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" Andaz Apna Apna "
-: 1 :" Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi "

-: 2 :" Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai."

-: 3 :“ Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga “

" Agneepath "
-: 1 :"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?"

-: 2 :"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi
sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai."

-: 3 :" Topi sambhalo dinker rao hava bahut tej hai, ud jayega "

" Ab tumhare hawale Watan Sathiyon "
-: 1 :" Abkey sawan jane hamse kya khata huee, hamara ghar chod, sare saher mein barsaat huee. "

" Amar Akbar Anthony "

-: 1 :"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?"

" Bunty Aur Babli "
-: 1 :" Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy "

" BAZZIGAR "
-: 1 :"Tum soch rahi hogi ki main yeh rece kyo haar gaya. Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha ne ki mere dad ke saamne ye iki, riki, piki sab fail ho jaate hai. Kabhi-kabhi kuch jitne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai Aur haar kar jitne wale ko Baazigar kehte hai."

-: 2 :" pandarah (15) saal se joh khoon meri ma ki ankhooon mein aansoo ban kar behta raha, aaj uska baand tune tod diya hai, ab sailaab aayega madan chopra.. sailaab aayega ”

-: 3 :" Jo har kar jet te hai use BAZIGAR kahete hai! jo jet kar harte hai use jadogar kahate hai OUR jo jan buj ke harte hai use dildarkahete hai! "

" Coolie "
-: 1 :"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal."

" Chak De India ! "

-: 1 :" Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se… khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahegi. Tho kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaantha hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apne zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. tho yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapas nahin maang saktha. "

" DEVDAS " -: 1 :" Mere Naina sirf Naina ko doondate hain. mein aankhe band karta hun, to tumhe dekhta hun aur jab aankhe kholta hun, to tumhe dekhna chahta hun I love u Naina, I live u very very much "

-: 2 :" Naina kaash mein tumhe bataa sakta, mein tumhe kitna chahta hun…. I love you, I love you very very much ! naina mein aankhe band karta hun to tumhe dekhta hun,aankhe kholta hun to tumhe dekhna chahta hun ! tum paas nahi hoti to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hun,har pal har ghadi har waqt merre naina mere naina ko doondate hain !

ise pyar kaho ya paagalpan ya mere dil ki dhadkan mere liye ek hi baat hai ! pyar to bahut log karte hain,lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta,kyonki kisi ke paas tum jo nahi ho,mein tumhe bhool nahi sakta naina,mein tumhe bhoolna hi nahi chahta ,tum meri ho,mein tumhe zindagi bhar pyar karunga marte dam tak pyar karunga aur uske baad bhi karunga "

-: 3 :" Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai "

-: 4 :"Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu, Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain, Magar kya karen duniya walon ka, Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain."

-: 5 :"Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai, Ishq ishwar ki ibadat aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maksad ! magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu, ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai, na atma, na ibadat, na maksad !

-: 6 :“ aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu, kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain, agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye, jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu, jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi, in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega. "

-: 7 :" Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye ! hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadhkan suna gaye "

-: 8 :" babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do, sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do, paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do, aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do, ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do ! "

-: 10 :-

" Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi !!! yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun… kyun itna na samajh ho jata hai insaan ....kyun galti kar bhaithata hai ...kyun ek choti si galti ki itni badi saza milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHhh....."

" Darr "

-: 1 :-

"I love you kkkkkkk................kiran"

-: 2 :"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

" Dil Chahta Hai "
-: 1 :“ Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..”

-: 2 :“ Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja....”

-: 3 :AKASH : "wese bhi ..perfection ko improve karna muskil kam hai" SID : "tu bilkul nahi badla ..haa !!"

-: 4 :"hum dost they, hai, ..rahenge .. hamesha"

" Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge "

-: 1 :"Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein."

-: 2 :" Aisa pehli bar hua hai satra athara salo mein, Andeka anjana koi aane laga kyalo mein, Aako ki kirki par ek saya sa lehrata hai, Dil ke darwase par koi dastak dekar jata hai,Geri gerli kali aakein mudjse mujko puchti hai, Hatho ki rekao mein ek chera sa banjata hain, Uski sase resham jaise galo ko chu jati hai,Uski hatho ki kushboo hai ab tak mere balo mein, Hai aisa pehli bar hua hai satra atra salo mein, Andeka anjana koi aane laga kyalo mein "

" Deewar "
-: 1 :"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain."

-: 2 :" Mai feke hue paise ko aaj bhi nahi uthatha."

-: 3 :"Mere paas mere paas maa hai"

" Don 2 "
-: 1 :"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai."

-: 2 :" Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai."

" Elaan "

-: 1 :" Darr,Khauff, Dehshat,..jab tak insaan ke dil mein hamara darr hai hum usko ungliyon pe naacha sakte hain...derr khatam,hum khatam..."

-: 2 :-

" yeh hamara darr hi hai joh hame hindustan se itna door rakh ke bhi hindustan pe huqoomat karne ki ijaazat de ta hai...sab derrein ge baba sikander se...sab "

" 3 Idiots !! "

-: 1 :Chatur's Speech,
" Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya, atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji, maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai to uska shreya sirrf ekinsaan ko jaataahai - Shri Veeru Sahastrabuddhe Give him a big hand. He is a great guy really. Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye. Umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege. Hamein to

aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai. Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai. Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke. Seeke inse seeke. Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai, kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge. Waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge, I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge. Dika denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki kshamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii. No other chaatra. No other chaatra. Adarniya mantraji! Namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi. “Sstunn”! Stunn hota sabi ke paas hai. Sab chupa ke rakte hai, detaa koi nai. Aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai, ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam - Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk - Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam - Surr surri praan gatakam. " AAL IZZ WELL!!

" Fanaa "
-: 1 :" Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna "

-: 2 :“ E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna, Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde. Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse, Use Utna Kareeb Karde. Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam, To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde. “

-: 3 :“ Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye,Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.”

-: 4 :“ Aag suraj main hoti hai , Jalna dharti ko padta hai! Âe mohabbat aankhen karti hain , tadapna dil ko padta hai ”

-: 5 :“ Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….”

-: 6 :“ Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise, Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise. Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge Kaise.. “

-: 7 :-

“ Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte. Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein, Yun Kisika Peechha Hum Nahin Karte “

-: 8 :“ RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..“

-: 9 :“ adhoori saans thi, dhadkan adhoori thi ! adhooren ham they , magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham “
…………………………………………………………..

" Golmaal "
-: 1 :" Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa "

" Golmaal (Old) "
-: 1 :" Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal

ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !! "

" Hera Pheri "
-: 1 :" Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala! Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic ey double battery single power "

-: 2 :" Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!! "

-: 3 :-

" kabira speaking...mast naam hai Lage Raho MunnaBhai pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le... "

" Jab We Met "
-: 1 :" aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar "

-: 2 :“ picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye “

" KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM "

-: 1 :"Dosti keh ilawah bhi kuch rishte hote hain. Kuch rishte joh hum samajhte nahin, Kuch rishte jo hum samajhna nahin chahte. Chub toh nahin raha? Kuch rishte jin ka koi naam nahin hota,sirf ehsaas hota hai. Chub toh nahin raha? Kuch rishte jin ki koi deewar nahin hoti,sarhad nahin hoti. Chub toh nahin raha? Aese rishte jo dil ke rishte hote hain, pyar ke rishte hote hain,mohabbat ke rishte hote hain. Chuba? Mujhe bhi'"

-: 2 :" Chandu ke chaachi ne chandu ki chaachi ko, chandni raat mein, chadni chowk mein, chandi ke chamche se chatni chatayi "

-: 3 :" Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh mayri sab say achi dost nahiin bansakti to mein ussay kabhi pyar karhi nahiin sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai"

-: 4 :" pyaar zindagi main ek hi baar hota hai aur shadi bhi,log ek hi baar jite hai aur marte bhi ek hi baar hai "

" Kaala Paththar "

-: 1 :"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai."

-: 2 :"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it."

" Kaante "
-: 1 :" kollapur ka sarakari bank samazha hai kya?? Jo guard ke sir pe banduk rakhega toh cashier paisa gift hamper me bandh ke de dega.. Happy baddey sir bolke.."

" Kaaliya "
-: 1 :"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai."

-: 2 :"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."

-: 3 :"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?"

" Kal Ho Na Ho "
-: 1 :" AAJ... aaj ek zindagi aur jeelo .aaj ek hasin aur baathlo, aaj ek sapna aur dekhlo , aaj ek aason aur peelo , aaj ek dua aur maanglo ... AAJ ...kya pata....... kal ho na ho "

-: 2 :-

" chhe din.. ladki in..."

" Kaal "
-: 1 :" kuch log shikar karne aate hai.. kuch khud ban jate hai "

-: 2 :" Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte. "

-: 3 :" kaha tha na saab zinda rahe to phir milengey. aap zinda bhi hain; aur phir mile bhi."

-: 4 :" Saab ji kahaani to poori sunkar jate. sher ko apka badan nahi khoon chaahiye; use aapki saanson ki nahi hadiyaan tootne ki aawaz pasand hai; use aapke chillaaney ki aawaz pasand hai saab ji."

" Lagaan "
-: 1 :-

" Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda"

" Laawaris "
-: 1 :"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

" LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI "

-: 1 :" Goooooooooood Morningggggggggg Mumbai Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai? Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai? Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai? Serials ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai? Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi? 108 hai channel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi? Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai, lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi. Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai, Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai? Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai? Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?

To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai? "

-: 2 :" apun ke bheje ke khopce me chemical imbalance he. circuit ganv ki ticket le aaya. bhai do ticket mein pehle hi le aaya. do kyo kyu bhai tum nahi chaloge kya "

-: 3 :" bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai Rang De Basanti College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai.."

" Munna Bhai MBBS "
-: 1 :" Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya "

-: 2 :" Jadoo ki jhappi... Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!! "

-: 3 :" Is ghar me kitne pariwaar rahte hai? Yahi Koi 15 -16 To isse ghar kyo bolte hai Zila kyo nahi ghoshit kar dete ? "

-: 4 :-

" do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya? "

-: 5 :" abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke... "

" Maine Pyar Kiya "
-: 1 :" Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi.. "

" My name is khan "
-: 1 :" KUCH AAWAZON SE DIL KI DHADKANE TEZ HO JAATI HAI..."

" Mard "
-: 1 :"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota."

" MOHABBATEIN " -: 1 :"Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi milti.... Par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chodte to mohabbat ka saath chhode ?"

-: 2 :"koy pyar kare tho tumse kare.......Tum jese ho wese kare......Oor koy tumko badal kar pyar kare, woh pyar nahi "sodha" hai...Oor pyarme sodha nahi hogi meri doost........."

" Mr. INDIA. " -: 1 :" Mogambo khush hua "

" Namak Halal "
-: 1 :" E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave

hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. "

-: 2 :"I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language."

" Naseeb "

-: 1 :"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?"

" OM SHANTI OM "
-: 1 :" Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai. Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."

-: 2 :" Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se

milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon. Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World. Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai. Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai."

" RAB NE BANA DI JODI "

-: 1 :"Main jab bhi aap ko dekhta hoon mujhe rab dikhta hai. Rab ke samne matha tekta hoon toh dil ko sukoon milta hai. Aap ko hanste hoye dekhta hoon toh dil ko aur bhisukoon milta hai. Toh main toh aap Rab se bhi zyada pyar karta hoon."

" RANG DE BASANTI "
-: 1 :" There are two kinds of people People who go screaming to their death People who go siliently to their death Then I met the third kind .."

-: 2 :" Ek paon past mein, ek paon future mein Isiliye to hum aaj pe moot rahe hain "

-: 3 :" Ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khaula Khoon nahi wo paani hai. Jo desh ke kaam naa aaye, Woh bekaar Jawani hai "

-: 4 :" Collage de gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hain to dusri taraf life humhe nachati hai."

" Sooryavansham "
-: 1 :"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni joyti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi juala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."

" Silsila "
-: 1 :"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...."

" Shakti "
-: 1 :-

"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete."

" Satte pe Satta "
-: 1 :main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...

-: 2 :"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai."

" Shahenshah "
-: 1 :"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

-: 2 :"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

" Sharabi "
-: 1 :Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?

-: 2 :"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waalekouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."

-: 3 :"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai

(?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai."

-: 4 :"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon."

-: 5 :"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."

" SHOLLYE "
-: 1 :Gabbar: Kitne aadmi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata. Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabbar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

-: 2 :"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN) and his CHAMCHAS. GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ? SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar.. GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye... Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya... Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee... ---GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ? SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar.. GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...

-: 3 :-

Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu

-: 4 :"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

-: 5 :" kitne aadhmi the ? "

-: 6 :" Tera kya hoga kaliya ? "

-: 7 :" Kuttey main tera khoon pi jaunga ! "

-: 8 :viru : "haay... kitni pyari baatey karti hai" jai : "abey .. pyari nahi ..bahut saari batey karti hai"

" Singh Is King "

-: 1 :-

Someone: Tu to badi achi bate kartha hain Akshay: Main tho sirf bol tha hoon par achi logon ko lag jathi hain !

" Trishul "
-: 1 :-

"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."

-: 2 :"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar."

-: 3 :" IS PARTY MEIN SHAHAR KE SABHI BADE LOGON INVITE KARO AUR HAAN MR R.K. GUPTA KO BHI ZAROOR BULANA KYON KI WOH ABHI TAK BADE ADMI HAI........ "

" VEER ZARA "

-: 1 :"Main nein tumhari zindagi ke do pal apne paas rakh liye hain, aur apni zindagi ke do pal tumhein de diye hain. Ab yehi do pal hamari nishani hain hamari kahani bhi.Inhin do palon ke sahare hum apni zindagi ji lenge lekin haste haste aur khushi se Na hi hamari mohabbat kam hogi aur na hi hamare farz adhure rahenge."

-: 2 :" sarhad paar ek aisa shaqs hai jo apke liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hai..."

-: 3 :Preity: ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain... Srk: Us ek nadaani ke sahare main apni puri zindagi zeenewala hun...

-: 3 :" meray bauoji kehtay hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..! "

" VIVAH "
-: 1 :"Tum nein mere liye hamesha pratna ki hai, aur un pratnaon nein hamesha apna asar dikhaya hai. Aaj tum mere liye ek pratna aur kar do.. mujhe itni shakti mile keh main tumhare mann ko kabhi kamzor na padhne doon.Tum meri saathi ho, meri sab se khoobsurat saathi jise meri khansi ki fikar rehti. Main kya khata hon, main kya pehenta hoon is ki fikar mujhe se zyada rehti hai.Jo mujhe mujh se bhi behtar janti hai. Aaj hamari shaadi keh din main tum se ek tohfa chahta hoon, mujhe apne sare dard de do!"

" Waqt "
-: 1 :"Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai."

" Wanted "
-: 1 :" ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta "

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CREATED BY– Alagari
"PAAGAL"

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