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Official “Won’t-Be-In-On-Time” Permission Slip
In celebration of the Pittsburgh Steelers appearance in Super Bowl XLV, I hereby request permission to report late for work on Monday, February 7, 2011. I plan to join the entire Steeler Nation by participating in the following activities on Super Bowl Sunday: Shop for appropriate Steelers attire to wear all day and night on Super Bowl Sunday Stop by the nearest Giant Eagle to stock up on all the Steelers essentials (chipped ham, jumbo, etc.) Listen to “The Pittsburgh Steelers Polka” and other Steelers songs on the radio Tune into pre-game TV broadcasts and laugh at the stories showing the dirty, smoky city of yesteryear, knowing that Pittsburgh doesn’t look like that anymore. Wave the Terrible Towel throughout the Super Bowl player introductions or until my arm gets tired. Chant “Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go” non stop, beginning at noon. Consume large quantities of pierogies, kielbasa, Heinz products and IRON CITY. All of these things will tire me out and make it necessary for me to come in late on Monday. Boss, I appreciate your cooperation in this important matter and sincerely thank you for your understanding that my heart belongs to the Pittsburgh Steelers. #whatmakesmeayinzer Sincerely, _______________________________ Cc: Team President: Art Rooney II
Head Coach: Mike Tomlin