THE WEEKLY TELEGRAPH

HOMELESS DO NOT NEED THIS SHELTER

03/12/201 By Matthew Ching

Today, a serial killer, Constable Winston

called shelter was McMurdy.
found in London as
him for a mass After a thorough
murder of homeless investigation within
people. Shelter is a ‘Shelters’ residence,
47 year old veteran Police have
of the army and discovered at least
apparently has a six decomposing
mental ‘situation’. bodies, all dressed in
Accordingly Shelter army uniform and
never liked homeless boots, underneath the
people and wanted to residence.
‘clean up the streets “It was grotesque and
of London’. His plan disgusting,” quoted
was halted by two Constable Thomas
other homeless Harrier.
people called ‘Link’
and ‘Gail’ More investigations
will be conducted
“There is no need to and ‘Shelter’ will go
kill the homeless, just to court on Monday
give them a shilling in two weeks time. ‘Shelter’ during the army
or two.” Quoted Jane
Goodwin.

Police spent at least

15 minutes chasing
down this ex-soldier
on foot. Once he was
on the ground he
trashed around and it NEXT WEEK : special edition how to
took about four make pie.
officers of get him to
be on the ground.

“His army
background sure
showed up,” gasped