. a capitalist employer would say “your financial situation is your own individual responsibility. say.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ At a deeper level it should be recognised that an individualistic. etc. which supposedly underlies capitalism. Now try to imagine an American ad agency co-opting the ideas behind these top-down social policies in order to sell consumer products. bottom-up approach underlies not just anticonsumerism but also free-market economic thinking. heroic individuals taking a stand and proudly refusing social charity. Faced with a poverty-stricken employee. it’s much easier to imagine anti-consumerist ideas being co-opted because they fall into the American ethos of rugged individualism – of responsible. is similar to what an anti-consumerist might say. France. is about individuals doing their own thing and taking personal responsibility for their financial situation. anti-consumerists are part of a broad libertarian tradition which has always been an easy target for advertisers. state welfare. Or.

toxic cesspool. After all. The problem is that “self-determination” is also part of the ethos of capitalism. It helps to distinguish valid anti-consumerist arguments – eg environmental. social and economic – from arbitrary encrustations of moral and spiritual correctness. the foundations of the capitalist edifice were built by Protestant industrialists who had a similar disliking of decadence and instant gratification. This kind of language sounds very similar to rightwing Protestant Christians condemning “immoral” society. described modern consumer society as a rotting. an article called Rotting Away: The Political Economy of Corruption and Decadence. Her answer was: “I believe that the most fundamental core belief of this movement is self-determination”. author of No Logo. She repeated the term “self-determination” a few times as being the best strategy against corporate dominance. was recently asked in a newspaper interview how the anti-consumerist movement could best fight the corporate system. Ironically. tainted. decadent.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One further example will hopefully make this point clear: Naomi Klein. dirty. and is a fetish of entrepreneurs. In fact. corrupt. much of the language used by anti-consumerists when disapproving of “materialism” and approving of “simplicity” reminds me of Protestant ethics. For example. Another potential weakness of anti-consumerists is their moralistic attitude towards the “instant gratification” of consumerism. from the popular anti-capitalist magazine ZNet. So it’s difficult to see how preaching “self-determination” is a solution to a capitalist system which has been preaching “self-determination” for years. one person’s “purity” is another person’s “corrup152 .

There is no attempt made to co-opt them. Corporations. Grey areas are not allowed. Anti-consumerists have a problem with this because bringing on board anything remotely “capitalist” is regarded as “compromising” and “corrupting” rather than co-opting. and therefore rejected. as Savan claims. they’ve incorporated the critique so they can go beyond that. They just become bigger and bigger and more powerful.” If. by 153 . mainstream TV producers. co-opting works so well as a tactic for corporations. Here’s another quote from the advertising critic Leslie Savan. This is the result of thinking strictly in black-and-white. They’ve surmounted it. The critique has to rise to another level and then they’ll incorporate that. Spiritual judgements are highly subjective and therefore easily appropriated by advertisers. then mightn’t it also work for anticonsumerists? “Co-opt” doesn’t mean Adbusters-style parody – it means bringing something onto your own side. describing how corporations co-opt everything (taken from Stay Free! magazine): “We can throw anti-commercial messages at them and they incorporate it and become immune to it. etc – are automatically seen as the enemy.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ tion”. The fact that ad agencies have already started to exploit the popularity of “simplicity” and “purity” should be sufficient evidence of this. us-and-them terms. as that would pollute the purity of the anti-corporate ideals. People who inhabit the grey areas – woolly liberals.

by having sufficient leisure time to experience that enjoyment. This strand of anti-consumerism can easily be attacked. when taken to a logical conclusion. The pro-leisure. Millions of bored. This will come to pass by an improvement of sensual enjoyment. but collections of thousands of individual human beings trapped in bureaucratic monotony. To quote William Blake: “the whole creation will be consumed and appear infinite and holy. especially when activists themselves make frequent use of computer technology. Ironically. Most of these individuals dislike being wage slaves and see their work as drudgery. There is one other potential flaw in anti-consumerism: lack of consensus over technology. so they own the grey areas by default. importantly. CORPORATE WEAKNESSES Now let’s expose the soft underbelly of the corporate empire. the main vulnerability of corporations is that they are not vast dunghills of evil.” And. express an anti-technology viewpoint – some even advocate a return to a pre-industrial society. stressedout corporate employees want escape. whereas it now appears finite and corrupt. are not pursuing ideological purity. anti-wage slavery movement is a bush fire waiting to ignite.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ contrast. pro-pleasure. Many anti-consumerist arguments. 154 . which gives them a big advantage. and thus appear to be fundamentally hypocritical.

which means they want to be liked and respected. sociology and philosophy are opposed to market fundamentalism. Even billionaire capitalists like George Soros criticise the logic of the corporate economic worldview (which Soros calls “market fundamentalism”). It’s no longer just political dissidents who sneer at market economics – everybody is starting to sneer. its increasingly hollowsounding “free-market” rhetoric. art. They have human weaknesses such as vanity.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ But what about the corporate chiefs? The tiny minority of humans who head corporations are rich and powerful. psychology. So when a couple of marketing consultants (Janine Lopiano-Misdom and Joanne De Luca) publish a book called: “Street Trends: How Today’s Alternative Youth Cultures are Creating Tomorrow’s Mainstream Markets”. Many contemporary movements in science. But what if these convenient intellectual theories were widely discredited? What if a popular philosophical revolution kicked away all the respectable intellectual justifications for greed? The corporate world’s biggest weakness is its phony intellectual self-justification. but they’re probably not James Bond-type megalomaniac villians. they justify their greed and ruthlessness in intellectual terms – usually by a combination of neo-classical economics and Social Darwinism. religion. and this trend is seeping into popular culture – especially youth culture. there’s no reason to be paranoid about “co-opting”. If youth culture reflects artistic and intellec- 155 . popular music. literature. And in order to be respected.

If anything. SUMMARY/CONCLUSIONS Paranoia is not a good strategy – it turns you into an eternal victim. but they’re also stupid. Meanwhile. 156 . Written in January 2001. Their own stupidity will ultimately undermine them. in its current forms. Corporations may be huge and wealthy. has flaws that can easily be exploited by advertisers and corporate PR agencies. Morbid obsession with corporate power is self-defeating and depressing. Valid intellectual dissent is never really “co-opted”. anti-consumerism.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ tual innovation. co-opted youth culture can undermine corporate fundamentalism in unpredictable ways. then even watered-down. it functions as a Trojan Horse when corporations try to “absorb” it.

It follows that full employment – the holy grail of conservative politicians – would require low intelligence in most of the population. otherwise their employers won’t profit. But the only guaranteed way to achieve this is mass lobotomy. For example. security guards. If too bright. The corporate world seems fully aware that most jobs require relatively low intelligence. The idea behind the Wonderlic Personnel Test is that people can be too stupid or too bright for a job. or they might spread a mood of frustration and disenchantment throughout the workplace. High intelligence is seen as a hindrance. The majority of jobs being created seem to be low-paid and soul-destroying: telesales. many US police force job applicants have been rejected for scoring too highly in the test (one applicant sued in federal court for unfair disqualification). office administration. the frustration they feel must be managed and contained. Employers who use the Wonderlic test take the threat of over-intelligent workers very seriously. The extensive use of the Wonderlic test (it’s the world’s most widely used employee intelligence test) has a sinister implication. etc. but an increasing number of UK companies use a test designed to identify candidates who are too smart. After herding people into office 157 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OFFICE RAT MAZE Intelligence tests are often used by employers to weed out brainless job candidates. If large numbers of intelligent people are forced into tedious jobs. they might become bored and leave. because there’s no way that intelligent people would tolerate 40 hours of tedious monotony every week.

industry has always had this problem. week after week. Scientific management was also criticised: studies conducted in the 1930s showed that worker productivity was not determined entirely by the workplace. in particular. Subjective mental states like happiness or boredom were dismissed as irrelevant to the scientific process. but had as much to do with the feelings and perceptions of workers. a scientific management approach was taking hold in industry – for example. Behaviourism treated humans like rats in a maze. At the same time. how do you keep them productive. Modern psychology.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ buildings. has been a happy hunting ground for company bosses wanting to maximise performance and discipline. To an extent. and it wasn’t too long before Gestalt psychologists challenged this reductionist. 158 . behaviourism revolutionised psychology by focusing entirely on objectively measurable human responses to stimuli. time and motion studies emphasised observable. One branch of psychology in particular has provided important advances in management control. In the early 1900s. in activities which insult their intelligence? It seems like a huge management problem. Captains of industry have forever been on the lookout for ways to increase management control of worker productivity. measurable worker behaviour. mechanistic view of people. The job of both the psychologist and the manager was to manipulate the human environment to produce the desired results.

more humanistic approach (consideration of the needs and goals of individuals. After a lot of experimenting on rats and pigeons. but with no distractions available. some job roles require us to behave in an “out of character” way. behaviourism remains the favourite approach of those who like to be in control. For example. In spite of occasional management trends towards a warmer. Another relevant area of psychology is cognitive dissonance. which sheds light on the peculiar psychological torture experienced by many office workers. we experience a kind of restless.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ During the 1950s. largely due to the work of B. embarrassing and stressful. Skinner made some important advances on classical Pavlovian conditioning (he developed the concept of “operant conditioning”). Skinner. This can be uncomfortable. Cognitive dissonance is a term for what happens when we think or act in ways which contradict our self-image. And we shouldn’t be fooled by company PR about sensitivity to the feelings of employees. 159 . Skinner’s advanced conditioning techniques found their way into industry by way of organisational behaviour modification and contingency management. self-loathing ennui. behaviourism became popular again. There’s nowhere to hide anymore. etc). Modern office technology provides managers with the ultimate behaviourist tool: continuous remote monitoring of employee activity. read a newspaper. etc).F. We normally escape the discomfort of cognitive dissonance by distracting ourselves (get a coffee.

then you’re in for a nasty shock. is going to have a hard time coming to terms with their own behaviour in that environment. This diabolical combination is probably the biggest source of psychological suffering on the planet. rational and professional. Anyone starting an office job. etc. employee pettiness and chronic boredom. we underestimate the role of social setting in influencing our behaviour. self-contained beings. leading to vast amounts of stress. decent. We regard personal identity as something unchangeable and absolute – a view which ignores the whole of modern psychology. boredom). it’s eventually going to get to you. reporting that everything is fine when it isn’t. subtly redirecting blame. Dissonance is the mysterious factor which turns boredom into a major health hazard. Obviously this kind of behaviour doesn’t fit the beliefs we have about ourselves as essentially good. corporate-speak. employees often do irrational things.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Office jobs supply the two main ingredients of mental agony: cognitive dissonance and prolonged monotony. If you spend a lot of time in the same social setting. tangled communication. Individualistic westerners are particularly prone to cognitive dissonance because of our need to see ourselves as stable. acting evasively. expecting to escape office politics. telling lies. making dubious excuses. If you join the army with an expectation of remaining aloof from the military mentality. Consequently. politics. Due to the nature of modern workplaces (authority hierarchies. feeling intense resentment over trivial matters. 160 . For example: concealing what they’re doing from their boss.

which is even more undignified. Full “employment” would be recognised as full slavery. At 161 . Most people would want to see slavery reduced rather than extended. Together. At most.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ How can you come to terms with your pathetic employee-persona if you see yourself as basically honest and dignified? The only way to deal with your “out of character” behaviour is to justify and rationalise it. more dissonance arises: “I am a free person – I cannot escape this situation”. Behaviourism describes the external control: the supply or withdrawal of money and social status. Cognitive dissonance could be dispersed if we replaced the word “employee” with “slave”. This is a crude attempt to hide the fact that employees have no free choice. We’re rats in a behaviourist maze. pointless job (ie a fairly typical job) suffers the crippling cognitive dissonance of: “I am intelligent – most of my days are spent in meaningless stupidity”. discomfort and impotence. The only real escape from this torture is to quit your job. But that means making excuses. If there is no choice but to continue the job (due to money needs and a harsh labour market). A smart person with a boring. they contain the potentially vast social discontent resulting from compulsory full employment. Most companies promote the idea of freedom with endless corporate jargon about “choice” and “opportunity”. they have an economic dilemma: continue the job or suffer the humiliation of welfare. Then there’d be no confusion about our slave-identities. Cognitive dissonance describes the inner state of mind: confusion.

Winter 2001/2.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ that point there would probably be a social consensus to dismantle the behaviourist mechanisms that keep us enslaved. This article was first published in The Idler. 162 . issue 29.

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A few years ago there was a minor public outcry when the BBC admitted to spending millions on the evening news’ opening graphics. These 10 second bursts of visual expensiveness were apparently intended to convey a sense of importance, authority and restrained urgency, so the viewers at home would sit up and pay attention. Judging from this ultra-high spending, TV bosses are anxious to have their news programmes taken seriously. This has led to a presentation of the news which, in its fanfare and gloss, is similar to professionally staged business seminars and political conferences. Unlike those events, however, TV news isn’t meant to be about persuading, hypnotising or dazzling an audience – so why spend millions on its presentation? Well, for one thing it costs money to create a convincing illusion. The news presents one of the most impressive magic tricks since the Emperor’s New Clothes. The illusion is of a serious, businesslike, adult world – economics, politics, stock market indexes and inflation rates – full of “experts” and presided over by “The Authorities”. Naturally we feel powerless as individuals to influence this world since it can be accessed only on TV. The slick presentation of the illusion – immaculate suits, gleaming studios, intimidating presenters and those costly visuals – has the effect of reducing most (relatively shabby) viewers to a state of infantile awe and low self-esteem. This news world is built on “conventional wisdom” – ie “adult” assumptions and clichés which can’t be questioned, because to do so would be an admission of foolishness or childlike innocence. Presenters and pundits
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obviously like to be seen as authoritative, so they tend to fall back on safe assumptions rather than explore unknown areas and risk looking naive. Unfortunately, it’s precisely this lack of naivety and innocence which leads to the stagnation of media debate. These childlike qualities are valuable – they have the potential to embarrass the “experts” and expose the banality behind the adult gloss. For example, a child might ask: “why is Daddy always so tired and sad when he comes home from work?”. As far as I know, no economics pundit has ever provided a satisfactory answer to that question. Taking such “childish” questions as an inspiring starting point, I’ve compiled my own list of “naive” questions and “foolish” answers which I’d like to see featured on a serious news or current affairs show: Naive Question: Is school education a good thing? Foolish Answer: Yes. It’s producing exactly what society needs: economically frightened clones ready to slot straight into low-paid menial jobs. Naive Question: Do we have to be tough on crime? Foolish Answer: Without crime there’d be no need for police, lawyers, courts or prisons. That would mean mass unemployment and the end of society as we know it. The “tough on crime” policy is okay as long as it doesn’t reduce crime. Naive Question: Does advertising make any sense? Foolish Answer: The huge number of car commercials on TV makes no sense at all. How can the UK market for new cars be big enough to justify that amount of adver164

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tising? It’s not as if everyone can afford a new car – most people have trouble paying their electricity bills. The saturation advertising for Amoy noodles is similarly puzzling. Naive Question: Is the “free market” a good thing? Foolish Answer: Many people claim the existing system is not a “free market” but “Monopoly Capitalism” based on protection rackets (eg land ownership) and usury (eg banking). This apparently goes back to the Bronze Age, when spear-wielding thugs extracted rent from peaceful settlements. These thugs were the first land “owners” (and the first land “lords”, barons and kings). The people they exploited and turned into slaves were the true wealth creators – they grew the food, raised the livestock, made the tools and built the dwellings. Naive Question: Why do adherents of the “free market” support the BBC? Foolish Answer: The market can be trusted to provide our water, food, transport, electricity, gas, communications and refuse disposal, but it can’t be trusted to provide our television programmes. We need the BBC for that.

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Naive Question: Why does the BBC compete for viewers? Foolish Answer: It seems that the BBC is pretending to be part of the competitive market, possibly to disguise the fact that, with its public hand-out funding, it’s essentially the country’s largest welfare recipient. Naive Question: The BBC allegedly employs 2000 journalists. What do they all do? Foolish Answer: That will probably remain a mystery. Naive Question: Is crime the biggest concern people have? Foolish Answer: Statistically, people are more concerned about their dentist appointments than about crime. Naive Question: If TV reflects real-life concerns, why do crime shows outnumber dentistry shows by a thousand to one? Foolish Answer: Exactly! And why do TV shows never feature landlords or bankers? Naive Question: Nobody seems to care when neighbours’ burglar alarms go off. Would it help to restore our sense of civic duty if the alarms had a louder, more piercing sound? Foolish Answer: Research indicates there would be an increase in violent incidents due to noise-related stress. Naive Question: Is food safe? Foolish Answer: If manufacturers can’t prevent traces of nuts getting into food, then what other contaminants can get in? To restore public faith in the honesty of the food producers, warning labels should be extended to say: “may contain traces of nuts, rat faeces, rat urine,
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human effluvia. and many money makers are useless bloodsuckers. fingernails and assorted dormant and active bacteria of known and unknown origin. bionic limbs. Naive Question: Are banks friendly. Then we should teach them the importance of behavioural consistency. Naive Question: Is it really cheating if athletes use performance-enhancing substances? Foolish Answer: Only if the substances are ingested. human hair. artists. etc) are penniless. Real wealth is what supports and enhances human life. toenails. organ transplants. So they’re fucking with our heads while they rob us blind. dead insects.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ rat parts. live insects. It’s not considered cheating to enhance performance with anything worn or surgically implanted (muscle grafts. etc). But they tell us not to go overdrawn or pay late. But otherwise they’re friendly. like in the adverts? Foolish Answer: Banks make large profits from “unauthorised overdraft” charges. Many wealth creators (inventors.” Naive Question: Should we teach children to be competitive (putting self first). or to be considerate (putting others first)? Foolish Answer: Both. human skin. mothers. 167 . Naive Question: Are money makers the real heroes of society? Foolish Answer: “Making money” shouldn’t be confused with “creating wealth”. Credit card companies make large profits from “late payment” fees. whereas money is just numbers in a database.

so a politician can tell the country how prudent he is. Naive Question: Is there anything bad about full employment? Foolish Answer: Not if you’re happy to condemn half the population to minimum-wage slavery. and humiliates less.000.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Naive Question: Why have breakfast cereals adopted sensible names (eg “Sustain”. than work in telesales. Coercion can always provide full employment. “Perfect Balance”. Prisons and chain gangs have full employment. and has created 50. flushing creative potential down the economic toilet. why are corporate employees working longer hours? Foolish Answer: Because they’re slaves. Naive Question: If labour-saving technology is getting better and cheaper. 168 . health and fitness. Naive Question: Why are there so many beggars in a booming economy like Britain? Foolish Answer: It pays more. That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100. Watch out for forthcoming name changes: Bran Flakes to “Nice ’n’ Regular” and Frosties to “Blood-Glucose Boost”. Or to quote Henry Hazlitt: “Hitler provided full employment. “Just Right” and “Advantage”)? Foolish Answer: Because marketing consultants determined that 51% of cereal consumers have anal fixations about diet.” Naive Question: How much does it cost to create a job? Foolish Answer: The New Deal cost over £5bn.

working over 48hrs per week doubles the risk of coronary heart disease. But when they talk of “cracking down on dependency culture” or “getting tough on the workshy”. Many business people love the US system. Naive Question: Is unemployment high or low at the moment? Foolish Answer: When governments talk about their performance in managing the economy. Roughly half of that goes on pensions. captive labour. big business depends on a complex legal framework and a powerful state apparatus (to enforce the laws under which businesses and lawyers prosper). Business people don’t really want less regulation and smaller government – they just want less state interference in their own activities. unemployment is “high”. They’re quite happy to see everybody else (particularly the less well off) be regulated and controlled. Naive Question: Why is welfare spending so high? Foolish Answer: The total yearly UK welfare budget is £99bn. unemployment is “low”. Only £5bn is spent annually 169 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Naive Question: Is it true that hard work never hurt anybody? Foolish Answer: According to a government report (Mental Health & Stress in the Workplace). where the government is powerful enough to fill the prisons with millions of relatively harmless people who are then available to corporations as cheap. The amount spent on pensions is increasing because the population is getting older. Naive Question: Why do successful business people want less regulation and smaller government? Foolish Answer: Ironically.

yet there is widespread poverty amongst old people. Winter 2000/1. Naive Question: Who really wants strong leaders? Foolish Answer: Only sexually repressed people want strong leaders (according to psychologists). This article was first published in The Idler. There’s no excuse for laziness and dependence – if they can use a phone or walk a dog. As a cost comparison.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ on unemployment benefits. so let’s put them to work. The amount spent on unemployment decreased by £1bn over the last year. Many elderly people are able-bodied. 170 . bear in mind that a new British-US fighter plane has a development price-tag of £250bn. they can take jobs in telesales or supermarket trolley shepherding. issue 27. Naive Question: Why should people get pensions? Foolish Answer: The cost of state pensions is huge.

The reflex management response to staff disgruntlement is: “you should be glad you have a job”. are prejudiced against complainers – they think we should be more grateful.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RIGHT TO MOAN Office work brings out the complainer in me. is conspicuously absent from corporate PR. unfortunately. Deep down. Most company managers. represent the future. in fact. Employee discontent should be treated as a valuable resource. The complainers. The PR imagery. Most well-informed people understand that complaints have a positive social function. you see. the team-bonding horseshit. authoritarian regimes and modern corporations. it’s automatically dismissed or frowned upon. and being grateful. Company executives are fond of talk about “vision”. the long hours and lack of time off – all fuel for my endless carping and growing resentment. as expressed in 171 . since things can always be worse than they are. This is the medieval logic of “lower expectations”: no complaint is valid. the unrealistic deadlines. etc – though encouraged in every corporate slave galley. Their prejudice is due to a fear of what we represent: the inevitable collapse of the corporate management worldview. whereas those favoured by management – the grateful and obedient – belong to a sinking past. the managers know this – that’s why they’re afraid. for less pay. and we should always be grateful. The “lower expectations” culture – working longer. and that dissent should not be buried. The pointless meetings. Complaining is taboo in backward societies. but the real vision is in employee disgruntlement. communicates utopian “higher expectations”. Instead.

etc. The Guardian quoted a London School of Economics researcher as saying. Protesters were particularly unhappy with the threat of disciplinary action against workers failing to complete calls within 285 seconds. Workplaces are still bleak. “now even better”. The high-pressure. impossible targets. stress and overwork”. The reality is thousands of workers packed together in giant sheds. In November. and ignore rumours of discontent. “the future is bright”. high-tech perspectives and futuristic management buzzwords. Desks are still lined up in rows. relentlessly answering 172 . But behind the executive vanity and PR cosmetics.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ slogans such as “we’re aiming higher”. 1999. The Company directors believe their own PR. industrial-age hierarchical bureaucracies and Fordist production-line methods continue to operate. centralised production hives. “the possibilities for monitoring behaviour and measuring output in call centres is amazing to behold – the tyranny of the assembly line is but a Sunday school picnic compared with the control that management can exercise in computer telephony”. traffic-jam work culture looks more like hell than utopia. but “business leaders” and politicians have no plans to change the situation. TV commercials give a false picture of call centres – they show relaxed employees taking customer calls in pleasant surroundings. and workers are still treated as insectoid units of productivity. call centre workers held a nationwide strike in protest against “a 19th century management style. Their boardrooms are cheerful places – full of optimistic talk.

Buckminster Fuller. One far-sighted solution. The term “sweatshop” comes to mind. One of the software packages commonly used by call centre managers is marketed as “Total Control Made Easy”. Visits to the lavatory are rationed and monitored. due to being based on outdated inventories of world resources. less stress. poverty was inevitable for the majority of humanity.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ telephone calls to predetermined scripts. hardship and starvation had an enormous impact on economists and 173 . as a society. traffic congestion and parking space are becoming difficult problems. Malthus’s forecast of ongoing scarcity. the famous utopian polymath. Fuller argued that the dominant economic worldview – that of “not enough to go around for everyone” – is seriously flawed. and dodges important questions such as: “must we always travel to work?”. less pollution. This lets the government off the hook. Thomas Malthus predicted that since world population was growing faster than known resources. The usual argument against utopian social policy is economic rectitude – that. we can’t afford it. As we zoom into a bright new future. and: “must we always work?” A nationwide survey revealed that 60 percent of workers see their work as being of no use to society – so why not pay people to stay at home enjoying themselves? Think of all the public benefits – less traffic. is to advise employees to give each other lifts to work. devised by leading government thinkers. In 1798. claimed that this economic argument is just a convenient excuse for government and corporate apathy. lower medical costs and more people enjoying life.

not politicians or the well-off. he compared a modern communications satellite.000 tons of transatlantic cable that it replaces and outperforms. with the 75. rather than raising their expectations.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ politicians. his prediction was cited as a reason not to give welfare to the poor – all attempts to remove poverty were seen as futile. Of course. then you should be grateful for what you already have. He documented the technological trend of extracting more and more lifesupporting wealth from less and less raw material. Malthus was later discredited – his forecast was incorrect – but his gloomy influence left economics with a nickname: “the dismal science”. etc. If there isn’t enough to go around. Understandably. it’s always the poor people who make the sacrifices. Fuller’s claims have been scientifically vindicated. is accelerating faster than population growth and is removing scarcity from the planet. Fuller spent much of his life challenging the Malthusian notion of “not enough to go around”. Malthusianism shames the poor into accepting their situation with stoic resignation. Over the last few decades. This process of “more from less”. he said. “cut back”. weighing a fraction of a ton. Politicians continue to remind us that we must “make sacrifices”. “tighten our belts”. Malthus was very popular with the ruling classes. For many years. For example. Fuller claimed that the Malthusian ideology of “lower expectations” still pervades mainstream politics and economics. Current inventories of world resources show overwhelming abundance of sustainable life-enhancing wealth – enough to maintain a high living 174 .

was not to fight competitors. back in bureaucratsville. Fuller asserted his confidence in the practical realisation of this utopian vision: “For the first time in history it is now possible to take care of everybody at a higher standard of living than any have ever known. Scarcity now has to be artificially induced to preserve an obsolete system of “haves” and “have-nots”. Fuller’s message is yet to be heard. “to make the world work for 100 percent of humanity in the shortest possible time through spontaneous cooperation without ecological offense or the disadvantage of anyone. so the consumers don’t die of fright before they get a chance to buy the products.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ standard for every person on the planet. All humanity now has the option to become enduringly successful. Business people think they have the “bottom line” in hard-nosed realism: it’s a brutal world and we must all compete for survival by pecking each other to death like ducks. 175 . for decades. Our reflexes have been conditioned to dismiss ‘utopia’ as synonymous with the ‘unrealistic’ or ‘impossible’. Fuller regarded the “us versus them” paranoid-competitive business world as a highly destructive combination of Malthus and Social Darwinism. Only ten years ago the more-with-less technology reached the point where this could be done.” In 1980.” Meanwhile. friendly gloss on all this. but. Corporations see technology as just another way to gain competitive advantage. governments have been paying farmers not to grow food. Most people suspect as much when they hear that. as he saw it. Humanity’s real mission. And the function of advertising and PR is to put a warm.

a minority of economic commentators are starting to echo Fuller’s arguments. Charles HampdenTurner. fighting for scraps of wealth in a scarcity contrived by our own beliefs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Fortunately. are still at war with each other. Those who plan to accelerate this process – the complainers. in the English-speaking economies. This article was first published in The Idler. the dissenters – should be honoured. humans have a habit of trying all the stupid approaches before hitting on the intelligent ones. Summer 2000. Unfortunately. with a time-lag of decades or centuries before stupidity is acknowledged. Perhaps. pushing competition to its own boundaries” – a notion very much in tune with what Fuller was saying half a century ago.” Hampden-Turner then suggests that we redefine capitalism as “a function of evolving co-operation. issue 26. as they may be our best hope. in The Seven Cultures of Capitalism. notes that “we. 176 . as Fuller claimed. which spreads outward. this seems to be a slow process.

some people do use credit to fund greedy lifestyles. but overall spiralling debt has more to do with Britain’s low-wage culture and high poverty level. Britons spend nearly three times more on their credit cards than the rest of the EU put together. The nation’s credit card bill has increased by 76 percent since 1998.2 Of course.1 Politicians want us to believe this is due to irresponsible spendthrifts abusing easy credit.000. The average debt per UK household is around £7. with politically sensitive issues such as student loans in the news. but according to recent research at least one in five people in Britain resorts to debt to cover basic living costs. June 2004.4 While banks and credit companies make record profits from criminally misleading promotions. Their PR dovetails with that of lying politicians. excluding mortgages. credit card advertising.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DEBT CULT A shortened. 177 . edited version of this article was published in Sleaze magazine (formerly Sleaze Nation). one in five credit card ads breaks the law – usually involving misleading information on interest charges.3 Part of this increase is due to highly seductive. the problem is you. they’re quick to lecture us on responsibility. The government doesn’t want you to think about this. but often misleading. painting a picture of an economy compromised only by feckless consumers who exploit and abuse the system. According to the Office of Fair Trading. In other words. not them.

Several UK students have already decided that. it may not be cost-effective for them to pursue you. personal bankruptcy and fleeing the country are valid options for escaping debt. then bankruptcy might not be such a bad idea. They will screw you without a second thought – you owe them nothing ethically.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The first thing to remember if you’re in debt is don’t swallow their lies. Extreme though it sounds. But if you ever want to settle down and buy a house. only a small proportion of bad credit card debt is recovered by creditors. Depending on the amount of debt. Don’t allow them to lay a guilt trip on you. expect to receive threatening letters. leaving them with a “clean slate”. on average. including walking away from your debts. but if you can get away with it. With unsecured debts. especially if you’ve left the country. since after six years the record of your bankruptcy is removed from your credit file. you’re free to consider all options. you might get away with offering a lump sum settlement of much less than the total amount you owe. then you would have a lot of trouble getting a mortgage or any other sort of credit”. Once that’s clear. The Guardian recently quoted an independent financial adviser as saying: “If you want to bum around for the rest of your life. their best option is to declare themselves bankrupt. If you default on a debt. Don’t let them dictate your “moral” or “responsible” options. the threats are relatively toothless. 178 . with tens of thousands of pounds of debt.5 But that might be overstating things. Since. Ask not if it’s “responsible”.

Don’t let them frighten you. Unless the government fails to read its own reports. The only worthwhile advice applicable to all cases of personal debt is: lose your naivety concerning the role of debt in the economic system. individual voluntary arrangements (IVAs) and anything else that might affect you. Find out from internet newsgroups what people in similar circumstances have done to escape debt. Despite what they might tell you. Consider yourself naive if you think you live in a free market economy. one in five households are in debt to water companies. one in seven can’t afford their energy bills. To avoid being scared.6 It seems doubtful these people are sacrificing basic necessities to fund spending sprees. You’ll then be less likely to succumb to the stigma and humiliation of financial “failure” – you’ll be less easily pushed around. Creditors rely on scare tactics. in real terms. According to the National Consumer Council. and one in twenty have had their phone cut off. research CCJs. bailiffs. walking possession orders. Given the entrenched corporate propaganda on the “success” of the so-called free market.7 Wages at the lower end of the market are less now. provided they haven’t been inside before. it already knows the truth: that one in five UK households lives on a poverty-level income. Remember the main reason for spiralling debt – Britain’s low-wage culture. bailiffs aren’t allowed to force their way into your home. bailiffs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ You may be threatened with a county court judgement (CCJ). Avoid companies selling “debt management services”. this will need explaining. etc. than in the 179 .

the cost of credit would fall to the level needed only to administer it (well below 1 percent). then they blame consumers’ financial illiteracy. But this simply diverts us from the real problem: a financecapital system masquerading as a “free market”.000 or more fail to clear their credit card debts each month or have other unsecured debts.9 The low-paid and unemployed are worst hit.8 But the percentage of people in debt gets higher as you move down the income scale. As usual. often falling prey to loan sharks or “debt consolidation” firms. too.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 1970s. is educating people to handle their finances more responsibly. The identification of capitalism with “free enterprise” is about as accurate as identifying a sweatshop with a stroll in the park. This seems to contradict the media image of contemporary Britain as full of affluent yuppies – until you realise the media image reflects how credit enables us to appear affluent even in hardship. The truly affluent get into debt. while putting everyone else in debt. 180 . The solution. A real “free market” would allow alternative currencies. First they blame consumer irresponsibility. This is central to the personal debt problem. 48 percent of people earning £60. the authorities blame anything but the system. whose primary function is to benefit the rich. we’re told. because if competition were allowed in the distribution of alternative currencies. with ominous social problems. The existing capitalist system does not – the legally enforced money-issuing monopoly (Bank of England) keeps interest at an artificially high level. Debt is disguised poverty. of course – for example.

The people who run the economy see this as a good thing. due to advancing technology. etc. so parents feel like failures if they don’t conform. PFIs are the ultimate in irresponsible “pay later” funding – Private Eye magazine recently compared them to “taking out a mortgage on a credit card”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The high level of interest we pay is a monopoly-charge – a forced “tribute” to usurers – it has nothing to do with a free market. pay later”. roads. etc. Debt makes us financially insecure. Debt functions in this system as a social control mechanism. The message is that depriving your children is more irresponsible than buying on credit. Student loans are another example of the gross mismanagement of the country’s finances. You can’t afford to be choosy about jobs if you’re in debt. rises in productivity. Alan Greenspan. It’s often targeted at children. prisons. as they keep inflation low (by being too scared to risk asking for wage increases). Yet we’re supposed to believe there’s not enough money to fund the level of education 181 .10 Saturation advertising increases our insecurities by exerting enormous psychological pressure.11 Politicians are the last people to tell us how we should run our finances. was reported as saying that insecure workers are good for the economy. making us anything but “free”. Then the government lectures us on the irresponsibility of “buy now. This is the same government that embraced the Private Finance Initiative (PFI) as a way to fund hospitals. US Federal Reserve chair. So people choose the “responsible” option of going further into debt. Britain’s overall wealth continues to grow.

not Marx – worth remembering whenever defenders of the existing system try to pigeonhole its critics as communists. it’s remarkable that anyone would feel like a failure for going into debt – or feel irresponsible for walking away from a debt. Most of the country’s wealth is sucked up by big business and never returns as tax revenue. The problem isn’t lack of money. Proportional to growth in national wealth. the monopolisation of wealth by a small minority. Don’t swallow this lie. Britain could afford to vastly expand higher education without burdening students with debt. But such is the insidious power of corporate propaganda. Personal debt isn’t just big business – it’s central to the system.12 Do you ever get the feeling you’re being ripped off? You’re not paranoid – you really are being ripped off. Given this structural role of debt.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ that corporate Britain requires. This is Adam Smith. it maintains the status quo. This is partly due to the remarkable ability of large corporations to utilise offshore tax havens and tax loopholes. It also warned that monopolies distort the market so that it’s no longer free. warned that whenever merchants meet they tend to conspire against the general public. Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations. 182 . The Guardian estimated that Britain loses £85 billion per year in corporate tax avoidance – more than enough to pay the country’s higher education costs without a single student going into debt. It’s no coincidence that record bank profits are announced at the same time as record household debt. The free-market bible.

19/3/04. 183 . (5) Guardian Money. (2) KPMG survey. 11/8/03. 17/3/04. Autumn 2003. (12) The Guardian. (6) National Consumer Council report. 30/3/04. 2/9/03. 12/4/02. (7) Joseph Rowntree Foundation report. (3) Evening News. quoted by Press Association. (4) Ibid. (8) creditaction. Edinburgh.uk.org. 26/2/1997. Quarterly Bulletin. (10) US Congressional testimony. (9) Ibid.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ References: (1) Bank of England. September 2003. (11) Private Eye. December 2003 (2001/2002 figures).

take a look at some figures. This involved hiding all my real motivations and feelings. and over-using words like “opportunity” and “challenge. more than 10 percent of the population suffer from a neurotic anxiety disorder1. or at least pretend to. useful idiots can be identified by their claim to like their jobs. Financial anxiety turns most of us into “useful idiots”. a term used by the intelligence community. I got the job after a successful act of deception at the job interview. affecting 7 percent of people. Vast quantities of tranquillisers and anti-depressants are prescribed in the UK – eighty million prescriptions in 184 . one begins to suspect something beyond deluded sentimentality – something sinister and pathological. meaning those who unwittingly end up serving the purposes of others. If that sounds like an exaggeration. When so many people seem to enjoy being economic slaves. but my money had run out so it looked like I had no choice. We’re living in an anxiety culture and we’re driven by fear. In the everyday world of tedious wage-slavery. after resting for a year.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANXIETY ATTACK Recently. The most common problem is a mixed anxiety and depressive disorder. while still believing in their own freedom and autonomy. According to a recent major survey commissioned by the government.” The interviewer seemed convinced that I was there out of free choice and enthusiasm. I prepared myself to return to work for a large bureaucratic company. The prospect of going back into the corporate world filled me with dread. rather than financial dilemma and survival anxiety.

private health care. for example. self-assured yuppie reality beamed into our living rooms during commercial breaks. Sixty percent of employees suffer from feelings of insecurity and anxiety. chewing gum. is to emotionally sensitise social comparison. need more distractions (newspapers. This statistical picture seems at odds with the grinning. mobile phones. and rapidly rising since2. deodorant. not even the marketers themselves – a recent survey shows advertising executives to be “plagued by self-doubt and insecurity”4. Studies show that people are more suggestible and compliant when anxious. Forty three percent have problems sleeping because of work worries. and so on. through repetition. Fifty four percent fret over inadequate income3. Politicians quote “public fears” as justifi185 . alarms. but the effect. Anxious people make good consumers – they tend to eat and drink compulsively. TV.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 1994. The advertisers portray a world where all normal people drive expensive new cars and smile perpetually. Employers benefit if the workers fear losing their jobs – fearful people are less likely to complain or rebel. cars. security systems.. The unsubtle targeting of our fears is evident in adverts for vehicle recovery services. The message is: good sex-bonding is available only to those who live like this. There are strong vested interests in keeping public anxiety at a high level. etc) and more external buttressing of their fragile self-image through lifestyle products and status symbols. Insurance companies and the whole financial services industry make billions from our financial insecurities. so people feel humiliated driving old cars. The use of sex in advertising may seem crude and obvious. No one is really immune from these social-comparison anxieties.

half of those questioned believed that tabloid newspapers have a vested interest in making people more afraid of crime. Without necessarily implying any large conspiracy. In 1995. murdering every passing child. In a word. People and Star. the makers of Frontline. Most child homicides are in fact committed by the parents. that wasn’t a misprint – five – check it out. a Channel 4 documentary on crime.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ cation for more freedom-eroding legislation. In a recent MORI poll. to ask how they justified their sensationalised crime coverage. Today. No. on average only five children were murdered by strangers each year in England and Wales. You can probably think of many more examples. Over the last 25 years there has been no increase in child murder by strangers. The overall murder rate (all ages) is the same now as it was in 1857 (roughly 13 per million of the population per year)7. it’s true to say that anxiety can be induced in a population by constantly focusing on the threat of crime in an exaggerated way. Insecure populations show a tendency to elect authoritarian governments. Daily and Sunday Express. according to Home Office figures6. Between 1983 and 1993. They all refused to be interviewed5. rather than the institutions which make the laws. Sun. The news headlines often give the impression of paedophiles or killers on every street corner. requested interviews with the editors of the Daily Mail. Daily Mirror. This has the ‘advantage’ of directing fear towards ‘bad’ individuals who break the law. governments and corporations gladly reap the harvests of high public anxiety. 186 . The official statistics present a much different picture.

Meanwhile. A third of elderly women fear going outside. exposure to these fearful beliefs starts in early childhood. On one hand there was the risk of skin cancer. the climate of fear being created is out of all proportion to the real threat of crime for most people. One effect of our over-stimulated fear of crime is increased paranoia and suspicion. like water to fish. although the less sentimentally inclined may prefer to call it neurosis. Statistically. Most anxiety results from what we’ve been thinking. Schools are factories for turning carefree souls into obedient. do I assist or mind my own business? Some school teachers were recently reported to be in difficulty deciding whether to apply sun-protection lotion to young children. Unfortunately. and on the other the risk of child sex-abuse accusation. will the woman ahead think I’m stalking her? If I see a child in distress. We’re immersed in fearinducing belief systems. the elderly and young children are the groups least at risk from attack — but because the newspapers cover all violent crimes involving the young and the very old. If I take a stroll through the park. 187 . but only one in 4000 will be assaulted8. rather than external events. Welcome to anxiety society. before we can develop any intellectual defences. which is our real childhood education. We receive a thorough ‘anxiety conditioning’. Children are also exposed daily to the anxious thoughts of their parents – generally known as “parental concern”. they seem common.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Unfortunately. economically frightened clones. but it’s invisible to us. many people believe the crime hype.

and must redeem ourselves through hard work and suffering. So what are the main anxiety-inducing beliefs? Perhaps the most insidious is “original sin” – the notion that. Quit your job and go on holiday. however. or whatever gets you relaxed and high – then take it easier next day. or that something is wrong with you – a tendency exploited to the maximum by big business. This belief is the enemy of idlers. ie happiness. It surfaces as the feeling that you’re not good enough. be subverted with psychological gimmicks. You earned your life by being born – now you deserve to relax. in essence. It manifests as the idea that you’re infinitely undeserving – that reward. Dismiss the notion that you have to ‘earn’ anything. or call in sick as often as possible.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Parents demonstrate how loving and responsible they are by worrying all the time. 188 . Spend the day in bed watching videos. rather than as a fantastic adventure. It also makes you feel guilty. Remove all forms of guilt from your mind. The original sin worldview can. This is regarded as perfectly normal in our society. we’re morally ‘bad’. try believing that you deserve to be paid for doing nothing. Go to extremes of laziness and indulge yourself deluxe-style every day. will always be contingent upon the endurance of some unpleasant activity such as work. eating Belgian chocolates and drinking Green Chartreuse. Its poisonous tentacles reach into your mind. causing you to see life as a burden to endure. For example.

the real function of “individual responsibility” is social conformity. True responsibility would require all-seeing. Society holds you accountable if you don’t comply with its definition of your responsibilities. You don’t choose your genetic make-up or the conditions in which you grow up. Of course. Responsibility sees everything as a problem needing a solution – usually involving endless work and expenditure. It’s a big social con-trick – with the “responsible individual” as dupe. As a result we continue to work for a responsible (but arbitrary) 40 hours a week instead of a more sensible 40 minutes. all-knowing divine power – it’s not something for fallible individuals to attempt. Any intelligent attempt to drastically cut working hours is resisted on the basis that it’s irresponsible. This puts people under tremendous strain. Many people feel a “responsibility” to quit work in order to widen their knowledge and develop 189 . The attraction of responsibility (all con-tricks have an attraction) is that it allows people total conformity without removing the facade of individuality – it’s the kind of concept that advertising agencies dream about. Politicians – the experts on responsibility – see joblessness as the ultimate irresponsible lifestyle. yet all the unfortunate things that happen are your fault. It’s part of a conspiracy of stupidity undermining claims that we can work less and take it easy. This sense of responsibility is obviously false – you can’t even be responsible for your next thought.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Another insidious anxiety-inducer to watch out for is the belief that you should be responsible. It never occurs to them that their idea of responsibility might not be universal.

(3) NOP poll. 6 Aug 1995. 22 Nov 1996. as reported in The Independent. 15 Oct 1994. work is an “irresponsible” cop-out – a last refuge of the fearful and ignorant. issue 25. and also in the Guardian’s “Editor” supplement on 8th October 1999. 190 . 11 Sept 1996. (6) Sunday Times. (5) Frontline. (2) World in Action and Radio Times. Channel 4. 25 Sept 1996. (7) The Independent. 4 Oct 1995. quoted by World in Action. (8) The Times. Oct 1995. References: (1) Study commissioned by the Department of Health. 1999. (4) The Times. 15 Dec 1994.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ their potential. This article was first published in The Idler. From this viewpoint.

work is closely related to. led to mundane and spiritual rewards. the American financial author. and suggests that to operate with integrity. This is a notion which continues to underlie our attitude towards work even today. The available statistics don’t support the belief that hard work leads to wealth – for example. ii) That hard work is character building and morally good. you should forget work and do what you want.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE PURITAN WORK ETHIC Phil Laut. has defined hard work as “doing what you don’t want to do”. the Puritans believed that honest toil. This is the typical level of financial re- 191 . To sweeten their view of work and provide positive motivation. in our society. Puritan sects were greatly over-represented among the early major industrialists (quoted in Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution). The modern equivalents of these archaic religious beliefs are: i) That hard work is the main causative factor in producing material wealth. guilt. US government figures from the eighties showed the average savings of a person reaching retirement age in North America to be less than $500. This revolutionary viewpoint directly opposes certain beliefs which have become codified into our work ethic courtesy of the Puritans. This is why. and their belief that suffering is required to redeem our ‘original sin’ as human beings became part of their work ethic. if persevered with. and often motivated by.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ward a person can expect for forty years of full-time hard work – based on government data for an entire generation of working Americans. these findings don’t exactly support the idea of work being morally uplifting. that you’ve worked enough 192 . and find themselves exhausted by the time they get home. There is. The problem with this way of thinking is that it endlessly perpetuates itself – you can never totally relax because nobody ever comes along to say. a major UK survey (quoted recently by The Guardian) showed that 6 out of 10 British workers dislike their jobs. In effect. and 43% have problems sleeping because of work. ie happiness. Unless you regard stress-related illness as character building. The underlying idea behind this insanity is that you are infinitely undeserving – reward. although this epitaph sounds more appropriate for an item of machinery than a human being. or to put it another way. The hard work ethic has also conditioned us to see happiness as something that must be earned through toil. once and for all. a lot of evidence to suggest that our work ethic is extreme and pathological in its effects. in fact. A 1995 National Opinion Poll (NOP) revealed that 50% of British workers say work makes them depressed. will always be contingent upon the endurance of some unpleasant activity. suffer insecurity and stress. Whatever its correlation with material wealth. feel that their work isn’t of use to society. you must be unhappy to be happy. For example. hard work is undoubtedly seen as virtuous – the greatest tribute paid to the deceased seems to be “worked hard all his/ her life”. this is saying you have to suffer in order to get happiness. fret over inadequate income.

If you drill for oil. you need precise information about where to drill. they also program our expectations. As knowledge-intensive markets grow in proportion to labour-intensive industry. The human brain processes complex information better when the person is relaxed and happy (adrenaline addiction notwithstanding). integration and transmission of information) doesn’t usually result from hard work and stress. don’t permit you to relax until after you’ve died). information is becoming the primary source of wealth. 193 . it isn’t working”. According to classical economic theory. A popular cliché says “nothing worthwhile is easy”. Increasingly though. don’t do it”. no gain”. or “if you can’t enjoy it. Quality thought (efficient reception. I observed employees in busy offices rushing so much to get things done. How can you despise ease and laziness then not feel guilty when you take a rest? Try an alternative slogan: “anything worthwhile is best done without effort”. Another version of the same idea has been used as a political slogan: “if it isn’t hurting.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ (the religious beliefs which originally gave rise to this mindset. that they never stopped to consider if there was any point to it. Beliefs like these don’t only describe viewpoints. labour and capital. wealth is created from land. information is overtaking labour (ie hard work) as an important wealth-creating factor. You are effectively programming yourself to experience hurt and hardship if you accept this idea of “no pain. As a business analyst.

drudgery and toil would be pointless and obsolete. but which are still very rare. is the idea that we should enjoy it. teleworking etc) which are forward-looking and advantageous to everybody (the Institute of Manpower Studies has found that employees who work ‘non-standard’ hours tend to be more efficient.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One futurist dream is that technology will eventually free people from the necessity of hard work. A strange effect of the ‘dark ages’ view of work as atonement. But for everybody else. This doesn’t mean that all-day leisure and enjoyment would be imposed – those who like being miserable could construct their own simulations of busy offices or noxious factories to work in. 194 . or at least try to look as if we’re enjoying it. but in terms of work patterns we cling to the attitudes of an mechanicalindustrial culture steeped in the Puritan ethic (Methodists. Wesleyans and other puritanical sects were greatly over-represented among the major industrialists quoted in Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution). By happily accepting our punishment (ie daily hard work) we demonstrate our moral fibre. This also explains why (according to the US figures quoted above) the average person is prepared to work forty hours per week for no great financial reward – the typical person believes he doesn’t deserve to be paid for enjoying himself. enthusiastic and committed). Currently there are alternatives to the 9-5 work culture (job-sharing. The Information Age is here. Presbyterians. Quakers. The fact that we are nowhere near manifesting such a dream has more to do with our attitudes and beliefs than with the current state of technology.

This could be the greatest business challenge you have ever faced. without feeling ashamed of your laziness.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In order to more deeply understand current attitudes to work. December 1996. just lie in bed and doze all day. there is an interesting exercise you can try: spend a whole day in bed for no particular reason (ie don’t wait until you are ill or exhausted). This article was originally published in In Business magazine. 195 . The acceptance of laziness breaks the link between guilt and work which chains us to primitive patterns from the past. Don’t do anything.

And contrary to free-market thinking. social phenomena such as advertising.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OBSOLETE FREE-MARKET METAPHORS “There is no such thing as society”. ‘society’ has aspects which can’t be explained or predicted in terms of 196 . completely immune from ‘social’ influences. atomistic consumers and entrepreneurs. The market system has traditionally had an individualistic bias – its central premise is that the market registers choices made by separate. She apparently meant that “society” can be seen only as an abstraction or cultural metaphor. The notion of a ‘totally rational’ individual. Those who blame their financial problems on an aspect of “society” are unlikely to receive any sympathy from freemarketeers. an idealised abstraction whose central premise fails to take into account the vast array of social factors affecting human motivation and behaviour. If every economic effect is seen to result from the free choices of autonomous. critics of the competitive market system would argue that “free market” is itself a metaphor. Adherents of free-market economics have often expressed a dislike of terms like “society” and “social concern”. Ironically. sovereign individuals who freely consume for themselves. seems naive. state education and the mass media inevitably tend to influence the value systems which determine what individual consumers will buy. then “society” will be viewed as a nebulous metaphor with little economic relevance. For instance. So said Mrs Thatcher.

To view a complex phenomenon like a human society as no more than the sum of its parts is to subscribe to a kind of reductionism belonging to the 18th century (which was when classical free-market economic theory originated). shifting resources to those who compete successfully and away from those who compete badly is a process which promotes economic growth. Only Britain and the USA put individual self-interest so far above notions of ‘social concern’. there are good reasons for the Anglo-American belief that economic self-interest must take precedence over social concern.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ the rational choices made by its individual constituents. When we talk in terms of ‘communal’ biases here. the main purpose of business is to benefit society. as reflected. The European capitalist model is more ‘communal’ in its emphasis. Meanwhile. according to classical economists. but to cultural perspectives which recognise that wealth-creation may not be an entirely individualistic pursuit. To the Japanese. 197 . thus benefiting everyone. Of course. Adam Smith observed that merchants acting from selfish motivations tended to produce more of public value than those motivated by benevolence towards society. The reasons for this are easy enough to follow – self-interest fuels competitiveness and. for instance. by the social chapter of the Maastricht treaty. we are not referring to communism or statism. Japan – possibly the most economically successful of all capitalist nations – has a more communitarian model than even Europe.

Indeed. Charles Hampden-Turner and Fons Trompenaars describe Adam Smith’s doctrine of self-interest as “perhaps the world’s leading example of cultural bias and historical circumstance disguised as a principal of science”. There is a almost mathematical satisfaction to be gained from understanding classical economics. letting off steam. So is the classical view of the effectiveness of self-interest within a ‘free market’ a universal law or just a cultural prejudice favouring the greedy and predatory? In their book. Professor Paul Ormerod. classical economic metaphors obviously reflect the Newtonian mechanical view of the world. has pointed out that Western economic theory has been conspicuously unsuccessful at making the kind of accurate predictions you would expect from a scientific discipline. 198 . the market ‘mechanism’ is regarded as a sort of universal scientific law by classical economists and business people in Britain and America. universal way. of the Henley Centre forecasting organisation. etc). Their book is rich in examples which contradict the fundamental assumptions of mainstream British economics. He goes as far as saying that little in standard economics texts is known to be true. as if predicting economic effects is a simple problem of physics. The Seven Cultures of Capitalism. and that orthodox economics still has no effective answer for basic problems such as unemployment. They argue that market forces depend on specific cultural contexts and shouldn’t be seen to act in an impersonal.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ But just as the metaphors of Freudian psychology mirror the technology of the times (eg hydraulic build-up of pressure.

with substantial government control moderating economic fluctuations. customers and local communities) is very much part of their economic strategies. GDP per capita in Britain continued to lose comparative advantage with these countries during this period).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Sweden. A strong social democratic welfare state. how did Sweden’s “softness” (social equality. has been something of an enigma to classical economists. Similarly. since the late nineteenth century Sweden has been a world economy highly exposed to international trends. in Germany. in fact. it is outside the “socialist” categorisation). rather than simply a hoped-for effect of the market mechanism.000 higher than in the UK). If business is necessarily a ruthless struggle between selfinterested competitors. benevolence towards ‘society’ (as expressed towards employees. humanitarianism. This tendency hasn’t harmed the economic growth of these countries (from 1979 to 1991. Also. compared with 4.3% in Germany and 60. Economists rationalised that Sweden was a small. welfare and environmental concern) lead to such a strong economy? Sweden has had one of the world’s highest standards of living (in 1992 GDP per person was $12. and working conditions and labour-management relations have generally been excellent. but.9% in Britain.4% in Japan. has put Sweden in the “soft” category of capitalism (but with very little industry nationalised. insulated exception to universally harsh economic laws. Holland and Japan. for example. manufacturing grew by 33. 199 .

we choose competition and get rid of co-operation. however. So. competitiveness tends to be measured here solely by the level of profit extracted. or a nation? Early on in the development of capitalism. following classical economics. This is an especially important trend in the area of high technology. to put it in terms of the mechanistic metaphor. using metaphors of “integrated wholes” (eg “organic”. a company.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Britain’s leading companies are extremely profitable. However. The Japanese see capitalism as a system in which communities serve consumers. is not a common factor in successful economies. not the end. Or. much of European and Japanese industry has learnt how to reconcile co-operation with competition. indeed. we can’t push and pull simultaneously. an industry. In Germany the pursuit of technical excellence and service to society through producing quality products is more valued than profit making. and. From the western perspective of analytical ‘either/or’ logic. there is a degree of co-operative activity in German and Japanese industry which is quite alien to the British and American “lean and mean” approach. Obsession with profit. With the emphasis less on the short-term profits of the individual. individuals competed with 200 . “cybernetic” or “structured network” models). we must choose either co-operation or competition – we can’t have both at the same time. But what does reconciling co-operation and competition mean in practice? The question we should probably ask is: What is the entity that competes? – an individual. rather than one in which individuals compete to extract profits – profitability is the means.

in contrast with the UK. Thus. rather than ruthless self-interested struggle.. European nations have largely adopted the internally cooperative approach.a function of evolving co-operation. pushing competition to its own boundaries” (The Seven Cultures of Capitalism). The UK approach derives from a belief in the universal nature of the market mechanism – ie the conviction that all-out competition will work at all levels. Japan has spread the level of co-operation further still. which is often not in the interests of the company). where a co-operative free flow of information throughout a company (or industry) is likely to prove more effective than jealous guarding of privileged knowledge by ambitious individu- 201 . the divisions compete with each other for the funding of the holding company. In order to compete successfully at the national level. whose divisional companies co-operate and share technological knowledge and resources (in Anglo-American conglomerates. later. particularly in knowledgeintensive markets (eg high technology). and share nothing).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ other individuals. then.. which spreads outward. may have important benefits. competition was largely between companies whose employees co-operated (although fierce competition is still encouraged between individual employees in the UK and US – one effect of this is that employees are out to get what they can for themselves. Describing economic progress in terms of evolving cooperation. the development of capitalism may be seen as “. where the political strategy has been to increase internal competition. in the keiretsu (a co-operative conglomerate).

but is it surpris- 202 . We therefore resent the poor for their lack of individual initiative. individual vs community. The tendency to polarise economic issues. rather than social factors. The metaphors we use to describe economic success have a flip side that we can’t easily escape from. Countries which insist on clinging to outmoded economic dogmas will very likely fall behind in the technology race. If we believe that a competitive and individualistic (rather than co-operative and communitarian) approach is the way to succeed. market vs social concerns. We often hear politicians talking piously about the responsibility of individuals to contribute to society. and despise people who blame their problems on social circumstances. Society holds us accountable for not complying with its definition of our individual responsibilities. In fact. hierarchy vs equality etc. reflects the cultural metaphors we use. the information technology revolution is increasingly leading to commercial scenarios which the mechanistic metaphors of classical economic are unable to deal with. then it follows that economic failure must be the fault of individuals who aren’t competing hard enough. eg private vs public sector. Mrs Thatcher was certainly admired for being resolute in her polarisations. but they rarely say what they mean.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ als. which is that people should conform to their definition of “contribute”. This emphasis on the individual’s sole responsibility for achieving success fails to take into account the role of social consensus in defining “success”.

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ing if we find that the combined metaphors of ancient Aristotelian ‘either/or’ logic and 18th century economics are inadequate for the realities of the 21st century? Acknowledgement: This article makes use of some of the ideas expressed in The Seven Cultures of Capitalism by Charles Hampden-Turner and Fons Trompenaars (Piatkus, 1994). The above article was originally published in In Business magazine, July 1997.

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF WORK
The workerless society may be much closer than we think. 75% of the work force, in most developed countries, engage in work that is little more than simple repetitive tasks. Most of these jobs are vulnerable to replacement by automation. But that’s not all – technology is increasingly taking over tasks previously thought to require human intelligence. Office workers and managers are now under threat as corporations restructure to take advantage of the huge productivity gains made possible by the new technologies. Economists have traditionally argued against the likelihood of the decline of work, believing that productivity gains produce wealth, which is used to expand markets, thereby creating new jobs. Admittedly, this has been the case in the past. For example, when technology began to displace agricultural workers, a new growing sector – manufacturing – was able to absorb those displaced. Then, between the mid fifties and the early eighties, as manufacturing became increasingly automated, displaced factory workers were absorbed into the growing service sector (banking, insurance, accounting, law, airlines, retail, etc). In most modern cities today, nine out of ten jobs are in the service sector. As we approach the millennium, however, service sector jobs are increasingly falling to advanced technology – without the emergence of any new growth areas of the scale required to absorb the redundant office workers. It has been estimated, for example, that human secretaries currently spend more than 45% of their time filing pa204

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pers, photocopying, delivering messages, posting letters and waiting for assignments. Electronic office systems make all of this redundant. Sophisticated labour-saving technology is being developed at an accelerating rate. Hundreds of companies now use computer systems to screen job applications. One such system, called Resumix, optically scans incoming CVs, reads and evaluates the applicants’ details, and makes decisions concerning applicant suitability (field tests have shown the Resumix to be as skilled as human personnel managers in evaluating job applicants). Voice recognition software is already being used to replace human customer service telephonists in many companies. These companies face a simple choice: use the new technology or lose competitive advantage and go out of business. In either case job losses will occur. In 1993 the US retail giant, Sears, cut 50,000 jobs from its merchandising division. That same year, its sales revenues rose by 10%. General Electric, a world leader in electronic manufacturing, reduced its global workforce from 400,000 in 1981 to 230,000 in 1993, whilst tripling its sales. The tyre company, Goodyear, cut 24,000 jobs between 1988 and 1992, and increased productivity by 30% in the same period. During the writing of this article, Electrolux announced they would be eliminating 12,000 jobs over the next two years.

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Large layoffs such as these are becoming increasingly common as the electronic revolution forces corporations to ruthlessly restructure in order to stay competitive. According to renowned management expert, Professor Charles Handy, we are losing more jobs than we can replace. This is inevitable, he says, because developed countries can’t sustain the level of growth needed to create sufficient jobs to replace those lost through technologically enhanced productivity. Automation is shedding jobs faster than markets can expand to create new jobs. Handy remarks that we all need the equivalent of an earthquake to remind us to take nothing for granted in the world of work and economics. Another economic commentator who believes we need a shock to awaken us, is Jeremy Rifkin, president of the Foundation on Economic Trends, in Washington, DC. According to Rifkin, “not a single world leader seems willing to entertain the possibility that the global economy is moving inexorably toward a shrinking labour market with potentially profound consequences for civilisation”. He criticises the logic behind ‘trickle-down technology’ – the theory, held by most conventional economists, which says that advances in technology and productivity create falling prices, generating greater demand, and thus leading to the creation of more jobs than are lost. In his book, The End of Work, Rifkin presents evidence showing the steady rise of unemployment in most developed nations: “With demand seriously weakened by rising unemployment and underemployment in most of

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Wealth is piling up all around us. which have experienced phenomenal success. 207 . Economic rewards have traditionally been distributed on the basis of contributions to production. As human contributions to production reduce in significance and quantity. employment wages will become inadequate to live on. 90% of jobs created have been temporary or part-time). the business community has turned to extending easy consumer credit in an effort to stimulate purchasing power. The technological revolution which brought this wealth should be seen as a social phenomenon – it was not created by any one individual or group. Technological advances continue to have the effect of reducing the commodity value of human labour. relative to automated contributions. coinciding with increasing losses of full-time jobs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ the industrial world. The most notable growth area during this period has been the credit card companies. Unemployment has more than doubled in Britain since 1979. and the vast majority of new jobs created have been temporary or part-time (since 1992. neither is it a creature solely of the marketplace – it rightly ‘belongs’ to everyone. Every technological advance implemented in industry effectively increases wealth – otherwise it wouldn’t be utilised. This is already occurring – most reports of the last few years indicate that the low-paid are becoming financially worse off.” Consumer debt has rocketed to alarmingly high levels in both the US and the UK.

August 1997. This article was originally published in In Business magazine. they perform. THE END PLEASE PROCEED TO THE CHECKOUT 208 . the economic rewards derived from technology will need to be distributed to people in ways that have nothing to do with the amount of work. if any.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In a world of decreasing demand for human labour.

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