EVERYTHING
THEY TOLD YOU IS WRONG
AN ANXIETY CULTURE ANTHOLOGY
How to Build Your Own Personal Media empire

Everything They Told You is Wrong, by Brian Dean, published by Anxiety Culture Publications, October 2002, © Brian Dean. For further information click: www.anxietyculture.com

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CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION ....................................10
HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN PERSONAL MEDIA EMPIRE ...................... 10

PART ONE: DIY MEDIA ...................... 12
ELECTRONIC PAMPHLETEERING ................13
ISOLATION ............................................. 15 WORK AND ORIGINAL SIN ......................... 15 ORIGINAL SIN AND TECHNOPHOBIA .............. 16 I’M NO GOOD ........................................ 16 TWO CLICHÉS ........................................ 17 THE “FREE MARKET” AND THE “NEW AGE” ... 17 THE COST OF LIVING ............................... 18 LAW OF THE JUNGLE ............................... 18 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 1 ............... 19 INDULGE LAZINESS OR SUFFER APATHY ........ 21 INTERNAL RESISTANCE .............................. 21 TEETH GRINDING .................................... 21 INTERNAL DISTRACTION ............................. 22 HIT SQUADS .......................................... 22
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INSIDIOUS STRESS ................................... 23 LABOUR SAVING ..................................... 24 SERIOUS BREAKFAST ............................... 25 WORK ETHIC LAZINESS ............................ 25 EVIL EVERYWHERE SYNDROME ................... 26 FEAR OF TECHNOLOGY ............................. 27 ECONOMICS AND PSYCHOLOGY .................... 28 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 2 ............... 30 STARVING ARTISTS .................................. 30 REWARDS OF THE MARKET ........................ 30 DEFINITION OF A GENUINE ARTIST IN A MARKET ECONOMY ......................... 30 CONTRADICTIONS .................................... 31 ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. 3 ............... 32 GORE, BUSH AND NADER ......................... 33 ECONOMIC CONTRADICTION ....................... 34 NOBODY IS INTELLECTUALLY IMMUNE ............ 34 YOUR VALUE HIERARCHY .......................... 35 CRAP MANAGERS .................................... 36 HUMAN RIGHTS ...................................... 37 DESTRUCTIVE SELF-PRESERVATION .............. 38 PRETEND FREE ENTERPRISE ...................... 39 USURY ................................................. 40 “RECESSION” ......................................... 40 TRICKLE-UP FEAR .................................. 41
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..................... 75 RADIO TIMES (2) .......... 71 THE INDEPENDENT ............................................................................... 79 BBC RADIO 4 PM NEWS .......................................................................... 82 6 ...............................................................Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WATCH OUT! .......................................................NET ........................ 64 PART TWO: PUBLISHED LETTERS .......... 80 THE SUN (2) ..................................................... 68 RADIO TIMES ...... 77 THE INDEPENDENT (2) ... 69 .......... 70 FINANCIAL TIMES ............................. 73 THE CHRONICLE ...... 76 THE IDLER ...............................................66 NEWS OF THE WORLD ................... 63 WHO PAYS? ................. 73 THE GUARDIAN ................... 71 FORTEAN TIMES (2).......... 72 THE SUN ............ 74 THE GUARDIAN (2) ............................................................ 65 WRITING TO NEWSPAPERS ................. 79 THE GUARDIAN (3) ......................................................... 68 FORTEAN TIMES ....................................

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.......................... 130 NO SHORTAGE OF ALTERNATIVES ...... 122 LEISURE IN SPACE ...................................... 129 ALTERNATIVE ECONOMICS ................................... 134 ALTERNATIVE CURRENCIES ................ 139 ECONOMIC “AUTHORITY” ........Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FUTURE HISTORY OF THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR .................................................... 133 WILLINGNESS TO WORK? .................................... 130 GUARANTEED INCOME ........ 130 BASIC INCOME .... 140 8 ......... 133 ZERO-INTEREST CURRENCY ..... 123 THE WORKERLESS SOCIETY ....................... 127 PART FIVE: PUBLISHED ARTICLES ....... 132 NEGATIVE INCOME TAX ................... 136 STAMP SCRIP ... 138 THE TOBIN TAX ............................................. 126 PLANET-SURFACE UNEMPLOYMENT ................................ 124 THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR ....................... 137 THE DIGITAL ECONOMY ........

... 191 OBSOLETE FREE-MARKET METAPHORS . 177 ANXIETY ATTACK ............Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SEX ROBOTS ........................................ 154 SUMMARY/CONCLUSIONS ......................... 157 NAIVETY TV ..... 149 CORPORATE WEAKNESSES ..... 142 THE COMPROMISED ANTI-CONSUMERIST ... 204 9 ....................... 163 RIGHT TO MOAN ..................................... 156 OFFICE RAT MAZE ............................................ 196 THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF WORK ................ 171 DEBT CULT ................................................................ 184 THE PURITAN WORK ETHIC ........

I started off publishing a low-budget magazine called Anxiety Culture. and since I have no contacts in the media (except for a few acquaintances who produce publications as obscure and unknown as my own) it’s very much an “outsider” project. Since I’m not a journalist or media-person. with some stickers and gimmicky graphics. meant that the operation grew no bigger than the laser printer in my living room. You can now become an “expert” or “authority” just by having a website specialising in a given subject (I’ve been approached by several TV and radio programmes – including BBC2’s Newsnight – just on the strength of the Anxiety Culture website). Basically. in each case. All of the material collected in this book was published through other channels.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTRODUCTION HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN PERSONAL MEDIA EMPIRE This book records my modest attempts to infiltrate the media with “unusual” material. I wrote down my 10 . Setting up your own media empire doesn’t necessarily require launching a magazine or website. being a lot less than Amazon’s. opening up all sorts of creative avenues for DIY-media enthusiasts like myself. The size of my audience was dependent on advertising expenditure – which. Ron Hubbard. The ease with which anyone can fake expertise and simulate “popularity” would delight Orson Welles and L. if they were still alive. Then the Internet happened.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ viewpoints or ideas. I used written articles. With the exception of the newsgroup postings chapter (DIY Media) and a few other noted cases. and. letters to newspapers (and magazines and radio/TV). So this is a record of one unimportant. and edited it into this book. I’ve extracted the best bits from all this stuff. then pressed a button to send them off to whatever destination offered the best prospect of publication – from newsgroups (guaranteed publication) to national newspapers (lower probability of publication). low-resource individual’s experiments in empire-building. when asked. postings to newsgroups and forums. And not even Rupert Murdoch’s world-spanning corporations can compete with the information processing capability of an individual human brain. I gave a few interviews. all of the material has been published by newspapers or magazines (or broadcast by radio or TV). 11 .

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Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ELECTRONIC PAMPHLETEERING Whenever I read about pamphleteers from earlier times – “eccentrics” who spent a lot of time and money trying to publicise their ideas (eg thinkers like Thomas Paine. Orwell himself described pamphleteering in terms which resonate with the aims of creatively inclined Internet users: “The pamphlet is a one-man show. I wonder how they would utilise the possibilities of the Internet. serious and ‘high-brow’ than is ever possible in a newspaper or in most kinds of periodicals” 13 . abusive. on the other hand. to be more detailed. Jonathan Swift and George Orwell. or. and weird religious heresies and cults such as the Rosicrucians. despite remaining shrouded in mystery and anonymity). if one chooses. and seditious. the freedom to be scurrilous. including. whose pamphlet-manifestos proved remarkably influential. One has complete freedom of expression.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The material in this section was originally written as a sort of electronic pamphleteering – all of it was published electronically as contributions to web forums. so that the ideas presented are self-contained and easy to read. Extraneous content (eg references to ongoing newsgroup discussions. etc) has been edited out. It covers a wide range of subjects and although there are some recurring themes (such as work and anti-consumerism). the only real link between each piece is an intention to challenge “normal” consensus viewpoints. 14 . newsgroups and public access projects.

” The original sin (in the doctrinal sense) was Adam’s sin of pride. surrounded by people I dislike. of course. Eastern beliefs (and western heresies) held that every individual manifests the divine. the Original Sin doctrine originated either with St Paul or St Augustine. According to Christians. WORK AND ORIGINAL SIN The dark spectre of “Original Sin” remains one of the main sponsors of the work ethic in our allegedly secular society. 15 . Even a superficial analysis of the language we use to talk about work reveals that our minds are still haunted by the idea of sin – the “sin” of laziness.he really believed new-born children to be limbs of Satan. so.. and that “we shall be as gods”. Bertrand Russell says this about St Augustine: “.. I don’t feel isolated by my home computer and modem.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ISOLATION I’ve heard much talk about the supposed “isolation” of people working from home (usually accompanied by the suggestion that work in a “proper social environment” is much healthier). A great deal of what is most ferocious in the medieval Church is traceable to his gloomy sense of universal guilt. Obviously this belief was seen as a threat to authority. it had to be a “sin”. I feel isolated by having to spend eight hours a day chained to a desk in a sterile corporate office.

but defensiveness and sensitivity to criticism (and much. “Man-made” stuff (eg technology) is seen as tainted (by man’s “bad” essence). anger. depending on whether you believe (consciously or subconsciously) in Original Sin: 1. You can apply this to individuals or society. anxiety. 2. The only escape is to receive God’s grace – but this is about as likely as winning the lottery. etc. guilt-free application of our will. We deserve all good and only good. and we can expect nothing but eternal punishment. ORIGINAL SIN AND TECHNOPHOBIA One of the modern manifestations of Original Sin is the generalisation that “man-made” things are less “good” than “natural” things. 16 . We can replace pain and suffering with happiness and peace – all it takes is the relatively effortless. We are all divine beings.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In other words. I’M NO GOOD Cognitive psychology focuses on “automatic” thoughts which lead to depression. when trimmed of theology. Many modern people claim to be untroubled by such thoughts. there seem to be two basic religious beliefs about the “worth” of human beings. which. much else) indicate otherwise. guilt. We are evil and depraved by nature. The belief in Original Sin led to a complex of automatic thoughts. boil down to the idea: “I’m no good”. toil and suffering (eg full-time employment).

nobody would’ve dreamt up the phrase “don’t quit your day job” – in fact everyone would be quitting their day jobs to take up all those “opportunities”. it’s because he/she hasn’t worked hard enough at it. 17 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ TWO CLICHÉS The economic clichés: “land of opportunity”. For example. both fail to recognise social variables. Free Market entrepreneurial guru-speak and New Age guru-speak blend easily into each other. “Success” is seen as emanating entirely from the individual. regardless of social context. like lime juice and mineral water. When the social context is very conducive to individualism. so here goes: Free-market adherents claim that hard work will guarantee an individual’s success. If we had a “land of opportunity”. I probably need to explain this. THE “FREE MARKET” AND THE “NEW AGE” There are structural similarities between Free Market beliefs and New Age beliefs. New Agers claim that healing your own psyche will guarantee your success. If you don’t achieve success. Both beliefs tend to flourish most in highly prosperous areas of the planet – eg wealthy Californian districts. If the individual doesn’t succeed. it’s because you haven’t healed your psyche enough. and “don’t quit your day job” contradict each other. the individual doesn’t have to worry too much about social context. Both are highly individualistic viewpoints – they take no account of what is going on outside the individual.

One example given is teachers. 18 . these qualities are inherently no worse than “competition”. cowardice and parasitical behaviour.500 . And it’s worse for lowincome occupations. whose wages are now only 110 times what they were in 1900.£24. Judging from the behaviour of the mice in my house.000 a year to match the house purchasing power of teachers in 1900. LAW OF THE JUNGLE It’s odd how competition is justified in terms of “survival of the fittest”. whereas house prices have increased by 375 times.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE COST OF LIVING An interesting newspaper story (Guardian 18/12/99) shows that since 1900 average wages have increased by 250 times. You’d therefore think that those who base their worldview on “survival of the fittest” (quite a lot of people apparently) would actually admire “cowards”. (Note: Since 1999 the cost of rent/housing has shot up again – way above wage increases). the rodent survival strategy seems to be: idleness. Teachers currently earn £15. rents have increased by 500 times – ie double the increase in wages. but would have to earn £80. Worse. In terms of Darwinian “survival of the fittest”. “parasites” and the “idle”.000 a year (1999 figures). whereas other valid survival strategies – eg parasitical behaviour – are completely demonised.

In a life of job-induced drudgery. and we start to see that jobs are soul-destroying. But the initial motivation for getting a full-time job is to “grow up”. It’s not about consumer products to start with – we’re happy if the job simply pays the rent. I base this claim on three perceptions: 1. and in a (doomed) attempt 19 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. This is a very common viewpoint in forums on anticonsumerism. the boredom sets in. After several years the income gradually increases (if they’re lucky). But by then we’ve probably started a family and have become dependent on a regular income (if we’re statistically average. Eventually the novelty wears off. Studies also show that people with little free time tend to buy expensive consumer products in order to “reward” themselves. 1 “People are dependent on jobs because of their addiction to expensive consumer products”. 2. become an adult and leave the “parental nest”. Studies show that people who have jobs watch more TV (as a proportion of their leisure time) than those who don’t have jobs. frustrated workers looking for adventure and excitement). My own viewpoint reverses the cause and the effect: People are addicted to expensive consumer products because of the unfulfilling nature of their jobs. consumer products start to represent the only novelty (the advertisers know this – most products are aimed at bored. It’s a growing-up ritual. that is). at a very low income. Most people start at the bottom of the job ladder.

you would expect that people wouldn’t have been dependent on jobs. Employees are probably too tired in the evening to do anything but collapse in front of a TV (and of course. Consumer products function as a distraction from the slavery. Slavery has been around a lot longer than consumer products. They also have more time and energy to do things that take time – like read a classic piece of literature. Leisured people. So. but what good did judgement ever do? The reality is that. there were no “consumer products” in the sense that we understand them today. Employment is just a modern form of slavery. not a cause. We can be judgemental and say “snap out of it – consumer products are no good”. people in jobs don’t have the time or energy to know how to change themselves.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to pack as much possible enjoyment into the little spare time they have. 20 . but they’re not the cause of the slavery. on the other hand. At the start of the industrial revolution. As if high spending will increase the intensity of the pleasure in the short time they have free. statistically. etc. Not so – the workers were badly exploited precisely because they were dependent on their jobs for a survival income. feel no need to compress their life’s enjoyment into a few hours a week. Consumerism is a symptom of this state. this means they’re subjected to TV adverts in their exhausted state). so they don’t compulsively buy stuff. by anti-consumerist logic. 3.

You can feel resistance yet still pursue a goal. When we’re adults. INTERNAL RESISTANCE When we’re children. but resistance is not the enemy – distraction is. We distract ourselves to avoid feeling resistance. teeth-grinding sounds the most apt: The daily grind Grinding boredom Nose to the grindstone. and then run into subconscious resistance (inertia. Of all work-related stress symptoms (and there are many). we tell ourselves what to do (eg to achieve a goal). people tell us what to do all the time – and we covertly build a resistance to being told what to do. listlessness). TEETH GRINDING “Rising stress at work is causing increasing numbers of young professionals to grind their teeth while they sleep” (Guardian 21/1/2000). Advertising aims to turn your resistances into distractions – it’s about weakening your will.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INDULGE LAZINESS OR SUFFER APATHY Apathy occurs when we’re not allowed to be lazy. The only effective solution to apathy is planned laziness. etc 21 . boredom. whereas chronic distraction makes pursuit of any goal impossible. There’s so much apathy inside corporations that employees are sent on motivational courses in an unsuccessful (and laughable) attempt to simulate enthusiasm.

Impatience. Isolate yourself in your room. talk. undisturbed and quiet. According to the government. etc). Possible remedy: buy a cheap electronic kitchen timer. noise. 22 . desires and abilities – we’re interchangeable units for fitting into job slots. HIT SQUADS “In a tough crackdown on hardcore unemployment”. Nothing satisfies. then becomes internalised – your mind creates the distraction. “there is no excuse” for people not to slot straight into a job. With the timer.1 UK unemployed into the million-plus job vacancies.) We’re not human beings with individual needs. The point of the timer is so you don’t have to worry about the time while you’re practising the technique. Otherwise we’re financial liabilities to be quickly removed. sadly.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERNAL DISTRACTION Distraction first appears from outside (TV. “hit squads” will be used to slot each of the 1. Negative mood. (Above quotes are taken from the Daily Mail (28/2/00) – a “respectable” conservative tabloid which. set a 15-30 minute period to practice some form of brain-calming technique (eg a deep breathing or meditation technique – get a decent book on the subject). Then everything seems trivial and futile. is the most popular newspaper amongst UK college students. food. Irritation.

” “There is another option. and the longer it goes on the more likely it is to do damage. Quitting the rat race is a very effective way of lightening the load in the short term. But it tends to be an option only for the privileged and can cause even worse problems in the long run. and costs British industry around £80 billion a year.” (Source: Radio Times 28/10/2000) 23 . Relaxation helps.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INSIDIOUS STRESS A BBC TV celebrity doctor says: “Stress-related illness is responsible for 40 million lost working days. of course – you can jump ship. but if resolution of the stress-inducing problem never occurs. long term and beyond the individual’s control. because it makes resolution of a stressful problem almost impossible. relaxation or no relaxation. The latter is the most important characteristic.” He continues: “Harmful stressors share a number of characteristics: they tend to be pronounced.” (It’s a well-supported finding in the social sciences that stress most affects those “low” in social status – contrary to the popular myth of bosses and leaders being the most stressed. the stress continues. Which explains why stress is less of a problem in high-flying executives than in people on the factory floor.) “Those members of society most prone to stress are also those least likely to be in a position to resolve their problem.

Let’s assume that we embrace technological advance.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ LABOUR SAVING Human labour is an increasingly minor part of many productive processes. like the politicians. Various schemes have been proposed by economists: Basic Income. this implies the need for a system of wealth distribution which is different from anything we’ve seen before: income not based on work. we can regard it as merely another competitive weapon in an economic battlefield. like corporations. (See Alternative Economics in the Published Articles section for more details). regardless of whether they work or not. We could embrace the labour-saving aspect of technology and put it to social good. But I think the main objection to it will be the belief that people have a moral obligation to work for a living. Negative Income Tax. Obviously. The economic logic for introducing such a scheme seems very convincing to me. we can ignore it and keep insisting that everyone works fulltime. or. The idea of an income which is not conditional on work isn’t new. The idea is that everybody receives a guaranteed survival income. 24 . Distribution of wealth can no longer be based on the idea of “reward for human labour”. etc. Or. Or. Large layoffs (of thousands of workers) already occur on an almost weekly basis. we can reject it completely and live in mud huts with no running water. National Dividend. like the “primitivists”. since human labour is no longer a significant factor. Human labour becomes an increasingly minor part of production (and of many services).

25 . we conceptualise that state as “not doing any work” – ie we’re still categorising things in terms of the work ethic. I think most people in our society have internalised the work ethic. “can I justify it?” etc. Without a work ethic we’d have no concept of “lazy”. Just Right. These questions wouldn’t exist without a work ethic.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SERIOUS BREAKFAST I once mentioned. a social commandment – although it may have had practical origins in threats to slaves: eg “do my bidding. WORK ETHIC LAZINESS I regard the work ethic as the main cause of laziness. in a magazine article. Whether people go ahead and fulfil the desire to be lazy is another matter. even while we are being “lazy”. That doesn’t mean they don’t feel like taking it easy and resting all the time – it just means they label such inactivity as “laziness” (a “bad” thing for most people). weighed by each individual asking themselves: “will I be caught?” (that’s where privacy comes in). Children will be eating Precise for breakfast. “do I care if I’m caught?”. My dictionary defines “lazy” as “unwilling to work”. I think the work ethic is omnipresent in our culture. Advantage) in place of fun names. The work ethic is a man-made moral rule. I’ve since found that Sainsburys sells a cereal called Precise. One can hardly imagine the amount of psychological damage this will cause. or the gods will punish you”. that many UK breakfast cereals have adopted sensible names (eg: Sustain.

someone pointed the accusing finger at me. It’s like “Satan is everywhere” Christian paranoia. Only recently. This type of destructive psychology (which I call ‘Evil Everywhere Syndrome’) is identifiable by its insistence 26 . No moral relativism here – you’re either on the side of good or you’re on the side of evil. tricky Devil. although not usually concerned with the content. it’s seen as absolutely evil. But luckily there’s a solution: you can demonstrate your purity by pointing the finger of accusation at other corrupted souls. and thereby remain free from accusation yourself (just like in The Crucible). I have a theory about the type of stridently disapproving attitude displayed by Steve. someone called Steve emailed me to say he was “sickened” by my use of Macromedia Flash (one of the most commonly used graphic/animation formats on the net). For example. Because he’s a very clever. Like the Christian Devil. But there’s a problem: whatever good works you do. It was news to me that Macromedia was on anyone’s shit list.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ EVIL EVERYWHERE SYNDROME I occasionally receive disapproving messages about the Anxiety Culture website. and he will deceive you and insinuate himself into your life. however virtuous you think you are. somebody is going to catch you trafficking with the Corporate Devil. telling me I shouldn’t use GIF images (GIFs being another representation of Corporate Evil) on my website. Except that it’s a corporate Satan. so the intensity of his disapproval surprised me.

atrocity and suffering than all modern corporations and dictators combined. That seems like medieval logic to me. But malignancy isn’t inherent in technology. FEAR OF TECHNOLOGY There are many malign uses of technology. the feeling that everything’s going to hell. because technology itself is neither good nor bad – it just serves the will of those creating and using it. It manifests in various ways: a dislike of advanced technology. causing many people to see only the menacing aspects. That sounds obvious.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ on absolutes. as a GIF is absolute evil. Not one little GIF. No inbetween. corrupt. unnatural. etc. neophobia often distorts the ‘negative vs positive’ argument concerning technology. thirsty for blood and toasted human flesh. sense of being overwhelmed by change. But there’s not much point in comparing lists of “good” and “bad” technology. but many people talk as if technology itself is tainted. but I suspect that this kind of psychology has historically been responsible for more bloodshed. It’s a sad irony that many well-intentioned anti-corporate campaigners end up like Grand Inquisitors. suspect. 27 . Neophobia (fear of the new) is very widespread. Unfortunately. Either you’re pure or you’re corrupted with Corporate Evil. nostalgia. Not to over-dramatise. fear of “moral decline”. etc. No fuzzy grey areas allowed. a preference for “natural” things.

which means simply that consumers reveal their true preferences by their actual purchasing decisions. who quotes a recent psychological study demonstrating that: “People are far more co-operative and less competitive than the postulates of economic theory assert rational individuals should be. We shouldn’t be defeatist about technology just because corporations have no vision beyond profit. The irony is that psychology has shown the economic assumption of “rationality” to be deeply flawed.” Economists have a concept called “revealed preference”. that doesn’t mean I have faith in corporations to use technology positively. The only economist I’ve come across who pays attention to psychology is Professor Paul Ormerod. and as having the ability to make rational choices.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ If I have faith in the positive potential of technology. ECONOMICS AND PSYCHOLOGY Conventional economics sees humans as having “wants”. and that the psychology behind those decisions is irrelevant 28 . Which is odd for a subject which “endeavours to explain human behaviour” (a phrase from an authoritative economics manual). So who does that leave to promote the cause of truly beneficial technology? Individuals like ourselves. but that’s the closest it ever gets to forming a psychological model of human beings. Corporations see technology as just another way to gain competitive advantage. In a whole library of economics textbooks it’s unlikely that you’d see a single reference to psychology. They’re not interested in altruistic uses.

To put this in concrete terms: If Person A spends a lot of cash on Product X. and Pepsi to lemonade. if someone prefers Coca-Cola to Pepsi. Stop press: The 2002 Nobel prize for economics was awarded to Daniel Kahneman of Princeton University for “bridging the gap between psychology and traditional economics” (Nature. This effectively undermines economic predictions – the market mechanism fails when preferences are “non-transitive”. then he/she is deemed to prefer Coca-Cola to lemonade.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to the functioning of the market mechanism. economic theory says that Person A has made a rational choice in comparing the usefulness of Product X to other products of similar price. 29 . studies in psychology show many fundamental cases where this consistency in people’s preferences breaks down. So perhaps conventional economics is catching up at last. October 2002). might say that Person A has been brainwashed into buying a useless piece of crap by an advertising campaign which exploits his psychological naivety. “revealed preference” only works in economic predictions if individuals have internally consistent preferences. The economic term for this rational consistency is “transitivity”. However. on the other hand. However. In other words. A psychologist.

2 “Technological progress benefits nobody but the rich” On the contrary. REWARDS OF THE MARKET The market doesn’t reward artistry or merit. it rewards the successful marketing of artistry/merit. but I’ve not seen any comment in the media about how Harry Potter wouldn’t have been written if Ms Rowling had been employed in a job.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. STARVING ARTISTS I’ve heard the stories about JK Rowling writing Harry Potter inside cafés because she couldn’t afford to heat her home. 30 . the best way to keep power concentrated in the hands of the rich is to freeze technology. working-class people recording their perspectives on video – leave that technology to the rich people in Hollywood. We can’t have normal. DEFINITION OF A GENUINE ARTIST IN A MARKET ECONOMY A creative unemployed person. Maybe it would have been better for those in power if consumer camera technology was frozen at the still camera stage. The Rodney King beating was captured on video. Successful marketing these days requires large-scale corporate marketing budgets.

Unemployment: we’re told we have the lowest unemployment for three decades. and that people are required to work much longer hours than in the 1970s. Crime rate: we’re told that crime is increasing.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CONTRADICTIONS The “mainstream” worldview seems full of contradictions. Then we’re told that. Then we’re told that crime is decreasing. Then we’re told that welfare expenditure is such a big problem that we can’t afford to be “soft” on unemployed people. Standard of living: we’re told we have a better standard of living than ever before. Then we’re reminded of the increasingly “brutal” world and the increasingly “competitive” market (which would seem to indicate a scarcity of opportunities. as “competition” implies fighting over scarce resources). 31 . Opportunity: we’re told there are great opportunities for everyone – prosperity is there for the taking. as a society. creating great prosperity. For example: The economy: we’re told that our economic system is doing well. we can no longer afford basic social services. Then we’re told that poverty levels have risen drastically since the 1970s. All in the space of one month. and must create subsidised jobs at huge public expense. Then we’re told that it’s increasing again. and that even the most vulnerable individuals must fend for themselves.

or political lobbying or corporate welfare. why would a corporation have any responsibility towards that individual – eg in terms of working conditions.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. We have seen many examples of this on web forums. but they’re not a critique of corporate practices. They’re disapprovals of individual lifestyles – recommendations for alternative individual trade-offs between work and possessions. If an individual’s freedom is determined entirely by how greedy that individual is. 32 . eg: “If people didn’t buy so many consumer products they could quit their awful jobs” “People shouldn’t be so greedy and materialistic – if they lived simply they’d be happier” These viewpoints may be valid. etc. The anticonsumerist ideology tends to place the burden of responsibility on the individual consumer rather than the corporation. Many of the anti-consumerist arguments posted on the web make no attempt at intelligently analysing the wider economic system – they simply express distaste and disapproval for individuals who buy lots of stuff – ie “materialistic” people. The above is one aspect of anti-consumerism. or the advertising industry. etc – that’s an entirely different focus. wages. It’s an entirely different thing to criticize corporate practices. Surely it’s a matter between the individual and her/ his lust for consumer goods. 3 “Anti-consumerism hurts big corporations” Most anti-consumerism doesn’t target corporations – it targets individual consumers.

33 . middle-class Americans – that “there’s no real difference between Bush and Gore” – seems less common among black people. So why should I give you a pay rise”. In fact “individual choice” is exactly the argument capitalists have always used: “if you don’t like your 50hr-aweek minimum wage job.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ To claim that the solution to wage-slavery lies with the individual’s choice to buy less material goods is not a critique of capitalism – it’s an argument for capitalism. BUSH AND NADER (Written shortly after the 2000 US presidential election) Apparently. I’ve heard many white. Ironically. then you always have the choice to quit. and therefore the ones most likely to vote for someone like Nader. A common perception among white. GORE. middle-class Americans exclaim: “so what if Bush wins – Gore is just the same anyway”. people from “mainstream” white. poor or non-American people may experience more sensitivity to the differences between Bush and Gore. middle-class society seem the ones most disgusted with Gore for inhabiting the mainstream (ie conservative) ground. 90% voted for Gore. but I’ve not seen many black people so relaxed about the prospect of a Bush victory. It appears that non-white. hardly any black people voted for Nader. Of black voters.

NOBODY IS INTELLECTUALLY IMMUNE “The ideas of economists and political philosophers. both when they are right and when they are wrong. are more powerful than is commonly understood. But the reverse is apparently true with poor people – if you give them government handouts it makes them “dependent”. who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ECONOMIC CONTRADICTION “It always boils down to the highly improbable case that the rich aren’t working because they have too little income and the poor because they have too much.” (John Maynard Keynes) 34 . Or you can apply Galbraith’s quote to corporate welfare. are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.K.” (From the economist J. The typical justification for giving huge government handouts to corporations is that it helps those corporations remain competitive in a difficult market. Practical men. Galbraith) I assume Galbraith is commenting on the conservative rationale for increasing the income to rich people (eg through tax cuts) while decreasing the income to the poor (eg cuts in welfare entitlement). Indeed the world is ruled by little else. “soft” and less able to compete in a difficult job market.

for example. but as they currently are. So. perhaps that was because you value physical comfort and occasional indulgence. “respectability” or “control” more than you value comfort. List the five fundamental values that are most important to you. don’t kid yourself – if your current lifestyle appears to indicate a preference for security over freedom. try to explain your actions (for a typical day) in terms of your hierarchy of values.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ YOUR VALUE HIERARCHY Here’s an experiment. 35 . In other words. List them in the order of their importance to you. 3. Survival Comfort Freedom Service to a cause Love That’s just one possible selection among an infinite number. That’s no sin. But perhaps the reason you don’t spend every morning in bed is because you value “security”. when all your actions indicate otherwise. Next. The only “sin” here would be deluding yourself that you prefer freedom over security. 4. 2. you might list as follows: 1. 5. So for example. The main point is not to list your values as you would like them to be. then that’s probably because you currently do value security over freedom. if you spent the whole morning in bed.

I suggested they let people work from home. CRAP MANAGERS Managers like to think they’re big on “initiative”. His response was: “I don’t think that would be good for people”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Our various internal values seem to be undergoing constant negotiation with themselves. otherwise we’d all be extremely unpredictable and inconsistent in our actions. I gave him some statistics showing that many people not only enjoy working from home. depending on our physical and mental states. ingestion of mind-altering substances (including sugar and caffeine). No mention of working from home. environment. The manager shrugged his shoulders and went off to another meeting. But when you suggest ways they could improve working conditions (such as introducing shorter or more flexible working hours). struggling for dominance in our minds. I hear they are still having car-parking problems. and they hate “excuses” and “whining”. etc. etc – but a given hierarchy of values has a certain stability within a person’s life (for a while anyway). “challenge”. advising people to share cars. “proactivity”. social conditioning. but are more productive. They whine about how it might affect “competitiveness”. it’s amazing how quickly they come up with hundreds of excuses for not doing it. The last time I suggested something practical to a manager was when his company (a branch of a large corporation) was having car parking-space problems. 36 . A memo was later issued.

the implication is that the government won’t be able to withdraw a jobless person’s benefits without running up against Human Rights legislation. Here’s another interesting Human Rights issue. Reading between the lines.” Somehow I don’t think the UK government’s approach of: “take any lousy job or lose your benefits” quite measures up to these Human Rights ideals. This seems particularly relevant at a time when the UK government is threatening to withdraw benefits as a punishment for “antisocial” behaviour (presumably they think making people homeless is a cure for antisocial tendencies?) 37 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ HUMAN RIGHTS From Article 23 of the UN’s universal declaration of Human Rights: “Everyone has the right to free choice of employment. to just and favourable conditions of work and to protection against unemployment. as they should. taken from a recent newspaper article: “The European Convention on Human Rights says everyone is entitled to a fair hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal when decisions are being made about their civil rights (including rights to benefits).” Apparently the UK is in breach of these laws. Unemployed people do not currently have their welfare claims ultimately decided by an independent organisation.

that makes sense from the Capitalist point of view. etc.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DESTRUCTIVE SELF-PRESERVATION Can society reach “post-scarcity” (ie abundance for all. Let’s say. that in the next 20 years we have an ecological catastrophe followed by a violent movement against technology (since people will blame technology). technology is necessary for us to reach “post-scarcity”. and the consequent social transformation) before ecodisaster or war returns the planet to a state of scarcity? The latest on global warming looks bad. In other words. global warming is a perverse kind of self-preservation for Capitalism. since Capitalism is based on the idea of scarcity – an end to scarcity means an end to Capitalism (check any economics textbook to see the important role of “scarcity” or “limited resources” in supply-and-demand economics). Abandoning technology would return us to scarcity. So people dismantle factories. condemning millions to starvation (ie millions more than are currently starving). Of course. This is something that anti-technology groups often tend to ignore or forget. Given the rising world population level. It’s almost as if the current economic system is creating exactly the conditions (pollution/conflict) to ensure we never reach post-scarcity. 38 . for example. Wars and violent revolutions have the potential to increase scarcity.

In other words. PRETEND FREE ENTERPRISE Here’s a good quote from the famous political dissident. and another caused by the dismantling of production-increasing technology. but when push comes to shove.” 39 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Then you’ve got two increases in scarcity: one caused by the eco-disaster. an anti-technology revolution would ultimately serve Capitalism by perpetuating scarcity. It justifies conflict and “competition” (which would otherwise look silly in a world of abundance). Noam Chomsky: “Although there’s a lot of talk about capitalism. So would an ecological disaster. The same businessman who will make a passionate speech about free trade in an after-dinner speech will also go off to Washington and make sure that the subsidies keep flowing. Fighting for scarce resources and for control of those resources is the underlying motivation of the Capitalist system. It’s fine for afterdinner speeches and editorials. free enterprise and free markets. no one who’s actually involved in the business world believes a word of it. the sectors of the economy that work and the industrial economies that are successful are those that have a substantial state coordinating and subsidizing component. Any increase in scarcity makes the situation worse.

You lend the money. no slackening of our belts. no softening of working conditions. Then. 40 . work harder. The last big “recession” (roughly a decade ago in the UK) seemed an excuse for: a) The government to tell everyone to lower their expectations. Secondly. etc. expect no pay rises. no pay rises. surprise. There’s no useful work done by lending money. The people who pay the interest are the poor and the people who gather the interest are the rich. expect less from government. tighten their belts. but you get wealthy upon it. you do nothing. from Peter Russell (author of The Global Brain): “It’s called usury in many of the old religions. surprise: no easing up on work. because the people who lend the money are the rich people. b) Corporations to tell their employees to work harder and longer. and the people who borrow the money are the poor people.” “RECESSION” Ominous talk about “recession” in the news again. it’s the idea of getting something for nothing. when we came out of the “recession”. Firstly it makes the rich richer and the poor poorer. expect to pay more to government. etc. So those who have money just get wealthier by doing nothing.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ USURY Here’s another good quote. and expect harsher working conditions. Recession? Bullshit.

cuts in social services. and think: “Shit. Low inflation benefits rich bankers. I don’t want to end up like that – I’d better hold onto my job. creditors. They don’t sound happy. This is an openly-admitted economic policy: frighten people in order to keep inflation low. by definition. but is terrible for debt-stricken poor people.” So the tougher we make it for the poor (harsh welfare regimes. abundance for all means the end of the competitive market (which is why the market will probably never provide it). But. But unfortunately. how the market is “brutal”. etc). I’d better not rock the boat. Professional middle-class people look down on the poor. 41 . “competition” is an essential part of the “freemarket” religion. The antidote to “fierce competition” is abundance for all. Alan Greenspan has said that “worker insecurity” is a good thing. WORK AND COMPETITION The number of hours people have to work probably won’t decrease until “competition” decreases. bondholders. because their income remains low relative to their debt.) I call it trickle-up fear. high earners seem fearful too (notice their paranoid language about how competition is “fierce”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ TRICKLE-UP FEAR “Worker insecurity” doesn’t just affect low earners. etc. because it keeps inflation low (because workers are too insecure to risk asking for better wages/conditions). etc. the more fear trickles upwards.

I argue that it would lead to a true free market – ie one based on true choice rather than financial desperation and survival-anxiety. 4. people would have more time to inform themselves. health & happiness would probably rise. over time. stressed wageslaves. 5. and. not conditional upon work) which proves itself. 42 . 2. pursue their true interests. Social Darwinism (eg “survival of the fittest”). The best solution to these obstacles that I can see is a phased-in scheme of Basic Income (guaranteed income.) Plus a few other factors. actually relate to each other.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OBSTACLES TO CHANGE 1. Malthusianism (eg belief in the inevitable scarcity of resources). compulsive (anxietyinduced) consumerism would fall. Crime would fall. 3. Although Basic Income seems to be against all conventional “free market” wisdom. Outdated work ethic. the very rich. to benefit all sectors of society (except. human-to-human. Market Fundamentalism (eg the belief that all income should be generated and distributed solely by the commercial market). therefore. who might have to survive on a few million rather than a few billion). Free time would rise. “The Conservative Instinct” (resistance to change. rather than grudgingly as rushed. possibly. fear of losing position of relative wealth and power. environmental destruction would fall. health costs would fall.

not including home loans). everyone has a colour TV – the economic system must be working”. of course. is below the minimum wage. microwave ovens. most of them quickly learn to disguise their poverty. They fail to recognise that owning a TV (which can be bought second-hand for a few dollars.300. etc.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INVISIBLE POVERTY Affluent people tend not to see the extent of poverty in “developed” nations. To better appreciate poverty. consider income levels. Homeless people may be wearing digital watches. (Current average debt per UK household: £5. Then they probably think: “Hey. The minimum wage is a poverty level wage for a family of four. The vast majority of jobs being created are minimum wage. but they’re still homeless. By borrowing money you can disguise the fact that you are poor. All they see is the omnipresence of luxurious electronic goods: DVDs. Since poor people tend to be treated with pity or contempt. Another factor which hides poverty is debt. According to the latest figures (as of July 2002) more than one in four households live in poverty in the UK. Welfare. and lasts for years) does not mean that you can afford to pay hundreds of dollars rent every month. 43 .

uses identical language). Again. that’s not a political/ economic argument. “TOXIC”. very much concerns me. 44 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ MORAL ARGUMENTS OF ANTI-CONSUMERISM Someone called Doug Dowd wrote an article for ZNet magazine. “TAINTED”. it’s the language of moral disapproval. It seems important to separate the two arguments (ie moral and economic). “DECADENT”. My position on anti-consumerism is to distance myself from these simplistic morals. “DIRTY”. for example. I also hear anti-consumerists talk in terms of “materialistic” versus “spiritual” (or “natural”. I see this kind of simplistic moral language coming from both the political left and right (the Conservative “Moral Majority”. to maximise profits whilst ignoring environment consequences. etc). etc. That’s not the language of economic analysis. On the other hand. unnatural. “CESSPOOL”. and influence of governments. since economic/political adversaries (eg left green-anarchists and right Conservative Christians) often use exactly the same moral argument against consumerism (namely that it’s materialistic. the economic/political issue of how corporations use advertising saturation through ownership of media. It appears obvious that there is a separation between moral and economic arguments. in which he criticised consumerist society in these terms: “ROTTING”. or “pure”. dehumanising working conditions. etc). etc. decadent. “CORRUPT”.

Statements like that are a propagandist mix of morals and politics – the killing is “unfortunate” in a moral sense. which I think explains why various forms of misery (eg depression. To explain what I mean: Everyone in a poor country may suffer from “absolute poverty”. but that doesn’t change my argument. but there’s also not much inequality – everyone is at the same income level.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ I’m not claiming that moral arguments are invalid. more or less (except. Politics/economics has moral consequences. etc) correlate with “relative poverty” more than “absolute poverty” (according to sociology). just that they should be clearly differentiated from political/ economic arguments. It’s something that poor and unemployed people have to deal with a lot. but Blair’s statement is linguistically structured to imply that it’s as morally necessary as it is morally unfortunate. It’s often been commented by visitors to poor countries that everyone seems happier than in the “civilised” West – ie there’s more of a sense of “happy community”. In fact. anxiety. but it’s necessary”. but it’s “necessary” only in terms of Blair’s own politics. of course. Killing civilians is certainly not morally necessary. Tony Blair often said: “The killing of civilians is unfortunate. despite 45 . perhaps. PITY It’s a curious feeling to be “pitied” – it tends to trigger defensiveness. for a tiny ruling elite). stress. I think the Afghanistan situation (the so-called “war on terrorism”) could have benefited from a clear differentiation between moral and political arguments.

But that’s missing the point slightly. some anti-consumerists might see this as supporting their claim that consumer goods don’t make people happy. we evolved from hierarchically social mammals. social status seems correlated with financial status. 46 . The point is that steepness of social hierarchy correlates with unhappiness in a society. the 1994 Borrie commission reported that the gap between the earnings of the highest paid and the lowest paid were “greater than at any time since records were first kept in 1886. Of course. No doubt this is a result of decades of advertising and “education”.” That’s the “free market” in action – busy creating more and more inequality. steeper and steeper social hierarchy.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ material deprivation. That’s a well-supported finding in the social sciences. Social-status comparison is a very strong influence on our behaviour – after all. Trying to “rationalise” it away seems like a bad strategy. Many studies have been conducted into the level of income-inequality (a measure of the steepness of social hierarchy). In the UK. In “respectable” society. for example. much of this behaviour is hard-wired into our nervous systems. It’s going to push our buttons whether we like it or not. conditioning us to associate symbols of wealth (“status symbols”) with elevated position in the social hierarchy. And the result is high levels of human misery. as reflected in all those surveys you see on stress levels.

47 . One UK psychologist even wrote a book (Britain on the Couch by Oliver James) claiming that the steep social hierarchy created by “advanced capitalism” is drastically affecting our brain chemistry. reducing serotonin levels. tranquilliser addictions. flu or other bug. with money as the measure of winning/success. reported recently by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation). Poverty in Britain rose sharply between 1979 and the late 1990s. The average level of debt per household is £5. most comprehensive study of UK poverty in the last decade. THE REAL BIO-TERRORISTS The real bio-terrorists are those who go to work with a cold. that seem to be the most damaging element of this social inequality. It’s the extreme winner-loser.5 million people can’t afford adequate housing conditions (according to the biggest. success-failure polarities. The reaction of pity towards someone perceived as being low(er) on the social/financial ladder seems an automatic reflex in most people. 9. anxiety disorders. etc. Help prevent terrorism: stay at home and phone in sick. I have a file of newspaper clippings from a correspondent who lives in America – full of studies which show that the poverty situation in the US is as bad as the UK (if not worse).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ depression epidemics. making us unhappy.300 (not including home loans). One in 4 people are now living in poverty.

. PERENNIAL FEARS We have become tools of our tools (Henry David Thoreau.. did people worry: “Sure. 1850) Thoreau’s “anti-consumerist” remark was made 150 years ago. have bad manners. 13. Worries about technological development have been accompanied throughout history by worries about moral decline. lowering of standards. one wonders. show disrespect for their elders. (Socrates was himself accused of being “an immoral corrupter of youth”).000 practising doctors are dependent on alcohol or drugs. when the wheel was first invented. The BMA set up a 24 hour telephone Helpline to deal with the problem.. but we’ve all become enslaved to it”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DOCTORS ON DRUGS One of the most overworked groups is doctors. disrespect for elders. impoliteness. who lived from 467 to 400 BC. crime etc. According to a recent British Medical Association statistic. Those who voice the same complaints today don’t seem to realise that this “moral decline” has been perceived in all ages. They love luxury. These words were written by Socrates. show contempt for authority. How much earlier were people making similar remarks. A third of callers claimed problems with anxiety and stress. 48 .. they contradict their parents. and tyrannise their teachers”. At the “dawn of civilisation”. Consider the following quote: “Boys and girls are dressing alike. it helps move things faster.

valid issues in anti-consumerism concerning resources. If you believe that we shouldn’t want more than we need. ANTI-CONSUMERIST MYTH NO. I want books to read. so the above logic would dictate that we shouldn’t want anything more than living in a cave. the planet contains enough ecologically sustainable resources to provide a high standard of living for every person on the planet. economics. with no running water or electricity satisfies our needs (people survived that way for millennia).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ I don’t see any moral decline. etc) with fears about technology. 4 “People shouldn’t want more than they need” Why not? Contrary to Malthusian economics. 49 . I see an ages-old recurring tendency for people to project their anxieties in the form of a perception of moral decline. if managed intelligently. I want to watch movies. environment. “materialism”. (That’s not to say there aren’t real. Why should intelligent creatures be content with only meeting needs – ie mere physical survival? Living in a cave. I think the same can be said for many (but not all) worries about technology. etc). then all of civilisation looks like a moral decline. Civilisation is an expression of wants which are beyond mere needs. It seems that anxieties relating to uncertainty and social instability have always been expressed in terms of either “moral decline” or “technology taking over”. dressed in animal skins. Anti-consumerism is interesting in that it seems to combine fears about moral decline (“greed”.

But do they know what they are talking about? Voluntary Simplicity is not the same as poverty. When people confuse a personal economic choice (eg Voluntary Simplicity) with a social economic outcome (eg poverty). Often the most socially conformist people continue to be plagued by guilt. But if that were the case you’d expect guilt to disappear once you get into the habit of conforming morally and socially. However. All cultures have certain beliefs which are regarded as “common sense”. you don’t have a choice about receiving electricity. not freeing up choice. GUILT COMPLEX Guilt is commonly believed to arise from the unfavourable comparison of oneself to social expectations (particularly regarding moral codes). Poverty is nowhere defined as a lifestyle choice. common sense is not always correct (“the Earth is flat” and “sex is dirty” used to be common sense). That seems to be fundamentally different than being in the position of choosing a lifestyle in which you don’t use electricity. Poverty implies removal of choice. 50 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CONFUSING “SIMPLICITY” WITH POVERTY I have heard followers of Voluntary Simplicity claim that poverty can be a good thing. I suspect they don’t understand poverty. It’s a lifestyle choice. even if they’ve never behaved particularly immorally. Any belief which is held by a society for thousands of years eventually becomes “common sense”. If you can’t afford to pay the electricity bill.

which many people regard as “common sense”. THE SECRET OF SUCCESS Management Today magazine recently looked at the backgrounds of the people behind Britain’s 25 top business startups. but to continually question and unravel “common sense”. The answer may be that we continue to be emotionally triggered. without realising the history of why disrespect for authority was not only “bad”. Did they go from rags to riches? Apparently not. and most of them lived in expensive. and probably fatal for the person showing the disrespect.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ What happens when emotion-triggering beliefs – such as the belief in “sin” – become common sense? (eg when we automatically regard a certain behaviour as “sinful”). we take for granted) and the emotion (eg guilt). 51 . The one thing they had in common was that they came from wealthy families. trendy areas of London. but we don’t understand why – because we don’t make the full connection between the belief (which being common sense. An example would be the belief that we should have “respect for authority”. Guilt arises from living unquestioningly (“on automatic”) in a certain type of dysfunctional society with irrational beliefs. but a sin against the gods. And the remedy is not to conform.

the official number of unemployed was the lowest for 18 years (given as 1.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ NEWSPAPERS ATTACK THE IDLE Here are some headlines from March 27. which suggests (if you believe official figures) that the so-called “dependency culture” isn’t such a big problem after all.” Strangely enough. including old-age pensions.383. just one week before the above headlines. Welfare for unemployed people accounts for only 5% of the total welfare budget. 52 . More strangely still. 19/3/98). disability allowances and income support for lowpaid working people (as opposed to “workshy” people). That £96 billion figure is the total welfare budget.800 in The Daily Telegraph. 1998 (following government’s announcement of welfare reforms): “WELFARE WAR ON WORKSHY” (Daily Mail) “THOU SHALT NOT SHIRK” (The Express) “BLAIR IN WELFARE WAR ON THE IDLE” (Daily Telegraph) “SHAKE-UP IN WELFARE HITS THE WORKSHY” (The Times) The stories accompanying these headlines mentioned “spiralling” welfare costs – eg the Daily Mail said the government’s welfare reform was “a bid to smash the dependency culture that has seen benefit spending rocket to £96 billion a year. the actual figure for the cost of welfare to unemployed people is only £5 billion per year. not £96 billion as the Daily Mail claims.

We’re talking about millions of individual human beings here. which were very “real” in the sense of people being together in close physical proximity. For example.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DECONSTRUCTING CRAP TV REPORTING Once. And what about “Yeltsin’s generation” – presumably they’re a homogeneous lump too. it implies that “the young” of a country are a homogeneous lump with only one opinion. anyway. 53 . And. That seems a fairly innocuous statement at first. fulfilling experience. millions of differing opinions. faith in them to do what exactly? VIRTUAL HUMAN CONTACT I don’t see any sense in which the “real” (ie local. how does one generation have “faith” in another generation? And. I used to participate in little communities called “weekly progress meetings” (at work). I heard a BBC reporter say the following about Russian young people:“The young no longer have any faith in Yeltsin or his generation”. physical space-time) is implicitly superior to the “virtual” (ie via electronic interface). but look more closely and you can see some quite stupid generalisations (which seem common in TV reporting). But it wasn’t a rich. when Boris Yeltsin was in power in Russia.

The government then said that current economic weaknesses in the UK are due to the fact that UK workers are less productive than in Europe or the USA. MANAGERS WANT TO WORK LESS According to a survey quoted in The Times (1st June 1998). people have been telling me that computer technology is a danger to “real” human relations. So. 54 . These government statements were widely announced in the media – with straight faces all around and not a trace of irony. one in four managers would accept a pay cut in order to reduce the amount of time they work. But you don’t blame the tree (unless you’re very superstitious). POLITICAL HUMOUR A few years ago. it can be – but so can trees. basically they are saying that people aren’t working hard enough. it’s not going to help your relationships. and that people are paid too much – those are the reasons for the economic problems of the country. Yes. the UK government blamed the interest rate rises on the fact that people are demanding too much in wage increases.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ For as long as I can remember. If you sit up in a tree all day. More than a fifth of those questioned said that the long hours were not justifiable (or were only partly so) in terms of productivity.

You can just imagine some Third World storm-troopers kicking down someone’s door as he/she prepares to go to work. from this. Isn’t the real situation the exact opposite of this? I thought the real human-rights abuses were in forcing people to do jobs that are unsuitable or dangerous or appallingly low-paid? Slave-labour. In which case. Then they say: “You must stay in bed all day.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE WRONG HUMAN RIGHTS? The following phrases kept coming up in media coverage of the 50th anniversary of the Human Rights Declaration: “The right to work” “The right to a job” You would think. regardless of work status” But maybe that’s a little bit too close to home. a basic human right should be: “The right to REFUSE work”. forced labour factories. And perhaps another basic human right should be: “The right to a basic survival income. that human-rights abusing nations were stopping people from working. 55 . sweatshops. and you mustn’t lift a finger – or we’ll throw you in prison”. etc.

this is the fertilizer for raising dictators – fear. “tough on crime”. mass economic nervousness. has remarked that old ideas – conventional pieties – need only a few sentences to communicate. in 15 seconds or less. Dictators flourish in climates of fear. here’s a proposal of mine that will definitely take more than 15 seconds to explain to people. And to explain why “soft” doesn’t necessarily mean “bad” would also take more than 15 seconds to explain. Noam Chomsky. For example. Historically. This usually begins as economic fear – people are scared that if they don’t do as they’re told they’ll be living in poverty or worse. Anyway. he said. survival anxiety. is going to look merely “soft”. “tough on the workshy” etc. 56 . reinforces the status quo. since it allows only soundbites of 15 seconds or so – it’s difficult to communicate a new idea in 15 seconds. The idea is as follows: A universal Citizen’s Income can be used to get rid of evil dictators. whereas new ideas take a lot of explaining.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A MODEST PROPOSAL The famous political dissident. because they know that anyone who argues with them. politicians use the word “tough” a lot – eg “tough on drugs”. TV.

I’d take this a step further by suggesting that whenever an evil dictatorship arises. For most of your life you’ve been in a semi-conscious state. to bring all the citizens upto the living standard of millionaires. the hypnotist gave you the following hypnotic suggestions. Somehow I don’t think a dictator would last long in a nation of millionaires. why not instead drop bananas into the mouths of the hungry. Every day for the first 1800 years or so. with a hypnotist sitting close to your left ear. The United Nations inspectors could be used to check that nobody falls below millionaire level. The comedian Bill Hicks was onto something when he suggested that if we have the technology to drop bombs with pinpoint precision down air vents. over and over: “You “You “You “You “You “You “You are a son/daughter of Adam who betrayed God” betrayed God by being born” are evil in essence” are no good” are lower than low” are totally depraved” are damned” 57 .000 years old.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Economic sanctions and bombs just increase fear – they obviously solve nothing. the rest of the world should send so much wealth into that country immediately. A “CHRISTIAN” PARABLE Imagine you’re 2.

You don’t understand why – after all. Laziness and a lack of property are sure signs that you are damned eternally to hell. and you feel a sudden. On your way to work. There’s no sign of the hypnotist any more.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ These are followed by a series of instructions: “If you cleanse yourself with a life of suffering (denying pleasure) and obedience to the priests.15 a. But once you get to your desk and have a few cups of coffee. there is no absolute guarantee of this. according to the views of Protestantism: “You may earn redemption if you work hard. And you’ve got a lot of nice.” This goes on every day. when you were about 1700 years old. There’s still no guarantee of redemption. Despite a weekend of buying nice new furniture. obedient corporate teamplayer. and you’re driving to work. Now you’re 2.000 years old and have woken up a bit. you’re everything you’re supposed to be: a hard worker. intense anger towards this lazy “good-for-nothing.m. but an outward sign of your virtue and redemption would be possession of capital. so you can do your job. with God’s grace.” (See sociologist Max Weber’s writings for the link between Protestantism and Capitalism).” Then a little later you have a vague feeling of guilt. for centuries. Then. you pass a vagrant. receive redemption. However. the instructions changed a little. you may. 58 . you still feel vaguely depressed and unsatisfied. these vague uneasy feelings disappear. a loyal.. expensive consumer products. It’s 8.

welfare recipients probably “give” a greater proportion of their income than taxpayers (since they rarely save or invest). and to prevent the economy from collapsing – ie it results from self-interest as much as from altruism. Welfare recipients take welfare money and then give it all away in spending. Most welfare money isn’t “lost” – it goes straight back into the economy. In monetary terms this is a false argument. they want them to keep the habit of “consuming”. we all give money to the same extent that we take it. after work. if unemployed people don’t have money. utilities and rent. In purely monetary terms.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Later. Because. 59 . “Original sin” means absolutely nothing to you. Welfare is often described (by those who oppose it) as “taking without giving”. a few glasses of whisky numb those troubling feelings. SPECULATIVE ECONOMICS Welfare was probably invented by the rich to keep money circulating. the vague feelings of depression and futility return – but happily. Apart from saved/invested money. spent on cheap home produce. Companies don’t want their customers to starve. ready for another early morning start. so that when you go to bed you can sink into oblivion. how can they buy things? Welfare is how you keep the economy functioning under conditions of recession or depression. (Usually they give it to companies which pay the salaries of taxpayers).

But we live in a competitive society which favours the free-market doctrine of self-interest. interest and land rent – are not made through earning but through forms of usury. If you wish to avoid the hocus-pocus and talk in terms of “real wealth” (rather than money). the argument for removing welfare because it’s unearned must logically extend to removing all components of profit. As Adam Smith pointed out.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ This is obviously a hocus-pocus argument. then you have to be consistent in your argument. and of earning the rewards of real wealth. and of making such reward conditional upon earning (eg abolishing welfare). labour (“earning”) is the true measure of the price of real wealth. but then our economic system is based on hocus-pocus. How many anti-welfare advocates are committed to such a revolutionary economic upheaval? FAMILY SELF-INTEREST By definition. “decent” people aren’t supposed to be selfish. And these parents wonder why children become rebellious and resentful in their teens. Career-striving to earn money for luxury status symbols is supposedly “selfless” when you’re a parent – because it’s all for “the family”. And “selfless” parents think they’re justified in lecturing their kids about the inappropriateness of selfishness. Competition means applied selfishness. Therefore. 60 . interest and land rent from the economy also. The other components of price – profit.

you could ask:“How many welfare recipients do you know personally?” “What percentage of welfare recipients are people who lost their jobs due to downsizing?” “Are you equally opposed to corporate welfare?”. Old folk should make provisions for their retirement. Mission accomplished for the fool. It’s not my fault they were born thick or had bad parents. in the above example. As Kennedy said. 61 . who are more interested in stone cladding and lottery cards than raising worthwhile citizens. leave the room). For example. Think not what your country can do for you. but think what you can do for your country!” And provoke hostility it did – the usual descent into personal abuse. The next best strategy is to question their beliefs (rather than stating your own beliefs).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ARGUING WITH ILL-INTENTIONED FOOLS The following rant was posted to an Internet forum set up to discuss themes from the TV show of UK comedian and activist Mark Thomas. If someone is unable to fend for themselves then that is just too bad. Why should I work hard and better myself so that I can give money indirectly to a load of scroungers and lazy bastards. The best strategy for dealing with fools is to ignore them (in physical terms. Why should I pay for them. and was presumably intended to provoke hostility: “There shouldn’t be any welfare handouts – period. I have got my own family to look after without supporting feckless people. etc.

As a rule of thumb. 62 . etc – the output from a person. “Bad” language is not necessarily an indication of “personal abuse”. but it’s not personal abuse. That makes sense – after all. I’ve seen well-known critics use “bad” language to intensify criticism. creations. To criticise a viewpoint as “stupid” is therefore not to imply that the person who said it is stupid. That might be harsh criticism. whereas criticism is directed against the views. That might be bad criticism. But if the film critic said that the director was “a piece of garbage”. arguments. The problem is that most people can’t distinguish between criticism and personal insult.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ARGUING WITH WELL-INTENTIONED FOOLS It’s amazing how often Internet debates descend into personal abuse. even among well-intentioned people who basically share the same viewpoints. “personal abuse” is directed against the person. Imagine a film critic describing a film as “a piece of garbage”. but it’s not “personal abuse”. then that would be personal abuse. If people could just identify the dividing line between criticism and abuse. it might even be bad criticism. an intelligent person is obviously capable of saying something stupid. the quality of debate would be much higher across the whole damned Internet.

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I think the question “who pays?” shows a misunderstanding of the problem. including so-called laziness).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WHO PAYS? Who pays if everyone takes? That’s a common question in debates on welfare or Basic Income. The next logical question would be: “how is that encouraged and supported?” We can answer in the negative by saying it’s definitely not supported by letting people starve or get sick. 64 . building on the staggering amount of real wealth (intellectual and material) already created”. My answer to the question would be: “people following their natural abilities/enthusiasms. “job” or “quick return on the investment”. It’s not supported by society withholding a basic income from those struggling financially (for whatever reason. Let’s rephrase the question: “Who creates the life-support wealth?” That distinguishes “real wealth” from “money wealth”. It’s not supported by valuing only one type of wealth creation – “hard work”.

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A few years ago. with descriptions of appallingly awful low-paid jobs and vivid portrayals of Britain as a sort of deeply unpleasant forced-labour camp. 66 . demoralising. One of them said: “The situations vacant are low-paid. unrewarding graft in fast food joints. some unusual and subversive letters are often printed. and every word rang true – unlike the PR syrup from the government and the pathetic journalists’ acquiescence.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ WRITING TO NEWSPAPERS Letters pages in newspapers seem the most interesting sections of the mainstream media. mindnumbing and soul-destroying. all on the same day. the UK’s Labour government gave a press conference in which they boasted of their record on employment – of “getting people into jobs”. Readers say what they think. The reason for this is probably that editors feel less responsibility for the views of readers than for the main editorial/journalistic content. attacking the government’s claims in remarkably scathing terms.” All of the letters were eloquent and forceful. with little criticism or scrutiny. As a result. security firms and the new sweatshops. whereas journalists and editors are conscious of how their own published viewpoints will affect their careers – which results in a sort of respectable cautiousness. call centres. But then The Guardian published no less than five reader’s letters. Most newspapers covered this in exactly the same language as used by the government’s press release.

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Writing letters to newspapers can be very therapeutic when media coverage angers you. Distil your anger into a few concise paragraphs, then send to all the newspapers (newspaper email addresses are given on the Anxiety Culture website’s Letters to Newspapers page). Even if your letter isn’t printed, you have the satisfaction of knowing that the letters editors on all these newspapers have read your views (which might influence their future choice of letters for publication). You can also recycle the material you’ve written – eg post it to Internet newsgroups. I sometimes use a pseudonym when writing letters to newspapers, but it’s a good idea to give a real contact address and telephone number (they’re usually required as a condition of publication). Of all the letters I’ve had published, there were only two occasions when they checked my contact details (the Financial Times and The Times phoned me), so you can probably get away with giving bogus details. Surprisingly (given what I write), I’ve had several letters published by The Sun. Since I don’t usually bother checking this newspaper, I only find out when they send me a prize (of £15) a few weeks later. It amused me to see that the usual paranoid and sensationalist style of The Sun (forever exposing “cheats” and “love rats”, etc) extended to their letter, which said: “... Our payment system allows two weeks after publication of letters so that any ‘doubles’ can be spotted and payments cancelled. We know that our honest contributors will approve, but we apologise for the delay.”
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In order to get letters published in tabloid newspapers, it pays to fake your identity. Claiming to be “young and unemployed” probably helped getting this printed (on 10 December 2000). It refers to two subjects which were heavily discussed by politicians in the media at the time. Dear Editor, The way politicians talk, you’d think welfare fraud and juvenile delinquency were the two greatest threats to civilisation. Being young and unemployed, I feel more threatened by politicians.

RADIO TIMES
The Radio Times is the BBC’s official TV listings magazine, with a mass audience in Britain. My letter was printed as “Letter of the week” in the 17-23 July 1993 issue. It refers to a scaremongering BBC programme on crime called Crimewatch UK. Back in the dark days of 1993, most people really did believe that crime was “spiralling out of control”, although in the decade since many people have become sceptical about media crime hype. Dear Editor, The coverage of crime on Crimewatch UK contributes to a climate of fear out of all proportion to the real threat of crime for most people. We keep hearing about the “rising tide of crime”, but why can’t the crime rate figures be explained in detail (perhaps with graphics such as those used by the BBC on election nights)? This would take into account factors like the vastly improved crime detection technology and the creation of new laws, both of which increase the official crime rate, without any increased threat to the public.

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Fortean Times is a popular magazine covering unexplained/anomalous phenomena and weird popular culture. The letter I wrote addressed a columnist’s critical remarks about a group of optimistic futurists calling themselves “Extropians”. It was printed in the December 1996 issue. Dear Editor, Toby Howard’s article on the Extropians was the third example I’ve seen recently of people with ‘alternative’ optimistic beliefs being accused of selfishness. Timothy Leary was described as ‘an optimist’ and ‘selfish’ in his Times obituary (1 June), and on a recent BBC2 Newsnight some ‘joyful’ hermits were criticised for ignoring ‘social responsibilities’ (which is a polite way of calling them selfish). There’s probably nothing new in this, but it should come as a reminder to Forteans that anyone made happy by entertaining beliefs which aren’t consensually approved as normal runs the risk of being labelled self-centred. There are two ways of avoiding this accusation: either don’t talk about anything odd, or don’t look too happy while you do. Ironically, the epitome of normality these days seems to be the world of business, which in the UK and the US (following classical economic theory) puts the individual’s self-interest above any notions of community or selflessness. The rationale for this is expressed by Adam Smith’s paranormal-sounding metaphor of the ‘invisible hand’ which apparently ensures that unhindered self-interest ultimately benefits everybody.

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.NET is the UK’s best-selling Internet magazine. My letter
was printed as “Letter of the month” in January 2000. Dear Editor, I’m concerned by reports of a trend towards search engines which retrieve only “official” or “popular” websites. Although, on the surface, this may sound like a good idea, I’d like to start some alarm bells ringing. The rationale for such search engines is, of course, that people dislike wading through website dross – the facility to filter out rubbish is seen as desirable and marketable. Separating quality from dross is, however, a highly subjective process. I fear that by listing only official and statistically popular sites, the search engines will be favouring large corporations and institutions – which is no guarantee of quality content. I assume that the “popularity” of a website will be measured by the number of links to it. Unfortunately, the biggest factor in attracting links is advertising, not merit. This means that “popularity” will be largely a measure of advertising expenditure. Until now, search engines have given us a level playing field – you don’t need to be a newspaper tycoon to put your message out. This is what raises the Internet above the other mass media. If the new generation of official/popular search engines becomes the standard, the playing field will definitely be tilted in favour of the big players. Currently, web searches occasionally dredge up garbage, but that’s a small price to pay for the odd gems that appear. The big corporate sites will never give us diversity, eccentricity, satire, integrity – content which isn’t about selling something.
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refers to comments made about unemployment by the UK government (and. The total cost of welfare is £99 billion per year. If they can use a phone or walk a dog. Next time I’ll be prepared to lie. People actually burn up fossil fuels travelling to these pointless jobs. (They would’ve printed it on 2 August 2000). Dear Editor. In an uncharacteristic moment of honesty. Gordon Brown). 71 . It used to be called usury. There’s no excuse for laziness and dependence. low-paid jobs? THE INDEPENDENT This letter. £44 billion goes to the elderly. Many of the elderly are able-bodied. Why should only the young benefit from pointless. half of UK jobs produce no “real wealth”. So it’s the only letter here that wasn’t published – but it came close. Problem is. That’s ten times the amount spent on Jobseekers Allowance. I admitted that I’d sent the same letter to ten other newspapers. Dear Editor. Of that. Gordon Brown says full employment is achievable. in particular. Let’s put them to work. Yet there is widespread poverty amongst old people. but unfortunately they followed a policy of phoning me to ensure that I’d written it exclusively to them. printed on 16 March 2001.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FINANCIAL TIMES The Financial Times wanted to print this letter. they can be employed in telesales or supermarket trolley shepherding. benefiting the rich. no resources or services useful to human life. These pointless jobs (many in financial services) have no effect except to move money around in databases. by the Chancellor.

The beliefs which underlie our work ethic are thought to originate with Protestant sects such as the Calvinists and Puritans. haste and urgency – can be traced to the Puritans’ perception of there being a perilously short time in which to build God’s Kingdom on Earth. We. Instead of mass suicides.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ FORTEAN TIMES (2) Here’s another letter I had published by Fortean Times (in their March 1998 issue). respectable society could be viewed as a crazy work cult which persecutes anyone not sharing its unhealthy obsession with toil. Our normal. we spend most of our waking hours performing tasks that bore and frustrate us. It begins by commenting on a previous article in the magazine. feel stressed and underpaid. Les Prince made a very interesting comparison of religious cult members and corporate employees. We tend to see cult members as weak. Quakers. are in control of our lives. manipulated into performing actions which aren’t in their best interest. Dear Editor. I think there’s more to this than meets the eye. That’s why. In fact. we have the slow torture of boredom and bureaucracy. as employees. Wesleyans and other nonconformist religious cults were greatly over-represented among the early industrialists. According to Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution. and see their work as pointless. Presbyterians. gullible types. A recent 72 . working as an employee can be as dangerous as joining a cult. According to a recent BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey. Our modern obsession at work – with deadlines. 60 per cent of employees dislike their jobs. on the other hand.

revealed that people who work more than 48 hours per week have double the risk of coronary heart disease. however. less than ten children are killed each year by strangers in England and Wales. 73 . My advice: prevention is better than cure. THE SUN I feel very proud to have letters printed by The Sun (this one on 26 July 2000).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Department of Health report. Taking time off sick is seen as a bad career move. The media obsession with paedophiles distorts perceptions of risks to children. most of whom find difficulty in stringing more than two sentences together). Last year’s Government clamp-down on “sick-note culture” was regrettable. so call in sick before you get ill. I sent it in the midst of yet another overblown media scare over paedophiles. unlike most other newspapers. kill or seriously injure several thousand children every year. And I received a £15 prize (I guess that The Sun. On average. Road accidents. according to government figures. needs to provide a financial incentive to its readers. work-orientated employee-slaves. THE GUARDIAN This letter (published on 12 January 2000) commented on the flu epidemic sweeping through Britain at the time. Dear Editor. Personality assessment techniques have long been used in industry to ensnare a stable supply of obedient. Mental Health and Stress in the Workplace. with the result that everyone in the office catches flu. Dear Editor.

saying: “Stop the Alarms”. Despite what the scaremongers say. there is strong evidence that crime is less common now than 100 or 200 years ago (those who doubt this should spend a few years researching the historic data on crime). as it was printed at the top of the letters page. on average – more are killed by parents. crime is definitely not escalating. seem to complain about dog turds on the pavement and rude taxi drivers. yet people continue to install burglar alarms. According to government statistics. Dear Editor As I write. with a big headline. 74 . The risk to children has actually fallen by a third since 1988. from most people. It only seems that there are more of these “stranger-danger” murders because the newspapers wallow in every single case. My advice is: disconnect the alarm. hurting my eardrums.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE CHRONICLE This was one of several letters I had published in my local weekly newspaper in the late nineties. I think the editor liked my letter. stop watching Crimewatch UK and get a life. They print virtually anything – in fact most letters. the local burglary rate has decreased each year by about 30%. When did we all decide it was necessary to install these demonic devices? For the last five years. The murder rate is the same now as it was in 1857. only six children are killed each year by strangers. Even if you’re sceptical about short-term crime statistics. yet another burglar alarm is wailing in the background.

And turn off that alarm which is hurting my ears. yet more than a third fear going outside their own homes. Statistics like these tend to be reliable. alarms. There are many groups with vested commercial/political interests in making you afraid of crime. security devices. they pointed to more common risks. 75 . That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100. eg workplace accidents and stress-related illness. Advertisers love scaremongering TV programmes because they boost sales of insurance policies. There are far greater risks in life than crime: car crashes.000 elderly women will be attacked. But it cost over £5 billion to set up. they’d make powerful enemies in the corporate sector. workplace accidents. mobile phones. etc. The risk of a car crash is 50 times greater than the risk of serious crime. Politicians point to crime more than other risks simply because it’s politically advantageous to do so – it offends nobody. Dear Editor. etc. unlike the overall crime rate. My letter (published on 15 July 2000) was an attempt to expose the public cost of this “success”. If.000. The New Deal has created 50.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Only one in 4. health problems. however. So I ask you: don’t succumb to their fearful propaganda. vehicle recovery services.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist. which is often criticised for being unreliable. THE GUARDIAN (2) A government press release about the “success” of the New Deal welfare-to-work scheme boasted about all the jobs it had created.

Radio Times published a reader’s letter responding to mine. in which he expressed contempt for the depiction of “TV-appropriate soundbites” and “shockhorror antisocial behaviour”. and his mother sprinkles heroin on his cornflakes. Dear Editor. (Note: Radio Times edited out the last sentence. right. since it contained the main point of my letter). which was billed as a documentary on child poverty in Britain. I’ve included it. it was about programme-makers getting young children to utter TV-appropriate soundbites. 25 September) on Eyes of a Child. Gullible viewers will have been led to think the issue is moral (this is the usual reaction when people are shown images of delinquency). The following week. a boy who looked about four years old gleefully described how he “hotwires” cars. This wasn’t about poverty. 76 .” In one interview. which not only misrepresented my views.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RADIO TIMES (2) My second letter published in Radio Times (25 September 1999 issue) was in response to a BBC programme called The Eyes of a Child. and will consequently have no insight into the causes/effects of poverty. but also attacked me personally (in a polite way of course – this is a BBC magazine): Dear Editor I am writing in protest to Brian Dean’s letter (RT. Yeah. The Eyes of a Child was supposed to be about poverty but it seemed merely an excuse to show children confessing shockhorror “antisocial behaviour.

77 . but neither can you trust them to not to print responses to something you didn’t actually say. and that apparently includes benefit fraud. but I feel compelled to ask: which suburb of Chester is Mr Dean from? Laura Webster Funny – I thought I’d criticised a TV programme. From her experience. According to the DSS’s own figures. including the postscript. is that not only can you not trust editors to print your letter intact (in a way that doesn’t distort your views). I suppose. only 9 percent* of welfare expenditure goes on the unemployed. and the official unemployed count showing the lowest figure for 18 years. I know that children like those shown in the documentary do exist. The moral. THE IDLER The whole of this letter. Did anyone notice the weird contradiction between those newspaper headlines blaming “spiralling” welfare costs on the “workshy”. I have been taught not to make assumptions about people. Also.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ My mother has taught at an inner-city Bradford school since before I was born and her pupils in the past have ranged from heroin babies to 13-year-old pimps. was published in the August-September 1998 edition of the Idler. but I find myself accused of being a suburb-dweller who denies the existence of extremes of social deprivation. Dear Idler.

welfare spending isn’t spiralling out of control. Keep up the great stuff in the Idler. “DSS” refers to the Department of Social Security. given an ageing population. two recessions and the falling wages of the low-paid. Whatever the reasons for the increasing attacks on the idle. So why this frenzied media attack on people without jobs? To me. which has since been renamed the Department for Work and Pensions. The total annual welfare expenditure on the unemployed is a mere £8. Britain is near the bottom of the league table of developed nations in terms of welfare spending. from a total annual welfare budget of £96. During the four terms of Tory government. * The current figures. welfare spending rose.5 percent – a small amount. In the EU. relative to GDP [Gross Domestic Product]. at least we can see that the economic justifications for these attacks are completely without foundation. 78 . only Portugal. as at 2002: approximately 5 percent (about £5 billion) of the total welfare budget (approximately £100 billion) goes on the unemployed. Did you know that the government’s advertising budget for their New Deal welfare-to-slavery scheme is £18 million (of taxpayers’ money).7 billion* (according to DSS figures). But maybe it also serves to distract us from the real “scandals” such as the billions lost through the gaping loopholes in the tax system which make tax virtually optional for the super-rich. PS. it sounds like the imposition of an outdated and unhealthy Puritan morality.2 billion.2 billion*. The total cost of the scheme is £5. Ireland and Greece spend less on welfare.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In fact. by only 2.

Dear Editor. The British media should learn from this that exaggerating the crime problem doesn’t merely sell newspapers – it can have damaging repercussions for society too. The way this government talks about work reminds me of the infamous “Arbeit Macht Frei” (“Work Makes One free”) Nazi concentration camp entrance sign. Coercion can always create full employment.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE INDEPENDENT (2) This letter was written just after the 2002 election success of the (basically fascist) Jean-Marie Le Pen in France. Dear Editor. When newspapers interpret an increase in cell phone theft as “crime spiralling out of control”. One reason for the popularity of the Far Right in France is public fear about crime. In this interview. It was published on 26 April 2002. the minister talked patronisingly (like a schoolteacher lecturing kids) about the social benefits of work. I wrote it in response to an interview with a government minister (Alistair Darling) from their programme the previous night. 79 . Hitler provided full employment. and the government’s intention to create a “work first” culture. Prison workshops have full employment. they play a dangerous game of scaremongering. BBC RADIO 4 PM NEWS The BBC read out part of the following letter on their main evening radio news programme (on 4 July 2001).

but I made an exception for TV celebrity/comedian Alan Davies. 80 . I found this unbelievable. Celebrities cite “financial security” as a reason for doing ads. and when asked about the highly lucrative TV advertisements he was doing for Abbey National. And now government ministers want to promote a “work first” culture.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ What happened to leisure? We’ve seen incredible advances in labour-saving technology over the last 30 years. you’re a corporate whore. He was interviewed in the Guardian’s Weekend magazine supplement. Are they insane? You can probably guess which paragraph they read out. but that he did them for financial security and that he needed the money. I’m not surprised Alan Davies feels uneasy about doing bank commercials. Given that he’d already successfully crossed over into mainstream TV and was appearing as the star of a high-ratings prime-time BBC TV series. yet working hours have risen during this period. but the whole point of celebrity endorsements is that the celebs are flush to begin with – they don’t need the extra cash. end of story”. My letter was printed in the Guardian’s Weekend supplement the following Saturday (8 September 2001). and which paragraph they cut. every word you say is suspect. he said that he felt uneasy about it. THE GUARDIAN (3) I generally avoid personal criticism. Dear Editor. Davies should take the advice of Bill Hicks: “If you do a commercial you’re off the artistic roll call.

It always helps if someone else writes a letter with a similar perspective to your own. 81 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Letters published in The Independent (16/3/01) on the theme of pointless jobs.

THE GUARDIAN (4) Printed by the Guardian on 19 December 2002. no public money to improve pensions. The context was a media debate about charging college students for their education.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE SUN (2) I was surprised that The Sun printed this letter (on 28 November 2002 – during the national firefighters’ strike). Dear Editor. This country is much wealthier than in the 1970s. But didn’t productivity rise 82 . Dear Editor. The “funding crisis” in higher education is created not by lack of funds. Dear Editor. and precious little for improving public transport. maybe it’s time to close the tax loopholes exploited by the super-rich. If Tony Blair thinks we can’t afford the firefighters’ 16% pay rise. I assume that their letters editor forgot that Rupert Murdoch (who owns the newspaper) is one of the worst offenders when it comes to tax avoidance in the UK. when most students paid nothing for their education. none for publicsector wage increases or students. That should generate around £85 billion (according to previous press reports) – more than enough to fund generous public sector pay rises. but by a dubious political ideology. THE SUN (3) Another one printed in the sleazy tabloid (on 28 January 2003). So.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ dramatically during the technological revolution? Didn’t national wealth soar? So where is all the money going. The context is the Bush/Blair war on Iraq. Until it does. 83 . respectively). If only 10% of office staff worked one day a week at home. we’d notice a significant reduction in road traffic (and pollution). Dear Editor. and what happened to the dream of increased leisure? THE DAILY EXPRESS & THE INDEPENDENT Both of these newspapers printed my letter on the same day (13 December 2002). Dear Editor. you should remain impartial and use the phrase “alleged Iraqi atrocities”. BBC RADIO 4 TODAY (ONLINE) The following two letters were published by BBC Radio 4 online (7 April 2003 and 13 May 2003. Given their selfless sacrifice of thousands of Iraqi lives and $100 billion of taxpayers’ money – plus their miraculous ability to speak truth when lying – surely nothing less than sainthood is acceptable. The government has overlooked an obvious way to tackle road congestion: give employers financial incentives to allow staff to work from home. Dear Editor. Why do you label certain incidents as “friendly fire”? The Iraqi regime hasn’t yet proved its innocence with regard to these incidents. I hear Bush and Blair are nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I was unimpressed by the “world’s top designers”. Where is the line drawn between news and satire? . The British government warns France and Germany not to undermine the UN over the rebuilding of Iraq. upon a set of anal design rules (no large text. Britain bombs Iraq without UN legitimacy. Dear Paul. Let me see if I've got this right: 1. They confirmed my suspicion that “success” in web design is currently more about conforming to corporate respectability than true creativity. This is usually based upon technological capability rather than quality of imagination. I was unimpressed by the corporate mentality behind their views. They spoke the usual banalities (“Design is about communication”). And. no groovy textures or tiled backgrounds. I also notice a sort of design snobbery which draws a bogus line between “professional” and “amateur” sites.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE INDEPENDENT Printed on 18 April 2003 (in the context of the 2003 Iraq war). No wonder so many corporate sites look identical. Dear Editor. etc).NET (2) This well-known UK internet magazine printed recommendations by the “world’s top designers” on how websites should look. of course. In 84 . 2. clichés (“The user rules”) and gobbledegook (“Push the boundaries as far as possible while maintaining a commonality in design”).

The licence interferes with your right to receive information.) 85 . Local newspapers will print anything. Anything to get away from the corporate designer-elite mentality. Opinion polls consistently show 65–81 percent of the public opposed to the licence fee as a method of funding. LOCAL NEWSPAPERS I sent this letter (on BBC TV licensing) to over 80 regional newspapers in the UK. I’d also encourage web designers to check out the “Lowbrow” art movement for visual inspiration. In the past. From what I can gather most (if not all) printed it. the TV licensing operation has targeted local newspapers with press releases intended to frighten “licence dodgers”. inappropriate bitmaps and gaudy backgrounds. The BBC thus needlessly criminalises poverty.000 people a year for watching TV without a licence. Perhaps the only way for web design to progress is by going through a sort of “postmodernist” phase (don’t laugh) in which anything goes – even large text. (You are not allowed to receive other channels that are not funded by the licence without first having a licence to watch the BBC.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ many ways I prefer the old “amateurish” look – it had a naive charm which I find preferable to corporate-conformity slickness. Dear Editor. There is now a growing campaign against the heavy-handed practices of the TV licensing brigade. Many or most are on minimum wage or benefits. The BBC prosecutes 130.

I think the majority of your readers would thank you for not publishing their threateningly worded material.bbcresistance. For further details on the campaign. Many of those prosecuted for not having a licence cannot afford the services which the BBC would spend their licence money on. Going by the polls. etc. And it has suppressed debate on the future of the licence fee. Please visit http:// www. the licence fee does not make the BBC independent but completely dependent on government.biz or http://www. “public service” nature of the BBC. All with money extracted under threat of criminal prosecution. For example. a study quoted by the Guardian (22/4/2003) accuses the BBC of broadcasting government propaganda and failing to reflect the high level of public dissent over the Iraq issue.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The BBC is not accountable to those who pay its bills – they must pay without choice. A further concern is the claimed “neutral". I would ask you please to bear in mind the above points. In fact. Director General. for most of which there is no demonstrated demand. but he told the Media Society in 1993 that it was possible to finance the BBC through subscription. “independent”. which renews the fee and appoints the Chairman.tvlicensing. A senior adviser to the government recently accused the BBC of being a “cultural tyranny”. It is also launching many new radio stations and internet/digital services. Should the TV licensing people come to you with press releases.com 86 . including at least 10 television stations. The BBC produces a large range of services. Greg Dyke says there is “no alternative“ to the licence fee.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A letter of mine published in a local newspaper called The Standard (written under a pseudonym). 87 .

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It’s Anxiety Culture. it’s clearly your belief that we are living in an anxiety culture. and tracked me down to do an interview.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BBC RADIO WALES INTERVIEW The first media interview I ever gave (not long after publishing issue one of Anxiety Culture in 1995) was for a BBC Radio Wales show called Borderlines. just find an enjoyable way to receive it. Borderlines regular Richard Holland has been to investigate further. Now Brian. One of the journalists from the show had seen my cartoon ads for Anxiety Culture in Fortean Times magazine. a satellite and a supermarket trolley – and across the inside back cover the message “Your home is at risk if you do not keep up payments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it”. and is aimed at what’s called ‘the anxiously inclined’. What exactly do you mean by that? 89 . From the transcript of the Borderlines shoe: Borderlines Host: I have the first edition of a new magazine in front of me now. God knows what the respectable BBC radio listeners of suburban Wales made of the broadcast.” Richard Holland: Some of the philosophy to be found in the Anxiety Culture magazine produced by Brian Dean. Female voice (reading quote from Anxiety Culture): “There is more than enough to go around – you don’t have to fight or suffer for it. which has on the cover the earth from space.

we shows that six out of ten people in the country are profoundly unhappy with their jobs – they feel stressed and insecure. And the most amazing one that I came across was a major survey commissioned by the 90 .. anxieties about crime. in your opinion? BD: There are lots of interesting facts and figures. concerning anxiety in the workplace. Forty million working days are lost every year through stress.. rather than doing something which is going to give you a beneficial effect. RH: You use the phrase “anxiety junkies” which you accuse us all of being.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Brian Dean: Well. for instance. anxieties about whether your life is as exciting as people tell you it should be – that kind of thing. At the very least.. anxieties about money.. two percent of the gross national product is lost through stress-related diseases. There’s a major BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey.. and they see their work as not being of any service to society. Anxiety Culture is a magazine which focuses on the way mainstream society tends to overdose on anxiety. RH: What sort of negative influences are there then. BD: To give you an example. which we quoted.. (recording garbled) . The way we put it is that we’re looking at the anxieties encoded in the building blocks of mainstream culture – anxieties about work. people would rather watch hours of shock-horror news stories which are going to leave you anxious and depressed.

Now. BD: Yes. RH: Right. was one example you gave. only five. which is amazing really. However you have other examples to suggest we really do seem to want to be looking for these negative things to stress us out – like crime. Firstly. Of course.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ government which shows that one in seven people suffer from neurotic disorders – mainly anxiety or depressive disorders. I think. 91 . And that’s also reflected in the statistics for the number of prescriptions for sleeping pills and antidepressants – the figure I saw was eighty million prescriptions issued per year. the number of children under sixteen that were murdered each year averaged eighty-six. if you look at the real crime statistics rather than focusing on television and newspaper hysteria. But the more interesting statistic. we all need to work. 6th August this year [1995]. most people would argue that though we might be stressed. per year were murdered by strangers. on average. to me. I think it’s obvious that the corporate culture really is an anxiety culture. The figures that I quote are official figures from the Sunday Times. I think it becomes more and more apparent that the phrase “rising tide of crime” is absurdly inappropriate in some cases. the child murder rate has fallen by almost a half. since 1973. there are some interesting statistics about crime which I think say a great deal about how our fears about crime are somewhat misplaced. from 1983 to 1993. is that out of those eighty-six murders. Secondly.

but in my young day there wasn’t all this crime”. So there are a lot of people who benefit from widespread public anxiety. RH: So it does sound that as far as crime or fear of crime is concerned. From that you can see that advertisements work best on anxious people. tend to look back to a golden age. That’s a fact when you look at the figures. But people will always say: “Ah yes. If you look back at the statistics there’s nothing to suggest that people were any safer going out after dark in the thirties or in the fifties. though. in those days you could go out after dark and feel safe”. since it’s obvious that it makes people compulsive consumers. It’s not the actuality. what techniques do they use to grab the anxious and make people more anxious? 92 . They might say to you: “Oh yes. But that’s the point – they felt safe. for example. that that’s something we’ve increased in anxiety over.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RH: A lot of people. Is that true? BD: But I think it’s a question of belief rather than a question of actuality. RH: How do they make use of this anxiety? In advertising. Do you think that reflects a general increase of anxiety in society? BD: Yes. But it doesn’t matter if anxiety makes people more suggestible or not. You can go a step further and say that it’s in the interests of advertisers to have an anxious public. And research has shown that people who are anxious are also more suggestible. which is the belief. you can say that.

. The question. it’s exploiting people’s feeling of inadequacy. is if we’re all anxiety-driven and propelled by negative thoughts in this way. I think. of course. and you’re suggesting that a lot of us – perhaps most of us – are caught up in this.” RH: Now that was a negative thought loop which we’ve just heard. then you’re 93 . there’s too much to do – because – life is tough – because – the universe isn’t safe – because – that’s what I believe – because – that’s what I am taught to believe – because – I have to be taught rather than just believe what I want – because – I can’t have what I want – because – I don’t deserve to have what I want – because – I’m not good enough – because – I haven’t earned it yet – because – I can’t – because – It’s too hard. there’s too much to do. To give an example – if you believe that the universe is fundamentally unsafe. how do we get out of it? BD: One of the main things we’re trying to get across is that your level of anxiety doesn’t depend upon what’s happening out there so much as what you believe about what’s happening. which makes the adverts all that more effective. but obviously people are influenced on a massive scale when you look at the amounts of money involved in advertising. I think most people would deny being influenced by advertisements. because nobody is thinking about the effect on themselves. It’s become a bit of a cliché these days that people in advertisements are all suntanned and perfect and beautiful – so nobody gives it all that much thought. Female voice (reading the ‘negative thought loop’ from Anxiety Culture issue 1): “It’s too hard. which you quote in your magazine..Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BD: In advertising. mainly.

so people are free to interpret their safety in a way that advantages them rather than disadvantages them. But for now. If. we’ll leave people with the positive thought loop. fine. you believe in a universe that is fundamentally safe. what about objectivity?”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ going to be constantly experiencing a state of panic and anxiety. because with a lack of safety on that scale. So it’s a question of belief. you’re going to feel comfortable. my response is that nobody has yet invented a way to objectively measure how safe the universe is.” 94 . you obviously feel helpless. on the other hand. RH: Right.. And if people say “well. thanks Brian very much. then for the most part. Female voice (reading the ‘positive thought loop’ from Anxiety Culture issue 1): “It’s unnecessary for anyone to have less than they desire – because – there is an unlimited supply of all the desired things – because – the universe is abundant enough to support the prosperity of all – because – the universe is safe and infinitely supportive – because – that’s what I have decided to believe – because – I can believe what I want to believe – because – I can do all the things I want – because – I deserve to do all the things I want – because – everyone deserves all that they desire – because – It’s unnecessary for anyone to have less than they desire. which is the way you feel we all ought to be thinking.. So in case we’ve left everybody feeling terribly depressed and anxious.

‘The bourgeoisie has picked up on these humorous activities’ frets George Mckay. anger and an endlessly swelling band of acolytes with innovative. I gave them a long. as it seems to portray Anxiety Culture as one of the leading prankster-anarchist organisations in the country: “However weird. disruptive ideas of their own. Anxiety Culture was one of the “organisations” they covered. I played up the idea that “we” are an “organisation”.’ Yet Luther Blissett. rather than printed in interview format.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERVIEW WITH THE FACE The Face (a popular glossy trend magazine) printed a long article called Pranking is Anarchy in their October 2000 edition. since I thought that was probably what they wanted to hear... marginal or self-indulgent they may sound. their techniques often adopted by the very forces they oppose. ‘That’s really worrying. author of DIY Protest: Party and Protest in Nineties Britain. Among other things. their article quotes a youth marketing consultancy firm called Informer. in-depth interview (which is printed below) – this was used to provide material for the article. whose spokesperson says: “Groups like Anxiety Culture do farcical things with heavy political issues which make us laugh and sit with our need to be entertained – it’s not about dogma and you don’t need a Guardian-reading mentality to appreciate it”.” 95 . the activities of the pranksters continue to be hugely influential. But it’s the concluding section from The Face’s article that I like most. Anxiety Culture and all the other groups have huge resources of creativity.

laziness. what your aims and manifestos are? BD: Anxiety Culture is about the fear and paranoia behind the smiling mask of “normal” society. here is the interview conducted by Christian Koch for The Face: CK: Can you give a brief summary of what Anxiety Culture is about. For example. politicians see “jobs” as a cure-all for social ills. survival anxieties. etc). it’s about psychological gimmicks and economic taboos (welfare. Pranksterism is an important element – but not in the sense of throwing eggs at rich people. We’d like to see “maximum leisure” replace “full employment” as an achievable political goal. We want to see basic survival anxieties alleviated by the introduction of something like a “Basic Income” or “National Dividend”. The aim is to stop people in their tracks through irony. “for those who live to loaf” was ripped off by the advertisers of a popular brand of cider).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A lot of marketing agencies and fashion gurus read The Face in order to keep up with youth trends – so I’m waiting to have some of my material ripped off by marketers (in the same way that the Idler’s slogan. We’d like to see this notion discredited. We’d appreciate it if the 96 . CK: What does Anxiety Culture hope to achieve? BD: There are some specific things. poverty. satire etc – using as much intelligence as we can muster. It’s about gentle subversion of bureaucratic authority and work-obsessed corporate craziness. Anyway.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ mainstream media would begin to question a dominant economic worldview which is two centuries out of date. CK: What motivated you to found AC? And why do you preside over the organisation now? BD: Idealism. causing brain damage etc. Newspapers used to report scientific studies claiming that cannabis was highly toxic and addictive. is a better informed. 97 . We wish business people had a better grasp of the history of so-called “free market” economics – instead of ignorantly regurgitating simplistic “market” slogans. dislike of the paranoid-competitive nature of the business world. that we’d like to bring into public awareness. many facts. etc. say. I’ve not seen any reports like that for a long time. perspectives. statistics. It also seems to strike a chord with people. as it seems to have tapped into a rich vein of ideas. Plus frustration with my job. creativity. CK: What is the likelihood of Anxiety Culture achieving it? BD: If you look at public attitudes towards. I think. cannabis. less gullible public. viewpoints. I’ve continued with the Anxiety Culture theme. The reason. you can see how things have shifted over the last decade. And there are many. figures. dissatisfaction with the media. plenty of ideas. I think a similar thing could happen with the kinds of issues Anxiety Culture is concerned with – in fact I think it’s already happening.

I don’t identify myself with any of those categories. Still. I ended up doing computer and business consultancy work for large financial services companies. CK: A lot of AC’s ideas share similarities with the ethos of Decadent Action (especially Phone In Sick Day). Highly paid. I got a good view of how large companies operate. I think there’s an axis which runs perpendicular to the right-wing/left-wing axis. The reason I’m not sure what’s at the other end is because for thousands of years we’ve only ever experienced authority hierarchies. and I like their ideas – but I haven’t met them or collaborated with them. It’s “authority hierarchies” at one end of this axis and I’m not sure what is at the other end. and a big taste of the soul-destroying nature of office jobs. The closest thing we’ve got to the other end of the axis is the Inter98 . then I worked for several years in the computing industry. but occasionally went back to do consultancy work (if I could get it) whenever my money ran out.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What is your own background? (I’m familiar with your work in the Idler – are you a journalist/academic?) BD: I trained as an architect. or hard-line agit-prop? BD: To be honest. CK: Where does Anxiety Culture fit in on the political spectrum? Would you claim that you are anarchist or neo-Situationist. Have you ever been associated with that flamboyant clique? BD: I’ve corresponded with them a few times. but boring. I quit full-time work in the early nineties.

Adam Smith’s “classical free-market economics” is 200 years out of date. Luther Blissett. you’d think that the only economic choice available was between Adam Smith and Karl Marx. 99 . CK: Why are there so many neo-Situationist groups at the moment (eg guerrilla gardening. On the other hand I can see how the “prankster” element – and the Situationist take on the media – appeals to people. Perhaps this explains why some of the Situationist stuff seems unoriginal and a bit dreary. its appeal to youth and the politicisation or otherwise of young people? BD: I think this is covered by what I said before about traditional politics having obsolete categories (right v left) and limitations (Capitalism/Socialism). from watching TV. CK: What does the fact that there are organisations such as Anxiety Culture tell us about ‘traditional’ politics.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ net. Another comment I’d make about politics is that sometimes. Young people want novelty and relevance. Marxism is 100 years out of date. So I think it’s a good thing that there are these newer alternatives like Situationism – at least it forces people to think outside of the Capitalism/Communism polar mentality. I think there’s much more creativity at large than stuffy politicians could imagine. Nottingham Psychogeographical Unit)? BD: A cynical answer would be that people are jumping on bandwagons.

I was also interviewed by the Independent newspaper – but that didn’t get as much response as the Guardian article (probably because the Independent forgot to print my contact details or web address). I’d have to look at the times when Anxiety Culture has appeared in the mass media. a BBC Radio 4 journalist wanted my input on a programme he was creating. someone from Carlton TV wanted me to go on a discussion programme about stress and the rat-race. The Irish Independent and the Big Issue in Scotland reprinted it. A BBC2 Newsnight editor phoned me about appearing in a Newsnight debate. I don’t believe in “word-of mouth”. So yes. as in “Blair Witch [the popular film] owes its success to word-of-mouth”. I also found that media people began to contact me.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What effect do you think Anxiety Culture has had on mainstream culture? Where do you think your influence is most evident? BD: Good question. The best response I had was when the Guardian printed a long article of mine – I received literally hundreds of enthusiastic letters and emails. etc. I think the mainstream media will increasingly make use of material from sources like Anxiety Culture. The Guardian website links to Anxiety Culture on several pages – and I noticed that the other links which the Guardian lists on these pages have been lifted straight off my own links page. 100 . Success at that scale results only from “word-of-mass-media”. So to answer your question. The article seemed to have struck a chord.

The plan is to create an online database containing news items that contradict consensus beliefs. It happens often: I see a news item that raises my eyebrows. 101 . A fairly important story.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: What has Anxiety Culture been up to recently? Where have you done this and why? BD: I’m working on an ambitious project called “Memory Lapse”. Another example: A 1996 government report found that people working over 48 hours per week have double the risk of coronary heart disease. Fiddles in Whitehall were costing the taxpayer £5 billion a year. you’d think. CK: Have you ever managed to gauge public reaction to Anxiety Culture’s stunts? BD: I’ve had a lot of people telling me the amusing places they’ve applied my stickers. This was deeply embarrassing given the Conservative government’s position on the EU ruling on working hours. according to an independent report. The report was suppressed – it made a few column inches at most. and was promptly forgotten. “Crap Job Watch” stickers in Job Centres. Except that the story was buried. To give you an example – a few years ago BBC Radio 4 had a story about government fraud. “Avoid Meetings – Stupidity is Contagious” stickers in boardrooms etc. but the media pretty much ignores it – even though it has important implications.

it looks like everything is changing. it looks like nothing is changing. and have had a surprising amount of success. etc – I don’t see progress towards these things as “destabilising”. CK: Is Anxiety Culture associated with any other factions such as Luther Blissett. young people won’t have 40 years of low-paid wage-slavery ahead of them. Santarchy et al? BD: I’m aware of their existence. CK: Has targeting local newspapers had any success (I saw the examples on the website)? BD: I’ve been concentrating on national newspapers. but I don’t have any associations with them. unemployed people won’t be stigmatised. 102 . less bureaucratic interference in your private life. I’m not too keen on the word “destabilise”.000. It read: Dear Editor – The New Deal has created 50.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist. That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100. But if you look at the Internet. The changes I’m interested in will alleviate survival anxieties – people will know they can always rely on a survival income. Stewart Home. there’ll be more leisure time. But it cost over £5 billion to set up.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: Are things genuinely being destabilised? Have you got any examples? BD: If you look at TV and newspaper headlines. I occasionally correspond with some of the “Neoist” people. The Guardian published another letter of mine a few days ago.

CK: Do you seriously advocate that people should not read newspapers.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: Ever thought about sending bogus press releases to newspapers? Stewart Home once deceived the Big Issue into running a story about Salman Rushdie burning copies of the Koran on the fifth anniversary of the fatwa and has submitted spoof obituaries to broadsheets. not just puerile self-aggrandisement or selfpublicity. The problem is I don’t really like to deceive people. There are some pranks which approach “performance art” and which have a kind of poetic resonance in their own right – but they are quite rare. That kind of thing is for would-be media celebrities. informing them of his own death. Gentle irony and satire is what I prefer – where everyone can be in on the joke. CK: There is an NHS library assistant in Leicester who operates under the pseudonym of Henri Beauchamp. For example. His pranks include sending spoof letters to local newspapers about the virtues of having a pet lobster or covert leftist propaganda. BD: I like that kind of thing – but it has to be well done. It has to be intelligenceraising. BD: I have toyed with the idea of producing bogus stuff. as the cynical mindset of hacks infects the content? How are people supposed to keep abreast of current events? 103 . I wouldn’t advise people to put turf on a statue of a national hero. otherwise it backfires. I’d never pull a stunt which would hurt or disadvantage anyone.

There are a number of psychological tricks which will relieve this – but they’re just temporary practices. CK: What has Anxiety Culture got planned for the next six months? BD: There’s a book in the works – sort of Anxiety Culture: The Book. Anxiety Culture advocates the use of psychological tools (gimmicks) – little experiments that can bring shifts in consciousness in environments which are otherwise fairly “controlling” – such as the workplace. due to constant performance pressures or deadlines. But I think it’s a good idea to take a break from “media noise” occasionally – to completely avoid it. say for a few weeks. William Burroughs talked about “the word” acting as a virus. and secondly because I’m not in the habit (I hope) of telling people what they should and shouldn’t do. writing some articles and expanding the website. harassed state at work. I’ll also be progressing the “Memory Lapse” database. employees often seem to be in a rushed.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BD: My viewpoint on this probably needs a bit of explaining. I think that’s a good metaphor. not a set of “Thou Shalts”. etc. as a temporary psychological experiment. For example. It would be absurd for me to tell people they “should not” read newspapers or watch TV – firstly because I read newspapers and watch TV myself. 104 . Language doesn’t just affect us consciously – it also has a hypnotic effect.

I can see what they mean. I think) said satirists and pranksters don’t contribute anything to society. conservative companies are not always too happy about the images used by the advertisers. Obviously. so it’s a difficult balancing act for them. Where does this leave groups like Anxiety Culture? BD: A Conservative politician (Norman Tebbit. There are some interesting stories of advertising agencies “pushing the envelope” in order to communicate with cynical youth – and then running up against opposition from the companies whose products they’re advertising. It’s this state of affairs which led to my “The corporate image gets a little too trendy” postcard design. as the “real world” has gone beyond satire. authority and stupidity. but they wish to reach the youth market. the street teams in New York who run into the street to disrupt the traffic.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CK: It seems that a lot of marketing techniques are becoming increasingly influenced by anarchist pranks – for instance. those people from Scanner (CHK) who stood outside Virgin with placards saying ‘Overpriced CDs sold here’. 105 . you have opportunities for satire and pranksterism. Wherever you have bureaucracy. Sometimes they axe the advertising campaign for “going too far”. but I don’t agree. waving placards publicising the latest record. Some people say there’s nothing to satirise any more. So it’s amusing to see corporations copy pranksters in order to appeal to the youth market.

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In the 20th March 1999 edition. I enjoy work. In fact they asked me if I knew anyone who would be prepared to take a propresenteeism position. Firoz Kassan argued in favour of hard work rather than “presenteeism”. You have to stay one step ahead of the others”. As long as you’re sincere in what you do. that’s what matters. regardless of actual work demands). in which two people gave opposing views on a particular issue. and he said: “I work from seven in the morning until nine in the evening every day and most weekends. My guess is that The Independent couldn’t find anyone to argue in favour of presenteeism. I argued against presenteeism. I made several points against presen- 107 . Life is about working hard and playing hard. the issue was “presenteeism” (the opposite of “absenteeism” – eg spending all your time at the office. I work for myself. were compiled (and edited) from interviews. with people coming in who are prepared to work harder. He owns a hotel business.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ INTERVIEW WITH THE INDEPENDENT ON “PRESENTEEISM” The Independent newspaper had a weekly section called Cross Words. Our arguments. as printed. The world is becoming increasingly competitive. I suggested the PR spokesperson from the Institute of Directors (but then I’ve got a warped sense of humour). There’s no point in sitting around: life’s too short. With free movement of labour in Europe now it’s going to get worse. and a self-made millionaire called Firoz Kassan argued in favour of it. Actually.

the idea that to be virtuous you must work. so why are we working more? Production output has trebled in the last decade. six months on and six off. I left and took a year off. 108 . The idea that you had to suffer to be virtuous was translated into. work. I asked my boss for some unpaid leave and he looked at me as if I was mad. During the Edward Heath government we had a three-day week. In fact productivity increases among people who work less hours. work. I had 20 days’ paid leave a year but I needed more. but productivity was the same.” Technology is a big part of the issue: we’re constantly getting more from less. Now I work as a contractor. The old ideas are carrying on and nobody’s questioning them. People should spend as little time as possible at work. but the edited version of my comments which they printed is more of a general argument against the Protestant work ethic. If people started admitting they didn’t enjoy their jobs we’d have a much healthier situation. By definition an enjoyable thing is something you’d do whether you were paid or not. and the factory owners found it difficult to make them come in and work consistently. We live by an idea that is out of date: the Protestant work ethic.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ teeism. But if you ask them if they’d still do it if they didn’t have to. but no one’s benefiting. If you ask most people whether they enjoy their work they say yes. they say no. The concept was created at the beginning of the industrial revolution in an attempt to get people to work in factories. A study by Proctor & Gamble showed that people working reduced hours are significantly more productive. Here is what they printed: Presenteeism is not natural. People were accustomed to taking a day off every holy day. “You have to work to be virtuous. About five years after joining the rat race I started feeling extremely frustrated.

I don’t know what the exact situation was in the US. Questioner: You presumably recognize that we can’t all pay ourselves a Basic Income. 12 April 2001). He is proud of his “drop-out” years. The amount of the dole. In those days. But obviously all this has changed over the last 25 years. without any work requirement). He says all he had to do was “sign on” each week – there were no other conditions for receiving the dole. Or are you counting on people to continue working after a Basic Income is implemented? BD: Firstly. Nobody but a few rightwing spoilsports questioned any of this at the time. Certainly I don’t think there was the intensity of hostility towards welfare recipients that you see now. and refuse to do any work. and a well-paid computer programmer) who lived for ten years on the dole in his youth. I was asked to defend the concept of a Basic Income (a universal guaranteed income paid to everyone. but in Britain it was possible to live on the dole for long periods without getting any hassle from the government. college students could spend all their holiday periods on the dole. let’s go back to when welfare (called the “dole” in Britain) was more generous and virtually an unconditional entitlement (ie prior to the reign of Mrs Thatcher). relative to the “cost of living”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ BASIC INCOME FORUM This electronic debate took place on a special Internet forum discussing work issues (Why Work?. was much higher then than now. I know someone (who’s over 50 now. 109 .

Society didn’t fall apart. Having worked in pointless Financial Services jobs myself. and claimed they spent this time developing their musical skills. in this case. was a good investment in human creativity). That’s a bit before my time. but most people. Also. Even if all these people voluntarily quit their jobs (which they probably 110 . going back to those pre-Thatcher years: despite the easy availability of dole. society didn’t fall apart. a survey in a popular music magazine (NME). But. productivity remained virtually the same. there’s no doubt that it brought in a lot of tax revenue (it seems the dole. I can easily believe that figure. Whatever you think of “Britpop” (I always found it dreary and banal myself). More recently. spent nine years on the dole in his youth. A recent BSA (British Social Attitudes) survey revealed that 60% of employees find their work “of no use to society”. Pulp etc) spent years on the dole. but I’m told that despite all work being cut by 40%. revealed that virtually all of the musicians involved in the “Britpop” scene (Oasis. Clive Barker. as I mentioned above. we had a “three-day week” during the time when Edward Heath was Prime Minister. having families and work ethics. probably never considered quitting their jobs even for a moment.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Somebody told me recently that the successful horrorfiction author. Most people stayed in their jobs. Some people took advantage of the situation.

b) they pay people such low wages that they can sometimes make a spurious costjustification case for keeping them on. And remember. Financial Services companies could lose 70% of their human workers. the people most likely to quit their jobs under a Basic Income scheme would be those who currently hate their jobs most. Such is the impact of automation. of course) is because: a) it’s very bad PR (although it’s usually good news for the shareholders). we might finally have a true “labour market” rather than a corporate-employment dictatorship. For me. where people feel obliged/coerced into taking a job they dislike due to basic survival anxiety.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ wouldn’t). I don’t think Basic Income would create any big problems. 111 . So. and remain functioning as normal. If people can make rational choices based on their wants and needs. taking all the above factors into account. even in worst-case scenarios. The only reason they don’t sack thousands of employees (sometimes they do. I doubt there’d be any noticeable social effects in terms of lack of services or lower quality of life. rather than desperate choices based on fear and stress. and c) it would mean a big change in internal organisational/political structure – something that’s resisted within companies (unless someone fresh is brought in at a high level – this often does result in huge job losses). that more approximates a true “free market” (ie people choosing the work/activity they want) than the system we have now.

but the only way to do this is by trying it out in some way – to test it.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Questioner: But before a scheme like Basic Income is implemented shouldn’t we. Or is that just timidity? BD: I think it’s timidity if we don’t even get to the stage where we try things on a small scale or gradually-implemented basis. we should have a fairly good idea about whether something will work. Yes. it was possible to test these things with minimum risk. But we wouldn’t know this if they hadn’t been tried out for real. The same can be done with Basic Income – at minimum expense. then obviously you’d have 112 . they’ve so far been successful. rather than merely in the theory of economists (who usually get things wrong anyway). and by introducing the French scheme on a gradual basis (it didn’t apply to small firms at first). By introducing the minimum wage at a very modest level. depending on the practical details of how you work it. while closely monitoring the results. experiment with it in the laboratory of social reality. as is the French 35-hour week experiment. as a society. conservative economists swore these schemes would end in disaster. If you found that everyone in the area took advantage of it by simply quitting their jobs. They didn’t – on the contrary. The minimum wage is a case in point. The administrative apparatus already exists to implement it – eg the tax system or the welfare system. have a much better idea of how it will work in practice. It could be tested in a small area for a year or two. In both cases.

113 . Questioner: How do you get people to do the “dirty” jobs if they can support themselves on a Basic Income? BD: The answer is simple: the marketplace – ie supply and demand. that you get to keep your Basic Income payments after you get a job (unlike welfare. which you stop receiving once you get a job). also. would be that it avoids all the complicated conditions that make the welfare system such a costly. bureaucratic mess). Remember. obviously. in which the worse jobs are also the lowest paid is surely an economic perversion which only torturers and sadists would approve of.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ to rethink – perhaps build in a few conditions (although the point. I personally like the idea of “negative income tax” as a way of gradually introducing Basic Income. If nobody comes forward to do the job. So the purely financial incentive to take a job – even a low-paid job – is greater under a Basic Income scheme than under current welfare systems. The current system. That’s how the “labour market” should always have worked. the income is raised until people do come forward to take the job. There are different options to choose from.

film. Natasha Bell and Lisa Rogers (who later became one of those glamorous female celebrities who adorn men’s magazine covers) – discussing the reviewed material against a giant projected backdrop. Judging from the chaotic nature of the show (presenters talking over each other. Here’s the transcript (the review was featured in the show broadcast on 1st September 2000): James Hyman: I think we all work too hard – do you not agree? (Backdrop changes to the hypno-spiral TV animation from the intro page of the Anxiety Culture website). The Frontal producers contacted me about featuring Anxiety Culture in their review section. Natasha Bell: I think we do.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ CHANNEL 4: “FRONTAL” Channel 4 described their late-night TV show. 114 . Lisa Rogers: I work totally hard. etc) it was broadcast live. but I think the transcript of the review is worth including here for amusement value. Frontal. videos. drawing a large national (UK) audience. I wasn’t interviewed (I sent them a copy of my interview with The Face magazine to answer their questions about my background). The review format was three presenters – James Hyman. dealing with fringe popular culture”. as “a combination of cutting-edge music. Channel 4 advertised the show heavily. technology and the Internet. They asked for a copy of my “Propaganda Kit” to use in the review.

Enjoy your life. NB: You’ve got a kit here – what do you do with it? JH: You’ve got a kit – you get a lot of stickers. You can put this. (Backdrop changes to the Propaganda Kit page from the Anxiety Culture website). JH: “Don’t be a slave to someone else’s purpose” – have your own purpose.. resign”.. 115 . LR: Noooooo! JH: Enjoy your life. JH: Look at that (holds up postcard from Propaganda Kit) – “Team spirit means mob mentality”. LR: (indecipherable interruption). We should enjoy life more.. for under ten pounds.. They produce lots of stills [I think he meant stickers] – a Propaganda Kit.. JH: Listen to this – “working more than forty eight hours doubles the risk of coronary heart disease”. NB: If you’re unhappy with your job.. tune in. NB: I like that “Crap Job Watch” (pointing to backdrop).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ JH: Anxiety Culture dot com – this is targeting corporate culture. blame James first. LR: Yeah! (Backdrop changes to “Crap Job Watch” graphic from Propaganda Kit). (holds up another postcard) and “Turn on. Enjoy your life more.

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JH: Can I just say a couple of their manifestos (reads from print-out) – “the more we dwell on responsibilities, the more responsibilities we get”. “Postpone worrying”. Why wake up in the morning thinking “I’m going to get the sack”? LR: So do you have to pay... do you actually have to pay for this? JH: You can pay for the kit... but read their manifestos. LR: You pay for the kit... so their manifesto means they get ten quid when you join... JH: Read. Read. Knowledge is power.

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The implication from one of the Frontal presenters that Anxiety Culture is a grubby money-making exercise was particularly ironic, under the circumstances. I sold, in total, less than ten Propaganda Kits (including after the publicity I received from this TV show). My original intention was that if I sold enough kits, I could save money on printing costs per kit. As it turned out, I printed out each kit individually (home colour inkjet printers are great quality, but the inks and the special inkjet cards, etc, are very expensive), making only £2 profit on each kit sold. Considering the amount of time I put into creating the content of the Propaganda Kit (and into physically assembling each kit) – weeks of effort – the amount of money I made (less than £20 in total) doesn’t really put me in the exploitative money-grabbing bracket. But I’m working on it...
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BL~ISS: BULLETIN OF LEISURE

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FAKE ORGANISATIONS
Creating fake organisations to serve as the ostensible “authors” of your work attracts more attention and provokes more thought than presenting your material simply as “a bunch of ideas by Joe Smith”. I recommend creating at least two fake organisations and appointing yourself Director or CEO of each. In a sense they are no more “fake” than a high proportion of legitimate businesses (which often use “trading as” names to hide the real name) or “front organisations” for political or corporate interests (which are far more common than most people suspect). Having a website address for your “organisation” adds authenticity (and can be set up for around £10), but otherwise you can just sign-off your emails, letters, newsgroup postings, etc, with the name of your “organisation”. Media people, in particular, are suckers for “organisations”. It adds credibility to their work when they can quote organisations rather than lone individuals. Lone individuals tend to be seen as cranks and crackpots, whereas “organisations”, at the very worst, are seen as cool jokes (eg group-created spoof and satire). Brian Dean Assistant Director, CANPP Campaign to Abolish the Nobel Peace Prize Osmo, Stockholm

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who actually enjoy most of what’s on TV. The remainder of this section contains the full text of the BL~ISS leaflet. The End of Work at the same time that I read the flyers of a weird group called the Association of Autonomous Astronauts (AAA for short). corporation. I combined the ideas of Rifkin and the AAA (probably without doing justice to either) into a weird mix. if drafted. BL~ISS is short for “Bulletin of Leisure ~ Independent Space Sector”. who obey orders. It was basically a put-on. who believe what they are told by those above them in the power structure (family. will kill whomever they are told to kill. who. and then sent a batch of the finished leaflets to small press distributors (who generally like to include free flyers and other odd stuff in their parcels to customers). smallscale creativity is entirely pointless. Some people might think that all this obscure.Everything They Told You is Wrong BL~ISS BL~ISS was an “organisation” I created to distribute a leaflet in the late nineties. But they are probably the same people (to paraphrase Robert Anton Wilson’s description of “Pinks” in Everything is Under Control) who never have an original or rebellious thought. It came about because I read Jeremy Rifkin’s book. school. 120 ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ . etc). although the leaflet itself was carefully designed and convincing in appearance – and it contained some valid information and ideas.

Global corporations are now capable of producing an unprecedented volume of goods and services with an ever smaller workforce. from his book. Economists have calculated that an annual market growth of 5-10% is necessary to replace the jobs lost through technology.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE END OF WORK It seems likely that most work will soon cease to exist on the planet surface. The clash between rising population pressures and falling job opportunities will shape the geopolitics of the emerging high-tech global economy well into the next century. No developed Earth nation can sustain this kind of growth. The End of Work: We are rapidly approaching a historic crossroads in human history. To quote Jeremy Rifkin. The new technologies are bringing us into an era of near workerless production at the very moment in world history when population is surging to unprecedented levels. 121 . Technology is already shedding jobs faster than markets can expand to create new jobs.

122 . This has evolved and grown from what used to be called the non-profit sector. Frustrated by the misbehaviour of their employees. FUTURE HISTORY OF THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR As corporations and states attempted to exploit the commercial possibilities of space. More and more people are choosing to live in the Independent Space Sector – in preference to the earthbound.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The most important aspect of this cultural transformation is the emergence of the Independent Space Sector. gravity-depressed government and market sectors. space corporations quickly gave up on human labour and instead invested heavily in laboursaving space technology. they were sharply awakened to a neurological fact: the parameters of human psychological functioning alter drastically in zero gravity – obedience and conformity are difficult behaviours to maintain in space.

Manufacturing was a growth sector. Earth-dwellers still had the archaic. technology became advanced enough to replace human labour in the agricultural sector. insurance. The service sector (banking. the cost of living in space became cheaper than on crowded Earth. airlines. accounting. etc) was growing and could absorb the 123 . there was a continuous migration of workers from manufacturing to the service sector. Inevitably. In contrast. however: whilst Earth had unemployment. There followed a vast migration of human workers from agriculture to manufacturing. so it could absorb the displaced workers. space habitats had leisure. the space colony inhabitants fully realised that outmoded notions of work had no place in the future of human evolution. The second stage occurred when technology became advanced enough to replace most of the functions of human labour in the manufacturing sector. puritanical mentality which linked the concept of self-worth to work (despite the fact that human labour had no commodity value – for years cheap technology had outperformed human labour in every mundane task).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One effect of this was the high availability and low cost of such technology. In the first stage. Between the mid-fifties and the early eighties. law. LEISURE IN SPACE Work ended in three stages. Independent space colonies flourished. Cost was not the only thing in their favour.

Artificial intelligence soon followed. nine out of ten jobs in a typical modern city were in the service sector. Space corporations thus had more incentive to invest in labour-saving technology. Speech recognition software was already in widespread use in the mid-nineties. Technology replaced human labour in the space sector before human labour had even really begun to migrate there. THE WORKERLESS SOCIETY “Automation threatens to render possible the reversal of the relation between free time and working time: the possibility of working time becoming marginal and free time becoming full time. Advanced industrial society is in permanent mobilization against this possibility” (Herbert Marcuse. By the late eighties. and secretarial labour look inefficient. The result would be a radical transvaluation of values. clerical.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ displacement from manufacturing. By the time the space sector appeared. in Eros and Civilization – our emphasis) 124 . making human management. and a mode of existence incompatible with the traditional culture. The early space corporation workers were rebellious and non-conformist compared to their more domesticated earthbound colleagues. The third stage occurred when computer technology advanced sufficiently to accomplish most of the functions of the service sector. technology had overtaken the human migration from sector to sector. error-ridden and slow.

became necessary. 75% of the work force in most earthbound industrial nations engage in work that is little more than simple repetitive tasks. not based on their labour. The value of human labour is diminishing rapidly. not low-paid!) In traditional planet-surface economic thinking. In 1979. the traditional link between work and adequate income no longer applied. people were either workless. With the exception of a small group of “knowledge professionals”. New approaches to providing wealth to individuals. The vast majority of these tasks can be automated. the average weekly wage in the US was $387 – by 1989 it was $335 (and that is average. This is part of the reason why wages have become lower and lower at the bottom end of the earth market. When human labour became increasingly worthless compared to high-speed. The failure of earthbound institutions to take account of these trends led to economic stagnation. growing inequality.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Marcuse made this prophetic observation five decades ago – he couldn’t have predicted the rapid advances in space technology which gave birth to the Independent Space Sector and its non-formal economy of leisure and pleasure. or had work which provided insufficient income. high-efficiency electronic automation. In the Independent Space Sector. many communities 125 . human beings sold their labour as a commodity in the ‘open’ marketplace. Human labour was no longer an important part of the production cycle. poverty and epidemic anxiety. however.

Corporations and nation-states are. after all. and “if it isn’t hurting. libraries. voluntary. labour-saving technology). hospitals. The non-profit sector is vast. the power-obsessed. These two institutional forces have come to so dominate every aspect of our lives that we forget how limited their role was in the life of society just one hundred years ago. non-profit sector – communities of people pursuing common goals. THE INDEPENDENT SPACE SECTOR “Most people would find it difficult to imagine a society in which the market sector and the government play less of a role in day-to-day affairs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ experimented with providing material abundance to individuals in ways not based on hours worked. became much more fairly distributed than on the planet surface. creatures of the industrial era” (Jeremy Rifkin. without ulterior motives of quick profit. Meanwhile. it isn’t working” became raw material for many of the jokes told in space. yet it goes 126 . The result of this was that the wealth. in The End of Work) Many of the benefits of civilisation now credited to the government or market sector (eg schools. The reason for this was simple: there was a lot of material abundance (resulting from decades of production-increasing. they found it difficult to function as territorially dominant animals. in space. theatres) were originally created by the independent. but no work to be done (most mundane tasks were automated). wealth-hording personalities stayed on earth – without gravity. Conventional earth-scarcity ‘wisdom’ such as “there’s no such thing as a free lunch”.

000 voluntary organisations in the UK. In hindsight we can see that it required the neurological shift induced by zero gravity to bring about this transformation of human culture. Sears. 1994) In 1993 the US retail giant. The vast majority of planet-tied people remained addicted to territorial security-anxiety and continued to perpetuate the earthbound culture of fear. activity in this sector is not coerced or reduced to financial motives of fear or greed. This was in a year when sales revenue rose by more than 10%. But those who had tasted space were inevitably drawn back to the BLISS cultures of the independent space communities. The independent non-profit sector came into full flower when territorial-dominance imperatives started to atrophy in the humans who ventured into space. There are more than 350. ie 4% of the gross national product. Unlike slavery. shed 50. At the time of writing this BL~ISS bulletin.000 jobs from its merchandising division. we heard that Electrolux announced they are cutting 12. EARTHBOUND GRAPPLING WITH THE PAINFUL ISSUE OF PLANET-SURFACE UNEMPLOYMENT “Technological advances are now so rapid that companies can shed far more workers than they need to hire to implement the technology or support expanding sales” (Wall Street Journal. serfdom and wage employment. with a total income in excess of £17 billion. February 24th.000 jobs over the next 127 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ unrepresented in the mass media.

(2002 note: Since writing the BL~ISS leaflet. back in the UK. Coercion can always provide full employment” (Henry Hazlitt. Meanwhile. “Hitler provided full employment. and even by the Royal Statistical Society. and is thus distorted every time the conditions for receiving benefits are tightened – the true unemployed figure is estimated to be four times higher). in Economics in One Lesson) 128 . nine out of ten jobs created since 1992 have been temporary or part-time. However. before they came into government. Europe’s economy grew by 70% in the last 25 years but only 10% new jobs were created.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ two years. Prisons and chain gangs have full employment. The claim that unemployment can be conquered by sustained economic growth has little supporting evidence... the official unemployment figure has come down to below one million – claimed as the lowest figure for three decades. The official figure uses the benefit claimant count. Large layoffs such as these are becoming increasingly common as the technological revolution restructures corporate culture. this figure is widely mistrusted – by the Labour Party. Unemployment has more than doubled in the UK since 1979.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ PART FIVE PUBLISHED Articles 129 .

I’ve selected a handful of my own favourites. eg self-employment or jobs. Nobel prize-winning economist James Meade proposed a social dividend funded from the return on publicly owned productive assets. As a starting point for people new to alternative economics. which is funded from royalties on Alaska’s vast oil fields. amended version of an article I wrote for the Idler (issue 31. State Bonus. An existing example of a Basic Income funded this way is Alaska’s dividend scheme. BASIC INCOME A Basic Income is an income paid to all individuals. NO SHORTAGE OF ALTERNATIVES There are hundreds of economic ideas which fall outside conventional capitalist and socialist theories. Some economists think that funding should 130 . The main difficulty is sifting through them all to find the best ones. People are free (but not obliged) to top it up with income from other sources. Winter 2002/3). Over the last two centuries this idea has been independently proposed under a variety of names – Citizen’s Income. Universal Benefit. Several ways have been suggested to fund a Basic Income. and concentrated more on the art of bluffing than this version.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ALTERNATIVE ECONOMICS This is a shorter. The Idler article was titled: A Bluffer’s Guide to Revolutionary Economics. Social Credit and National Dividend – usually with the aim of remedying social problems such as poverty and unemployment. without work requirement or means test.

Thomas Paine favoured a state-provided universal income to compensate for the inequitable division of land. technology has led to vast increases in national wealth since Paine’s era. With Basic Income it’s more financially rewarding to move from unemployment into a job – because you keep your Basic Income payments. Of course. making the idea of a universal income seem all the more affordable.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ come from redistributive income taxation or a tax on land. perhaps not generating enough for a person to survive on at first. In fact. These ideas aren’t new – as far back as 1796. because they interfere with the condition of “continuous availability for work. whereas you would lose your dole. starting a business. Basic Income provides a strong financial incentive for creative and productive activity. 131 . Many people argue that a Basic Income would remove the incentive to work and nurture an idle underclass. etc – are penalised or even criminalised under the current welfare system. compared to the existing welfare system. voluntary work. parttime or self-employed work – increase your disposable income under a Basic Income scheme. which he saw as belonging to everyone. Many common types of work – eg low-paid casual. Basic Income nurtures such activity.” Most wealth-creating activity begins modestly. Many worthwhile activities – adult education. whereas the income from such work is subtracted from your dole under the current system. whereas the welfare system aborts it.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ GUARANTEED INCOME Guaranteed Income is sometimes confused with Basic Income. the most well known being Robert Theobald’s 1964 scheme for “Basic Economic Security”. Every individual is guaranteed a minimum income (set above the poverty level) – if your income falls below this level. the amount of top-up decreases. like Basic Income. Guaranteed Income. Theobald was concerned about the effect of technology and increasing automation – he thought it was time to dissolve the traditional link between income and work. Several variations of Guaranteed Income have been proposed. Theobald’s proposal’s were taken quite seriously by the US administrations under Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon. Nixon adopted Guaranteed Income proposals as part of his “Family Assistance Plan” bill (which was unfortunately defeated in the Senate). you automatically get a top-up from the government. but as your personal income increases. since most work would eventually be automated. but the important difference is that it uses a means test. is not conditional upon work. In fact. 132 .

via the tax system. WILLINGNESS TO WORK? Many so-called “guaranteed minimum income” schemes restrict entitlement. which would provide government top-ups. The Belgian political theorist Philippe Van Parijs argues that when we assess willingness-towork. we should make the distinction between pointless. which people are forced to accept. without the willingness-to-work condition. fulfilling or “stepping stone” jobs – and that the best people to make this distinction are the ones doing the jobs. how. dead-end jobs and useful. to those below a certain income level. who tend to see all market-created jobs as “good” and “worthwhile”. It should be pointed out to those who see this as a “soft” leftist idea. Employers can currently exploit the willingness-to-work condition by providing what Van Parijs calls “lousy jobs”. but which avoids the degrading nature of welfare. to those “willing to work” – a condition similar to that of current welfare systems. Friedman’s intention was to create a system that costs less than the current welfare system. among the unemployed. This is a different approach from most conventional economists. do you get people to take jobs which are essentially 133 . whom many regard as being on the right of the economic spectrum. that Negative Income Tax was proposed by Milton Friedman.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ NEGATIVE INCOME TAX One variation of Guaranteed Income is the Negative Income Tax. On the other hand.

but retain the incentive to take decent low-paid jobs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ decent but low-paid? Under a Guaranteed Income scheme there is little financial incentive to take low-paid work. Van Parijs concludes that the best solution would be a Basic Income scheme with no willingness-to-work condition. This would remove the coercion of taking “lousy” jobs. Free trade is supposed to drive down prices through open competition. true interest would be zero). since even the lowest paid jobs significantly increase one’s disposable income under a Basic Income scheme. but according to Proudhon. This idea originated with early anarchists such as Pierre-Joseph Proudhon. Warren and Tucker there is a fundamental flaw in the existing system: a lack of competition in the issuance of currency. The current legally enforced money-issuing monopoly (eg the Bank of England or the Federal Reserve) keeps interest at an artificially high level – if free competition was allowed in the creation and distribution of alternative currencies. Josiah Warren and Benjamin Tucker. ZERO-INTEREST CURRENCY A different type of non-coercive redistribution of wealth comes from the old Individualist (as opposed to Collectivist) Anarchist approach of allowing free trade to drive down the cost of “borrowing” money. the cost of credit could in theory fall to a rate well below 1% (the cost of administering the credit. hence the willingness-to-work condition. As Benjamin Tucker explains: 134 .

It’s a good argument to use on “leave it to the market” types. because nobody would give money away to landlords if purchasing was cheaper. the anarchists claim that zero-interest currency would 135 . would be a more than sufficient motivation. and if this bank of issue unites with other similar banks for clearing purposes. losses by depreciation of securities. and sundry incidentals? Do not statisticians and economists agree that a discount of one-half of one percent covers the expenses referred to?” When asked why business people would be motivated to issue their own currency at a cost not exceeding running expenses and incidental losses. expenditure for paper and printing. housing rent would effectively disappear. he assures us. enabling them to borrow money at less than one per cent – which. without any monopoly. In fact. Tucker responds that in forming a network of such banks. then point out that a genuinely free market. With zero-interest credit. the business people would establish a collective credit with circulating power. The irony of this idea is that it follows conventional “free market” theory to logical conclusions.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ “If a thousand men engaged in different lines of business unite to form a bank of issue. is the economic recipe for an Individualist Anarchist utopia. Get them to acknowledge that a currency monopoly is at odds with free market philosophy. and if said bank lends its naturally well-known circulating credit… do these loans of the bank’s credit cost the bank anything beyond the salaries of manager and assistants. rent of building.

Workers would be fully compensated for their work at last. LTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE CURRENCIES Although it’s normally illegal. hundreds of alternative local currencies were issued. Adam Smith’s principle of “labour being the true measure of price” would thus come into effect through free competition driving out all usurious components of price.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ eventually remove all forms of usury. It will be interesting to see how governments react to alternative electronic currencies springing up in cyberspace. There are published records of experiments in issuing private currencies by the American Individualist Anarchists (eg True Civilization by Josiah Warren and Mutual Banking by William Greene). The government mostly turned a blind eye unless currencies threatened to cross state lines. During the 1930s depression in America. including “profit”. and of course there are experiments that we don’t know about because of their secrecy. from economic transactions. there have been hundreds of attempts to issue alternative currencies. 136 . The British government suppressed an attempt to distribute lowinterest currency in the American colonies (prior to the revolution) and quashed a similar attempt by Scottish banks – in order to preserve the monopoly of the Bank of England. and not a Marxist or Collectivist in sight. in which case they put a stop to it.

For example. money can be hoarded – temporarily withheld from the market for speculative purposes – without exposing its holder to losses. on the other hand. The most well-known form of this currency was “stamp scrip”. In order to encourage the natural circulation of wealth instead of speculative hoarding. but that it tends to be used as an instrument of power. With money behaving more like real material wealth. Gesell proposed “rusting bank notes” (a metaphor for negative-interest money). 137 . to bring about an “organic reform” of the monetary system. to revalidate it. would result in people receiving the full proceeds of their own labour. Real material goods. Gesell believed that money is fine as a medium of exchange. can’t be hoarded without significant costs – either in the natural deterioration of the goods. This. he argued. and would enable large sections of the population to quit wage slavery and work in an autonomous manner in private and co-operative enterprises. or in the cost of storage. capable of dominating and distorting the market. the distortions in the system caused by hoarding and other forms of usury would be removed. which required a stamp to be affixed to the back of a money note each month.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ STAMP SCRIP In 1891 an Argentinian businessman and economist named Silvio Gesell went one step further than the Individualist Anarchists by proposing a system of negative interest currency.

with 95% being short-term speculation. This resulted in a huge increase in “real wealth” – new houses. THE DIGITAL ECONOMY Apart from the possibility of alternative electronic currencies. with only 10% being speculation. a ski jump. repaved streets. etc. was designed to automatically earn negative interest. The resulting currency. shortly after the dismantling of the gold standard and the Bretton Woods system (which regulated international currencies). most “digital economy” propaganda looks like standard Reaganite or Thatcherite economics disguised by techno-gibberish. Each month its holders had to pay a stamp fee of 1% of the value of the note. But when hundreds of other Austrian towns came up with plans to copy the successful Wörgl scheme. the “digital economy” hasn’t delivered much of revolutionary economic impact. a new bridge. during the depression. a new water system. the central bank panicked because of the threat to its monopoly. 90% of capital transactions had involved the “real economy”. so the mayor of the town printed his own. so people spent the money as fast as possible.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ A successful experiment with Gesell’s theories took place in the Austrian town of Wörgl in 1932. 138 . In fact. ie trade and investment. Wörgl effectively ran out of money. and it soon became illegal to issue alternative currency in Austria. The first electronic money-trading system was opened by Reuters in 1973. Wörgl stamp scrip. By 1995 a staggering reversal had taken place – trade and investment accounted for only 5% of capital transfers. From earliest records up until then.

low investment.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Electronic trading networks have developed a virtual economy in which most of the money is made not through actual investment. we congratulate them on their skill. 139 . they’re labelled as “spongers”. huge profits can be made from a rumour about an indirect effect of a future transaction – but the future transaction doesn’t necessarily have to happen for the profits to be made. When poor people receive modest welfare payments without producing anything of value. By far the biggest profits come from currency speculation. THE TOBIN TAX James Tobin. Short-term financial speculation tends to create economies of high profit. a Nobel laureate economist. but when speculators bleed vast sums from the digital economy. it’s detrimental to the lives of most ordinary people. For example. without producing anything of value. low growth and low wages – in other words. foresaw the detrimental effects of escalating currency speculation during the 1970s. We have some strange notions about the respectability of certain types of income. Very little of this virtual-economy profiteering produces anything of value in the sense of “real wealth” – ie things of real value to human lives. He proposed a small tax on foreign currency transactions that would put “sand in the wheels” of international speculative finance. conjured up by supercomputers which transact fast enough to exploit microfluctuations in exchange rates. and thus help to prevent instability in the global financial system. but through transacting in a sort of abstract wealth.

For example.25 percent. therefore.1 to 0. why hasn’t it already happened?” It’s important to realise that the people making these objections are never convinced by logical reasoning. Silvio Gesell’s concept of negative-interest money was supported by John Maynard Keynes. an estimated $100 – $300 billion per year would be generated. As a result. Or. etc. the Irish government has seriously considered a Basic Income scheme. With the tax set at the very low proposed rate of 0. Supporters of the Tobin Tax say this revenue should be used to tackle world social and environmental problems.8 trillion dollars each day across borders. Only the endorsement by a conventional authority will convince them. advocates of such alternative schemes are likely to be exposed to arguments such as: “if it’s such a great idea. is to quote foreign authorities – European countries in particular seem more open to new economic ideas. For example. depending on the formula used. you can quote intellectual authorities. who said: “I believe that the future will 140 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One big advantage of the Tobin Tax is the amount of revenue it would generate. ECONOMIC “AUTHORITY” Most alternative economic ideas – even those as benign and sensible as the Tobin Tax – have been floating around for decades without being implemented. Currency speculators trade over $1. Belgian and Canadian parliaments have already voted in favour of a Tobin Tax. A good ploy. the French. And it’s interesting to note that the UN and World Bank estimated in 1997 that the cost of removing the worst forms of poverty and providing basic environmental protection would be about $225 billion per year.

would not want to consider such a scheme? If zero-interest currency provides higher wages for workers. other than a total sadist. If you have no authorities to quote. who. quite literally. if a Guaranteed Income costs less than welfare and humiliates recipients less than welfare. why not seriously think about it? If the Tobin Tax can. you can always base your argument on compassion. for the Idler. With a little ingenuity it’s possible to link a Nobel economist to any economic theory. save millions of lives. who would be so inhuman as to complain about the minor impracticality of the idea? Written in Autumn 2002.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ learn more from the spirit of Gesell than from that of Marx”. For example. 141 .

that something important has occurred. Meanwhile. in schizophrenic fashion. When it isn’t issuing prim warnings about TV shows which contain “scenes of a sexual nature”. fully believing in the mass delusion that we’re sexually liberated. from puritanical censorship to overblown sex-obsession. If we ever reach a state in which everyone can enjoy oceans of sensual bliss without the worry of a ticking clock. robotic routine. Perhaps nothing important has happened yet. as if everything of importance has already happened. but if it did occur why does no-one have time to enjoy the erotic side of life? Average working hours increased over the last three decades – which means we have less time than ever to enjoy our bodies. we continue with our tired. There have been attempts to start a sexual revolution – to release us from our humdrum lives of work and worry – but they apparently failed. then maybe we can claim. At any rate. it’s exploiting explicit sexual imagery to boast audience figures. 142 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ SEX ROBOTS Most people think a sexual revolution occurred in the late 20th century. the media lurches. Work-related stress and road rage don’t seem conducive to sensual pleasure. The mainstream intellectual coverage of sex isn’t much better – most of it seems backward-looking. or perhaps society wasn’t ready. finally. Perhaps they were blocked by the authorities. grey.

in one case. One wonders why certain individuals should be singled out for official wrath at a time of ostensible sexual liberalisation. 143 . Centuries ago. book-burning (by order of the US authorities). sexual heretics hid their ideas in occult symbolism and poetry. The more overt forms of the Inquisition have since died out. For that reason. but they are of particular interest here because of their revolutionary socio-sexual theories and the remarkably harsh treatment they received from governments (they were each sent to prison and expelled from countries. Reich was the one who had his books and scientific papers incinerated). but state authorities have always regarded Eros as a threat to “national security”. Perhaps they held the keys to the sexual revolution that never happened. It’s worth taking a look at the ideas of state-persecuted sex-revolutionaries. harassment by government agencies and. Three significant examples come to mind: Osho Rajneesh. These three figures were controversial in many ways. anyone who mentioned eroticism in public risked imprisonment or torture by the Inquisition.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ It’s certainly long overdue. Even in recent decades there have been cases of sexual heretics being treated as “enemies of the state” – including imprisonment. Recently released MI5 files express the sheer horror felt by the British establishment towards the “depravity” of James Joyce and the “open sexuality” of certain Hollywood actresses. Timothy Leary and Wilhelm Reich.

adult domestication and 144 . According to Leary. and that we become too dependent on sex as a route to bliss. festering resentments and wider social problems such as violence all stem from our unhealthy dependence on sex as the only means of blissful release. His solution was for children to learn meditation as a form of pre-sexual self-induced bliss (transcendental masturbation.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Rajneesh. but he also produced some innovative work on imprinting. the imprinting of sex-roles occurs in three stages: adolescence. Rajneesh claimed that sex is usually a person’s first experience of “bliss”. Timothy Leary was famous for psychedelic research. Dysfunctional families. morality. and they saw the transformation of sex as a way to trigger social evolution. according to Rajneesh. Here Rajneesh echoes neurological “imprint” theory – the idea that one’s early sexual experiences “imprint” the nervous system with a “sex-role” which is acted out automatically and repetitively throughout one’s life. we must pay a high social price. This over-dependence. His meditation techniques are intended to immunise against an imprint of heavy dependence. sex-role convention. combined with the social control of sex – through domestication. In order to get bliss through sex. lasting changes in society. so to speak). repression. etc – turns us into socially-controlled sexrobots. economics. one way or another. They wanted to create deep. Leary and Reich each approached sex from the viewpoint of radical sociology. This would reduce the dependency on sex and make the emerging adult sex-role less compulsive.

Edgar Hoover and Pope Paul are the staunchest supporters of family life”.. herd-like behaviour. but the role selected is not necessarily parental.. like Rajneesh. which he says portrays a figure who “rejects or postpones hive-parental responsibility and searches for a new way. someone who spends 40 hours a week in a tedious job. in order to provide “security” for their family. Leary. 145 . teachers. He adds that this represents the “genetic blossom of the successful species. The domesticated adult sex-role is usually imprinted at the start of parenthood. He mentions. Adolescent sex-roles range from wild promiscuity to puritanical renunciation. To quote Leary: “Many non-parental roles are harnessed together in the domesticated society – nurses. It should also be noted that a domesticated adult sex-role doesn’t necessarily imply a “straight” erotic preference – as press reports of the private lives of politicians often demonstrate. That’s an example of a sex-role of “responsibility” and “commitment” within a nuclear family. year after year. including the careful use of psychedelic enhancement. leading to conformist. noticed that most adult sex-roles tend to be robotic. Consider. a higher role”. Leary’s remedy for domesticated sex-roles was experimentation with various forms of self-induced bliss.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ menopause. for example. the medieval tarot card The Hermit. the key to evolution”. Sex-role has wider social implications than erotic preference. He also stressed the “evolutionary” importance of extended adolescence. J. for example.

unlike psychoanalysis. etc. more liberal drug laws.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Wilhelm Reich is less well-known than Leary or Rajneesh. But an equally large group resists such changes. Statistics show that increasingly large numbers of people want fundamental social changes: shorter working hours. Dissolving character armour would free people from rigid socio-sexual imprints. family values. etc. but he had a big influence on the New Age movement. Reich’s method for transforming sex was a form of therapy designed to dissolve “character armour”. Reich believed that the social effect of character armour was “emotional plague” – a term he invented for the all irrational bigotries. and often this would have a completely transforming effect on the personality. in varying degrees. Reich argued that society would remain authoritarian until character armour (ie dysfunctional sexual imprinting) could be reduced in most of the population. everyone brought up in a sexually repressive society. and his writings about “patriarchal capitalism” seem to foreshadow aspects of radical feminism. etc. The hostility of the authorities towards these revolutionary approaches makes sense from a sociological perspective. Reich’s therapy. Character armour is an inhibiting psychological defense mechanism which manifests as chronic “uptight” muscular tension – it affects. fascist tendencies. sense of duty. so prevalent in supposedly “civilised” society. prejudices. These 146 . violence. Those who wish to preserve the status quo fear a perceived “breakdown” in morals. worked directly on the body to dissolve deep-seated muscular and respiratory tensions.

family life. drugs.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ moral anxieties come from individuals with relatively conservative sex-roles. The only kind of “love” and “respect” under threat from a sexual revolution is the kind based on fearful conformity. people would think for themselves. decency. rather than be psychologically terrorised by a set of absolute “rights” and “wrongs” imposed by a group of people with a “moral guardian” sex-role. Morality differs with various types of adult sexrole. The only kind of “family life” under threat is the 147 . It follows that releasing people from sex-role robotry – with the help of therapy. respect. Once you press the “moral outrage” buttons of the domesticated readership. The only kind of “decency” under threat is the kind that’s rigidly defined by paranoid authoritarian types. Morality seems to be a function of the domesticated adult sex-role. They simply equate “moral relativity” with an attack on love. the result is as predictable as pressing the buttons on a mechanical device. Only a total robot could fail to be sceptical about the sentimental notions surrounding so-called “family values”. but the more robotic the sex-role. who tend to monopolise the notion of “morality”. Unfortunately. meditation. etc – would tend to “loosen” morals. De-robotised individuals will question this media hysteria. In other words. etc. Or at least that seems to be the hope of certain tabloids. the more predictable the morals. the conservative media can easily use this concept to stir up hysteria. Children and adolescents don’t create morals.

“duty”. If a sexual revolution succeeded in diminishing the social value placed on domesticated sex-roles. 148 . sensual pleasures of life. An alternative version of this article was published in The Idler. Or perhaps the explanation is simply that most people aren’t ready to lose their domesticated values. many people in authority would get nervous.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ kind that raises children to be too stupid or neurotic to see through the domesticated adults’ hypocritical bullshit. but because we’ll finally have enough time to enjoy the simple. “honour”. Whatever the reason for its postponement. How do you control people if they don’t respond to these values in a pre-programmed. Summer 2002. The values used to motivate people to work like slaves or support bogus wars – “responsibility”. we’re sure to notice when the sexual revolution finally arrives – not because of a sudden flood of porn or a “breakdown” in family life. domesticated way? The understandable reluctance of the authorities to lose robotic control of the domesticated herd perhaps explains why the sexual revolution has been postponed. etc – sound hollow from outside a domesticated sex-role. issue 30.

but most echo Negativland’s Mark Hosler. It’s one thing to feel dismayed at seeing a talented comedian doing a beer commercial. According to advertising critic Leslie Savan. Unlike the other articles in this anthology.” There’s a fine line between concern and paranoia when it comes to the belief in an all-consuming corporate monster. thirst is everything” TV commercial. Ever since Sprite’s “image is nothing. ad agencies have churned out a sort of watered-down anti-consumerism aimed at the youth market. regard it as healthy.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE COMPROMISED ANTI-CONSUMERIST This article was commissioned by a magazine (which will remain nameless) with a high circulation among the London club scene. “some of them are savvy enough to know that the more they sponsor messages that attack [mindless consumerism]. They’re amoebae. who says (in an interview with Savan): “I just don’t know where we can go with our art because they’re just absorbing it. These “anti-advertising” ad campaigns have proven popular with many corporations. but it’s another thing to regard everybody within ten miles of a 149 . author of Children of Chaos. they can constantly take in anything and come off seeming hip” (quoted in Stay Free! magazine). the cooler they seem. magazines and websites. it was never published – the magazine backed out at the last moment and never paid me. The corporate absorption of counterculture ideas is the subject of an increasingly large number of books. like Douglas Rushkoff. Some.

On the surface. Instead of obsessing over corporate strengths. It hardly matters that the lifestyle in question is one of simplicity. Perhaps there are weaknesses in the anti-consumerist message which allow it to be appropriated so easily by corporations. Any approach which advocates an individual lifestyle is obviously fodder for advertisers. the anti-consumerist approach seems reasonably sound: individuals can choose not to buy into a lifestyle which perpetuates the capitalist system and destroys the environment. bottom-up thinking: anti-consumerists believe it’s naive to expect governments or corporations to improve in a top-down way. Like a kung fu master. so as to become less dependent on a regular salary. frugality and environmentalism. a person suspects all liberals and mainstream journalists of working for the Corporate Devil. So. Advertisers have plenty of experience selling those things. if an individual hates working at a particular job. we can use the opponent’s weaknesses to unbalance him. 150 . It might seem reasonable to diagnose paranoia when. Paranoia is not a good strategy. it might be more effective to tune into their weaknesses. But first we must recognise our own weaknesses. Identifying all the ways in which corporations co-opt and corrupt does nothing but reinforce the idea of corporate invincibility. the solution is for that individual to adopt a cheaper.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ corporate logo as suspicious. simpler lifestyle. This is individualistic. for example. Are there any weaknesses in this approach which can be exploited by corporate advertising? Probably – at least at a superficial level.

etc. To put the individualistic. It’s quite difficult to imagine. If you feel underpaid then maybe you should adopt a less expensive lifestyle or find another job” – which. heroic individuals taking a stand and proudly refusing social charity. and the great taste of Pepsi!” Maybe not. state welfare. it’s much easier to imagine anti-consumerist ideas being co-opted because they fall into the American ethos of rugged individualism – of responsible. a European socialist government which implements a generous welfare system. anti-consumerists are part of a broad libertarian tradition which has always been an easy target for advertisers. Now try to imagine an American ad agency co-opting the ideas behind these top-down social policies in order to sell consumer products. is about individuals doing their own thing and taking personal responsibility for their financial situation. 151 . France. The free-market philosophy. is similar to what an anti-consumerist might say. bottom-up approach in perspective. say. which supposedly underlies capitalism. For example. though not impossible: “Social concern.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ At a deeper level it should be recognised that an individualistic. “free-enterprise” entrepreneurs have no faith in governments or top-down solutions. By contrast. Or. bottom-up approach underlies not just anticonsumerism but also free-market economic thinking. Faced with a poverty-stricken employee. Like the anti-consumerists. a capitalist employer would say “your financial situation is your own individual responsibility. In that sense. where a maximum 35 hour working week has been introduced. consider the opposite: a top-down “social” approach. oddly.

was recently asked in a newspaper interview how the anti-consumerist movement could best fight the corporate system. In fact. The problem is that “self-determination” is also part of the ethos of capitalism. For example. from the popular anti-capitalist magazine ZNet. an article called Rotting Away: The Political Economy of Corruption and Decadence. toxic cesspool. much of the language used by anti-consumerists when disapproving of “materialism” and approving of “simplicity” reminds me of Protestant ethics. After all. Ironically. Another potential weakness of anti-consumerists is their moralistic attitude towards the “instant gratification” of consumerism. corrupt. tainted. So it’s difficult to see how preaching “self-determination” is a solution to a capitalist system which has been preaching “self-determination” for years. described modern consumer society as a rotting. Her answer was: “I believe that the most fundamental core belief of this movement is self-determination”. It helps to distinguish valid anti-consumerist arguments – eg environmental. author of No Logo.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One further example will hopefully make this point clear: Naomi Klein. This kind of language sounds very similar to rightwing Protestant Christians condemning “immoral” society. and is a fetish of entrepreneurs. the foundations of the capitalist edifice were built by Protestant industrialists who had a similar disliking of decadence and instant gratification. social and economic – from arbitrary encrustations of moral and spiritual correctness. one person’s “purity” is another person’s “corrup152 . decadent. dirty. She repeated the term “self-determination” a few times as being the best strategy against corporate dominance.

as Savan claims. they’ve incorporated the critique so they can go beyond that. by 153 . They just become bigger and bigger and more powerful. Corporations. Anti-consumerists have a problem with this because bringing on board anything remotely “capitalist” is regarded as “compromising” and “corrupting” rather than co-opting. There is no attempt made to co-opt them. People who inhabit the grey areas – woolly liberals. etc – are automatically seen as the enemy. The critique has to rise to another level and then they’ll incorporate that. describing how corporations co-opt everything (taken from Stay Free! magazine): “We can throw anti-commercial messages at them and they incorporate it and become immune to it. The fact that ad agencies have already started to exploit the popularity of “simplicity” and “purity” should be sufficient evidence of this. mainstream TV producers. They’ve surmounted it. as that would pollute the purity of the anti-corporate ideals. Grey areas are not allowed. Here’s another quote from the advertising critic Leslie Savan. Spiritual judgements are highly subjective and therefore easily appropriated by advertisers. us-and-them terms. then mightn’t it also work for anticonsumerists? “Co-opt” doesn’t mean Adbusters-style parody – it means bringing something onto your own side.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ tion”. This is the result of thinking strictly in black-and-white.” If. co-opting works so well as a tactic for corporations. and therefore rejected.

154 . whereas it now appears finite and corrupt. which gives them a big advantage. There is one other potential flaw in anti-consumerism: lack of consensus over technology. This strand of anti-consumerism can easily be attacked. especially when activists themselves make frequent use of computer technology.” And. anti-wage slavery movement is a bush fire waiting to ignite. pro-pleasure. the main vulnerability of corporations is that they are not vast dunghills of evil. stressedout corporate employees want escape.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ contrast. when taken to a logical conclusion. and thus appear to be fundamentally hypocritical. importantly. express an anti-technology viewpoint – some even advocate a return to a pre-industrial society. Many anti-consumerist arguments. but collections of thousands of individual human beings trapped in bureaucratic monotony. To quote William Blake: “the whole creation will be consumed and appear infinite and holy. CORPORATE WEAKNESSES Now let’s expose the soft underbelly of the corporate empire. are not pursuing ideological purity. Ironically. The pro-leisure. This will come to pass by an improvement of sensual enjoyment. Millions of bored. so they own the grey areas by default. Most of these individuals dislike being wage slaves and see their work as drudgery. by having sufficient leisure time to experience that enjoyment.

So when a couple of marketing consultants (Janine Lopiano-Misdom and Joanne De Luca) publish a book called: “Street Trends: How Today’s Alternative Youth Cultures are Creating Tomorrow’s Mainstream Markets”. they justify their greed and ruthlessness in intellectual terms – usually by a combination of neo-classical economics and Social Darwinism. its increasingly hollowsounding “free-market” rhetoric. popular music. But what if these convenient intellectual theories were widely discredited? What if a popular philosophical revolution kicked away all the respectable intellectual justifications for greed? The corporate world’s biggest weakness is its phony intellectual self-justification. religion. psychology. but they’re probably not James Bond-type megalomaniac villians. It’s no longer just political dissidents who sneer at market economics – everybody is starting to sneer. If youth culture reflects artistic and intellec- 155 . Many contemporary movements in science. They have human weaknesses such as vanity. And in order to be respected. Even billionaire capitalists like George Soros criticise the logic of the corporate economic worldview (which Soros calls “market fundamentalism”). literature. which means they want to be liked and respected. sociology and philosophy are opposed to market fundamentalism. art. there’s no reason to be paranoid about “co-opting”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ But what about the corporate chiefs? The tiny minority of humans who head corporations are rich and powerful. and this trend is seeping into popular culture – especially youth culture.

Morbid obsession with corporate power is self-defeating and depressing.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ tual innovation. then even watered-down. co-opted youth culture can undermine corporate fundamentalism in unpredictable ways. Their own stupidity will ultimately undermine them. 156 . anti-consumerism. Corporations may be huge and wealthy. Valid intellectual dissent is never really “co-opted”. Written in January 2001. but they’re also stupid. SUMMARY/CONCLUSIONS Paranoia is not a good strategy – it turns you into an eternal victim. it functions as a Trojan Horse when corporations try to “absorb” it. Meanwhile. If anything. has flaws that can easily be exploited by advertisers and corporate PR agencies. in its current forms.

but an increasing number of UK companies use a test designed to identify candidates who are too smart. office administration. security guards. otherwise their employers won’t profit. If large numbers of intelligent people are forced into tedious jobs. Employers who use the Wonderlic test take the threat of over-intelligent workers very seriously. because there’s no way that intelligent people would tolerate 40 hours of tedious monotony every week. the frustration they feel must be managed and contained. After herding people into office 157 . If too bright. etc. The corporate world seems fully aware that most jobs require relatively low intelligence. It follows that full employment – the holy grail of conservative politicians – would require low intelligence in most of the population. The majority of jobs being created seem to be low-paid and soul-destroying: telesales. The idea behind the Wonderlic Personnel Test is that people can be too stupid or too bright for a job.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OFFICE RAT MAZE Intelligence tests are often used by employers to weed out brainless job candidates. many US police force job applicants have been rejected for scoring too highly in the test (one applicant sued in federal court for unfair disqualification). they might become bored and leave. But the only guaranteed way to achieve this is mass lobotomy. High intelligence is seen as a hindrance. The extensive use of the Wonderlic test (it’s the world’s most widely used employee intelligence test) has a sinister implication. For example. or they might spread a mood of frustration and disenchantment throughout the workplace.

In the early 1900s. Behaviourism treated humans like rats in a maze.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ buildings. measurable worker behaviour. time and motion studies emphasised observable. but had as much to do with the feelings and perceptions of workers. Captains of industry have forever been on the lookout for ways to increase management control of worker productivity. in activities which insult their intelligence? It seems like a huge management problem. a scientific management approach was taking hold in industry – for example. Scientific management was also criticised: studies conducted in the 1930s showed that worker productivity was not determined entirely by the workplace. To an extent. mechanistic view of people. how do you keep them productive. The job of both the psychologist and the manager was to manipulate the human environment to produce the desired results. Subjective mental states like happiness or boredom were dismissed as irrelevant to the scientific process. and it wasn’t too long before Gestalt psychologists challenged this reductionist. industry has always had this problem. 158 . One branch of psychology in particular has provided important advances in management control. week after week. At the same time. in particular. behaviourism revolutionised psychology by focusing entirely on objectively measurable human responses to stimuli. has been a happy hunting ground for company bosses wanting to maximise performance and discipline. Modern psychology.

Skinner. some job roles require us to behave in an “out of character” way. 159 . largely due to the work of B. self-loathing ennui. behaviourism remains the favourite approach of those who like to be in control. embarrassing and stressful. In spite of occasional management trends towards a warmer. And we shouldn’t be fooled by company PR about sensitivity to the feelings of employees.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ During the 1950s. behaviourism became popular again. but with no distractions available. etc). After a lot of experimenting on rats and pigeons. We normally escape the discomfort of cognitive dissonance by distracting ourselves (get a coffee. we experience a kind of restless. read a newspaper. Cognitive dissonance is a term for what happens when we think or act in ways which contradict our self-image. Skinner’s advanced conditioning techniques found their way into industry by way of organisational behaviour modification and contingency management. This can be uncomfortable. which sheds light on the peculiar psychological torture experienced by many office workers.F. Modern office technology provides managers with the ultimate behaviourist tool: continuous remote monitoring of employee activity. There’s nowhere to hide anymore. Skinner made some important advances on classical Pavlovian conditioning (he developed the concept of “operant conditioning”). etc). more humanistic approach (consideration of the needs and goals of individuals. Another relevant area of psychology is cognitive dissonance. For example.

Consequently. Dissonance is the mysterious factor which turns boredom into a major health hazard. reporting that everything is fine when it isn’t. If you join the army with an expectation of remaining aloof from the military mentality. rational and professional. we underestimate the role of social setting in influencing our behaviour. etc. boredom). corporate-speak. telling lies. subtly redirecting blame. employee pettiness and chronic boredom. expecting to escape office politics. then you’re in for a nasty shock. employees often do irrational things.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Office jobs supply the two main ingredients of mental agony: cognitive dissonance and prolonged monotony. making dubious excuses. acting evasively. feeling intense resentment over trivial matters. This diabolical combination is probably the biggest source of psychological suffering on the planet. We regard personal identity as something unchangeable and absolute – a view which ignores the whole of modern psychology. decent. is going to have a hard time coming to terms with their own behaviour in that environment. If you spend a lot of time in the same social setting. politics. Due to the nature of modern workplaces (authority hierarchies. self-contained beings. Anyone starting an office job. tangled communication. leading to vast amounts of stress. 160 . it’s eventually going to get to you. Individualistic westerners are particularly prone to cognitive dissonance because of our need to see ourselves as stable. For example: concealing what they’re doing from their boss. Obviously this kind of behaviour doesn’t fit the beliefs we have about ourselves as essentially good.

more dissonance arises: “I am a free person – I cannot escape this situation”. discomfort and impotence. which is even more undignified. Together. pointless job (ie a fairly typical job) suffers the crippling cognitive dissonance of: “I am intelligent – most of my days are spent in meaningless stupidity”. The only real escape from this torture is to quit your job. Behaviourism describes the external control: the supply or withdrawal of money and social status. Most people would want to see slavery reduced rather than extended. But that means making excuses. Then there’d be no confusion about our slave-identities. We’re rats in a behaviourist maze. A smart person with a boring. At most.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ How can you come to terms with your pathetic employee-persona if you see yourself as basically honest and dignified? The only way to deal with your “out of character” behaviour is to justify and rationalise it. they have an economic dilemma: continue the job or suffer the humiliation of welfare. Cognitive dissonance describes the inner state of mind: confusion. If there is no choice but to continue the job (due to money needs and a harsh labour market). At 161 . Most companies promote the idea of freedom with endless corporate jargon about “choice” and “opportunity”. Cognitive dissonance could be dispersed if we replaced the word “employee” with “slave”. This is a crude attempt to hide the fact that employees have no free choice. they contain the potentially vast social discontent resulting from compulsory full employment. Full “employment” would be recognised as full slavery.

162 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ that point there would probably be a social consensus to dismantle the behaviourist mechanisms that keep us enslaved. Winter 2001/2. This article was first published in The Idler. issue 29.

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A few years ago there was a minor public outcry when the BBC admitted to spending millions on the evening news’ opening graphics. These 10 second bursts of visual expensiveness were apparently intended to convey a sense of importance, authority and restrained urgency, so the viewers at home would sit up and pay attention. Judging from this ultra-high spending, TV bosses are anxious to have their news programmes taken seriously. This has led to a presentation of the news which, in its fanfare and gloss, is similar to professionally staged business seminars and political conferences. Unlike those events, however, TV news isn’t meant to be about persuading, hypnotising or dazzling an audience – so why spend millions on its presentation? Well, for one thing it costs money to create a convincing illusion. The news presents one of the most impressive magic tricks since the Emperor’s New Clothes. The illusion is of a serious, businesslike, adult world – economics, politics, stock market indexes and inflation rates – full of “experts” and presided over by “The Authorities”. Naturally we feel powerless as individuals to influence this world since it can be accessed only on TV. The slick presentation of the illusion – immaculate suits, gleaming studios, intimidating presenters and those costly visuals – has the effect of reducing most (relatively shabby) viewers to a state of infantile awe and low self-esteem. This news world is built on “conventional wisdom” – ie “adult” assumptions and clichés which can’t be questioned, because to do so would be an admission of foolishness or childlike innocence. Presenters and pundits
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obviously like to be seen as authoritative, so they tend to fall back on safe assumptions rather than explore unknown areas and risk looking naive. Unfortunately, it’s precisely this lack of naivety and innocence which leads to the stagnation of media debate. These childlike qualities are valuable – they have the potential to embarrass the “experts” and expose the banality behind the adult gloss. For example, a child might ask: “why is Daddy always so tired and sad when he comes home from work?”. As far as I know, no economics pundit has ever provided a satisfactory answer to that question. Taking such “childish” questions as an inspiring starting point, I’ve compiled my own list of “naive” questions and “foolish” answers which I’d like to see featured on a serious news or current affairs show: Naive Question: Is school education a good thing? Foolish Answer: Yes. It’s producing exactly what society needs: economically frightened clones ready to slot straight into low-paid menial jobs. Naive Question: Do we have to be tough on crime? Foolish Answer: Without crime there’d be no need for police, lawyers, courts or prisons. That would mean mass unemployment and the end of society as we know it. The “tough on crime” policy is okay as long as it doesn’t reduce crime. Naive Question: Does advertising make any sense? Foolish Answer: The huge number of car commercials on TV makes no sense at all. How can the UK market for new cars be big enough to justify that amount of adver164

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tising? It’s not as if everyone can afford a new car – most people have trouble paying their electricity bills. The saturation advertising for Amoy noodles is similarly puzzling. Naive Question: Is the “free market” a good thing? Foolish Answer: Many people claim the existing system is not a “free market” but “Monopoly Capitalism” based on protection rackets (eg land ownership) and usury (eg banking). This apparently goes back to the Bronze Age, when spear-wielding thugs extracted rent from peaceful settlements. These thugs were the first land “owners” (and the first land “lords”, barons and kings). The people they exploited and turned into slaves were the true wealth creators – they grew the food, raised the livestock, made the tools and built the dwellings. Naive Question: Why do adherents of the “free market” support the BBC? Foolish Answer: The market can be trusted to provide our water, food, transport, electricity, gas, communications and refuse disposal, but it can’t be trusted to provide our television programmes. We need the BBC for that.

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Naive Question: Why does the BBC compete for viewers? Foolish Answer: It seems that the BBC is pretending to be part of the competitive market, possibly to disguise the fact that, with its public hand-out funding, it’s essentially the country’s largest welfare recipient. Naive Question: The BBC allegedly employs 2000 journalists. What do they all do? Foolish Answer: That will probably remain a mystery. Naive Question: Is crime the biggest concern people have? Foolish Answer: Statistically, people are more concerned about their dentist appointments than about crime. Naive Question: If TV reflects real-life concerns, why do crime shows outnumber dentistry shows by a thousand to one? Foolish Answer: Exactly! And why do TV shows never feature landlords or bankers? Naive Question: Nobody seems to care when neighbours’ burglar alarms go off. Would it help to restore our sense of civic duty if the alarms had a louder, more piercing sound? Foolish Answer: Research indicates there would be an increase in violent incidents due to noise-related stress. Naive Question: Is food safe? Foolish Answer: If manufacturers can’t prevent traces of nuts getting into food, then what other contaminants can get in? To restore public faith in the honesty of the food producers, warning labels should be extended to say: “may contain traces of nuts, rat faeces, rat urine,
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human skin.” Naive Question: Should we teach children to be competitive (putting self first). bionic limbs. 167 . Naive Question: Are money makers the real heroes of society? Foolish Answer: “Making money” shouldn’t be confused with “creating wealth”. human hair. whereas money is just numbers in a database.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ rat parts. But otherwise they’re friendly. etc) are penniless. Then we should teach them the importance of behavioural consistency. Real wealth is what supports and enhances human life. like in the adverts? Foolish Answer: Banks make large profits from “unauthorised overdraft” charges. or to be considerate (putting others first)? Foolish Answer: Both. mothers. live insects. and many money makers are useless bloodsuckers. etc). fingernails and assorted dormant and active bacteria of known and unknown origin. But they tell us not to go overdrawn or pay late. So they’re fucking with our heads while they rob us blind. dead insects. It’s not considered cheating to enhance performance with anything worn or surgically implanted (muscle grafts. Credit card companies make large profits from “late payment” fees. human effluvia. Many wealth creators (inventors. Naive Question: Are banks friendly. toenails. Naive Question: Is it really cheating if athletes use performance-enhancing substances? Foolish Answer: Only if the substances are ingested. organ transplants. artists.

health and fitness.000 jobs which otherwise wouldn’t exist. Or to quote Henry Hazlitt: “Hitler provided full employment.000. than work in telesales. flushing creative potential down the economic toilet. so a politician can tell the country how prudent he is. Watch out for forthcoming name changes: Bran Flakes to “Nice ’n’ Regular” and Frosties to “Blood-Glucose Boost”. and has created 50. Prisons and chain gangs have full employment. That means each job created cost the taxpayer £100.” Naive Question: How much does it cost to create a job? Foolish Answer: The New Deal cost over £5bn. and humiliates less. “Just Right” and “Advantage”)? Foolish Answer: Because marketing consultants determined that 51% of cereal consumers have anal fixations about diet. why are corporate employees working longer hours? Foolish Answer: Because they’re slaves. “Perfect Balance”. 168 . Naive Question: If labour-saving technology is getting better and cheaper.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Naive Question: Why have breakfast cereals adopted sensible names (eg “Sustain”. Naive Question: Is there anything bad about full employment? Foolish Answer: Not if you’re happy to condemn half the population to minimum-wage slavery. Naive Question: Why are there so many beggars in a booming economy like Britain? Foolish Answer: It pays more. Coercion can always provide full employment.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Naive Question: Is it true that hard work never hurt anybody? Foolish Answer: According to a government report (Mental Health & Stress in the Workplace). The amount spent on pensions is increasing because the population is getting older. Roughly half of that goes on pensions. captive labour. They’re quite happy to see everybody else (particularly the less well off) be regulated and controlled. Naive Question: Why is welfare spending so high? Foolish Answer: The total yearly UK welfare budget is £99bn. working over 48hrs per week doubles the risk of coronary heart disease. Naive Question: Why do successful business people want less regulation and smaller government? Foolish Answer: Ironically. big business depends on a complex legal framework and a powerful state apparatus (to enforce the laws under which businesses and lawyers prosper). where the government is powerful enough to fill the prisons with millions of relatively harmless people who are then available to corporations as cheap. unemployment is “low”. Naive Question: Is unemployment high or low at the moment? Foolish Answer: When governments talk about their performance in managing the economy. But when they talk of “cracking down on dependency culture” or “getting tough on the workshy”. unemployment is “high”. Many business people love the US system. Business people don’t really want less regulation and smaller government – they just want less state interference in their own activities. Only £5bn is spent annually 169 .

The amount spent on unemployment decreased by £1bn over the last year. they can take jobs in telesales or supermarket trolley shepherding. This article was first published in The Idler. yet there is widespread poverty amongst old people.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ on unemployment benefits. As a cost comparison. Naive Question: Who really wants strong leaders? Foolish Answer: Only sexually repressed people want strong leaders (according to psychologists). Winter 2000/1. There’s no excuse for laziness and dependence – if they can use a phone or walk a dog. issue 27. Naive Question: Why should people get pensions? Foolish Answer: The cost of state pensions is huge. bear in mind that a new British-US fighter plane has a development price-tag of £250bn. 170 . Many elderly people are able-bodied. so let’s put them to work.

the managers know this – that’s why they’re afraid. communicates utopian “higher expectations”. since things can always be worse than they are. The complainers. the unrealistic deadlines. Deep down. as expressed in 171 . for less pay. This is the medieval logic of “lower expectations”: no complaint is valid. Company executives are fond of talk about “vision”. The “lower expectations” culture – working longer. the team-bonding horseshit. represent the future. The pointless meetings. and that dissent should not be buried. is conspicuously absent from corporate PR. it’s automatically dismissed or frowned upon. and we should always be grateful.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ RIGHT TO MOAN Office work brings out the complainer in me. Most company managers. authoritarian regimes and modern corporations. unfortunately. Complaining is taboo in backward societies. Most well-informed people understand that complaints have a positive social function. Employee discontent should be treated as a valuable resource. are prejudiced against complainers – they think we should be more grateful. the long hours and lack of time off – all fuel for my endless carping and growing resentment. but the real vision is in employee disgruntlement. etc – though encouraged in every corporate slave galley. The PR imagery. The reflex management response to staff disgruntlement is: “you should be glad you have a job”. you see. Their prejudice is due to a fear of what we represent: the inevitable collapse of the corporate management worldview. and being grateful. in fact. whereas those favoured by management – the grateful and obedient – belong to a sinking past. Instead.

stress and overwork”. high-tech perspectives and futuristic management buzzwords. and workers are still treated as insectoid units of productivity. The Guardian quoted a London School of Economics researcher as saying. and ignore rumours of discontent. but “business leaders” and politicians have no plans to change the situation. The Company directors believe their own PR. In November. The reality is thousands of workers packed together in giant sheds. traffic-jam work culture looks more like hell than utopia. 1999. “now even better”. But behind the executive vanity and PR cosmetics. Protesters were particularly unhappy with the threat of disciplinary action against workers failing to complete calls within 285 seconds. centralised production hives. etc. TV commercials give a false picture of call centres – they show relaxed employees taking customer calls in pleasant surroundings. impossible targets. “the possibilities for monitoring behaviour and measuring output in call centres is amazing to behold – the tyranny of the assembly line is but a Sunday school picnic compared with the control that management can exercise in computer telephony”. Desks are still lined up in rows. call centre workers held a nationwide strike in protest against “a 19th century management style. Workplaces are still bleak. The high-pressure. industrial-age hierarchical bureaucracies and Fordist production-line methods continue to operate.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ slogans such as “we’re aiming higher”. “the future is bright”. Their boardrooms are cheerful places – full of optimistic talk. relentlessly answering 172 .

One far-sighted solution. This lets the government off the hook. Malthus’s forecast of ongoing scarcity. and dodges important questions such as: “must we always travel to work?”.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ telephone calls to predetermined scripts. Fuller argued that the dominant economic worldview – that of “not enough to go around for everyone” – is seriously flawed. In 1798. As we zoom into a bright new future. traffic congestion and parking space are becoming difficult problems. Buckminster Fuller. the famous utopian polymath. and: “must we always work?” A nationwide survey revealed that 60 percent of workers see their work as being of no use to society – so why not pay people to stay at home enjoying themselves? Think of all the public benefits – less traffic. lower medical costs and more people enjoying life. The usual argument against utopian social policy is economic rectitude – that. poverty was inevitable for the majority of humanity. The term “sweatshop” comes to mind. Visits to the lavatory are rationed and monitored. as a society. One of the software packages commonly used by call centre managers is marketed as “Total Control Made Easy”. less stress. hardship and starvation had an enormous impact on economists and 173 . devised by leading government thinkers. is to advise employees to give each other lifts to work. Thomas Malthus predicted that since world population was growing faster than known resources. we can’t afford it. claimed that this economic argument is just a convenient excuse for government and corporate apathy. due to being based on outdated inventories of world resources. less pollution.

If there isn’t enough to go around. For many years. is accelerating faster than population growth and is removing scarcity from the planet. Of course. weighing a fraction of a ton. not politicians or the well-off. etc.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ politicians. This process of “more from less”. it’s always the poor people who make the sacrifices. Understandably. Current inventories of world resources show overwhelming abundance of sustainable life-enhancing wealth – enough to maintain a high living 174 . Malthusianism shames the poor into accepting their situation with stoic resignation. Fuller spent much of his life challenging the Malthusian notion of “not enough to go around”. “tighten our belts”. rather than raising their expectations. Malthus was very popular with the ruling classes. Malthus was later discredited – his forecast was incorrect – but his gloomy influence left economics with a nickname: “the dismal science”. Over the last few decades. Fuller claimed that the Malthusian ideology of “lower expectations” still pervades mainstream politics and economics. “cut back”. then you should be grateful for what you already have. Fuller’s claims have been scientifically vindicated.000 tons of transatlantic cable that it replaces and outperforms. with the 75. Politicians continue to remind us that we must “make sacrifices”. his prediction was cited as a reason not to give welfare to the poor – all attempts to remove poverty were seen as futile. For example. He documented the technological trend of extracting more and more lifesupporting wealth from less and less raw material. he compared a modern communications satellite. he said.

“to make the world work for 100 percent of humanity in the shortest possible time through spontaneous cooperation without ecological offense or the disadvantage of anyone. back in bureaucratsville. Our reflexes have been conditioned to dismiss ‘utopia’ as synonymous with the ‘unrealistic’ or ‘impossible’. as he saw it. 175 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ standard for every person on the planet. Most people suspect as much when they hear that. Humanity’s real mission. Scarcity now has to be artificially induced to preserve an obsolete system of “haves” and “have-nots”. Only ten years ago the more-with-less technology reached the point where this could be done. Corporations see technology as just another way to gain competitive advantage. Fuller regarded the “us versus them” paranoid-competitive business world as a highly destructive combination of Malthus and Social Darwinism. friendly gloss on all this.” In 1980. for decades. governments have been paying farmers not to grow food.” Meanwhile. Business people think they have the “bottom line” in hard-nosed realism: it’s a brutal world and we must all compete for survival by pecking each other to death like ducks. but. was not to fight competitors. so the consumers don’t die of fright before they get a chance to buy the products. Fuller’s message is yet to be heard. Fuller asserted his confidence in the practical realisation of this utopian vision: “For the first time in history it is now possible to take care of everybody at a higher standard of living than any have ever known. And the function of advertising and PR is to put a warm. All humanity now has the option to become enduringly successful.

this seems to be a slow process.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Fortunately. issue 26. are still at war with each other. humans have a habit of trying all the stupid approaches before hitting on the intelligent ones. Perhaps. Charles HampdenTurner. pushing competition to its own boundaries” – a notion very much in tune with what Fuller was saying half a century ago. Unfortunately. notes that “we. This article was first published in The Idler. in The Seven Cultures of Capitalism. a minority of economic commentators are starting to echo Fuller’s arguments. as they may be our best hope. the dissenters – should be honoured. which spreads outward. fighting for scraps of wealth in a scarcity contrived by our own beliefs.” Hampden-Turner then suggests that we redefine capitalism as “a function of evolving co-operation. in the English-speaking economies. as Fuller claimed. 176 . Summer 2000. with a time-lag of decades or centuries before stupidity is acknowledged. Those who plan to accelerate this process – the complainers.

4 While banks and credit companies make record profits from criminally misleading promotions. some people do use credit to fund greedy lifestyles. edited version of this article was published in Sleaze magazine (formerly Sleaze Nation). but often misleading. The government doesn’t want you to think about this.1 Politicians want us to believe this is due to irresponsible spendthrifts abusing easy credit. but according to recent research at least one in five people in Britain resorts to debt to cover basic living costs. not them. Britons spend nearly three times more on their credit cards than the rest of the EU put together. they’re quick to lecture us on responsibility. The nation’s credit card bill has increased by 76 percent since 1998.3 Part of this increase is due to highly seductive. In other words. 177 . one in five credit card ads breaks the law – usually involving misleading information on interest charges. Their PR dovetails with that of lying politicians. According to the Office of Fair Trading. painting a picture of an economy compromised only by feckless consumers who exploit and abuse the system. with politically sensitive issues such as student loans in the news.000. credit card advertising. excluding mortgages. but overall spiralling debt has more to do with Britain’s low-wage culture and high poverty level. The average debt per UK household is around £7. June 2004.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ DEBT CULT A shortened. the problem is you.2 Of course.

since after six years the record of your bankruptcy is removed from your credit file. but if you can get away with it. on average. with tens of thousands of pounds of debt. Don’t allow them to lay a guilt trip on you. Don’t let them dictate your “moral” or “responsible” options. Extreme though it sounds. their best option is to declare themselves bankrupt. The Guardian recently quoted an independent financial adviser as saying: “If you want to bum around for the rest of your life. you might get away with offering a lump sum settlement of much less than the total amount you owe. leaving them with a “clean slate”. Ask not if it’s “responsible”. Once that’s clear. With unsecured debts.5 But that might be overstating things. the threats are relatively toothless. Depending on the amount of debt. it may not be cost-effective for them to pursue you. expect to receive threatening letters. then bankruptcy might not be such a bad idea. They will screw you without a second thought – you owe them nothing ethically. personal bankruptcy and fleeing the country are valid options for escaping debt. If you default on a debt. Several UK students have already decided that.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The first thing to remember if you’re in debt is don’t swallow their lies. But if you ever want to settle down and buy a house. especially if you’ve left the country. Since. only a small proportion of bad credit card debt is recovered by creditors. 178 . then you would have a lot of trouble getting a mortgage or any other sort of credit”. including walking away from your debts. you’re free to consider all options.

Remember the main reason for spiralling debt – Britain’s low-wage culture. Given the entrenched corporate propaganda on the “success” of the so-called free market. one in five households are in debt to water companies. bailiffs. To avoid being scared. etc. Find out from internet newsgroups what people in similar circumstances have done to escape debt. The only worthwhile advice applicable to all cases of personal debt is: lose your naivety concerning the role of debt in the economic system.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ You may be threatened with a county court judgement (CCJ). research CCJs. and one in twenty have had their phone cut off. Unless the government fails to read its own reports. Don’t let them frighten you. individual voluntary arrangements (IVAs) and anything else that might affect you. walking possession orders. According to the National Consumer Council. this will need explaining. one in seven can’t afford their energy bills. provided they haven’t been inside before. Despite what they might tell you. than in the 179 . it already knows the truth: that one in five UK households lives on a poverty-level income. Creditors rely on scare tactics. Avoid companies selling “debt management services”. Consider yourself naive if you think you live in a free market economy. bailiffs. You’ll then be less likely to succumb to the stigma and humiliation of financial “failure” – you’ll be less easily pushed around. in real terms.7 Wages at the lower end of the market are less now.6 It seems doubtful these people are sacrificing basic necessities to fund spending sprees. bailiffs aren’t allowed to force their way into your home.

of course – for example. This is central to the personal debt problem. Debt is disguised poverty. But this simply diverts us from the real problem: a financecapital system masquerading as a “free market”. 180 . This seems to contradict the media image of contemporary Britain as full of affluent yuppies – until you realise the media image reflects how credit enables us to appear affluent even in hardship. As usual.000 or more fail to clear their credit card debts each month or have other unsecured debts. The truly affluent get into debt. is educating people to handle their finances more responsibly.9 The low-paid and unemployed are worst hit. the authorities blame anything but the system. the cost of credit would fall to the level needed only to administer it (well below 1 percent). The identification of capitalism with “free enterprise” is about as accurate as identifying a sweatshop with a stroll in the park. we’re told. whose primary function is to benefit the rich. with ominous social problems. because if competition were allowed in the distribution of alternative currencies. The existing capitalist system does not – the legally enforced money-issuing monopoly (Bank of England) keeps interest at an artificially high level. while putting everyone else in debt. often falling prey to loan sharks or “debt consolidation” firms. A real “free market” would allow alternative currencies. then they blame consumers’ financial illiteracy.8 But the percentage of people in debt gets higher as you move down the income scale. The solution. 48 percent of people earning £60.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 1970s. First they blame consumer irresponsibility. too.

so parents feel like failures if they don’t conform. Yet we’re supposed to believe there’s not enough money to fund the level of education 181 . Student loans are another example of the gross mismanagement of the country’s finances. Britain’s overall wealth continues to grow. So people choose the “responsible” option of going further into debt. Alan Greenspan. The people who run the economy see this as a good thing. It’s often targeted at children. making us anything but “free”. PFIs are the ultimate in irresponsible “pay later” funding – Private Eye magazine recently compared them to “taking out a mortgage on a credit card”. Debt makes us financially insecure. as they keep inflation low (by being too scared to risk asking for wage increases). due to advancing technology. prisons.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ The high level of interest we pay is a monopoly-charge – a forced “tribute” to usurers – it has nothing to do with a free market. Then the government lectures us on the irresponsibility of “buy now. etc. etc. rises in productivity. You can’t afford to be choosy about jobs if you’re in debt.10 Saturation advertising increases our insecurities by exerting enormous psychological pressure. This is the same government that embraced the Private Finance Initiative (PFI) as a way to fund hospitals. pay later”. Debt functions in this system as a social control mechanism.11 Politicians are the last people to tell us how we should run our finances. was reported as saying that insecure workers are good for the economy. roads. The message is that depriving your children is more irresponsible than buying on credit. US Federal Reserve chair.

not Marx – worth remembering whenever defenders of the existing system try to pigeonhole its critics as communists. Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations. The Guardian estimated that Britain loses £85 billion per year in corporate tax avoidance – more than enough to pay the country’s higher education costs without a single student going into debt. warned that whenever merchants meet they tend to conspire against the general public. Most of the country’s wealth is sucked up by big business and never returns as tax revenue. It’s no coincidence that record bank profits are announced at the same time as record household debt. Given this structural role of debt. Proportional to growth in national wealth. Britain could afford to vastly expand higher education without burdening students with debt. it maintains the status quo. it’s remarkable that anyone would feel like a failure for going into debt – or feel irresponsible for walking away from a debt. the monopolisation of wealth by a small minority. The free-market bible. The problem isn’t lack of money. Personal debt isn’t just big business – it’s central to the system. But such is the insidious power of corporate propaganda.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ that corporate Britain requires. This is partly due to the remarkable ability of large corporations to utilise offshore tax havens and tax loopholes.12 Do you ever get the feeling you’re being ripped off? You’re not paranoid – you really are being ripped off. 182 . This is Adam Smith. It also warned that monopolies distort the market so that it’s no longer free. Don’t swallow this lie.

(10) US Congressional testimony. September 2003. (3) Evening News. (2) KPMG survey.uk. quoted by Press Association. 183 . December 2003 (2001/2002 figures). 12/4/02. Edinburgh. Autumn 2003. (8) creditaction.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ References: (1) Bank of England. 26/2/1997. Quarterly Bulletin. (4) Ibid. (12) The Guardian. (6) National Consumer Council report. (11) Private Eye.org. (9) Ibid. 11/8/03. 19/3/04. 30/3/04. (5) Guardian Money. 17/3/04. 2/9/03. (7) Joseph Rowntree Foundation report.

meaning those who unwittingly end up serving the purposes of others. after resting for a year. more than 10 percent of the population suffer from a neurotic anxiety disorder1. useful idiots can be identified by their claim to like their jobs. Financial anxiety turns most of us into “useful idiots”. If that sounds like an exaggeration. In the everyday world of tedious wage-slavery. We’re living in an anxiety culture and we’re driven by fear. Vast quantities of tranquillisers and anti-depressants are prescribed in the UK – eighty million prescriptions in 184 . and over-using words like “opportunity” and “challenge. This involved hiding all my real motivations and feelings.” The interviewer seemed convinced that I was there out of free choice and enthusiasm. take a look at some figures. rather than financial dilemma and survival anxiety. but my money had run out so it looked like I had no choice. The prospect of going back into the corporate world filled me with dread. affecting 7 percent of people. When so many people seem to enjoy being economic slaves. The most common problem is a mixed anxiety and depressive disorder.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ANXIETY ATTACK Recently. According to a recent major survey commissioned by the government. a term used by the intelligence community. one begins to suspect something beyond deluded sentimentality – something sinister and pathological. while still believing in their own freedom and autonomy. I got the job after a successful act of deception at the job interview. I prepared myself to return to work for a large bureaucratic company. or at least pretend to.

Anxious people make good consumers – they tend to eat and drink compulsively. TV. Fifty four percent fret over inadequate income3. This statistical picture seems at odds with the grinning. security systems. There are strong vested interests in keeping public anxiety at a high level. but the effect. Forty three percent have problems sleeping because of work worries. is to emotionally sensitise social comparison. etc) and more external buttressing of their fragile self-image through lifestyle products and status symbols. not even the marketers themselves – a recent survey shows advertising executives to be “plagued by self-doubt and insecurity”4. and so on. need more distractions (newspapers. self-assured yuppie reality beamed into our living rooms during commercial breaks. Insurance companies and the whole financial services industry make billions from our financial insecurities. The advertisers portray a world where all normal people drive expensive new cars and smile perpetually. private health care. and rapidly rising since2. mobile phones. so people feel humiliated driving old cars. Studies show that people are more suggestible and compliant when anxious.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ 1994. No one is really immune from these social-comparison anxieties. The message is: good sex-bonding is available only to those who live like this. deodorant. alarms. through repetition. The unsubtle targeting of our fears is evident in adverts for vehicle recovery services. The use of sex in advertising may seem crude and obvious. chewing gum. Employers benefit if the workers fear losing their jobs – fearful people are less likely to complain or rebel. Sixty percent of employees suffer from feelings of insecurity and anxiety. for example. Politicians quote “public fears” as justifi185 .. cars.

Sun. They all refused to be interviewed5. The overall murder rate (all ages) is the same now as it was in 1857 (roughly 13 per million of the population per year)7. Over the last 25 years there has been no increase in child murder by strangers. Daily and Sunday Express. In a recent MORI poll. murdering every passing child. Without necessarily implying any large conspiracy.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ cation for more freedom-eroding legislation. 186 . rather than the institutions which make the laws. a Channel 4 documentary on crime. No. it’s true to say that anxiety can be induced in a population by constantly focusing on the threat of crime in an exaggerated way. the makers of Frontline. to ask how they justified their sensationalised crime coverage. Today. Between 1983 and 1993. This has the ‘advantage’ of directing fear towards ‘bad’ individuals who break the law. The news headlines often give the impression of paedophiles or killers on every street corner. In 1995. The official statistics present a much different picture. that wasn’t a misprint – five – check it out. People and Star. according to Home Office figures6. You can probably think of many more examples. Daily Mirror. governments and corporations gladly reap the harvests of high public anxiety. on average only five children were murdered by strangers each year in England and Wales. Most child homicides are in fact committed by the parents. In a word. Insecure populations show a tendency to elect authoritarian governments. half of those questioned believed that tabloid newspapers have a vested interest in making people more afraid of crime. requested interviews with the editors of the Daily Mail.

Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Unfortunately. economically frightened clones. do I assist or mind my own business? Some school teachers were recently reported to be in difficulty deciding whether to apply sun-protection lotion to young children. We receive a thorough ‘anxiety conditioning’. like water to fish. A third of elderly women fear going outside. Statistically. will the woman ahead think I’m stalking her? If I see a child in distress. although the less sentimentally inclined may prefer to call it neurosis. before we can develop any intellectual defences. rather than external events. On one hand there was the risk of skin cancer. the climate of fear being created is out of all proportion to the real threat of crime for most people. Welcome to anxiety society. We’re immersed in fearinducing belief systems. they seem common. One effect of our over-stimulated fear of crime is increased paranoia and suspicion. 187 . but it’s invisible to us. Most anxiety results from what we’ve been thinking. Unfortunately. which is our real childhood education. and on the other the risk of child sex-abuse accusation. Children are also exposed daily to the anxious thoughts of their parents – generally known as “parental concern”. but only one in 4000 will be assaulted8. Schools are factories for turning carefree souls into obedient. If I take a stroll through the park. many people believe the crime hype. Meanwhile. the elderly and young children are the groups least at risk from attack — but because the newspapers cover all violent crimes involving the young and the very old. exposure to these fearful beliefs starts in early childhood.

This is regarded as perfectly normal in our society. This belief is the enemy of idlers. Spend the day in bed watching videos. will always be contingent upon the endurance of some unpleasant activity such as work. causing you to see life as a burden to endure. ie happiness. or that something is wrong with you – a tendency exploited to the maximum by big business. It surfaces as the feeling that you’re not good enough.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Parents demonstrate how loving and responsible they are by worrying all the time. So what are the main anxiety-inducing beliefs? Perhaps the most insidious is “original sin” – the notion that. Remove all forms of guilt from your mind. Quit your job and go on holiday. we’re morally ‘bad’. Dismiss the notion that you have to ‘earn’ anything. Go to extremes of laziness and indulge yourself deluxe-style every day. rather than as a fantastic adventure. eating Belgian chocolates and drinking Green Chartreuse. Its poisonous tentacles reach into your mind. 188 . For example. It manifests as the idea that you’re infinitely undeserving – that reward. You earned your life by being born – now you deserve to relax. or call in sick as often as possible. and must redeem ourselves through hard work and suffering. however. be subverted with psychological gimmicks. try believing that you deserve to be paid for doing nothing. The original sin worldview can. or whatever gets you relaxed and high – then take it easier next day. in essence. It also makes you feel guilty.

Responsibility sees everything as a problem needing a solution – usually involving endless work and expenditure. The attraction of responsibility (all con-tricks have an attraction) is that it allows people total conformity without removing the facade of individuality – it’s the kind of concept that advertising agencies dream about. Politicians – the experts on responsibility – see joblessness as the ultimate irresponsible lifestyle. Many people feel a “responsibility” to quit work in order to widen their knowledge and develop 189 . the real function of “individual responsibility” is social conformity. This puts people under tremendous strain. This sense of responsibility is obviously false – you can’t even be responsible for your next thought. True responsibility would require all-seeing. It never occurs to them that their idea of responsibility might not be universal. Of course.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Another insidious anxiety-inducer to watch out for is the belief that you should be responsible. Any intelligent attempt to drastically cut working hours is resisted on the basis that it’s irresponsible. yet all the unfortunate things that happen are your fault. all-knowing divine power – it’s not something for fallible individuals to attempt. It’s part of a conspiracy of stupidity undermining claims that we can work less and take it easy. You don’t choose your genetic make-up or the conditions in which you grow up. Society holds you accountable if you don’t comply with its definition of your responsibilities. It’s a big social con-trick – with the “responsible individual” as dupe. As a result we continue to work for a responsible (but arbitrary) 40 hours a week instead of a more sensible 40 minutes.

Channel 4. quoted by World in Action. 11 Sept 1996. (6) Sunday Times. as reported in The Independent. work is an “irresponsible” cop-out – a last refuge of the fearful and ignorant. (5) Frontline. Oct 1995.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ their potential. 25 Sept 1996. (2) World in Action and Radio Times. This article was first published in The Idler. 22 Nov 1996. References: (1) Study commissioned by the Department of Health. (8) The Times. issue 25. 6 Aug 1995. (7) The Independent. 190 . and also in the Guardian’s “Editor” supplement on 8th October 1999. From this viewpoint. (3) NOP poll. 4 Oct 1995. 15 Dec 1994. (4) The Times. 1999. 15 Oct 1994.

This is the typical level of financial re- 191 . work is closely related to. and their belief that suffering is required to redeem our ‘original sin’ as human beings became part of their work ethic. US government figures from the eighties showed the average savings of a person reaching retirement age in North America to be less than $500. the Puritans believed that honest toil. This revolutionary viewpoint directly opposes certain beliefs which have become codified into our work ethic courtesy of the Puritans. the American financial author. if persevered with. and often motivated by. led to mundane and spiritual rewards. Puritan sects were greatly over-represented among the early major industrialists (quoted in Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution). This is why. in our society. ii) That hard work is character building and morally good. guilt. The available statistics don’t support the belief that hard work leads to wealth – for example. and suggests that to operate with integrity. This is a notion which continues to underlie our attitude towards work even today. The modern equivalents of these archaic religious beliefs are: i) That hard work is the main causative factor in producing material wealth.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ THE PURITAN WORK ETHIC Phil Laut. To sweeten their view of work and provide positive motivation. has defined hard work as “doing what you don’t want to do”. you should forget work and do what you want.

The underlying idea behind this insanity is that you are infinitely undeserving – reward. Unless you regard stress-related illness as character building. Whatever its correlation with material wealth. The hard work ethic has also conditioned us to see happiness as something that must be earned through toil. feel that their work isn’t of use to society. these findings don’t exactly support the idea of work being morally uplifting. although this epitaph sounds more appropriate for an item of machinery than a human being. a lot of evidence to suggest that our work ethic is extreme and pathological in its effects. this is saying you have to suffer in order to get happiness. ie happiness. a major UK survey (quoted recently by The Guardian) showed that 6 out of 10 British workers dislike their jobs. The problem with this way of thinking is that it endlessly perpetuates itself – you can never totally relax because nobody ever comes along to say. or to put it another way. will always be contingent upon the endurance of some unpleasant activity. fret over inadequate income. once and for all. suffer insecurity and stress. There is. hard work is undoubtedly seen as virtuous – the greatest tribute paid to the deceased seems to be “worked hard all his/ her life”. that you’ve worked enough 192 . For example.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ward a person can expect for forty years of full-time hard work – based on government data for an entire generation of working Americans. in fact. A 1995 National Opinion Poll (NOP) revealed that 50% of British workers say work makes them depressed. you must be unhappy to be happy. and 43% have problems sleeping because of work. and find themselves exhausted by the time they get home. In effect.

A popular cliché says “nothing worthwhile is easy”. The human brain processes complex information better when the person is relaxed and happy (adrenaline addiction notwithstanding). Another version of the same idea has been used as a political slogan: “if it isn’t hurting. According to classical economic theory. information is overtaking labour (ie hard work) as an important wealth-creating factor. they also program our expectations. If you drill for oil. As knowledge-intensive markets grow in proportion to labour-intensive industry. that they never stopped to consider if there was any point to it.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ (the religious beliefs which originally gave rise to this mindset. integration and transmission of information) doesn’t usually result from hard work and stress. it isn’t working”. labour and capital. 193 . or “if you can’t enjoy it. don’t do it”. Beliefs like these don’t only describe viewpoints. you need precise information about where to drill. Quality thought (efficient reception. You are effectively programming yourself to experience hurt and hardship if you accept this idea of “no pain. How can you despise ease and laziness then not feel guilty when you take a rest? Try an alternative slogan: “anything worthwhile is best done without effort”. As a business analyst. information is becoming the primary source of wealth. wealth is created from land. don’t permit you to relax until after you’ve died). I observed employees in busy offices rushing so much to get things done. no gain”. Increasingly though.

A strange effect of the ‘dark ages’ view of work as atonement. enthusiastic and committed). But for everybody else. teleworking etc) which are forward-looking and advantageous to everybody (the Institute of Manpower Studies has found that employees who work ‘non-standard’ hours tend to be more efficient. Wesleyans and other puritanical sects were greatly over-represented among the major industrialists quoted in Ashton’s History of the Industrial Revolution). is the idea that we should enjoy it. but in terms of work patterns we cling to the attitudes of an mechanicalindustrial culture steeped in the Puritan ethic (Methodists. By happily accepting our punishment (ie daily hard work) we demonstrate our moral fibre.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ One futurist dream is that technology will eventually free people from the necessity of hard work. The fact that we are nowhere near manifesting such a dream has more to do with our attitudes and beliefs than with the current state of technology. This also explains why (according to the US figures quoted above) the average person is prepared to work forty hours per week for no great financial reward – the typical person believes he doesn’t deserve to be paid for enjoying himself. The Information Age is here. 194 . but which are still very rare. or at least try to look as if we’re enjoying it. This doesn’t mean that all-day leisure and enjoyment would be imposed – those who like being miserable could construct their own simulations of busy offices or noxious factories to work in. Presbyterians. Quakers. Currently there are alternatives to the 9-5 work culture (job-sharing. drudgery and toil would be pointless and obsolete.

just lie in bed and doze all day. without feeling ashamed of your laziness. Don’t do anything. December 1996. This article was originally published in In Business magazine. This could be the greatest business challenge you have ever faced. there is an interesting exercise you can try: spend a whole day in bed for no particular reason (ie don’t wait until you are ill or exhausted). 195 . The acceptance of laziness breaks the link between guilt and work which chains us to primitive patterns from the past.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In order to more deeply understand current attitudes to work.

Ironically. The market system has traditionally had an individualistic bias – its central premise is that the market registers choices made by separate. seems naive. social phenomena such as advertising. Those who blame their financial problems on an aspect of “society” are unlikely to receive any sympathy from freemarketeers. So said Mrs Thatcher. completely immune from ‘social’ influences. ‘society’ has aspects which can’t be explained or predicted in terms of 196 . For instance. state education and the mass media inevitably tend to influence the value systems which determine what individual consumers will buy. then “society” will be viewed as a nebulous metaphor with little economic relevance.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ OBSOLETE FREE-MARKET METAPHORS “There is no such thing as society”. And contrary to free-market thinking. If every economic effect is seen to result from the free choices of autonomous. She apparently meant that “society” can be seen only as an abstraction or cultural metaphor. sovereign individuals who freely consume for themselves. critics of the competitive market system would argue that “free market” is itself a metaphor. The notion of a ‘totally rational’ individual. Adherents of free-market economics have often expressed a dislike of terms like “society” and “social concern”. atomistic consumers and entrepreneurs. an idealised abstraction whose central premise fails to take into account the vast array of social factors affecting human motivation and behaviour.

shifting resources to those who compete successfully and away from those who compete badly is a process which promotes economic growth. To the Japanese. Japan – possibly the most economically successful of all capitalist nations – has a more communitarian model than even Europe. Only Britain and the USA put individual self-interest so far above notions of ‘social concern’. Meanwhile. there are good reasons for the Anglo-American belief that economic self-interest must take precedence over social concern. Adam Smith observed that merchants acting from selfish motivations tended to produce more of public value than those motivated by benevolence towards society. according to classical economists. as reflected. When we talk in terms of ‘communal’ biases here. The European capitalist model is more ‘communal’ in its emphasis. for instance.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ the rational choices made by its individual constituents. To view a complex phenomenon like a human society as no more than the sum of its parts is to subscribe to a kind of reductionism belonging to the 18th century (which was when classical free-market economic theory originated). we are not referring to communism or statism. but to cultural perspectives which recognise that wealth-creation may not be an entirely individualistic pursuit. 197 . The reasons for this are easy enough to follow – self-interest fuels competitiveness and. thus benefiting everyone. the main purpose of business is to benefit society. by the social chapter of the Maastricht treaty. Of course.

Charles Hampden-Turner and Fons Trompenaars describe Adam Smith’s doctrine of self-interest as “perhaps the world’s leading example of cultural bias and historical circumstance disguised as a principal of science”. They argue that market forces depend on specific cultural contexts and shouldn’t be seen to act in an impersonal. classical economic metaphors obviously reflect the Newtonian mechanical view of the world. the market ‘mechanism’ is regarded as a sort of universal scientific law by classical economists and business people in Britain and America. The Seven Cultures of Capitalism. He goes as far as saying that little in standard economics texts is known to be true. Their book is rich in examples which contradict the fundamental assumptions of mainstream British economics. universal way. as if predicting economic effects is a simple problem of physics.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ But just as the metaphors of Freudian psychology mirror the technology of the times (eg hydraulic build-up of pressure. 198 . of the Henley Centre forecasting organisation. and that orthodox economics still has no effective answer for basic problems such as unemployment. There is a almost mathematical satisfaction to be gained from understanding classical economics. has pointed out that Western economic theory has been conspicuously unsuccessful at making the kind of accurate predictions you would expect from a scientific discipline. etc). Indeed. So is the classical view of the effectiveness of self-interest within a ‘free market’ a universal law or just a cultural prejudice favouring the greedy and predatory? In their book. letting off steam. Professor Paul Ormerod.

and working conditions and labour-management relations have generally been excellent. Economists rationalised that Sweden was a small. with substantial government control moderating economic fluctuations. welfare and environmental concern) lead to such a strong economy? Sweden has had one of the world’s highest standards of living (in 1992 GDP per person was $12.9% in Britain. compared with 4. manufacturing grew by 33. If business is necessarily a ruthless struggle between selfinterested competitors. has been something of an enigma to classical economists. it is outside the “socialist” categorisation). Holland and Japan.000 higher than in the UK). rather than simply a hoped-for effect of the market mechanism. benevolence towards ‘society’ (as expressed towards employees. GDP per capita in Britain continued to lose comparative advantage with these countries during this period). has put Sweden in the “soft” category of capitalism (but with very little industry nationalised. humanitarianism. but. A strong social democratic welfare state. 199 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Sweden. Similarly. for example. how did Sweden’s “softness” (social equality. Also. in Germany.3% in Germany and 60. insulated exception to universally harsh economic laws. since the late nineteenth century Sweden has been a world economy highly exposed to international trends. customers and local communities) is very much part of their economic strategies. This tendency hasn’t harmed the economic growth of these countries (from 1979 to 1991.4% in Japan. in fact.

individuals competed with 200 . and. The Japanese see capitalism as a system in which communities serve consumers. indeed. however. following classical economics. “cybernetic” or “structured network” models).Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ Britain’s leading companies are extremely profitable. Or. there is a degree of co-operative activity in German and Japanese industry which is quite alien to the British and American “lean and mean” approach. using metaphors of “integrated wholes” (eg “organic”. Obsession with profit. rather than one in which individuals compete to extract profits – profitability is the means. competitiveness tends to be measured here solely by the level of profit extracted. is not a common factor in successful economies. or a nation? Early on in the development of capitalism. to put it in terms of the mechanistic metaphor. we must choose either co-operation or competition – we can’t have both at the same time. a company. an industry. From the western perspective of analytical ‘either/or’ logic. we can’t push and pull simultaneously. This is an especially important trend in the area of high technology. So. With the emphasis less on the short-term profits of the individual. But what does reconciling co-operation and competition mean in practice? The question we should probably ask is: What is the entity that competes? – an individual. In Germany the pursuit of technical excellence and service to society through producing quality products is more valued than profit making. much of European and Japanese industry has learnt how to reconcile co-operation with competition. However. not the end. we choose competition and get rid of co-operation.

rather than ruthless self-interested struggle. Thus. the development of capitalism may be seen as “. Describing economic progress in terms of evolving cooperation. in the keiretsu (a co-operative conglomerate).. may have important benefits. particularly in knowledgeintensive markets (eg high technology).a function of evolving co-operation. pushing competition to its own boundaries” (The Seven Cultures of Capitalism). The UK approach derives from a belief in the universal nature of the market mechanism – ie the conviction that all-out competition will work at all levels. later..Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ other individuals. then. which spreads outward. where the political strategy has been to increase internal competition. in contrast with the UK. In order to compete successfully at the national level. competition was largely between companies whose employees co-operated (although fierce competition is still encouraged between individual employees in the UK and US – one effect of this is that employees are out to get what they can for themselves. the divisions compete with each other for the funding of the holding company. Japan has spread the level of co-operation further still. European nations have largely adopted the internally cooperative approach. whose divisional companies co-operate and share technological knowledge and resources (in Anglo-American conglomerates. which is often not in the interests of the company). where a co-operative free flow of information throughout a company (or industry) is likely to prove more effective than jealous guarding of privileged knowledge by ambitious individu- 201 . and share nothing).

and despise people who blame their problems on social circumstances. The tendency to polarise economic issues. then it follows that economic failure must be the fault of individuals who aren’t competing hard enough. the information technology revolution is increasingly leading to commercial scenarios which the mechanistic metaphors of classical economic are unable to deal with. We often hear politicians talking piously about the responsibility of individuals to contribute to society. eg private vs public sector. but is it surpris- 202 . hierarchy vs equality etc. This emphasis on the individual’s sole responsibility for achieving success fails to take into account the role of social consensus in defining “success”. but they rarely say what they mean. The metaphors we use to describe economic success have a flip side that we can’t easily escape from. market vs social concerns. If we believe that a competitive and individualistic (rather than co-operative and communitarian) approach is the way to succeed.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ als. We therefore resent the poor for their lack of individual initiative. rather than social factors. individual vs community. Mrs Thatcher was certainly admired for being resolute in her polarisations. which is that people should conform to their definition of “contribute”. reflects the cultural metaphors we use. Society holds us accountable for not complying with its definition of our individual responsibilities. Countries which insist on clinging to outmoded economic dogmas will very likely fall behind in the technology race. In fact.

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ing if we find that the combined metaphors of ancient Aristotelian ‘either/or’ logic and 18th century economics are inadequate for the realities of the 21st century? Acknowledgement: This article makes use of some of the ideas expressed in The Seven Cultures of Capitalism by Charles Hampden-Turner and Fons Trompenaars (Piatkus, 1994). The above article was originally published in In Business magazine, July 1997.

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF WORK
The workerless society may be much closer than we think. 75% of the work force, in most developed countries, engage in work that is little more than simple repetitive tasks. Most of these jobs are vulnerable to replacement by automation. But that’s not all – technology is increasingly taking over tasks previously thought to require human intelligence. Office workers and managers are now under threat as corporations restructure to take advantage of the huge productivity gains made possible by the new technologies. Economists have traditionally argued against the likelihood of the decline of work, believing that productivity gains produce wealth, which is used to expand markets, thereby creating new jobs. Admittedly, this has been the case in the past. For example, when technology began to displace agricultural workers, a new growing sector – manufacturing – was able to absorb those displaced. Then, between the mid fifties and the early eighties, as manufacturing became increasingly automated, displaced factory workers were absorbed into the growing service sector (banking, insurance, accounting, law, airlines, retail, etc). In most modern cities today, nine out of ten jobs are in the service sector. As we approach the millennium, however, service sector jobs are increasingly falling to advanced technology – without the emergence of any new growth areas of the scale required to absorb the redundant office workers. It has been estimated, for example, that human secretaries currently spend more than 45% of their time filing pa204

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pers, photocopying, delivering messages, posting letters and waiting for assignments. Electronic office systems make all of this redundant. Sophisticated labour-saving technology is being developed at an accelerating rate. Hundreds of companies now use computer systems to screen job applications. One such system, called Resumix, optically scans incoming CVs, reads and evaluates the applicants’ details, and makes decisions concerning applicant suitability (field tests have shown the Resumix to be as skilled as human personnel managers in evaluating job applicants). Voice recognition software is already being used to replace human customer service telephonists in many companies. These companies face a simple choice: use the new technology or lose competitive advantage and go out of business. In either case job losses will occur. In 1993 the US retail giant, Sears, cut 50,000 jobs from its merchandising division. That same year, its sales revenues rose by 10%. General Electric, a world leader in electronic manufacturing, reduced its global workforce from 400,000 in 1981 to 230,000 in 1993, whilst tripling its sales. The tyre company, Goodyear, cut 24,000 jobs between 1988 and 1992, and increased productivity by 30% in the same period. During the writing of this article, Electrolux announced they would be eliminating 12,000 jobs over the next two years.

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Large layoffs such as these are becoming increasingly common as the electronic revolution forces corporations to ruthlessly restructure in order to stay competitive. According to renowned management expert, Professor Charles Handy, we are losing more jobs than we can replace. This is inevitable, he says, because developed countries can’t sustain the level of growth needed to create sufficient jobs to replace those lost through technologically enhanced productivity. Automation is shedding jobs faster than markets can expand to create new jobs. Handy remarks that we all need the equivalent of an earthquake to remind us to take nothing for granted in the world of work and economics. Another economic commentator who believes we need a shock to awaken us, is Jeremy Rifkin, president of the Foundation on Economic Trends, in Washington, DC. According to Rifkin, “not a single world leader seems willing to entertain the possibility that the global economy is moving inexorably toward a shrinking labour market with potentially profound consequences for civilisation”. He criticises the logic behind ‘trickle-down technology’ – the theory, held by most conventional economists, which says that advances in technology and productivity create falling prices, generating greater demand, and thus leading to the creation of more jobs than are lost. In his book, The End of Work, Rifkin presents evidence showing the steady rise of unemployment in most developed nations: “With demand seriously weakened by rising unemployment and underemployment in most of

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relative to automated contributions. Every technological advance implemented in industry effectively increases wealth – otherwise it wouldn’t be utilised. coinciding with increasing losses of full-time jobs. employment wages will become inadequate to live on. and the vast majority of new jobs created have been temporary or part-time (since 1992.Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ the industrial world. Economic rewards have traditionally been distributed on the basis of contributions to production. This is already occurring – most reports of the last few years indicate that the low-paid are becoming financially worse off. Wealth is piling up all around us. Unemployment has more than doubled in Britain since 1979.” Consumer debt has rocketed to alarmingly high levels in both the US and the UK. 207 . the business community has turned to extending easy consumer credit in an effort to stimulate purchasing power. The most notable growth area during this period has been the credit card companies. As human contributions to production reduce in significance and quantity. neither is it a creature solely of the marketplace – it rightly ‘belongs’ to everyone. 90% of jobs created have been temporary or part-time). which have experienced phenomenal success. The technological revolution which brought this wealth should be seen as a social phenomenon – it was not created by any one individual or group. Technological advances continue to have the effect of reducing the commodity value of human labour.

August 1997. if any. THE END PLEASE PROCEED TO THE CHECKOUT 208 .Everything They Told You is Wrong ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ In a world of decreasing demand for human labour. This article was originally published in In Business magazine. they perform. the economic rewards derived from technology will need to be distributed to people in ways that have nothing to do with the amount of work.

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