WHY GIRLS DONT MARRY SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ??????

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Wife . .i made a mistake in marrying you. Wife . retry.cancel. Wife .file in use. read only. Husband .hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.erroneous syntax. abort.at least give me your credit card. try after some time. Husband .sharing violation. access denied.Husband . i can do some shopping.

unknown virus detected. Wife .data type mismatch.Husband . Wife .by default. Husband .what is my value in your life? Husband .you are useless. .

close all programs and log in again . Husband . Wife .program has performed an illegal operation. Husband .Wife .it will close. Wife .Too many parameters.I will leave you forever.i will go to my dad's house.do you love me or your computer? Husband .

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