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Pickup Lines

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Published by: Zagfrea on May 05, 2011
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this). Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good? Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

don't I know you? Yeah. Can I have yours? Hey. I'm Batman. don't frown . Wanna see my batmobile? . Hello. how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? Hey. Hey. you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. Laura! (Big hug). Cupid called. it's just a sparkle. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. I thought it was Aphrodite. I'm a thief. "Pardon me. is this seat taken?" Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh. and I'm here to steal your heart. and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.. Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub. Excuse me miss. I'd like to have kids someday. I'm a fashion photographer. Excuse me. Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw! Excuse me. Do you have a cigarette? Actually. you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.Don't walk into that building -. I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Hey. Hey. you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God. I lost my phone number .) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand. Hello. He: You look like my third wife.. you even changed your name! Hi... She: Oh. Nope. Got me? I'll do your body good. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? Hi. I don't want one. I just wanted to start a conversation with you...the sprinklers might go off! Ever since I met you.you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? Hello. how many time have you been married? He: Twice. I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow. Grab them in the butt and ask.

So. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! I must be lost. Hi. my name's Right. I envy your lipstick. but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine. sweetheart. I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine.Mr. I'm running for president in 2012. I saw you. you'd shine from a million light-years away. I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. I suffer from amnesia. I thought paradise was further south. . would you smile for me? I must be a snowflake. I'm Mr.. I never thought that heaven would be so close to me" I play the field. the sky would be empty. I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away! I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven. And I could sure use your vote. Hi. My name is {name}. Someone said you were looking for me. If beauty were time. If beauty were a grain of sand. I dropped a tear in the ocean. Oh never mind. Hi. Do I come here often? Hi.. you'd be an eternity. will you be mine? If a star fell for every time i thought of you. Right. Here. If beauty were sunlight. If God made anything more pretty. you'd be a million beaches. and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.. Right. the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. it's just a sparkle. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.Hi. and the words. 'cuz I've fallen for you.write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.. I think you've got something in your eye.

you'd be set on "stunning". you would be McGorgeous. I would check you out. ."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us. [name]. You are the one that tripped me. and die at your lips. but how about a kiss anyway? It's not my fault I fell in love. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here. live on your cheek. I've gotta thirst. If you were a laser. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?" If you were a booger I'd pick you first. If you know a person's name: "Hi. baby. you'd be impeccable. It must be dark outside. If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. If water were beauty you'd be the ocean. If you were a chicken. and you smell like my Gatorade. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Is your daddy a thief? ["No. It's always good for you to see me again. I'm invisible. If you were a library book. I've been noticing you not noticing me.

And you my dear have left one great leap on mine! May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? My name isn't Elmo. I said: "you look fat in those pants!" Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not? Man:"Girl. "What are you doing?". or am I going to have to stalk you? That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually. Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops.u stole my heart Pull my finger. that's a nice dress... My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality. Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree. I'm (your name) and you are. didn't we go to different schools together? Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Smile if you want me!. what do you want for your next wish? Oooh. When they say. I thought I was gay.. I'm here. I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth. . everything is nice on you. quick! Ok. you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name. Say. but you can tickle me anytime you want to. Nice to meet you. [Again. in the "you'll do" way.[Look at his/her shirt label.." Man. you're lookin' fine. Oh no.. then I met you. you must've misunderstood me. thank you] Come to think of it. say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven.." Man: "Sorry. are you going to give me your phone number. Not in the good way. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart.gorgeous! Oh my god. you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you. So." Many people will walk in and out of your life..

. he was showing off. Hey. What time do you have to be back in heaven? What would you do if I kissed you right now? What's that on your face? Oh. that goes kinda well with my last name. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.. blue eyes. I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor. (switch if female asking a male) What sort of person are you looking? Wait. "Yes?" "What?" "Oh.I'm sitting on my wallet. "I'm not really this tall. "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?" Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.. There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. it's not coming off! What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?" When God made you. let me get it off. Here." Walk up and say. What were your other two wishes? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too! What is your first name? Hmm. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say.. must just be beauty. as long as you don't talk about it. you can stand next to me. etc. Well. here I am.. When I saw you from across the room. Then say. my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.don't tell me: medium height. .The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name." (Walk over to her)"Ok." Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them..so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons..

9999.?" You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. You are a beautiful girl... so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that. You are so sweet. I hate to see you go.. you have probably heard all the great pick up lines. ... You're making the other women look really bad.. You are a 9. Who's your daddy? Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? Woman. just like every other day. You know. You know the more I drink. the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.I'm getting a toothache just looking at you.. but beauty is only a light switch away. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. You might not be the best looking girl here. So what's one more?? You look so good. Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.. You look beautiful today.. you might be asked to leave soon. I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world When's our wedding date? (While looking at stars) Baby.. You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty! You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book . the prettier you get! You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses.. but I LOVE watching you leave.

Your daddy must be a terrorist. 'cuz you are special. because baby. You remind me of a magnet.you add meaning to my life! . (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. Your dad must have been retarded.you da bomb! Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! You're like a dictionary . because you sure are attracting me over here! You remind me of a pop tart.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. .

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