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Color.xxx Pitch Deck

Color.xxx Pitch Deck

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Published by Alexia Tsotsis
Color.xxx Pitch Deck
Color.xxx Pitch Deck

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Published by: Alexia Tsotsis on Mar 24, 2011
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Colors.

People love that shit.

But what else do people love?

Sharing.

Sharing. Mobile.

Sharing. Mobile. Social.

Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps.

Sharing. Mobile. Social. Apps. Sharing mobile social apps.

Color.xxx will do all that. AND...

Color.xxx is a mobile social app that lets you share your favorite color with your friends and locquaintances. AND...

Color.xxx's Team Will be Unbeatable. Unlike Any Other. They will be...

Lean.

Lean. Agile.

Lean. Agile. Organic.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar.

Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry. Rockstar. Gurus.

BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG PRINCIPALS??
Hold onto your pants, we have a slide for that, dawg!

Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator

Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator

Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.

Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator

Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.

Mr. Belding, CPO
Actual high school principal.

Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and Chief Transformers Coordinator

Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.

Mr. Belding, CPO
Actual high school principal.

Dave Morin's Cat, CCO
Because everyone loves cats. And Dave Morin-related startups.

But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color?

But will people want to know Ashton's favorite color?
You bet your almost certainly white ass they will.

All it will take is $40.5 million in Venture Capital funding.

But why invest so much money in something so simple?

Because

We have a sick business plan.

Seriously. We will not just make wheelbarrows of money, but several larger wheelbarrows.

How? Well...

We did extensive market research.

We did extensive market research.
We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row. And we concluded...

Developers are dicks.
Just kidding. We really concluded...

This can't possibly ever make any money.

This can't possibly ever make any money.
At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur.

This can't possibly ever make any money.
At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we intend to incur. Like our custom-designed European furniture.

So how will we make money?

We will carefully orchestrate a massive PR campaign.

We will turn down our first offer from a major company with too much money and too little sanity.

Then, at the exact right moment...

WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE

But you must act now.

But you must act now. This only works because the bubble hasn't burst.

But it will.

But wait!! There's more!!

If you invest now, you will have EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly assigned hexadecimal color, named after you.

ACT NOW. Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.

And remember...

People. Colors. Apps. Cats. Bacon. Organic. Bieber. Mobile. Social. Local. Pivot.

Booyah.

INVEST NOW: http://u.nwc. co/colorxxxinvest
Made by the fine people at New Work City. If you're in NYC and building a real business, perhaps you'd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co http://twitter.com/tonybgoode

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