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Hot Spot Issue #319

Hot Spot Issue #319

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

Sey Hey & Mary’s Island Breeze Frozen Paradise Inferno Lounge Raymond’s Player’s Club Mutuals The Mini Bar The The Mini ic 07 ic 06 10 03 bc 11

RETAIL
Shawn Loury Washer Dryers Let’s Connect Confectionary Got Balloons 28 15 06

FOOD & DINING
Good 4 Real Wilson Catering Pat’s Catering Your Taste catering Paradise Café 10 21 26 28 24

TRANSPORTATION
Bobby Albright Supra Pre Owned AutoWorks 20 03 28

HEALTH & BEAUTY
Medicaid Advantage AVON 04 10

ENTERTAINMENT
Dr. I.M. Smartt Lottery HOT SPOT Maze SUDOKU SUDOKU Solution DJ Postman Real Deal Magazine DJ Dirty Redd Lady Scorpio Esther Simmons 27 32 32 35 20 33 31 26 28

LEGAL & FINANCIAL
MAX$ TAXS Medicare Upgrade A Brighter Day Bail Bond 13 27 09

TECHNOLOGY
Restore Your Photos HOT SPOT Online 11 25

SERVICES
Mind of Creations Restore Your Photos Ellington Bartending One Time Pest Control Family Reunion Books DST Home Repair PM Heating & Air 22 30 28 20 35 12 21

AROUND TOWN
Around Town Around Town Around Town Extra Around Town Extra More Around Town More Around Town

CLOTHING & FASHION
HOT SPOT Stuff St Paul Clothing 37 30

FEATURES
HOT SPOT Reps HOT SPOT Subscribe One Man’s Opinion HOT SPOT Schedule HOT SPOT Rates Laughs Beach High Yearbooks HOT SPOT New “Mini” 14 27 02 05 28 15 31

EVENTS
Rochester Trip HOT SPOT Grad & Dad Kappa Alpha Psi 100 Years WofMasters 26 30 25 24

“One Man’s Opinion”
Part I
This past weekend my wife Joan and I went with my club the WolfMasters to the Jacksonville Funk Fest. This was the first time that I had gone and really didn’t know what to expect. I hadn’t been to anything of that size since the Cincinnati Jazz Festival years ago. I’m here to tell you, we had a GREAT TIME. Between the two night of shows; MC Hammer, Musiq Soulchild, Frankie Beverly & Maze, Earth, Wind and Fire and More, the camaraderie on the bus at the park and at the hotel. The food, the “Soft” drinks and on and on. Everything went well. The crowd was well mannered and courteous, I never heard a cross word or even the hint of an argument. It was just one BIG PARTY. Everywhere I looked I ran into someone from Savannah. Was there Anyone here this past weekend? Did the last one to leave turn off the lights? Now my questions is, when will we have something like this event in Savannah? I know we have the Savannah Music Festival, but it’s not the same thing. It’s not something that the everyday Savannahian attends. I’ve been to a few of the events I’ve also been to the Jazz Festival in the park, but again, it’s not the same. So if anyone decides to ramp up the entertainment to the “Popular Music” Festival Level, count me in.

Part II
The Gilliard Garden is Starting to Produce.

Just, One Man’s Opinion. “Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12+ Years of the HOT SPOT!

Laughs
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog's collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and the woman let him out. The next day the dog was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, the woman finally pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap." The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "We have six children. He's trying to catch up on his sleep."
My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was wellknown for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, "Praise the Lord!" Her next door neighbor would shout back, "There ain't no Lord!" During those days, my grandmother was very poor, so the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying a large bag of groceries and placing it at her door. The next morning, Grandmother went to the porch and, seeing the groceries, said, "Praise the Lord!" The neighbor stepped out from behind a tree and said, "I brought those groceries, and there ain't no Lord." Grandmother replied, "Lord, you not only sent me food but you made the devil pay for it."

Laughs
George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life...you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony...YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED 30! We had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50...and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

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Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half. I asked him about this. He then told me "well, John, that first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. Now the third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures AND I COULDN'T STOP TALKING!"

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The Wisdom of Canines

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11) Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones 12) If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. Unknown 13) My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein 14) Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler 15) Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein 16) Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx 17) Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman 18) If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain 19) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras 20) If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret 21) My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. -- an OleHoss

1) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous 2) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers 3) If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers 4) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams 5) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings 6) We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam 7) Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud 8) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner 9) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley 10) Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

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Mary, who was a rather well proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Mary asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

Laughs
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again. That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the guests volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?" Dad nodded. "Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."

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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink --he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him. The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

One of the company's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

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