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"l'lv husband, " she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked a--
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They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but
tt't",, finallv subciued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the
husband came back into the house.

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l'{oral : Donrt count your boobies until they are hatched.

Gl,OSSARY

a b o o b y: in ri ti s conr exc, a cr azv per son ( pr obabl y i ::m ;he i .am e c f a s :up:d e:- * i r r :t 5::i l .

a b co b y-h a rch : a m ental instiLution, a place w her e Lhe i ns ane ar e k ePt.

a b re a kfa st n o ok: a little side r ocm for eating br eak l as t'

a b rcwsi n g : sa m pling or tasiinq her e anC the:e.

a " cra zy a s a jar - bir d": extr emel\r cr azy ot hopefes s l y i ns ane

a crcp p rn g : ci -ippir g or cutr ing close to ' - ne r 3o- .-

a cu rsi n g : u si n g ciir ty cr obscene speech'

a ',Do n rt co u n t your boobies until r - hey ar e ha tc hec " : fr on the Am er i c an ex pr es s i on " D c n't c ount y our c h;c k : n s
b e i c:e '-::e y a:e l.at:aed", neaning ") on' r :ounL c: thi ngg:o:u:: c u: ex ar :l y as 1- :u F - a:r i d'- :em ,"
a cr3 a i : : -c:k ci na- iice cr cr eed.

a trsi ,:'-::i c::: a aei:ar :ls;:::r ic:, ar ::sa:r : as \- l i ];.

a n o r:l : ra i f,i s cf,n' - sxt, r he ":esson" oi :he s t3r y .

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o p sych i a i ri s-" : a m en+- al dcclor

o sci e mr:: E ra ve or se:ious

a stra :t-j a cy,e i : a; a:nless beILed jackel used to c c nf:ne:he v i :l entfy i ns a:s

a sl b l u e , s:b i u :r g: :ap' ,::r r g, se:zing

a u i ta o rn : a mYi- htcal beast wh:ch looks like a hc r s e w r th a hc r a r n:te aen:er c: - - 1" :e:i .

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