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What's up boys?? I'm in a trashed hotel room in LA. These two girls just came over to fuck
the shit out of me. They trashed the place and just left. I gotta get on a plane at 6am. It's
3am right now. Let me just get to the point.

Been in LA for 3 days now. I was in LA today, I gave my Social Circle Club Game Seminar. I've
got nothing but flakes ever since I've been in LA. I've got this tall blond chick who lives like
an hour from LA that I always bang. She flaked twice. Last night she flaked and this other
blond flaked. This 21 year old actress singer type college chick. She called today and
apologized and I got the message this morning. She said “I'm so sorry I didn't call last night.
We have to hang out tonight.” So I left her a message saying “I gotta give you a firm 'maybe'
on that cause I think I have plans tonight.” I went and did the seminar and finished at about
11pm. As I was getting everyone out, she calls. She said “Me and my friend are gonna come
over and have a threesome with you.” I said “yeah right...”

Most girls talk about threesomes and never end up doing it. They just do it to get a reaction
out of you. So you can't take it too seriously when it first comes up. I said I'll call her back. I
call back and I said “Come meet me at the hotel.” She said “we gotta get really drunk so we
gotta get a bottle vodka...” so the girls can rationalize it as being drunk and it didn't count.
That's kinda the idea. She said “So do you really think we were gonna have a threesome?” I
said “You're getting way ahead of the game. Why don't we just hang out for starters?” So
that's the push-pull. She's basically waving the threesome in front of my face. I'm not
jumping on it or drooling like an idiot.

I hear the other girl in the back saying “Are we really gonna do this? ”So the bottom line is
that it was a funny little plot that they were having that they weren't probably gonna go
through with. At this point my agenda was to get them to the hotel and if they wanna drink,
let them drink. I don't want to have them mentally commit themselves to having a threesome
over the phone. Just keep it as a little joke between two girls. I tell them to meet me at the
hotel and she said “I feel like a two-cent hooker! You said to 'meet me at the hotel.'” I said
“Well we're gonna go out for coffee first.” and she said whatever. She never showed up for
coffee. I got them to agree to come over and she gets the booze and they keep asking me
how old I was. I told them I was 26. They were 21.

Background info: the girl I had the booty call with, I picked her up in a parking lot when I
was in LA about a year ago in Orange County. Took her number... We ended up having sex at
the beach in San Clemente. She lived in some big house in San Clemente and then moved to
LA to study dancing and acting. The second chick is a friend of hers in her acting and dancing
classes. They finished their dance class at 11pm and said they were coming over but they
were still in their dance clothes. I told them to come over so we can hang out cause I haven't
seen her in a while but the blond said “But we wanna have this threesome!” and I said “we'll
see about that.”

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The second chick gets on the phone and shoots the shit with me and asks if we were having
this threesome. I said “we'll see if you measure up.” She said “What? Oh my god!” So now
I'm qualifying both of them and it's working pretty well. The point is that no one is
committing to anything yet except for hanging out. So I stopped by the liquor store and grab
some booze and Chinese food. The chicks show up and they go upstairs. There's a lot sexual
tension between the two. Their attention span was real short though. Their conversations
were “Oh my god! You're such a cunt! You're such a whore! No! You're such a whore!” I sat
there listening to that for like 20 minutes and watching them vibe with each other and taking
shots. I just hung out and I just bonded with the blond I knew. I couldn't really get a word in
cause they kept yelling at each other. I tried to physically escalate the second girl who's a
brunette. The blond said “Why you trying to talk to my friend? Get your hang off her leg!” I
said “Shut up. Get out of here.” Then I went on the" fuck you cuntbag" bandwagon. "Shut up
ya little twat-face." That was working well.

You've got to be versatile in this game. It's certainly not normal for me to call anyone a little
twat face, but I realized that this was the only kind of communication these girls were
responding well too, so I just adopted their language. It was sort of like a last resort, but
once it started working it was really fun.

Next issue: we had two beds in the hotel room. The challenge was to get all three of us into
the same bed. It was either one girl was on one bed... One girl was taking a leak. Another
girl was on the phone! The cell phones kept ringing and ringing!! They even talked on the
phone while having sex!!! I shit you not. I finally get them all into the bed and they start
talking about how they wanna fuck each other and how they never ate pussy before. One girl
talked about getting caught having sex in a car. The other talked about how she had 3
threesomes already. Then they started talking about their blow job stories. It was good cause
things started to go in a sexual direction. They were slightly drunk. They were just a little
tipsy to a point where they could rationalize things. I decided to move things along with some
massage. Have 2 people massage the 3rd person. I told them I was going to show them
something I learned from lesbians but they end up bitching about some guy that ditched
them earlier that night. "Where the fuck is Scott??!!!" I just couldn't get them to focus.

I guess they just decided to come fuck me because this other guy flaked on them. So we got
into the lesbian talk and onto the massage. They said “Let's see this massage! Just show us
already!” Then I get one of the girls to lay down and she said “Hey! Wait a minute! You're
just trying to get us into a sexual position!” Then she said sorry and laid back down. I think
she just wanted the threesome and didn't know how to make it happen. I knew how to make
it happen so she shouldn't be fighting me on it. This girl had a normal knee jerk response to
the massage: "No way it might be sexual!" But then she remembered that sex was the whole
reason she came over. That's why she apologized.

Yes, the girl did get herself and her friend to the hotel, but from there she was unable to
initiate any of the physical escalation. I was real initiator of the physical stuff and the blond
was just sorta like just a passenger along for the ride. We start rubbing her and I said this is

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the massage of a thousand hands but it was only four hands. She's like “Wow!!! What are
you guys doing to me?!” Me and the other girl said “Shut the fuck up. Lay down and get
rubbed!!!” A lot of things that happened just had to be authoritative but not serious at the
same time. Everything conversation was “Shut the fuck up. You're a cunt licker” and things
like that.

We got half way through the massage and the other girl said she wanted to get rubbed too.
Then the blond just jumped up and said “I want you!!” to the other girl and started making
out with her. These girls were rough!!! The whole time! So at that point I was just touching
both of them. I was grabbing their tits and they were touching each other's tits. It went really
fast from there! The clothes started coming off. Then they told me the brunette wouldn't kiss
me. They were really into each other and they told me “Why don't you go over there and
watch for a while!! It'll be really hot for you!” So I did that and sat on the other bed and
watched for a bit. I let them go at it and the blond was eating the brunette's pussy. I jumped
behind the blond and started fucking her doggy style!! Now I'm fucking this girl and
everyone's getting fucked and sucked, they start bitching again about some guy named
Scott!! I have no idea why?!! They started saying "What the hell is up with Scott? I hate that
cunt licker."

Their phones started ringing and the girls would pick up their phones while they're getting
fucked!!!! It was bizarre!! I was fucking the girls for a while and they started yelling at me
“COME! WE WANNA SEE YOU COME!!!” I said HOLY SHIT! I said “No, I don't wanna come yet
cause it might be a long night of doing this.” So they said OK. So I fucked the blond for a
while longer and now the brunette got up and reared back her hand and SMACK! She
smacked me in the face!!! I was not expecting that!! She knocked my head like a foot to the
side! HOLY SHIT! I said “Oh my god! Just for that you're gonna have to take a load on the
face!” The brunette said “I want a load on the face” and the blond said “I want a load on the
face too!” Five minutes later they both get a load on the face!!! That was fucking sweet.

These girls were like trying to fuck with me to wild me up to fuck them up. At the same time
they were trying to protect each others. The brunette doesn't know me from a hole in the
wall and said “I'm not getting fucked tonight” so I said ok I'll play with some tits. She had
AMAZING TITS. Like perfect tits. The blond had a perfect face but the body was not so
perfect. The brunette was just awesome from like top to bottom. I dropped a load on both of
these chicks. I threw them a towel and I said wow, I couldn't believe this was happening.

Then I needed like a 5 minute rest cause I just busted a load but the girls went at it AGAIN!
“You're such a cunt! You're such a whore!” all over again. Then they looked at me all zoned
out and they said “Look at this little fuck cunt!” I just started laughing and they went into the
shower. The brunette said “You can't come in! You can't watch!” The brunette kept trying to
exclude me but every time I would walked away she said “Where you going? Come back!!”
There was just constant testing. Even during the sex there was testing. Kinda funny how that
works out. So I grab her camera and take some pictures of the girls.

I know the whole story probably sounds a little unbelievable at this point. Then the girls start

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calling from the shower “Hey! Don't you wanna watch this??” I said “Well... The door's locked
so I really can't.” They unlock the door and I go in and these girls are just fingering each
other in the shower. They were just going crazy and I started fingering them. Then we were
back on the bed again!!! At this point I had just blew a load like 10 minutes ago. I wasn't
even ready to get hard again. Then these girls were like yelling at me “GET HARD! FUCK
HER! WE WANTS TO GET FUCKED!” I said HOLY SHIT! These girls need to chill! So I started
licking some pussy and got a boner again and the blond said “I can't take getting fucked
anymore!” so I ended up fucking the brunette. I guess she changed her mind. She had the
most awesome ass! Man what an ass!! I couldn't blow again yet, cause it had been only like 5
minutes... So I let the girls go at it again.

They start answering phone calls again telling people “YEAH! We're at this party! We're all
getting drunk!!” while I'm fucking them. They start calling people to come over to pick them
up. It's funny cause there were only three of us, there was no party. Then they were saying
"we're not gonna be here much longer." We're getting picked up soon. So I fucked the blond
a little more and then fucked the brunette a little more. The brunette was roughing me up
man!! She slapped me around and even seriously punched me in the face! I just held her
down and fucked her and told her to shut the fuck up. She was just really trying to excite me.
Then I went to get the ball-gag from my luggage and try to ball-gag the blond. The blond
said “No! You're gonna ball-gag me!” Then she let me do it anyway. That was funny. It was
like 4 seconds of resistance. That was pretty crazy.

Then out of nowhere the phone rings again and they start getting dressed. They were just
getting ready to leave and they started cursing at each other again “Put on your clothes
whore!” “I can't find my fucking pants!” The brunette kept abusing me and slapping me, She
snapped me in the dick with her fucking bra!! My dick still hurts! I'll quit my whining about
that. They pretty much never stopped this one vibe the whole time. It was just a “Fuck you! I
hate you!” vibe the whole time from they walked in until they walked out the door. I walked
them down and the brunette continued cursing me out the whole time and the blond
eventually got normal with me again. She said “Oh it was so great to see you again. We
should fuck some more. Etc.” The brunette was still fucking with me and I said “You know
why she does this?... Cause she just wants to get me pissed.” So I grabbed her by her hair
and called her a little fucking whore. I kissed the blond a little more and off they went! I don't
why they chose me. I guess it just seemed like a fun idea. I think it's a kind of thing that girls
often throw around but I think it takes a guy like with the kind of knowledge that I have to
make it come true. The key turning point could've been if I had made them mentally
committed back when we were on the phone. The silly vibe and not getting freaked out was
key to making it happen.

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