Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore.

I hope you like them «

Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet.
God.

Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it?
God

What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. In the paper?
God

Earth people, do not treat me like a martian.
God

I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... naaah!
God

If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow.
God

How can you be a self-made-man? I remember perfectly, making you.
God

If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. In the mirror.
God

Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants.
God

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world

OK, I¶m biased.
God

Come to my house on Sunday, before the game.
God

Come and bring the children.
God

What part of ³You should not ...´ don't you understand?
God

We need to talk.
God

I love weddings, invite me to yours.
God

This ³Love thy neighbour´... I meant it.
God

I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ...
God

The road you choose ... Will you take me with you?
God

Follow me.
God

« and when you want to know what God wants to say «

Read

The Bible
Have you read by best seller? It¶s quite a challenge.
God.

With pleasure I will carry your cross, come
God.

You are not alone, you have me
God.

Trust in me
God.

I want the best gift for you
God.

Put yourself in my hands and watch
God.

I am looking for you. Answer me.
God.

Don't drop me.
God.

I hope you share this mesage, « God bless you.

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