THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION,DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION1.

Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties? 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!! 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you. 8. Don't do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT! 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears. 12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom. 13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one. 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume. 21. earrings etc 40.g. give me a minute then. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. when the teacher asks you what you are making. 28. 35. 33. Run in the room screaming. 34. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. everyone else is simply early. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA! 41. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says 19. 37. 27. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 30. shout OH NO. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this. I'm sorry. say there was a disturbance 22. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector. When a teacher asks you a question. then laugh loads. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled. Make paperclip jewelery. thank you. In your technology lesson. say. say. say a nuclear bomb. please leave me alone or try again later. When someone knocks on the door. The homework's due now Oh. When the teacher asks you why you are late. E. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Tell yourself knock knock jokes. 36. Speak in French. 24. THEY?RE COMING FOR ME! 32. If you're playing a really boring game. 25. the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected. scream AAH MY EYES!! 29. necklaces. make a big deal if you win. when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING! 31. 39. the queen is never late. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 26. 38. if you are sorry) . Glue all their scissors together.

YOU CAN ALSO MAKE UP YOUR OWN AND POST THEM ON THE PAGE THEN I WILL ADD THEM!! . When a supply teacher is taking the register. When you know the answer. 43. Smile. It's spreading. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. THANKS FOR READING. Make it bigger everyday. All the time. If you have to blow your nose in class. yell NO I WON’T SNOG YOU! 44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say. When a teacher calls on you say. say everyone is missing. 46. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. if they ask who you are. say Your worst Nightmare 48. blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. I forgot 50. Then. IT'S SPREADING! 47. Look at it and say. 45.42. bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS 49. Talk to a pen. When they whisper what?s wrong.

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