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. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision ! Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth. This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain Detected !! I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
. sms krne me bde la8 ho. good cat. w.. the tiger has come.U'r Excellent F . jlebi di tra str8 ho. You've got Style. but yes. way cat. I love "u".U'r Dear 2 me E .U'r Attractive B . and suddenly I thought.. U r the one whose so caring. the monkey has come...Just K . where the hell is my roof? You've got Sex Appeal.. to cat.. the elephant has come. Hey! Don't get excited. I Love You. I love "u". I Love You. rsgule di pl8 ho. seconds cat !. I Love You. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! A .I'm J . Now read it without the word cat.He He He I . . That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" ! The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. I don't worry I don't cry.Kidding Last nite I lay in bed.. & You've got D Body. y. U r the one whose so smart.. The lion has come.U'r Cute D .U'r Funny G . Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? Tusi bade gr8 ho. ande da oml8 ho. Excuse me. tusi mere fav8 ho Life without u is impossible. I love "u". You've got D Face.. I Love You. You've got Intelligence. looking at the stars. Par jo bhi ho. I love "u".v. U r in my blood.. is cat. x. a cat. But The meeting hasn't started. the beautiful sky and the endless horizon. I'm just happy that cows can't fly ! Roses are red. violets are blue..U'r Gud Looking H . busy cat.. If there u aren't. z ! Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U.. You've got Class.. God created you too.Fun SMS Messages [ Page 2 ] I love "u". I love "u". I'm dead. God created the woods. I Love You...20 cat. God created the earth.. Cannot stay for a sec without u. keep cat. I love "u". & I've got the wrong number! Sorry! This cat.U r the one whose so charming. cok di cr8 ho. idiot cat. I Love You. I ALWAYS DO! I Love You.. an cat... for cat. I love other alphabets too. even God makes mistakes! Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye.U'r D Best C .. I'm talking of oxygen.
. I love you. KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI... Throw ur mobile... Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai.. U laughing. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage ! Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae..birdy gana ga raheli hai. I am still laughing ! Your network tariff has changed.. Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi. then plz dont hesitate. [ Credits : Kamal Chopra ] Fun SMS Messages [ Page 3 ] Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge.. U feel shy. Khudkhushi karne chala.. dil be sukoon tha.... Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Sun ko rest.. The smaller the cheaper... Fri ko fighting . chal be chal aage chal. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" ! Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. Monday ko dosti . Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair... Q. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. Wed ko shaadi . Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.. dil main mere junoon tha.. Mon ko phir se talash. feel free to. I laughing. Bijali hi chali gayi..... kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge. jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. I need you.. I can't go anywhere without you.. I look down.... I sad. Sat ko talaq .cow log grass eat raheli hai. sab kahenge.Oh God ! Puncture ! Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena.... I love U NESCAFE The night is dark. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! [ Credits : Abhishek Bali ] Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.the moon is high..Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A... And. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.. Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya.... U jump out of window. I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.U r the one whose so good looking.. U sad... Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.. Tues ko pyar ... You can make free calls! [ Credits : Moin M ] Macchar ne jo kata... Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae... Khujli hui itni...u ask why? I come close 2 U... Bachelor's schedule. Thus ko barbadi .. U jus make my day... Oh my lovely.i stop my car... [ Credits : Richa ] What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry..shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! . ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho...... SHOES ! Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki. i tell u those 3 words.. Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.
There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho. he created YOU ! 5 gr8 ppl: 1.. You've got no comparisons ! Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain. You = hot .. tortoise love you.! God saw u hungry.. gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi.. he created Pepsi. ugly!!! If U sneeze once.. You = perfect ..Birds love you.. snakes love you. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!! Fun SMS Messages [ Page 4 ] You = cute ... Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo.... u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet .. he created light.. Ur innocence can b compared with a baby...... no one will b at home". the stars r beautiful... Try again ... You = sweet . Think I'm remembering you.. they all really miss U! Ur smile can be compared with Flowers. He saw u thirsty. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya When I C the moon I C U.. I ... Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai.. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai.. He saw ME without problems... Ghar manga.......... Ur innocence can b compared with a baby... so remain in touch.. Just bring someone to MARRY ME ! Ur smile can be compared with Flowers. HEY! dont force it.. You = amazing . And I find my self shouting.... i guess your just not sexy...... Santa singh tells his girlfriend. he created Domino's pizza. aise hi aaja!! Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain. "come home tomorrow.... ever since I have known u... but in foolishness. but in foolishness... I have a confession to make. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3... He saw u in dark.. BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! I look at the stars. You = intelligent . hippos love you. Please go back to ZOO.. And short enough to create interest... I'm getting married next month. You've got no comparisons ! Bhagwan se Scooter manga. Why doesn’t it rain on you? This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: .. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2.. If U . Its kinda hard for me to forget u.. If rain makes all things beautiful. I .. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho. Think I want to Meet U. Me = liar. A good speech should b like a women's skirt.. Then I look at you. If you sneeze twice.. Every night u appear in my dreams. u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.. Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo.. monkeys love you.... when I C the Sea I C U. dost manga toh tumhey diya. Long enough to cover the subject.. There was NO ONE at home The rain makes all things beautiful.... When she goes the next day to his home... Don't bring any gift. Car di... get out of the way you are blocking my view. Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. din mein taare gin raha hai!! Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho...... Sorry... When I C the stars I C U. giraffe loves you. bangla diya. The grass & flowers 2...... Baki rahe aap aur hum... I rather look at the stars again ! u r 100% beautiful....
..... smartest and most beautiful person on this earth. In short.. PAISA... Aur.. joy and $1000000000... But then.. ur brain is a masterpiece. Unlike others. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating ! Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho. parso pyar.. After that.... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ? Tohar chehra moti ke saman. phir tu bhi sukhi. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge... Who cares ?... Tohar chehra moti ke saman.. charming .. Tohar chehra moti ke saman... How strong the wind is.. I thought.. aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar ! Q. MAUT. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga. main bhi sukhi.. [ Credits : Richa ] What do U call a FAT Woman waiting for someone?.. Aur. nehru bhi mar gaya..sneeze thrice. guide you. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend. tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.. phir ekrar. phir-darar... it has 2 halves. Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge ! Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.. Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye ! Dream makes all things possible. Chand bola. Fool Take A Tablet ! I Pray to God to Bless you..... nice.. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho...... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes ! Gandhi bhi chala gaya. aur phir-intzar..... 12036 entries found ! [ Credits : Unknown ] No matter how high the sky is.the left & the right.. subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi.. Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.... Smile makes all the above work possible... MOTI-vating! [ Credits : Kalpesh ] Fun SMS Messages [ Page 5 ] I wanted to kill the sweetest. save you.. Arz kiya hai.. Tohar chehra moti ke saman..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho....... phir-takrar.. as i just did. kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? There are 8 ways to describe you.. so cute. funny. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. Think I'm Missing You. me ! Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi.... Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz. Mera SMS ! Maine poocha chand se.. you're just like. 4th Time. kal yaar.. So. always BRUSH YOUR TEETH ! Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. [ Credits : Richa ] If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b\'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4. Moti hamar kutte ka naam ! Before you judge a man. How wide a river .. How deep the ocean is.. Hope makes all things work... give you peace. saari mehnatbekar. 50-50 OK ? You also pray ! Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao.. thoughtful.. Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.. loving... Suicide is a crime ! Aaj didar. Love makes all things beautiful...... aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai. very sweet. walk a mile in his shoes.. friendly. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.... Chatt se chhalang laga de. Aur..
intelligent.so kiss me baby iam vaccinated ! [ Credits : Ankit Thakur ] Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the . Fabulous.. when I get tired.. I nearly dropped my beer! [ Credits : Sandeep Pathak ] Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote.. So please smile.. Ur face So divine.. I jst wanna tell u... chand bhi chalne laga. I'm leaving now ! I saw you on the road that day. zamin chalne lagi. I smile. Attractive.. charming. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote.is... And.. [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ] Fun SMS Messages [ Page 6 ] Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border..... enough of me.. Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Well. 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.. Wait.. 1 tum kitne sacche ho.. Terrific. I was so shocked. chand to tum ho hi. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki... Wah kya sntra tha ! [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ] Laloo goes to america for learning english.. kind. the name of the movie was DASTAK ! What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous.. But surprised they r not fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! ! [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ] Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai. Ur walk so perfect.. I put down the mirror ! Arz kiya hai. chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha. sitare bhi saath hote!! [ Credits : Sandeep Pathak ] Kisses blown r kisses wasted. Don't change to your finger. 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho. Cute. he lit a cigarette. Click !. bank loker hai. U were looking so fine... How about you ? Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10. After some days George Bush calls the Rabri Devi & told her " E sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai.. sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak. hilarious. pass jake dekha to sntra tha.. mein thehra raha. kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted." [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ] I have bought new camera. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! [ Credits : Richa Gupta ] Suraj Hua Madham . Unable to find ur brain. Door se dekha to sntra tha. sweet. Sorry. Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai ! [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ] Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho.. Who let the dogs out ??! Gorgeous... yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG ! [ Credits : Richa Gupta ] .... [ Credits : Sandeep Pathak ] Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir... My heart started tossing a sweet song.. kisses spread germs gersm are hated . idiot ! Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.. witty... They r none of ur business ! [ Credits : Maryam Mahboob ] wudntufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneuknewsentuamessagewithnospacesanduspentagestryingto figureoutonlytorealisethatthereisnopointtothemessageexcepttoirritateu!! [ Credits : Maryam Mahboob ] Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now. In the middle of the aarti. gadi hai. hold on. Why ?? Because.. friendly.. it's too late. Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.. I Stare. 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho. Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??" [ Credits : Jaldeep Dave ] Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages.
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla..C.. o raste mein. " [ Credits : Richa Gupta ] Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.T. newyork mein. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?! [ Credits : Vikram Gulati ] unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha. tod aaya. unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha. unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha ! [ Credits : Akshay Mehta ] . ik mod ayamein W. plane leke.
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