Philosophy for Old Age

George Carlin on age102. (Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.

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Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.

going on five! That's the key . You're four and a half.'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half.

now they can't hold you back. . or even a few ahead. You jump to the next number.You get into your teens.

You become 21...'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13. Even the words sound like a ceremony. . YESSSS!!! .... but hey.. you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. YOU BECOME 21.

What's wrong? What's changed? . we had to throw him out. what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED. There's no fun now. Oooohh. you're Just a sourdumpling.But then you turn 30.

you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone . it's all slipping away. you TURN 30. then you're PUSHING 40.You BECOME 21. Before you know it.... Whoa! Put on the brakes.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! .

REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.So you BECOME 21. PUSH 40. . TURN 30.

2011! . April 30. you HIT Saturday.You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing.

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle. And it doesn't end there Into the 90s. you TURN 4:30 . 'I Was JUST 92. you start going backwards. you REACH bedtime.' . you HIT lunch.

'I'm 100 and a half!' May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! . If you make it over 100.Then a strange thing happens. you become a little kid again.

. That is why you pay 'them' 2. Throw out nonessential numbers. Let the doctors worry about them. This includes age.HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. weight and height.

. gardening. Never let the brain idle. Enjoy the simple things. whatever.3. Learn more about the computer. 4.. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop. crafts. Keep learning.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. .

Laugh until you gasp for breath. who is with us our entire life.5. and move on. Be ALIVE while you are alive. Endure. 6. long and loud. The tears happen. The only person. Laugh often. is ourselves. grieve. .

plants.Cherish your health: If it is good. whether it's family.7. improve it. get help. hobbies. . keepsakes. Surround yourself with what you love . 8. whatever. If it is unstable. pets. music. If it is beyond what you can improve. preserve it. Your home is your refuge.

Take a trip to the mall.9. even to the next county. . at every opportunity. Tell the people that you love them. Don't take guilt trips. to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. 10.

but by the moments that take our breath away.AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take. .

We all need to live life to its fullest each day!! .And if you don't send this to at least 8 people ² who cares? But do share this with someone...

See you again !!! .

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